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Stocks and Bonds (Complied by the Aoclsted Press) January 15 STOCK AVEKAGKS 30 It 18 69 Indus. Rails Ulil Stocks Saturday 89 5 35 2 46 0 65.2 Previous day .... 80 5 35 3 46 1 66.3 Week ago - 89 7 25 3 46 0 65 4 Month ago . 90 3 37.0 46 0 66 2 Year ago 103.7 49 6 33 4 78.4 BOND AVERAGES 20 19 10 10 Rails Indus. Util Forn Ssturday 94 103.7 104.3 73.3 Previous day .... 96 4 103.7 164 6 75 3 Week ago 96 9 103.7 104 7 75 3 Month ago 95 9 103.2 104 4 74 8 Year ago 105 5 104 7 100.3 76 4 (Additional markets set page 11) Classified Ads Livestock and Poultry YEAR Around cash buyers and wholesalers of poultry, eggs and tur keys. Alao Northwest Brand quality feeds NORTHWEST POULTRY A DIARY PRODUCTS CO. 1506 N. Front St. Ph 7807. alem. FOR SALE: Jersey cow Just fresh with second ealf. Wm. Vogt. Rt. 6. Bx. 77 on Macleay road near Rickey school. Th Blatswman, SalsMau Oregon, Lire-tock and Poultry WORK HORSES SADDUC HORSES Bar K Stock Ranch LARGE ASSORTMENT on hand at all times at vary attractive prices. Credit given any one. Discount for cash. Guaranteed as repraaented. sTree delivery. Harrv Kuehnt. Carlton. Ore. Located fe' j mllos west of Newbsrs. IS RABBITS. 4 ctoet. with litters. 1 buck. It frying size rabbits. Sell whole lot. a miles east on Silverton Rd. Turn left McCain Ave. Rt. 7. Boa 42M. Wing Rabbitry State, oavs hisrher nrlres for' rabsMte and skins. Sell your rabbits 4k skins to Wine's Rabbitrv. I blk. east of 4 comers. Phone loers. TOR SALE: J fresh 'Guernsey cows. 1 lust fresh with calf by side: also I heavy sprinter. Ji mi. North on ME and Its "it. E. on Hoodvlew Rd. Rt. 7. Box atO. rOR'SALE: Piss. Past SwV.le Sch. on paved rd. to Pratum. L U. Berry Rt. S. Salem. Sat., Sun, only. hfEW Hampshire and White Rork Cockerels available Immediately. Wil son's Hstchery, Lyons. Orefon. BTJTXServlce by artificial insem Inatlon. Sires from the beat of blood lines. Reasonable fee. All work per sonally supervised by licensed vet erinarians. Salem Artlfical Insemina tion Station. Ph. 86S5 WA7TED: Alf" kinds of cattle and hoes Will call at farm. Write E L Snethen. ISM Lancaster Drive Ph. 11345 morn, or eve. WANTED. Vat ass isniw c-uws tot beef Dairy cows heifers bulls, veal rat hoes. sows, stags, boars Market rice C C McCsndlish rt oos Til Ph SI 47 across from ball oarh S S9th rOR SALE: Christie N H baby chicks every Wed. Boy melons. 1710 SUte St. Phone 4S. BABV CHICKS weekly natcnes new Hampshire other varieties. P X2MI lees Hstchery CCTSI'OM dresalne of cnicaens any umber Prompt service Dressed poul try wholesale our specialty Phone 1-2SS1 Lee's Hatchery Hrlp Wanted Male CIVIL SERVICE. Men-women. U-S4. Hundreds needed All tiimi coached by EX-EXAMINER. Low ree. Easy terms. FREE FACTS. Write today Box Help Wanted Female COMPETANT Stenographer, must type and take dictation. Pleasant surround ings with established firm Permanent if qualified. Call in person or phone Mr McKee 41M HOUSEKEEPER Modern home, good wages, steady work. Knox Butte Rd . Albany. Ph. J0-F-11. Mrs. R Vloedman WOMAN with "bookkeeping and typ ing experience for permanent posi tion, good salary. Apartment or room available. Apply in own handwriting giving age. experience and references. Willamette Va'ley Lumber Company. Dallas. Oregon HOUSEMOTHER In boarding school. Ph. aaoi A STRONG dependable woman to do hrs. work each Friday, vacuum ing, dusting and mopping up. f.7i per hour. 575 Court St WANTEDl Waltreaa. nlghtsTBlack and White Coffee Shop. GEtfERAL Office work. Permanent. Knowledge of shorthand. State exper ience and qualifications. Box 99S Statesman. SALESWOMAN, esje 23-Sfl. for Jew elry store. Some typing ability. Top salary References required. Write Box 927 Statesman. Salesmen Wanted SPEC. Salesman for proven new adv. franchise, funeral directors buy on sight. Mortician Div., Westware, Inc . Cincinnati. 