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The OREGON STATESMAN, Salem-. Oregon, Thursday Morning, November 3, 1932;.
By FRANQS
WALLACE
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"No Favor Sways Vs; tfo&eur Shall 'Am".
' 't From First Statesman, March 28, 1851
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n ? iThe Zorri-Macpherson Bill
z r-fj-u--" fl-. -i --i ; ; . ' ;
y TNDOUBTEDtY the moat bitterly fought legislative measure on
I I the ballot In recent years is the Zorn-Macpherson school con
aclidathra bill; Ever since It was proposed the Issue has been
attended with acrimonious discussion, with commission of crime,
and "with a barrage of propaganda much of which goes tar beyond
the Bounds of truth. And after the smoke dears away It will be found
tfcat people hare voted inite largely as their prejjadices or their per
' ennal Interests dictated. .
- It Is nnfortnnate Chat this Important .question did not receive;
eomaxompetent and thorough and
commission made no snch study,
' proposal tor the stat to consider..
nna nr or the other has made anr
TJaually If one went behind the scenes
' saa has1 pulled the strings to obtain the desired resolution xor or
against consolidation.
- AdmittadlT it would ha difficult to make such a surrey, because
It would involve much speculation
: ! ear population and wealth, treads
,fi to sketch briefly the scope of such a study we would outline u some
what as followi :
'.J 1. Study of the capital outlay required jpver a 25-year period, with
. and without consolidation. I
. . - 3." Study of operating costs over a similar period under consolida
i tlon and under the nresent set-np.
, t.' Study of the effect on property values over a similar period of
time in all of the affected cities.
1 ' '4. Study of the probable attendance at the schools under both
; - systems of school organization.
- 6V Study of the effect of consolidation on the quality of work of
fered. and of institutional service to the state.
I. Comparative study of costs and efficiency in other states op
erating on the single university plan and on the two-Institution plan.
' ; 1. A similar stndy of normal school organization.
Those are merely points which occur to us at the moment. It Is
; not necessary to add that not a single Impartial agency has made
such a thorough-going study. Lacking that, how -can the people rote
. intelligently on this Zorn-Macphersom bill? Well, perhaps they win
: rot lust as intelligently as if they had It. Judging from reports of
' past "survey" commissions. Oftentimes blind Instinct is about as safe
a guide as carefully wrought out
It is sot surprising however that figures are used wildly and
recklessly both for and against consolidation. The proponents claim
savings of 120,000,000 In SO years, but gira no detail to Justify the
numerous ciphers ' after the first digit. The opponents are likewise
reckless in assertions of costs for new buildings at Corvallis and
- of losses through abandoned property at Eugene and Monmouth. We
think both Corvallis and Eugene will find their statements will arise
and plagne them In the future when they come hat in hand to request
V new. buildings.1 , ' j v !
The I contest appears; to have developed into a race for savings.
Each side makes its appeal on the grounds of "economy Compara-
tirely little attention la given to the effect on education, whether It
' will he prospered or injured by the
youth will receive the benefits of
of greatj importance to Oregon of
' at the cost. !
Speaking now from general
atady of the various factors Involved, these tacts seem to us to be
- tree:. I
i 1st. Corvallis "could take care of both enrollments; and Eugene
.- "could j get along without new buildings. Ia both cases the ability
' would be limited only fey necessity, because when times are more
: . propitious Corvallis will need tor Its normal present set-np additional
buildings for physical and biological science, and library addition.
' Likewise Eugene if it contnues as
extensive building, and let us hop
marked Uta development In the past.
- new buildings.
