Ii CZTGCII CTATmiAIT. Cdszi Ortgea. Thursday !as!2& Dcsscr ft K12 PAGS CIS - TV Anniversary; Recalled At Party. Mr. and Mrs. Harold; D. Mc Millan, Dr. . and . Mrs., George Lewi, and Mr.: and Mrs. Theo-' dore Ullakko will celebrate their wedding anniversaries on Christ-. i mas night, with an ."at home" at the Lewis : residence at ,1180 - North Winter street Friends are, invited through the press to call between the hours of 8 and 10 o'clock: ; v . N " Holiday decorations will be used; the serving table, covered with a Chinese-embroidered lace cloth, will be centered : with an arrangement . of . white . narcis- , suses and white carnations in a . low silver , bowl and flanked by; white tapers in silver holders." Mrs. J. C. Harrison, Mrs. H. L. Marsters. Mrs. A. L. Lind- wvk- and Mrsl Lvle'Buck of Mc- . Minnville , will pour during the . evening, and the Misses Maureen Jones, Jane Acton, June Nickel and Patty Zeller will serve. Miss Barbara . Lewis will greet guests at the door, t The party is to celebrate the 25th wedding anniversary of the McMillans, the 19th anniversary f the, Lewises and the 10th an niversary of the Ullakkos. Engagement of Couple Told v Betty Vandarwarka, daugh ter of Mr. and Mrs. Floyd Van darwarka is announcing her en- neremmt in Utr 'Virtril T. Tbt Ker, son ox Mr. ana Mrs. a. :. Parker also of Salem. No date has been set for the - weddingas' Mr. 'Parker is jn the nuvj on acuve uuiy in me pa cific. . .' Miss Vandarwarka is a senior Jn Salem high and Mr. Parker also attended Salem schools. Women FsxxxtMil3ocm Win War I ' ; ! CAJm. Indri'Tair Acres,?' the 380-acre farm home ' . of Secretary, of Agriculture R. Wickafd, is being managed with the ; fenunine"; touch -of Mrs.' Louise .Wickard and Ann, the younger of her two daughters. . ' , , , ; The ; senior mistress of "Fair Acres," in Carrol County, t takes her farm manager role as a matter of course. Says be: ' '. The Bonhear club's Christmas dance, which was previously ar ranged for Saturday .December 28 has been postponed until inursaay mgni, uecemoer ji. -. The' New Year's eve dance will be held at Fraternal tern-' tjuickiy made ' This woolly bow-wow's cro cheted 'round and Vound with ears and legs separate. He's don in no time In one tening you can make dainty Pierette of Ger man! :wn in blue, jsink and white, . to c" - - sre on baby's carriage. Tat'. ..l 507 contains directions fcr " tcys; materials required; Send eleven cents in coins for this pattern to The Statesman, I," -olecrEft Dept.,- Salem, Ore, " ::f? plainly pattern number, - ---.e rnd tdiress. 1 cm i . .i.'-x 4 SOCIETY ' ' . ' CLUB CALENDAR ' . TWRSDAT f- FMeUa class, i Tirti - Baptist church with ' Mrv Ada V.' Skill. .. 411, Court street. I- p.. in: , t FBIDAT : -! ,r.,-' . . Ann Judsoa eirclo, 7 JO p. m- , let .Baptist, church. : ".. . "Mr .-: '.-..( . v Social "Meeting : For Girls' Chadwick Assembly, Order of. Rainbow for Girls held its regu lar meeting : .. Tuesday, '. presided over by Miss Margaret Forsythe, -Worthy advisor,' and Mrs. Wayne' Henry, mother advisor.; During the business meeting, final, ar-. rangements were .'made for the annual Christmas formal, - held Wednesday. Also, it was announ-; ced that the recreation room ' at Camp Adair-would be completed . the following day when an army: truck called for the equipment the girls had collected. : The business meeting was fol lowed by a Christmas party on ' the fifth floor, an excellent com mittee headed by Miss Newman was in , charge. The serving ta b 1 e was, attractively centered with red candles, holly and fir cones. Gifts were exchanged in the course of the evening. - Geists Hosts At Dinner Bean and Mrs. Melvin Geist were hosts on Tuesday night at their West Lef f elle street home. The dining table was centered by an arrangement of jonquils and heather, f . Covers were! placed for Mr. and Mrs. Robert Rieder, Mr. and Mrs. Maurice Brennen, Miss Ber tha. Babcock, Mr. Lewis Pankas kie and the hosts. " MrsTG'wge Hag and v Kath leen left Tuesday for, Livermore, Calif., where they; will spend the holidays with Lieut, and Mrs. Wallace Hug and their ' small son. .' - ' . - - fThe men-have, so much.te . dv, faced as they are with-the necessity of production bey nd " anything i we've ever , known, ' women . must help, by .doing more f the chores." Mrs. Wickard, whose father was a Logansport, . Tnd., " busi nessman, became a farmwife 20 some years ago after, she; met a good-looking youn.g "farmer (Claude R. Wickard) at a village dance and married him: She worked by her husband's" side on an Indiana farm during World War I. 1 v -JT'-v- - ' " : .. Recalling her; work . then, she says: ; j :;---f'-.'r ;'- v rWe had the first tractor Inr our community and. I drove It when thlnrs were rushed with the men. The noise and vibra tion ; from that clumsy ma . chine were terrific I can never . forget the rriadmg of the steel wheels and the smell from the exhaust quite contrast to the model Ann drove this sum mer. ; : i ' , She adds that ;in bond drives farm women participated then as now. ; f . - On a recent trip home Mrs. Wickard busied herself with light chores and baked a ' few of her husband's favorite pies.. She caught and dressed a chicken and .admitted she had lost none of her speed and skill since she has'? been , one, of Washington's "official" hostesses. - - 4 : : Speaking as a native Hoosier farmwife as ihe choses to call herself she asserts: !" ' "Farm women today have a bigger Job and more responsi bility because there Is more to do and more depending- on vs. Ann, a coed at Purdue Univer sity, last ' summer devoted vir tually full time to the job of managing the farm while her parents were . In Washington. " Betty,1 a Purdue graduate. Is the Wickards' other daughter. , Comparing farm women's role now with that of the first World war,' Mrs. Wickard says: "With more and better ma chinery to help them women can do and are - doing more field work than during the last war. With the "help of women, -farmers will produce enough for ear armed forces, for lease lend, and for the people " at home.. . 4 "With this tremendous pro duction record, there will be NO excuse after this war for hunger. The war has proved what we already knew that America can produce enough for all." Auxiliary Members : Initiated . . ' The American Legion auxfli- ary, .Capital unit, met . Monday in 'the WomanVclub with Mrs. Stanley Kruegei' presidrng; After : a short business the meeting was - turned over to the past presi- - dents, who had charge of the Ini- - tiation ceremonies. Those ' tak ing part were Mrs.' Leon Brown, president; Bess ' Watkins, . vice - president; , Mrs. Frank - Marshall, . junior past president; Mrs. O. E. ' Palmateer, vice president;. Mrs. '. Jennie. : Bartlett, "chaplain; Mrs. Beryl Porter, - sergeant at . arms. , -and, Mrs. A- MeJohnsorv pianist. , The .candlea,were lighted by. Lor ene Palmateer and Joan BlaxalL - - Those being initiated were Mrs. David Lassie, Mrs. EmU Seiffert, Mrs. Herman' Miller, . Mrs. Silas Gaiser, Mrs. Clem Ohlsen,' Mrs. George A. Gabriel. vMrs. W. C Thompson, Mrs. Norris Bixby, Mrs. Merlin. .Ciramse, Mrs. WL. Osborne, Mrs. C S. Putnam, Mrs. Clarence L.; Webber, Mrs. Oar ' ence Conrad, Miss Barbara Flagg, Miss Alice Louise Ohling, Miss Shirley Webber and Miss Wilene Wiper. ... A Christmas program Was en joyed by post and auxiliary mem bers and included a medley of carols by' a chorus of junior ; members holding candles, , a Christmas story by Mrs. Albert Gragg and caroling sung in uni son. Gifts were distributed from a tree by O. E. Palmateer acting as . Santa Claus. i Mrs. Fred Gahlsdorf and Mrs. E. W. Ritchey, chairmen of good cheer and rehabilitation, with their respective committees were in charge of the refreshments. At the business session it was voted to purchase the $5 tuber culosis seal bond from the com munity service budget. . Former Salem Girl Weds 1 A former Salem girl, Miss Eliz abeth Hope Dowd, was married on November 28 in Tacoma, to Mr. Delbert LeRoy Benskin of Cheyenne, Wyoming, according to word received from friends here. The ceremony was per formed by Rev. Marion Flint, at the home of the bride. Miss Marguerite Mlies of Ta coma, formerly of Salem, and Mr. Theodore Mr- Stark of Ft. Lewis" attendedAhe couple, and . a reception at the home of Mr. and Mrs.