S M0DI5T MAIDENS
ty Terr Alaa
erne young I Inside Ty
Statesman, Salem On WeL. SpL 22, 1SS4 CSc 2 S
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND
WHV MPM TAKE SO LONG a
Desert Best Place
SHAVING IN THE MORNING
Log
OU USE TOO MUCH 1 I
A LITTLE Jj&Qe, L II f.
TV
Radio
;.. . H3 , ., sxv
'Honest, deor, I only went window shopping, but
oil this was lathe window!"
DICK TRACY , ,
')0f TAKE THE RAZOR J1" I
1ANO USE FAST. J-'
HOOPING, "x--
if NEVER TAKE ADVICE J1"
S FROM A WOMAN y-
Ij;1!
CHESTER ! GOULD
I KNEW THESE
BACK ROADS WERE NO
oocor. ONEOP them
STONES BOOKE
M3UR LIGHT
CABLE.
.if.
IT NO LIGHTS SQ
If j NOW, WHAT DO WE DO,
i 4 aulADT" i
IS
- - bb.
WE CAN T-DO A QUICK
WEb BE LUCKY TO MAKE
5 MILES AN HOUR INTMSI
BLACKNESS. WE'RE
VEAH STUCK WITH
A BUNCH OF BRATS!
NOJ FIGURE
v rrourr
LITTLE ANNIE ROONEt
' good-bye. honevA
"GOOO-BYF, MISS CAIUE I1L BE SEElN W
IM AWFUL 6U0V0U CAME JV AGAIN REAL f
OUT HERE TODAY-IT WAS - SOON- ! -
GEE PICKETT AMOIA ARE SniL OUT
1M TUFIB BOATS. RSHlN-I HOPE THEV
CATCH A WHOLE LOT OP0rttN0,rJUJS
MISS CAIUE SAYS MMPANO FETCH
TERRIBLE HIGH PRICES
rTT7jtf itiie iMftue uha iliLa 9C
HCKETT AKT INDIAN UNCLE KN6SIAKD PRIDE
WMS PRIDE, THEY CALL HIM HES JUST THE
RICHEST AX MOST OVDRTAHT BU 5HDT
HMCRD MILES AROLMO
' wMaaeaaeneiK. ,i i rii ! . . ii
By DARRELL WcCLURE
r: i
m' I
BUZ SAWYER
By ROY CRANE
- i I SKAT SCOTT, CWQ
ur,fu7
l neoHttcrwnincX
? , V J OCSAMt WTRf
eWS!! TVS NEPTUNE UMGCS WIOLY TXTa A
ROARtHS vORTEX OF WW NO IfKT&ll.
rCAfT S3 TtCf WTKL ru'
wncii to BKAtruTW.
PYiYnrsovaFtrr
t Fat wwi ICRS.. C ai
IK
riTK3tU.rAT
.MCS LOKSLYSTKDOM
MTNC5E;fT5UF'
TOTVf YitATVES
TO AJKSCK css
2E-fY Wf SOtMC
WTOFBOOdr I
' Wff CAM JQST MOLD C4L.AXD
KJC Of THE WATER- THE
. vaou oosxsarw us mto
MICKEY MOUSE
Br WALT DISNEY
UNCLE GUOGEl
WHAT ARENOU
CONS HERS 7
wjSTCgppyepiN
TO STAV FERJ A
COUPLE OP VEARSI
I
.m
irr- '
COUPLE
OF.VEASS?
VEFt TWCV TH8SWAAS
OUT OP KVEK7 PLACB
CL&S1 1 HAX7 TO
Li ss: ; mi jsr l
BUT VOUTZg
IN Av EJ7
ANt?
3t7
rrrv
50TTAJTT eOMS j
6LSP!:HAVS
rt-ACLLACKs eeAEiv pee
AABT IMTUff'AAOSNtN'...'
BOUTTWRrrvoi? TORrrvi
rTil
x ii . .:.N.
