f i 1 . ..- tAGK SIX. rh OREU ON STATESMAN, Salem Oregon Friday Morning, July 29, " Hzrvest Time in the Far East ..... - w . "! rAa Facor Sv-avt Us; No Feat Shall A tee" Fro FtrsV Statesman. March 18. llil CHARLES ArSraACUB Editor mnd ihiblisker. K TH B STATESMAN PUBLISH ING CO. Charles A Sprague. free- - - !-Sheldon f . Sachett. eey. lirnbrr of the The Jiwii HH ! rclurrlj uiniea t tKM f U ttUm paprfc '..." Some One Must Jwork , With all the'effort being made for social Mcurity one fact seem to be overlooked i some one must work. Some one must chop wood and' difir coal. Some one must plow, fields ana harvest wheat. Some one must pound a typewriter or a llo type. Some one must launder the clothes. Some one must lay bricks. Some one must string wire and plug telephone con nections. Some one must weave cloth, and some one must make it into clothing. Some one must wash dishes, deliver mail, pump gasoline. vv:v;J :--,;''-'H?1-;l;;-:.v-"' '''-''i. There isno form of annuity insurance, no iopu sions, no form of relief, no form of inheritance wmcn wiu u . empt society from labor if it wants to survive and if it wants to maintain a hifrh level, of so-called civilization. A few escape work through inheriting great wealth. Some may dodge work by being willing to accept the dole. Some may depend on rel atives and get along without labor But for the vast major ity of men and women work is their lot. Ana mat, oe it u"uc" roni i nn AiscrriLfie nd within reasonable limits no hard- ship at all. It isa blessing, an ative talents.- - - I ' Let no form of social security minimize the digmty and lotton fh Tiwpssifv sf honoVable toil no matter what the va riety. There is no method of erdemain which will remove banknotes; rind if banknotes newsprint we cannot eat with them. ; j The end of the depression will not come by inflation or by some fantastic scheme of financing and playing tricks ' with credit. It will come when the great body of employables are at work on productive jobs, and when the iruits oi tneir labors can pasa freely into consumption.! Too many folk are trying to lift themselves and the world out of the trough by tugging at bootstraps. They overlook the simple truth that someone most everyone must work, j ' j Distribution of' Public Funds Ait the meetincr of countv Albany this week one of the items considered was the pres sure of relief on county treasuries. It was remarked that in many counties larger relief loads were assumed at the ex .. pense of highway improvement. That is exactly what has hap- v pened an Alanon county. When into effect the county's budget the expense of highway work, this meant or. course mat men who had depended on county road work for a living were out their employment. Maybe some of them were forced on relief , or leftMestitute. ' i One thing which must be guarded against is robbing Pe- ter to pay Faulv The aged must he carea lor, dui ii provision for old; age pensions means to rob an equal number of others of their living there is no social gain, just a transfer of bene fits. Xbis may be illustrated in the case of 'Colorado which adopted a pension program of $45 a month and imposed new taxes io provide the amount. What has happened is that now the monthly pensions are down to $34, but to provide that the dole to reliefers was reduced to an average of $3.8 in July, not counting commodities. The aged are better off, but the rest of the poor people are worse off. What is needed is a balanced program in which there will be as fair and equitable a division of available funds as possibfegiving proper !are to the aged and the destitute, and at the same time endeavoring to keep up needed nignway work not only for the benefits which are derived from good roads but also to give emoloyment to those accustomed to de pend on this class of work. Telegram to . In his usual quiet, unperturbed manner he came into the editor s office the other day, with a casual remark about "What do you think of this 7 "What is it," we replied, "a the yellow message from the envelope. "It's the next thing to ,vi," we exclaimed