PAGE EIGHT British Soviet Remote Island Rev. Harold de. Ruler, Is Hurrying Home With ..' ' new Five-Year Plan By RATJER -WINGET- LONDON (Correspondence of the Associated PreM)-iTh dic tator of the only Chrlstiaa com munist state under the' British flag was on his way home today to reassume control of hla soviet. In his pocket he had a new "fire year plan" for Increasing production, a plan aparoved by tbe British government and the Church of England. j The dictator is the Rev. Harold Wilde, and his soviet is the island f Tristan de Cunha, a tiny spot half way between South America and Africa and nearly even with the Cape of Good Hope. '' Tristan, and small nearby is lands, were discovered in i 1506, and since 1816 they have been Aeld by the British, the 187 In habitants making a little "lost world." v. j. j , . Wilde went there as resident chaplain nearly four years ago, " And in February of this rear he time out on a British warship to raise money for supplies for the islanders. L 5 ' The short, chunky,! bearded "padre" gathered money wherever tie went in London with the aid of the society for the propagation of the gospel in foreign parts. Money Unknown There He doesn't need money.; There isn't any on the island.; He heeds supplies. 1 - His return to Tristan waa sym bolic of the sharp line between the island civilization and the rest of the world. Wilde left London by airplane lor Durban, Africa. He planned to change there to a train for Cape Town. Then he will spend bis money for supplies nails, .aalt, glass, tools and other lux uries. " " ", V From Cape Town he will sail to- Tristan on a Norwegian boat that will drop him at his home. He hopes to arrive for Christ mas, but the celebration won't be -held until February. Islanders must wait for the supply boat be- cause the : Norwegian won't have .rom for the stores. 1 The islanders won't care, Bald Wilde. They don't count time by days but by years. Everything moves like that. Once, i long ago, they wera. five years without a "boat calling. - Settled in 1810 The first permanent settlement dates trom 1816 when the British placed a garrison there to pre- vent French ships watering at Tristan while Napoleon was at St. Helena. ' Napoleon died, and the garri son was withdrawn, but a Scottish corporal, ,- William Glass, stayed He was Joined by others, and they obtained, wives from England and Africa, the beginning of the colony . of today. ' -..;V Once a week every man smokes - one pipe of tobacco, and twice - each week .each woman has one cup of tea. "We aren't rich at', Tristan," aaid Wilde. "We must conserve our wealth. We do It by practicing a pure Christian communism. His five-year plan is along com . nunistic lines, and it la designed to increase the community's well being. It won't enrich a single Individual. Radio Lacks "Juice" The most valued possession of the. community, aside from food, will be a radio set which Wilde "bought in London. A 'long time - ago someone thoughtfully gave : Tristan a radio, but thoughtlessly i. forgot there wasn't any electricity there. ' , "We listened to it alL the time," aaid Wilde, "but the batteries ran down in a month. Then it was useless." .". - "- J "The new radio will operate from a windmill attached to a genera tor for the batteries, i Islanders probably will cherish the nails, too, because Queen Mary gare them- to Wilde. ', He repre aents the crown In Tristan, and - even when doing manual '. labor he wears his ecclesiastical collar and stock as a sort of badge of office, r - ; They don't know, ;of course, that George VI was crowned. They heard about Edward abdicating when the warship took 'Wilde off the Island, but Edward's marriage to Wallis would be page one news, At they had a newspaper. " -- "I rule the island." said Wilde. v "They come to me with 'their troubles. A donkey might destroy a man's garden. The whole island alts in Judgment on the donkey's owner. I - pass sentence, usually that the owner, must replace the crops tn kind. ; - "I conduct the school. The chil- dren are educated in the fear of God and directed In the paths of righteousness. j :- - i "I marry the lovers. I baptize the babies. I bury the dead, all In . the Church of England. "I husband the supplies. We eat mostly potatoes, which we raise and meat from a wild herd of cattle.s -:: - - i The people