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About Willamette farmer. (Salem, Or.) 1869-1887 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 24, 1875)
WILLAMKTTE FARMEP. 2 H THe HlE Circle. A Marvelous Motor. A Legend ol Modern Oynamlcs, It tw Rrcat ill-coverr that Abel Harlow made, An epochal dl-ccvef), e nomo wiseacre said, One which compelled philosophy its doctrine to re itc, And took big headed tavani completely bj surprise. i , . ii,i),niiy motor of nrodlnlou encrey. Erolved fnm ar. without the aid of electricity. Or heal, or (imitation, or Unlit of alchen y: Iddeod "tws fjpnerated almost tpontaneoufcly. Ilia procens instantaneously elicited from air AnetherastxpitisUe as a Moblller sharr; As mljjlity a an earthqunke, (.urging 'n ' datk aorraa, And yet as tame as inodru 1 hlUdelphia Journlim. An Infant'" br'ath or maiden's Jljh, by this machine ex- rted . . ,, Five hundred pounds of pressure to tUo Inch, it was Andlbowt.dlndof Congress, uillloil. would fur- from.soual rccogtil ion But christian conga .,., . ' tinn (linllnnni-H tlm itntice uf a course that tie- To run a good ni2(dplnt twenty thousand miles an nuur. With Bir'ow's apparatus 'twas an easy thing lo cram Sufficient p iwir into a quill to make it worth a, dam On a first-rate water priUlego; or In ones est A power ad.-n.uite to run a train of cars with ease. Mcemntons consequrwis were foreshadowed, it would seem, . .,,.,..,. ror suam: ' liy Barlow's .heap and "i "V , V'n Vihh 2nd Jnmi ... i Yet cbareeio higher wagen than does tlieiagrant winu. : No further need for m.Kclo when the J-artow motor stood. I would not-uncl 1 in the laitli of our works I common Savior, I s ly it I would not withhold No rtoro fatigue the world shall be a p radise of from liny of God's children, male or female, the shirks! ..,( !,. generous consideration n-eded to save them No lalior strikes, no Cmon rows, anU-crowntac boon . j No servant girls pen adlng life wlthan eiccssof gain j have women feel that a virtuous, intelligent . I women is safer fr.nu contamination nnd re- T10omwa,,cmrtT5r"ri.!;!f,;alohae ewtCreM.etlenco of preach in kindly efforts to reassure a betrayed The sanctum nun, ." and sorrowing woman, than in bandyiugsmiles Aiidflie'cdlturlal nice by this same motor may be am compliments with vile men In the Utter wrung, .i,i.i, t.n nmiiiiv course they shame every womanly instinct of When the leelliiBi ' cltlreuhavo been unduly ( pnrjty and'g00(,mBs. inJtle ffrmtr tllPV nre 8t,l"K- I ensbriued in tho divine beneficence. If vile Cheap fond, cheap clothe, ilieap furniture, cheap I meI1 wcre not tolerated in their vileuess, there transit wn shall sen . 'would be fewer of the class, and the average Si: li Sttt3.n young men instead of glorying in base con- breast (quests, would blush at being suspected of And all the people shall rise up and call A. Harlow douij(ui attention to women of any class." ble9t' j " Thy discussion, friends, takes me back to Such a plcturo of the futuro made a Barlow.motor a memorable evmt in my seventeenth year. sharo ,h i,. i,u wis The isolation of iho small, inland village in htnlrV" SS which I was bom, while it preserved me from But Just as Abel Harlow was about to raise tho wind, contact with the nrlsiind shams of metropolitan Tho wind was taken out of lilm In a manner most socjetyf f.ivored a coure of reading and study unllnd. I for which I lound Bbundaut opportunity in a As Abel and his partner were trying their machine, choice old Euglish library. With an inborn A loak sprung In Its re-uMuir, somewhat to their j faith in tho inherent power of a womanhood, chagrin. ivi,. trno to itself, to compel respectful consideration TnBdherm ' I ftud re-'ri1 from "" " had not esCftPld With Barlow's unique motor, in which they intt their i notice, that in every department of literature, doom. ' woman was a subject of smothered or out- .., . r -n n,nt th,ir,.i.d ' spoken cnutempt, or of a half pitronizlng rec- KM'ZmHlT' r-.rco. tlat ""',,.,, lu0re 0(,inU8 for being based on To an egregious llatnosa against the room's brlcv assumed inferiority of the Hex. The professed wall, ,,,! .,,,., I and com tly udtuirers of woman in tho ab-tracf, And when lfouh'l A. Ilirlow and his trlcnds by , ou(raJ,ed y W0In,illly Bef.re9p,ct by their nn- Tlioy weru'thu