' The 0 liXON STATESMAN. Salem. Urejrotw stmaay Blorninjr, uecemoer 1U31 Why Play the Bass Viol? A thrilling description of orchestral instruments, their, history, their moods, their part in the 'music colony." . By HAL CAMPBELL, B. M. I attended a concert on one occasion . expressly to hear a much heralded work by a "new man' with a "message," from the "new school.' I am of the "old school" myself, old fashioned enough to prefer the older tonal systems of Bach, Beethoven and Wagner. Am tolerant, though skeptical of these "polytonie" (several keys at once) tone-poets, O- with their super - counterpoint; their "mystic chords," and other Innovations that flout the limita tions ot the human ear, but this was too much."-. ;'.v f: .v ,.:.-. Eren to one crown accustomed to the hysterics ot Schonberg, Scriabine, Stravinsky and their kind, the 'work" was unendur able, ugly, stark and decadent. I listened to the first "episode." bnt soon after the second, with its discordant tutti triads; moving en masse as if welded together; my Interest went, and I found myself studying the faces of the performers Instead of listening to this stomach-ache ot sound; the grumbUngs, and the belchings of this ultra-modernist from the "school ot musical indigestion" ot which, so said the accepted organs of ultra-modernism, he was the ltlarh nrit .'- . Perfectly obliviojns to the caco phony, I permitted my eye to wan der over the large, augmented en aemble. According to the written Instructions on the onusical score, the lights were turned down low. In the half light my glances swept over the strings, past the crouch ing figure of the conductor, who gesticulated, with his outstretched arms' and swaying figure, a "scare-crow" In the moonlight. Orer to the line of basses which stood, like blackened, saplings in a,, fire swept forest and on to the percussion - section, (augmented) where waving arms thrashed out the syncopated rhythm of a bar baric theme. Hence my eyes caught the shimmer ot brass, glinting In the softened rays of the sole flood-light overhead, the horns, the trumpets, the trom : bones, (augmented), the wood "wind and towering above them the ponderous tubas. Why Play A bass. Viol? My scrutiny of the players as a whole complete, I began studying the faces of each individual, hop ing to learn the clue to the selec tion ot the Instrument each played. The bass viol! What Is there In a bass viol, even thougb It was fashioned In the workshop of a De Salo, to claim the attrac tion of a man? " It grants and groans, ' as its usually, short, bald-headed owner aws back and forth over enor mous strings with "a clumsy look ing bow. Occasionally the. bow is upraised, and with deft digits the strings, resin strewed, are pluck ed. Dust flies as the taut cat-gut snaps against the finger-board, and from Its beUy is emitted stac cato croaks, as if dismally pro testing the torture. . The bass viol player alwaya looks bored to death. His face resembles a.Brenda mask. Never a smile creeps over his serious countenance. Classical symphony; the syncope ot a jazs' song;, the whole bow bass ot the lugubrious "crooner's" nostalgic lament, it's all the same to the bass viol play er. Just another night's work to this unemotional old German, as he see-saws methodically and dreams. . Perhaps he Is away ahead ot his "part." Back to his small, room, vhere his slippers, his pipe, his Schopenhauer beer, cheese, ' pretzels.- await him. .Watch, after Me performance, and you'll see - him emerge from the "stage en trance." See him bending, Atlas like, under the weight ot his "bull-fiddle," canvas covered and . strapped over his 1 shoulders. Watch him as he trudges down the back street, for "Fritz" must carry his Instrument home, since there Is ao room for such a mon strous, kennel like thing on a street car. What made this quiet, unooiruBive, Teuton cnoose a bass-viol as a medium to gain livelihood? , OHo.is . Somber-Toned - One can understand a man's preference for the somber-toned 'cello. It seems a member of the string family grown old and mel low with age. It has sowed its wUd oats and lias settled down. Its place In-the: orchestra is as sured. To Its care master tone poets -have entrusted throbbing, despairing; ecstatic " love songs - Tschaikowsky in his "Pathet Ique," as an instance. On its shapely shoulders the foundation ot the string quartet must lean. Yes, one . can readily understand the - melancholy -looking man's preference for the violincello. -What is there in a trombone that Induces man to take It up as his choice of Instruments? Its . brazen throat gives forth little that can be called music, in the . strict sense of the word. A bla tant bully strutting down the street with a "chip" on his shoul- -' der-trueulent, defiant raucous voiced, belligerent. It has no do mesne virtues iiae tne violin or the cooing, gentle, flute. True, It struts In the front rank of