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About The Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1916-1980 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 28, 1932)
i- turn . I I a m. . X I M I i l i I i ii ' I L I J IJ.J'I'I" . m' SUNDAY, r AUGUST 23, 1 1932 " ITfS W E GlRLS ARE IN A QUANDARY, WHY NOT GIVE A HSR2 IS COLOUZL HOOTER'S zen a:d K2Q! to:y i:::ter! WVPA! WE STARTED A WOMENS CUJ3 AND ONE OF THE LADIES TEA AKD CHARGE THE THE GUESTS TVXO DOLLARS APIECE? DONATED THREE OFFICES aouacuuEROOMS MAKE EACH KEMPER coahd ins CLonn-s SELL. TEN ,3 I n't (HI- L. . 6 BUT WHERE ARE WE y OJf 60NNA ET THE 7, A ynWONEV TO , , r ,; JIMIMRPHY &ttna4 CL-S Patent t)6e 1 N J y II Al MAMA WENT WILD OVER MY SUG&ESTION! ITS A GOOD WW TO RAISED A LOT OF DOUGH AND ' ALL CLEAR PROFIT! NOT MUCH . EXPENSE CONNECTED WITH IT! IF1DOSAYIT MYSELF tVE&OT IDEAS! I DONT KNOW WHAT MAMA WOULD DO WITHOUT ME! ITS ALL SET PAPA1. THE COMMITTEE UKES YOUR IDEA AND THEY'RE 60NNA HAVE THE .TICKETS THE ONLY CATCH TO IT IS WHO ARE YOU01NTO SELL THE TICKETS TO? 7 C HPkINTED I i l DONT KNOW WHAT THE OTHER WOMEN WILL 00,8UT I SOLD MY TEN TICKETS AND TVE 60T THE MONEY ALREADY! ALREADY? KOVKOIIZ? I SOLD 'EM TO YOU, PAPA, AND I TOOK $20.22 OUT OF YOUR PURSE! I'LL TURN THE ' TICKETS OVER TO ,YOU AS SOON AS 6ETTHEM! BEND BMCK ON DOTTED UNC " : THESE CLOTHES ARE FOB THE I2KCLE DOLL PRWTED LAST WEEK! K iT 1 1 V v yzj or -1 . i C3TTCXUP ATD SPAR!3S 19)2. King Foniw Sfiau, Inc, Great Bnoin righo rtstrrcd. riZXTVVEEIt WtLLPCZITTins CUT-CUT C7ELSIS vHzrisuivas SWEET COTTEII! Dcittassm Toots and Casper HE DAVCFTKZDL& RACE HAS ARRIVED! THE 43SAT PATTERFOOT DERDY IS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE! 0 5,000.22 TO THE WUIHER! 'ROM EVERY SECTION OP THE COUMTDV VAST THRONES HAVE COME TO WITNESS THE RACIN& CLASSIC BEFORE DAYL iAut L0N6 LINES HAD FORMED AT THE ENTRANCE cATt! the HIGHWAYS LEADINcr TO THE TRACK ARE CONGESTED WITH TRAFFIC! EXCITEMENT IS AT FEVER MEAT I WHICH OIZZ OF THESE FCUaTEEIIOO&STILL YIM? 2The entrees ARE AS FOLLOWS CURFEW. Golden curls LIHTNIN. HAPPY HOUND. TOUCHDOWN. DIXIE IDOL. . MEMORY LANE. COURAGEOUS PALE MOON. REMORSE. 0 LITTLE WOOF-WOOF POSSUM. e .SPARE-RIBS CHIEF BIG EARS. COME IN, COLONEL HOOFER! TOOTS AND I WILL LEAVE 1 FOR THE RACE TRACK IN A FEW MINUTES! WHY DONT YOU DRIVE OVER 7 I I A FEW MINUTES! WHY P -v In nwn i tuu ukivc vivck pV 1 1 1 J TO THE RACE. CASPER! I JUST DROPPED BY TO TELL YOU I'M WISHIN6 SPARE- RIBS 600D LUCK! COLONEL HOOFER LOOKS SO WORRIED, AND I DON'T BLAME HIM! HE LACKS S5.00O.S? TO MEET SOME NOTES DUE AND HE'S ABOUT TO LOSE HIS LITTLE HOME! THATS WHY I'M RACING SPARE-RIBS TODAY! IF I WIN THE SOOCLS? PURSE I'LL HAND THE MONEY OVER TO THE COLON EL.CUT I HAVENT TOLD HIM ABOUT IT BECAUSE t DONT WANT HIM TO BUILD UP ANY FALSE HOPES IN CASE SPARE-RIBS SHOULD LOSE! COLONEL HOOFER MADE MORE MONEY THIS YEAR THAN EVER BEFORE, BUT EASY COME, EASY 60! YOU WARNED HIM NOT TO HAND OUT LARGE SUMS OF MONEY TO ALL THOSE FALSE FRIENDS OF HIS, CASPER IF HE COULD COLLECT ALL J TH6 MONEY THOSE BIRDS OWE HIM HE'D BE ON EASY STREET, TOOTS BUT THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE NOW! HE'S MY PAL AND HE'S NOT 40IN6 TO BE PUT OUT ON THE SIDE-WALK IF 1 CAN PREVENT IT! Mm HURRY UP, T00T51 OUR TAXI IS WAITING AND WE'D BETTER ET STARTED! ITS A L0N4 WAYS TO THE RACE-TRACK AND THE TRAFFIC WILL BE HEAVY! 7 SPARE-RIBS IS TREMBLING, TOOTS, BUT HE ISNT ANY MORE NERVOUS THAN I AM! TLL BE 4LAD WHEN THE RACE tS OVER! &EE, I HOPE SPARE-RIBS WINS, CASPER! WHEN THE DO&S ARE COMlNtr DOWN THE STRETCH I KNOW TLL BE SO EXCITED m LIABLE 00 FAINT! 5V I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A V O RIGHT AHEAD, Sg FEW MINUTES, TOOTS! i CASPER! I'LL FIND jsV SPARE-RIBS HAS TO L Sv MY WAY! rL jEHD SPARE-RIBS, OLD BOY, IN ONE MINUTE YOU'LL BE AT THE POST! WHEN YOURE C0MIN4 DOWN THE STRETCH REMEMBER COLONEL HOOFER! HIS LITTLE HOME IS AT STAKE AND WE WON'T FAIL HIM, WILL WE? 400DLUCK, OLD PAL! I I I i TV I dl If I if. i iri ix i v liiwH I.W.I I. r)ALM WCYU ' HURRAH FOR X LISTEN TO THE OXiUCHPOWrfl CHEERING )( ON .) J7-Und THE MUSIC. IC'POSSUMI ) gfP IT THRILLS ' J mSL 7rHgv1PtLEAC!?L WnJX jr 1 THEDsASCUT -hS n-TSJSgS' ) LOOX AT 'EMOOTS! cSS?i rTlSSYHECTTHSPOST! J XS537Vv 'Zlnr' they he iady hum - f 2?1VVVA TH2 STARTSRIS ps ttF0 ferkl AlVINATHS.SlitliOirV lac. Ctwt Briton ngbtt ffttwcJ. ' t" 7ilLC2 . oin:ciP IM 11317 VJEEIC5 1 fii 1