VsN
RIP QRBY
ALEX RAYMOND
a t YtS FEOOV t
gV ' 1 MALWBJTL p '
OUR AVSSiOM ATrA I ' I
ts aogompu&o V irstesii I
CHARTER A PLANE JM KfWjg I j
FOP PASSA5E TO VjS Ij4,ft I 1
ii ji
FORTUNATSCHtCT ? ! '
flSEOOFPOOUSU 1 I I I
MOTHER LOVE. ( , Tj I I I
wiaeRowTRONSMl 111 I I
ASAmLcwcF A-Zt i-J'aLJ-L-
Aa i
SHALL Z PACK THESE I 6UESS SO, OSSMOHa NOW
THINSS OP MICHAELS J IVE GOT TWETCUSUESTXa
GASOLINE Al.I.r.i
By; KING
r I TYlgfs calf
Amt?ro5e, weVe been calling in M'i$4 U
our product lazy, lounge Fule. )r
V loarmg chair arid fuch. It A She ha I
iQKhouid have a rameeaw
But we can't
BARNEY GOOGLE
VandLary Ladyy I
f Thar'4 eav. Pink
piaTicTor Tneciris
ana ngrrr mu9 ror
me revs.
home instead of
one.'Ai$4 Rggle.
you're an ap
For TV Set in Auto
' ' ' By EVE STARR .?
NEW YORK IS THAT A PEDESTRIAN AHEAD OR AN
OTHER CONTESTANT ON .THEj AMATEUR SHOW?
' Will we ever have car TVs, similar to car radios of today?
Sounds a bit silly, but so did the car radio idea not too many
years aso Yet how could you keep even a flitting
eye on a show and stay on your own side of the
5 road?' Or any side, for that matter. You'd wind up
is the ditch; and maybe a permanent one six
I feet deep. I' t t'-!'-'-- " - I -! ' '
New inventions constantly appear, opening op
wide and undreamed of vistas, but we strongly
docbt the possibility of a gadget to overcome a
car TVs main stumbling block. Reminds us of that
! statement when some ingenious fellow comes out
'OTfh .IffrhtniTi nartintr ra4ai tMncr tn (tear ti
blindly but safely like a bat i
Until then, however, about the, only safe place for a car TV
is the broad Sahara Desert where you can lash your wheel in
position and turn your back on the trackless road. But that wont
work on Highway 661 ,
, 1 '.
Deluxe sedan models of the future could include a TV
ior the back seats, but just as sure as megacycles will al
ways be with us, some wise guy tcould slip one into the'jront
of a coupe. And himself of oncoming traffic over a clift some
FourStar Theater, night.
A legal ban such as the one now, in effect pn Oregon,
wouia unaouoieaiy protect me puouc against me mixing oj
gasoline with TV if such Sets developed, and, compared with
a bottle concealed on a hip, glaringly obvious car TVs would
hardly be'proitable bootleg items. ' N
. . . , - .-
The onlysafe car TV we can think of and it might well be
on the market tomorrow, for all we know would be a "fool
proof set that wouldn't flicker while a car wheel turned. That
would render it useful only to husbands sitting and waiting for
the wife to finish shopping, which Is hardly a crying need. Or
for couples parked in the moonight, and, if we remember cor
rectly, couples parked -in the moonlight would-have little interest
in what Red Skelton's show was about
We're scoffing at the idea; but with a vaguely uneasy feel
ing inside. The way these scientific wizards have been ooeratinz
the past 20 years makes us wonder whether they've got the an-
a . . . ,
iwers o mis one aireaay. 4 ! .
.PERSONAL DAY DREAMS CAST (What's yours?) . . . Walter
Brennan as Old Sea Dawg . . Jeff Chandler as an Indian Chief
again . . . bnene Kortir in anything (but not much!) . . . Robert
Montgomery as a shrewd but kind tycoon . . . Jack Webb as his
old radio Pat Novak . . I Ronald Colman, Hmmmmmt in any role
ce'U piay . . . ica Lupino as any Damsel in Distress . . . Vincent
Price as "Holder of the Plantation Mortgage" . . . Charlie Rueeles
ouuiu j.uwu uwnopa wim a Diner cross to Dear ... witn
-Annie oauey". Gau Davis as "The Little Girl Next Door" . .
numpnrey ogart against the law once more . . . Dan Duryea as
rroiessioou i-rocurer; . . ixiretu Young as Mary, Queen of
Scots . .. Jim Davis as something he can handle . . . Eddie Albert
as "Arrowsmith" . . . Steve Allen as "Luckv Luciano" . . . Richard
Widmark as "True Blue Harold who gets the GirL" Betty Hutton,
in a Drama ... Ralph Bellamy in a Comedy . . . And Jimmy
Durante as 'The Man Who Came To Dinner." Any suggestions?