Ia this respect however an
. farmer; what It wants and what it needs are always limited by what
- It can afford to hare. 1
2nd.j We cannot expect our state schools' to operate indefinitely
n thai present revenues, receiving only the millage revenues. The
reason Is that property ralues hare
imcreaslng! very slowly, while the
chiefly to larger enrollments, has
tea scnaoia are "getting by but
more mads will bare to be proTided.
i Now I under consolidation the
than la required tor two separate
administration it could spend even
able to expect savings in operating
set of buildings and one administration. To spend more would be
sheer squandering of money and that is not at all uncommon among
higher tastltatlons.
i So It! onei looks at the question
angle, considering the c6sta over a term of 25 years, it seems to us
- an Inescapable conclusion that under careful administration conaol-
r laauon would result in lower capital
. me amount pr wnicn we would not presume to tlx. . !
. However there are other considerations than costs, which In our
. ease determine our opposition to the Zorn-Macpherson bill. The state
has established the university and state college as separata institu
tions, has maintained them for a half century. Each has or should
have a distinct program of work. Each has performed a useful service
in the east, and each can continue so to function in the future under
proper direction and: with proper public support. Wa are bitterly op
posed to the) butchery which the present state board of higher educa
tion has perpetrated, which purposely destroys the educational indl
. vidmaUty of both institutions and shall not eeaso to carry on holy
war . against the state board nntil its hlnndera are rectified. We
believe that these mistakes can be corrected and the university pre-
served as a school of liberal arts and professional training and the
state college a school for relational and technical training A And we
,. further believe that, in view of the Investment that has Veen made
not only try the state, but by private individuals, and the traditions
which also hare their ralues, the state should continue to maintain
the university at Eugene and the state college at Corvallis, hoping
that a single administration may remove causes of bickering, and
considerable of the duplication; though we frankly admit the cost
- will be grtaater to the state.
State Prohibition ReDeal !
TN her radio address endoralnr
1 'i 1
I. aon act, which provides the enforcement machinery for 'the state
" constitutional amendment. Mrs. David T. Honeyman of Portland
urged the repeal "so that when the 18th amendment la renealed and
power to! regulate the liquor traffic I given to tha state they can
institute a system of control and regulation that is reasonable and
therefore enforceable." She farther recommended that wa should
repeal tha i law now "In order that Oregon can hare the earliest in
dustrial benefit of the modifications of tha Volstead act which are
reasonably; certain of enactment
of congress or the first session of tha new congress which convenes
in March, 1S." - - , . ;j
Mrs4 Honeyman must know that repeal of tha Anderson act will
not enable this state to Institute a new system of control aid regu
lation. She must know that modification of the Volstead act plus
repeal at the Anderson act of this state will not enable Oreron to
)
obtain the rague "industrial beaeflf so far as this state Itself is
concerned. ." . i t ".( ' t F5
- For! there still remains Section XI of Article 1 of tha state con
stitution: , o - t v
v j "From and after January' 1,111 1. no Intoxicating liquors
shall be manufactured, or sold within thia state, except for i
' .medicinal purposes upon prescription of a licensed physician.
, at for scientific, sacramental or mechanical purposes;
"This section is self -executing and all provisions of the
- constitution and laws of this state and of tha charters and
ordinances of all cities, towns and other- mnniclpaliUea -i
therein In conflict with tha provisions of this seetlcrn are -hereby,
repealed. ' .-- f- r
J .;. lag.athUroTtInn"i,eittaIni in the -eorfatlUtUon- neither thai
unbiased investigation. Tne surrey
merely dismissing it as to jaie a
None ef the groups taxing siaea
exhaustive study of the Question.
he would find that some partl-
as to the future: the growth of
In education, etc., etc. If we were
charts and diagrams:
changes, whether more or fewer
higher education. Tnat is a question
today and tomorrow, quite as much
knowledge and not after thorough
the anlverslty town, will require
en a far better plan than h
Monmouth likewise will call for
educational institution is like the
a tendency to remain on a level,
growth of educational costs due
been tar more rapid. At present
when enrollments again Increase
state could spend tar less money
Institutions: or under extrarsgant
more. It seems altogether reason
by having one campus and one
solely or chiefly from the money
costs and lower operating costs,
tha measure for reneal of tha Ander.
