. PAGE FOUR "Ato Faror Sway t7; No Few SiaH A-." From First Statesman, March 28, 1851 THE STATESMAN PUBLISHING CO. Charles A. Spragce, Sheldox F. SaCkctt, Publisher $ Charles A. Sprague - . - - Editor-Manager Sheldon F. SacketT - - Managing Editor Member of the Associated Press The Associated Press is exclusively entitled to the use for publication f all news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise credited in this paper. Entered at the Pottoffiee at Salem, Oregon, as Seeond-Clas Matter. Pnblifked every morning except Monday. Business office S15 S. Commercial Street. Pacific Coast Advertising Representatives : Arthur W. Stypes, Inc., Portland, Security Bldg. San Francisco, Sharon Bid.; Los Angeles, W. Pac. Bldg. Eastern Advertising Representatives: Ford-Parions-Stecher, Inc., New York, 271 Madison Ave.; Chicago, 360 N. Michigan Ave. The Comic Strip Mind WE are fast developing the comic strip mind. A speaker or writer must wisecrack to get attention. The editor who cannot think in terms of the smart alec is set down as a dud., Modern comedy is a looseiy-hung chain of snappy come backs. Drama to succeed must be vodevil dialogue. The lec turer who is thoughtful is a failure and the college professor who does any professing is rated a bore and a Door. Slogans and catch-phrases are the sign-boards of the new age of men tality. In the eiehteenth century the classic couplet was the po lite form of literary expression couplet was the toast of the coffee houses. Here is a sample from Pope: "Be not ti e first by whom tbe new is tried, Nor vet the last to lay the old aside." In the early nineteenth century the sonorous phrases of the orator marked the height. Listen to Webster: "Let their lat feeble and lingering glance rather behold the glorious ensign of the republic, now known and honored throughout the earth, still full high advanced, its arms and trophies streaming In their original luster, not a stripe erased or polluted, nor a single tar obscured," eti-. The literary tempo has quickened now to a sharp stac cato. Writers must have a champagne "pop" in their vint age. Even hack writers must have a racy journalistic style. Illustrative of this quick-step literature, plainly the product of the shallow, comic-strip mind, is this example from the St. Louis Post-Dispatch: "l". S. news-llngo seems set for big change, due to spreading Influence of nosy, one-syllable tabloid, snappy theatrical paper Va riety, vibrant newsmagazine Time and others ol the same ilk. Idea is to rope 'em In, hold 'ein, with no spillover of extra words to puzzle bu&y average reader. Style similar to this sample now evoluting backed by scribes as surefire hit on Bway and In sticks. Old flowing periods of classic writers Addison & Steele out of date in fast-moving peppy civilization, which craves something snippy, snappy, terse. Old stuff may be fine for subpenas and college libraries (Harvard, Yale, etc.) but It's the bunk for trolley rider and drug store lunchery pa tron, grabbing off news between'bumps and bites. High are hopes of condensed literature backers of putting new brisk, staccato lingo over; perhaps get people talking that way. Tough on poets, tho, and 52-a-word men, but the mob eats It op." The evil is not merely in the style but in the obscuring of truth by the glib phrase. The wisecrack may travel far; but it may be utterly false. Such expression puts a premium on superficial thinking and destroys the ability of the read ing public to think a thing through critically and carefully. A kingdom may be tossed off for an epigram. So great has been the public demand for this product that wisecrackery factories are in operation. A comic strip cartoonist may keep a half-dozen smart alex busy coining snappy sayings. Such production is largely a matter of men tal gymnastics. Just as acrobats attain their skill in contor tion through long practice, so the professionals train their minds to do hair-pin turns with words and thoughts. The result has come to be that most of our literature, both in books, magazines and newspapers is but the exhibition of mental trapeze-performers. We scarcely dare predict what the literary output of the coming generation will be, feeding as it now is on comic strips, college humor movie captions and "colyums." But it can scarcely be worse than at present. Iodine and Idiocy IODINE and idiocy, what is the connection? It is this: goiter is a frequent cause of dwarfing and idiocy. Iodine is a preventative for goiter. So iodine treatment is recom mended for children in the section between the Great Lakes and the Pacific. That is the "goiter belt" of this country, just as pellagra has been most prevalent in the south. Why this is the goiter belt is hard to say. Perhaps the, old ice sheet deprived the soil of its normal iodine content. It is hard to tell. There are some places where the disease is more prevalent than others. In the Methow valley in northern Washington, for instance, it is common. The theory there is that the glaciers which carved bearing rock, so the waters of iodine. The disease is centered