-M. H. Stevenson fol lowed the ceremony. - The bride's parents are Mr. and Mrs. C. A. Dowd of .Wood burn, and the groom's mother Is -Mrs. H. B. Ryon of Los Angeles. The couple will live in. Tacoma, as Technical Sergeant7 Benskin is stationed at Ft. Lewis. ; Miriam -Becke ! Is Hostess - , . - " ; A gruop of friends of Miriam' Becke were her guests at a buf fet :dinner-at toe riome Of her' - parents, Mr.- and' Mrs; ' Karl Beckke on Tuesday night vX' - The table was covered with a -red cloth and c e h t 'e r e d by a , Christmas tree ! with white ta pers and white angels. :y ; i . Following dinner, an exchange of gifts" was held and games fol-' lowed. -: '''CV-.:. : f nl"; :j ; 5 Present were tbe Misses Shar- on-' Burnett, Beverly -McGilch-j rist, Harriet , Hawkins, Evelyn : Johnson, Virginia Covert, i Ma- : jeska Groening, Doris Burwick, ? Jean Newman, Lizbetb, Kenne-: dy, Jane Huston and Ann Hus- ton, ' ' ; : WOODBURN The Presbyter ian Missionary society met. in the social - room of ; the church Wednesday afternoon with the. president, Mrs. Olive Smith pre-: siding. After I group singing the devotions were led by Mrs. H. F. Butterfield. Mrs. James ; Morris on, secretary' of overseas sew-' ing, gave her report and deliv- ered a' surgical gown ' she had ' ; made . and , displayed bandages . rolled by the Junior Endeavor. The articles will be sent to Chi-, na. Mrs. Vernon Frentz was in : .charge .of the program. "'. Today's Mfenu . Today well go easy on the main dish but will anticipate a husky meal for. Christmas day. ' TODAY " Winter fruit salad . Hamburger cakes on . . Toasted buns . Mashed potato cakes , - Buttered carrots ' Apple gingerbread CHRISTIMAS DAY Cranberry-orange salad s Roast duuck : ' Apple and celery stuffing Stuffed potatoes ' . Broiled pickled peaches s : Buttered fresh peas ; Hot Rolls - ' Apple jelly Mince pie a la mode WINTER FRUIT SPECIAL ; 1 cup cubed grapefruit 1 cup cubed oranges cup diced apples 1 cup broken walnuts : . 1 tablespoon lemon juice ; Mt teaspoon salt ; ' cup thick French dressing ' Mix and chill fruits ,dadrest - of ingredients and serve on let- tuce. -: : a YanlteeArmy Santa Claus To-Children;..-. LONDON, Dec lS-(ff)-United States soldiers in the British Isles have spontaneously d edlcated their "first Christmas' overseas to the . British' children. X ,. From one end of the country to the other they have . been acting as jSanta'Claus at parties, and for weeks they have ;been preparing in their, off -duty ... hours to bring holiday cheer to the children in the vicinity of their camps. Noting the scope of these activi ties, 1 the - headquarters --.of the American army in this) theatre dis closes Monday that one large unit had. donated $10,000' for series of 33 parties to be given for 10,- 000 children with a 29-mile radius of its camp; y'- " "- r These were climaxed - Monday with four parties for 2300; chil dren of Salisbury - and Andover. Every little guest received a pres ent In northern Ireland the patients at an American military hospital constructed several thousand toys for the children, of their, area. - Candy and cookies, saved from weekly army' canteen rations, and packages of .fruit were distribut ed to 1000 children of Bristol. : Negro troops were planning "big doings'! . on Christmas eve . for the children of the locality where they are billeted. - But it is not all giving on the part of the . Americans. - People all over the islands have thrown open their homes to the boys, some of whom will be missing Christ mas at home for the first time. Fifty invitations have been re ceived for every American soldier available. Job Protested WOODBURN Tom Engle, Her man Otjen and John Alguire ap peared before the Woodburn city council Tuesday night and pro tested that the Hardcastle avenue improvement job had not been done according to specifications. They specifically mentioned the amount of gravel on the surface, and lack of dirt alongside part of the curbing. Councilmen agreed to investigate. . Seventy guests from the Will ing Workers class of the First Christian church were enter tained -at. a not-host dinner in Lausanne hall Tuesday- night-by Mr. and Mrs.