THE REOISTBB. GUARD, EUGENE. OREGON
Page Kin
HERE'S HOW IN CONTEST!
operate one of the finest eqnlupetS
lubricating departments to b found
THE F0RD-0N DISPLAY AT SIMMONS!
any place in the valley, specializing on
the proper lubrication of ths lvdge,
Plymouth and Podge trucks.
"In this Industrial Magazine we
recommend this firm to all mir resd
i s ss high class merchants of trans
portation."
HMES DR. BARTLE
TO STAGE CANTOR
Wi& a CANTOR AD
A GAME TO "KID MILLIONS"
T
13, 1935.
. . .( nM.-r.nl der ft
h'"'m' - uJ.iul and Clinic
'Veld "bi. -e.k and the foiled
""I'Tttr. president: Br.
P Wincbell, vice-presidsnt;
' ..,tr: Dr. A. H.
V- Dr. Lester A. Ed-
l''tr' . ... i. fcKenzie. tad
. pr.
Kr th.,r.r'.ra.
u follows: , ..
Pi-, from the standpoint of tns
7a"4 was a difficilt year. Early
.r "r. William Kuyk.ndaU,
! '"'.- ....iHM over the af-
Vll SO I0"- " At.
, , This institution, was tak.n
that'll. forhia We, It waaa los-
(O.MSt urcei"""
fcM of the other member of the
"'..k ' ,.h .ieanea. and
fTa period of fi month..
,t her tff member lo.t two
h. on so.-ount of sickness. Tha
L ,identa and death mad.
. Atp Af the
,,ar a turn our ....
L ,pite of these handicaps, there
o Increase oj """--;,
ljr, 1034, ot a very nnunui
I" n. Bmnlintini! tf SOme-
f.' . 'i siiO.OO for the year hare
F"V : ., j... Thl. I. h
paid in urn "'- - :
hospital In Lane county winch
..... All bonds hare been paid
!l with interest. Thia has been
noible by rino economj
. anA t the aame time
Ml planum-. ,
U Handsrd of efficiency haa been
'ained. This nospirni raii"
io a rrmle A, standardised hos
rutins, which it has maintained
Lint years.
. ..... u .J.l.H tn ll,e ataff.
I .ran nn urn. ......... ------Stewart
is a graduate of the bni-
ity of Uregon ana me
ipal school. He served hia ln-
hip at Multnomah county noa-
. 1 J .A than tm VMM 111
ronianu, nuii u.tu . j
ip fnkersity and Wesley hoa-
He is specializing in surgerj
irthopedics.
full time dietitian haa been em-
1 tor the last year to tne aennni
II patienta who are now pren in-
hit attention aa to tneir mens.
preral hundred oouara nare otra
for X-ray equipment, oiainernij
... Umna . .if! General
lur., 'uo.
trie eiecrnM-Brun..o.u.
the hospital and clinic ia looking
... . .. l 1MK f
still oeuer year in iwu.
lent Church and
S. S. Hold Election
IENT, Jan- 12- (Special)
h and Sunday school election
held Sunday. Church officer
VAtn. W. L. Wheeler, H. S.
hmn, Darwin Baxter and Ern-
rTheeler; deacons, Clayton Kun-
Will Arnold. Frank Smith, Henry
lews aid Arthur Lindley; deacon-
Roby Mathews, Lora Banin-
md Hsttie Wheeler.
mday school officers were: Ruby
lers, superintendent; Bell Smith,
nt superintendent; Georgia Mc
. secretary and treasnrer, and
'tt Wheeler, assistant secretary
r-rer.
pnk Smith ran off in the ditch in
of Alton Woods' place Monday
ling while starting to work. The
timed np on the side breaking
indshield and one door. Ernest
ler took his team and polled
lit
k A. B. 0. club will meet with
West Jan. 18 with Mrs. Schall
hostess. Mrs. Muriel Williams
s charge of the program.
Innday morning the paYcment
quite icy caiising seTeral cars to
I the ditch. Mr. Arnold'a and Mr.
fid's being among them.
;niy-two from here attended Bro.
''ss Erans' meeting- at CJreawell
sdsy night. Several nlan t at-
'h Itrrices there Sunria.
I" Trent Thursday evening.
ti-War Council
To Elect Officers
cers fop th iviminv .ill k
t1 "t the annual meeting of the
chanter of the National Coun-
me Pp.r.tinn of War at the
aa chun-h Krlday evening, Jan.
'srting vcitb a dinner K-nn
f. It was announced Saturday,
""rrationi tn. J: .