after reading The message was one to D. umnist, inviting him to New , -i m r 1 ana ic was tne oage oi aiem nimseu wno Drougnt n m. . "Of course you're going," we announced as the Sage waited with some show of bewilderment. Maybe it seemed like a dream to him and he was waiting for us to shock him back to reality. At least the Sage behaved fully like the phil osopher he is, without excitement, without show of elation, and with a characteristic humility which make folk love him. Of course the Sage is going, back to the New York he left in 1898 ; only it will not be the same New York. J We told him to go just as he is, just plain homespun. In - the role of country editor turned philosopher .he should cre ate a real sensation in New York. There is none like him since old Ed Howe passed from the scene. His seamed, face illuminated by two bright and kindly brown eyes, his ! sub dued but cheery little chuckle: he need not worry about his reception in New York. Salem will give him a good send-off, and a cordial welcome home again. . , . ' I ' 1 . ' " : : Marketing and Education ; The state board of higher education at its meeting in Eu-1 eene thU wk adopted ajropo-aJ. markebnjr in the state system of 1 ably this Is to follow out a recommendation in the fine report on the subject of marketing made - by Chancellor-emeritus, W. J. Kerr. Dr. Kerr's exnloration of the subject was exhaust- ive ana vaiuaDie. nowever me otaiesman disagrees wmi nis cascades and the Sierra NeVadas. conclusion that -the state system of higher education should took the lead in making a state : take on this loadj," ' ; , ! out of California, twlth Peter ,H "The higher-educationar institutions1 have all they ; can Burnett its first governor, and carry now to take care of the university, college, normal 111 breaking the newly fledged schools,' experiment stations and extensionivisions. They ?nwflthu mell fto are cramped seriously or funds as it is. Hence it is amistake Jift -iESfSt SXrSZ'SSSi ' to assume another function which will cost money, money i This was the beginning ef ure which is now badly needed in support of functions already be- gon's motherhood of states in au ing carried by the state system of higher education.. , the T8' nd rich section draining .. . It mav rw t hat n Hfvisinn of .by the state, but that decision should be made by the legisla ture, with proper appropriation for its support, rather than by the state board of higher education, j , .. ". Courthouse Quiescent There is no indication that sentiment: in the county has changed so that the voters would authorize construction of a new courthouse at this time, even with PWA assistance. Such a proposition was voted down when the i election was held some months asro, although it is true that at that time PWA heln was not in stent. It is possible that at a general election the construction would be voted if Salem put on a thorough! And wlth st came jasoa Lee. At with wmiam? inquired Dr. Whit campaign and went out aggressively to put the thing over. lero-SSSi wlthnd?1. hSIL 2! SlVm Eut that might antagonize people in the country and do Salem 7 ot oTZr more harm than good. Indians might swoop down and MI am sending him , to Scot- We hope to see a new courthouse built, and realize that capture the caravan. But they land to atndy medicine. Thomas, the present one is inadequate and a fire-risk. But it appears .not the trader is the in- why don't yon educate the boy wise now to let the matter rest. We need not worry about la1 rS'S'Lt niTti , , i . mm -rrvr -n i rjf . out, nowever, with a loaded gun. Yankee education,: make an r.TA help. May De in 1940 FDR Will put UP 75 per cent Of the The brigade wound up the oli American of him cost of a courthouse for US. if he 13 running for a third term. I trail to Whitman's. In two years (Concluded tomorrow.) Awruira rrew or poWlrtk- outlet for energies, and for cre money tinkering or finance leg- the neea or worK. we camrov i become as abundant as pieces of judges and commissioners in tne oia age pension iaw went was actually decreased, at i the Sage handed) the writer a telegram movie contract?" as we drew it. I H. Talmadge, Statesman col York for a radio performance, A 1 1 l A. 2 A, for addij dhrisipn of higher education. Presum- f i m 1 iL t. - markftino" shnnld lv iTPfltH , Bits for Breakfast By R. J. H&NDR1CKS Capt. Thomas McKay's 7-25-18 estate 'was probated In Marion county: It was one ' ; of the first ia oar history: . 