Sport Sparks By RON GEMMELL like all the rest of the football experts, the definition for any one of whom is "a baseball Writer with his vest on," we are proggroggy which is no more nor less than an all-Ameri-can contraction of the two words, prognosticate and groggy, and the latter in this instance has absolutely nothing to do with its derivative, grog. Well, at fcast not very much. Going Into this, the fourthO 1 weeK oi me current pigsain pru-. nosticatory season, a season which will from today until Dec. 5 par allel that of the migratory gam bird season xor Oregon, we nave posted a 61 percent correct are rage. With the season equally open on duek, geese, brant, coot, jacksnlpe and prognosticators, the law of averages, however Isn't worth the paper it has never bees written upon. It's just like the Einsteia theory or ordering a strawberry toda without any strawberry. Simple, Inexpensive and can be nsed an a receptacle for the old razor blades. ' ' Onthenose Greatest. Roscoe Q. Onthenose, without doubt the great prognosticates of mil times (be predicted the Roose velt landslide, the San Francisco landslide, the DiMaggio landslide, the slide rule and the slide trom bone), says in his book on the sub ject, entitled "Picking Them, by Ones, Twos and Up to Size :18s, that this profession is even more precarious than painting flag poles. Too never heard of a flag pole painter suffering the agon ies of the damned," (and here we are quoting directly from chapter four of Onthcnose's great masterpiece), "did you?" "You have never, have you, wit nessed a painter of flag poles on a Monday morning, writhing with pain at the sight of the no less than seven flag poles he had painted lily white on Saturday coming back to him, postage pre paid, a gaudy chartreuse?" In Onthenose'a day, 441 A. D., telephone 6060, flag pole painters weren't unionized and therefore could work on Saturdays, it is ex plained in the preface of his book. Football forecasts, both the yellow and pink ones, are given -three full chapters by Roscoe Q. indicating that after all he most have been a piker, for to day most any man of the street will give them at least eight. Ten Given, Gratis, Today we'll give them 10, gra tis, for- how can a man expect any bread to return If he doesn't first cast it upon the water? Of course. If yon don't like bread, this won't Interest you. It won't anyway, but: Down at Tillamook tonight, Where cheese in cheese. It'll be by Viking might The game Is won with ease. PS 19 to 0. Into Duckville Saturday Move the Spokane Zags But from this gridiron fray they'll only get the fags. PS 20 to 0. And np in old Seattle, - -. The Beavers go to battle "'( all. in vain. For the Husky It is time to be lucky. PS 13-7. A chewin' is a brewin' For the Missoula Montan's : When Grizzlies meet Uclans Down in LA's heat a-fumin'. PS 19 to 6. Asifor Mr. Hollingbery, : Who flipped Mr. Phelan, He'll encounter contrary Bear of Mr. Allison's clan. PS 14 to He's Not to Blame. ' We must, before this goes much farther, hasten to relieve Mr. On thenose of any responsibility. Con tinue, please. i , - Sunday in San. Francisco The St. Mary's Gaels Will gallop 'round El Bronco They seldom ever fall. PS 20 to 6. Llnfield's woozy Wildcats, As were New Deal shoats. Are deemed to die less vats When they meet Idaho's Coyotes. PS IS to 6. While: up in Walla Walla, It's s cinch, to be Specific, That Nlg's neophytes will falla Before little old Pacific. . PS 14 to O. Things will pop, won't lag, When down at Stockton "Pop" Warner meets Stagg, And downs him, too, I reckon. PS 19 to 7. And a j hopped-np band of TJte Will be layin' for the 8pd And Idaho will pay duty For a beatin' In the bad. ps 20 to a. 135 N. 