in ing iodine, do not function as they should, they swell, cause disfigurement and illness. Miss Edith L. Weart, writing in the North American Review, describes the goiter control work now being carried on. Special campaigns have been waged in Michigan and Ohio with very wonderful results. Iodized salt has been used to In Ohio chocolate tablets containing the needed element were fed to school children. It is measures to other states where It is an old disease. Venu3 why there is a little swelling in her throat. She wasn't swal lowing something when the sculptor froze her form in stone. The treatment is new and includes surgery for advanced cases and medicine and diet control for incipient cases or for prevention. , Change Highway Name FT1HE Oregon Journal and the X a change m the name of News suggests a name "Oregon gestion i or a change of name meaningless name for the road. There is nothing in its length associated with the great T. R. Roosevelt himself has far better memorials. We hope the legislature will make a change in the name to one coast is a very fitting designation. Canby Is announcing a flower a fair proportion of the hundreds win stop on mat day to see what Canby shows in the way of beautiful flowers. The exhibit is bound to be superior be cans Canby produces some of the finest flowers of any town la the state. The bulb and flower industry there have been tats regard is last spreading. Ralph Cronlse, manager el the revenge Sunday against Clande Inealls for coming over from Cor vallis and winning the press association cup at Albany In June. Ralph played on the Corvallis course Sunday and mad a hole la one;1 and on the second round made It In two. What chance would the rest or the newspaper world have against Ehgene Is hopeful of havtnr an Do they take a census of cabbage a aram iactoryi . The public finds It easy to take nights In aeronautical stocks, utaal, the danger will be la the lamMwg, ; and he who coined a winning the valley removed the iodine the valley are deficient now in the thyroid glands, which lack supply the deficiency in diet. proposed to extend the control the goiter frequency is high. de Milo had it, and that is Metlford Daily News suggestif,r difficult and somewhat Pei- the Roosevelt highway. The Coast" highway. The sug is good. "Roosevelt" is a more appropriate, and "Oregon show for September 5th. Wo hope of cars that rush through Canby growing and Canby'g reputation In Albany Democrat-Herald, got Us the pair of them? eastern kraut faetorr loeata there. heads, or just how do they locate Th PROBLEMS JlO glgfeg. - ytjI ONE .ME A upt, mi - 3: j " imt ru. I3fet ' ---"" " -ir ----:--- - 'j- BITS for BREAKFAST By R. J. HENDRICKS About Bishop Simpson Continuing the account of his visit to the second annual Ore gon conference of the Methodist church, which was held in the Bel knap settlement, then the second point In importance in the Metho dist church of the territory; Sa lem being the first. S Bishop Simpson had arrived at the conference, after a night ride through mud in a wagon, the driver of which got lost in the woods around where is now Buena Vista, and a horseback ride of 20 miles from Corvallis, over only ex cuses for roads and he appeared at the conference well bespattered with mud. That did not feaze him much, however, for, even after he had swayed with his eloquence the greatest crowds np to that time gathered in America and Europe, and had attained the highest em inence of his day in oratorical genius, he was quite careless In his dress and he was called "the ugly man who became beautiful when he spoke." V s Taking tip the thread of the story at his arrival at the back woods Oregon conference, Bishop Simpson wrote his wife: "At the close of prayer someone an nounced my name; going forward, an appointment was arranged for half-past two. My place of lodging was a mile and a half off, and. getting my dinner, it was time for preaching. Preached on 'Oneness' and ordained three deacons." . m m u That is what he wrote his wife. But those who were thTe heard such a sermon as they remember ed the longest days they lived. One woman, a leader among the pioneers, said the words of the sermon were ringing in her ears and those of the prayer of Bishop Simpson that day were singing in her heart 50 years after the mem orabe Sunday. He preached there the same sermon that he delivered later when in London to the larg est church gathering in all Chris tendom that is, about the same sermon, for Bishop Simpson never wrote his sermons, nor even had notes that he carried to the plat form or pulpit. What was none too good for the pioneer people of the Oregon backwoods was good enough for a great British gath ering, made up largely of assem bled ministers with long titles and degrees. Enough has been writ ten about that one sermon to fill a fair sized book. Bishop Simpson came back to Salem and preached here. Under date of April 10, 1854, from Port land, he wrote his wife: "I reached this city on Saturday morning, aft- ilous Journey to the Cascades and Dalles of the Columbia river. I reached my conference on the Sabbath of its session, after hav ing traveled all Saturday night, my guide missing his way in the woods. Conference closed on Tues day afternoon; that evening I rode twenty miles on horseback to Cor vallis; spent three days waiting for a steamboat, but it was" sunk on its passage np, and I started on horseback to Salem, some 32 miles distant; but my horse gave out, and I was compelled to walk part of my Journey. (The greatest bishop Methodism has produced, probably walked Into Salem Sat urday, March 25. 