1 (Continuing from yesterday: ) The Bancroft Oregon History, vol ane 1, has, beginning on page 701, this paragraph: . - ' ; "On French prairie a company was. raised by Thomas McKay, among th Caaadlans, which ac tion on the part oX this noted In dian fighter gave great satisfac tion, not only on- account of his reputation as a warrior, but as an indication of the course which would be taken by the halt-breed population ja the event of .a. pro tracted -war with the natives. "A flag : was designed Tor and pr sented to Captain McKay, emble matic ot the provisional govern ment, bearing a . lone star : and . a number of stripes. He presented it to his company. with this brief address: "This 'is the flag yon are ex pected to defend, and you must defend it " . ' V V -; 1. .J ) Quoting Bancroft further: "Grim describes McKay as mount ed and riding along the road ha ranguing the French half-breeds in Chinook.' In an hoar's time he had 3i . men in his company," That waB John W." Grim, of the IS47 Immigration, noted' early .Oregon pioneer. . ; :.l ; : ; His first lieutenant was Charles McKay, of. the. Red River valley immigration of 1841.' Edward Dupuy was orderly sergeant, and George Montour, Baptiste Dorion, Darict Crawford and Gideon Pion duty sergeants. : m Montour, as has been indicated in this series, was father-in-law to Capt. McKay, i Baptiste Dorion was a son of the famous Marie Iowa Dorion, the Sacagawea plus of the ABtor overlanders : under Wilson Price Hunt. j Capt. Thomas McKay, drew first blood in the Caynse war. The battle was above The Dalles, on February 28, 1848. Wrote Francis Fuller Victor. in "Indian Wars of Oregon," page 175: :. 1 m "At the commencement of the fighting. Gray Eagle and. Fire Crows rode up near the wagons. as II boastful of their prowess, Gray Eagle .exclaiming. There's Tom McKay; I will km him;' hut before he could execute his threat. Captain McKay shot -hint dead. - At the same time Lieutenant Charles McKay shot Five Crows, shattering his arm. That, was second blood in the Cay use war. Gray Eagle and Five Crows were outstanding chiefs of the Cayuse tribe.- They had danced out be fore their braves yelling tfiat they 1 could not be hurt by the white 1 men's bullets ' that they could ! catch them in their teeth and 1 swallow them. - i. s s s In -after years. Chief Five Crows visited Lieut. Charles Mc Kay, at bis farm not far from , Hillsboro, Oregon, and presented him with a fine horse, a token of his thanks for merely causing the i loss of his arm instead of his life, j Eva Emery Dye, in her book, McLoughlin and Old Oregon," wrote. In describing the alarms over the Whitman massacre and the beginnings ot the Cayuse-war: The Indians regarded- the set tlers at Champoeg (she meant , on French Prairie) as their own people. "Will they desert us? Will ther Joiir their Indian kindred?' queried the anxious settlers. S f Happily Tom McKar : sol red that. Like a centaur he rode up and down the pratrie. In French, in English, in Chinook, he gath ered them In: 'Pierre, Franeoia, Antoine, come, come to the war!' The snow, proved too deep to get word orer the Sierras to Call- fornia. Shut in, Oregon must I fight her way alone:' : ... . " : u v , i n The regular reader of this col umn knows that -Capt. . Thomas McKay, in the fall of 1848, con ducted a party of 150 prominent Oregon men, headed by Supreme Judge Peter H. Burnet of our provisional government, to the California mines. In 50 wagons. going through southern Oregon, and by way- of the Klamath coun try, and over the Sierras through the newly discovered Lassen pass, ard that these-early" Oregonians, with others going from this then sparsely settled section; were" the first gold rushers, heading, a nad ZuoS''tt" h noh i ways by a thousand routes for California; and that; these newly arriTed nl Intrepid pioneers iron -over": Iha in lannn thai alou great ocean. Eva Emery Dye. in her "Mc Loughlin and Old Oregon." nat urally wrote a good deal of Capt. Thomas McKay. . Some excerpts Iollow . v .'"The mission' on the Willam ette had becom. crowded. 