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PAGE SIX The OREGON STATESMAN, Salem. Oregon, Wednesday Morning, June 8, 1932 DIM WALTERS E Hands Shores Second Loss Of Year; Works out of Much hot Water COAST LBACKTB VT. L.. Pet. W. t.. Vet. tloYtr 40 S 3orti'nd 38 S7 .591 I A. 34 t .540 Ban P. - 80 .931 Oakland 91 93 .484 Seattle ..30 88 .455 Sae'to 20 38 .433 Million ..25 52 .304 PORTLAND, Ore., Jun 7 (AP) Junk Walters, mho was sold by Tom Tarner to Seattle for 11000 s "old Junk," got revenge on the Portlant Beaver-Ducks to day and Seattle took the series opener, S to 2. Walters was in hot water In all the early Innings Jut pitched his war oat of every hole but one. when Lefty Orwolljilt a homer with one on. Muller. however, honied for Se attle) with one on and Scott also connected for a circuit clout. It was only the second defeat for BUI Shores this season. R H E Seattle 6 7 0 Portland 2 7 2 Walters and Cox; Shores and Falmisano. Oaks Rally and Win SAN FRANCISCO. June 7 CAP) A five run rally from five hits In the sevenfhv4nning gave Oakland a 7 to 4 victory over the Missions here today in a series opener. Briggs was relieved in the sev enth after he had walked four Oakland batters. Caster relieved him and lasted until the eighth when Bowler took over the mound duty. All together the Oaks gath ered 12 hits from the trio of twirlers. Hafey. Mission left fielder, started a red rally in the Missions' half of the seventh with a home run. Two more runs were put across during the inning. R HE Oakland 7 12 0 Mission 4 5 1 Walsh and Read; Brigg9, Cas ter, Bowler and Hofmann. Deshong Slakes Bow SACRAMENTO, June 7 (AP) Jimmy Deshong, former Phil adelphia Athletics who came to the Senators in the Tony Freitas deal, made his debut before home fans tonight and registered a four hit shut out over the San Francisco Seals in the first of a three game series. The score was 5 to 0. The Sacs scored four runs in the first inning oft McDougal who after wards stopped them without a hit until the sixth. R H E San Francisco 0 4 0 Sacramento 5 6- 1 MieDougal and Walgren; Desh ong and Woodall. LOS ANGELES, June 7 (AP) Night game: R H E Los Angeles 6 14 2 Hollywood 7 9 0 Sweetland, Herrmann and Campbell: Sheetian, Thomas and Mayer. li NATIONAL LEAGUE W. L. P-t W. h. Trt. Boston ..29 20 ..92i Bronkl. 24 27 .471 Chicago 2fl 20 .5831 Cinrin. ..24 28 .462 Pittsb. . 23 21 .523! Philad. . 23 28 .451 St. L 23 24 .489', N. Y 20 25 .444 BROOKLYN. June 7 ( AP) Gabby Hartnett's "boner" in the seventh inning, when be chased Cucinnello across the plate with a run, started the Dodgers off to a six run rally and a 9 to 2 vic tory over the Chicago Cubs to day. R H E Chica?o 2 7 3 Brooklyn 9 10 1 Warneke, May and Hartnett; Vance, Quinn and Picnich. Ott Homes Twice NEW YORK, June 7 (AP) Mel Ott hit his second home run of the game in the ninth inning today and gave the Giants a 4 to 3 victory over the Cincinnati Reds. Ldmbardi and Herman hit homers for Cincinnati. R H E Cincinnati 3 10 0 New York 4 9 0 Kolp and Lombard!; Walker and Hogan. Pirates Click PHILADELPHIA. June 7 (AP) The Pittsburgh Pirates defeated the Phillies 7 to 4 In a game today In which the Pirates pounded Hansen and Dudley for 17 hits. Vaughn, Pittsburgh shortstop, had five hits in five times up. R H E Pittsburgh .7 17 2 Philadelphia 4 11 2 French and Grace; Hansen, Dudley and Davis. Meat Choppers Manage Shutout Over Wranglers Meat Choppers shut out the Wranglers 8 to 0 In last night's Kitball game on Sweetland field McChman and McCune eonatt .tuted the Chopper's batters, Her 'berger and Straw, that for the wranglers. All team managers are to meet at the Y. M. C. A. at 8 o'clock to night to confer with Supervisor cm koss relative to rearrang ing me schedule on account of the demise-of two squads. Tonight's 6 o'clock game will do Between the Congregational and the Court House. - on in? MTw wm-nw.