thinnest, flittest lot that ever yet was i xecptionally fulsomo ndiilaton. The few Kuffala Courier. Tea Table Gossip. i tho mieot mental inieriority, to ue iinaiyzeu "Just in lime, Mrs. J$!and, for a cud cup nnj eia3Sitiea as Units natma: of ten; Mr. May and tho gills nro isiling at the i j hail fumt, over m ickstone's legal status comers, and I nm quite alone." of woman in the dome-tie relations; chigrined "Thank you. it will be vcrv acceptable. I , and sorrowful, had listened to the sugar coated . , ... ,. . t . . i driveling of the Chustiau pnlpit on the sub- am tired with my afternoon tramp. I made ,on bf womiul ns n,1,. wonler veB.eIi.. my firBt call at jour door, but you wore out. 0iy to anchor my faith iu the God impo-ed Tray whoio hao you been?" responsibilities of woman, as demanding for "To vn.it Mary Speuce, whom I had not uer tho highest order of human intelligence ,,.,,., i. 'and n eorresp Hiding freedom of will, which seen siiue Iho removal of tho family, soon alter (J inferrej) .rtative wi-elom must have be- hor unhappy connection villi Xed Manly. Aa (.towed, though no Galileo of tho social world you canie to tho illago about the time the had, as jet, piocluiimd the iundel truth and Spouces left it. j oa may not lecollect tho cir- , lrouKlit on himself tho ban of mother church. bjiuuui iu,j , ,. t i " 1 had noted the nioro thau soe-ial toleranie cuuihtuucos of Unit sad iillnir. I hnvo nover o nlpTn)e:iploei men, in contiast with tho ceased to coirespoud with Mary, and urgo her condemnation without abatement of penalty to return lo the old homa and truo friends who or recommendation to meroy of their ,,.,,, i , .. m.,i: tt .. ictims. And foiced to tho conclusion would hland by her in her hnmiliniiou. Her that omtu ,ll0nlvlve8 wero nmill,y re. father's death mid her own filling health have, S1)uljbli. for this unjust nnd unwise discrimina nt Inst, prevailed, tiud she, with her mother, j tionn discrimination resulting in tho degre nro agiiu in the dear old homo, and now, all datlou of women nnd tho demoializaliou of . ,, , .... , . men destructive of the chivalious spuit of my spare bouts aro Marys, Ml oho regains ,,rott.ltiou iu lUo latter, nnd sowing distrust in cheerfulness, and Hocinl cousidtratlou, or llnds i the lonfluing nature of the former it was only rest iu tun gr.ie." i natural that, with no fear of Mrs. Grundy, "Why, Mrs. Mnl I nA sumiised. You do I should have resolved to cast my indi " , ., , , r vidual influunco aguinst a Boeuil condition not mem to suy that you will overlook M.irylrovolling n,:ke ,0 cUristian priuciple nud Spence's lipsu from virtue, and use your iuflu-1 womanly self-respect. At this period of my eiiee to n iuslate her in sociotj ? Her's was n pitiful case, 1 know. But think of our young daughteis; we cannot permit them to associ ate wilu hiu h it) leiuovo the ban fiom tho sinuer would bt to tolerate the sin." " But, Mrs. lllaud, what of Ned Manly? Is it consiiiti'iit, is it woiiiaiily or christian to cast stoues at pour, penitent Mary, nud smile on her I be-trajen; lo exclude her from the cooial circle i i. i . i i . and admit him? Ned is n welcome, even mi , honored guest, iu the homos from which you ' thee, I abnudon my resolution, I abandon it would exclude Mary, and if he does not repeat forever, and with it nelf.retiect Hiid womanly histrealmentof poor Mary, will soon lead to T tho altar ouo of her most intimate fiiends iu ehar friends, must I forfeit'your love.' the old tune. It is all wrong, Mrs. Btaud, , " Away, through the vista of years, ns if womau's liustlug, self-sacrificing love is the brenMug in upon the wierd oices of the on theme ot poets, srholars and dlMties.but when tried future. I hear the response of the truest of her betrayed affections re-coil upon wiecked mothers and the teuderost of friends: 'Up true hopes, who uf them all extends a pit) inc. help- to your resolution, lilhel, nnd God will bless ful hind to sau her from utter ruin? No, you; I want my sons to be luado lo feel that if Sirs Bland, I Inue no welcome for Ned Manly, tiny would hae tho respect and swciety of vir ile OMitmt hive my daughters lor partners at tuous women, they must be virtuous thorn balls or elsewhere. 