. SL I-
at either tha oominr short session
BITS for BREAKFAST
-By R. J. HENDRICKS'
There la some hope:
a -a
Our flax farmers, producers of
walnuts' and filberts, breeders of
poultry, cherry growers, and men
engaged In all industries on the
land in the Salem district, may
take courage and face tha future
with a degree of confidence.
a m
"A competitive tariff tor rev
enue," wrote the democrats in
their platform. That might mean
almost anything, and in Its last
analysis might lead to rates coins
petltlre with the countries with
the lowest wages and worst liv
ing conditions; even Russia with
Its forced labor the cost of which
may he little or nothing; compar
atively, competitively.
a "a
When Franklin Roosevelt start
ed on his great hand-shaking tour,
he stood on that plank, and went
it one or several better, denounc
ing the Hawley-Smoot tariff as a
"ghastly jest,' "wicked and exor
bitant," "highest in the history of
the world." and Ilka tommyrpt
and snouted : "Our policy declares
for lowered tariffs I"
The Safety
Valve - -
Letters from
Statesman Readers
Dear Editor:
In your editorial In The States
man of November 1, concerning
the potato controversy between
two southern Oregon editors and
commenting on the two sacks of
same sent to : yon, yon say that
'Al Smith would say they excel
Bill Borah's Idaho potatoes. They
are so dry 'and mealy." I think
yon are surely mistaken In this
statement, Al Smith would never
recommend anything that was
dry, not even a -potato. If he were
going out 'hunting ha would in
sist on having his powder wet-
in fact that is just what has kept
him out of tna presidential chair
-his political powder has always
been sopping wet. It is now. and
on account of it he will fall to
get his rabbit akin to. wrap up
baby Roosevelt in. Some people
claim that Mr. Smith cannot sleep
in a house that is shingled, and
could really -rest better in tha bed
of soma lake or stream.
1 Respectfully,)
I C. D. CHILDS.
'VI - j
legislature' faor tha people may pass aay law permitting the manufae
ture and sale of Intoxicating liquors In Oregon.
But tha repeal of tha Anderson act maT do Irreoarable damage
to common decency in the state by dolag away with the penalties tor
violating the constitution. Repeal would open tha door wide for boot
logging, mooashinlng. Joints and speakeasies could blossom out as
open saloons sare for the feeble effort of federal prohibition agenta
toniy a e operatives Demg assigned
laws. M . 'I
Wa do not believe Mrs. Honeyman wants that condition. And we
are positive tna state doesn't.
Vote SIS Z NO. f
: In the early fall when farmers
vp resolutions to hold; their crop
oi unr prsgxam. Tnere was tnat heavy Canadian crop coming oa,
which would press tha world markets later in tha tall. Tha result has
Justified the fear, because how mrlces have ehrmned t nnrd !
levels, impoverishing all who were holding their crops.' Tha wheat
market is now almost hopeless; but those who sold early la the
a icaai nor. so oaq on aa
. ; ! '-" - , - ,
? Oregon and Oregon State play
before eisctloa. Perhaps they set It
the wanfA h44miuniM,riii'
1 The beekeepera of tha stats
oaaer(u tney pring along their
A son' was born to Helen
all hint an offshoot, then.
Oeurteiy Ktw Terk Berala-Trleaae
As he breezed along, he found
men who asked him about spe
cial schedules in which their see
tlons were Interested and. in ev
ery case, he assured tnem in ex
feet that he "was all right on the
goose question." Like tha candi
date Dor mayor in tha town where
tha issue waa oa geese running
at large. Bis widespread answer
got them going and coming, as
tha story goes, both sided falling
for tha farorablo inference.
