! Statesman, Salem, Of., Saturday, Mar. W, 1fr55 SATURDAY'S BROADCASTS (EHort : The Statesman pob tlsbes la see4 faith the proframs and dam u provided fey radio and TV stations, kut because ofttlnet the rrrami art chanced without eotJ fleaUea this newspaper cannot bo responsiklo for Uo accuracy herein. t 2 TV HIGHLIGHTS KPTV Saturday HiehUcbts: ll:0t aJn. Jimmy Weldon and Webster Webfoot go on a shopping spree and serenade their- favorite salesgirl, on Funny Boner. 4:M pjn. Mr. Talent wijl feature new talent in acts from Vancouver, Washington. i:3 p.m. Jimmy Durante is in the hospital and Comedienne Pat Carroll is bis nurse. Texaco Star Theater. KOIN.TV Saturday's Highlights: 1:M p.m. Three short plays will be presented on Armchair Theater. C:M p.m. Editor Steve Wilson comes face to face with the contro versial subject of mercy killing. On Bie Town. lt.35 p.m. 'Pygmalion," starring Leslie Howard and Wendy Hiller, on Showtime On Six. KLOR-TV Saturday's Highlights! 4:0 p.m. "PeDito, the Bird Boy." en Smilin' Ed's Gang. Story of a little Mexican Boy whose kindness to birds of the forest is rewarded in a spec ial way. 7:3 pja. KLOR win present a live broadcast of the final came of the v NCAA Basketball Tournament from ivdiuai vuy. ' I ARIES I unannel Chuckles ZZ ; "T M6-X-38 By BO Keaae 161-71-82-87 I jf TAUtUi J$ M serf a TAYSiA IS31-35-S1 S TAR GA2ERy ay u-a i k. wmuM Tovr Daily Activity Gvidt JK According to rfce Sfors To develop messoge for Saturday, read words corresponding to numbers of your Zodiac birth sign I Personal 31 Easy 61 Move Keep 32 Groups 62 Dischorot Wishes 33 Stimulating 63 Money Harmonious 34 And 64 Privacy Keoctions 35 Affections CO loday 36 Curtail 37 Track 38 Next 39 Any 40 Day 41 Of 42 Your 43 Business 44 Rest 45 And 46 Valuoblt 47 People 43 Liking 49 And 50 Favor 51 Dommote 52 Tendency 53 Serious 54 Beneficial 55 Popea 56 And 57 To 58 Errors 59 You 60 Pressure SEPT a OCT 7- 8-10-24fi 32-45-79-83 V Corefirt- Cultivote 8 New-found 9 Corefully 10 Friends 11 Stick 12 Moke 13 Avoid 14 Will 15 Seek 16 You 17 Work 18 Some 19 Could 20 Extra 21 Go 22 StricUy 23 To 24 And 25 Moke 26 Study 27 Fatigue 28 To 29 Some 30 Your Good Adverse 66 In 67 Today 68 Duties 69 To 70 You ' 71 Lest 72 Moke 73 AM 74 From 75 Today 76 Or 77 Mokt 78 Your 79 Circulate 60 And 81 Progress 82 You 83 Freely 64 More 85 Financially 86 Alter 87 Blunder 88 Belongings 89 Today 0 Ptens scotno . OCT 34 Iglh NOV 23 " K9-64-65 SAGITTAJUUS NOV 23 DEC 22 2- 6-37-41 fTl U6-55-80-88VIJ . CAPUCMN DEC 23 JAN 20 AQUARIUS JAM 21 FEB t l3-27-34-60fl I 74-78-84-891M FE8 nscEs 201? MAR. 21 tL 1- 3-14-21 "He was accomplishing a lot with his do-it-yourself projects until he built a TV set." Inside TV TELEVISION KPTV, UHF 27; KOIN-TV, VHF 6; KLOR, VHF 12 HOUR 00:00 00:15 00:30 00:45 - ; I KPTV I I i KOIN t IZorro's Leg'n IZorro's .Leg'n Comic Says He Isn't Comic at All KPTV) I KOIN Zorro's Legion IZorro's Legion IRFD 8 TRTO 10 KPTV Pinky Lee I Pinky Lee Wnchl-Mhny Wnchl-Mhny KOIN Capt. Midnight ICapt Midnight I Big Picture Big Picture 11 KPTV KOIN Funny Boners Funny Boners Kid Critics (Cartoon Time ISpace Cadet ISpace Cadet ICont. Carnival iCont. Carnival 12 KPTV Basketball IBasketbaU IBasketball IBasketball KOIN Ijlmmy Wakely Uimmy Wakely iJimmy Wakely Uimmy Wakely 1 KPTV IBasketball IBasketbaU IBasketbaU IBasketbaU KOIN (Armchair Thea.fArmchair Thea.lArmchair Thea.lArmchair Thea. 2 KPTV 1P1 KiUlam I Adventure Th. lAdventure Th. lAdventure Th. KOIN lArmchair Thea.lArmchair Thea.lArmchair Thea.lArmchair Thea. S KPTV lAdventure Th. 