Tht OREGON STATESMAN, Salem, Oregon, Sunday llornlnr, llxrcli S, 1$38 Diverted Hops ' Mam Faymeiiis PAGE SIX Government , i - - i - - - r . x ' Stabilization Plan Involved Means Loss of $28 a Bale Even With US Aid, but - ..4; Agists Ifidugiryv-"- M :T,"- ' . :": ) - -' -- By C. GENEVIEVE MORGAN A c drive over the countryside these, days, brings to view many the ground is dotted with what appear, to be bales of bops, some what" disheveled because the bur lap has , been torn . away. And that's Just the case, f M' v Hop 'grower In Ihe three coast states are diverting thousands of bales of hops of 1 ) 4 and earlier I crops to fertilizer under one of the first realized moves to stabilize the market. The stabilisation program seta up $7; per bale to the growers lor inverting the hops irom mar ket 'a n d commercial channels, bat actually the grower realizes J 6.60 per bale as the adminis tration costs reach SO cents per 'tale s?-H- ' ' ' ' :'-t- - . Around 80.000 bales of hops of -193 and. earlier are being spread out upon the ground in this manner, and estimates here show that about (1.000 bales of this, total are growers' holdings. The. rest are held by dealers and speculators.: The rate of pay- "meat under the federal payment of $6.50 per bale Is 34 cents per pound. . "'- " ' J !v; Loss Is Taken ' ' . I : -Withi the cost of production placed at from 1 to 17 cents per pound, the present "damping" of hops means a loss (oau-basis of" the outside fig ure)1 of (28 per bale on produc tion costs alone, or a loss of $2,240,000 for the 80 000 bales being scattered as fertilizer un der' the federal payment. As fertiliser, the hops are put on 'at the rate .of 2 tons per acre . and their value Is r laced at twice the value of straw used for fertiliser. The burlap must be stripped and the bale of hops left , Intact on the field until a government man comes along to check the field distribution. The ' only salvage from the bales of hops being lost to the market under the growers volun tary ttabllization market is the canvas or burlap In which the Lops are wrapped. Each bale requires 5 yards of burlap, which : at a cost of 15 cents a yard : represents 82 cents per bale or $65.(00 ia burlap alone for the 80.000 bales going to fertilizer. ". Mi Some of the burlap will be salvaged for use" as . tarps and shades: in nop pickers' camps, 4 Benefit Eventually In: spite of huge combined - losses on the -voider hops held on the "coast, hop growers are ap parently optimistic about the di version ; process and -believe no- dance 1 of this old surplus win help swing the market back to Its feet. With the 1 3 4 and earlier hope out of the picture, grow ers still have a r o a a d 42,00 bales of hops -on band from the 135. 1931 and 1917 crops, fig ures released here this week show. ! California has about 7000 bales of ; 35s. 3 (a and 37a j on band. Washington haa about 9.- 000 bales and Oregon has 28.- 141. bales or a total of 42,141 bales as present stocks repre sented i by the carryover for the ,art three harvests. . Oii the Record By DOROTHY THOMPSON - (Continued from page 4) ucatlon he Is condemned as be ing a fascist. According to that definition, the fathers of Amer lean democracy were all fascists. One , cannot read the federalist. without realizing how ( indebted Hamilton, Madison and Jay were to Aristotle and the classical phll osophers. And one often wishes that our present legislators and brain trusters had had the same training In methodical thinking. and were half as familiar with the accumulated wisdom of the past. ' ' . " . '; : ' ' ' i M Yes I foresee, a parents' re volt. And a lot of teachers will join j 1U Some day the parents are going to rise up and demand that the teachers in our schools spend less of their time getting Teachers' college -credits in the technique of teaching a subject and learn more about the sub ject they teach. Our-; teachers know how to teach history, ac cording to the most approved methods, but they are without a passionate interest, in history They know how to teach Latin tot they are not imbued with Cther the spirit of the language or the spirit of-the world it ex pressed. -Many of them would get Aim Too Late ; Remembering your past, O Februaryv Your sunny smiles amidst the winter rain, Almost too late across the dripping prairie You fling the golden riot of your train. Almost too late, and