(Copyright 1954. General Features Corp.) j .
By FRED LASSWELL
f i BLESS
SMUFFV MERE'S I YCJlE C0NS(
A SAFETV-8LAD6 J 1 StLAS U
KNIFE PER VE h' -Z - '
Ml l I
CALLS 0 RRS .".
I CAMTGIT TH
DURN BLADES TO
OPEN UP !!
- THATS WHAT
WAKES TH KNIFE
SO ALL FIRED SAFE,
SNUFFY-- ME GOT
USE THIS KEY
WAAL-
GIVE
TO
THINS
DUILERS,
SNUFFY
fHJH TH KEY COSTS
M-FOOL 1 I'A
it roiTTtV
lolids Allvol
this really s
' real coffee I
KPTV: Wednesday's BlsnUcBti:
II e nooiv "Girl of My Drewns." with itary CarHsl and Arthur LalnL
oa Mtin Theater. -
:3 yjnEif Ten rootbtD Hlxhlighta. . t -
14 pjn.Pclflc Coast TootbU Highllfhta.
114 jL-"Th Night Has Eyes." Urrtng Junes Matcn. .
KOIN-TV: Wednesday HlzUlzhU:
3i34 pja. "Love on a Dole." with Deborah Kerr, on Armchair Theater. j
II :w pjn. "One of Our Aircraft Is Missing, on Showtime on Six.
WEDNESDAY'S BROADCASTS
Pacific Standard Time : '
Clditort note: The Statesman pnbHskes to good faith the srrraaas
and timet at provide by radio and TV stations, feat kecaase efebnee
the programs are changed without notification, this newspaper cannot
he reioonsihle for the aeenrae? herein.! ,
TELEVISION
KPTV, UHF 27; KOIN TV, VHF 6; KVAL-T', VHF 1J
HOUR
00:00
00:15
00:30
0:45
KPTV I
K0IN iTele'news
I : I Time to Live 13 Steps to H
(Seeking Heart WeL Trav.
:oasw
(Welcome Trar,'
10 KPTV iHome
KOIN Isearch
Tomt.
Rome '
Cuidinf tight
Homo
I KOIN
(Sorao
Kitchen TCOIN
Ktche
11 KPTV iSummer Thea.lSunnner Thea. Tamlly FT'nd irsmlly rnend
KOIN (Big Payoff Big Payoff Boh Croshy- - Boh Croshy r
12 KPTV JMat Theater -
KOIN iBrtghtcr fay
TMat., Theater
ILove of Lift
IMat Theater
IVour Account
Mat Theater
rYour Account
KPTV Mat Theater
KOIN Icarry Moom
IYW Show IWhat's Cooking PWhat's Cooking
Garry Moon I Carry Moom Mr, Weatherm'a
and my I ..the money you save I
I
t-v
5- V i
J
A wonderful way to take a fall vaca
tdonl Hotel rooms reserved, sightseeing
arranged, everything pre-planned for
your pleasure. We can plan a Merry
Miles Tour for you anywhere in the
U. S., Mexico, Alaska, the Caribbean,
Canada. And, so .low in cost!
,- , J ' -
Sample MERRY MILES Tours
from SALEM
Caiifornui f2 Diyi . .". . . J. . . . : . MIA !
California, here we come via Coast & Valley
to see Sen Francisco, Lot Angelee, San Diego,
t I i
, ETSrjTiei Inftnufioncl J pst SJ7.60
"MnwtiB tacatjon by boat et has te Seattle,
' Victoria, Nanaimo, Vancourer . . . lihtseeing.
Historic Cut-32 Dayi . . ........ $275.73
7,000 miles aronnd America, with stopovers
in historic cities and scenic wonderlands.
' rTicss toctada kstJls. ftportatiea, slfttttsejnf
i - ' .