"a
By the time the breezy "fifth
cousin once removed" had taken
in most of the farming districts
of the country, ha must have
checked up, and found ha had
committed himself for all tha
products of the soli so ha threw
tha platform plank overboard and
went "tha whole hog," tor all pro
tective farm tariffs. Tha fly in tha
ointment is that he represents
only himself, and cannot take any
of the roaring unreconstructed
elements of his party with him. to
say nothing of the so-called ra
publicann off tha reservation, lika
Hiram Talllaghant Johnson nnf
up to data copperheads of his ilk.
h
But nalooked f or and unexpect
ed things are ; happening. Ilka
nearly all tha world going off tha
gold standard, and thus with their
cheap currency actually lowering
our protective tana rates. Doing
this as effectively ee though tha
democratic party were in power at
Washington, and living up to its
platform policies.
And, north, south, east and
west, cries are going up. If tha
campaign lasted a little longer.
and Franklin Roosevelt got all
orer tha territory, he would, to be
half consistent (an impossible
thing), be promising not only all
tha protection to all Industries
tnat tna Smoot-Hawley law. pro
vides, but higher rates.
a -
: Appeals are i going up from
North Carolina: for higher rates
on imported area, with tha plea
that otherwise I their mines win
have to ahut down; and copper
miners in that state say their In
dustry is headed for extinction
unless something is done, and
quickly. I
a . S
Refiners of sugar, makers of
steel, wood pulp, paper, .and dos
eha of other articles air orer the
democratic south, to aay nothing
of those la other sections, demand
relief. Relief will coma. HowT
From tha flexible clauses of tha
Hawley-Smoot tariff, which dem
ocrats in the lower house of con
it -
to Oregon) to enforce tha federal
i , .
of tha wheat' halt ware drnwine-
for $1 per bushel wa felt'akeptloal
u tney had held - ta their cray,
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their football game tha Saturday
then for fear that after election
. i
are going to meet la Portland. Wa
samples like tha hopgrowara. 1
TwelveirieB mnn ta.
gross tried M assassinate last
wiater.
Bat that win not ha enough, an
many eases, for only ft per cent
increases In changes are allowed
under tha flexible clauses. Many
rates will have ta ha doubled, and
mora than doubled, tt the flood
keepa up.
Right now, la Salem. Japanese
electric light globes are being sold
at such prlcee aa American man
ufacturers eannat compete with!
Mounting millions of these globes
axe coming. It is said T,1I
man in tha United States have lost
their jobs la tha last few months.
on account of cheap steel prod
ucts coming from Belgium and
other countries. So it goes tha
(ureice for relief, from all over tha
country. Is loud and growing
louder.
a -
Without all these happeaings.
oar walnut and filbert and cherry
growers and poultry breeders and
other people on our farma might
hare been next to hopeless in any
likelihood of getting better pro
tection. It la an ill wind that
blows noVody rood. They will
now have the help at all other
sections, and with a republican
victory next Tuesday they will he
sitting pratty." with tha chances
at whatever relief they may need
rery favorable of ' attainment.
V a "a
Especially our flax arower.
Tha rates la tha lower brackets,
n flag straw, unhackled fiber and
hackled fiber of ft a ton. a cant
and a half and three cents a pound
respectively, are ee inadequate as
to admit of no material help from
tha tariff eommiasioa ander tha
flexible clauses
i
So they, must hare help from
Yesterdays
; ... Of Old Salem
Town Talks froea The Sta tea
man of Earlier Days
B, 1007
Registration f or tho eomlna eltr
election yesterday totaled ESS. Of
these 4SI are republicans. II
democrats, I socialists, if inde
pendents, 14 prohibitionists, and
1 people's party rotor.
The H. fl. Engine - Worke win
soon be open tor business in tha
old "Tiger" engine house on Stata
street Just west of the light com
pany's office .Tha company will
manufacture gasoline engines tor
spray outfits, boats and other
usee.
Reports are being received here
of aa epidemic of bubonic plague
raging in Seattle. Already three
persona have died from the disease
Land hundreds of others are ill. ,
November S. 1023
Tha Oregon peblle service eom
miasioa has ordered s redaction
In rates charged throughout Ore
gon by th Pacific Telephone eV
Telegraph company. Under the or
der, rates for residence and a f aw
other services classes are reduced
to the approximate level In offset
betore the Increase ordered by tha
commission two years ago.