yet serenely certain You touch the stops that work a magic change, - To lift, the fog as deftly as a curtain -1! And trace the shining peaks along the range. And suddenly the daffodils are blooming And pussy willows yellowing the boughs; Beyond the hedge the grassy swaU is booming Where multitudes of-waking frogs carouse. . Almost too late, yet this retarded splendor ! " Your closing: days in irujesty put on, ! ; Uplifts the heart to heights diTinely tender In thanks to God who gave us Oregon. ! EDwTN T, REED. Hops to Raise Hops; 576 Bales Placed Upon Lands ' J 1. A This hopyanl near "Wheatland, is receirtasf a drsliig of 576 bales of 1034 Oregon bops for fertiliser. Es timated productlen cost of these bops Xor wtucn growrrs receive 97 a oaie rrom we government , ex ceeds $20,000. Had. these 576 bales passed into the brewing industry they would have produced ap proximately 140,000 barrels of beer holding 31 seiiona each. Bat as tons to the acre, tney nave out How Does Your July Blooming j Perennials Include ,Iany t Eas to Grow in Gardens of Valley; By LILLIE Iij MADSEN Answers to questions: Recent inaniries have number ed several about avocado culture, Unless , one is equipped with special place for growing any thing s o large as an avocado -tree seen be- comes, it Is bet-E 4 - tar not to at- 4 a tempt Its -culture. It Ii 1 nrettr tree when it is smalL But It una mitrrawl Its general use-nt5il r " ft fulness.: If one WXJM persists In keep-i ji umt Miw ing It, he'll soon find himself In the position of trying to care for aa elephant "in the stable of a rac ing horse. i i 1 ' Some complain of leaves drop ping off avocado trees. This may be caused from too small a con tainer or from poor drainage. Mulch For Violets A good mulch for violets Is leaf mold from the woods or from ones own trees If one Is I fortunate' enough to have some, j If one is getting peat moss anyway, that la an excellent mulch. Peat moss is certainly one of the standbys.ina garden. It is a mulch that is so trea from weed Seed; too. Sawdust is useful on plants that require an acid soil. -N I j If the gardener who signed him self '"Mr. Gardener" will send me self-addressed t envelope. 111 send him the" names of two or three nurserymen nearby who can undoubtedly supply the small shrubs 'he inquires about. In reply to Mrs. R. L. of Salem r Dr. R. E. Kleinsorge whose name you saw mentioned in a recent Western Hemes does live at Sll- verten and has been doing a mar velous Job of hybridizing Irises. If Mrs. R. L. had ever watched him hand pollinate, she wouldn't refer to the work as "a matter of luck.' Although Irises ean be transplant ed now. this is not at all the prop er time to do so. unless it is abso lutely necessary to move them. leave them where they are until they hare bloomed. Daphne Cneorum and Garland flower are one and the same. It Is a grand little shrub for the rock- garden as the foliage; is lovely even when there are no flowers. It blooms inT both spring and au tumn as .a rule. They will grow In full sun or partial shade and like light soils. They seem to dislike lime. In pronouncing the specie's name, the "C" is silent. This Da phne can.be propagated by layer ing branches in the spring. , Perennials For Jaly . 1 i Perennials that will bloom In July Include Pink Yarrow, Anchu- sa Italics," Shasta Daisy, Geums, aay lines, nouynocas, pentstemon. phlox, scabiosa. ; 1 i The Leadwort or Plumbago Lar pentae, is a late blooming border plant, starting in July and keeping up until a frost stops it. The flow ers are cobalt-blue and grow on wiry stems. The plant grows from 10 to 12 inches high. It is a good rock garden plant! also. Sunshine and. good garden soil lire all that it needs, v much more that they coald trans mit" to their pupils, out or vaca tiona in Athens or Sicily than out of vacations spent taking Teachers' college coarser But they hive to take the course, be- canse without the' credits, they can't expect promo ion. . And since they are one of the worst paid classes In our society, pro motion matters to them. . M twice tne Tame o straw. en xuaxweu rnwo. j j . ( Garden Grow? The Geum is a very useful sum mer flower. It grows about 18 in ches tall and is easy ! of culture. Fun sunshine or partial shade: will suit it. The one objection it has Is wet lee t in winter. It . should never be left : where ' water ! will stand