1854.) There I pent Sabbath, preaching twice; addressed the church on Monday night; attended to missionary business Monday and Tuesday, and on Wednesday left on a steam er for Oregon City. Thursday from Oregon City-to this place (Port land); Friday by steamer to the Cascades, on my way to the Dalles, to look after mission property. There the steamer above the Cas cades was broken, and, after hav ing waited for a sail-boat until Monday, X was obliged to hire an I Indian canoe, and with Brother OREGON STATCS11A W. Caferu Next? Pearne, who accompanied me, to row up the river. About ten o'cock at night we reached the Indian camp, where as it rained, we were compelled to lodge in a miserable Indian hut, among the filthy na tives, until the morning light ap peared. The next evening we reached the Dalles. There spent Wednesday. Thursday tried to get down the river in a schooner, but the wind being adverse, after struggling for twenty hours, and being nearly capsized, and escap ing by a hair's breadth from be ing dashed upon the rocks, we left the schooner and took a small boat or skiff. We rowed all night, except three hours, when the crew gave out. Making a fire upon the shore, miles from any house, we threw ourselves upon the ground, and I had a good, sweet sleep. Fri day reached the Cascades, and Sat urday, by steamer, returned here. . ''Should Providence spare my life, I expect to reach San Fran cisco on my return in the next ten or twelve days, and it is now high ly probable that I shall sail from thence by the steamer the first of May. If so, and Providence should see it best to keep me from accident and disease, I may reach New York the latter part of May." ". His biographer quoted Bishop Simpson as writing to his wife: "Passed the governor's residence, eight miles from Salem; came to the top of a hill overlooking the Willamette valley at Humphrey's ferry," etc. As Bishop Simpson had met Governor John W. Davis at the Salem wharf, it was assumed by a number of friends of the Bits man that he passed the residence of the then governor of Oregon on his way south, and this seemed plausible, since tho governor and the bishop had been neighbors in Indiana. V But the Bits man has concluded that Governor Davis did not live eight miles south of Salem; but John P. Gaines, who was governor before him, did. Gaines was ap pointed by President Taylor, and assumed office Aug. 18, 1850. He took np a donation land claim about eight mfles south of Salem, and built a home there. The old house that was the governor's mansion in those days was built a few rods east of the present main road running to the Sky line orchard, and only a little way northeast from the school house in that pioneer district; opposite the old home of the John P. Robert son family: Part of the old house that wan the governor's mansion tiiej still stands. It is on the Ralph E. Cartwright place. It contains tho historic fireplace. It is the part that stand? east and wes. The ad diion on the west, running north and south, was built late; per haps by W. W. Culver. The Governor Gaines house -of the early fifties extended a good many feet to the east, in addi tions that were occupied at least in part by the Gaines slaves; prob ably an inheritance of Mrs. Gaines. The tradition is that the Gaines slaves were (reed when the gov ernor eame to Oregon. Also,' the old timers say, at least two of those negro slaves died there, and were buried on the place. S H Next south of the Gaines dona tion land claim was tffat of Christ opher Moore; some ot the family still owning at least part of that land. Next south was the claim of Thomson Ward, next that of A. M. Belt, and next that of Elijah Wfl kerson. The Wllkerson land must have been on or near tho top of the hill south of the Skyline orch ard, from which Bishop Simpson saw such a beautiful scene of the Willamette valley. You go out some fine day, dear reader, and yon will agree with the descrip tion of the great bishop; with much to add for the later embell ishment of clvtlixed life. Oregon, Thnrsdxy Uanlnr, But there will have to be at least another day, to explain the times that brought Gaines and Da vis to Oregon as govemors7and some other things connected with that neighborhood. ". Just a question: When was the flood of 1860-61, or 1861-62? The inquirer can get various answers. in both written history and pio neer tradition. There was an old couplet, reading, "In eighteen sixty-one There was a flood In Oregon." which may giv some key to the date, ot dates. There Is good au thority for the statement that the