Attending an organisation meet
ing tor a younger men'a club at
the T. M. a A. last nixht ware
Frank Hutchasonj-Arthur Mont
gomary, Alfred Montgomery, Her
sort Booolofaky, Merle Petraza.
Xatth- Brown, Harold Socolofsky.
via Lenon, Lea tar ohler and Wal
ter Mcailchrist.
NEW TORBLr MlCker Walker
of Elisabeth, N J hecama tha
new . welterweight boxing chaa-
pioa of tha world last night whan
ha received tha decision orer Jack
Brlttoa In a IS-ronnd . boat" In
CMAJrTKK JUCXIl -
The Bmta got the lowdowa.
: -Stoae tried to paU a last
H called a meetiac thia aftemooa.
or had Sheets to k. ! tha oopho
moresi told thens that we ha4 nlasv
Uoa and make sura that either PatjH!1!?"?:
or Ted was elected o we coald be
sore t hart eontroL" fS-'i; 1 1"
"I can sea why ha -wanted to
kalie ma." Ted said. "Bat why
knife Pat? .Why didal ha rwiag
Uae rotes to ' Patr ' .;-
Ua wanted it hlmselC It was a
Kooa .,
rotes betweea yon two e could I
rgaalxa tha yotmg one. "V? tainT - ZaJn .PPjent
iav Did tow sea his facet f Helw ;vK ;';-,f:i.k---:;' that he aras deroted to her that she
thoaght ha was -.cinch.- R
l3SdLii?
Ai?.rPld Vk!, j ' ' c.
-Wen. Oar told me. Stone
mm ffBMi ttio Aia uae taa ini i
ahoat Fat and Ted retting all of
the pah&city in the Tunc and back-
field, figuring that would aatago
aize all of them. Then he said the
seniors were lost trying to get con
trol 6f the team for next year and
with Wynne calling signals, hog all
the glory: but if they lined up with
Stone and Sheets, he'd see that they
arot a square deal.
"That's a lotto oatmeal," Pidge
insisted.
"Sure old staff ot they fell
for It; and if Tom had been smart
enough to let Sheets do tha pro
moting and cleverly ; introduce
Steae as the people's choice, he
would have gotten away with tt
Bat when the kids got outside they
thought things over. They were
old against either Pat or Ted bat
didn't trust Stone. Then somebody
got -the idea that if they voted for
Pidge they could beat vs and still
smooth things pretty well because
everybody liked Pidge.
"WeUL Ill be doggoned.
"I atill dont see, though," the
Brute said, "why they didn't pick
me if they wanted a compromise
candidate."
"I wish they had. Look at the
position it places me in," Pidge
plied.
"Yoa might as well forget that,1
Ted said. "She's all yours. And
it's okay with me. How about
yon, Patr
"Sura. If Stone had enchered in
we'd hare had to bump him off
sometime, but we can just kick yoa
in the tail if yoa get cocky.
"Aad you're aot ldddm, either,'
Pidge replied fervently,
As soon as they were alone in
their room Pidge began to talk
again.
"Yoa know, Ted, I feel guilty as
hell as if I had stolen something
that belonged to yoa.'
"Forget tt, Pidge. Think how
much tougher h would be for all
of as if Stone had gotten it"
"Yoa know, Ted, rve got It fig
ared out Prof. Bolger said one day
that to get elected to office a man
had to be mediocre. That's me. I
haven't made any enemies because
I Just dont bother enough about
things to get in anybody s way. But
I'm making myself one right now.
-whor
"That damn Stone."
