The Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1916-1980, March 21, 1937, Page 18, Image 18

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MAMA, 1 WONDER IP. IT'S
SAFE TO LEAVE THAT
HANDY MAN ALONE IN
THE HOUSE ?
J,
HE LL BE IN THIS
ROOM NEXT
; I'LL; LEAVE A WATCH
; HERE TO TEST HIS
HONESTY I
THAT'S ODD I
THERE HE GOES
RUNNINZr
DOWN THE
STREET 1
I HAD THE
RIGHT HUNCH ! )
HE'S GONE,
AND SO tS (
The: - I
WATCH!
WHAT
WATCH
T
Oft
Copr 1937. King Feature Syndicate, Inc.
world rights reserved. .
YOUR
WATCH!
MY NEW ....
WRIST-WATCH ?
-YOU LAID IT
OUT TO
TEST HIM?
r
3
I'M
FLL
PHONE
THE
POLICE-
P ' s
NO, FIRST
PHONE THE
JEWELER TO
DUPLICATE
THE WATCH
NO MATTER J
WHAT IT V
rftcrc -J I
MR. PLUNKER, THAT'S
STELLA CLINKER'S DIARY
IN HER OWN 1
HAND-WRITING
Toots and Gasper
. RecUferot U. t. rateM Or)W JL.
-o
t ?
AUZr.9. DEAR DIARY:-1 MET BEN
PLUNKER TODAY. I'M OIN TO SET MY CAP
DODO BUT HE'S RICH,, AND I CRAVE
fcf CASPER,
WHERCD
X THIS?
D
DONALD
FLICKER
EVIDENTLY BY A
MISTAKE STELLA SENT
ITTO ME INSTEAD
OR THE BOOK
I LOANED HER
Y
it
Hi
SEPT. IS. DEAR DIARY.- I'M ENGAGED TO
BEN. X LOATHE THE OLD FOOL, BUT I'LL BE
HIS WIFE LONtr ENOUGH TO GRAB SOME
Of HIS DOUH , AND THEN FLL, .
cyiVfc HIM THE AIR-.J... . Jr-s
i
A BEAT IT ! A
v THIS 15 NONE
-v ( OR YOUR AFFAIR, ),
NOV.. DEAR DIARY:- BEN OILTED ME AT
THE ALTAR TODAY. HIS WIFE SHOWED UP
MNO IT SHE HADN'T DIVORCED
HIM AS HE THOUGHT. I'M LAD
TO BE RID OF HIM BUTif I'LL.
MISS HIS DOUZrH-
TO
JAN. 24,1937. DEAR DIARY:
M'M SUJNair BEN FOR &1DOO,000
HEART-BALM. TM PRETENDING )
THAT TM BROKEN-HEARTED,
BUT I'M TICKLED SILLY TOCeJI
THROUGH WITH THE OLD A
BALD EAM-E JT
THIS FINISHES HER V
V SUIT AGAINST ME!
I NOW I'VE. G-OT HER
WHERE I
f THIS REACHED ME JUST V 1X 7 "YES, SUCH 15 THE
I 1NT1METOOTS ATTHE I SoVIV LURE OF SCANDAL !
VERY HOUR HER LAW ' vH f EAGER THRONES
I SUIT 15 SCHEDULED V x I HAVE JAMMED