about it in winter If It Is expected to bloom again next summer. Among - the named- varieties are Mrs. Bradshaw with its large flow ers, wavy petals and bright crim son color, and Lady Stratheden, a deep gold-yellow. Flowers For Rich Soil Coralbells and Henchera are the same. .They prefer a rich. moist loam; although they will succeed well in a variety of soils except a heavy clay. Spring Is the time to transplant. These are at tractive 1 when planted in smaft clumps at the edge of the shrub bery or -in the rockgarden. In the perennial border one sees them so often crowded out or overshadow ed by heavier blooms. : Maybeils is a name sometimes given to lily-of-the-valley. Occas ionally one even sees them called so in books; Gardeners from the cornbelt are, It seems,: more prone to call them that than western gardeners, j Their Culture Is very simple. Give them shade and a leaf mold mulch in the fall. They increase rather rapidly and need replanting every three or tour years if the flowers are to remain comparatively large. ; I - Sweet Lavender is very: easy of culture. They grow readily from seed slanted in the soring. The seeds should not be planted too deeply. Their permanent position should be sunny and their, soil light. They winter over nicely here. One of the best Is Lavandula officinalis, lit will grow two or three feet high and it Is very frag rant. A dwarf variety ia L. Nana Compacta with larger blue flow era. It will! grow about 12 inches high and is frequently used in the rockery. ! . ii Pereuial Lobelias There are two perennial' Lobeli as listed in some catalogues, bat neither la the small blue flower we have come to associate with the name "Lobelia." The Cardinal flower is officially known as Lo belia Cardlnalis. It is perfectly hardy and will crow, best in par tial shade and a rather damp spot. It grows from three to four feet tall. The other perennial i Lobelia is blue and is called the Great Lo belia. Its. height and growing re quirements" are very similar to those of the cardinal flower. Certainly, an entire rockgarden could be made of primulas. Prim alas are very lovely if , grown in heavv masses, almost sufficient' to cover the rocks entirely. The ans wer to the 1 question as to now many varieties there are' is that there must be several hundred va rieties, but not all of them by any means suitable for I outdoor cul ture. The tolors. of the hardy primroses range from white to deep crimson and blue. Their one unchangeable requirement is that they .must have perfect drainage Also they will fade out of the gar den picture if they are not given some water during the summer months. The soil should be quite loose, and rich. Also they like best some shade.- ... . , i- ;, - Pentsteman Grows Here Pentsteman cornea' in many va rieties and we have many native sorts here that are worthy of cul tivation. They need a good, deep gardon soil: mixed with leaf mold and sand. The soil should be well- drained; and a litttle shade won't be out ot the way. 1 The Pentste man is found quite profusely along the Santiam. The Sensation Is not a native, It is really a lovely flower and worthy of a place In the peren nial border. Some of our pro fessional growers tell us it had beet be treated as a biennial. Sneeseweed haa two more at tractive names, its common name Helens flower, and its "surname Helenlum. This is a tall growing, autumn' flowering relative of the sunflower. It starts blooming in mid-suramer-r and blooms until quite late in autumn. The flowers range through mahogany-crimson eoppery-bronxe to the light and rich yellows. The flowers remain fresh for a long- time as a cat flower. Heleniums will, thrive well in any: soil. - ; Gdifornians at Gates . GATES i-Mr. and It r s . Sam Godden, with Doris and .Daane, have arrived from Areata, Canf. tor a aabrt -visit with lira. God den's, pa rents, 1 Mr. and Mrs, stitta. V fertilizer, spread at the rate of 2 Highlights at Salem High By Gene Huntley A new club designed to cater to ' the enthusiasts ot winter sports had been organized during the past week. The organization. a ski club which haa not yet de cided on a name, was approved by the All-School council and held its -first meeting Friday. Several members of the club, along with many other: Interested students, pepartei this morning on the ex cursion train for an enjoyable day of skiing, tobogganning. and