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troa Here and There
) Special to Tho Ktatetmaa
WEW YORK ! Oner upon a
time when things i didn't please
C about all you could do -wai
iwk, petition congress or write
a. letter to the editor.
Now you always have the last
retort of picketing. And don't
think people aren't availing them
selves ox the opportunity
An 11-year-old Muskegon,
Mich-, boy picketed his home to
get a raise in allowance. . . . Some
Richmond, Va swains picketed a
newspaper lovelorn editor be
cause she advised the girls to be
chary of their kisses. ... And
some. Muskegon Heights, Mich-
kids picketed to be allowed to
go to a certain school!
- In the course -of the foreign
jwllcy debate, an Alabama con-
I; gressman picketed pickets who
. were picketing the White house
and also peeled potatoes. ...
A Santa Monica, Calif man. In
vited to a a. m. wedding,
picketed the reception with a
nightgown, lighted candle and
sign: "fi a. m. weddings are un
fair" . . . And daring a munici
pal controversy In Montebello,
Calif about judges' salaries,
two pickets appeared outside the
courthouse with signs: "Do not
recognise this Justice court it
Is unfair to the judge!" . . .
The picketing business is get
ting quite streamlined. Out in
Los Angeles, business got so good
that a union, wanting some pick
ets, had to apply to the county
.- employment agency. . . . Some
New York pickets fitted out their
signs with lights for picketing at
night. . .-. And some sand and
gravel company pickets in Se-
- at tie, and some beach restaurant j
pickets in New York, did their
picketing in boats. !
Have you got a spare subma
rine in case we want to picket
any mermaids.
i Some pickets try to look mad,
but it isn't as rrim a business
as you might think. Some New
York restaurant pickets cele
brated their 1000th day of
marching with a birthday cake.
. Some San Francisco pickets,
patoling a hotel fashion show,
stared their own picket-line
fashion show. . . . And a Kan
sas City 'woman who picketed
a jewelry store , for three solid
years developed :a beautiful
friendship with the store pro
prietor until one day when
she was late, he called up the
union and squealed on her. . . .
Some pickets even get so car
ried away with their work they
forget what they're; there for. A i
Memphis department store picket
broke out of line, during a down
pour, to escort 'a woman customer
into the store with his umbrella.
Minnesota's' "healthiest girT
was In the hospital with the
flu . . . and In Oconomowoc, a
sound truck broadcasting about
safety was pinched for speeding-
. . . :
In the Yatesvflle, Pa., elections,
four husbands competed for of
fice with their four wives . .
and in New York, a politician's
wife bought radio time to reply
to a speech her husband made . .
The Kansas City fire depart
ment got a distress call: "My
lawnmower's on fire! . . . and the
Des Moines fire department was
called to give artificial respira
tion to a monkey that had acci
dentally hanged himself . . .
In San Francisco, an opera
singer dislocated her shoulder . .
and in Hollywood,' a Hawaiian
dancer dislocated her hip doing
-; the hula ...
An "Uncle Tom's Cabin" com
pany in Joplin, Mo got sty
mied because the bloodhounds
1 became friendly with Eliza and
- wouldn't i chase her across the
' ", Ice . . . and an 1880 love scene
: n a Hollywood set was ruined
t when the heroine's bustle
creaked
In Hugo, Okla., a 101-year-old
man got a license to marry a 22-year-old
girl . . . and just after a
Stillwater, Okla., man applied for
marriage license, his grandfath
er came in and got one too . . .
Puzzle of the week: . . . a
South Bend, Ind., woman got a
divorce from her, husband, her
father-in-law. and her step-fath
er, all at the same time ... (if
you can't figure out how that
could happen, send! in any box
top and we ll tell you) ...
'Champ pedestrian of all time:
. . . . John Hancock of Wichita,
Kas. crossing the: street, he
was hit by four cars In, rapid
accession and suffered only
:- braises . . . . '
At Burbank, Calif a seagull
knocked down an airplane ... In
Buffalo, police recovered a stolen
car three hours before it was re
ported : stolen .i !. A tornado
nifVon lm i check off a desk in
Kansas City and dropped It in a
8ture in Mendota. Mo- ZOO
r - : -. - - . .
miles awav . . . i
And at Jola. Kas J the judge at
- a bootlegging trial had to order a
new .trial because some of the
jurors sampled the evidence . .