J. L WILLS, Agent
; 450 N. Church St.
; Phone 2-2428 . ,
-I
f
vsrt"
KPTV .Greateit Gift
KOIN iLinkletter
(Gold.; Windows!! Man's Fam. IMlssMarlowo ;
World Live In (Strike It Rich I Strike It Welt
KPTV (Hawkins Tails First Love
KOIN I Variant Lady I Secret Storm
(Boh Smith ShoIBob Smith Sho
I Armch. Then. lArmch. The.
KPTV (Howdy Doody IHowdy Doody Cartoon Time ILittle Show
KOIN lArmch. Thtr. Armch.- Thtr. Mr. Moon I Cartoon Show
KPTV (Bar 27 Corral
KOIN (saddle Pals
(Bar 27 Corral (Don Wlnslow tDon Wlnslow
Saddle Pals Bdwards-News Cartton Tima
KPTV JjAntmal Antics i World View Eig 10 Hilites (Big- 10 HUitae j
KOIN IrifhU - ifights inthts - ' IWords it Music
KOINiPac Cst. ConfJPac Cat.
KPTV t Weatherman For You
Conf.!Little Margie tUttle Margie
I Amos n AndylAmoa n Andy
t KPTV (Theater Hour
KOINIaed Skelton
ITheater Hour (Theater Hour ! fTheater Hour
(Red Skelton (Red, Skelton (Red Skelton
t KPTVrfour Ufa (Your LUe . (Death. Valley IDeath Valley
KOIN I Strike It Rich IStrlko It Rich ITvo Secret ITve Secret
10 KPTV (Nam Sam
KOIN bhe Big 900
(Nam Same
(The Big 500
(Married Joan
lOre. Football
(Married Joan
IShowtm. on f
11 KPTV NiU. Owl Thea.(Nita Owl Theaji
I
ETJGKNB: KVAL-TV, Channel U (Wednesday): 3:25, Sign Onl Daily
MHtttinn. Prafnm Previews: 3:JS The Jack Smith Show: 4:fiS Cooking
Capers; :3 The Big Roundup with Red Reynolds: S:3S This U the Life;
1:00 The News; Sports Headlines; S:10 Weather Report; : 15 Indus
try on Parade; Sao For Your iniosmaaon; iw-turo iuq; iwviciory
at Sea; 1:00 Dangerous Asslnment; sat lhs ot Kiiey; swe capturea;
9:30 Western Star Playhouse. I
RADIO
!
KSL.M 139S, BOCO M9, BOAR 143Q. BOPS WO. BOW 2.
SIM
. ..,MgasgTaT,l1stat ..
wmi vy vy I
FM: Metacycles KOIN 1IU( KEX 12 J; KGW 1904
HOUR
00:00
00:15
00:20
0:i5
KSLM VaU. Faxmcast ValL Farmcast fVaU. Faxmeast
KOCO Sign On - (Early Worm Early Worm .
KGAB Brk. NooK ; Brie Noos: iBrsoos;
S.OIN World News . kuiim ruoca:
KGW Melody Man (Melody Man (Melody Man
BEX Farm Hour ' ' (raf- Hnttf. ? (FrmHour ..
(News
(Early Worm
(Brk. Nook
IKOITJ JuOCR
I Melody Mam
c am hovt
QRIVNOUHD'OR yOU TRSVII.
AOI,NT
ESLM
BOCO
KOAB
KOIN
ROW
BEX
Hemingway
Early Worm
News
KOIN Mock
3 T. WHla
Wshbrn.. News (Keep
Break. Gang
(Early Worm
Brk. Nook
iHeadl i News
elody Man
Time
Break G ana
Early Worm
Brk. Nook
4Gos KewS
I News
(Keep Time
OK News 4
Early Worm
Brk. Nook
(Babbits Show
'Knox Manning?
feob Hasan
ESLM -ecil Browr Family Altar Bible Jfnst -Bible tos.