of Tristan aren't lonely; they haven't time to be i lonely. And they have so desire to-get to the outside world. Three of them are In Capetown now for specialized medical attention but 1 they-have written to Wilde la London to hurry so they can go feack. -' r Wilde wants to hurry, too. He : will have lots to do between the time' he sights the rocky Island and the mail and spuply boat ar rives In February. The boat will have a one year cargo of necessi ties, magazines, newspapers and sersonal mail. ; - Wilde will be busy then: he Is the postmaster. Owens Car Is Stolen B. E. Owens, of Herrall-Owens Co., reported to police that his car was stolen from . In front of liis home at 1690 Fairmont street Friday nlght..Tha report waa made 7:42, shortly after, the theft Atom Smasher Gets High Award j Dr. E. O. IawWnce t ' I f - ' "S - - i i ,fr m - - - - j,ihi I x- - H t 'fV V - - it 'T i . f f if f-l ; 4 (), i - r View of cyclotron v - - S Award of the coveted Comstock scientific prize for achievement on physics to Dr. Ernest Orlando Lawrence, professor at the University of California, again focuses attention of the scientific world on the atom smashing machine he invented. The device, called a "cyclo tron", whirls minute particles of matter at high speed against a target Their path after being smashed is directed through a chamber of. water vapor which reveals the course of the disinte grated particles and makes possible the study of their nuclei. Dr. Lawrence is fast becoming one of the world's leading physicists. Dr. A. N. Logan Is Buried, Portland PORTLAND. Nov. 27--Fun-eral aervices were held here to- dar for Dr. A. N. Logan, 90, once a prominent specialist of Boston and New York City and fiiend of President Grover Cleveland and Calvin Coolidge. He died Thursday night at Devil's Lake, where he had lived since retiring from his fruit and nut acreage at Newberg, Oie. "If all would devote a little more attention to golf, fishing and hiking, they wouldn't need a doctor's services as often as they do, he once told friends who ex pressed wonder at his continued activity. ... He supported the claim by playing from 18 to 45 holes of golf daily 'within the past few years, .often scoring In the 80's. A native of England, he came to the United States as a child. graduating from the University of Pennsylvania in 1873. Mrs. Logan died in 1933. No immediate relatives survive. 20-30 Advised of Iron Lung Project The Salem Elks plan for pro viding an "iron lung" for local emergency use was outlined at the Salem 20-30 club meeting Friday night by Clifton Mudd of the fraternal organization. He invited the club to send a rep resentative to the general meet ing of civic groups' delegates to consider the question early next month. Mi3& Maxine Sautter, local blind girl for whom a "Seeing Eye" dog was obtained by the 20-30 club, .was scheduled to start home with the trained dog this week from the Seeing Eye institute - at Morristown, N. J.. it was announced at the meet-1 a prankster was thus celebrat ing, f ing Thanksgiving. j Shave .ip Any: Time o A Schick Sh No" Muss No Fuss A LIFETIME OF SHAVING Comfort With a Schick Close shaves and quickly, and never a cut or a scrape, and no lather or blades the greatest single pleasure a man may have in his own personal affairs is- Com fort in Shaving. You get it with the Schick. Why Not Make Him Happy With a Schick : WDXETTS ' Capital Drug Store State at Liberty . Church. Sponsors Minstrel Program The Friendly class of the Knight Memorial Sunday school will spon sor a free negro minstrel show at the church on Friday night. December -3, at 7:45 o'clock. Tyler Morley-will act as inter locutor with end men, Frank Mar tin, William Drakely, Walter Mc Cune and Melvin Snyder. The chorus and cast of the one- act play, "Uncle Eben's Surprise Party" includes Mrs. Lloyd Arnold, Mrs. Frank Martin.Mrs. Orville Bowers, Mr. and Mrs. Fred Boyer, Mn and Mrs, William Drakely, Walter McCune, Tyler Morley, Melvin Snyder and Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Fiske. One of the featured musical numbers will be a solo', ."Lone some Road" by Ray Drakely. A candy sale and old fashioned box 'social will follow the enter tainment. Slot Machines in Courtroom Rifled WHEELING, W. Va., Nov. 27. -(P)-A burglar broke into the police court room and rifled the money boxes in 28 slot machines which had been seized in raids. Police on duty failed to hear the intruder shattering the glass o nthe machines with a sledge hammer and did not discover the burglary until hours later. Offer of Free Turkey Sandwiches Only Prank PORTLAND, No. 27-)-A dozen men hurried to two down town restaurants where, a tele phone call Bald, there were free turkey sandwiches, only to learn aver The OREGON STATESMAN, Salem, Airport Projects Given Large Sum 70 Million Spent; Oregon Leads in Northwest Figures Reveal WASHINGTON, Not. J7.