Oh, Sam! '
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Dr.?.TXam, N.O. Df.CLChaa, NJJ.
: i DR. CHAN LAM
- Chinese Medietas Co.
i til Nsrtli Libert
riwUlr Fartfand seiml Bee. f
Office op Tieidij ma Kturtf.y
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Consultation, Blood pressor and
arias tests art ires oi t .
21 Years la Bnsiaess
Just Like Grandmother. Used to Bakrf .
Burnt Sugcr-
CAKES
2-layer lc
Round
Luscious, smooth-textured
cake topped with burnt
sugar icing. Made from fin
est cake flour, fresh select
ad eras and 5th Avenue
Wheat Germ butter. Serves 12 to 14.
DREAD
d Ac Pi-lb.
Loaf 1U He
Delicious white bread
with added wheat
girm. Rich in vitamins
, and G. Makes
tempting sandwiches
or toast.
HOIIEY CRUNCH COFFEE CAKE
Serves 4 to 6 generous portions.
Ideal breakfast treat
Prepared Bread Dressing, ready for instant use, lie pkf.
Fred kttytr Bahtry JmUm
150
ea.
Mild Trip Cheoso
DtlightfuUy X nuld fA
ohoddar. Fino for JLjQ
eooklnc or io . .
ttM. SQco for aandwlchea.
Vlntago Spread Choose, 85e lb.
Fully agtd, nippy ehtsto.
8preads wurily.
Dsotoh Banqaot Cheoso, 88c sV.
lieUow, disuncUvely flavored.
Wlaeonalm Sharp Choow, 41e .
Snappy cheese, fully rlpentd.
Brookfleld Old Cheddar CheeM,
7-o. pkg. STe
MUow, fully riptntd hM.
Grand flavor.
Frod Meyer
Kirchen-Frttk Slendol
Non-fatttniBg. Bulk Zf Jf
A tangy salad Qt, t3& T
4rssing mads wljh mineral. oiL
For thtiZraduatt . Giv 6th Avenue Chocolates!
i 2-Lb. Box Fifth Avtnuc
Miniature
Chocolates
With Graduation land
U
Choice assortment of butter
creams, chews, nuts, cordials, and many other delightful
pieces hand-dipped in rich chocolate!
Reg. 25c Lb.
Dollar Mints
ft 4 . trjffj
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v ' Is
fcj' ' iff
L If
17'u
3 Lbs.
49c
MALTED
MILK BALLS
Creamy peppermint centers, soft
and white, hand-dipped in rich
dark chocolate. Delicious after-
dinner candy. Or melt them foi
a luscious ice-cream topping!
MILK r 1bs
NTJT CHEW'S 9Wlb. 45c
Delicious butter-flavored cara
mel-nut centers dipped in rich
chocolate. Keep some lot
guests!
Fancy Whole Salted Cashew Nuts, 55c Lb.
19c
2 lbs.
lb. 35c
Crisp, crunchy malted milk
balls, dipped in rich dark choc
olate. Rich In food energy.
Candy Section - Drug Building
Loaded with rich food energy.
Smooth, even-spreading.
Kariched Peanut Butter
Hooey Crasc, bulk, t-iba. J W
Jmmbo PoUsk SaMuago,.
Spicy, sausage, family AJW
ivory and delicious!
ritted Blpe OUveo Pint n
Meaty ripe olives; pits aOG
removed. Luscious mouthfuls!
LIBERT1
Head Cheeoe, U pee, lb. i A
Savory and delicious IOC
made the old-fashioned way!
SpUt Sweet Pickles pint 4 r
Crisp and appetising- 1 9C
fine with sandwiches or cold
meats.
Swift's Chili Bricks, ea. nr
Delightfully seasoned vWW
chili in convenient
form really spicy.
Fred Meyer
Delicatessen Section
Fred Meyer Fresh Whipt
Heal Salad Dressing
Bulk OO Pinr
Quart 33 20c
Tangy mayonnaise-type dressing
Apricot Pineapple
Preserves
lbs.
Pure fruit; preserves
with hot biscuits.