'But m the blameless con selves.' And, overcome by her emotion, the versatioii of his he irt brokeu wetim are to be aged mother left her threo lovely elaughters and learned woiiniuly lessons of christian eudtir- myself iu silence and iu tears, aueo, unit the prsctico of a christian charity "The trying oide'al was passed. Mother which believes, when it says, "sin no uioio, t love hud roen!ed It-elf to magnify and cause ill the possible reclauintioii of the sitiuer, what- urate my purpose, aud sent me forth, without ever bo the otieuso. But her are Mrs. Mer- bitterness, to repiove the erring mail as n riam and Major t'rnuk to help out our discus-' brother to be sined, and to entre.it the erring juou," woman, as a sister of whom Christ had said; "Como in friends, your plates nre waiting. ' 'Ho that is without sin amoug you, let him No matter if you are 'just from the table,' first cast a stone at her.'" Major, u cup of good Japanese is always in ..TT1 Z i i 17 i i v order: besides, wo were iliseussiug a sociul W hin little Johuy IVarl, who lived in New UUestlon, iuvoMllg christian morals, as against bntb irons usages and pharasnlo iissuuipliuusot Mrs I'lnnd aud I were just elisoiusiug ner "oewt -'lure among us." , iiVM M-inr. I am very much mistaken, if Uhnll'vour radicalism in sociul matters, you would be williug that your daughter should ns- anolate with u lalleii woiuati, however peultent. loeiaie nn II nn' i uprigutuiBs, Vou Know, l piesume, mm -urs. ;isi ""T "" ""..... uuv. . ...r, Sneuoe and Mnrv hnu relumed, to the old joutneys, which Uokhim to Natchez, Johnny s home to llo or 'die ntuoug their old frieiuls. mother was heatiug his praers, "Our rather l.,or Marv.l fear, will uewr recover her health, wlioart." elo , wh.u Johuuy raised his head couU lei cy as well as justice and expediency, ri, U in iron chains. The more b,. K social relations. You would not associ- "" "" to do, the more ho is int. le. to "e with Marv Speu.ee, though her life, with accomplish; tor he learns to, conomize his time. that single niitep, has been iibove reproach. Wmyf JKite Yet t the ball, last week, you elanoedvilh nud .,,,,.,, "adejoursel igreeabletoherbetinyer, whohas low a won an can keep ou talking wh ile she nVvVr. to my kuowl dgo. expressed resret for twists up her back ha r aud has her mouth full hb'liaueku tieutuieiit of ,'re aud lovely a ot l;'r plus is a myoteiy not yet explniued.-cbila-forBhewa. only child in years uud I dirt i rttxl. knowledge of the world as ever danced around Koseville Maypole, You even introduced your daughter to him with marked cordially. Now I would like to see my daughter humanely courteous to the frailest of her box, and cer- i Winiy 1 would oi'jeci to uer uemg uu iiujiuiub like a cordial footing with licentious men. In I my view of the matter, Mm. Bland, the woman ' who discards the erring ot her own sex and as sociates on equal terms with dissolute men, in 1 so doing offers a primiutn to masculine licen tiousness, and makes her own virtue and the virtue of her innoceut daughter a target for the i arts of the betrayer." 'Mrs. Mernani, you are a niotuer oi coin sons and daughteis; let us have jour opinion in this matter." ' I dni glad lo hear thee ppeak as thee does, Harry Frank. I see many humane re aons why women, and men, too, should take thy view ot their social oblic itions to offenders against per- sonnl purity. MerH superficial considerations j,,,,,, to xcliulo the erring ol either box njes (he hope of reinstatement by repentance Exclusion from the humane sympathy ot the virtuous, promises neithtr abatement or cure of the evil under consideration. I believe women might often pave the betrajed of their sex from ultimate abandonment if they were not afraid of fnninrimilsinn tlifir renutntion bv beinu heen in their company. But if they withheld from dissolute men any recognition not strictly due to common humanity, they might give sympathy and eticouracement to the erring of ( oftu without fear of being misunder- wiiuiL'U wiiuhe ieuiui uuu tjjiiui iiiuiiirn uu 1 conspired to pliice thetn on an intellectual leol with the lntilligeut men of their age, were not, in the popular c-timiition, women to be , loved'aud honored as women, but exceptions to lift occurred the otent to wtncli 1 havereterreel. A vouuc man, with whom I had been much associated in a family friendship of long stand ing, had trailed his manhood in tho du-t, and I hud come to his mothir and sisters iu their humiliation fearing to bo reproached, hardly 1 ! ... 