ice skating : at Crescent lake in the ..Cascades. A hilarious, highly entertaining program very appropriately en titled the "Waldorf Hysteria" was presented by the junior class in their annual vaudeville given Wednesday afternoon and even ing. The setting was in the lobby of a large! hotel where prospec tive talent for a "grand ball'1 was being tried out. Those arriving at the hotel to demonstrate their ability ranged from hill-billies to opera singers. Both afternoon and evening audiences were kept in an uproar of laughter by the an tics ot "Stooge" Lindbeck play ing the part of the dumb but willing bell-boy. The program consisted of such high school fav orites as Hewle Allen, Ray Lam- ka. Jean Burt, Bill Lawyer, Bob Relnholt, Betty Demarest, Lee McAllister, ! and host ot others. Claire Marshall was In charge and Mary E. Eyre served as faculty adviser. 1 ; . In the balls were seen posters in forming the students that the Chemeketa I chapter of the De Molay is to - present its annual spring formal dance at the arm ory next week. The event prom ises to be an outstanding affair. Roberto Gerrero de la Rosa, a young college stndent on a good . will j sowr from Mexico, spoke before a capacity j andl eace ia the assembly Thursday afternooBW Aaaoac other things, he described very Interestingly and amusingly the ens torn of eresuidiac the yow senorltas in bis natlre cons try. The speaker was tatrodaced by Dr. Bruce Baxter of Willamette university. U' V L Social elegance and artificial ity that had been so passion ately desired had worn thin and. begun to pall; pleasures were empty and ended in boredom. Society, lifting itself out of the viciousness j and lassitude of Louis XV's reign, looked about for a new sensation. : The only untried norelty was moralty. Its exponent was Jean Baptlste Greuze, painter of- simple : homi lies. ; :;u . 'Mil. The Frenc.h academy where his pictures had . consistently been refused, at last exhibited one when 1 he was 30J Its title was "A Father Readme the Bible to His Children' i Crowds gathered before the homely, virtuous scene. As a result he was made aa associate at the academy, exempt from jury selection. The picture itself sold for a large sum. He made friends because of it, was given a studio by one, and ' a trip to Italy by another. When ihe re turned . be ! had become the fash ion. , ; I ; ! 1 - Painted Broken Eggs He painted with One J crafts manship, scene after scene ot minor domestic tragedy is acci dentally broken eggs, the popu lar one of "The Broken Pitcher," and also countless heads Of pret ty young girls., M'.H'M:. He had , been born of poor parents in Tournus In France in 1725. His father had hoped he would become an architect, and is supposed to have whipped him for painting pictures j on .'the walls. - 'i, I : - -.; "; M" M y .Later he forgave him his tal ent when the boy presented him on his birthday with a pen and ink drawing that had been cop ied at night while his father slept. He even sent him oft to the tudio of Grandom, which was nothing short ot a patnting factory for cepyinc. recopying and turning out potboilers. It S fSal age Specu lates By D. H. - i .- . Fleas Tor something be grateful every ' ' . dayt .: . .:. . There's heaps to be grateful i for; - - , Life means little to people who ' -say, -: ' The world's a terrible bore. I knew a fellow a while back who came out to California to live, and he had' been told fleas were pretty bad down-there. So he started in right at the begin ning "to guard against fleas. He let fleas make life a sort -of misery to him. Of coarse, every old Tesi denter he spoke to about fleas told him the kind of powder to get, and the women prescribed lotions, and he was feeling;, pretty good with , himself,' because . In .three years he was not attaeked by a flea. Then one morning when he wpke up he surprised six or eight fleas in the act of jumping about upon his anatomy. But not a bite did he. get. TheInsects did not like the way he : tasted. He was immune to fleas had . always been. Well, naturally, he was mighty . grateful, I and it set him to thinking. And he is now, I am informed, one of the most cheer fully active members ot the For Something Be Grateful Every Day society. But, also he is somewhat disgusted with himself. , . iV Text for today: "The wicked flee when no - man pursueth." (Prov. 28-1). But this, of