"But he made yoa captain,
Pidge.-
"That's a laugh. Yoa know
damn well whoTJ ran that team,
yoa and Pat being captain means
jast as much to me as Ming Prince
erf Wales; bat I was getting a big
congress. If they are to be put on
anything lika an area keel with
cotton growers, who get T cents
a pound protection on their prod
uct, against tha cent and a half
on unhackled flax fiber. And they
will ba la 1000 per cent better
place with a sweeping republican
victory.
h h
Stfll better. In that case they
sight ba encouraged with the
prospect that tha tariff commis
sion might bo empowered by con
gress to- change rates without any
SI per cent restriction
And, still better though that
Id perhaps too much to hope for
tha near future that tariff mat
ters might ba taken out of 'poll-
ties entirely,-and left ta a com
mission of experts, as In all other
major countries, and not entrust
ed to tha log rolling shifts of con
gress, more or less at tha mercy
of the paid lobbyists of selfish in
terests.
i Again, no man In tha Salem dis
trict can afford to east his rote
for other than a republican ad
ministration at Washington, in
view of the need here, above all
other sections of tha country, for
protective datlea, tor our farmers
and all who prosper with their
prosperity or suffer with their ad
versity, including every one of us,
including our laborers.
Bovine Joke
Medical Man
SmVERTOX, Not. 2. It he
noised about Sflvertofa
late Taeeday, afternoon that Dr.
C W. Keen had awakewed the
morning following; Hallowe'en
to discover that ba was tha pos-
of a bovine that bm had
ot bargainea for. TTaa cow,
one repeat, waa tied in bis
basement whD ethers insist tt
Waa tied outside tha basement
entrance. I.'.
It was some tlsns) before Dr.
Keene learned who tlM owner
of the cow was nod tt Is not def
initely known .' a 8Uvertoa
whoee property hot It. he
the cow was retarded in-
time to its owner oa him
t Neither Is tt known Just whs
tha pranksters were, tmt tha lo
eal authorities 'aad those in
rolyed did atot consider tha mat
ter s nleairant Jokav tt la
and should the mudesters
PlayedUpon
. coma knows there) might be
Mss-feciasea to az!'rTri
lid iatd; uszs. rsr;
. . fl t- a w . . A U. .IiaIm I
otrt of ma 1 front bt everybody.
ea uug. . I "
Put ovt.tht BghV Captata." I
mi t1Hi,ii tha i to
t.Rflrhif -, - ; , I
-There rem are. fdrUit; the cap-
Ufa order already.-. . lahont. j-unfJtor.
W.Jrotkt It la the room. anvbOW.l
Pldtre.
I at - ee '
Sore now yoa got to make au-
Americaa. - ' !.
That was a consolation, anyhow;
mLzht as well aret orer it as soon
a. oosMe. There was a terrible
"r" ri"? MM.lt,.r tnrt 1. Ted Wanna. It had
'w drora down to 'Bdlport
taXSa .
mother had one oo an orgy of
J ' "
w r
"I tell Iron. .Mother-: he saLj
mildly annoyed, "yoa donrt have to
bother about Pidge."
Bat she had goae on, a pale dy
namo.
Before the first meal was over.
she lost her excitement. Pidge call
ed her If other Wynne and in gen
eral acted as one of the aeighbor s
children.
Tr. AA nyrmonclv nroad I
to have the son of one of the big j or of the fact that she might refrre
bosses la his home, and the captain I seat a comfortable financial future
of New Dominion, and a million- j
aire. The world had suddenly he-
come a big place hut none too large J
for fohn Wmnt Ha was snroris-1
ed to find that Pidge knew practi
cally nothing about the mill and in
sisted that Ted bring him over the
next afternoon.
John Wynne had properly broad
cast his coming so that Pidge was
a target for carious eyes; and
when he came orer and slapped
John Wynne on the back, that gen
tleman s prestige mounted to the
top girders. He was in with the
big bosses, no doubt about that;
and thereafter, when John Wynne
dropped a hint about the future of J
the Riverside or of steel stock, it
was accepted as inside stuff.
straight from the big bosses
Ted had called Barb and remind
ed her of her promise to sare him
a dance.