highest water was between Decem ber 15 and 20, 1861. The Bits man is not taking sides yet. The ques tion Is open for debate. Every pio neer has the floor, or any descend ant of a pioneer. Editors Say: OVER-AMBITIOUS SCHOOL DISTRICTS No legislative enactment of re cent years has caused so much bother as the high school trans portation act that was put on the statute books by the last legisla ture. We think that the law was prompted by the best of motives, namely that of promoting the ed ucational facilities ot our sons and daughters; yet it Is proving a bone ot contention in many counties. The chief reason for this un favorable result is the fact that ambitious schoolmasters, who are eager to build up the attendance ot their schools, are attempting to utilize the law for their advant age rather than for the advance ment of the high school children's Interests. So we have the spectacle ot rival towns and cities competing one with the other for children who lire on the border line of neutral territory; and sometimes we see cities reaching right ont into a neighbor's territory to take children that really do not be long to them. The consequence of these rival ries is a real problem for the county school boundary boards that have the responsibility of de fining the bus routes. We think that it is the purpose of the law to give the high school children of Oregon an opportun ity to attend the larger and better schools, when they can do so with out running the expense of trans portation too high. In fact the act, itself, says so. It will be perfectly proper, therefore, for boundary boards to authorise bus routes that lead to a large, stand ardized high school from a com. munity that does not have such a school. But it Is unseemly for large schools to compete with one another tor pupils as some school superintendents are doing. We like the attitude of the Al bany school board in this regard, which has announced that It will seek to meet aU commitments placed upon it by the boundary board but will not wage an ag gressive campaign for more stu dents. It will petition the boun dary board for the establishment of three routes, all of which are in-undisputed Albany teritory. be cause It must take that step in order to bring the matter ot their establishment before tho bound, ary board. Bat In some places. Intense fends and. rivalries have develop ed between over-ambitious cities. This Is a pity, because the School districts will find that they won't "break evea" In educating the children whom they are so desir ous of getting Into their schools from outside .districts. Albany Democrat-Herald. LUMBER DEALER ARRIVES SAN FRANCISCO, Aug. 28. fAP) Captain Edward A. Sel- fridge, special lumber trade corn miasioner to the United Kingdom arrived here today' to confer with business men engaged in export ing lumber to the Uuited King dom market. Axtxrat 23, 1129 They gay..; e e fcrpi slena of Ovinia fr. bimiom wa Readers 'tone Welcomed for Vtta this column. All Letters Mast Bear Writer's Name, Though Thia Meed X be Printed, To the editor: Your editorial In regard to the parole of Dave Hadnot is inter esting, but it does not state all of the facts in the case. Dave has lived in this city for several years, diligently engaged in shining shoes eight hours a day. From 5:00 a.m. until about 8 a.m. he did Janitor work for Hartman Brothers, the Jewel, ers, and from 5:00 p.m. until about 9:00 p.m. he did Janitor work for others, all to the end that he might maintain a home, clothe and educate two exceeding ly nice and intelligent daughters, who for years have lacked a moth ers care. His credit has been good at the banks and Otto Hart man told me that Dave is the best Janitor he has ever known and he wanted him back to work, hence the parole to Mr. Hartman. Dave, so far as I know, has here tofore been a good citizen. There is no record ot his heretofore ev er having been in trouble. The parol law was enacted to meet this kind of a case. The Constitution of this state provides that "laws for the punishment of crime shall be found on the prin ciples of reformation and not of vindictive Justice." The idea of the parole law is to reform men and in all cases where the Judge be lieves that to parole a man would result In his reformation, it is a legal duty directed to the con science of the Judge to grant the parole. Hadnot was sentenced to the penitentiary and was paroled to an exemplary citizen, who agreed to furnish him steady em ployment, so that he can continue to support and educate his family. What, then, Mr. Editor, would you have me do? Send him to the penitentiary and let the taxpayers support his family with unchris tian charity? Let his children at tend our schools in sorrow and humiliation? Or, would you give Dave a chance to make good? Would you apply to this case the law of Moses or the tenets of Christ? Had I sent Dave to the peni tentiary, he would have come out and found no person to extend a helping hand. He would "have done time," and besides "he is a nigger." You say the District Attorney's office sought no leniency. The fact is I