course, has no reference to the man whom no flea pursueth. I rather like the foregoing para graph. It reminds me a gentle old Jokist whom I knew more years ago than I caret to cennt Some ot the finest characters I have erer known never . proved false to their favorite. jokes. And, though it may appear somewhat strange, these oft-repeated pleas antries answered the purpose for which they were intended very well. . Which reminds me that I saw a Will Rogers film again during the week, George Ade's play "The County Chairman." It may not seem entirely reasonable, but I think the principal of the Rogers charms lies In the fact that most of his utterances I have heard be fore in one form or another around the box stove in the rear end of an Iowa general store. And they are fully as good, per haps in some instances better, than they used to be. Age does not wither them. The Grand filled In with the Rogers feature be tween "The Baroness and the But ler" and a Dolores Del Rio Chi nese war film, "International Set tlement." Scene, Shanghai. It is all but Impossible to ig nite a match upon certain sur faces. Upon ether surfaces a mere touch causes a flash. People are somewhat Uke that. If the conversation seems to have difficulty In getting under way, you might suggest that your new acquaintance give you bis or her opinion of double feature pro- grama as now perpetrated by many moving picture Palaces. A Trifle of History I Some folks have a "hug" for history. One of these "bags" hi been telling me the story of Bal STORIES OF by Howard Simon I i J CKETJZK (SELF rrXKTKAIT) ins-asM : ! , M was not a place: to learn origin ality the weakness of copying was deeply ingrained in the young painter., M At 20 he Was handsome, blonde, self-satisfied, and he came to Paris from Lyons ex pecting rewards tor a talent that he himself already rained high ly, When at last after 10 years. the academy hung his picture, it only confirmed his own opin ion. - Rebuked Dauphin Commissions ! swamped hint. The Dauphin -himself ordered, a picture. And his rudeness came to the fore again when the Dan- phin proposed that he paint the Dauphine. "I can't paint heads like that," he said angrily, mean ing that the artificiality of paint and powder did not please hint, In 1761 he sent the now fam- It was as great, sit not a greater sensation than ( his first. He could aak the highest prices and be . sure of purchasers. Praise that would have turned a strong er I head was heaped upon him. em TALMADGE boa. He was not acquainted with Balboa ' nor with any member ot his t amnyvHis acquaintance with Balboa was derived" from "a book or perhaps '; Sunday nagasme section." It does not make any great, difference,: .anyway. The story: is j the thing. :Why , e , so fussy regarding facts? 1 " ' ' .- . Balboa, it appears from this teller's tale, was an unfortunate man. And, "as was no more than might have been expected, he came to an unfortunate end. The story runs that on a morning in 1500 or I thereabouts, somewhere in the Panama; region, he left the camp of j his party and went out for a stroll. Like all Spaniards in that day j he was desirous of dis covering! something, . preferably something of great value that might be hidden in a capacious bootleg. i Imagine his surprise when, hav ing attained the summit of a hill, he discovered i the Pacific ocean, this side ot which had been vir tually in a state of disuse, due to lack of discovery, for centuries, j It was a sorry day for Balboa when he discovered the Pacific ocean. It, was too big and wet to do anything with, and the dis covery had aroused the Jealousy of his brother! officers, who put their heads together and framed a story to the effect that he had been seen moving furtively ocean ward with a shovel tver his shoulder.: Balboa-said he was only intent upon gathering a few dams, which was probably the truth, but his brother -officers accused - him ot being i engaged in a nefarious attempt to drain the ocean, his purpose being to engage in bull raising and bull-fighting aPon the land thus obtained. So one soft spring morning they carried him, laden with chains, even as they had carried Columbus not many years before, on board a ship and sailed him back to the old home town, and they called a fiesta in his behalf and hanged him. It la said that friends of the family were somewhat grieved by this, it be ing