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Howard Maple, on behalf of the association of which he Is presi dent, presented each member of the entire club with a gold soft ball. Both he and Dr. L. E. Bar rick, co-sponsor of the club, were profuse in their praise of the girls and their manager, Bob Keuscher. Other guests present included Marion E. "Gus" Moore, secretary-treasurer of the Salem as sociation, Mrs. Barrick, Mrs. Maple and Mrs. Ben Pade. Presented with gold softballs were: Manager Bob Keuscher, Batboy Buzzy Yocom, June Welch. Juanlta Moe, Rachel Yocom, Phyllis Gueffroy, Dorothy Moore, Barbara Kurtz, Madelyn Morgan, Mary Bennett, Evelyn Melson, Nellie Pearmine, Patty Carson, Alice Goffrier, Harriet Dunigan and Ruth Yocom. Grid EUGEXE, Ore., Oct. 19.-JPh-The University of Oregon will mix long, howitzer-like passes with short, ballet-like ones when they tangle with Gonzaga university here Saturday, it was indicated at today's practice session. Coach Tex Oliver said the Webfoot first string would start the game. CORVALLIS, Ore., Oct. 19.-UF) -Walt Jelsma, senior tackle, will Captain Oregon State college against the University of Wash ington football team Saturday at Seattle, it was announced by Coach Lon Stiner today. The Beavers, who held a two hour scrimmage yesterday, spent most of today smoothing their running and passing attacks. Trainer D. I. Allman said Vic Sears, regular left tackle who was injured in the Portland university game last week, probably would be able to start against the Huskies. SEATTLE, Oct. 19.-(P)-Washlngton's Huskies polished their football areial attack to day on the theory that what you can't go through you may be able to go over. The Huskies will face one of the most highly touted lines in the west in the clash with un defeated and untied Oregon State here Saturday, and their supporters don't predict any great yardage by the land route. Switching from long to short tosses, the Washington team began to click through the air against Washington State a week ago. Indications were that the Beavers would see a ahort range bombardment Saturday in the Huskies' at tempt to break Into the win column. McMINNVILLE, Ore., Oct. 19.-(JPj-E&Tl Gillis, co-captain and tackle, has recovered from an ankle injury and will be In the Llnfield college lineup here Saturday against the College of Idaho, Coach Wayne Ham said today. FOREST GROVE, Ore., Oct. ljVTwenty-five Pacific uni versity football players were en route tonight to Walla Walla, Wash., where they meet Whit man college in a Northwest conference game Friday night. HALLOWE'EN CANDIES FINEST QUALITY Orange & Black Brownies 18c Caltdy Corn 18c lb. 235e O. & B. Sunbeam Mix 18c 0. & B. Beans, lb. 15c O. & B. Gum Drops, lb. ..12c Fresh Stock - Delicioqg Candy Don't Bark! Use Schaefer's Throat & Lung Balsam The family-tested that really relieves. 50c 7$1.00 For Quickest Relief SCHAEFER'S RHEUMATISM REMEDY will straighten out those kinks. 89c Drops 10c y Football Here Are yon a football fan? You'll find The Statesman sports page the place to keep posted. PAGE SIXTEEN Warner Urges Rule Changes Five Recommendations to Aid Offensive Grid Play Given NEW YORK, Oct. 19 -()-Glenn S. "Pop" Warner, one of the "grand old men" of football and now associate coach at San Jose State, today urged five rules changes which he feels would aid the offense and make football a better game for the spectators. In a current magazine article, Warner recommends: A standardized defense, with no less than six men on the line of scrimmage when the ball is snapped; elimination of the second-half kickoff, putting the ball in play where it was at the end of the second quarter; passing allowed from anywhere behind the Hue of scrimmage, as in the pro game, instead of from .five yards behind the line; goal posts back on the goal line; adoption of a rule to keep all players five yards or three steps away from a punt receiver. "The football rules commit tee," says Warner, "have not been awake to a growing need for re forming the game. They have adopted a few half-baked rules, several of which are not enforce able, and most of which have be fuddled everyone connected with the game, not to mention the spectators. But they haven't add ed a rule in the past five or six years to dress up the