Eugene register-guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1930-1983, December 03, 1944, Image 21

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DECEMBER S, 1944 j '
7 EVB0W,I SKSWff IfrWOTSre If fM SORRY FOR KIDS,
MELVIN IS ft. SUPER' 1 'IS' ENOUGH .ID QUEER. I WHEN EVERtiODY IS J
GRADE 1A' FDUL BALL! J ANY KID "WITH TW' GANG! I DOWN ON IF EVER. I
BUT NOBODY SAYS MELVIN CANj BE AS J I I SEE HIM, fM COIN' TO I
Why they don't . . bad as they sayI j be NjgLap mini! y
OH. ANNIE1. LISTEN ID MELVINS V- PROBftBlY, U& BEEN INI HEfe SUCH A DEAH BOYll I OH1. THE " 'V '
LETTAH! "MOTHAH! WIRE ONE HUNDREW ISOME CHILDISH ESCAPADE 1 HIGH-SPIRITED AND FULL I I DOAH I YESSUM! I
MUST HOVE!-MELVIN"-HA! HA. TUE . IWTIH HIS UTILE COMRADES I OF PRANKS"-BUT HE'LL I I BELL! I I'M I ;
DEAU LftMB- ISNT THAT CUTE ? T I BUT HE ALWAYS TURNS ALWAYS BE HIS ' S I NOW. I GOING I J
" ITS ANOTHER SPECIAL Y Y-lw! I If OH1. OH1. OM ! WHY, THAT"- " Y WHAT DOES HE WANT HIS PUPILS ;
D'LIVERY LETTER FROM ANOTHER ( THAT THAT iMRFf II PI 1 TO BE? CLODS? ME SAYS THE
BURPINGTON0N-HUDS0N ONE I 'r.'P.VV11- , I OTHAH BOYS ARE GENTLEMANLY AND
SCHOOL FOR BOYS'- J FROM . I NOT EVEN A HEAD MASTAH CAN , 1 COURTEOUS'" BAH CAN OUST SEE
J iCT Wftr ABOU yTWE
-BEING TAUGHT TO GROW UPTiEWINISIteLLE r ANNIE1. SEE THAT r S
JUST LIKE TWEAH FAWTHAHS? A FOHWAMD TWINKAH1. BUT J BEAUTIFUL SPAMK I MELVIN'S ROOM IS I I YESSUM!
TO BE HORRID BUSINESS MEN- I TUAT IDIOTIC SCHOOLTEACHAH 1 BLUNT THE SPIRIT I IN ORDAM! HELL BE I I I'LL DO IT,
BANKAHS FACTORY OWNAMS ) IS TOO DULL TO UNDAHS1AND OF MY DEAW fA HOME TOMORROW! I RIGHT
H SUCH "y HY MELVINj (TlMJJ j '