- SHAW, June 7 Rocky . Point - - ueieaiea the IO1a liarA Cm.. . - r by In the second game of the seasoxu GAINS EN CUBS LEAVE PERCH X Ray Gardner Signed Here As Pitcher; Senators to Face Strong West Siders Manager Frank Bashor of the Salem Senators announced Tues day night that he had signed up Ray Gardner, promising young chucker who helped Gresham win a 2 to 1 game over the local bunch a year ago. He struck out ten men that day. Gardner's services are expected to prove valuable to the Senators in the State league games now getting started, as the opening round of contests showed this cir cuit to be a tough one. West Side, which comes nere next Sunday, did a considerable share of the demonstrating when it defeated the Bend Elks on their own sand- lot something few teams havo accomplished over a period of years. Bend has much the same team AMZ&ICAK IXAQUB W. U Pel. W. I., Pi W. 'T. 33 14 .702 Philad. 27 2 .551 Waah. . . 29 so .592 St. tt, .J3 35 .468 Chicago 16 80 .848 Boston 87 .180 Detroit -28 20 .5651 CloVeL .23 23 .5601 CHICAGO, June 7 (AP) Washington scored four runs In the eleventh ining today after tying the count in the ninth, to defeat the Chicago White Sox, 8 io 6, in the opening game of the series. R H IB Washington .. 8 16 0 Chicago 5 8 4 Marberry, Crowder and Spen cer; Caraway, Frasler and Berry. Hornets Help Browns ST. LOUIS, June 7 (AP) Home runs by Goslin and Burns gave the St. Louis Browns an early lead which brought "them a six to one victory over the Bos ton Red Sox in the series opener here today. R H E Boston 1 6 0 St. Louis 6 11 0 Moore. Michaels, Lisenbee and Connolly; Stewart and Ferrell. Ferrell Stops A's CLEVELAND, June 7 (AP) Wes Ferrell held the Philadel phia Athletics in check today and the Indians took a 4 to 3 decision despite two home runs by Al Sim mons, his 11th and 12th of the season. R H E Philadelphia 4 10 0 Mahaffey, Walberg and Coch rane; Ferrell and Myatt. Tigers Boot Six DETROIT, June 7 (AP) The Tigers made six errors, four by Charley Gehringer, today and the New York Yankees bunched eight hits with them to win 9 to 2. R New York 9 H 8 9 Detroit 2 Ruffine and Dickey; Bridges, Wyatt and Ruel, Hayworth. Walker Injured, Bout is Delayed CLEVELAND, June 7 CAP) -The Mickev Walker-Johnny Risko bout at the Cleveland sta dium was postponed tonight from June 17 to an Indefinite date late in June. Promoter Tommy Me- Ginty announced, because Walk er Injured his hand in training, iouslv scheduled bout was cancelled several weeks ago when Walker suffered an attack or boils. CALL FOR BIDS Sealed bids will be received by the County Court of MARION COUNTY and the County Court of LINN COUNTY through the Oregon State Highway Commis sion at the Portland Hotel, Port land, Oregon, at 10:00 o'clock A. M., Thursday, June 23, 1932, for the construction of a steel bridge with concrete deck oyer the Santiam River on a county read between Mehama in Marlon County, and Lyons in Linn Coun ty, requiring approximately 84,- 000 lbs. structural steel; 10,000 lbs. reinforcing steel and 49 ca ble yards concrete. Plans, proposal blanks and full Information for bidders are on file with the Clerk of the County Court of Marlon County at Sa lem and with the Clerk of the County Court of Linn County at Albany, or may be obtained at the office of the State Highway Com mission, Salem, Oregon, upon making a deposit of $5.00 for each set. No bid will be accepted unless accompanied by cash, a certified check or a bidder's bond for an amount equal to not less than five per cent of the total amount bid. The County Courts reserve the right to reject any or all bids or to accept the bid deemed best for the aforementioned counties. U. G. BOYER. County Clerk. J-8-15-22. KOAO 850 Ke. Oorra.HU Wednesday, jnn a i2:A,B-1iie1 Ee Openers. noma Economic. Obserer. 4?et.ter Hlth United Slate :204-"Th Motor VeUlc!. Operator v j and oar Traffic Laws," Harry C. r Graraa. 