1. ..-..I...... .l.A on,.-.... T V. 1 n tn ,n Vn o (futyllm, ,,,. . Deftr flenJSi y0U know my resolve never to associate on equal terms with young men guilty of conduct w.l'M "eludes women lrom the society of the virtuous. And now my trial has come in the , r ..... .learest friends. If for loo of iinvou. was mree )im om, mi miner was re quenlly called from home ou biisiuess. Om ini " i'i ou " "'" "'. "" ""t UI' t,'V'"".ly "" H" 'l? V"ul' 'il'"u. Johnny's tmd ssyiiig 'our lather who nit in hemeu; (let s cay our fither who art in Natchez. ' , ; Lsziness grows on people. It begins in cob. Summer Farm Luxuries. It is not trne we think that any great number of intelligent farmers or farmers' hoys get "disguBted" with farm life, and go into other occupations. That some do there is no doubt, but these are more than made up by others from other pursuits who go to their va cated places. The continued discussions we read in the papers as to "why our boys leave the farm," always appeared lo us uncalled for. It is by no means uncorflmon that boys show no interest in 'their parents pursuits. There seems to be a natural disposition in children to try something else, and this is ns true perhaps among farmeis' sons as of any other persons' sons, and no more. Of course people who are always in theconn trj, and know little elso than of farm life, are apt to imagine that city life has some pleasures of which they are eleprhed. And it may be there are. But then people do not enjoy them much who live there. It becomes a mere rou tine of fashion, iu which they come to do thing', not because they take pleasure in them but be cause they must. They come to look upon these things as a bore, and on the country as the great heaven of this world; nud many a man in the city toils a whole year unceasingly for no other object thau that he may enjoy a little of the couutry at some time in the sum mer season; or at some time iu his life to have a little ouutry home. . True many of these people go to watering places, or some other fashionable spot, and then go over asain the fashionable follies of cit life. Bat the natural love of the country is at the bottom of it all. If tho mere pleasun a ot city life were all, thej could get the whole in or near the city, but the charms of the ride to the destination, the rural aspects of the spot selected, in short the change from city to something like the country, is at the bottom of it nil. Who would not be in the country to enjoy the cool bieezes, and the healthful odors from wood and field, is the burden of the song with every city paper at this season of year, and no tune is moie enjoyed by the geueral reader. It only ltmains for those who nre on the land to understand the advantages of their position and tho advantages of ouo they sometimes envy, to make them not only satisfied with their lot, but actually be tempted to thank bewen they are not as other men. 'Jmmntoicn Ttltgraph. Recreation for Farmers. We read lately in an agricultural journal, the recommendation to farmers, to take a few days of rest and recreation after harvest, by going a fishing. This is good, but we propose some thing better. We like recreation, but we never could get time to ro a fishing, nor could wed.s coer the grtnt fnscination in holding a pole aud cord into the water for hours, with the hope of jerking out occasionally a small ani mal with a sharp hook in its tender mouth. Is there not n better way for farmers to enjoy themselves for n few days after hnrvest? If they and their children have any taste for sci ence, sketching aud making nntutul history collections, let them hitch the horse to the car riage, and take a jaunt to the wildest woods, rocks nnd ravines lor this purpose. Collecting materials, pressing and drying plants, sketch ing trees with twisted roots, or wild rock scen ery; securing the roots of wild flowers for le movnl to the garden or doorynrd in all these aud many other amusements of tho kind there is a great denl of intellectual fascination Do vou suy you have no taste for such things? Then wo are sorry for tins great vncunm in life's enjoyment. But the taste may be culti vated. It is too valuable