'W : must extend the work, said the missionaries. '" 'Some one mast visit the states and lay. this mat-i ter before the churches All eyes turned to Jason Lee. "Tom McKay's Shoshonie bri gade set out for Its summer hunt. Interpreting the News By MARK I WASHINGTON. July 28 : have before me an announcement mads by AAA on July 23, and I here set down some ref lec tions inspired by - it. The an nouncement contains the- regula tions .pertaining , .to tobacco "These regulations" I quote "are issued in accord with the marketing quota provisions' ot the agricultural adjustment act of 1938." There Is mach more regulation of tobacco planting than this. But I confine myself here to what is In the regula- ions announced July 23rd quote the first l regulation : "Each farm operator will be given a marketing card showing the amount of tobacco he can sell without penalty," I call attention to -the last three words, "sell without pen alty." AAA propagandists some times say that a farmer can raise as much of any crop as he pleases. They say that and they stop with saying that. They create the Impression that "they are not limiting crops though how anyone - can hope to get away with that impression cannot. Imagine. Selling Is Catch True, as to tobacco, a farmer can plant and raise an he pleases. It's when he tries to sell that they catch him. He can raise all he please but he can't sell all he pleases, except by paring a penalty. AAA tells him how much he can raise and sell, fixes a quota for him. On whatever he sells above his quota he must pay the penalty.- If he smokes all above his quota himself,- or chews It all. AAA will not crack down on htm. May be if he taught his horses and cattle to smoke and chew, he 'could avoid the penalty. Yet I am not sure about that. In the case of corn. if a farmer raises more than hia quota, and It he feeds some of the excess to his hogs, and It he thereafter tries to sell some of these hogs fed with forbidden eorn. AAA will penalize him. In the tobacco regulations, each farmer Is given a quota card. The card - tells him how much tobacco he can raise and sell, - Let us say' his quota is 4.000 "pounds. He- can plant as many acres as he thinks will yield- 4.000 pounds, and he can sell ; his 4,000, pounds without penalty.' But' if he finds that he planted too much, or that nature was "too generous, or that he worked too hard cultivating hia crop 4f for any reason his crop is more than 4,000 pounds, then h mast pay a penalty. ' The - Ten Years Ago - ' July 29 102S -'With impressive pageantry and ceremony the ninth Olympiad of modern times opened thla after noon In the great brick stadium at Amsterdam. . . Reserve officers from -. Salem who have been attending- train ing camp near Vancouver are Col. Carle .. Abrams, Captain T. A. Brows and Frank Durbin, Jr ' Bean picking on irrigation project near, West Staytoa win begin on practically all tho yards t- rhis. week. About 150 acres of Kentucky Wonder beans have been planted. - that had become m favorite- halt ing spot for Tom McKay. . - V S ' Whst are you going to do I SULLIVAN penalty is - set ' out in the regu lations. I quote: "The penalty la 60 per cent of the sale price: or 8 cents a pound, whichever Is higher." Penalty, Is 8evere That penalty 50 per cent of the price he gets ' when he sells is severe, obviously. Tet the tobacco farmer ought to be grate-1 fui. He ought to be glad AAA has become lenient. Three years ago. In the case - ef potatoes until the supreme court inrali-1 dated the original AAA act the penalty for raising and selling more than your quota was fine and Imprisonment. .And there was also a penalty of fine and imprisonment for anyone who bought potatoes raised In