13:35--MaTket report, crop and wea- I thor foraoatt. 7:45 Market reports, eropa and m- tfaor forecast. :00-:SOTa Orafoa Unm, Bin wins OUT in ELEVENTH Radio 1 Piograms It hag put on the. field for the last several seasons, along with a new pitcher, McKinley, who had his chance in organized ennnuiT last year and would be there now except for the depression. Neverthless Ray Brooks out fit of ex-Legion Juniors smacked McKinley and Ralph Russell, who has also been "op," for 16 b Ingles and In addition staged a clever bunting campaign that gave them a good lead, in the early Innings. Gordon, shorts too: Koch, third base and Garretson, first base, were West Side's demon sluggers in that game, each getting; three safeties. Manager Bashor may . make some suits in his lineup for Sun day's game, one of which will be to station Hibbard. Oregon State kook star, at shortstop. OVER EDDIE MICK PORTLAND. June T. fAPt Ah Wing Lee, 135, Portland, won a six-round decision over Eddie Mack, 139, Denver, In the main event of tonight's fights here. It was a close decision, despite the ract tnat Ah Wing registered two knockdowns of Mack in the second. Paul Delaney, 160, Seattle, took the decision in Ms round go with Herman Ratxlaff, 159, Minot, N. D., and Roy Ock ley, St, Johns, In the third six round clash, won the nod over Eddie Edelman, Portland. Pete Sumskl, 165, Alblna, and Sig Olsen, 160, Los Angeles, slug ged four rounds to a draw, and Whltey Neal, 124, Vancouver, B. C, recorded the only knock out of the evening, flattening Dane Brady, 125, Vernonla, in the second. SCHAAF BEATS GALENTO NEWARK, N. J., June 7 Ernie Schaaf, Boston heavy weight, contender, gave Tony Ga lento of Orange, N. J., a beating In 10 rounds here tonight and won Referee Danny Sullivan's de cision hands down. HEAT FATAL TO ONE KANSAS JCITY, June 7 (AP) Three men were overcome by heat here today, one of them, MICKEY MOUSE RELIEVING THAT NO WOMEN ARE ABOARD HIS SHIPMIGrtV IS ASTONISHED WHtN MINNIE rOPSUPAHAKH AT.H1SFKT! THIMBLE THEATRE All M6 LEEWINS WELUOUVE, HERE'S TEN TH0USIN6 BUCKS WiCH ) I MA0E HOLSTER COUGH UP FOR STEAUN7 sk u i r r it .ik. LITTLE ANNIE ROONEY ?1 I AM LOCHOUS FOSeTHE LITTLE GlRA-TMAT k2 "A IWVEUTEOTUI5 DOLL-vv COULD VtXJ TELL ME BC WHERE X CAM RWD HEC ? ITS VEJ2V TOOTS AND CASPER ESQaJ i54rjSTarr- fcr- - WMW M . aai SSSSsik "WW. I in it !... ft , ww . wwwwr-t .. warn mw tHtllllH Ju .Klaar'raMir Syadicata.lt.-CrM SBTZ LOSES DUE TO INJURY Puts up Great Battle, but Jones Takes Advantage Of Fractured rib vArt Smertx of Salt Lake City won the admiration of Salem's wrestling fans at the armory Tues day night t when he continued In his match with Henry Jones de spite the fact that he Teceived a eracked rib during the bout. , With one fall each, Smertx re entered the ring against the pro testations of a doctor. The new comer had a cracked rib which bulged but big as a hen's egg. Jones took the final fall In five minute by an arm stretch with his knee in Smertx' bad rib. "As long as I'm conscious I'm going to wrestle," declared the Salt Lake City man to the doctor before the last fall. At the opening of the bout Smertx showed that he was ac quainted With JonM' at1 n wrestling. He evaded all the trick holds and started to work with such speed that for the first 15 minutes Jones was busy trying to break holds all the time. The first fall went to Smerts in 22 minutes with a combination head scissors, double arm bar and body press. He had Jones eom pletely tied up. In the second period Jor.es put forth everything he had, but was apparently waging a losing battle until Smerts missed a sonnenberg and fell out of the ring, cracking his rib. He groped his way in through the ropes at the count of 14 and fell easy prey to Jones leg cradle hold. The time for this fall was 12 minutes. Not only was the main event straight