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Th OREGON STATESMAN. Sclera. Oregon. Sunday Morning. November 2. 194)
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-II old man Diogenes is still on
the prowl with that lamp looking
for I an honest man, he will find
a couple in today's Dizzy Digest
roundup of rugged Individualists.
An unidentified Oakland, Calif,
man: A former Kansas, state em
ploye, he sent back $10 to pay for
office stationery he had used for
personal correspondence;
: A Kansas farmer: He sent the
state 30 cents to pay for untaxed
farta gasoline which he had used
forjipleasure driving;
CWhafs the matter with Kan
sas! Well, it lsnt people beine
casual about" misapplication of
lunds, anyway . . . )
Sow in the state of Washington,
en' the other hand
I An unidentified Tacoman: He
swiped , the fountain pen desk
set from the marriage license
bureau, then returned it with a
ntttt: "My marriage flopped.
Ill take It again when I write
out my next marriage license."
Another trend in the unconven
tictjnal conduct sweepstakes is a
strange aifection of Uncle Sam's
ne& soldiers for taxicabs, as fol
lows: Five Fort Bragg, N.C., soldiers:
They spent a month's pay to char
ted a taxi for a trip home to Penn
sylvania; -A thirtt army soldier: When he
captured six prisoners during the
wajr! games, he chartered a taxi
at his expense to take them the
12 1 miles back to headquarters;
Klore soldier-iana: ,
private Carlton Krause: He
sp?nt seven months at Camp
Walters, Texas, before going to
the resort town of Miner Wells,
thfee miles away;
jStt. Peter Schwab of Fori
Warren, Why.? He converted is
.37mm. cannon into an anti
tank gun with parts from three
tracks, a. Junked tractor v and a!
read scraper.
Hither and thither
Joe Miller of Gresham, Ore.;
Hej won a grange jelly-making
contest in which his wife placed
seojond;
Albert Nino Jof Philadelphia:
Hejj punched a punching big for
eight and a half hours, claiming
a world endurance record?!
Frank Lisle of Dixon, Neb.: Af
ter, living for 50 years on the same
farm, he decided to move; j
And last but not least
Jourdain Demuth of Pembroke,
N.T.: A bee-keeper, he said he
likpd to get stung, because "it
makes me sleep well."
Oh, Sam! . . . "
Services at
Church Told
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. Loewen Back Today at
Mennonite Church;
Many Visit
WEST SALEM Rev. A. A Lo
ewen will , again be in charge of
services at; the Mennonite Breth
ren church Sunday. Alvin Balzer
will be the speaker at the young
people's fellowship hour. Visiting
at convalescent homes during the
afternoon will be Mr. and Mrs.
Clarence Loewen and Miss Martha
Fadenrecht ...".
Monday night the Eteri class of
girls and young women of the
church Will meet at the home of
Mrs. H. D. Hamm to hear a talk
by Miss Gertrude Vandermier of
Dallas. - !
Rev. Loewen ' announced that
Rev. Lloyd Anderio n of The
Dalles will be the guest speaker at
the church Tuesday night - -
Mr. and Mrs; Harry Bonney left
Thursday for Cheyenne, Wyo.
where they "will visit their daugh
ter for three weeks.
Mr. and ' Mrs. Carol" Green and
sons of Fpcatello; Ida., are guests
of Mr. and Mrs. Cecil Cupp. The
Greens have rented a house on
Franklin street and plan' to Uve
here permanently. - ," - ! ..
Mrs. Clarence Loewen and small
son, Bruce, returned from Toledo,
where they have been visiting
friends, ' JjJ
- Mr. and Mrs. Cecil Cupp are an
nouncing the birth of a .son, Gary
Monroe, Monday at a Salem hos
pital, ' .. ; . ; - I L
Mrs. Charles Carter was hon
ored with a party complimenting
her on her birthday anniversary
Friday afternoon. Mrs, G..E.
Hughes, -' Mrs. Lula Herman and
Mrs. H. C. Vliite were cchostess
es. Present ijwere Mrs. Charles Car
ter, Mrs. Ejva WoocVMrs.. Smith,
Mrs. J.' Wl Buncle,'' Mrs. William
Hess,! Mrs William Dart, Mrs.
Lula Fitts, iMrs. VL C White, Mrs.
G. EJ Hughes and Mrs. Lula Her
man.
The Laiirel Social Hour club
will have in all-day meeting
Tu.hm..,Mra.O.E.
Vosburgh. The time- will be spent
in sewing for the Red "Cross, and
a : potluck. dinner at - noon. '" Mrs.
Lillian Williams will have charge
of the program.1 "7?;?-
Red Cross Secretary
Tellg County Quota ,
DALLAS Mrs. Charles ; N. BflT
yeu, secretary of ; Polk - county
chapter, American Red " Cros&J
gave a report on work of the
chapter at a meeting here Tues
day. She told of the coming Red
Cross membership drive, Novem-J
ber 11 to November 27. Eight hun
dred and fifty : nine " rnembers
were enrolled last year. For 1942
the quota has been set at 15 per-j
cent of the population, which
would mean approximately 3000
members In the county. ' '
Jury Called
Tuesday
DALLAS The October term
Jury venire has been notified to
renort for service Tuesday morn
ing? and work of selecting a Jury
wi$ be undertaken when the cir
cuit court convenes at 9:30.
Dewey George Jackson of Grand
Rojpde will go on trial on a first
degre murder charge for the kill
ing? of Joe McCoy at Grand Ronde
nf September 3. Jackson will be
defended by Oscar Hayter and
Philip Mayter. District Attorney
Brijace Spaulding will prosecute
the? case. .
A suit for divorce was filed this
wejek by Ruth Weber against Ben
jamin Weber to whom she was
makried in Muscatve, Iowa, Jan
uafy 9, 1911. TheJplamtiff alleges
desertion (n Nbtaska in July,
1940, and aW charges that the
defendant is addicted to excessive
us of liquor and is abusive when
drunk. She asks custody of their
17-jyear-old daughter. Charles
Gregory is attorney for the plain-
Snikpoh Play
(last Named
last members for "Lady of Let
ters," to be presented December
5 ljy Snikpoh dramatic society at
SaSem . high school, were i an
nounced Saturday by Margaret
Burroughs, director. 1 f .
.tads are taken by Norma Jean
Neugent and Charles Lovall. Not
all of the playert have been cho
eif. fbut those already cast are
4 Roberta Paulvu, Pat Leary, Bill
Burns, bod Scott, Carl Ritchie
and Marion Horn.
Albany Railroad
i Urn Transferred
L ,,, -L ,-r,
. JWJ5ANY R. P. Jeffrey, who
has served as asent of the Oregon
Dctric , railway : here ; since the
iciui ui novua v. xteeves eariy
, last summer, has been transferred
to Bend where he will assume the
ffjee of general agent for the
Great Northern, SP & S and; Un
ion Pacific ' railway companies.
Succeedmg Jeffrey, Is R E. Hen
dcrschott, who is coming to Al
bany irom eastern (Washington.' .
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EAYTON Again Drytcrs wa
t.r r ; ly line-Is in utcd of re
I - v i-."' 't Mayor Carl Francis
r i V T'v'lcy.i city r marshal
( ! i' ' y,vater comrnission
tr." O J t' ays had elapsed
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