game." Tillamook-Salem Grid Play Tonight 30-Man Squad Will Leave Here for Coast This Afternoon A 30-man squad of Vikings, almost three full teams, together with Coaches Harold Hauk and Garnie Cranor, will leave by bus at 2 o'clock this afternoon for Tillamook, where the local prep- pers will take on the Cheesemak- ers in the second iso rsame loop game of the year for the former. Hauk last night indicated one change in the starting lineup, and the possibility of a second. Bill Thompson will start at the left tackle slot instead of Bart ruff or Sholseth, and it Is pos sible Roland Cleveland may start at the left guard position instead of Ed "Ko-Ko" Yada. Yada was on the sick list yesterday and it depends upon his recovery wheth er or not he'll start. The starting eleven will prob ably be Traglio and Soliday at the wings, Butte and Thompson at tackles, Wadsworth and Yada at guards, Bob Boardman at the pivot post, Swingle at quarter, Waller and Shinn at halfbacks and Andrews at full. Others on the traveling roster Include: Ends Tandy, Pearmine and Mason; Tackles Sholseth. Bartruff, Irish and Biles; Guards Cleveland, Wilson, Olson and Hayes; Centers Gottfried. Heckes and Domogolla; Fullbacks Doer fler and Rush; Quarterback El aey, and Halfbacks Evans and Randall. Bees Work Hard WOODBURN The Woodburn Bees, playing In the Marion coun ty B league this year, have been working hard this week in prepa ration for their second league game Friday against Aumsvllle, defending champions. The Bull pups, who have played only one league game and two non-league games, have failed to win yet. Pacific is undefeated in confer ence play. MOSCOW, Idaho, Oct 19-(JP)-Admittedly optimistic over his team's chances against the rambl ing Utes, Coach Ted Bank bundled his 33-man University of Idaho traveling squad aboard a train this eveping for Boise and the Saturday game with the Uni versity of Utah. The coach said he probably would send Rudy Franklin and Rex Engelking. reserve halfbacks. into the starting lineuo on the basis of their fiery work In scrim mage this week. PEPSODENT 75c Antiseptic JJ9c 50c Tooth Powder 89c SOe IJq. Dent. . 89c 40c Tooth Paste 83c 60c Effervescent Sodium Phosphate Laxative 34c 50c Jean Nolan .Cosmetics 37c 75c Theatrical Cold Cream -for cleansing. 43c cough syrup g IP dD RON GEMMELLrr?ftor Salem, Oregon, Friday Morning, October 20, 1939 LINE CRUSHER JoA& um crashjaj& -ripe OF PUW IS W&& FftftJARP PASHA& IS TteORPeR.OP'OVS' OA Two Gentlemen of the old School To Match Strategy in College of Pacific -San Jose State Battle By RUSSELL NEWLAND STOCKTON, Calif., Oct. 19. (AP) Two fine old gents who were playing football when standard equipment includ ed a uniform resembling a strait-jacket, shin guards arid a walrus mustache, match gridiron strategy here tomorrow night in a game that has caught the fancy of the nation. It brings together College of the pacific and San Jose O State college and Amos Alonzo Braves Are Set For Second Win CHEMAW A The Chemawa Braves ,wlll be out for their second victory in a row Friday afternoon when they entertain the Hopsters from Independence. The Braves, midgets of the WVI league, will be out to prove that their 50 to 0 victory over Dallas was no fluke. Independ ence also won last week, beating Monmouth, 18 to 7. Last year, the two teams played a 6 to 6 tie at Independence. Coach Gastineau announced that the team will be at full strength with one exception, Harold Joseph, right end, who injured a shoulder In Wednes day's practice session. The probable starting lineun: Alfred Smith, left end: Steve Hall, left tackle; Stanley Wilder, left guard; Mason TwoCrows, center; Robert Gunnier, right guard; Francis Berger, right tackle; Stanley Williams, right end; Arthur VanPelt or Forrest Norton, quarter; Alfred Clark and Dan Pablo, halfbacks, and Sammy Danzuka, fallback. Joe Louis Will Appear In two Exhibition Bouts CHICAGO, Oct. lS.HTV-John Rosborough, co-manager of Hea vyweight Champion Joe Louis, said today the champion