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About The Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1916-1980 | View Entire Issue (May 22, 1932)
. :H;:J?-:U t,v vi-.v-i ',r-..- - . V-V ' SUNDAY, MAY V1 r'il.-, JfMRPHY Rcutr4 U. & Pataat Ot " "7 " ( OH. POP1, ) r YOu SHOULDN'T HAVE AWAKENED MP li lMinol THEYRE 4QNNA ANNOUNCE THE PRIZE -WINNERS OF "THE "FUNNY NAME CONTENT NEXT WEEK, PAPA. rrc unrr tvitt OdivlC tuK-t VM ivr Junior1, the chief purpose of the contest was to 6lve the children SOMETHING TO DOt THEY ALL HAD LOTS OF FUN TH1nWn& UP FUNNY names: it made them practise WRrnwr. Awn mpi dt -to AND SENSE 1 -mS I ltf -fin CEE, PAPA IS ) ( SOUND- ASLEEFy AAlN! 1 Z-Z-) )OHt NOW WHAT DO YOU WANT, JUNIOR? 1 DO YOU THINK I'LL ViflN A V PRIZE? NOBODY CAN SLEEP WITH JUNIOR. AROUND , MAMA! HE NEXT TIME 1 WANT TO TAKE AN AFTERNOON) SNOOZE I'LL. CrO TO A . I lrvrri 1 Q 1832. King Ffwturra Syndicate. Inc. Great Britain rtghu wtmA, J3UNNY-- . Iff M i ... i 1 I 1 !"I Jl ET AS MANY COPIES OF EACH CUT-OUT AS YOU CAN SO YOU'LL HAVE EXTRA ONES IN CASE YOU SPOIL OR LOSE ANY. fdu back on Dotted lne I. Meres BUNNY, cJUNIOR-S ai SISTER ALSO SOME CLOTHES FORI hex: i hi am yoiir croinvsTVH IMMV Hi IDDUVl WVIi IT TUCTnnrTci. Avin JUCLrw-rY-jr IMtr ,WVM IHfcPw, IUV7 ATTENTION, CHILDREN! bEARLV HALP A M1L1 ifWU 1 PTTPO hJTDC OCC3rvyt?rk crcvtyi n, rvr-m.a IN THE RECENT FUNNY NAMES CONTEST THE HUSrE TASK OF CAREFULLY 401N& THROUGH THIS VAST AMOUNT OF MAIL. IS TAK1N& LONGER THAN WE -THOUGHT. THE JUDGES WERE UNABLE TO COMPLETE THE TASK OF SELECTING THE PRIZE -WINNERS IN TIME FOR PUBLICATION TODAY! PLEASE HAVE PATIENCE . THE PRIZE WINNERS WILL. POSITIVELY BE ANNOUhaCEO NEXT WEEK! WEUL OF ALL PEOPLE ! ( TOOTS AND CASPER ! THIS IS Kfc A SURPRISE! I OlONfT EXPECT J TO SEE YOU IN PRAIRIE JUNCTIONL WE CAME HERE FOR A UTTLE REST. UNCLE EVERETT! 4EE. WE'RE &LAD TO SEE YOU I 7 I r Toots and Casper - AND BUTTERCUP 1 YOU LITTLE Tl KE! VOURE ETTlNZi PRETTIER EVERY OAV. JUST LIKE YOUR BEAUTIFUL MOTHER! I WAS HOPING ELSIE WOULD RETURN WITH YOUiUNCLE! DID VOU FMMD HER? V V7 Y I r NO, TOOTS! I HAVENT FOUND ELSIE! l I'VE TRAVELED THE LENGTH AND WIDTH U u- THt COUNTRY WITHOUT PlNulNtr TRACE OP HER! SHE'S DISAPPEARED AS COMPLETELY AS IP THE EARTH HAD SWALLOWED HER OP! i I M A SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE LET THAT SCOUNDREL BROTHER OF HERS COME BETWEEN US! I LOVE HER! SUE LOVES ME! NOTHING ELSE MATTERS! SHE MEANS EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD TO ME! I'LL NEVER REST UNTIL. HUTU IF YOURE &OIN4 POR A WALK LET ME cO WITH YOU. UNCLE EVERETTL 1 A X: THANKSrCASPER.BUT IP YOU OON'T H MINO I PREFER TOxO ALONE! mi 1 I -x?V I I JWI Kir- KA 7 rW KbJ , . . - . v i mm mmr j . . I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HIM I POOR FELL OW. H ES SO UNHAPPY! HE LOOKS SO TIRED1 I'LL BET HEfS COME BACK FOR A WHILE JUST TO BE AMONfc THE SCENES OP THEIR ROMANCE ONCE A6rAiN EVERY POOT OF & ROUND AROUND HERE REMINDS HIM OP A IT'S SACRED MOWN" memory lane, 3rt tHE SLOWLY WALVL, THE SA3-IEK0AP THAT HE AND ELSIE SO OFTEU TROP, ARIVT HQ ARM., YEARS AND A40 AMP AS HE WALKS A SMILE HlS-VEJRY FEATURES AS HIS MIKP WANTJGRS BACK TO THE HAPPY AND ELSIE "WERE INSEPARABLE- YEARS TSX ft 7f COVERSX M!77v2ra, HERE THEY ARE! THE INITIALS THAT .ELSIE AND CARVED DEEP ON THIS TREE THIRTY-FIVE YEARS A60! IT SEEMS LIKE YESTERDAY! WE WERE SO HAPPY! WE PLEDGED THAT WE'D BE TOGETHER . ALWAYS AND NOW-- NOW 11 X. M W fLVl 1 k T - IT WAS ON THE SAME DAY THAT SHE 6 AVE HE THIS TIN -TYPE OP HER THAT fVE CARRIED IN MY WATCH EVER SINCE WASNT SHE BEAUTIFUL? BLUE-EYED AND crOLDENrH A! RED SHE YvAS JUST SIXTEEN! I IDOLIZED HER THENl ADORE HER NOW IN ALL THE YEARS that have passed My love has , ; 6ROWN STRONGER! lli A- X f .V 1 " X ULrf K Tft DE . CrMtBriUld SHE LOVES ME I KNOW IT! 1 FEEU IT I I COULD READ IT N HER EYES-' SOMEWHERE SOMEPLACEr-l Rl ftHT NOV SHES THIHVCIN Or? ME! rLON CrlN 6t FOR ME SHEX.U NEVER BE HAPPY AWAY FROM MEr I CAN'T UME WFTHODT HER --OUR PATHS MUST CROSS A6A1N! IT'S OT 1932, Klag Frttnrrt Syndicate, Ue, rtgbtt rtwf vciL 11 A NO MATTER WHERE SHE IS I'LL FIND HER A4A1N IF I HAVE TO SEARCH THROUGH EVERY VV!LL A6E,r!AMLET AND CITY ON THE FACE OF THE 4 LOBE1.! ' - rT-L MOVE HEAVEN AND i EARTH TO LOCATE HER! ISVJEARIT! Vr 13 Kl4 -HEARTED, 400D-NMURED, L0VA81.E UNCLE EVERETT t S SPENT MOST -1 HIS TIME AND " FORTUNE MAKING OTHERS HAPPY i Surely he deserves some happiness HIMSELF.1 WILL HE EVER FIIID v; ..HISELSIF? 2