M to the i,...l,
- r io ,.irs. i.
rrtcn . tr. . nnl
n. in. hmine.s meeting will
" o'clock. Rev. Cecil T.
prident of the group it
cws
Waldport H
I L"lri "na ann.
1 smier and son. Jimmy,
'fors in Waldport
Sllster
beauty
her..' ' ' "
h.i. V T "r' returned
h-Ji , ' ,mt wl "lt ve
lerry left
and va
h ""?u.ni
rd Mr.. V.
, ' '. nei
w'-h r.1..;.: . . .,nd
ij,) ni tnenrts in
Kwr"vT''i- "M nni'"", "op"
- " o.v wattle party
wi -Mrs,
Mr. M
T-vsn v .
m coonertioa
J'- now h.
T,.ng
-1 M-.
' have m
here.
Frank
ioore la
with the
'ing bnilt.
isde mstiT
Wilts wsitai tMl-stfs " 4at ", JTisi"
la, i Ilia ' r, ..;."- -1
Eddie Cantor, shown above, la busy thinking up classified ade.
Some of hit efforta appear above him, and you can see what an
xpert ha ia. The Register-Guard and the McDonald theatre ara apon
oring a contest this week for the craziest array of classified ada.
done In the manner shown above. A atory elsewhere on this page
explains the details.
SALES OF LUMBER
LEAD PRODUCTION
SEATTLE, Jan. Xi. OP) The
West Coast Lumbermen'a association
reported today thnt 53S down and
operating mills in Oregon and Wash
ington produced !S.&2,721 feet of
lumber the week ending Jan. 5. which
Included the New Year's holiday, or
about 11,000,000 feet over the pre
ceding week and about 0.500,000 feet
less than the same week last yenr.
New business was 76,S43,26! feet
against a production of 4S,Sa2,7-l
feet and shipment of 73,446.814 feet.
Shipments were 50.4 per cent over
production and current aaleB 57.4 per
cent over production,Ordera booked
10.7 per cent more than the previous
week.
A group of 438 identical mills whose
records are complete for both periods,
show orders laet week of 75.604,000
feet compared with 53.169.000 feet
the same week a year ago, an increase
of 42.5 per cent.
The unfilled order file stood at
365,748.100 feet, about 2,000,000 feet
under the weej: before.
Yoncalla Study
Club Has Meeting
YONCALLA, Jan. 12. (Special)
The membera of the Yoncalla Worn
en'a Study club who gathered about
the tables of Aunt Laura Applegate
at 2 p. m. Jan. 5 were glad to be there.
After the lunch the president, Mrs.
Hugh Warner, presided during the
opening exercises. Mrs. Adabel King
ston took charge of the program.
"Modern Women Writers," by Eva
Emery Dye, was praised for her lit
erary ability. She ia a teacher of
history and believea tt should be
taught in a way to Interest. Miss
Grooves read in a very pleasing man
ner aeveral poems by Mra. Fyieman.
Mr. Rice told of Mrs. Roosevelt, bar
writings and her desire to help those
in need. Mrs. Stoute read from the
Readers' Digest of the miraculous
curea by Dr. Locke of Williamsburg,
Canada. For the benefit of the schol
arship loan fund the elnb expects to
give a matinee February 8. Those
present were Mesdsmes Kruse, King
ston, Merk, Rice, Warner, Laswell.
Payne, Coekernm, Smith, Bishop.
Stoute. Huet, Miss Grooves and the
hostess Mrs. Laura Applegate.
her home here after apending the past j
tvn mnnttia at PnetlsnH. FTflr Hnnffh
ter, .Mrs. J. J. lonine and .Mr. ami
Mrs. Wm. Breumng of Portland ac
companied her home. Mra. Luther
Danvherfv returned to Portland with
them for a week's Tiait.
Herman and James Schoaso were
business visitors at Eugene Friday.
Dorothy Wise leit Friday for bn
gene where she will visit her sister.
Mr. and Mrs. Homer Sandera of
TillsmonV spent a few days here this
week. Mrs. Ssnders' mother, Mrs.
Tom Wallace, returned to her home
here with them after apending the
holidaya in Tillamook.
The membera of the Frank Andrews
family are at home now on account of
the aeriona illness of both their par
enta.
Born, to Mr. and Mrs. Halite Oeider,
Jan. 7, a son.
Mra. Josie Prinsen it apending the
week with her son and wife, Mr. and
Mrs. Bernard Prinsen, at Eugene.