the , ' band. Supreme in Its brazen glory, but is never asked to perform at a "musical evening! in company with Debussy, Chopin, Tartini or Krelsler. Only a supreme optimist would seek new lodgings with a trombone case under his arm. By no stretch ot the imagination can It be called a "cozy Instrument." It has Its glorious moments, doubtless, as when it announces the entrance of an all conquering hero, or in such passages as Verdi gave to it in "Aida," when its clarion voice is given the "tune." Here, with five others of Its kin. .it raises its tapering throat heav enwards lest they crumble the walls of the canvas city with their exultant blast. A few moments ot glorious bombast, then to sink once more Into a peaceful senility. What kink la the' cosmic make up of a man ever Induced .him to select a trombone as a means of keeping the wolf from his door? A disappointed trumpet player, perhaps, or was It his fingers were not nimble enough tor the Intri cacies ot a fret? This I wondered as I gazed at the trombonist Sow revelling with demoniac zest in the dissonant triads before them, flushed and exultant. Difficult too, is It to find a clue for the selection of a tuba, the constructor of the brass choir, Hercules with a "union card," looking tor all the world,-like a man enmeshed in the tentacles of some huge octopus, he seems to be struggling, straining and putt ing to f res himself. Ot all Instru ments, why a tuba? Bassooa Is Wise. Cracking Clowa - . And the bassooa. A wise-cracking clown ot the modern ensem ble, the stabilizer of the wood wind family. To think ot the bas soon is to recall Gluck, Haydn, Mozart, Handel. With them It went to the ornate ballroom of the affluent and the opulent, the Esterhazys. et aL Candle lit sa lons, silks, satin, brocade, peru kes; white-wigs, patches, powder, patcholi; Jewelled, buckled shoes; snuft boxes; courtsies and sly in nuendo. Fallen today from its once high estate to become the Ed Wynn ot the. modern orchestra, .to utter with its double lips, gutteral. Ra belaisian wheezes, Falstaff In a high hat, shocking his compan ions, the genteel flute, and the timorous oboe. .. " I could understand one's love for the oboe. It is the pipe of Pan come .again to rival the music ot broken, windswept, marsh-reeds. To a mortalwith a delicately at tuned ear its plaintive, haunting notes suggest a pastorale, green hills; Indolent sheep grazing un der a Turneresque sky; drifting, fleecy clouds; in a windless air. The soft plash of water-fauns, or the gathering of "ancient gods come to lament a strange, turbu lent, fallen world Debussy! Thing of Sobs Is Saxophone The saxophone! It deserves our pity, not our scorn, for it is but the issue of an illicit union, forced into the streets to acquire the vicious habits, the vulgarities and the corruption of the dance-hall. Here, tonight. It was in strange company at the demand of this ultra-modern weaver ot discord ant sounds. Out ot its element, one felt .only compassion. In its own element it is a thing of sobs, moans and groans, as if bitterly grieving for a wasted life. A "poor high symphonic society It fell into disreputable company, to dispense mournfully, sagging, seasick melo dies of "mammy's love," the ba thos of slimy amorousness; yearn ing nostalgia; and clotted sensu ality, to a perspiring dance crowd. It walks the streets, the Pariah ot instruments, in company with the banjo. Its Ethiopian hand-me- down bed - fellow, jewelled and painted. Like the humblest of God's crea tufes it has occasional moments of ecstasy, when Jt sobs out the yard stick sentiment of a cloying valse in the perfumed man-made moon light.; By its soft infection lover's transfer their, rouge from lip to Cheek, dreaming awhile' of lotus blooms; tropical languor; wed ding-rings; and light housekeep ing to awaken rudely in the glare of the upturned lights, and find that things are not always wnat tney seem. ' Who but an ardent flutist would puff and blow to coax over tones out of a flute1; or risk san guinary apoplexy puffing into the absurdly small mouth of a sawed- off, shrill, screeching niccolo. while the violins loop the loop ot gaudier parts in perfect safety and comparative ease? It also has moments of glory, as when it whistles and shrieks as the wind tnrough the taut rigging of the doomed ship in Wagner's opera. "Flying Dutchman." or when it walks grotesquely and alone with the bass viol in a Puccini score. Unlike its elongated brother, that breathes zephyrs and roulades. tne piccolo is the voice of the witch and the rushing wind, of striie. . stress, and Incantations. What was it in these the oldest or instruments, to attratt a man? The face of the player elves no clue. i Bon a Pagan The Drum There is something in a drum that Intrigues our affections. It has no melody, full tone, or modal scales to bewilder or disturb it. It is the "oldest Inhabitant" of the music colony. It came out of the mists ot the dark ages, when a swain's amatory qualifications were judged by his ability to wield a war, club, .slay a saber-tooth ti ger, or disarrange a prehistoric belle's permanent wave, as he dragged her to his . bachelor's apartment. 