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About The Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1916-1980 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 20, 1932)
1 ' - i 'Kill:-- , Hi;.,-; . L ' 1 . H ii- 's- " i to&.: t&iV- -tb&v iLidr.Jh r-m hum a feafe S&i w b2S A 1 iA SUNDAY. NOVEMBER 20. 1932 IT'S ; J!Mi.W THEYE HAVW& SPECIAL EXAMINAT10M5 AT THE s Grammar schoolt AND IF THAT BOY NEXT DOOR ET5 BETTER MARKS THAM JUNIOR TD BE MORTIFIED! f:: JUNIOR IS FAJR AT ARITHMETIC AMOEORAPHY, BUT HE'S NOT SO HOT AT SPELUN6! IT JUNIOR HAS THE SEAT BY THE WINDOW AT THE REAR OP t THE CLASS ROOM 14AMA? YES. YOU Nrr-wrr.BuT VJHATSTHAT OT.TODO WITH HIS s EXAMS t V. ITS 40T A LOT TO DO WITH IT BECAUSE IU. BE OUTSIDE OF THAT WJNDOW TO SEE TO IT THAT JUNIOR DOESNT FLUNK IN SPELUNil THAT BOY NEXT DOOR AINTOMNA ET AHEAD OF US! - AND NOV CHILDREN. 4ET YOUR PADS AND PENCILS READY AND WRITE DOWN THE FOLLOWING WORDS AS t READ THEM TnvrauM r- mm r-Tv f II -VOLCANO I VOLCANO V cv i ll f -..i 11 iv ' . . .i-iE-7-r in mil v r-vr y i n , i i xi a v . I WOYfl I Pi UNWFn A LET ME SEE I I V HI T IN SPELLING AND I WHAT PAPA , fwU5 1 1 DOMT UNDERSTAND I WROTE. Lt: II It alkf rPAPA V VJUNiOR! rt -v a.- m "x -YW.fl l .rtAKftA. I I PS-X JUNIOR! I WROTE THE, TEN t WORDS AS YOUR TEACHER CALLED THEM OUT1. JUST HAND THtS PAPER OVER TO HER 1 DISGUISED MY HANfti WRITING TO MAWF IT " f LOOK UKE YOUR St - Y EISA BOW. SO A SWEATER, JOY PAH' DOLL PRINTED LAST WEEK C? ICl'S OSTOf HSR PRETTY CLOTHES WILL BE PRINTED- TOGETHER WITH A NEW CUT-OUT DOLL OF HER Bk ' SISTER ' BU7SHYJ YOU ONLY MISSPELLED ElAHTOF THE TEN WORDS! 80W2C:J! THATS A 000 AVERAGE FOR YOU! t WISH THEY'D RAISE THE AGE LiMITo I COULD STKXYOU BACK IN GRAMMAR SCHOOL.! S- VDlrU BE THt TALLEST PUPIL IN THE CLASS.BUT YOU WOULDNT BE THE SMARTEST .ONE!: I93 King FeMuret Sfndictte, lnf.Gfeat Britainr ijgha rcerred. r i if rv-i' 1 1 1 ittt i i tsi i i If !!. ITTTTl 11 I (II 1 -. I vl I 1 tvf I . f W 1 . ' II I ll rvm. inc. ill ill ill I w I I I III.,! L CUIOQI I I I r i . . ii iiiii WRS SISTER J I MNO BACK ON OOTTED UNE i Ijf J " rnAKTHLORt), l MOUWTVERMOHM.Y. V Tj HAS 6COCOMtC 1 VL ' I STAMPS! CUT DOTTEO UNE II rtV I my Toots and Casper ERE CONES UflCLE EVERETT THE FAMOUS PRAIRIE JUNCTION MILLIONAIRE AND A WOMAN IS IN THE LIMOUSINS WITH HIM! AN IT BE THAT THE : WOMAN IS ELSIE THE GOLDEN-HAIRED SWEETHEART OF HIS YOUTH, THE WOMAN HE'S SEARCHED THE WORLD . TRYIN6T0RND? YES, THERE IS A WOMAN IN THE A HELLO, UNCLE EVERETT I ) TAKE IT EASY. , CAR WITH HIM OH, I HOPE IT'S J I 6EE, I'M 6LAD TO SEE J ( LITTLE LADY) ELSIE! I'LL BET UNCLE EVERETT . VVOU! IS ELSIE WITH f f0&& ATCH YOUR W T GUESS I LET MY IMAGINATION RUN WILD. UNCLE! I THOUGHT THE LADY WITH YOU WAS ELSIE! NO, TOOTS! THIS tS MRS. FERGUSON, AN