Weak"
1960
Success Seems Bitter for CM
Artist Turned Honest Entertain
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ClUW Oregon', coi
P... i.DIte a n'l
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1.11 in mo
. Chancellor
of the State Sy.
R.T location warned
. h.d-count at tlx
17.259 at-
M " ... U.lnnr lt
P2T.mher of veter
L dropped from 9347
r the hump of
'.j i.n nrocessed.
" nnnnlatlon
Li, swollen r-r
F' ...mi numbeni of
15 jtudents who go to
tTtilng up the .lack a.
ikir '
'?.!?.. rnlleee numbered
SS;.dropof 63;Unl.
c, Oregon "M
' roo rise of 287
of Education at
Lv ii an Increase of 20:
Ev.nde 600, a loss ot 120
K College of Edu-
K.m..i1. 651. an Increase
EnDOrt Extension Center,
U 248.
L.tt need now," Pack.
K to bring our faculties
Li nlants up to the
p i
nw lU.CJ Suerp 1. t.i.. ,
making Stanley S. .Ti, ""I " a? nls ".'"" turn.
able. He has turned forgery into
an honest profession, hut nnm
even hi. best friends won't trust
him,
Jaki Is a professional purveyor
ui nuHum. ii nas maae nim a II
nanclal success but a social fail
ure. He can t even find a wife.
No woman likes to be mystified
by any man, and certainly not by
ner nusDana.
Tool" Guy
"Hardly anyone thinks of me
a. lust a man." he laments
"They all think of me as a guy
wjid 11 ioqi you.
ing proiessional. As long as he
was smateur, his friends thought
he was harmless. But when they
saw him amusing audiences by
dealing cards from the bottom of
the deck, they stopped asking him
over ior a nana of poker,
Not Trusted
"My erstwhile friends just don't
trust me," he added, as he pro-'
duced an ace of spades out of no
where. "They don't think I can
win a card game honestly. Friends
started disappearing a fast as
jack rabbits when a check forger
taught him to copy handwriting,
no matter how illegible. The
a commercial artist and made Motorist Behind Bars
forger wound up In Jail. But Jak. calls himself "Dr. Jaks," was born , Wild Drivina Srjree Puts
maae a success of It because he in Romany. He started out to be ' '
kept riis fountain pen off the bot
tom line of checks.
To make his act more confus
ing, Jaks wears a blindfold while
copying signatures for the cus
tomers at the swanky Savoy
Plaza Hotel cocktail lounge. He
uses the same method as did his
Ill-fated Instructor, but he alway.
gives the copies he makes to hi.
audience, so there can be no
trouble later on.
Real Casey
Jak. gave a demonstration of
his art a. ..forger. He wrote up
side down and backward., ex
plaining it is ' easier . to copy a
name exactly that way. Once, he
said, he showed a group of bank
ers how it 1. done and nearly
scared them to death.
Jaks, a plump, Jovial man who
magic his hobby, until he met the
Agha Khan, reputedly the richest
man in the world, at a Swiss re
sort. The multi-millionaire was so
impressed when he saw Jaks
make money out of nothing he
persuaded him to make a career
out of It
Feel. Lonesome
"That was the beginning of my
downfall," Jaks said. "I don't
have any social life any more.
When I do go out, I have to do
tricks. I get into trouble when
I'm just another guest.
"Once I was accused of steal
ing a lady's wrist watch at a big
dinner party. She found it later at
home, on her dresser, but she. still
think. I used black magic- to put
it there.
WICHITA, Kan. (U.R) Fining
the motorist $600 and sentencing
him to five months In jail, Judge
Roy Rogers said the case was the
"worst instance of reckless driv
ing" ever brought to his attention.
Joseph D. Rosarlo, Jr., SO, drew
the penalties for:
Speeding 80 mile, an hour at
night through heavy downtown
traffic in a 20-mile zone, running
12 traffic lights, driving without
a license, reckless driving, driving
without lights, driving on the
wrong side ot the street, posses
sing liquor in violation of Kansas
dry law. and resisting arrest.
The wild chase, with two mo
torcycle officers in pursuit, ended
with Rosario'. car .mashing to a
stop in a clump of shrubbery.
Register-Guard, Eugene, Ore., Thura., Oct. 81, 1948, Paf H
Prosperity Wrecks
Eskimo's Teeth
LINCOLN, Neb. (U.R) Prosper
ity brought dental woes to- the
Eskimos, according Jo Dr. Carl J.
Henklemann.
The Lincoln dentist was sent to
the northernmost tip of Alaska by
the federal government for a den
tal survey with the naval Arctic
research laboratory. He examined
about 600 Eskimos, he said, and
found their teeth to be "in terrible
shape."
Eskimo, employed at the Point
Barrow naval base draw '$300 to
$600 a month a. laborers. Henkle
mann said, and use the money to
trade their former diet of seal, fish
and walrus for the menu, ot Am
ericans.
Light, Strong Titanium
Put Into Production
WILMINTGON, Del. W.B Th
manufacture of titanium metal, a
light, strong material comparable
to stainless steel, has been begun
by the duPont Co,
The metal, silver whit and
highly resistant to corrosion, la
being produced on a .mail teal at
the company', pigment, depart
ment plant at Newport, Del.
It i. less than twice a. heavy ae
aluminum, but several time. a.
strong. Most likely it will b used
in manufacturing high speed
planes and industrial machinery,
such as printing presses and tex
tile equipment
kresjary .
. to prepare tor
l.i.r reeisirauon wmra
End upon us about 1955
r i. i. loan "
m peas
Lilts Ban
la Film
BMPi-An American mo.
U banned from pre-war
Jimnese militarist., i.
mt crowds in . Tokyo,
jfe of Emile Zola," star
Munl, never was shown
in theatres under the
Mrahlp which prevailed
id during the war.
iccuutions of corruption
rtcch army general staff
ttion with the Dreyfus,
too much for the Japa
iuiiti to stomach.
Imythtag smacking of
I such si Zola's champion.
raid peace, wa. tabooed
Iipinue srmy.
: picture which was
ro In Japan was "Gone
l Wind," because Its
nru the American Civil
W on the Bounty" was
rrnica the censor, banned
kwlng because it showed
n against "authority.'
Crafts Make
;e Museum
ORLEANS (U.B Mariam
kd Charleston, 8. C, has
pins a leisurely trip
oi south In search of
tfti. .
I Orleans, Miss Wilson
rave mart museum in
fo il the only museum de
al preservation of .lava
contains more than 100
Wion wss excited about
I Of slave-maHa hrfnlra
fi ill southern Louisiana,
ih a wave-made wooden
F" 01 a mule's bridln.
Witave crafts are not ax.
), but are frequently
iraw aown. She estl.
m 80 per cent of all
plantations were made
labor, but she added the
vnracrs usually do not
part with nnv
pw residences.
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Rib Roast
Chuck Roast
Standing Rib. Trimmed watte
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A lean, meaty, inexpensive
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SHORT RIBS
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Pork Chops L"LCUH lb. 85c
Pure Ground Beef lb. 55c
Pure Pork Sausage lb. 59'
Link Sausage lb. 65c
Smoked Picnics lb. 59c
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Grade 'A' Butter 76(
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