'Adventure Th. 'Pinky Lee IPinky Lee KOIN I Armchair Thea.lArmchair Thea. Armchair Thea.lArmchair Thea. KLOR I i PubL Service Public Service I KPTV I Mr. Talent I Mr. Talent Mr. Wizard 'Mr. Wizard KOIN Armchair Thea. 'Armchair Thea. Mom Showtme !Mom Showtme KLOR SmlUn' Ed . ISmilin Ed 'Big Picture Big Picture KPTVISJcy King Sky King IWild BiU Wild BiU KOIN I Wrestling IWrestling 'Wrestling . IWrestling KLOR Hans Anderson IHans Anderson 'Big Game Hunt' Big Game. Hunt I stated. Carson's forte, as he has proved rather brilliantly on two By EVE STARR HOLLYWOOD Jack Carson, the comic, is the first to tell any one who will listen that he is not a comic. "I, L Carson says, "am not a com ic." That's just the way he says it "I," he says, "am not a com ic." No matter how you read it, it comes out the same way. He is not a comic. That may come as something of a blow to the sponsor of his current comedy bit on NBC, al terna ting every fourth week with Red Buttons (there are people who don't think he's a comic, either), but the face remains as KPTV Texas Rasslin ITexas Rasslin' lAmat'r Boxing lAmat'r Boxing KOIN I Big Town Big Town IBeat the Clock IBeat the Clock KLOR iBuster Crabbe Buster Crabbe 'The Norths 'The Norths KPTV Frankie Laine KOIN iProrT. Father KLOR I Compass IFrankie Laine IHorace Heidt . iHorace Heidt Prof. Father Willy IWiUy 'Compass ISpotlight Thea.'SpotUght Thea. t KPTV IMickey Rooney IMickey Rooney I The Whistler The WhisUer KOIN Stage Show Stage Show Stage Show Stage Show KLOR ISpotlight Thea.'Spotlight Thea.'Film IFilm t KPTV Ilmogene Coca llmogene Coca IStar Theater Star Theater KOIN Two for MoneylTwo for MoneylFav. Husband Fav. Husband KLOR IWrestling Wrestling (Dangerous 'Dangerous 10 KPTV George Gobel I George Gobel I Hit Parade I Hit Parade KOIN I Meet Millie Meet MiUie Showtime on 6 'Showtime on 6 KLOR Cinema Show's'Cinema Show's Cinema Show's Cinema Show's I This one was called "Man in the 11 KPTV Champ Bowing Champ Bowing Champ Bowing Champ Bowln Corner," with Jack playing an recent occasions, is straight dra matic acting. Just a few months ago Jack flew into New York to do some' thing on the award-winning U. S. Steel Hour with the odd title of Goodby But It Doesn't Go Away." In it, he ran the gamut from phoney heel to slob. Then just the other week he did another one for U. S. Steel the first star, incidentally, to rate,! a return engagement on the show. KOIN KLOR Am.-Brit. Film Am.-Brit Film RADIO KSLM 139 KOCO 149 KGAE 1430 KOIN 970 KGW C2 KEX 119 FM: Megacycles KOIN 101.1; KEX 92.3; KGW 100.3 HOUR 00:00 00:15 00:30 00:45 6 News Early Worm : KSLM KOCO KGAK KOIN News of Amer KGW Sat Music KEX News-Keep (Mus. Timkpr. IMus. Timkpr. urly Worm Itarly Worm Sign On Sal KOIN Klock KOIN Klock Sat. Music Sat Music IWest'n Living IKeep Time (News Early Worm Salute to Sat KOIN Klock Sat Music Keep Time 7 KSLM Heminrwav (Break. Gan iBreak. Gang INews KOCO Earlv Worm I Earl v Worm I Early Worm lExtens'n Serv. KGAE News & Salute ISalure to Sat. ISalute to Sat ISalute to Sat KOIN KOIN Klock Headline News Goss News ICensum. - News KGW Sat Music J Sat. Music (Newsroom NBC News KEX News IKeep Time IKeep Time IKeep Time 8 KSLM Bible