-W. W. Kerns. - Dur . ing the dinner hour, Mrs. Nellie . Harrison, secretary of the church, was presented with, a cameo pin and Mrs. Lloyd Robinson,' teach er, of the class, received a potted plant , Later, Miss Betty Pugh and Mrs: Howard Cole 'sang solos' and Mrs. Cole lead the' group In carols.' - .t . . ' y i,. The engagement . .of iMrsi -Doj'; othy ' McDowell " and ' r Munroe Cheek was announced7 by - MrsT Kerns. - ' r : - .' Captain and; Mrs. 'Max. E. Kahn are .- the p a r e n t s ' jof a daughter,-;. Jan, "born- at theSa r lem General : hospital Monday morning. Pattern Presenting one of the smart est, most distinctive and slender izing frocks ever designed for a matron! It's Pattern 4260, and an Anne Adams cr cation, of course. Soft curved bodice sec tions, pointed waist seams and smooth side skirt sections give tall-and-slim lines. ; ; Pattern 4280 is available In women's sizes' 34, 36, 38, 40, 42, 44 and 46V Size 35 takes 3 yards 39 inch fabric y ; Send SIXTEEN CENTS in coins for thi Anne Adarns pattern. Write -plainly SIZE, NAME, ADDRESS nd S1XYE NUMBER. Buy our Winter Pattern Book and cover the American Fashion Scene. Simple, fabric-saving: designs for outfits in every size. Scrap-bag fashions; war work styles: accessor ies. Pattern Book, ten cents. Send your -order to The Oregon Statesman, Pattern Department, Sa lem, Ore. t . i a - , - w w Wyi Sfruft g&rmi: &fmta ; (SYNOPSIS: December . IMS, mark ed the lSOOth anniversary of St. Nich olas day, honoring the fourth century saint who secretly -gave away -riches to the needy. little Dutchmen b lieved ho brought gifts each Decern ber . They brought him to-America. After the Revolution, Americans call ed him Santa Claus - not a stern old bishop but a- roly-poly gay old fellow who came on New Year's eve. In 1X22 a very wise professor, Ocment C Moore, described St. Nick in a Part 5 . By ZACHARY TAYLOR AP reatur Writer - , - When Harriet Butler heard Dr; Moore read, his Christmas poem about "A Visit . From' St Nichol as', she loved It! ; . - She. copied it In her album, and took It back home 'or'Txoy NY, Nert yean in 1823,. she? sent it to the Troy Sentinel; arid-Editor OrT ville L' HoIlyi Jovect. itItoo-so much that he .printed i at Christ mas ; time with .these words: J. "We Imow not to whom we are indebted f : "the following: - de scription of that unwearied patron of music that homely and. de lightful personage ; of parental kindness, Santa Claus. - " -New a Classte' '. Nearly everyone today Is - fa miliar with the poem. It begins: "Twas . the night before CChrist- mas. , ." Father and mother were Women ! Sought For; Drafting ":i A course in engineering, draw ing for .Salem women . will be given here starting about January 5 if there is enough demand, ac cording to W. fl. Baillie, in charge of the Salem office of the US em ployment service." The course is In .response to rapidly increasing demands of war industries for women trained in drafting to fill the many, vacancies existing in this field. Not only are the war industries in Portland and Seattle calling for more trained women, but civil service positions, the US engineers and even the state highway commission as well. - Sponsored by the US office of education as a part of the engi neering, science and management war training program, the course will be supervised by the Oregon State college school of engineer ing. - . The course in Salem is contin gent upon at least 10 women sign ing up, but the class is limited to 30 members. There is no cost for the 10-week training except for the nominal amount necessary for a text book and a few supplies. High - school - graduation or its' equivalent is the only require ment. The class will meet twice a week. Business Men To Elept Officers ' MT. ANGEL-After .ah Open discussion on "membership,' the Business Men's club Tuesday voted to make the nexl meeting, Janu ary 12, a free meeting, . having luncheon tickets' purchased out of the club's fund. " " - -A : large ' representation - is . de sired, for the next meeting to dis cuss the club's policy 'and to elect new. -officers for- the-next six monthsv Although the practical' ac complishments