their contention that he should have been permitted to die like a man at the horns of a bull. Bat shucks! there's mighty little real justice In the world. His name is not, but should be, Snail Still behind with his Christmas mall! Upon the desk before me has rested for some time a spring poem from Mira Ann Horn ack er, who lives at Sandy. As spring poems go, it is a good poem, or so appears to me, and I ahould like to see it in print. But it is too lone te be prac ticable for use here. So I am using a yerse or two, that read ers mayj get a general Idea of t&e poem's motif, and am return ing the manuscript to its author with thanks for bavin been accorded j the privilege of seeing it. There are publishers, I am sure, who will be glad to print the poem: Said a great big tree to a little browa shrub. "I am tired of my old dress. Let's you and I a-shopplng go!" And the little brown rhrnb said; "Tee!" Often he made -himself ridicu lous. Once he pointed to one of his own works and said. "Here is a picture that even astonishes me, who made it." When he had been in Italy the daughter of . a duke had fallen in love with Mm. He had to pretend he was! Ill: to escape her importunate pleas to take her bach to Paris with him. When he returned) to Paris, he brought with him! a portrait he had made of her. Eventually he forgot her for, he had met and married the beautiful daugh ter ...of , a j bookseller. Wife a Shrew Anne Babuty fwas 'her name and ; she j was an incomparable shrew, empty-headed, extrava gant, vile-tempered and unfaith ful, neglecting ; his home and their children. When he could stand it no' longer 1 he sued and won a separation, f . He removed to! the studio In the Louvre awarded him as an honored member R ot the acad emy. Here came king and queen, and even; an emperor, to see France's most popular paint er of the people, x j ' The academy that had launch him on his popular success was the cause! ot a bitter disappoint ment to him.' The rules required eaeh academician to present the academy with a picture. It had waited 14 years tor Greuze. At last, after requeated re quests, he appeared bearing his contribution. 5 Its historical sub ject was grandiloquently treated, and it had a title ot forty words. The rainUng , was - meant to be the answer to those i who , had considered he c 0 a-1 d do only commonplace subjects.- ' The above painter Is among 48 great Masters .represented whose pictures are offered ia rr prod actio . form by thia newspaper 43 Masters ot Art la original colors .They are divided into 12 eta of roar, one set! a week for only 89e and a- coapoa from this newspaper. Each week's set contains a lesson ia Art Appreciation and' persons who obtain an IS weekly sets win get tree collector's port folio. .;)...-. ; y ir . j. j j..-.,.. CUp the coupe j ost pace s aow.tn.- -v- ,,.:::;,-.. v Copyright. 117 Among the New Books 1 ! Revietcs and Literary Netcs Notes. K !; By CAROLINE a JURGEN PARADISE. By Esther Forbes.1 Harcourt, Brace k Company. $2.50. : -U-"yA- 4 ', -Those who are a little too prone to refer to the "good old days" las meaning those Elsie DInsmoreish days ;when people "who were good were, really good and people who were bad were really bad" and no one . was a little of both , as . they are i in "modern v times," i shotlld read; PARADISE. : Even In -the -days , of Plymouth Rock there were those. whor like Fenton Parre, thought that fit seems to me we Puritans have tak en every uncomfortable custom out of the Old Testament, and the pleasant ones our teachers have overlooked." . Esther Forbes has managed to make these people (of the long ago seem just as human ss the people who surround us to day, 1 Only their customs were dif ferent. and their thoughts as far as those thoughts were guided by the customs. The Ten Com mandments were obeyed and dis obeyed somewhat in the same fa shion they are today. Those who I enforcement like in Puritan days" will find .that the same culprits returned over and over, to the whipping post and the stocks. The severity of the punishment did not seem to deter them in their stepping off the straight and nar row. ?! The thousands who have read and enjoyed GONE WITH THE WIND, the lesser number who read and enjoyed Santayana's this last PURITAN, and those who are now reading, with pleas ure Robert's NORTHWEST PAS Indeed, they were so shabby. They were ashamed