hard wrestling, but the preliminary bout was also above the average. Pete Axman had Roughneck Edwards buffaloed much of the time by slapping the Salt Lake City youth. He not enly slapped from the sides, but put both hands together when the two were clinched and brought them up In to his face with smarting effec tiveness. Axman took straight fall3 from Edwards with a flying atepover toe hold in 19 minutes wrestling time and a short arm bar and body press In five minutes. William Kent, 73. dying later at the general hospital. The mercury hovered around 90. Starring Popeye 6IVt T TO YR DAD VJHEN YA GETS KOrAE- THKb ASCOT WHAT THE KAIavH COST HIM 1 r - BUT,MY DEAR MRS. HOOFER! r-' t ' . mim r m. i. MINNIE: W i couldn't let vou ,( you mean I don't know V saw rr? you mavbe! i donT 1 , r WHAT ARE it GO AWAY BV VOURSELP , U H WHAT VOU CALU V I MEAN --YOU SAW 1 KNOW1. BUT IT WAS - -y AND MICKEY ' v VOU vl AGAIN1. Z JUST GOUXLVi'T! IN T, BUT THAT'S j V A A -A THREE TIMES AS Blfc ) . . f rr VJa, JH OAI 'THOOw'HEftE? ) SO I WIO DOWNSTAIRS A TH1 HOLD? ) V WHERE I WAS - ( GHOST? S AS A MAN AND 11 WAlKfcU UN ' Vi'K k- 1 'N THE BOAT I TVr ( AND THEN ALL OF A ) S J TEN TIMES AS THE J " OLT I -7 IT SEEMS ASSOBO TO CALL, OFF YOU3 DIVORCE; NOW! WE HAD IT PRACTICALLY i - WON! itUiMw'HlfiHn Brttafa rlibto CQJO COUNTS CURTIS KOI the fatted calf, the. pro digal hs come home. Which prodigal, did yon aakT Why, Frisco Edwards himself, the lad we seat away with each high hopes a little over a month ago to be a high-salaried Blind Tom in the Three-Eye. Did Frisco's perennial friends, the Wolves, chase him all the way back to Oregon? Nope,' nary a squawk, even. It was Old Man De pression. Frisco doesn't know whether the league will go through the season, bat if It does, It will use three traveling empires and pick ap a "home boy" in each town who will work for next to nothing and require no travel ing expenses and Frisco, as one of the new umpires in .the league, was one of those who had to go. He didn't actually get his walking papers, but was Just advised by the president of the league that there wasn't much hope. Frisco brought along an excellent letter of re commendation stating that he ts competent to call 'em in any league. A couple of the clubs drew around 1100 and 1200 paid ad missions for their opening games. but despite a cut to two bits, the crowds dwindled to less tnan 200 meaning actually not enough money to pay for the lights and the flat amount for the visiting club. Anybody around here talking depression doesn't know a th jig, Frisco declares. Those towns, 100,000 population and thereabouts, are strictly factory towns and the factories aren't running. Where are the two bit pieces coming to buy baseball ducats? They're not coming. Players' salaries have been cut, teams cut to 14 men, and still they lost money every day. bo li anybody s looking for a good catcher only Frisco has a notion he may stick to .umpiring, where there's sure to be a few dol lars if he gets any work. According to Verne Harring ton, who has been refereeing the wrestling matches here re cently, the day of ultra-showmanship In grappling is passing. For one thing the match-going public ts beginning to realize 'Ladies Don't Now Showing: THERE'S pAE GRIP fctAHT WHERE 1 LEFT TT- THEY L DluriT KNOW THEY 3 535.000" CASH IN IT, MY 60SH! VJHERE'n VrXl "An Unsuccessful M 50eR.V WE BUY THE DOLLS FROM THE VJHOLESALE MOU5E X MEVER. kWEW A LITTLE GGL UNEkHEO rr.' I i V aV aV . I Hfea OK. I J A LAi Tw tar I U - aV XXX XXy 'XrfT j- J . rwts KTriEJ I K B A. Vs. .W -SX.n . r5 I t all frJ 1 1 H Hi. JS-2'5f5aS LsSSSc- .ill o tvYX. & 1 W. :: W 1 I B m fl CC - I I ill I TTiaik III M II FTJ VA -yr. ' T Th Fortunate Taint" 6ENTLEMENI I THANK YOU rTjRrxWTERESI IN MY BEHALF. 