"Oh, I'm so sorry I forgot; and
I'm all booked np; but 111 see you I
a round.
He didn't tell her about Pidge.
He called Rosalie.
"The calendar is open," she said
warmly, "aad I have a surprise for
old Pidge."
The surprise was Letty, the
squealing blonde.
"Doggone, if it ain't Christmas
after all," he exclaimed. "Glad to
see yoa, baby."
"Yoa wouldn't fool a wee little
gir", would you. Mister?"
"Wouldn't even try, Helen
Kane."
Rbsalie was a gold goddess. Her
figure was that of s strong young
boy; and the gown followed its
form like gold leaf; her hair was
waved back from the forehead bice
a cap of light bronze; face flushed,
sapphire eyes glowing in a startling
setung; confident, eager stride.
Rosalie was vital.
"Yoa look like a million bucks,"
Ted breathed fervently.
"Thanks, Baddy you're a bit of
al-American yourself."
"You stand oat among the rest
of these girls like the Statue of
Liberty among a lot of tog boats."
New Views
"What do yen think about tha
proposed repeal of tha state dry
law?" Thia was tha question asked
yesterday by Statesman reporters.
Walter ITberhard, fireman s "I
haven't given that much thought
yet, not made any decision."
John Fitzgerald, student t "Oh,
X don't know. Tha state couldn't
be a lot wetter than it is anyway."
Ralph Kletzlag. advertising
manager: "It should be defeated.
What wa need Is more prohibi
tion." Anonymous Carpenter "By
golly. I waat to repeal It. But yon
Know witn my work I could nt
Daily Health Talks
By ROYAL S. COPKLAND, Al. O.
M
UCH has been accomplished
ta the ' prevention and
treatment of diseases of
tha kidneys. Formerly little was
known concerning this vital organ.
bat oar knowl
edge has grown
with new meth
ods of diagnosis
and the use of
modern surgery.
Perhaps yon
do not know
that though we
normally; hare
two kidneys we
can lire tan rfpa
old age with one
Udney. or, in
fact, that many
babies are bora
klSeyr&lSr Dr.CapeU.4
it or not, persons with three er four
kidneys also have been known to
live without discomfort, aad in most
Instances una ware of their curious
stata. Bach cases are - rare, of
Tha kidneys are laeatad in the
abdominal cavity, one on each side.
Contrary to a common belief they
are not low In tha back, bet hirn trn.
The kidney are supplied to pur
ify tha body.- They remove tooisons
and waste materials that are in
cluded in tha food. In the process
ef digestion, tha nutritive elements
of food are carried bar the blood to
tha various orrana and tiasuea of
; the body, while tha undesirable ele
ments are carried to tha kidneys
which rid tha body of poisonous ana
tmsuitable substances by excreting
them ia the nrine. .
Tha skin and lira .-a help the kid-
I. eys in this pnrlfylntr action of the
Iw, Irfllin. 1CU1DLVI. . 1
1-boy. fou coart neea yv..
7. . j.a
"" 'f
ctreaine on a aciuuior. ' r.
The boys at the dob dance wert
stunned, ridge waswauwru..
was neglecting xar py
Rosalie. f - - ' , - -1 "
Barb was a pale yellow mooa hy
a a el .
compansoav Ted wonacrca waai
perrersity made his eyes louow tna
moon.. '.!
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Barb
Roth had aerer analyied
had not'becn seriously 'concerted
about h frequent rerolutiona. She
had enjoyed their contests, respect-
ed him for his stubbornness. ras
even amused by his stern actions.
She had always felt that She
could get him back whenever she
J ; it. - A i A J
ucsircu ana ucwcv, j nwi mtw
was aot certain that she 'did. Men
hadn't stirred her beyond the pint
of necessary companions and stim
ulating adversaries. 'She enjoyed
prancing about without actions en
tanglements, and she was never un-
conscious of her physical attraction
n the eyes of her many admirers.