KOCO Early Worm (Early Worm (Early Worm I World News
KGAB News1 Nook BrkT Nook Brk. Nook Brk. Nook
BOD ConsumrNews JVaUo News jSheJJey Seren. IWendy wTa
BOW MoonMullina Moon MulUnslMoon MuUlns Moon MuSinst
BEX Break. Club ' IBrealc Oub tBreass. dub iBroak, dub t
K8LM Dr Sword News
KOCO Musis (Music
BGAB Oregon Trail iBackfenee Mt
BOIN Rosd of Life IMa Perkins
r.w Moon Mullins Moon Muuina
Psstor's Call IBsnralaCoostr
Music - - Musis . '
Backfeneo Mt iBackfeneo MaV
Dr. Malone Guiding Light
Moon Mullins Moon Muiiins
KEX t a m. Edition IStars cf Today iMy Tims StorytMy True) Story,
km Glenn Hardy Tello Test
KOCO Musie , (Musie
KGAB News Liberaca
Mill W WV ITL DUritlU ST CS4J uaua
fl rr.s Moon Mullins Moon Mullins
araaF tXTV4ars
am Ki Ba ntiteK'
Sta. Ctrl Marries
Musie i ICoffeo Tim .
Music (Music - '.
IBackfenca Mt Backfenca Mat,
Norah Drake Brighter Day
Strike f Rib IStxikenRlO
(Chet Huntley Ever Since Eve
BSLM Fla. Calling- IFla, Calling I Quean for Day
KOCO News (Music (Music .
KGAB Dinner Winner Dinner Winner Vista Visit
KOIN Helen Trent Gal Sunday 'Houie Partr
et.nu P Iseeond Chance To the Ladles
mux Second Spring fMod. Romances! rrteline: Todsyl
Queen for Day r ;
World News ,
Vista Visit ;
iHouae Parry i
ITo the Udies i
Dateline: Today i
1
KSLM Top Trades N W News Gay sirs van. rarmcaax
KOCO Major League IMaJor League (Major League IMaJor League j
KGAB News (Luncbin Munch) Lun chin Munch. Lunch Munchia ;
KOIN Madeod News iCome.Get It jArth. Godfrey JArth. Godfrey j
KGW Noon News Feature Edit. JPepper Young IHapoiness -;
KEX P. Harrev tv.wm Battion 8am Hayes Term News ?
1
rsi.m Batter Shoooer Willam. Mat.
KOCO Major League IMaJor League
kgae News Lunchln Mu:
KOtN Arth. Godfrey (Arth'r Godfrey
KGW Backstage wuei btena Dauas
KEX Kay West IKav West
t. jW
ue M.
nchiU
mam. Mat. (Willam. Mat.
Major League IMaJor League
Lunchln Munch! Lunchln Munch, :
Arth'r Godfrey Arth'r Godfrey.
Wtdder Brown iWoman la has. .
lKay West (Kay Wert .'
KSLM
O
AS
KOIN
KW
KXX
2KSLI
KOC
3
Willam. Mat. IWillam. Mat. tNews Willam. Mat
News (Magic Melody : Masle Melody Mario Melody i
News & KornertKoxy Korner IKosy Komer IKozy Korner ,
Mallbag lAsht-Norman f Massey Show I Aunt Jenny
Plain Bill fLorenso Jones THotel for Pets Psys to Marry I
Mystery Hour (Mystery Hour I Mystery Hoar (Mystery HoqrM ;
KSLM Willam. Mat. IWillam. Mat. (Behind Story Tello Test i
KOCO Magie Melody Magic Melody Maslo Melody Maglo Melody
KGAB News Kozy Korner iy Korner JKosy Korner
KOIN Make Up Md Rosemary 'Hffltop House ITuneiTlj Twm ;
KGW Travelers TraveleTS I iDrPanl 2fewHcjld
KEX Party Line (Party Line Party Lino (Party lino J
4
KSLM Fulton Lewis Hemingway I Here's Answer ISam Hayes
KOCO Musie U Wsnt (Music U Want (Musie U Want (MusU D Want
KGAB News c Korner? Kozy Korner IKozy Korner. (Kory Komer
KOIN Ktrkham News'Sparkl. Musie IKirkham Kirkham
KGW New Be Old I New & oia iew ec uia pews ea
KEX News-Sq. Cage lnulrrel Cage Take It Easy (Take It Easy
KSLM 5 p-ra. Frolics IS pjn. Frolics IWild Bill
KOCO Slow Drive ISTow Drive INsvy Time
JKGAE News At Korner i Kozy Korner IKozy Korner
KOIN Ed R. Murrow (News Hour iTom Harmon
KGW Sports Editor Wews Hour i.Jess Btofoa
KEX News-Tk. it Ea.fTake It Easy. ChctHuirtley
(Wild Bill
(Musia
IKozy Korner
(Frank Goes
(Peterson
iBobGsrred
6
KSLM GabtHeatter ,
KOCO Candlelight
KGAE News
KOIN Mr. Keen
KGW Alex Dreier
KEX Home Edition
I Dinner Conct
(Candlelight
.IKozy Korner
ISum'r Eve. MoJ
1 Heart of News
(Bill Stern
IV.Pinkley am Hayes
News rs Keys
Kory Korner (sign Off Tf
Crime Photos. ICnme Pnetog.