excess of a farmer's quota, "bootleg" potatoes. But I proceed, to another pro vision of the tobacco regulations. I quote a. paragraph. Don't try to understand it I doubt if you can, I'll give the translation following- the auotation A farmer who has a quota I exceeding the tobacco available for marketing may authorize the transfer of that part ot his auota not needed ... if quotas are I transferred from one farm to t another through direct negotla- f tions Between the operators of I the farms concerned, the con- slderation for the -transfer may I be whatever th operators agree upotu If a warehouseman acts as a g o n t In the transfer, the rate of consideration Is fixed at five! cents per pound That means: Suppose a farm er has a quota of 4.000 pounds which he can raise and sell with out i penalty. Suppos he doesn't care to raise 4,000 pounds. Sup pose he decides to take it easy and raise only 1.000 pounds. Right Is Valuable That farmer now has a valu able right, duly attested by a card which he can carry In his picket. It's a negotiable lnstru ment, convertible Into cash. It Is the right to sell 3.000 pounds ot tobacco which he did not Recovering .--& 4 - i. m Winnie Rath Judd. "trunk mur deress" of ber two closest friends, who was recently re- oorted recovering la Ariaomal state hospital front tho effects I 10:30 Sterling Young's Orch of sedative. Hospital off I-1 11: 00 Jim Walsh's Orchestra. . cUls Insisted . the tablets were . not taken in a suicide attempt.! Mrs. Judd, who dismembered the bodies of Agnes A. Urrol I and Hedvig Saasneteon -and shipped the parts In two trunks to Los Anzeles, was ronarauiea to hang, bwt waa finally ad-j Jodged insai raise. Thla Tight he can sell. Ha can sell It to other, farmers. For it he w i 1 1 get rwughly cents per pound. tor each pound not raised and oltLr- For , not raising and selling 3,000 pounds the reward would he roughly $150. The -persons' who buy the right are the other farmers who were rash enough to plant more than AAA 'said they should, or who were so unwise as to culti vate their crops to diligently, oT who were so unfortunate as to i suffer from ths . unanticipated generosity of natnre. The buyer I can use the right as an offset to I the AAA penalty for raising too I mucn. - The farmer who didn't plant I much as AAA said he could. gets roughly five cents a pound for the pounds he never planted! Five cents a pound penalty for the farmer who planted more than AAA said he could, or who worked so diligently ' that he raised a large crop, or who was blessed by nature! "It's a mad world, my mas ters." New York Herald-Tribune Syndl- . . cate. , bdncator lakes Annual Vacation in Harvesting WALDO HILLS Mr. and. Mrs. Charles L. Coffey, ot Portland were guests Wednesday night and Thursdsy morning at the Com stock home. Mr. Coffey is with the Haberly threshing machine. This Is the way Mr. Coffey has taken a vacation each year since 1926 1 from his duties as principal. high school I KSLM FRIDAY 1S70 Kc. 7:30 News. 7:45 Time O Day. 8:00 The Ballodeer. 3:15 Count Tour, Blessings. 3:30 Hits and Encores. 8:45 News. 9:00 The Pastor's CalL :15 Friendly Circle. 9:45 Bob Toung. 10:00 Women In the News. 10:15 -Hawaiian Paradise. 10:30 -Morning Magazine. 10:45 This Woman's World. 11:00 News. 11:15 Prganallties. 11:30 Vocal Varieties. , 12:00 E. Clark Bobbett, Traffic 12:15 News. 12:30 Voice of the Farm. II: 45 Hillbilly Serenade. 1:00 Rannie Weeks., 1:15 Country Editor. 1:30 Mnsieal Salute. , 1:45 Johnson FamUy. 2:00 Chief Nary Officer Ehr .... man. , " 2:15 Community HalL 2:45 MarcO VIdo. 1 '. 3:00 Feminine Fancies. 3:30 Dr. Vsn Wyck. 3:45 News.' " 4:00 Dramas of Youth.' 4:3020 Fingers In Harmony. 4:45 Martial Airs. 5:00 Jimmy G Tier's Orchestra. 5:30 The Coach. 5 : 45 Fulton Lewis, Jr. - - 5:00 Popeye. 0:15 Dinner Hour Melodies. 8:45 -News. 7:00 Walts Time.- - 7:80 Tho Lone Ranger J ,8:00 United Press News. " 8:15 Salon Echoes. 2:30 Preddle Nagel'a Orch. 8:45 Sons and Daughters of the Pioneers. 9:00 Newspaper of the Air. 9 : 1 5 S wlngtime. r . 9:30 Carl Ravazzo's Orchestra. 