Mrs. Edith Sprinkle waa a business
visitor at Eugene Saturday.
Mrs. Casey Standifer spent Wed
nesday afternoon with friends at
Drain.
Mussolini Uses
Words To Show
Nobility Of War
NEW YORK, Jan. 12. U.R The
League of Nations and all other inter
national peace organizations were rid
iculed as illusory by Premier Benito
Mussolini in a magazine article ap
pearing today.
ITe predicted that capitalistic coun
tries were moving toward an imperial
ism war In an exposition of fascism
in a contribution to International Con
ciliation, organ of the Carnegie En
dowment for International Peace.
Pacifism redefined aa a harmful doc
trine for cowards.
"War," Mussolini wrote, "alone
brings up to ita highest tension all
human energy and puts the stamp of
nobility npon the peoples who have
the courage to meet It. All other trlala
are aubstitutes, which never really put
men into the position where they have
to make a great decision the alter
native of life or death.
"Thus a doctrine which la found
upon thia harmful poatulate of peace
la hostile to fascism; and thus hostile
to the spirit of faacism, though ac
cepted for what nso they can be In
dealing with particular political situa
tions, are all the international leagues
which, as history will ahow can be
scattered to the winds when strong
feeling is aroused by any motive."
Musmolini ridiculed liberalism and
democracy aa out-dated doctrines. In
contrast he pictured fascism as the
"characteristic doctrine of our time.H
The fascist state was explained aa not
reactionary, but revolutionary.
The McDonald theatre and the Register-Guard
are going to .give many
Eugeneana a chance to see Eddie Can
tor's latest film, "Kid Millions" abso
lutely free.
AH you have to do to earn a free
admission to "Kid Millions" which
opens at the downtown playhouse next
Sunday Is to write a Cantor-Ad.. You
will notice In the above acene that
Eddie ia busily engaged in wrltting
classified ads and sample of bis handi
work may be noted also In the above
scene.
It la ridiculously simple to- write
Cantor-Ada and anyone with the
alightest sense of humour will be able
to do It.
Here are the rules and the manner
in which Cantor Ada are to be writ
ten: Firat, the ada must be written
only from the classified sections of
the Register-Guard. You must write
them for the comedy to be found In
unusual combinations of actual
phrases appearing in the classified
ads.
Here are some concrete examples
of Cantor Ads and the way in which
thev nuiv be made to Hppenr ludicrous:
BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY: Used
still, man in poor health, copper
bottom and fifty gallon capacity.
FOR SALE: Demonstrator'e Auto, by
an old maid afraid to drive, eight
cylinders, leather covered rumble
seat.
Tou can find everything you want
In the want-ad pages of tho Eugene
Register-Guard. All you have to do Is
take today'a Issue, clip out phraaea
from ada appearing In the classified
columns, and paste them together to
get a laugh.
Getting laughs, yon know, la Can
tor't business and he does It well.
How well can renders of fhe Register
Guard get laughs from Cantor-Ads,
made up of ads already In type. Try
it and win passes to the McDonald
theatre next week.
T. . rt'nnnnall m.iur.r will fflvA
double passea to the three most funny
'.. .... . 1 . J
Cantor-Ada mauea to me jucuonam
theatre each day. The conteat will
last for one week starting today with
paases going to the three funniest ada.
In addition there will be a capital prise
of five dollars going to the funniest ad
turned In during the week. The con
test cloaea next Saturday night so
tickle up your funny-bone and get OB
the Cantor band wagon.
Opening of O. K.
Barber and Beauty
Shop Set Tuesday
Opening of the O. K. Barber and
Beauty ahop. 882 Olive Street, haa
been set for Tuesday, Jan. 15, under
a new partnership consisting of Le
land Peterson and Irvln L. (Curly)
Faris ,lt was announced Saturday.
The ahop Is being renovated and
will be up-to-date in every respect,
it was annonnced. Expert workera
will be employed and the ahop will
be equipped to give the best aer
vice possible In their lines. It waa
said.
Mr. Farls formerly waa located
at 40 Tenth avenue east and
has been In the barber business In
Engene for the past ten years,
D. A. R. Delegates
Are Elected Here
Delegates to represent the Vocal D.
A. R. at state and national confer
encea during 1035 were aelected at a
meeting of the group held here Friday
evening at the home of Mra. A. R.
Quackenbush. . ,
Delegates to the nstlonal confer
ence In April are Mrs. A. F. Bather
and Mrs. Willlsm Barker. Delegates
and alternates to the state conference
In La Grande in March are Mrs. A. R.