to leave undeveloped. There is not one per&on in ten who "has not n real or latent taslo for them. Examine nnd study the beauty of natural scenery, nnd iu n little while you will begin to mlmire it. Uso n mi croscope on the minute and beautiful parts of plants, flowers nnd insects, and you will soon liuil an inexhaustible fund of interest and en joyment. If jou make collections of shells, minerals, insects, etc., you will secure a per manent record of your ramblos, as well as a museum of scientific value. This is a kind of recreation that gives permanent enjoyment, not found in jolly nud senseless parties aud throngs. Country Gentleman, An Aiuthmktical CunioBiTy. The London Atltemvum contains tho following curious ar rangement of figures: 111 5 'J 1 o 11 7 U 13 8 12 1 It will be seen thnt tho sum of each line, eath column aud each diagonal is 31. The four cpruer tiguies 31 The corner figures of any Bijuare ot four figures (of which there nie four in the larger square) 31. The tour fig ures of the central square 31. The four fig ures of each corner of tho wholo square 31; milking altogether twenty different wiiys in which 31 may bo reckoned. The other sums of 31 may be obtained by taking the figure which stands next to the corner figure, t.oiug r. uud from left to right, thus, 3, 8, 11, 9-31. Then lake the tlgmes which stand to the left of tho corner figures, going the other way round, 2, 3, 15, 1231. Mits. An'dbkw Johnson, The vencrablo relict of the late ex-1'resideut is said to be dangerously ill. She was prostrated by the shock of her husband's death, and it is feired will not long simive him. 'lhrough the years of their wtel ded life there was a tender atlection between the couple, which none of the tri its or vicissi tudes through which they pn sed could impair or weaken. It was Mrs. Johnson who taught her husband writing nuel arithmetic. She greatly aided him by her devotion and good counsel to attain thoso honors which made him conspicuous iu a long public career, and will occupy a place iu history as one of the Ameriaau wives anil mouieirs wuose uoole ex ample is worthy lo be held up for imitation. Tnu latest chromo story comes from Connec ticut, where n Suuday school teacher said to one of her pupils, "Joliuny, why don't you in vite your fiieinl Billy to come to Sunday school with yon?" Johuuy looked up with a gnu full of- inteutiou, uud also full of teeth, aud said, " I kuow yer, teacher. You want tor get Billy into the cla-s so's you can get a chromo lor a uew scholar." A Bov's Cntkbi'bisk. Youthful enterprise found its reward iu Providence, It. I the other day, when a teu-yeur-old boy borrowed three dollars from his father aud started a side walk restaurant. In n few days he dented tlevtu dollars, besides repaying 'his borrowed capital, 1'koi'lk tell the story of n man who called at the house of a neighbor, half n mile from his owu house, early in the morning, and after the usual snlutatiou, seated himself ou a chair, nnd on being asked to eat eoino breakfast, an swered, " I don't suppose I ought to stop, for our house is ou fire, and they teut me to tell you." " Do you want to kill the child?" exclniuiod n gentleman, us he saw a boy tip a baby out of its carriage ou to the walk. No. not' quite," replied the boy; " but if I can get him to bawl, mother will take care of him while I go aud paddle, in the ditoh with Johuuy Bracer." A Woman's Pocket. The editor of the Danbnry jVeics says that the most difficult thing to reach is woman's pocket. This is especially the case if tho dress is hung up in a cupboard, and the man is in hurry. We thiuk we are safe in saying that be always is iu n hurry on snch occasions. The owner of the dress is jn the sitting room, serenely en grossed in a book. Having told him that the article he is in quest of is in her dress pocket in the cupboard, she has discharged her whole duty in the mat ter and can afford to feel serene. He goes at the task with a dim consciousness that be has been there before, but says nothing On opening the cupboard door and finding himself confronted with a number of dresses, all turned inside out, and presenting a most formidible front, ho hastens back to ask "Which dross?" and being told tho brown one, and also asked if sbo had so many dresses tbat there need