would ap pear in exhibition bouts Oct. 27 at Flint, Mich., and Oct. 30 at Rich mond, Ind. Other exhibition matches in sev eral western cities, Roxborough said, have been tentatively can celed until he can confer with Mike Jacobs, New York promoter, who has Louis under contract for title matches. $1.00 Creosoted Emulsion Cough Syrup Ingersol Swagger Wrist Watch $2.39 Fully guaranteed Schaefer's Corn Remedy Keuer or your money refunded. S1JSO Hot Water Bottle or FOUNTAIN SYRINGE 09c IK TT By Jack Sords Stagg and Glenn Scobey Warner, otherwise known as "Pop." It's Stagg's 50th year as a coach, War ner's 46 th. They face each other from op posite sidelines for the first time in 32 years. Stagg, 77 years old, guides the destiny of Pacific's Ti gers. Warner, 68 years old, is as sociate coach at San Jose. In their only other meetings as rival mentors Stagg was at Chica go; Warner at Carlisle. Warner's team won in an 18 to 4 upset. Pacific versus San Jose pits the slippery flankers and man in mo tion plays of Stagg against the double wing back reverses made famous by Warner. Lincoln 7, Commerce 0 PORTLAND, Oct. 19.-(PV-A 48- yard touchdown pass gave Lincoln a 7 to 0 victory over Commerce high today In a Portland lnter- scholastic league football game. The score came in the first quar ter. The victory was Lincoln's first in league play. Tito 347 Stale MEAT DEPARTMENT Fancy Beef RoasI, lb. . . .100 ff fiH ! eetlol u. ni jm i 11 mom Steaks u-. . lac m 1 T7TI - Young and Tender &m loast u. . . . IP rk Steaks ib.Le.aB . . m ; Liver Pore Lard Snow White - Take Salt Pork, lb. Lean Side Pork Dill Picldes, large, crisp, each 1 0 Bacon Back, lb. : : ; : 140 Skinned Hams, lb. '. : : '. 220 Pre-Cooked, No Waste Pore Ground Beef, 2 lbs. No Water Pork Sausage, 2 lis. : : It's Delicious - Try It ToucKdotcni In sport news coverage are scored every day by The Oregon Statesman's sports reporting. Bearkittens to Meet Astoria First and Last Game of Season Against Fishermen i Sixteen Bearkittens, in charge of Coach George Sirnio, move in to Astoria tonight for their first and last game of the season. ! The 'Kittens play Astoria high, where Tootle Becken, ex-teammate of Sirnio's and one of Wil lamette's all-time great guards, is assistant coach. It's a heavy team he sends against the Fishermen, but just .what it will do on the football field is a mystery as yet to Coach Sirnio. The forward wall will boast away over 200 pounds to the man, with End Ralph Farmer, at 230, and Tackle Thor Pres ton, at 225, the heaviest. ' Sirnio said yesterday his start ing line would probably be: Ralph Farmer, 230, Montana, and Oscar Paulson, 190, former Viking tackle, at ends; either Earl Rob erts, 220, Toledo, or George Con stable, 195, Illinois, at left tackle; either Thor Preston, 225, Toledo, or Paul Cookingham, 195, New- berg, at right tackle; Ed Gott fried, 195, Salem, and Gene Bart lett, 195, Myrtle Point, at guards; and Andy Rogers, 200, CleElum, Wash., at center. In the backfield he will have Jim uurgess, 180-pound young ster from Toledo who is certain to see varsity play before the season is out, at the tailback spot; Don Sculati, 185, Ballard high of Seattle, at quarter; Jim Krietz, 175, at right half; and Bob Lindstrom, 180, Salem, at full back. Others making the trip and certain to see service include Backs Bill Hughes, 175, Baker; Bob Bonney, 165, Tillamook; and Rierson, 160, Camas. Headman Spec Keene said this game would be the one and only for the freshmen. Following it the 'Kittens will either move up to the varsity or be dropped from football. Four Remain in Tennis Tourney Four boys, Warren Carkin, Bob Marr, Bob East and Warren Downs, have advanced Into the semi-final round of Salem high's fall tennis tourney, it was re vealed yesterday by Coach Wes Roeder. The tournament, which has been in progress for two weeks, is for the purpose of establish ing the ranks of players for next spring's ladder. The meet was entered by 20 boys. Albany Golfer Winner Of Silverton Tourney SILVERTON Jim Jenks of Albany won the Silverton Golf club's blind bogey tourney. John Chalfan took low net honor and Wesley Williams was winner of high net prize. The season was completed Sun day. During the. past year, J. A. Werle, now of Portland, has been in charge of social events, and Wesley Williams served as chair man of the tournament commit tee. C. Lonney is club president and E. O. Adams Is secretary-treasurer. 