10:00 Jimmie Griera Orchestra. KGW JKIDAY 02O Kc. 7:00 Originalities. 7:15 TraU Blazers. 7:45 News. 8:00 Vaughn De Leath. 9:00 Carlten St Wayne. 9:15 Yeur Radio Review. 9:30 Words, and Music. 2:00 Curbstone Quia. Sage Sp f I ecu By D. IL 3 .1 A-STJMMSaUXQ . By CAROLINE C03L They nx off to the mountain - and down, to the beach. To rest to row a ad swim; . Off they go and long they atay-j-Those favored mortals, who dare to play . , , A -Summering. Some of ua have to stay home and work. Whne the sweat drips off of our thin. We crow fretful and peevish; kut we are bound To hold this old world and make -it -go, round A-Summerin a. - 3819 N. E. Wasco, rortiana. Anvthiar can be sold if prop erly advertised. Eastern public ity Journal. A pretty broad state ment. How about motn muieri : Enlfram given out by a Salem woman during the week : ' "One does not need to be very old in these days. to bo 50. . A Recent Picture , At one of the places In Salem -and - there are not many of them where coffee and tea and chocolate are served and the talk runs largely to movies and tne news of the time, with perhaps a special leaning towards sports. chanced to overbear a' discussion ot a film, then locally current. "Three Blind Mice." which, as probably many of you know, la the cinema story ot three Kansas girls, disappointed in the amount of money left them by a deceased aunt and disgusted and disheart ened by the results from their sole possessidn, a small poultry ranch, went to Santa Barbara to catch a rich husband, one of the girls posing as an heiress. It was the opinion of the company, with a few "well, I'd have had it thla waya," which . of course always happens, that the picture was Just perfectly too .good (the reader probably knows just what per fectly too good means, but In case he dees not know the Infor mation is hereby tendered that It means sweU, no more, no less. The story Is full ot surprises and bright lines, Tho east Is fine (again voicing the opinion of the party that was being listened la on) with a special for Blanle Barnes, who since the entrance of 20th Centufy into the Fox camp has evidently been "rediscov ered." . , The animated and conversa tional ; news ' reels., of the . early week, V e r entertaining to a greater than customary degree. A number of unintentional smiles in them which, after all, have a- sUghtly better flavor than in tentional ones. There was a pic ture of President Roosevelt view ing the great parade of American naval power in San Francisco bay, an Impressive spectacle. But a stiff breese was blowing, and the president wore a soft bat with a floppy brim. The brim flopped over the president's eyes and over his ears,-and he took the dsrn thing off and put it on again, and was otherwise so busily en gaged with It that, believe It or not, he neither smiled nor spoke. Then there was a showing of the New Terk reception to Aviator Howard Hughes. Just back from a night around the world. One cannot help liking Hughes. He wss plainly half scared to death. KOI k-a vhii hi f, t rnn HI a In malt. Radio Programs 2:30 Woman's Magazine of Air 3:30 News. 3:45 Glen Shelley, Organist. -4:30 US Army Band. 5:00 sGene it Glenn. 6:15 Ricardo and His Violin. 5:30 March of Time. 4:00 First Nlghter. . C:30 Jimmy Fidler. 7:00 Amos 'n' Andy. 7:15 Uncle Ezra's Radio Sta , tlon.: .7:30 Summer Symphony Talk. 7:45 Tune. Types. 8:00 Death Valley Days. 9:00 Circus. . 9:30 Fireside Hour. . 10:00 News Flsshes. - -10:15 Glenn Shelley, Organist. 10:30 Orchestra. . -10:45 Fiddlers Three. 11:90 Orchestra. ' K EX Fit I DA V 1180 Kc. 0:45 Family Altar Hour. 7:30 F In a n c 1 a I Service. . 7:58 Market Quotations. 8:30 National Farm and Home 10:30 News. 10:45 Home Institute. 11:00 Current Events. 1115 Dot and Pat. 11:45 CoV.inental Varieties. 12:00 Department of Agricul ture. ' ' 12:30 News. 12:45 Market Reports. 12:50 Talk by O. M. Plummer. . 1:30 Financial and Grain. 1:35 Little Variety Show, 2:25 News. 2:30 The Four of Us. . 3:00 Down History Lane. " 3:15 Music Is My Hobby. 3:30 Coin' Places. , - ' 3:45 Three Fellas. . 