Stardust 1 Stardust .
(Red Skeltan (Red Skeltoa
7
BSLM
KOCO
KOIN
KGW
KEX
Souad Room
Rosary
FBI in Peace
Fibber McGee
M. Agronsky
JSi
In
Room
I Health Problm (Musie
II
uae I music
FBI In Peace (Lowell Thorn.
Stardust jWaJJc a Him
J. VandercooleiLone Ranger
Dugout Dope
Tenn. Ernie
(Walk a Mil -'Lone
Ranger
8
KSLM Show Tunes JShow Tunes iwhistlln , Junes wWsTjunen
KOCO Track 1490 (Track 14 iack 1430 i Track 1490.
KOIN list Precct. (21st Precct - iJohnny on Spot.Dance) Orch.
KGW News of Wl II Man's FamlyiTreas. of SUrs Frank Sinatra
ai kx - Favorite Musie IFsv. Musie Good Ltsten-nglGood Usten-ng
6
KSLM 'in Hardy
KOCO Track 1490
KOIN Tenn. Ernie
KGW GrouchO
SIX Mystery
roT- 'Vmi
30 ITra
nie jTh
Marx (Gro
Hse. fMys
I Mutual Nwswk Swat a SWnf
iTrack 1490 i Track 190
Choraners (Amos "n" Andy
Groucho Mara -1 Bandwagon
ystery Hee. (Obeeaelon
(Swat n Swing
Night News
Amos n' Andy
(Bsndwsgoa
(Obsession
1
t u ni r... Burr Flan'nr 1N
KOCO Night Son . Nigni song Mjlisni ayi .
KOIN Star Final - I Cooke's G. BkJJaycee Reports
0KGW RchTld Reprfr (Sports Final : (Bif Story
KEX Final Edition 'Dance Time) I Danes) Thras)
I Platter Parade
Nisht Song
IJaycee Reports
Big story
I Dance Tate
KSLM Deadline peadline 4 Melodies I Melodies
KOCO Night Sonf (Night Sonf (Night Son (Night Smf m
KOIN Musie Midhtte (Musie M'dn'ght) Musie M'dn'ghtlMiisie M dn'ght
1KGW News ! Wess Mason , (S-20 Oub Ge) t Town . ,
KEX DanceTbM IDaneaTinw IDaaceTUae IDaneeTime :
1
KOAC am. The News and
Weather; 10O4 Especially lor Wom
en: 10 45 Summer Story Timet 11:00
Concert Hall: 12:06 News and Weath
er: 12 :1S Noon Farm Hour: -m Ride
em Cowboy; 1:1J Proudly We Hail;
1:45 Golden Moments of Song; 2.-00
Best Short . Stories; 3 JO Memory
Book of Music: 2:45 Folk Songs: 3 00
Oregon Reporter: 3:15 Muale of the
Uastarsi 4X0 asxt&ada ta Slusn 4A3
On the Upbeat: 4:45 News Commen
tary; S0 Children's Theater; 130
Chicero rRoundtabla; 00 The News
and .Weather; :15 Social Security;
:20 Modem Muaicale; S M i Current
Event Conversations; T:00 Our Coa
stitutlon; VAi Eventnf Farm Hour;
890 Musio from Interlochen: I:4S
The News -and .the Weether: :
Htfs fc22i K?