Eugene register-guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1930-1983, July 21, 1946, Image 22

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THE LOBSTER'S TAIL. SERVES AS
OA5Kfcl FOR CARRYING EGGS.
I
rtjLFATTLB?s l&USED ASA SOUNDl
inpiKUMfcNl, MUSICAL, OR OTHERWISE
ALLIGATORS AND PORCUPINES
UTILIZE THEIR TAILS AS WEAPONS.
ANTEATERS USE THEIR. SPREADING
i-MN-Kt I ail -as a blanket;
as extra -JA
f HANDS JO - Spyi )
CREA1UKS., XUffit
COWS AND HORSES SWAT PLIES WITH THEIRS.
PISH GET THEIR ROWFP TP I nrrd
vwjikjn HKCWft THEIR TAILS... AND
THE KANGAROOS SERVES AS A
BALANCE POLE ...AND A CHAIR. .
VGHIWONG?
I 1442. IS THE CUBE ROOT OF 3.
IgREATSMOKTNAn.. WBK IS W NO.CAWUNA,
COB PIPES ARE MADE FRmNOOBS.
RIGHT
ASADWALL IS" A HI6H STONE BAgglEgJ RIGHT
F-lbu TRY Tbkfz;
ME.IU- THROW
VMISWATEBAT
B..
"u have lots .
OF SPIRIT,
SU3AK..
WHAT HE CAN DO,
I CAN Do.'lTHlNk
ILL TRY THAT
aw Normal .
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mont. a maw x
l
I WHO DOMINATES 1 ROUTINE S
tif?Qs7 DROPPED i
' XXli5U THESLASS, J
LARD SMTIH. IF Nfou
pME A STEP CLOSER.
ILL THROW THIS
WATEB AT f-,i i f 1
M
JTOUHAVE
LOTS OF Jf
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MEAN HE REALLY f
WAS .'So FORCE- J
RJLANDA . -
I ....BUTSO ir
V HAVE I.' .T
T WHO STOOP V . c
if I-WANNAi!!
THIS STDPE lX-J-' -j
iUARAMTEES: - !
s-f U (tSaseasyas T
IS THIS SHocr!NG FISH ) I f
CAMERA' J IN A RAIN -ff I
EASY To V BAPREO .'
THAT kIDVAAS I Jfrf- .') if
the Toughest F f J fl
customer
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