PAGZ rOURTECT The , OSEGOI! STATESMAN. Salem,' Oregon. Sunday Morning. April 18. ISH WSoo it CDlIheirwSse By Ethan Grant ' , It has how been well over two years since I began negotiations -with the elongated state of Ten nessee in an effort to settle our .differences over the matter of a " birth certificate. Nothing beyond a prolonged exchange of commun- ications has been accomplished and 1 have at long' last concluded we may as well sever all diplomatic relations. :; . This grave step is being taken 'with, full knowledge that it virtu ally : leaves me ' without a native land and also without official doc umentary proof that I was even -.born.' -Yet, in veiw of the circum stances, there is no other course. Heluctant though I have always been to admit complete failure, I must nevertheless recognize - the limitations of my own efforts and surrender to a feeling of futility. In the early stages of our nego tiations the prospects were encour- ' -aging. The initial exchange of communications was carried - on with a county clerk who was cor dial but so thoroughly trained in matters of state that I was entirely misled. I know now that he only sought to delay final settlement in order to ascertain for his dusty ar chives my complete genealogy. Frankly, I think he was suspi cious of me, and my reference to the fact, couched in tactful diplo matic terms, led to friction and a consequent exchange of blunt notes which nearly culminated in a dec laration of war. After a period of silent deliberation, I next began correspondence with Tennessee's bureau of vital statistics. It became apparent, however, that the agency presently concluded it lacked suffi cient authority to act favorably in my behalf. My suggestion that a special session of the legislature be called was promptly spurned and the matter was referred to the de partment of public health. Communications with that po tent body brought replies which were somewhat nebulous, although I did detect the existence of a By LILUK MADSEN Portland's camellia show did not go unappreciated; the general pub lic stormed the arts building to get a taste or color and enjoy a brief i respite for theii war tautenec nerves. From the time the show opened Fr Ida noon until i. closed ' Saturday throngs of people gathered about the displays and each one left with a camellia pinned to his or her la- Masn pel, a gift from the sponsors of the show. j : By standing around the corri dors, one was able to pick up many stray bits of camellia information 0 from the many camellia experts who came to show and those who came to look. Passing remarks in cluded: Camellias suffer very much from the sun and this is one thing that the Pacific coast has over the extreme south . . . All the varie- ties of Camellia Sasanqua have 'Somewhat fragrant flowers . . Camellia was named after George ; Joseph Camellus, a Moravian Jes uit, who traveled Asia in the 17th century ... A mulch of old cow manure, now and then a little com mercial fertilizer, and thorough watering during - the Oregon dry i summers, do much to keep; the .ca mellia shrubs growing . vigorously ' . . . Fertilizer for camellias should be added to' the soil in about the .amount of one inch of fertilizer to .every foot depth of soil . . . Mix ; chicken manure and old ashes in a wooden barrel for good camellia ' fertilizer . . . a beetle has been . attacking the shrub in some dis - tricts but can be controlled by py re thrum dust. The same flower appeared with a variety of names. Growers sta ted that In many eases the names were not too well fixed. For In stance a huge white single one was called both Lotus and grand Iflora alba. The Magnolia Flora grestely resembled this. A very dark red peony-centered camellia which received many ohs-and-ahs from the visitors was War ratah. A single white with large yellow stamens which proved al most as popular (and which I pre ferred) was the Triphesas.Two of the finest pink ones the pale pink and not the rose pink were the Rose of Dawn, a semi-double with pointed petals, and the very dou ble Pink Perfection, which name describes it perfectly. The white Perfection was a lovely gardenia shaped flower. A good medium red was Kas vrga SahiborL An odd old rose colored flower, which I really liked, was Madame Hovey, and a very bright red single one was Robin Hood. A number of good peony-centered ones attracted great atten tion and Included the light pink Star Dust. For those who like the unusual flower there was the fringed, red, Flnbrists Snperba, This really resembled a poppy more than a camellia and mast have looked sort of oat of place growing on a camellia bash! I enjoyed the pointed petals of many of the camellias and Madame Hovey and Kagriri (the latter one white) were lovely. Lady De Sa murez, a single, light red bloom with long yellow stamens, was very attractive, and many admired the huge Grandiflorea Rosea. But they all made a lovely dis play and many of the arrangements were unusual. Sometimes Ws FUN io "take chances." But NOT ' fwnen your EYES art concerned. Frankly,'ihe stokes . ,are too high T. . nothing less than your success and 4 Jwpr 10 When vision falters, personal ffi jicJency ebbs, life loses Hs zesL ' ' iH you have the slightest doubt'about vour vision . .'. you simply cart crorrf to "shrug it off." It pays to KNOW not guess about your eyes. And the only way you CAN know Is to have a scientific eye examination. - Don't put ff Tday longerTComo In NOW for a heck-vpl DR. HARRY A. BROWN Member Better Vision Institute ! !, J . p:wt GLASSES c:j easy teo Mwiins.orTOMmitTS - strong bloc against me. The final terms offered were contained in a cleverly constructed, two-page list of demands which I found I could not meet It was at this point that I enlisted the aid of two notaries, four character 'witnesses and a judge. Together we composed, a document which all of us felt was airtight and sufficiently convinci ing to warrant encouragement in the belief that a satisfactory settle men t appeared inevitable. ' X'fijf i-. - But in view of the' reply it drew) I believe' the state " of Tennessee could be neld in contempt of court Actually, it canceled ail previous offersr-iof settlement and brought a new list of demands which were unquestionably preposterous. Rec ognizing that I might have lacked sufficient competence to interpret them correctly, : I employed the services of two ; renowned attor neys. After two days of study, i was their joint opinion ' that the state of Tennessee had demanded irrefutable documentary -evidence that I was born in Tennessee and that positively nothing would be acceptable but a bona fide birth certificate. ' My reply was, I think, one of the most notable masterpieces ,of my long diplomatic career. In England, where there is keen appreciation of the literary arts,, it would no doubt v have' been - pronounced a classic!- Briefly, as they would say in England, I told Tennessee off in no uncertain terms. And, too, with full realization that in so doing I was - denying myself, T irora "now clear into eternity, the inalienable right to claim I 'was ever a proud son of Old Tennessee that I was born and schooled there, that I once lover her clay ridges and yel low, rivers and sheep-sorrel; that I even went to war and afterward accepted a healthy bonus for her. It is a sad commentary on the Monmouth Faculty Jleiiiber Is IPicked For Iowa Post ! MONMOUTH Georgina Silli man, seventh grade supervising teacher at the OCE training de partment," will teach at the Uni versity of Dubuque normal school summer session opening June 12. Her work at the Iowa school will processes of law and regulation when a patriotic, well-meaning in dividual seeking only life, liberty and the pursuit of comfortable in ertia finds himself so thoroughly dammed against red tape that he must accept forever more the stig ma of a man without a country. I For the first time in my life I am forced to confess to a feeling of deep regret, that I Was not born and bred a damyankee. be with the educational staff and will . include courses in methods in town and rural! education and methods in teaching arithmetic. She will teach during both terms of the iessionV -.:" - Miss" Silliman is l a graduate" of the New . Mexico State Teachers college! and holds a master's de gree from ; the George . Pea body college Nashville, Tenn. 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