She fenced smartly and postponed
serious inongnia uniu sucajinnc aa
they must be faced, confident that
the would then command I her
choice of a husband, and that he
would come running.
Ted Wynne might not be that
choice; but, he had grown as an
individual and was a desirable addi
tion to any girl's court Ted jwas
handsome in a dean, boyish man
ner, particnarly when he was taking
things seriously. He was evidently
a figure in football, even bigger
than Stone, and . when he could
bring the New. Dominion football
captain and one of the Gere! and
Pidcrlns home aa hi a eneat he i waa
acquiring value in the social wjrld.
Barb Roth was interested in the
social world. Her father's money
was still new; there were homes
out the Pike and aa inner circle
which she had never penetrated;
circle to which the Cleveland Pid-
gins had easy access. Barb knew
her Sunday society sections.
And young Pidgin had possibili
ties, j
Barb and Rosalie understood
each other. No person at the Crab
had more quickly or accurately; ap
preciated Rosalie's triumph than
Barb Roth. Observing it she j be
gan to understand why Ted Wynne
was becoming more difficult to han
dle. It was time to begin polling
in the strings Ted belonged: to
her." " j
"Rosalie is gorgeous," she said to
Tom, "Why don't yoa dance with
her?"
"And ask that damned mill work
er for it? He's swellheaded enough
now. I suppose yoa just want', to
dance with him.."
"Yoa should know better than
that, Tom. I noticed yoa were ad
miring her and 1 thoaght Td let
yoa know that yoa needn't sacrifice
yourself because you're with me.
Give the girl a break, Tom."
"Why?"
"She's making aa obvious ptay
for yon." .
(Te Be CoatntarO
have my name published. I've
been asked that before getting five
Jobs Just recently."
Anno HcKenzie, housewife: "I
know there is a great deal of agi
tation about it, but Z dont believe
tha bone-dry law will ha repealed
in this state. It will ba a great
surprise to me.
SURPRISE MRS. SWANSON
ABIQUA. Not. S Mrs. Swan
son, who recently moved into tha
SJovangen home, waa tha 1 aspira
tion of a surprise when a group of
her nelghhera walked in to wel
come her to the neighborhood.
Present were Mrs. Swaeson, Mrs.
A. J. Lathers. Mrs. Otto Dab!.
Edna and Minnie Johnson: Mrs.
Oscar Satrum, Mrs. Sander John
son. Mrs. Anna Oveross and Dor-
othy and Katheleena Johnson.
body. Sweat glands In tha akin
carry away harmful substances dis-..
solved in the sweat. On warm days
nera secrete Less urine, but when
the weather is cool and there la less
perspiration more urine is voided.
the kidneys being called upon to do
more work. - . i -
Tha iunrs exhale carbon dioxide.
a waste substance of no valne to the
body, and this function aids the kid
nSya In the work of eliminating poi
sons and waste. ! '
under normal conditions an adult
passes from the kidneys from one to
one ana n nan quarts ox nnid dairy,
flu UMHI V.I. '- t.flllM ,1 ' 1 .
and tha quantity of liquids con-
consumption of meat is injurious to
tha kidneys. The proteins in meat
were believed to be harmful. Rs
csnt ravestirations indicato, how
ever, xnas proteins no not imute
tna coney, -unless tha kidney is
really damaged or diseased it is not
necessary to omit meat from tha
diet, although it should never ba
taken in excessive smounts, any
mora than other foods should be
consumed in temperately.
Wa can bain tha kidneys and
serve their strength andtaafutuas
by keeping tha akin clear and dean,
ee that it may da its share of tha
work. Daily batatas and drinking
plenty of water aid in dilating the
poisons that naturally acrumslata
within tha body. Thediet should ba
varied, "simple., and wholesome.
Avoid fried or other greasy tfood
and exsessrrs quantities of salts,
soloes and condiments. . - i,- -
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