to be seen, S they hurried to Mother Earth's storehouse, ( And asked for shades lot creen. As a plain matter of fact, the coming of spring Is a: pretty wonderful piece of business, even in these parts, where the change from winter is less marked than elsewhere. It is only in the re gions of Intense winter that spring assumes its full - miracu lous character. However, spring Is fickle, de ceitful, wheresoever you meet her. Many an old man hare 1 known in the land of low win ter temperatures who. in the wis dom of his experience, donned aa overcoat in the spring, where as he had failed to do so dur ing the frigid season. That attractively bizarre little beastle ot New York syndication, the designs for which and the wise sayings of which are ; the work of Naomi Phelps (yes. I of the Salem Phelpses), "The Church Mouse, has had Its con tract renewed for another year. Some bond of sympathy must prevail. I think, twixt mice and men, ! else how accoant ter the success of Mickey an Minnie and this hungry, wise little creature of Miss Phelps' ; fancy? - : - - I I Life is pretty .puxxllag at times. Isn't it? The most enjoy able things we de as. tor ( in stance, sitting in .an open win dow w the springtime are least enjoyable in their undoing. My desk presents a collection of heaps. 1. endeavor to prevent the accumulation of these heaps, and ' occasionally make critical remarks of the desks ot other people, - also ot a heapy appear ance, j But the heaps continue to heap. Today in one! of these heaps I find a tear-out from the American Magazine! for February two pages carrying an article under the title. "She Budgeted ' for Happiness," j by Mrs. Coble de Lespinasse of Hub bard, j a completely sound. - Sen sible and, at the same time! in teresting (which combination is not 80 frequently found i as it might! be) article. Mrs. de Les pinasse Is a real personage. . An j entertaining friend and you would be surprised I to to know the number of such I have-i-I know I am iurprlsed tells me of a really convincing advertisement , he found recently in a magaeine. He almost bought some lot the articles advertised.' The only reason he did not: do so is! the fact that the article is a remedy 1 tor itch, and. 'un fortunately, he hasn't the itch. It was thought for a time first-aid ear would have to the be called." but the . man ' recovered.' It seems he almost strangled in the effort to prevent 1 himself from making sarcastic remarks about I sunny southern California weather.- . ;M .: ' t'.-jv. The : wind comes up and tears around,;' ; M i Clouds spurt rain on the' patient . ground;' . , MM It seems to me., that 'tis quite - clear M M--- M--.'M 1 A Swinburne Hound of Spring is here. ; ; ..- . , ': M V 'Shortly Short . Perhaps: the longest short dis tance ion i record the trail I of the old post office . . j. Kay Francis announces her cominc marriage. ! Number . !. Paul Muni reads the dictionary .for recreation i . . . When Thomas Jefferson died he was $107,000 in debt ) . ,' "JIrss. chimpan zee movie star, died at ; Holly wood last week. Burled in a. satin-lined casket with silver bandies: . ! . . With s some men business is always "cood, with others ! invariably 'bad.'; M May mm ' .aTI mmmm .n' V.a.iIi . To California ; weather , adminis tration: Defer further shipments. Overstocked . . . Appointment of Mrs. Bpauldlng to fill unexpired term of her husband la the state senate meets with general approval. m SAGE will certainly enjoyf PARA DISE, m v.. mm;: - mi , As GONE WITH THE WIND paints a realistic picture ot the Old South, so. PARADISES gives a realistic picture of a 17th century Massachusetts Bay settlement. . No novel could give a clearer or more understanding pictujwet: its time, Esther Forbes does- '-not -dwell alone on the pious meditation - so . prevalent in romances ' dealing with the early Plymouth years. She gives us the men and women. not only as they prayed, but as they drank, ate,, bred, farmed, governed and struggled with the Indians. Miss Forbes manages to include a lot of knowledge in her stride without flaunting surplus atmosphere. The reader learns the status of master and servant, of the regard in which women were held, of the strict and narrow laws of the pur itan,' Of the herbs used and how used, of the punishments and why they were meted out, but In learn ing the reader is unconscious of learning