'It went regularly to church and temples. It took Its place alongside high priests at rites and rituals, but it has no hint of piety or holy living. "Born a pa gan it has remained a pagan. It is a link between the thin veneer of civilization and the pagan in us; a rattle, and we are full cousins to the savage. Fundamentally it has remained unchanged ; throughout the ages, from the time its shell consisted a hollowed out log. un til , today, with its ornate trap pings and burnished splendor. The heritage ot every known tribe and people it was, as It is today the symbol of modern restlessness.- ' : It followed the banners ot Char lemagne, Genghis Khan and the triumphant Jaesar. It beat a "flourish" and shared the glories of Austerlltx, Wagram and Mar engo with Napoleon. It beat the retreat on Russian steppes and on the field ot Waterloo. It heralds the birth of a king, and, muffled. follows, him to the grave. : Sup press the drum and we would meet world peace halt way down the road. . .- .. ' - It Is no respecter of persons. It shared the splendor of the silken teats of Pharoah of Egypt, and the squalor and canvas tent of "Little Egypt" of the side shows. A four note theme from Its vibrant skin. and Beethoven launches his mighty fifth symphony. A "roll of," and the Elk's parade Is on its way. Drums are the tools of content ed persons who, knowing' they lack the finer touch for the strings, yet take the world as they find it and make It happier and jollier withah Yes, there is some- thingabout a drum that holds our affections. "Tally Ho" The French Horn Does dire necessity drive a mu sician to his choice ot an- instru ment? If not, explain why a man selects a French horn. Perhaps It was because it is an easier method of gaining a livelihood he-selected these delicate colls of brass, in a field where competition was not so keen.' But why this twisted mass of piping with the haunting voice and the temperamental an ticts ot a grand opera diva, con juring up- mental -pictures of Elfland. Sherwood oaks, and midsummer-night dreams? Did he get his start In the town band pecking at the "after beats" with an "up right," or did he yearn ' for It from the time he cut his teeth on a teething-ring, adorned with a contraption that gave forth a wee sy, single note; as a sturdier youngster yearns that some day he may be an aviator, a locomotive driver, or a brigadier-general on a white Arab charger? Perhaps he Inherited the desire from an unknown forbear who sounded tire "tally hoi" on his "wald horn," to the accompaniment of baying hounds, clattering hoots, and the shouts ot scarlet-clad riders racing to the "kill." I look at the faces of the play ers, but the answer to the riddle is not there. This stolid looking section takes things very serious ly, giving not a hint that the fiery blood ot a roUicking huntsman is in their veins. Somehow I fancied they would fraternize with the bass players and after their work was done, seeking, I would find them together, drinking beer from steins, discussing Hitler, his nazi cohorts, the Wagners, Beyrouth, and the "union scale" of wages. The French horn! A splendid thing, indispensable, as are all other units of the great ensemble, but why did he select It? I ask myself the question, as my eyes Wander to the trumpet section. This much I had learned as I watched the trumpeters. The in strument the man played, in some way reflected the personality and the temperament of Tthe player. A Jolly, go - as - you - please; rotund group are these - trumpet players. Tonight is their big chance and they are revelling In it. It has been years in the coming. From the genial "Papa" Haydn, throngh Berlioz, Meyerbeer, and Wagner came their opportunity. From sub servience to arrogance, and arro gant they 'are now as they fling out the theme, boldly and blatant ly. After years of subjection, as unimportant as a man at his own wedding, at last they have "ar rived." They came on the wave of ultra-modernism. They answered the- beckoning finger of the Im pressionist and emerged from ob scurity to effulgence. Musical "beggars 1 on horseback." They rushed to the feast ot highly fla vored foods, eating their fill when once they were content with the crumbs. Over-dressed offspring of the Keren which caused the walla of Jericho to totter, natural sons ot the Chatsozerah, from the days (Continued on page 7) PRINTED Select Your Christmas Cords Now J And buy cards that are best suited both to yourself and the persons to whom you send them. This year we have a more varied and interesting selection than ever before. 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