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About The Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1916-1980 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 11, 1934)
SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 1934 TOMORROW IS I'D. LIKE TO BUY! WE HAVEN'T ANY 7 6imme OKAY. !HlERE IS ANOTHER CUT-OUT OF YOUN PAPA'S BIRTHDAY PAFW A PRESENT. MONEV RUT WF FIFTY CENTS. PAPA.TUZ I OTTA - RIIV CI iMnki JUNIOR! BUT I HAVEN nr ANY MONEY TO BUY HIM A TOO, BUT WHAT CAN BORROW WILL I USE FOR J SOME PROM HERE YOU DANNY HOOFER jREl HIS MONEY? ?p . PAPA! n fYTUPC PRESENT! -t AWFUL WILL H4 IrlPCBT APPEARl. tfsrr JIIfMPHY U 77 SHiESE CLOTHES I JJL J ' AND HATS i l VSTX xXf ARE FOR YOUR V . m&r - PAPA, I'VE. X VERY WELL, SIMPLY 40TTA I ) HEREi YOU I HATE TO ASKYOtyPAPA, BUT I'VE OTTA have THREE DOLLARS! IT LOOKS LIKE THINGS AREOlN6 UP! . 6imme TEN DOLLARS, PAPA! QUICK! PLEASE (GjIMME f HAVE YOU FIVE DOLLARS, Y tOT THE ) PAPA! ITS URGENT! A MINUSES , WHAT'S THEBJj IDEA OF ALL OF YOU WANTING MONEY AT THE DON'T SAY I TOLD VOU. PAPA .BUT WE'RE ALL I7ONNA BUY YOU BIRTHDAY PRESENTS! I CANT AFFORD I TO HAVE MANY BIRTHDAYS AT THAT RATE, , MAMA I T fa If O 1934. King Features Syndicate, Inr . Crt Britain rights reserved. PAPA,YOU'RE THE LIMIT! NOBODY CAN PLEASE YOU" HERE WE'RE 61VIN4 VOU A LOT OF IFTS, AND STILL YOU COMPLAIN! 7 EE. WE'RE 4LAD TO SEE YOU AAIN,! UNCLE EVERETT! VOU BOTH TOO, TOOTS! HOW IS ABNER? Toots and Casper JUgiKcred l S Patent Otter A." BEND BAOTONDCTTED UNE l) tlMMvHuRPHh V THAT'S WHAT WE WANT V YES t KNOW HP'S TO TALK TO VOU ABOUT IN LOVE WITH ELLEN ABNER IS VOINvV TO BE FERGUSON, AND I DON'T piMWJtu: BLAME HIM FOR v DM AT;X r i HER- V - BUT HE'S NO LONGER ENtAAED TO ELLEN FERGUSON, UNCLE! HE'S vtOINCt TO MARRY STELLA CLINKER! ill X STELLA J CUI1KER? t A fREAT SCOTT. J ) TOOTS! YOU I VNv 1 lull ICT ric- II I UOKIN! (j OI NO, IT'S TRUE! ABNER RECENTLY BROKE HIS ENAAfcEMENT TO ELLEN, AND ANNOUNCED THAT HE'S CrOINfcr TO MARRY STELLA! ABNER! WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU BElNj ENAED TO STELLA CLINKER ? YES, EVERETT I AM iOIN6 TO MARRY STELLA BUT LET'S NOT DISCUSS THAT! I'M. SURE .CrLAD TO SEE Orf)U AiAJN! a ABNER, YOU MUST COME TO YOUR SENSES BEFORE X?JS? LATE- ELLEN FERGUSON HAS ALWAYS wwvKk iwu iuu rnur ts& crazy to tiiom , HER DOWN FOR A WOMAN WHO IS ONLY INTERESTED IN YOU FOR YOUR MONEY! 1 UT ? EVERETT IS CERTAINLY 1 V V LAYING DOWN THE LAW TO 1 I ABNER! USTEN TO J l ' VOU AND I HAVE BEEN V THEN I UESS LIFE-LONCt FRIENDS, ABNERBUT ( WE'RE THROUGH UNLESS YOU IVE UP STELLA CUNKER 1 EVERETT I n THR0U6H WITH YOU! because I'm CiOlNCy TO MARRY STELLA! IF EVERETT ONLY KNEW THE TRUTH- -It) SOONER DIE THAN MARRY STELLA BUT SHE HAb A CLUB OVER MY HEAD; tVE6rOTTO MARRY HER TO PREVENT HER FROM EXPOSINCr THAT CURSED LETTER- IT'S AMAZ1NA- what jy (4RIP STELLA HAS ON ABNER! HE'S WILLING TO 6ylVE UP ALL OF US FOR HER I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT IF HE WON'T USTEN TO YOU EVERETT,THEN HE WONT LISTEN TO ANYBODY! r ilk a i llMMY. I V A' to" y I j ' ABNER! LET'S drET MARRIED NEXT WEEK! t. TUAT AGREEABLE TO DEAR? THAT WOULD SUIT Mf trtKier IF ELLEN WAS TO BE MY BRIDE INSTEAD OF YOU. STELLA RUT tuu Kb THE DICTATOR AND I HAVE IVU LMUILt IN THE MATTER! TOU, GtAVL THF MATTCDI L I ftLS I V ' I W I 4 V III ..V It 111 7-w I r THEN IT'S ALL SET! CUPID WE1-L BE MARRIED IS USUALLY NEXT WEEK! OH, ABNER, I PICTURED I'M SO HAPPY! I WITH A S LITTLE BOW Y?yY AND ARROW, 9 ? BUT HE fOcffk JvttJ USED A ttJA' OAT 1 . fcutt Syndiatc. loc, CwtBriwlB ritfm 1A IIEXT WEEK COMES THE DAY OF TRIUMPH FOR STELLA. BUT TO ABNER POOR FELLOW! IT WILL BE THE DAY His HAPPINESS EtZPS! " M