29c
- ideal
Delicatessen Section
Fred Meyer
100 Pure
Vegetable pil
$45
Bulk
Gallon
Quart
45e
12-OX.
Carton
Serve Garden-Fresh Frosted Foods!
Fresh-Frosted Whole
MARSHALL STRAWBERRIES
19c
Fresh-Frosted Frigifoed
Fancy Sweet Peas
Plus Deposit
Absolutely pure vegetable oil
that mixes perfectly with other
dressing ingredients.
As fresh as the day they were
picked! . . All the bright green
color and sweet flavor of the
fresh garden peas, preserved by
the miracle of quick-frosting!
Delicatessen Section
Plump and juicy. l-lb
. . . S w e e t e ned Ctn.
whole strawber
ries for a winter treat Just de
frost and serve.
Fresh-Frosted
Oregon Raspberries
aa.'ra. 2ic
ries, sweetened. For delicious
cobbler or pies.
5 '' AtovK.-
Chops
Iloasis
Young Pig Pork
gLi dL
BABY BEEF UVEB,lb.230
Fancy Sugar Cured Back
BAC0I1 By the Piece, lb.
Jumbo Size
BLOATERS
each W
Sherry and Brandy I Flavored tfl 1 lC
I.pCE HEAT lb.
BOIIELESS CODFISH lb. 29 (t
Genuine Steer Beef! Hearts
or T01IGDES
; pi
Pork
i r
LARD
14l20
Lb.
SPARERIBS
Young Pig Oa
Pork lh.CmZS
Frankfurls
150
Liverwurst or
Bologna Lb.
KMIPFEn'S
"BETTER HEATS
In Fred Meyer Food Section
"- "sSssw.
Tins C) D0.5 Base of 24. : f
Colorful, rich-flavored beet slcesloaded with naurishment and
natural food energy.;. . . Theyre & grand hot dinner dish for chilly
winter days each No. 2 tin serves 4 persona! Serve them tonight
with hot drawn butter! J j j I
Princt Brand Diced Beets in Duraglas, No. 303 Size
Choko young cubed beets, their garden-fresh flavor sealed - far
la sparkling Duraglas containers. Fine for salads, or as a ii v w. iwr
hot dinner dish. 1 cups la each No. 105 glass Jar. '
Prince Brand Whole Beets in Duraglas, No. 303
Small whole beets, young, tender and especially 3 Cc 6 for
rich-flavored. Packed with nutritive values. 19 $9c
My-Te-Fint Shoestring Beets or Carrots, No. 2
Colorful, evenly-shredded beets or oarnots for
tempting salads. Full-flavored and nourishing.
At AM twU May rary Sttm
9 c$i.05 Doz.
$2.05 cs. 24
My-Te-Flne Elbtrta ;
Freestone Ptachti
Ne.2Vi A f 6 for
IU $1.
Cam
1.01
H. O. Oats
Quick r Regular
3 1b. 00
; Fred Meyer
Bulk Black Pepper
li 15e
FRED MEYER BROWN SUGAR, 3-pound cello package, IbV
MY-TE-FINE DICED CAHROTS and PEAS, No. 2 cans, lie; 665c
TEXAS TIP UNSWEETENED GRAPEFRUIT JUICE, 46-oz. J8c
MY-TE-FINE FRYING SIZE OYSTERS, picnic tins, 12c; 3 for 35c
HARVEY BAKING CUPS, assorted colors, package of 85, 3 for 29c
R. W. ASSTD. CAKE DECORETTES IN SHAKERS, regular size, 10c
MY-TE-FJNE SALAD DRESSING IN JARS, may naise type, qts. 36c
MY-TE-FINE CHINESE NOODLES, Ig. strands, 1!pk 13c, 225c
FRENCH'S CELERY, ONION or GARLIC SALT, in shaker, 9c
CUDAHY'S HAMS, flavor-sealed in vacuum tins, 1 !2-lb. tins, 98c
MY-TE-FINE OREGON WHITE MEAT TUNA, for salads, Vzs. 29c
FRED MEYER DRIED APRICOTS, delightfully tart, 1 -lb. pkg. 21c
MY-TE-FINE NOiRUBBINC LIQUID WAX, for sh floors1 99c
Sperry Pancake and Waffle Flour, ready-mix, 10-lb. sk. 49 C
Knighls Tomalo cafsnp, 14-oz. bollle 15 C j
Hy-Te-Fine All Purpose Flour, 49-lb. sack $1.65
SHJIffanp WHITE SATIN, 100-pound sack, $5.87
PUJlMlm c & H PUBE CANE, 100-pound sack, $6.08
Brillo
Scouring
Pads
Box oi
12 dii
Soap-filled scouring: pads
to keep your kitchenware
sparkling: clean. Thriftily
priced. 4
Fred Meyer Grocery Section
.iJt I 3-ib
I rtrr i cn
Will
Spry
Shortening
66c
Super-smooth
mixes perfects !