be any great effort to unit tne rignt one, he returns to the cupboard with alacrity and soon has bis hands on the brown dress. It is inside out, like the rest a fact he does not notice, however, until he has made several ineffectual attempts to get bis hand iuto it. Then he turns it round very careiully nnd passes over the pocket several times without being nwnre of it. A nervous movement of his hands and an appearance of perspiration on his forehead are perceptible. He now dives one hand in at the back, aud, feeling round, finds n place and proceeds to explore it, when he discovers that he is following up the inside of a lining. The nervousness iucreuses, also the perspiration. He twitches the dress on the hook, and sud denly the pocket, plump aud exasperating, comes to view. There is the Docket in plain view, not only the inside but tho outside, and all he has to do is to put his band right round in the inside aud t ike out the article. That is all. He can't help but smile to think how near he was to getting mad. Then he puts his hand round to the other side. Ho does not feel the opening. He pushes a litflo farther now he has got it; he shoves the hand down and is very much surprised to see it appear opposite his knees. He has made a mistake. He tries again; ho feels the entrance and glides down it only to appear again as before. This makes him open hlsejesaud straighten his face. He feels of the outside of the pocket, pinches it curiously, lifts it up, shakes it, and, after peering closely about the roots of it, he says, " Bv graciousl" and he commences again. He does it calmly this time, because hurry ing only mukes matters worse. He hauls up breadth" nfter breadth, goes over them carefully, gets his hand first into a lining then into the air again (where it always surprises him wbeu it appears), und finally into a pocket and is about to cry out iu triumph wh n he discovers that it is the pocket of another dress. He is wild now; the cupboard air almost sti fles him; ho is so uervous that he can hardly contain himself, and the pocket looks at him so exaspe rati ugly that he cannot help but "plug" it with his clinched fist, and im mediately does it. Being somewhat relieved by this performance he has n chance to look about him, and sees that he has put his foot through a bandbox nnd into the crown of bis wife's bonnet, has broken the brim of his sum mer hat, which was hanging in the cupboard, and torn about a yard of bugle trimming from a new jacket. As all this trouble is due to bis wife's intatuation in hanging up her dresses iu side out, he immediately starts after her und impetuously urges her to the cupboard, excite edty intimating his doubts of there being a pocket iu the dress any way. The cause of the unhappy disaster quietly inserts her hand inside the robo and directly brings it forth with the sought for article in its clasp, Ho doesn't know why, but this makes him wileler than any thing else. Cowaedice. I am a boy sixteen years old, and I write to know if there is any way to make n brave man out of n coward. I had my head examined a year ngo. Combntieness was marked average; Destrucliveness und Self Esteem lull; Cautiousness, Conscientiousness and Firmness were marked large. Flense an swer tho aboe iu your Journal, and I wjll be under many obligations to you. A uowabd. Ans. The fact that our young friend has tho courage to call himself a toward, is evidence that he is not past reform. Ho has the pluc. in him, aud only needs culture. We should not call such a head n cowardly one, but cir. cuiuspect, prudent au'd guarded. He requires to bo angry or aroused by interest befoie he becomes very brave. Horace Greeley would never fight, nor would he run. He would staud erect, and if rude boys would pound him he would take the pounding, which showed a kind of moral bravery without n sufficient de gree of physical courage. Cultivnte Combat lvenebs by engaging in mnuly exercises; by driving a team, or doing auytuiug that requires energy. Biucksmithing, stone-cutting, or wood chopping will cultivate Combativeness more thau engraTing or book-keeping. Phrenological Journal. Insect Intelligence. L. G. Felluer states that the large reel ants of Ariz un Territory ndorn their dwellings with stones, shells, etc. "L have often disturbed