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About The Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1916-1980 | View Entire Issue (April 16, 1933)
liliilh: 511 A 1 SUNDAY, APRIL 16, 1933 mm 1 lit 5P JltlMRPHY 1VE GOT A DATE TO 60 SHOPPING WITH MRS. BUMP TODAY, BUT I'M ALL IN FROM THE PARTY LAST NltrHTl YOU'D BETTER G5, MAMA! MRS. BUMP ISASTRAM&ER HERE AND SHE'S ANXIOUS TO SEE -THE STORES. NO, SHE'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME TODAY! I'LL MAKE IT SOME OTHER. TIME! 7. SHELL BE TERRIBLY DISAPPOINTED IF YOU BREAK THE DATE, MAMAl 3 0 III o n V PUT THAT'PHONE DOWN,MAMA! DONT CANCEL THE DATE WITH HER! SHE'S ANXIOUS TO SEE THE STORES AND I WANT YOU TO GO WITH HER IV 1 WELL, I'LL GO I GUESS I CAN DRAG MYSELF AROUNDBUT I COULD DROP FOR ALL YOU CARE! t3 E rl SURE HAD A HARD TIME GETTING MAMA TO KEEP THAT DATE! SHED K&VEK HAVE BUDDED OUT OF l HE MUU5& TODAY."- IF I HADN'T 'O i INSISTED C7CTI IT! CLOTHES ARE FOR THE T0OTS1E doll OF LAST WEEK! V rrs aptpb yx f'ri otk V AND MAMA HASN'T RETURNED YET ! MRS. BLIMP MUST HAVE DRAGGED HER INTO EVERY STORE IN TOWN! OILPAPA! I'M SO GLAD I WENT DOWNTOWN! 1 RAN INTO THE MOST WONDERFUL BAR6AUIS AND I BOUGHT MYSELF A NEW v SPRfrlr OmfT FPOM FOOT! 19). King ; Syndiate. he, Crro Brinln rights raani o 3! SERE IS ANOTHER CUT-OUT OF TEDDY HOOFER! HIS CLOTHES WILL BE PRINTED tlEXT WEEK! HOOFER BEK& BACK ON DOTTED LINE URPttf- Toots and Casper RO&ER KAlLERTCIl IS HOT A RICH HAN! HoR THIRTY YEARS HE HAS BEEN EMPLOYED, AS. A GARDENER, ON UNCLE EVERETTS ESTATE AT PRAIRIE JUNCTION! rvr, what an astokisichG revelation! ikto wonder we're all speechless with amazement! oer kallertons one wish was for a brief taste of luxury and uncle everett recently Granted that wish ll of roger kallertons expenses for his BEAUTIFUL SUITE AT THE HOTEL HIS SERVANTS AND HIS UM0US1NES WERE PAID BY EVERETT! GEE, UNCLE EVERETT I WHAT A UOLT STELLA CLINKER IS DUE FOR! SHE'S ENGAGED TO MARRY, ROtarER KA1LERT0N AND SHE THINKS HE'S A MILLIONAIRE! ROGER NEVER TOLD HER . THAT HE IS RICH! sue TOO IT FOR RANTED! HE'S ON THq LEVEL! HE LOVES HER AND HE THINKS SHE LOVES HIM! J1 s l u til NOBODY SCHEMED AAAtNST STELLA Cl SHE DID ALL THE SCHEMING AND SHE'S BEEN TRAPPED BY HER OWN SCHEME! SHE CRUELLY JILTED ABNER AND SET HER CAP FOR ROGER BECAUSE SHE THINKS THAT RO61ER IS MUCH RICHER THAN ABNER! f DONT REPEAT WHAT I'VE TOLD YOUTOOTS! I KUQcrC ISAIULKIUN Its LcJWlNcx WITH ME NlUNUfHr POK KKA1R1& JUNCTION! HIS LIFE OF LUXURY IS OVER! NOW HE'S GOING BACK TO HIS V IOB IN MY GARDENS! CHEER UP, ABNER! STELLA JILTED YOU AND YOU MI6HT AS WELL FORGET IT! 9i IT'S GONNA TAKE TIME FOR ME TO FORGET STELLA! SHE'S A MIGHTY FINE WOMAN. - - - - ' CVEKtTT ! A I'D FEEL, SORRY FOR STELLA IF SHE HADN'T BEEN SO CRUEL, TO ABNER! UNCLE EVERETT DENIES IT RUT I'VE GOTTA HUNCH HE DELIBERATELY SENT MR. KAILERTON HERE, POSING AS A RICH MAN, TO TEST STELLA'S LOVE k -"I . rVn V. COME ONTOOTS ! PACK YOUR JZ iHINcjo; 1 WANT YOU AND PRAIRIE JUNCTION WITH ME! BUT, UNCLE! THIS 15 SUCH SHORT NOTICE! I'M 6LAD UNCLE EVERETT I NVITED US, CASPER ! WE ALWAYS HAVE SUCH A NICE TIME IN PRAIRIE JUNCTION! WELL , BUTTERCUP! YOU'RE 601N TO HAVE YOUR RRST AIRPLANE RIDE! 8 I'LL BE BACK 7 OH.ROER! N U IN TWO WEEKS ) ( t LOVE YOU SO! J 1 STELLA DARLING I CAN HARDLY WAIT AND WE'LL ET( UNTIL WE'RE , RTE THERE HE 60ES! DEAR OLD ROER! HE MADE HIS MONEY ALL BY HIMSELF. BUT WHEN WE'RE MARRIED LITTLE STELLA WILL DO A THOROUGH JOB OF SPENDING IT FOR HIM! OH, STELLA! OU DONT KNOW IT , YET. BUT YOUR &IEED HAS BEEN YOUR UNDOING! 'ih. YOU'LL SOON BITTERLY RE&RET THE WAY YOU SO nUTlILESSLY JILTED ABNER! THIS WILL BE MY RRST RIDE IN A PLANE, MR. CHUCKLE! YOU'LL MAKE A GOOD AVIATOR, ROGER, BECAUSE YOU vE BEEN UP IN THE CLOUDS EVER SINCE YOU MET STELLA! COME ON! LET'S ALL HOP INTO MY PLANE AND GET 601N4! S THE PR1VATF PLANE "SPEEDS ON IT'S WAY TO PRAIRIE JUNCTION OUR THOUGHTS ARE OF STELLA! What a shock she's due fou viism SHE LHARUS THAT KZR FlAt!CtL ROiEU KAILERTON IS NOT A RICH HAN! jlMM V MURPHY 4.-16. S5jCH FOR INTERESTING DElJ0pMEJ4TS U2XT Y.TEK! - ft O lfm Tn. C...J- . . ... - TT ! . Iff i 41 TV 1 J