LUX or
LIFEBUOY
Toilet Soap
Rat. Bars
2 for 13 c
Stock up now
at this eco
nomical price!
Frmd Mytr Cnetry Stctian
Rinso
pig. 22c
Quick, fast-an
lng suds!
Swan White
Floating Soap
AU-purpose laun-
drv or toiiei
soap.
Lux Flakes
Lge.
Pkg.
Harmless to
daintjMrtcs
22c
Wnd tity Crttry Stciil
S. and W.
Dooillon Cte
Chicken, Vegetable or Beef
3 for 250
Tins
of 5
D r i n k warming, nourishing
bouillon these chilly days so
easy to make from these con
centrated cubes.
Fred Meyer Grocery Section
Golden Wtit Cof fet
Drip or Rtgul.r
30'
l-U.
Can
2 Lbs.
57c
Mellow and fragrant consistently
finer coffee! . . Choice highland
grown coffee beans, skillfully
blended and roasted to peak flavor.
Try Golden West today!
Crescent Maptline
28'
2-oi.
Bottle
Rich mapls flavoring that ; won't
bake out. Economical because H's
concentrated.
FRUITS and VEGETABLES
Fresh, crisp,
California
KAIIPFER'S i j sldnncd, Juicy
Solid heads,
ideal lor salads
HOTS H 3t
hnn.
Ci his. dj2) h I z'Tfiiffisffl
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FREE Tumbler
With Each Pound
of Swift's All
Sweet
MARGARINE
l -U). oO 2 Lbl-
Pkg. & 43c
8tart a set of thrse star-studded
crystal tumblers. FREE
with All Sweet Margarine!
Libby's
Vienna Sausage
Spicy 1 i tt 1 a S: t f 4 3 for
sausages. They're cans
ready-cooked.
21e
Libby'g Spaghetti
and Meat Balls
Tender Spaghet- No. t
tl with hearty Cans IOW 31c
meai-Daii cnunks In tomato sauce.
Just heat and eat.
41-2 for
U.S.IIo. 1
Rnssei
OSAQG
Jnnho Ilavels, ihin
; Fifth Avenue
1 COFFEE
, la Ttn - lb
i27c53c
fragrant highland coffees, rich
ly ' blended. R.e.LJ.y. no e.llow
ty blended. ReaUy mellow and
satisfying!
Xy-Te-Ftn b. 0)s 2 n
CoffM pVg. eldW 45e
My-Te-Fln Orange Fekoa "TC
Te Bags Pkg. KM
jlfrad MrT Crr; IitflM ;
illeg. 5c Ice Cjcam Bar
. With Purchase 1 Quart Fifth Avenue Ice Cream
Healthful, delicious 5th Ave; Ice Cream nd a
5c rSaBtoi cream bar all f or 25c a t delight-Both Sim
ful toeat for the kiddies m well as a delicious, f V b fl
vUaSn-loaded dessert. Choose from over Ior
ten tempting flavorst ' " '-
ORANGE of PINEAPPLE TRUE 4Qr QU IOC
FRUIT SHERBETS t
! Your Ice Cram PACKED FREE IN FROST AIRE Dry Ice . . .
Keepi 1 to 4 Hours!
Delicatessen ana uma7oecuB
Eash!
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for Wainnl -and
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Bakery-fresh cookie' treats
the kiddles lor! j Crisp
brown Jackets filled with
luscious fig Jam. They're
xtra-dsllclous "and se
wholesome your young
ttsr can oat all be wanUi
Keep a handy supply about
the house for tween-meal
' snacks.
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