Quackenbush. Mra. B. B. Brnmlnge,
Mrs. A. T. Cockerline, Mrs. William
Barker, Mra. J. C. Lamb, Miss Har
rietts Patterson, Mrs. H. A. Cook and
Miss Bertha Comings.
VON JAGOW DIES
BERLIN, Jsn. 12. OR Death of
Gottlieb von Jacow; who at th out
break of the World War conducted
Germany's foreign affairs under Chan
cellor von Bcthmann-Hollweg, was an
nounced todnv. He was 71 and had
retired in 1016.
JUSTICE COSTLY
PORTLAND, Ore., Jan. 12. OW
Uncle Sam discovered today that It
had cost him more than 1500 to re
cover a national guard army rifle
stolen and sold for $15 by Kenneth
V. Watson, 28. who plesded guilty
alter baring been returned from Fort
Morgan, Ala. Watson, a former
guardsman, disappeared with the rifle
last March.
.at
Ed Fowler sold their
. lO rirvalll.
i;." '. Wsldport,
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KEEP US IN MINI
for
AUTOMOBILE
PLATE STORE
AND WINDOW
GLASS
I,, " 1 " the eat
T, , 5 r" Tueaday morn- j
f m mm,r
TP
For the Asking!
Our resident Field Man is available to local poultry
men at all times and It la our hops that we can asms
you better thia year than ever before. Albers feeds
will havs much to offer the poultrymen thia year. You
will avoid aetbaeka with your chicks by proper feeding
from the atari, and they will develop Into profitable
layera mors quickly.
We want to emphasise again that the purpose of
our Field Man is to help solve your problems feel
free to call for him at any time.
STANDARD FEED COMPANY
Pearl St., between 4th and 5th
Phone 44
sax.-. . v v" ' .,. n -
Greater comfort la promised In the new Ford, shown above, by Lawrenca Simmons of the 8lmmons
Motor company, local Ford dealer. The reason for the increase In riding ease Is the fact that tha body
haa been moved forward, so ths passengers no longer sit over the rear axle.
LOCAL GAR FIRM
GETS WTO IN
E MAGAZINE
An article on the Roid-Snwyer com
puny of Eugene was carried in the last
Industrial Manaiine, It haa been an
nounced. Excerpts from the article
follow:
"Thia firm la located at 1030 Peorl
street, telephone 603, Eugene, Ore
gon. "The new 30.15 Pudge, properly
called the air-glide ride, with ayn
cromatie control and new seating ar
rangements. Is powered with an 87
h. p. Dodge Brothers motor, com
petent to carry it at any desired apecd
up to 00 miles an hour. It ia equipped
with a largo 10-iuoh clutrb which
asures you perfect clutch action, and
transmission gears enn be shifted eas
ily with no noise. The new dash and
instrument appointments are espe
cially pleflbing to the eye, being of
the airplane dial type wilh a largo
glovo compartment which ia ample to
hold gloves and other things desired.
The windshield has a very new rakish
airflow xlant aa haa the rear of the
body, Seats ara wider, both front
and rear, and your feet rest in what
Is termed "well" in a very normnl.
comfortable position. There are color
combinations to an It the most exact
ing taste and the cars come either
with or without special built-in trunks
of ample carrying capacity and of a
very pi en sine appearance. Eithr five
or fix wheel equipment is available.
"Basic features of Podge cars in
clude floating power which gives the
smoothness of an eight and the econ
omy of a aix, steel valve inserts which
insure approximately flO.OOO miles on
one valve grind, Podge hydraulic
brakes and Podge Safety all tel
bodies. These are only a few of the
up-to-date engineering features In
Podge which are found in cars selling
for ?-,00 or more. Podge cars are
serviced nationally and are backed by
a parts service comprising eighteen
well established pj.rts depots through
out tho V nl ted States that service the
various Pudge dealers In their partic
ular localities,
'ow, a word about trucks Podge.
Hrofhera have been building trurks
and commercial cars through the
(tralinm Brothers division of the
Chrysler Corporation since lOttl. The
trucks lire of a capacity from 1 W X
pounds net pay load to the largest
L'S.OOO-pound gross load allowed on
the highways by the laws of the state.
These trucks are furnished In many
varieties of equipment, tire sixes,
wheel bases, gear ratios and can be
fitted to tho most exacting.