9. ESTABLISHED Salem office has opening for new dealer to cover that city & surrounding counties. Well ad vertised product, a leader in its field. Semi -professional work. Operating through lease. Investment $1 500 se cured by stock A fixtures. Must have card. Write Box 9M Statesman. " REAL ESTATE Salesman. Best deal In town for right man. Write States man Box 973. Situations Wanted IRONING m my home. 40 N. 23rd st PRUNING Shrubbery and tree sur gery, also landscaping. Ph. 24249 PRUNING. Spraying, qualified prun ers. Most modern rprav equipment. Philip W Beilke.Ph. 2-1206 " PRACTICAL Nurse prlv. duty. Ref . Ph 24)62 SPADING. Yard cleaning, shrub piumng. lawn work, aawdust. etc. Geo. Ph 9449 CONTRACT-Carpenter. New or re modeling, also painting Both spray a brush. D. E. Gibson. PO 134. Turner. Ore. " EXECUTIVE. 37. with" wide experi ence office administration and working with people desire affiliate with con cern ottering opportunity for advance ment, best references, address box 984. care Statesman. UNION Carpenter. 26 yrs exp. wants bldg or remodeling. Also csbi- net or inside finishing. Ph 21818 NOTICE Let us do your photo work Guaran teed workmanship. Satisfying prices. Developing, printing, enlarging and re production. Hunt's Photo Shop. 1040 N 14th. Ph. 65Q4. TREE Surgery work done. Trim ming topping, wrecking. J. D. Rus sell. Pt 66R. Independence. Ore. LAUNDRY WORK at my home. Write Statesman Box 977. FRY Cook A pantry man. married, wants Job In small cafe on highway or in conjunction with motel. Would consider management of both. Write Box 979 Statesman. "MIDDLE Aged couple wish to man age apt house. Experienced. Can fur nish reference, write Box 973 Statesman. ""PAPERHANGING. Ph. 74 and leave addrers Goodsell. "CONTRACTOR " to " do plasteringT Free estimates Paul Archer, Falls City. Gen. Delivery. BOSTON Conservatory pupil desires piano student. Ph. 2-1749. Why Suffer Any Longer Whoa ethers tall, ese er China as rssaedles. Aaaaxsmg asicrrss far 5OS0 years hi Cbtsm. No asatser with what allaseats yea are affllctasl dlsorgers, slaoslfta. heart, Ismgs. liv er, khfaeys. gas, ceastipatiM, oi lers., dtasetes. rbeasaatisBS. gall aard bladder fever, akia. fesaale eena- p taints. CHARLIE CHAN CHINESE BERB CO. Office Hears 9 to 6. Toes, and Sat. eary. SM N. CvmsnerelaL Phooe t-1839 SALEM. OU. DCS. CHAR . . . LAM Or f TLtskN 9r S3.CIkoai.ieJB CmNCSK BESJBAUSTS Ul North Uhearty Jtatsure Paet-ansl Osnsssi SUaetrM: Co ORIO osMSt atsreae- only W sat So I O m -. O as 1 e.as. Coo Q matloa tllsid stfsis 'sets are tree ssT eOjorso nee Ml 7 Sunday. January 28. 1947 -It Situations Wanted PreSchool PlaySJchaot. 131 State. Ae 1-a Part or ail day Ph 943 FARTTlME WORK- aTternoons Is week-end wanted by Willamette Univ. student. Vet Verled exf. Ph. 7e. EXPERIENCED Waitress wants work in out of town restaurant or ntght club. Ph. 75X7. ""CABINET" Week: See us now. We. hsve materials for bullt-lns to meet your requirements. Doors, drawers, etc, built or replaced. Corner shelves 12'xlJ"x3r on hand. Convenient Io cs lor one-half block from Lodd Bush. Masterwoods Cabinet Shop. 1S4 3l Comm. Ph. 55SS3 free eethnotes. Spraying. Pruning. Caudle." Ph. TOoJl "PAINTING and" paper " haneringV 3 years exp. C. Gierke. Ph. 141. Jef tenon Auto Court. Cement Contracting: Ph 23045 .J Stanley Esgs; D. A. Huston General Designer OFFERS A creative and constructive design ing end planning service roR Home, stores, offices, buildings, tsf dustrisl de.lffn. nstent drawing. v 411 OREGON BUILDING Modernising Isswnodellnt "Or.N-"dasher Repilf; ' PhTj 25109, YOUNG" Man wants outside work. Single, can furnmh references. Whet hsve you? Write Box 962 Statesmsn. MARRIED Man want Job on farm". Exp. Need house to live In