8UT MY DECISION ISFINAU I WAS MAO AT MY HUSBAND BUT m NOT MAO J ENOU4HT0T0SS AWWMYTTTLE OF DUCHESS. S. H. S. SPORTS 00TL0I GOOD Football, Baseball Teams To be Stronger, Hoop Squad Promising A glimpse at the athletie horl xon of Salem high school shows prospects of stronger football teams for next year and possib ily as strong a basketball team as last season's club. There Will he a. lieavv Hn for the football team and if a couple more good halfbacks can be dis covered, Coaeh Hollis Hunting ton will have a team which should get places. Huntington intends to have two assistants who will be out regul arly and plans to have at least a five game schedule for his sec ond team. In the past, much good football talent has gone to waste because there were no helpers, but Huntington Plans to develop all the men possible. On the line there will be Earle and Coffee for tackles. Mfcrtin and Fisher for guards, Brownell for center. Coons and Engle for ends and several ther Promising men. Perrlne and Weisser are ex perienced backs and Burns, from Leslie Junior high and several other youngsters are likely to see service. A nine game schedule win be played with five home contests, assuring much local interest in the team. The teams on the sched ule are Alumni. Gervais. Albany, Eugene, Bend, Astoria. Chemawa, Oregon City and Tillamook. Four of the five regulars from last season's basketball team will be gone, but Huntington has five lettermen to start with next win ter. Kelly is the only regular, but Engle saw much service toward the end of the season. that much of the rough work is exaggerated. People enjoy a match like the Jones-Smertz battle more than they do a fan tastically clowned affair. While the grappiers do not al ways take as much punishment as it appears they are taking, the modern body slams, airplane spins, knee Jabs and shoulder butts all cause shocks to the sys tem and are not conducive to long evity which Strangler Lewis and some of the old style grappiers enjoy. At the present rate grap piers will burn out almost as rap-, idly as do boxers, he believes, but he looks for a change In tactics. Exaggerate! "Two Faces East Shopping Tour' I'VE EVEfSV T& - i vy i jl VKU"vfciicjKt ULri i r 2-fiA k. I y Ys V-. HOIST ANCHOR fC&Z&Z&S I nt. i v JJ'.v, an? ;av r4 ( -JDVOJ-AMO WOT ATKSACE CKMRS. pST I GUAEO AKTO HES2 DAUGHTER J-I THEY'RE HTOIMG AMMB WOOA1EV. VVOWT GIVE UP!! -1 V0DMT RE5T IWT4LTHE IJTTV.E BRAT IS VHEE-E-El THIS MEANS THAT -SOPHIE WONT SPILL THE BEANS ABOUT THAT MY REPUTATION IS SAVED! U - rrTiSwJL' FEEL LIKE A MJY AWATtTN JP ,1 FEEL LIKE ----- -Xj(KK--- Jl3P&rA - ii im U SCV bt" 1 a. mpva aavaBMav m. ak& - A Per rine, Brownell and llosh- er are the other ' lettermen and several men from Coach Vernon Gilmore's B team are . clever hodpstenu Pickons and Winter- mute will probably be able to score as well as last season's forwards and Vic DeJardln is a good center. Verne DeJardln from rarttsa Junior high will be in school and should' be of some help. Only three baseball mn iri lost this spring and next year's nine should be much better than the one which Just finished its season. The infield will b in tact with the exception of catch er and Maerx and Verne De Jardln will probably handle that position in good style. Perrlne will be back to pitch and Witzel will have another year. Several or the Junior high flingers wll be on hand and Hunt ington has a first baseman whom he Intends tomake into a pitcher. "Holly" stated that he may do some further shifting of players to get a better fielding team. Exhibits for Fair Booth are Talked At Sunday Meet HAZEL GREEN, June 7 Mr. and Mrs. Charles W. Cady and son La Verne of Auburn were vis itors at Sunday school. Mr. Cady spoke about exhibits for the Sun day school booth at the state fair. This booth was Mr. and Mrs. Cady's idea and they have been In charge from the first giving much time to collecting and car ing for the booth and exhibits. Mrs. Cady. who assists with the Junior division of