"The service department Is equip
ped with all of the latest approved
Podge and Plymouth tools and equip
ment for the maintenance and repair'
ing of PocIko and Plymouth automo
biles and Podge trucks. They also
BOISB, Idaho, Jan. 12. OJ.R) Ls
galiration of liquor in the near future
seemed fairly definite today as mam
hers of the legislature considered ft
hill providing for the establishment of
state liquor stores.
In his annual message Gov, C. Baa
Ross mentioned the recent vote by
which the people eliminated a con
stitutional dry provision and referred
to the need of enacting liquor control
legislation.
According to most political observ
ers, tho fight will be a three-come rod
one, Involving the following:
J State liquor stores.
2 Private package sale of llqoe
under state supervision,
8 Prohibition.
The fight, It was generally conced
ed, lies between the methods of pack
age distribution. Sales of drinks with
meals seenjs favored, judging from un
official comment, hy legislators.
The state store bill waa introduced
early In the week. The legislature
convened Monday. The bill providinc
for prlvnte sale of package goods hae
not yet been Introduced.
JUSTICES TO MEET
SALEM, Jan. 12. W Arrange
ments have been completed for a !
lslatlve me?ting here of justices of
tlm peace from various parts of the
state to compose proposals for
change in existing statutes. The a
sion has been called for January 38
It was arransed to hold the session
here after Henry T. Merrltt Bend
justice of the peace, wrote to MUlt
Hnyden, Salem Justice, asking If the.
latter could arrange a meeting place.
The New Ford V-8 for 1935
A New Kind of Motor Car-Designed for Easy Riding
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NEW SEAT POSITION
NEW WEIGHT DISTRIBUTION
NEW LONGER. MORE FLEXIBLE' SPRINGS
In the New Ford V-8 for 1935, all the weight ol car and
passengers is correctly balanced and distributed. Seats
are moved forward so that passengers on the rear seat
ride nearer the center of the car. This, with new spring
suspension, and longer and more flexible springs, gives
new smoothness, ease and riding comfort on every road.
For 1935, Ford has taken another rev
olutionary step forward. To the proved
performance of the famous Ford V-8
engine ha been added remarkable
riding comfort And the entire car haj
been clothed with a new and modem
beauty, both iruride and out
The Illustration on this page showi
the distinctive modem lines of the
New Ford V-8 for 1935. When you
ee the car in the showrooms or on
the road you notice at once its larger
site as well as its handsome appear
ance. It is longer, with more body
room, more leg room and more bag
gage room. It Is lower to the ground
easier to step In and out. The front
seats are as much as 5'2 inches wider
in some body types. The curved gear
shift lever gives additional front-seat
comfort.
NEW. LONGER SPRINGS OF
UNUSUAL FLEXIBILITY
The springing of the New Ford V-8 for
1935 is entirely new. The springbase
of the car (the distance from the front
to the rear spring) Is 123 inches, or
eleven inches longer than the wheel
base. This has been accomplished by
mounting the front spring in front of
the front axle and the back spring in
back of the rear axle. This design
gives you increased comfort without
sacrificing ease of handling.
Front and rear springs are longer
and more flexible, with tapered leaves
for the most effective spring action
and quieter operation.
NEW FEATURES FOR SAFETY, COM
FORT AND EASE OF HANDLING
See the New Ford V-8 at the show
rooms of Ford dealers. They have
many interesting things to tell you
' and show you about its outstanding
V-8 performance and comfort, lux
urious new upholstery and appoint
ments, improved, quiet-stopping
brakes, new easy-pressure dutch,
easier steering, new rigid X-type
frame, Gear-Vision Ventilation and
the many other features of the can
All 1935 Ford V-8 cars have Safety
Glass throughout, at no additional
cost All have all-steel bodies.
12 BODY TYPES
$495
AND
UP
ff. O. V. Detroit. Standard ecceeiorT ermip btelue
ivg bu rflptra end spore tire extra. All body typoe
bare Safety Olau throughout, oi ee additional cost,
ten ail down paraienl Economical tense lluoaab
Dalvtrsai Credit Con pan)
TUNE IN THESE FORD RADIO PROGRAMS - Ford Sunday Evening Hour. A lull hour ol familiar music, with mafeiUo rendition, by tho Ford
Symphony Orchestra and celebrated gueet toloisu. Every Sunday night from 9 to 10 o'clock (E.S.T.). Fred Waring and Hie Penniylyanlano,
Kow a lull hour, every Thursday night from 9 JO to 10:30 o'clock (E. S.T.). New singers. New novelties. New dance nusi ftoth progfaof
rf tho complete coast-to-coost network ol tho Columbia Broadcasting System,