4:00 University Town Meeting 6:00 Eddie Swsrtout's Music. 5:45 Government at our Serv- - V ice. -f: 00 Design for dancing. 8:80 Sports by BUI Mock. ' 6:45 Aviation News. . 6:55 Musical Interlude. 7:00 Sons of the Lone Stsr. 7:15 Multnomah CInb Ensemble.- . 7:30 On Wings ef Melody. 8:00 News. . j 8:15 Orchestra. . . - i 9:00 Baseball. 0:15 Orchestrs. 11:00 News. Sal 22 ! C4 TALMADGC ' ag public -speeches a ad they are somewhat numerous would love Mr, Hughes for the speech be made on this occasion. He took of f ail right, but came down al most immediately, without dam age. And there were pictures of Queen Marie of Roumanla, whom we in tho Pacific northwest re member kindly, because of a visit she gave us several years sgo, and wss entertained, not very successfully, by Ssm Hill at bis "dream castle". on the Colombia. Queen Marie was a granddaugh ter of Queen Victoria ot England, and almost to the day of her death recently at the age of 62, was si power in European affairs. And, finally, there was "Dly Dean, the "worth his weight in gold" pitcher of the Chicago Cubs. There are wise guys who ssy thst "Dli" will briug the Na tloasl league pennant to Chicago this season. A long shot. In a long extended hot spell there are rifts, . , Dew a re- . ye .of cooling breetes : bearing . gifts! Trust not. o'ermuch In coolncni breezes bring, . Best not to -the winds your full ' discretion fling. Brother's tooth Is grumbling, sister's back is lame. Mother has a snuffle, father has the same, Likely we'll keep doing mostly aa we please And It is a comfort just to sit and sneeze! . Our logic goes haywire at times. He waa a wise old doctor who said, "Get tho notion out of your head that because - one spoonful, of a remedy is helpful. two spoonims win be doubly so. I reckon he meant by this, among other things, that when we are overheated It is not well to be overly affectionate with a cool wind. The American and Irish gov ernments have decided to drop any charges they may have pend ing against Aviator Doug CorrW gan. After all. what else could they do? Young Mr. Cbrrlgan made a bet with himself thst he could do a bit of flyin' and clesr himself with bit ot a fib snd won it. The Safety Valve loiters "from Statesman Headers TO THE EDITOR: The Med ford lady who re- greted that the trees 'were cut down around the state house. Is not the only one who grieves. There were thousands of us. men and women in Salem. Then, too,' there are many trees which were transplanted from distant coun tries, name plates on them, so those interested may read. Our hope is they will, at least leave the grand old Sequoia, red' wood on north Summer street. MRS. J. A. MILLS. Slate Drivers Exam SCIO Representatives of te secretary of state plan a driv er's examination at ScIo Aug. ust 1. 11:15 Charles Runysn. 11:30 Lonesome Club Orchestra KOAC FRIDAY 550 Kc. 8:00 As You Like It. 9:00 The Homemskers Hour. 9:40 The School for Brides. 10:15 Story Hour for Adults. 11:00 The Bellman. 11:30 Music of the Masters. 12:00 News. 12:15 Farm Hour. 12:20 Market and Crop Reports. 1:15 Stories for Boys and Clrla. ... I t 46 Monitor- Views the News. 2:00-2t30 Problems of I're- School- Children. 6:30 Farm Hour. 6:30 Agriculture View , ed by Editors. 6:45 Market and Crop Reports. 7:4 5-8 News. I e KOI.V FRIDAY 010 Kc. 6:30 Market Report. 6:35 KOIN Klock. '8:00 News. 10:46 This and That. , 11:30 Scattergood Balnts. 11:45 News. ' 1:00 Al Sur Del Rio Grande. , 1:30 When We Were Young. ' 1:46 So You Want To Be. 2:05 Enoch Light Orchestra. 2:15 WPA Band. 2:30 Not So Long Ago. 3:00 Ray Heatherton. 3:10 Canning Talk. 3:16 Newspaper of the Air. 4:00 Backgrounding the News. 4:15 Leon F. Drews. 4:15 Boake Carter. 6:00 Hollywood Showcase. 6:00 Goldman Band. 6:30 Barry Wood. 6:45 American , Viewpoints. 7:00 Henry t!unse Orchestra. 7:30 WIU MfCune Orchestra. 6:00 Paul- rtndarvls Orcbes tra. 6:30 Flaking Bulletin. 6:46 Little Show. 9:00 Baddy Holers Orchestrs. 9:30 Caetllllans. IS: 00 Flv Star Final. 10:15 Art of Conversation. 10:45 Henry King Orchestra. 11:00 Pasadena Civic Orchestra 11:30 Leigh ton Noble Orchestra