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By Gen ITonslrTT
HOLLYWOOD Hop spring;
eth eternal in the breasts of trum
pet players, impersonators, accor
dionists, actors, dancers, and com
edians. I watched about 60 of 'em
knocking at fame's door the other
afternoon trying out for a spot
on Don Ameche's talent show
("Your Lucky Strike") heard five
days a week on CBS.
A tenor moaned pitifully with
agonized gestures; he didn t get on
A slick-haired musician played
three clarinets at once; he did. An
impersonator made like Charles
Laughton as Captain Bligh; he got
the nod. too.
About half the applicants at these
Wednesday auditions are booked
for broadcast appearances. Genial
autocrat of the auditions is white-
haired Leighton Brill, who has
been watching performers grasp
ai iames rungs for a generation.
Today he sees a difference: aspir
ants are more serious.
"They're better trained." he told
m between a pianist and a xylo-
pnonist. "Xhe old-time chorus girl
did a time steo and went out after
th show. Today she couldn't get
through the first audition. Today's
chorus girl doesn't go out nights.
Sh has ballet lessons in the morn
ings. singing lessons in the after
noons. She's more Interested In
her career than in snagging a hus
band." For four years. Brill has been
talent picker here for Rogers and
Hammerstein shows. To illustrate
how tough show business Is to
crack: last year be auditioned 728
singers, dancers, and actors for
"Show Boat." "Annie, Get Your
Gun" and other Broadway and
road productions. Only 28 got job.
Brill's ad vie to ambitious be
ginners: "Get early training. Have
some training In dancing, even if
you're a singer. Dancing improves
your posture, shows you what to
do with your hands. We find peo
ple with wonderful voices who
don't know how to walk across a
stage. And finally, get on a stage
high school, little theatre, or what
not."
I talked to some of the aspirants
in the lobby. Mimi Caffery, 27, is
the Paris-born second cousin of
US. Ambassador Jefferson Caf
fery. A wartime WASP test pilot
in Kansas, she hopes to continue
professionally the singing she did
for Army shows . . . Ex-Paratroop
er Roye Goodrich, jr., of Bradford,
Pa., chose singing in preference to
his fathers hardware business . . .
Margit Fischer, 26, formerly in a
Broadway chorus, is a restaurant
cashier-hostess nights. Daytimes,
she pursues a singing career. ''Show
business is tough, she admitted.
but her smil showed she loves 1L
Moorage Planned
In Yaquina Bay
NEWPORT. Feb. 14 (P Th
new Yaquina bay moorage, which
will provid 1,200 feet of moor-
Vour MeaDttED
By Uenaaa N. Baadeaen. MJJ.
We all know that as yet the ex
act cause of cancer has not been
determined, but w are making
great strides in this condition. What
we do already know about cancer
is that there are a number of fac
tors which seem to contribute to
its development Almost half of the
cancer deaths which occur are due
to cancer of the stomach. With th
early discovery of this condition
and operation, facilities may often
be prevented. Hence, it is impor
tant to know the early symptoms
of this condition. When any of
them develop an immediate exam
ination by a physician should d
carried out, and this should be
done without a moment's delay.
The early symptoms of cancer of
the stomach include some type of
digestive upset. Sometimes, sick
ness at the stomach and vomiting
occur. The vomited matter may
contain material that has a "coffee
ground appearance, which is due
to hemorrhage in th stomach.
Making a Dlagaeals
An X-ray examination should be
carried out immediately when
symptoms of stomach cancer ar
prnt, sine an X-ray study to
most helpful in making a diagnosis.
Dr. Andrew C. Ivy. of th Uni
versity of Illinois, thinks that very
hot foods may contribute to th de
velopment of stomach cancer. Eat
lng hot foods, may injur th lining
rnembran of th stomach. Food
that has k temperature of 122 de
grees F. or mora can damag th
tender tissues of th stomach wall,
som persons drank liquid which
By Jimmy Hatlo
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By Jack Bell
WASHINGTON. Feb. 14 ?
