Eugene register-guard. (Eugene, Or.) 1930-1983, December 21, 1941, Image 25

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WHICH HONEVMOOM?
I I've had nime-maybe
ICN WUMtN
BAH JI'fA SICK
OF THEM 5
lUCKy BOARDM AN. that's what they
CALL ME. EVERYTHING 1 TOUCH TURNS
TO GOUT? VET I'M A SUCKER FOR A
PRETTY BLONDE. THEV ALL KNOW IT, TOO!
HELP ME, EASY.1 HELP ME! KEERMEOUT
TnC tUUTCHCS OF rONTUNc HUNmNo
FEMALES AND SOU CAM NAME:
JOVR OWN PRICE
9
IT'S
A DEAL,
P0ARW
111 TAKE LULU
BELLE ALONG TO
HELP ME
WHAT.1 A
1
ucretA. BrtARDV. IT TAkES A
)MAN TO .OUTSMART A WOMAN.
UiU etuct iHt reivjM.c- c
WRE5TLIM6, B0X1N6 AMD
WEIGHT-LIFTING CHAMP OF
THE WORLD
WELL, ITS A
CINCH I'D
NEVER FALL
FOR A BANDY
LEGGED OLt
CROW WITH
A PAN LIKE
HERS y
T
IZZAt SOU
LE66O OF ME!
I LL BAT- HIS'
"EARS OFF,'
PLEASE, LULU BELLE'
VONT SPOIL TH&
CHANCE OF A LIFE
TIMES THIS FELL A HAS
MU.U0WS! vp.we
CAN KEEP HIM
SIMPLE. WEIL
CLEAN
UP
WELL, HERE'S MV CAR.
SCAT i SOU DRATTED
)
BUT IF YOU
LIKE JUNKY
STUFF YOU MAY
LIKE MY YACHT.
JJO CONVENIENCES
AT ALL-ONLY ONE
SWIMMING
-POOL
WELL, you
CANT'SWM
IN BUT ONE
POOL AT A
TIMEiCAM VDU,
MR. BOARD
MAN?
MOROOY ASKED VOMQ tS2TTPr
OPINION. - LOOK AT THESE
a ' "
M( STARS Work 1 PAV.42 APIECE FOR .
WITH 'EM? THESE CK3ARS. FIRST THEyRE
V y Tnr 1 nklA-HEMTHEVRE TOO
VI short; they're MEVJER
right; uu i EVER
C16WT S FOOEY it
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AND 5ET THESE DRATTED FEMALES OFF-
MY E?OAT! WHAT THE,SAIV HILL AM I PAYIN6
x v "v x urn
WHERE
SHALL WE
SAIL,SIRFV
UOW DDI KNOW, YOU
INARECILE! AO SOME
PLACE WHERE I'LL NEVER
SEE ANOTHER WOMAN
AS LONG AS J LIVE
IT
WELL, IT
LOOKS LIKE
AN EASY JOB
KEEPlN A
CANTANVCEQOUSI
OLD BEAI?
WKE HIM
S1M6LE- 1
!ONtSEEHffl
A WOMAN
COULD STAND
AN