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CHAPTER 14
The MoonUln of Hitches
"Mrs. Thump is a witch., ex
plained Santa while Danny's face
brightened with brand new hope,
"A very nice witch. As a matter
of fact, all witches are nice if
you get to know them. Now, Mrs
Thump can massage your leg and
make it well.
"To get to her take my sleigh
and reindeer. But hurry for you
must: be back In 24 hours so that
I can make my rounds on
Christmas eve."
No need to tell Danny to hur
ry! He was out of the house and
headed for the stables like a deer
himself that is, a deer with- a
crippled leg and this time he
was sure that all would be welL
As for the Snow Man well, he
hobbled right along beside Dan
ny more wearily, to be sure, but
cheerfully lust the same. "But
hope it's cold where this witch
lives, he mumbled to himself.
He and Danny climbed into the
sleigh and Santa, standing beside
them cracked his long black whip
above the heads of the eight rein
deer. "Away you go! he cried.
And away they did go over
the fields' of Santa Land, through
the forest, and across the frozen
lake.
"Goodness," shouted the Snow
Man in disappointment. MI thought
these reindeer were supposed to
fly!"
"Maybe they only fly on Christ
mas eve," yelled Danny. "Or may
be Mrs. Thump doesn t live so
far away.
WelL .whatever the reason, it
was a pity. Because, of course,
Floumoy saw them when they
crossed the boundaries of Santa
Land.
"Ah!" he said to himself.
We're off again!" Quickly he
TheyH Do It Every Time
as
By Jimmy Hatlo
Sett Lou Goqseous looks like
A MANIKIN
BiST LEAVES HER HOUSE L0OKIN3
LIKE IT JUST HAtfA PANIC IN
While the gal who runs this house
SO CHARMING, SO NEAT
IS ALL WRINKLES AND 8UL6ES
FROM HER HEAD TO HER FEET-
reached In an lnslda coat pocket
and pulled out a pair of; wings
which he pinned to his shoulders.
Then away he flew so that In a
moment's time he ' was winging
his way above the sleigh as j so-
lently as doom.
Before very long the reindeer
came to a standstill on the fide
of a mountain. But what a, Qtieer
place! There were thousandY of
caves like black open mouths' all
over the mountainside. j
"What a gloomy spot!! (ex
claimed the Snow Man wrinkjing
his nose in distaste. "What mon
strous things must live here!!
"Don't forget what Santa
about witches," reminded Danny.
"You don't want to hurt Mrs.
Thump's feelings." , . I
-Oh. Ill be very poUte fsald
the Snow Man. ''But what is
this?"
His foot nudged a bundld
rags lying before a cave. To! his
amazement the bundle sat upland
a beetle faced witch peered at
mm in annoyance.
go-
mon-
ll
said
anny.
1.1 .
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ing
Do look where you are
th miinnH i
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Mrs.
"Are you are you:
Thump?" asked Danny. f
"Mrs. Thump lives in the sev
enth cave on the seventeenth
row," said the witch and prepar
ed to collapse in the bath again.
"But who lives in I all these
other caves?" Panny persisted.
"Witches, to be surer snapped
the bundle of rags. "This I is the
Mountain of Witches and all the
Witches in the world live here."
"Even Hallowe'en witches?!'
' "Certainly. I'm a Hallowe'en
witch myself. Now for goodhess
sake let me to my nap." i ,ij 1
With that she did collapse land
Danny and the Snow Man trudg
ed up the mountainside to the
seventh cave in the seventeenth
row.
When they reached It Danny
held back. "You go in," he begged
the Snow Man. "You ask herj I i
I'm afraid." He had had so many
disappointments he felt he could
not bear another one. Ml
So the Snow Man went Inland
there was Mrs. Thump sitting on
the floor soaking her hands In
rose water. What a tiny creature
she was! It was extraordinary
that a face so small could hold
so much that was hideous; knar-.
ble eyes, slitted mouth, j f""r
teeth and hairy chin. I J
"P-p-pardon me," said the Snow
Man scared nearly silly. "ButJIVa
come from Santa Land." t 1
Then he told her. about Danny's
crippled led and how Santa I had
s id Mrs. Thump could cure it.
The ugly little face glowed with
friendliness. "I'd do anything for
Santa Claus," she said sweetly.
Send the little boy in."
Tomorrow: The Trick.,
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close Wednesday for Christmas va
cation and resume Monday, Janu
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