their piles in oreler to find garnets, eto. The ant ou guard would then regularly call out an army of ininature warriors, whose attacks I had to a'void. As I stirred one with a stick, the guard ran inside; but instead ot returning with n number of angry ants, he brought out a large clear garnet ami rolled it down towards me; I kept stirring until he had brought five, when I thought the sagacious ani mal had been taxed sufficiently " " Husband, I wish you would buy me some pretty feathers." "Indeed, my dear little wife, jou look better without them," "O, no," said she, ccaxiugly; " you always called me your little bird, and how does a bird look with out feathers." " Why, dressed to be sure," said he. " Eli, doctor," said a lailie of a small Scotch town to a friend, " be maun bae been an extra ordinary man, tbat Shakspeare; there are things hie come into his head that never would hue como into mine at a . CliEi-K vs. Cuin. A Fittscii paper says that not one inusee ia u uuuurea uis a nnuusoiue chin. This is due to tbe fact that so mam ot them give nil their time to the cultivation of cheeK. A crJKiocs coincidence is noted by tbe Paris Moniteur, that the steamship Schiller was wrecktil on the anniversary of Ihe death, in lb05, of the German poet whose name it bore Tub Loudon Gardtn sas it can give no ad vice to " the gentlemau w ho writes that the birds nave built lu the pocket of one of his scaare-crows."- A Ntwroram and dog saved twehe persons dunug the recent French floods, but was drowned iu attempting to save a thirteenth. Why are chickens the most profitable things a tarmer oau keep? Because for every grain they give a peck. Domestic Ecofiopy- Kitchen Furniture. Never have dark furniture for a kitchen. It shows the dust much more than light and re quires double the care. Never have extra shelves or mantels painted dark if yon can help it. If it is your misfortuue to have dark painted furniture, wipe it once in a few days with a damp cloth, nnd have it varnished often. Have your sink iu a convenient place, but never under a window if you can avoid it, ns much work is caused by greasy dish-water spattering upon theindows as it necessarily must. Back of your sink nail up a piece of varnished paper, aud then you cau with n wet cloth remove all spots tbat would soon spoil wall-paper, it you are so fortunate as to have a siuk room, have it papered and then well varnished; in this case every spot can bn easily wiped off. The sink should be lined with zinc, nailed only around the edges, as nails upon the bottom rust and wear through, allowing water to run under the sink, thereby causing tho boards to rot. Good zino can be kept nice and bright by seouring every week or two with and, and rub bing all over once or twice a day with soft goap, scalding and wiping dry. At one side have a place to put the water pail on, which always keep covered day and night; an uncovered water pan is a slncK thing. Nailed upon tho back of the sink, have a little box perforateel through the bottom, to keep bard soap in, and if you have no better place, castile soap and a piece of pumice stone to re move stains from your hands. Your soft soap keep under the sink, which we take for granted is boarded up. with n door where you put your pots and kettles, board to scour knives upon, snnd, etc., nnd this place should be kept as your sitting room. Just over the sink have a narrow shelf with holes through, to set your common tumblers upon wbeu washed and rinsed, that they may drain and dry, thus sav ing tbe time and labor of wiping them with a dry cloth. At the other end of the- sink, put up a narrow strip to set your kettlecricketson; of these you should have two, one to set your kettles on when washing and cleauing them, nnd and which should be kept under the sink, in some odd nook the other should be smaller, nnd only be used to set the kettles upon, when filled, and therefore must be kept handy and clean so if you should be sick with a headache, pain ia your side, or any little trifling thing, and should ask your kind husbaud to fill the tea kettle, he w.ould take the cricket down to set it ou, instead of setting it on the sink thug causing jou more labor thau it saves. He would be sure to do this were the cricket under the sink, or so black and nasty he could