the program of ine tiayesviue Sunday school dis trict, assigned work for the Jun ior program to be given at Hayes vlllo church the last Sunday In June. The Women's Missionary socie ty will meet Thursday, June 9. at home of Mrs. G. G. Looney. The program will be followed by the quarterly business meeting. The worship service will be led by Rev. S. E. Long. Others taking part In the pro gram will be Mrs. Robert Massle, Mrs. S. E. Long, Mrs. Louis Wam pler and Mrs. G. G. Looney. GILLIAM GRADUATES PIONEER. June 7 Chester Gilliam, who with his wife has been living at the Roy Bird home here this winter, was one of the class of 45 seniors who graduated from Linfield college at McMlnn ville Sunday night. He hopes to obtain a position as high school principal. 1 rVOlOS A01OS a By IXJ GZZ., BOOKS IS GKAXlQ AM' TWEeE fi M1LLIOK1S AWMILUOWS KiJOW OF'EM-wSO - 1 A KlU O AT TWt MAVE. TO T30 r5 YOU 7USTCAMT HELP GETTING SMARTER IVAQIiEL. 6S?CUJRE fM A TIMS IN KENTUCKY! A rUY AWAITING .EXECUTION WHO HAS JUST RECEIVED A PARDON FROM THE LOVHh TUflT TAKE LEWEILIHITS SIX DIVORCES HERE Six divorces were granted yes terday by Judge L. G. Lewelllng here, equalling the number of marriage licenses issued by Coun ty Clerk Boyer. All ef the divorces were won by default, defendants appearing in none of the actions. Mary J. Weddle, married No vember 5. 1930. to Cyrus W. Wed dle won a divorce on charges of desertion, and her maiden same of Mary J. Reynolds was restored to her by court order. Charlotte Shely won a decree from Charles Shely to whom she was married June 12, 1128 at Dal las. She alleged he deserted her In April. 192a. Because she lost interest in their home and declared she no longer wished to live with, him. Alva If. Derby was named defen dant in a divorce action started by C H. Morse who yesterday was granted a divorce decree fr-jm his wife. Her maiden name of Alva Jki. Derby was restored by the court. The couple were mar ried December 10, 1914. in Salem and had lived together amicably, the plaintiff declared, until 1929. Hazel Fisher was granted a di vorce from Lee W. Fisher and her maiden name of Hazel Quinn was restored to her. The two were married July 20, 1927, in Santa Rosa, Calif. The plaintiff alleged her husband deserted her in Oc tober 1928. Mildred Nadine Long won a divorce from William Phillip Long and the custody of their 'minor child as well as S 15 a month ali mony. Eva M. Schults was granted a divorce from Millard J. Schult. The court restored her maiden name of Eva M. Barkhurst. Power Line Extended To Bethel Farm Home BETHEL. June 7 A half mile of power line has Just been com pleted supplying electricity to the Zak-Kunciter home. Walter Ba ker, electrician, did the pole wir ing. The banquet given Saturday night at Bethel school In honor of the young people of the Commun ity club, winners of the recent program contest, was a delightful affair. The honor guests were given very distinctive attentions. The decorations, baskets ani bowls of roses and peonies added beauty to the affair. By WALT DISNEY WHAT CXD MINNIE SEE? WAS IT A GHOST? IS Txe gooo Ship pot luck" RfALLY HAUNTED? IT'S UP TO WlCKEV TO FIND OUT BEfORt HE CONTINUES HIS SEAfK-M FOR THE BURJED PiftATE TRXASURE By SEGAR ADlOS TO Prvwv R&ni&urw r - M wmw AOlOiTO SOrVBLEACWED SKmiS TO LANDLESS MAO l CKin TO HUMAN cuas r WHERE BmOlTS UVE AND FIGHT AND DIE WHERE VULTURES FLAP AND SOAR OH KlCaH, OJHERE MESAS SEEM To TOUCrt THE, SKY. OH. SKOUWlLLE- . s s--GO00 evr. DARRELL McCLURE WO MATTE52 HOW DUMR STAKT ALLVOU EEP STUrKiGAxr AU.THI TTMK mi C'8 By .JIMMY MURPHY! Duchessi A DUCHESS! IT SEEMS UKE A WONDERFUL, ' DREAM COME TRUE! FLL PUT MY PROE IN MY POCKET AND ASK MY HUSBAND'S FDR&VENESS! ' HOW FORTUNATE THAT I FAINTED ON THE WITNESS STAND JUST AS I WAS TO TELU ABOUT THAT TIME IN KENTUCKY 11 UAniimt n . . . WFT) NEYFPl f -Ja - i vN ME BACK! NVi' Mil V., V I k NEVER!