Hour (Music KOCO Proudly Hai I Proudly Hail KGAE News & Salute 'Salute to Sat. KOIN Robt Q. Lewis IRobt. Q. Lewis KGW Sat Music ISat. Music KEX Keep Time IKeep Time Haven of Rest I Haven of Rest Br dwy Rev w World News Salute to Sat ISalute to Sat Robt Q. Lewis IRobt. Q. ' Lewis Sat Music ISat. Music IKeep Time IKeep Time 9 KSLM News (Music Pastor CaU IBargain Countr KOCO Music 4-H Club Music Music KGAE News & Salute ISalute to Sat Salute to Sat Salute to Sat KOIN Romance jRomance Gunsmoke Gunsmoke KGW Sat Musie : ISat Music (Sat Music Sat Music KEX No School No School Space Patrol space Patrol easy-going, easily-put-upon work er in a machine shop who finally turns on his tormenters and, to his agreeable surprise, not only gets away with it but becomes something of a big man. Jack's movie work, of course, has always given at least a hint of his capabilities. And, also of course, it has taken television to get around to exploiting the man's full potential. It is to TV's credit that he was even listened to much less agreed with, when he made the plaintive statement that he was not a comic SHORT SHOTS: Red Skelton and Ethel Merman will do anoth er show-stoppers routine on the April 14 "Shower of Stars." And if they don't do exactly that, the'U do something else. Any way, both their signatures are down on the proper pieces oi contractual paper for the April 14 show . . . Same show is on the verge of signing Marguerite Pi azza, the opera singer with legs, to appear in May., Universal-International is about to reactivate its recently dormant TV film subsidiary, which will mean still more name-loaded film show coming out of Hollywood . Max Laebman, who master minded "Your Show of Shows" for five years and will have pro- m ma v "S aucea no less man zu coior spec taculars by the end of this sea' son, has signed a new five-year deal with NBC "Mister Peepers," slowly being snowed under by the rough Jack Benny-Ann Sothern alter nating competition, isn't long for this world. The sponsor wants to call it quits next season, and it': doubtful that NBC will hang onto it And as of April 20, Stu Erwin loses his sponsor on ABC. The replacement will be "Mr. Citi zen, a semi-documentary show based on the good deeds of good citizens. BOOK REVIEW: That brilliant young CBS-TV producer, Ralph Levy (the original Ed Wynn and Alan Young shows, Burns & Al len, Jack Benny, A Christmas Carol), in collaboration with UCLA Prof. Walter K. Kingson and writer Rome Cowgill, has turned out a highly-readable and entertaining text book titled "Broadcasting Television and Ra dio," a career-slanted survey of false hopes but neither does it the entire broadcasting industry. It pulls no punches, raises no make it all sound like a mysteri ous hodge-podge of unattainable heights. (Copyright 1955, General Features Corp.) MODfcST MAIDEN! Bjjax Aloa Vf Ip TODAY I 3-11 BLONDS By CrllC YOUNG L T TMINK- I't L UAVF l A GLASS OF HOT MILK J -r TO PUT ME. TO T SLEEP A LITTLE SNACK JU' MIGHT BE GOOD WITH THIS V I ffa "I didn't think it was super colossal as tht ads said . . . jusj colossall" DICK TRACT MY FAVORITE SANDWICH l'llll I NOW, HOW COULD SARDINES, MINCEMEAT A GLASS OP HOT MILK J SAUERKRAUT. APPLEvw-' GIVE ME A butter and hot stomach-ach e ? ) 2? IJTTLEJVNNIE Br CHESTER GOULD 2 NEMI r KrZoTV I HEARD 7 LJV" .lifC. 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