not touch it without soiling his hauds, And last but not least, have a light rack made of strips of wood an inch wide, ori eighth of nn inch thick aud n foot long nailed over one an other, making a rack a foot square, with both sides alike, t put lu your sink to turn dishes upon while washing, thus keeping them from touching tbe sink liable to be greasy and dirty, and draining them so that they will wipe easily. You may think, dear reader, that it takes considerable to turnish a sink to suit our taste; but every one of ihi so things are around our sinks, nnd no one would we dispen-e with, neither will you, after having seen how con-, venitnt they are. Manufacturer and Builder. Reform in Cooking. The British people have evidently taken hold of the cookery nform in their usual solid way. The leceut onnual meeting ol the National Training School of Cookery was held at Staf ford house, the residence of the Duke of Suth erland, and was well atteudeel by " the nobility nud gentrj,"The Princess Louise was present, aud the Duke ot Vt esttmnster toot the chair. fhe secretary s report showed that the school had been in operation since March, 1871; 765 pupils havo pa-sed turough it, ot whom 108 have pro-euted themselves for examination and have obtnined "learners' certificates." Three have obtained full dip'omas as teachers and re muneratna employment. The lady superintendent ot the school, Liady Baker, has anuouueed her resignation, being about to leave England. A beginning has been made iu teaching cookery in elementary schools and Sir H. Cole announced that the Committee of Council of Education have or- lained that every girls' school wherein the pupils pass an examination in "food aud its preparation ami in ciotning and materials will receive an addition to its annual grant. In training colleges also throughout the country, the practical teaching of cookery will now. to the extent of two-thirds, be paid for by the State. One speaker said that he had leo- tured in Cambridge'hire, where a fai mer com plained that he would make the men unwilling to work by showing them how to live on four pence a dav. With this example in England, training i-cLool for cookery willdoubtle-s soon become numerous nud fashionable in this coun try. Gbaium Cop Cake. Unbolted wheit meal, two cupfuls; buttermilk, one cup; molasses,-half-cup; butter, quarter of a cup; egSj two; soda, half n tenapoonful. Bake half an hour ABTinciAL Down and Cloth fbomFkathebs. Iu Paris "artificial down" has come to be more highly valued than the natural down, be cause it is much lighter. It is made from feathers of any kind by cutting the barbs of tbe feathers from each siJe of the quill, putting them in a slout cloth sick, aud rubbing them between the hands, ns a washerwoman does linen. Five minutes' rubbing will have mixed the mass into a felt-like substance, rendering it homogeneous. This is edredon artiicif, aud sells in Paris for something over S3 in gold a pound, and this price is constantly increasing. A process has aUo been invented for making cloth of feathers. To make a square metre (a metre is 39 3 iuchts) of cloth lighter and warmer than wool, from 700 to 750 grammes (a gramme is 15.1 grains) of this down are re quired. But this drop de plume takes color ad mirably, and wears wonderfully, because, in stead of breekiu and cutting in the places mo6t exposed to weir' it mats it itself more nnd more into a felt-like substance. The esti mate has been made that iu France alone enough feathers are allowed to go to wnsiee.ch yew to mike from 7,000,000 to 8,000,000 square metres of cloth. In other words, as much is lost in France in feathers as is paid for cotton. SiLTEBTsa Natckal Leaves and Floweus. A very ingenious application of eleclio-matal-lurRy has recently been brought before the no tice of the Socieiy of Arts iu London, It con sists in the npplio tiou of a coat of silver, by means of electro-deposition, on natural leaves and flowers. By this means very delicate orna ments are produced, since tbe precise f.-rm and texture of the natural leaf is preserved under the thin silver film. The special process by which these results are attained is the inven tion of a Mr. Denton. The Pope cardinals cue, hag seen one hundred and four 6-tTTM SS5?S533 --IT-SiT -ta'VgTW'wn- i-mmrm&&'