OLD FRIEND OF ELSIE'S, FROM PRAIRIE JUNCTION ! MRS. FERGUSON WENT THROUGH A SEVERE SPELL OF SICKNESS RECENTLY AND 1 INDUCED HER TO COME TO THE CITY A5 YOUR GUEST FOR A. LITTLE , VACATION! k Cv ' THIS IS MRS.FERGUSON'S FIRST TRIP TO THE CITY. CASPERND V WANT HER TO STAY HERE WITH YOU AND TOOTS! SHE'S A BIT OLD FASHIONED. AND SHE'D FEEL OUT OF PLACE IN A HOTEL! TREAT HER NICE.WONTYOU? SHE'S v, L.Tf BEEN MIGHTY CiOOD TO ELSIE IN DAYS GONE BY. WELL TAKE GOOD CARE OF , mrSuFeruson; DEAR LITTLE BUTTERCUP! I HAVENT SEEN HIM SINCE HE WAS IN PRAIRIE JUNCTION WITH YOU LAST JULY. TOOTS! ' THIS IS YOUR ROOM MRS. FERGUSON! MAKE YOUR SELF RIGHT AT HOME! DO YOU KNOW IF UNCLE EVERETT EVER FOUND ANY CLUES AS TO WHERE ELSIE IS NOW?. o NO. NOT A TRACE. TOOTS, AND I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HIM 1 HEfS A WONDERFUL MAN! FOR YEARS HE'S SPENT HIS TIME AND DEVOTED HIS FORTUNE TO MAKING OTHERS HAPPY! HIS CHARITIES AND GOODNESS HAVE BROUGHT SUNSHINE INTO THOUSANDS OF HOMcoj WHAT A PiTT THAT HE SHOULD BE SO UNHAPPY H1MS 7 J- DAY AND NIGHT SINCE l SAW YOU LAST JULY IVE SEARCHED FOR ELSIE WITHOUT SUCCESS, ICASPER, BUT I'M NOT DISCOURAGED! SOMEWHERE. SOME PLACE SHE'S THINKING OP ME LONGING FOR ME AND SOMEDAY I'LL FIND HER! I KNOW YOU WILL. UNCLE EVERETT, I AND 1 TOLD YOU SO ) IN THE LETTER Y " 1 MAILED TO YOU AN HOUR AGO! 1 WROTE TO TELL YOU ABOUT UNCLE ABNER! WHAT ABOUT ABI1ER ? HE AND STELLA CLINKER HAVE MADE UP AND HE'S MADLY IN LOVE WITH HER! WE tfUI A HUNCH HE'LL MARRY HER BEFORE LONG AND ! THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO BRING HIM TO HIS SENSES! 8 HE MUSTNT MARRY HER! THAT WOULD BE A MISTAKE AND I'LL PUT A STOP TO m STELLA CLINKER IS THE MOST SELFtSH, DESIGNING. MERCENARY, CALCULATING WOMAN I EVER KNEW! THATS WHAT TOOTS TOLD HIM. BUT HE WONT LISTEN TO US! PS-T! HERE HE COMES NOW! YfHY, HELLO, EVERETT! TOLD EVERETT ABOUT ABNERS ROMANCE WITH STELLA. AND,OH,BOY! WAS HE MAD ? LL BET HE'S TELLING ABNER PLENTY RIGHT NOW! LETS LISTEN TO HIM LAYING THE . s I UIM I AVI MA. TUt Gy&jl&.ll TOOTS AND CASPER ARE PREJUDICED AGAINST STELLA, BUT! HOPE YOU AINT, EVERETT!. OF COURSE m NOT. ABNER! YOU'RE N OLD ENOUHTO KNOWWHW UU Kte DOING, AND IF YOU LOVE HER AND SHE LOVES YOU THATS ALL THAT p NECESSARY! DONT TO INNATE ME TO THE WEDDING! VI LEAVE rr TO YOU! OH, YES! WHY YOU ACTUALLY ENCOURAGED HIM! I VALUE ABNER'S FRIENDSHIP TOO MUCH TO JEOPARDIZE IT BY ARGUING WITH HIM ABOUT STELLA! ILL PREVENT HIM FROM MARRYING HERANO I HAVE A PLAN! CASPER, WHEN YOU'RE AS OLD AS I AM yOUUL KNOW THERE ARE MORE WAYS THAM SKIN A ti? n-20. vhiat eyereths rur. IS BUT HIS CLEYCl AKDITKUSTBE A 6009 OUE! -NDfTDOUS crOOD TO SEE - HIM LAUGH! A SMILE MAY OCCASlONAUy CREEP . OVER HIS WEARY . ; FEATURES,BUT THERES SADNESS IN HIS HEART 1, 'A t.