-4PV- Barry L. Hopkins, works progress administrator said today bis or ganization had spent $70,808,617 of federal funds In improving air ports and airways of the nation with relief labor. The expenditures were made in little over a year. The adminis trator said that when completed the work would have cost the fed eral government $89,894,063. In the year ending September 3 Or 277, projects were approved, bringing the total to 1,060. t The work consisted of construc tion and Improvement of airports and ! airways and was carried on in cooperation with the bureau of air commerce. It was confined chiefly to municipal airports but 8,300 air markers were completed during the year. Hopkins said a definite pro gram had been followed in mak ing the Improvements which be predicted would be of "vital Im portance to American aviation, civil, commercial and military." The expenditures to date by states included: i ' Sites ProJ. Expend. Idaho ; 7 7 $ 150.676 Oregon ....16 22 1,969.369 Washington 22 34 l,r62,910 HI at Scio Homes SCIO Mrs. J. Oglesbee is re ported quite ill at her home near Shelburn. Mrs. Fred Roadarmel was re ported 111 Wednesday from pneu monia, following an Indisposition of several weeks. 8, a a a I W -' , , jmZs I Another Great PtS W VA S . lT rS . V -Af A !rrr, 1 I I V J l f( I i I . r I III 111 I 1 SM&t si Never Before so Many Toys to Please A AGAIN! A Huge Display of ILIIOKflSIL ELECTRIC TRAINS 340 Court St. Oregon,' Sunday Morning, November 2SV 1937 "Miss Hungaria" Flits so Husband Commits Suicide KNOCOVA. Czechoslovakia, Not. n.-UP)-A young Hungarian beauty queen a love lor me live lier life of America caused the tragic death of her husband In this sleepy Carpathian village. The beauty, Aranka i Miklos, "Miss Hungarfa 1936," was the bride of Johann Scalaj when he returned proudly to his home here last year from Philadelphia. They were happy until Aranka, think ing of her life In America, soured of their simple farm life. She dis appeared. ScalaJY heart was broken. He burned himself to death in his barn. Rail Rate To Start WASHINGTON, Nov. Z7.-JP)- The ailing railroad industry, mar Bhalled some of its best known leaders today for a fight for high er income. The Interstate commerce com mission will start a hearing Mon dav on the roads' request for a 15 per cent freight .rate increase and a half-cent boost In passenger coach fares on eastern lines These would produce an estimated $508,000,000 in new revenue an nuallv. President J. J. Pelley of the Association of American Railroads is to be the first witness. Others will Include Daniel Willard. presi dent of the Baltimore and Ohio; M. W. Clements, president of the Pennsylvania; F. E. Williamson, nresident of the New Yoric ten tral, and Hale Holden, chairman of the. Southern Pacific. mm Phone 4433 Parley Monday ! " V IWANs A U riff x K ! XI itlO Lumber Output in NW Hits low Ebb SEATTLE,, Nov. 27.-UP)-Lum- ber production, orders and ship ments at 177 down and' operating mills In Washington and Oregon reached new lows for a . normal week la the fve days ending No vember 20, the West Coast Lum bermen's association reported to day.; Compared with the week ending November 13, .during which some mills operated! only four days be cause of a holiday, the latest re port showed a slight increase. . Compared with other normal weeks, the lumbermen's associa tion said the rate of cutting at mills was 45.9 per cent of its average weekly cut during 1926 29, good days in the lumber in dustry. Production for the week ending November 20 totaled 72.702,181 board feet, about 10 million feet less than the week ending Novem ber 6, latest comparable five-day period, and about 20 million feet less than the weekly production during October. 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