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Both tilts are billed for 3:45 p. m. The Leslies, who established themselves as the favorite by tramping on the Greens, 25-0, last week, are also expected to have an edge over the Reds today, de spite the fact the Reds romped to two touchdowns to defeat Par rish, 13-0, last week. Salemites Discuss Winter Golf Idea Organization of a winter golf league to keep interest in the cow pasture game alive during the off-season, is being discussed by members of the Salem Golf club. The tentative plan involves a league of two-man teams which would play a round robin, match play best ball or first-and-second ball, possibly on a handicap basis. More detailed plans may be ready for announcement soon. Several years ago a four-team league was operated with some success but interest was limited because It was conducted on a medal play basis. XXUnilY! Only a Oil. YOUR OBEGOMAII SUBSCRIPTION dazing monlh of October BY r.IAIL ONE YEAR DAILY and SUNDAY DAILY ONLY . 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Enclosed find t- cover the subscription Price Name , , Aiirtst City mnd State DaJIy-Sanday Pally Paly HENRY 474 Ferry St. Bulabagas and Parsnips 4 lbs. . 9c ft Baskeft Celery Bleached 5c Bunch 1c S2l0 iulfer GradeA 33C IPeanul ialley H2g 19c GalSlip High Qnalifr, pe, Bolile 9C Gascade EoBee 2 u,,. . 25c Brooms Igflia 19c floilel ffissiie 4rolls 15c Golden West Coffee, lb. . . .25c of Salem, the Takenas of Albany, the East Linn club of Lebanon, and Eugenes' two clubs, the Ob sidians and Ski Laufers. Plans of the lodge, shown hero yesterday by Otto Bowman, presi dent of the Salem Chemeketan?, and which will be on display at the chamber of commerce, show it to be a two-story building con structed of native stone and tim ber, heavily storm-proofed and capable of housing 40 people. The building is 73 feet long and 35 feet wide, set facing the south toward the highway. The first floor, a semi-basement, con tains the men's and womens' dor mitories, lockers, shower rooms, lavatories and a furnace room. A 30x40 lounge and dining room is on the upstairs floor, together with a kitchen, storage room and caretakers' quarters. In charge of construction of the lodge are Supervisor J. R. Bruck ert, Assistant Supervisor R. A. Elliott and R. C. Burgess, Cas cadia district ranger, all of the forest service. Representing Sa lem's two clubs are Bob Kendell, of the Chemeketans, and Bob White of the Santiam Ski club. Sunday morning representa tives of the six Willamette valley clubs are scheduled to meet at the lodge to further study pro grams of operation for the lodge proper and to study means of pro viding equipment and furniture for it. It will be, up to the clubs, which ultimately plan orKanizing into the "Willamtte Valley Re creational council," to raise funds with which to equip and furnish the lodge, Bowman said yester day. It Is the desire of the forest service that the lodge be operated as near actual cost as possible, to be a non-profit sharing organiza tion. In this respect it is hoped it will be different from Timber line lodge. A ski lift is planned for the Hoodoo bowl this winter, so that Willamette valley skiers will have at their disposal almost the same advantages on the Santiam as they now have on Mt. Hood. Few More Days I Bargain Price $10.00 6.00 4.50 Regular $11.50 . 7.00 5.00 Sarin f $1.50 1.00 .50 Favorite Newspaper aa to for one vrar. M Saadmy Only MEYER Phone 6622 Phone 6713 Cabbage Solid, tender. Pound . . . Ic yv yffrtTKIEKPMP OFFER u DI5C FROM A CAN OF SPRY SPRY 530