of the club", have been minimized by the war 'and ensuing conditions,' it was defin itely decided at Tuesday's meeting that the organization would carry on with regular meetings. ; :v President Douglas Harris, chair man of the children's Christmas program committee,"--stated that several hundred children from the city' attended the free show "Dumbo'V last Saturday. . ' All; the rural" children ' of the community had been invited.' ,- Chosen to handle the tickets for the next meeting are O. L. With ers and William Bean. Salvation Army Worker Speaks " Annual Christmas program ' for members of the Rotary club was given Wednesday noon in the Sal vation Army ' citadel. CoL James Dee, divisional commander of Oregon and southern Idaho, was guest speaker; also on the program were a trumpet duet and a vocal duet of. Christmas songs. . - - Col. Dee described the spirit of Christmas as the desire to spread gladness," building m o r a 1 e; the spirit of worship; and the spirit of generosity or self appreciation for one another and patience. Seal Sale Proceeds -; Stolen From School AURORA Tuesday evening the Aurora school was entered and $30 was stolen ' from the desk drawer of Mrs. Ruby Shan etx, principal. ; Tbe sum was the proceeds of the tuberculosis seal sale. " The thief broke Christmas tree ' ornaments, 'damaged the tree and destroyed a few of the. presents. uW;:?;.'; 'Police haven't discovered who. entered bnt are following does. Two boys wearing white coats were seen crossing the Podding river bridge last night; authori ties are searching for them for questioning. 1 :. Usual Wave $2.6 B Complete s ,.:.'.. Perm Oil f "lPnsh Wave iZ j Ji Completed. ( ) Open Thurs. Eve. 3J ; by Appointment Phoa 3SS3 3SS First National Bank CUg. CASTLE PEIi'l. WAVEHS going to bed. ! : The children had hung up their stockings and were tucked, in bed, fast asleep. : Sud denly, father rushed to. the win dow to see what was -causing a clatter. . . . .,:-y -.- r Outside" he' saw St Nick fii ' L sleigh jpulled-.by: eight tiny 'rein deer called Dasher, 'Dancer, Pran cer. Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dm ner and Blitzen. They, raced over the" snow-covered " roof,' stopped by the cilrnmney and St Nick plopped down into the fireplace inside. He emerged, covered with soot, ted quickly filled the stockings-with gifts; - ' - -His eyes how 'they. WinMedl --' His dimples, hw.lraerryt" ." . His- cheeks were like roses," his nose like ' "chelrryrt . v ir - Bis droll '. little inouih ' 4ras :!drawn lip likf. '. bdwfc jfZi And' the beard, ri his chin was - as white as the snow; . - . The stump: of i' pipe" he held T ' tight in his teeth,'. X , : J" And the smoke, it jencircled his head like a . wreath; . He had a broad, face and a lit .'. f .tle'round .belly Tlt?shook when he laughed, - ' like a bowl of Jelly? , ',;.. " ',; He "was chubby' and. plump, a right jolly old elf, ; And I laughed -when I saw him in spite of myself.? X A Change ef Visit :;-- ' His duties done, Santa turned and "laying his finger aside of his nose (remarkably like the St Nick 'of - the ' old Dutchman's dream), St Nick rose. . up .the chimney, mounted his sleigh; ex claiming as he drove out of sight: Happy New Year to all, and to all a good night! V 4 So, Dr. Moore believed that Santa called on New Year's eve. That is the way he finished the original poem, though the last line now is written: "Merry Christmas to all." v::;,- '-. Every Christmas eve now, chil dren - make a torchlight pilgrim age to Moore's grave in a New York churchyard. They also hon or another grave there of the old est son of Charles Dickens, who wrote ' the famous "Christmas CaroU . - At first, , Moore, a dignified scholarly . man, - was quite upset that Harriet Butler had caused the publication of his simple poem for children. Had she not done so, the poem might have been un known to this - day, . and Santa might have been a very different person. '. - - . , - :. (Friday: Santa In-Arp j - ! ar -M 1 1 vanaaohM - s a Don Last Miller's Four Salvos From Frisco Halt Battler WASHINGTON, Dee. IS-VPy-lt took Just four salvos from the eight-inch guns of the American cruiser. Sain Francisco to blast a Japanese battleship '. completely out of action in the sea battle of Guadalcanal last; month. '! f r."1 .'