but believes he is only reading a very good story. It Is a long story, but not nearly so long as GONE WITH THE WIND, and Uke GONE WITH THE WIND it will be remembered long after It Is read. i PARADISE ' opens in the year 1639, when Jude Parre, gentle man, Andrew Redbank, , pastor, and some dozen others of ; various trades, petition Governor Win- throp that they be permitted to leave Boston and settle upon lands 20 miles inland. And so, the town of Canaan came Into being. Jude Parre, with: his English wife, who loved him and whom he did not love, built a great house of stone and timber, which, after his ancestral home ; In far away Kent he called Paradise. Three English-born sons died, his wife died, and he married a ser vant, whom he loved and who did not love him. The two wives left him five children to grow to! man and womanhood. There jwere Fenton and Christopher, j Agnes, Jazan, and the pious little Hagar. As. the years passed, the village prospered. Farms reached Into the forests and the friendly Indians dwelt ia a settlement nearby.: Jude Parre. the center of his great country household, sat ' in the huge hall of Paradise and admin istered his benevolent and j wise -justice over villagers and savages alike. Jude. Parre lived to see Fenton, dark and dashing, who bad a "way with women," brine home as wife the beautiful but unde pendable Bathsheba. He lived to see Christopher submit rebellious-' ly to the discipline of Harvard and later, with Bathsheba. brand ed on the forehead with the lettter ' k " lufAM til. MAAIll... '1 'Kftd- ton Common, after they had. been overtaken running away from Fenton. Bat he knew that Bath sheba and not Christopher, was to blame. And later Christopher, in indifference, marries Salome. the cast-off "promised wife" of Fenton. But Jude Parre did not live to see the romance that lingered around his daughter Jasan and Gervase Blue, the servant, whom custom forbade her to marry, and so Instead, she marries Fore thought Fearing, the very right eous and very Infrequently hu man. Puritan minister. ! j 1 After Jade Parre's death, the ruie ever iennan oecoraes more strait-laced and tn consequence there is more rebellion, more crime.' and more disaster. This struggle between, the over pious and the progressive people ot the colony Is done with unusual nice ty. The reader's sympathy is not cast entirely with the one or the other side. There are time Miss Forbes brings a certain inevitable-, ness into her writing that is al most depressing. But always, she gives that twist to the story, that saves it from complete melancho lia, and at the close all ends weil. Esther Forbes Is well equipped to write a New England historical novel. She herself was brought up on tales of New England (puritan, days. Her family roots are deeply imbedded In Massachusetts bissv tory. .:.,... .M . ..a . .. m . ford academy in Massachusetts she studied at the' University ot Wisconsin. During her university years she wrote a number of short stories, one of which was selected for an O. Henry memorial collec tion. M . ! Her first novel. O GENTEEL LADY, an Instant : success, was published in 19 2f. In 1929, she started wore on rAKAuisK. Since then, with but few Interrup tions, she worked continuously on -this novel. ; - J:,; j ; THE JUNIOR BOAT BUILD -. ER. By H. H, Gilmore, Nacmtl tan. $1.25. - : .; . M ! A. A. Gilmore tells that: he was barely able to toddle around whea - he nrstwent to aea." The boat he shipped on was a trim little : craft made by ; his own hands ' and some string.: 1 i r Building boats Is fun. he de- clares. and in this little booh he gives dear directions of i how to ' build boats. Along with the direc tions are still clearer diagrams There are motor boats, cruisers. , yachts, river boats, freighters. sailboats as well as lighthouses, buoys, piera and wharfs. There is enough Information above eacn one to help readers Identify the real boats when they are met. Although" this book Is written primarily for the young boy and girl. It is likely that some "adult children" wilt be traildlng their cwn fleets for back yard ponds, just as some men now have their electric trains in the basement or attie recreational room. The boats described in this little book are made to go, not merely to orna ment the mantle. .. :.f ! Mr. : Gilmore Is a well-knowr toy-boat designer as well as a ma , rine artist I '