Th democratic congress began i
its seventh week Monday amid in- '
durations that it may plgeonhol ':
part of President Truman's leg-
islativ program. h I
Pric declines appeared about
to cut th ground from under Mr.
Truman's request for standby -price
- wage controls and add to
arguments against th imposition I
of $4,000,000,000 in new taxes, I
which h urges. . I
His proposal for governmental ;
authority to build steel plants -:
under heavy republican attack
also seems likely to b undormln- I
ed if any further drop occurs in f
business indices. j .
For other reasons, democrat! ;
lawmakers also were putting la I
th doubtful category Mr. Tru- 1
man's requests for universal mill- f
tary training and for ro agression-
al approval of the Drooosed SL
Lawrence seaway. i j t
Mr. Truman however still in- '
sists that standby price control J
power and $4,000,000,000 in new i
taxes ar lust as necessary now I
as when h first asked for them, i
But th house ways and mean
coenrnittee has set the administra- f
Don's tax bill aside for consider- )
ation at th "oroner time." i "
Taylor's Body
Back iii U.S. 1
Th body of First LL Benjamin
A4 (Bud) Taylor, son of Mrs. Hel-
en B. Taylor, 1370 Nebraska sL,
has arrived in the United State f
for burial, the army disclosed
Monday. - .
Taylor was killed Dec. 22, 1944.
in a plane crash near Ransbury.
England. His is one of 17S bodies ?
returned aboard the SS Atenaa '
from m i litary cemeteries ! a t 1
Brook wood and Cambridge. )
Th youth attended Parrish
junior high school and bacredl
Heart academy here and was em- ,
ployed for six years by Salem i
Linen company. He learned to fly .
at the local airport and enlisted 1
in the Royal Air force in th sum- !
mer of 1941. On his first opera- i
tlonal flight over Germany with ;
th American Eagle squadron, h j
was wounded. Later in 1942, M ,
and other members of th aqued- '
ron joined th American air: for- j
ceo. h U
ing and accommodate some ' 500 ;
small fishing boats, is now under i
construction. f i!
Fay Plank, Toledi, who it was
awarded the buildlrfj contract,!
said h expects to complete th
work this spring. The poet toon
moorage will be mad of bomb-;
bay tanks from B-2Srs. ,i $
Written by i'
Dr. Herraa Pf.
Bandensea. M.D.
In certain tests made by Dr. Ivy.'
was as hot as 131 dere F. or
higher, and it is sound advice that
too hot foods should not be eaten'
not even sipped. i '
Chronic or long-continued Irri
tation of the stomach from any
cause makes It more likely i that
stomach cancer will develop.: i
Lark or Arid i
There is also some idea that a
lack of acid in the stomach may b
a contributing factor to the devel
opment of stomach cancer. How-;
ever, this has by no means i been
definitely proved. The amount of.
acid present can be found by
pumping out the stomach contents5
and testing it for the amount of;
acid present. 'jl !;
Cancer of the stomach Is mora
common In men than in women.
On the other hand, it is known that
men form more acid in the stom
ach than women. This also would
seem to contradict the idea that low
acid would lead to the development
of cancer. It has been sug2ested
that th reason more cancer devel
ops in men than in women may b
because men are more careless la
their sating habits. . ,'
Sine it is known that th us of
hot liquids and foods may caus
stomach irritation and preqipo
to th development of cancer, it is
suggested that such practice b
strictly avoided. i ".
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS "
M. N I hav a girl eighteq
years old. She has a great deal of
saliva in her mouth. Could UXls b
due to sinus infection? t
Answer: A sinus infection might
b responsible. Material drippinf
from th nos could Caus Irritation
of th throat.
A careful study by a nos aad
throat specialist should be mad
Including an X-ray of th sinus,
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