.This report of the effectiveness of American naval gunfire against overwhelming odds was made by First Lt Robert W Bjrnerson, 22, of Washington,' who , commanded a marine anti-aircraft detachment on fthe San Francisco during the crucial battle. v --'t''i In i' presi 'conference at the navy department. Monday, ""hi" told one; of the: most comprehensive stories ' so ' far of the exploits of the heavy cruiser in a night fight at extraordinarilyclose range.' "An American task force led by the San' Iptncisco surprised three Japanese-' columns, totalling at least : IS '.warships, approaching Guadalcanal from; the :. north around Savo Island. To the west of Savo was a ' light screening force, Rynerson . related. To v the east of the little island, which Ry nerson said is ; known 'm mong American naval men as Salvo is land because it has been the scene of so. much; fighting, were a col umn led by two battleships and a second column of heavy cruisers. , These latter two columns. . were about . 8000 yards j apart and the Ameriean . task force coming ; vp from the southeast moved in between them. : , : "We were trying to go In as far as we could, Rynerson said. "Pretty, soon we were Illuminated by the searchlights of a Japanese heavy cruiser and immediately we opened fire. We fired 11 salvos at the cruiser and hit with nine be fore it could get any more than one or maybe two guns into ac tion. The cruiser rolled over and sank. r ; : -;- --; '" -( " As soon as the shooting started a "regular melee" developed, Ry nerson related and the American strategy of going between the two columns worked out as ex pected : because the shots which the; Japs fired over the American vessels hit their own ships on the other side. "V-,; -:'.' :;' In the first few minutes after the fighting began, the San Fran cisco, leading the American bat tle line, began, a turn to the west & 170 14,. 't Gift! Forget mat Minute and the Japanese likewise bezan turning to the west, toward Savo island, r At that time the baUleih!? was spotted by Lt Cmir. L William Wllibourn, Saa . Fran- ; else gunnery' officer. The bat tleshlp bezan firing ea the San Francisco with Its 14-inch guns ' at the same time that the cruiser ; . opened up with her eltht-lnch guns. Tbe fight started at ZSS9 : . yards and ended at 13S yards. rWe hit them with 'four full salvos,", Rynerson said, "and they quit firing. The next day our . planes saw the battleship' still be side the Island,' sometimes getting ' up .two or three-knot speed and . sometimes dead in the water. She finally went down, "cither sunk or scuttled - - Union : Lt3aqero ( Are ; Selecteidi : v - GERVAIS The Farmers tmioa- met Monday - night at the high school auditorium. On the pro gram were numbers by the grade pupils, announced by Nancr Uhr- ;" save. pnfi , report on the. program of theNa- -tional Fsrmera union for , 1843. Robert -Harper reported on " the AAA election and said that Jan uary 12 had ' been designated as National Farmers day. W. E. Bar- nett reoorted - the net inmm nf the National Farmers union and amounts ' contributed by co-ops. '. A. D. Folker reported on agricul ture in general. Others spoke and . many points of interest to the members were brought out. ' Election 'of officers resulted as - follows: D. L. St John, presi dent: vice-president. W. E. Bar-. n e 1 1; 'secretary - treasurer, Mrs. J. B. Brown; executive board, W, Heilman and Fred Manning; con ductor, John Banick; doorkeeper,, Mr. McKay; publicity secretary, Mrs. D. L. St John. The election of a junior . secretary was held ' over ; till the f January meeting. ' Mrs. C . L. Jnreensen. chairman' of the social hour committee, was assisted by Mrs. Fred Manning, Mrs. Frank Holoubek and Mrs. . L. J. Uhrhammer. i GERVAIS The" election of of ficers for 1943 for the county AAA ! resulted in Robert Harper, B. J. J. Miller and M. B. Lucas, being se lected committeemen and Wesley Keppinger and Peter Jensen, al ternates. . v,., r, .; . . . . ; .. ,Cior'Hour3 C:C3 A. M. to - G:C3 P. M. Every Day