near Sa lem. WrlteBox 961 Statesman. Painting. papeibanging Johnson '3493 DRESSMAKING and alterations at 3155 N. River Road. Ph. 22562, Auto Painting Save money. Best lobs 325 end up. Body and fender work. Simonise lobs at a saving Oakhlll Psint Simp. 2 ml south on 98E Phone 2-3922 Interior Painting HOMES aV INDUSTRIAL AI.SMAN AV KERBFR PHONE 2-424 or 21974 FOTC-A Uore thorough Tob ot peach prsving rsll Ssiem Spray Ser-t Ph. 2-2922 DEPENDABLE Sewing " and altera tions 25 W Rural. Ph B3S7 Oil and Can Burner Service Repair AND INSTALLATIONS Also hot water hesler installations. D C. "Cene" Brlmm. Ph 3596. Septic Tanks Cleaned K r. Hamel. 1143 nth. West Salem. Phone 7404 PAINTING At PaperhangingW. Q. Crow ly. 857 Shipping Phone 9513 Interior Decorating Our specialty Better homes, offlcee and apartments One to five men svaiisble. Dick Orey Painter and Decorator . Phone 25444 or 33 PAINTER andTPaperhane'efrTteason able prices. Free eatimataa. H. J. Woodworth Ph. 3015. ALL W0h: guaranteed windows, walls, woodwork cleaned Floors eras ed Insured workmen Professional Cleaning Service Phooe 4497 For Sale Miscellaneous PIANO, solid osk finish. Kimball piano. A 1 cond. 556 S. 19. WOOD Ranges SIS to 73. Four draw er chert. Kneehole desk. Daveno 939.50. Beds, springs and mattresses, half or full size. Small dressers. Divrnoori set 929 50. Table- and chairs. Cots 9x12 rug and pad. MARTINS FURN. CO. 420 So. Commercial UNHEMMED washed cloths 10c Steward Dept.Store, 263 N.Com'l SLIGHTLY used Acbustlcon hearing aid j price. Ph: 7356. "WOOD Lathe and tools. h-p. mo tor all for $40. Ph4870 IRONING Boards, wooden and per forated metal YEATER APPLIANCE CO. 255 N. Liberty APPLES, fine quality. Ph. 47F3. PRESSIRE Cookers. 16 quart, com plete with cooking utenaMa. YEATER APPLIANCE CO. 255 N. Liberty. NEW Coleman oil burning floor furnace. 3042 Portland Rd 3 LA DYrS sport coats tire 16-18. tl each. Ph 4803 between 9-12 A.M. " MONTAG Princess styhe range with coils and tank if desired. Excellent cond 2385 Claude. FOR SALE 1939 Dodge motor, good cond. See St 1H04 N. Cotn'l. Ph 6821. T SET-of new windows and frames for 5 room hou-te, 2 mulls, also 2 out side door Jambs. Must sell as a set. 103 Marion St. AMERICAN Beauty Irons, travel irons, Radirnns and steam irons. YEATER APPLIANCE CO. 253 N. Liberty BEAUTIFUL Guitar, auditorium slws. with case, like new Ph. 495. USED Lumber. flooring. siding, shiplap. 2x4s 2x6a. doors and win dow. For tale at :, price. Will's Service Station, 837 S. Com'l. f,ULLER Brushes, 1743 Grsnt P. Oil- ELECTRIC Desk, mantle, and ' waft clocks. Yeater Appliance Co. 25 N. Liberty St. WILL BUY for caan. sell or trodo. guns, pistole ammunition, boats or trailers Don Madison. 399 No High. EXPER1 washing cnecnine servica end wrtnger rolls, all makes Sao Ed) Ellis at Nelson Bros rwrniture Storev 31 N Ltbertv . WEStlNGHOUSlTWater Heaters for Immediate delivery. 30. gal. 8-3 75. M gal. 8113 50. Collins 40 gal. $96.25. Yeater Appliance Co. 255 N. Liberty St. (Hemorrhoids) and othor Rtvc lal dlsordsws ndangor YOUR HEALTH which is so important Lose of time from work, ufferin and the danger of serious compli cations isn't pleasant situa tion. Patient who have suffered for years from such physical distress as; NEURITIS, STOM ACH and COLON DISOR DERS, SHORTNESS of BREATH, SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, NERVOUSNESS, FE MALE DISORDERS and many other physical conditions have been completely cured after the CORRECTION of: J FISTULA, FISSURE. PRO LAPSE. ITCHING. CRYPTS and INTERNAL PILES OR OTHER RECTAL CONDI TIONS WHICHEVER was the underlying cause of the infec tion, in that particular case. Such physical defects are taken care of without Hospital ization. Dr. H ReynoLds Clinic i Natsu7s- rrocUUgrist I? H En til Ne. Liberty SL. 8alem. Ore. LONT