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About The Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1916-1980 | View Entire Issue (March 12, 1933)
. r ?5S YWM, SUNDAY , MARCH 12, 193a HEAVENLY DAYS, PAU LOOK WHAT JITSOtt IS DOING! ISTHATIflOvJUNSGR? SIIAK2Q1 YOU FOR MAKING PUN OF YOUR H&REIS UNCLE MS OOOF! WATCH FOR HIS - NCTYWOTRMS inKZCT WEEKS PAPER! MHue.. JINiMPHY CLOTHES , o & AREHK i am ' YOU'RE MAD AT UNCLE MSOOF BECAUSE HE QUIT CjIVINGYOU NICKELS TO BUY CANDY! YOU dontlike HIM EITHER, CX) YOU, PAPA? 1 HEARD YOU SAY THAT HE'S A TIGHTWAD1. 5 WHAT I SAID HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THT YOU -MUST LEARN TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS! BE60KE! OF COURSE WOULDN'T WANT JUNIOR TO SEE I ME SMlLING,BUt I THATS REAL1Y A GOOD 1 LIKENESS OF UNCLE I MS600F!TSK'TiK! ZJ y. i I've Got to ERASE THISIF IT TAKES ALL DAY AH2I1! sincErrKHJ DID YOU DECORA CARICATUIUST? A p 1 933, "King Features Syndicate, Inc.. Great Britain rights reserved 7- -BUTUNCLE MSOOFt PLEASE LISTEN TO ME! I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING! BAH! TKE0R KAStRTC:j DOLL OF LAST WEEK. STELLA CLINKER ANDASE&R WILL BE MARRIED t2XT tEK BUT,AT THE MOMENSHESMOT THINKING OF HER HUSBAND-TO-BE! BQer MIND IS RULED WITH THOUGHTS OF THE MULTI MILLIONAIRE BACHELOR P nc&siuxEsnz! I COULD TELL THAT FROM THE WAY HE GENTLY SQUEEZED MY FINGERS WHEN WE SHOOK HANDS THE OTHER DAY! 2" .a Toots .and Casper lEADOWS SEND BACK ON DOTTED LINE.. riEXT YEQCby request WELL PRINT A NEW CUT-OUT OF JUN30RSBIG SISTER. BUNNY! ' STELLA CLINKER IS A STUNNING WOMAN ANDVERYEfisanrn& if she wasnt Already ENGAGED I COULD FALL FORHER HYSEUrl rass cu::xer is ON THE TELEPHONE, MR. KA1LEKTQN! l WAS OUST THINKING OF YOU WHEN THE PHONE RANG, STELLA I FEEL SO ACEL TEREDTHAT MAN LIKE YOU SHOULD THINK OF POOR LnTLE Mc.KUcrtlKl I ALWAYS HEARD THAT RICH MEN ARE SO 5TERN AND RHSERVED,BUT I FEEL RIGHT AT HOME WHEN I'M TALKBSSfit TO YOU ! 7 1 5k- THEPLEASUREIS ALL MINESTELLA! ITS A PRIVILEGE TO CONVERSE WITH A CHARMING LADYLIKE YOU! ROGER M31TRE ATVLP1IU, t CALLED UP TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE COMINGTO MY I WDM TUU WtKfc IF I HAD MY WAY,STELLA, IT LET ACTZI BETHE BEST MAN AND rD BE THE EIlCS-6C0rtBUT THAT COULD NEVER BE BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT ME IF YOU KNEW MORE ABOUT ME! I ALWAYS TAKE EVERYBODY AT FACE VAUUE.ROGER! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ANYONE'S FAST! ITS THE FUTURE THAT CONCERNS ME! rABNER ISN'T NEARLY AS WEALTHY AS ROGERBUT n uww in toe nMWU 13 WWK I H i WO IN THE BUSH! nMuu i nftKKY MBNcR OR DROP HIM AND SET n y wk r-UK KOcrEK ? I MUST THINK FAST ! WELL, I'VE MADE MY DECISION ND 1 LL 5EEITTHR0UGH! NO MAN CAN RESIST STELLA CUNXERJ I THINK t COULD WIN ROGER ICAJLERTONS HEART IF I TRIED! t THINK I COULD BECOME HIS WIFE IF t WANTED TOBUTl MUST BE TACTFUL! IF I WERE TO DROP ABNER, AND THEN FAIL, .THE COLO FOR FAIR! & Jffl A 3i I a i mm b m aA'II , Life MR. ABNER IS HERE, MI5S .CLINKER! LET'S 6ETMABS1E0 or;2 WEEK FRCT TCa, ACSODEAR ISTHAT AaKEEABLE TO YOU? I V 15 IT ? WHY, STELLA, I CAN HARDLY WAIT UNTIL THEN! XH THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD! ik 'ii. ra x i lit ill an r I 1 X KM 11 I III HELLQ, TAILOR? YOU'D BETTER SrEED U? WORK ON THAT CUTAlW SUmoRDERED TO WEAR ATMY FIANCEES HOME AND SHE PROMISED TO MARRY ME KZXTVfEEK! m AREYOOTOBS MARRIED NEXT WEEKJUNCLE ABNER? YESTOOTS! STELLA AND I WILL BE MARRIED ONE WEEK FROM TODAY, AND WELL LEAVE ON OUR HOKlfVMfVkl TUB CAMP Mi tnrl i n dUiNx DOWNTOWN NOW TO MAKE STEAMSHIP UESETtVATlO 13 A o - " N. II I II I" I f WHY, MRS. FERGUSON, ) I VOUT?E NOT LEAVT? j I V ARE YOU? 7 YES,TOOTS! I'M LEAVING FOR PRAIRIE OUNCTKjN IN THE MORNING! JESB.FER6U20N 1 Atmm, hwvl SUT?S LEAVING PURPOSELY TOAVOATTENDlNr THE COMING WEDDIN;! SHE SECRETLY LOVES ABNER AND 5HE COULDNT BEAR TO BE PRESENT WHEN 3TE.LLA CLINKER BECOMES HIS e I933w King Ftaogo SyadkMc. Ortat Briua fiw HAYTHZY UVE HAPPILY 3-ia. ECZRAFTEni hi I