twice discussed the mat ter with Mr. Carson and he offer ed no objections to a parole. When I concluded to oarola nave. Mr. Carson said: "Well, under the circumstances I do not see how you could do anvthin else." This Court yet has control of manors body. At any time he violates the law he will be sent to the penitentiary to do time. The law provides for parole. I had as much right to parole him as I had to sentence him. It is, then, a question of Judgment only as to what was the best thing to do. Should 1 practically destroy the man in spite of his former most reputable citizenship, or should I give him a chance to get back? Should I make of him a liability, or try to make of him an asset? I have had experience in these cases. Whenever a white man of importance gets into trouble the Judge is besearched by "leading citirens" to give the fellow a chance. Dave is a negro, poor and lowly, and there are only ten negro votes in the county. If there had been two thousand ne gro votes in the county, every politician in it would hare been here pleading for Dave. But in this Court all men are equal: the negro, the poor and lowly white, he without wealth or money, and the man with wealth and friends. I paroled Dave when no friend Postoff ice Annex Finished Rapidly Construction of the addition to the Salem postotflce is progres sing rapidly. The roof has been put on and tarring was started Tuesday. Carpenters have begun working on the windows prepara tory to placing the glass and an. other crew is busy getting ready to lay' the cement pavement around the structure. MASH OWNER FIXED ROSEBURO. Ore.. Aug. 28.--(AP) Chris Jenson of Elkton was fined $200 and sentenced to 60 days in Jail here today follow ing his conviction on a charge of possession of beer mash. The Oregon This coupon, whea accompanied by one New Three-Month subscription to The Oregon Statesman will entitle the bearer to ticket to tho RINGLIXQ BRQ8. and BARNAM. BAILKY CIRCUS. Augnat 29. at Bale. Oregom. I am not now a subscriber to THE OREGON STATESMAN by mail or carrier, but agree to subscribe for three months and until I order it stopped. .1 will pay the regular subscription price of 50c per month. Signed Address Town Phone No Ton may also send the Portland Telegram, I will pay the carrier It cants par month for both papers.. Signed Secured by Address Ticket good only for child nnder 16 years of age. Zl Mall-orders AU orders plaaded for hT. I did It because X fceUeved it to bo the right thing to do. I am square with my con science, nor hare I ever flinched from doing what I believed-to be right In fear of newspaper criti cism or opposition of the elector, ate. Dave nas been punished severe ly. Had I not believed he would not again violate the law, I would not have paroled him. Had he been a man with a previous bad record, a persistent violator of the law, I would -not have paroled him. And in discussing this case, let us not fail to Inquire how much responsibility rests upon the parents of white minor boys and girls who late at night gather at a negro's house to drink beer. L. H. McMahan. Old Oregon's Yesterdays Town Talks from The States man Our Fathers Read August 29, 1029 Dr. E. A. Pierce of Salem deliv ered an address on "Septic Sew age and its Relation to Health Sanitation" at the Pacific coast medical institute held at Newport. Summer meetings sponsored by the ministerial union and held in Marion Square have been discon tinued but a union meeting will be held this Sunday at the First Christian church. This will be the final union service of the summer. Five trains of 87 double length cars, drawn by two engines, will arrive in Salem early next week preparatory to establishing the Rlngling circus. Rev. D. A. Waters and Mrs. Waters went to Oregon City to be honor guests at a banquet. He had Just completed a six-year service as presiding elder of the Metho dist Episcopal church of that dis trict. WASHINGTON, Aug. 23. (AP) Indignation over the ar rest in Cuba today of Joseph E. Barlow, American citizen, who claims f 9.000,000 from the Cuban government tor alleged seizure of property, was expressed tonight by Chairman Borah of the senate for eign relations committee. "I think Barlow has a Just claim," he said, "and has been very badly treated." The Btate department had re ceived no word from the Ameri can embassy in Havana tonight regarding the arrest of Barlow, and officials declined to disclose the status of negotiations that have been In progress between the two governments over the case for a number of years. Possible legal action against Barlow was forecast here several months ago when Ambassador Ferrara of Cuba recommended to his government that the American claimant be deported from the isl and on grounds of Insanity. 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William and his wife, Emma, helped his parent? the farm and dairy and later be came sole owners. Three years ago William Rhod met Ms death in an auto accident leaving his wife and three chil dren with no life insurance and only the farm on which to make a living. This they have done very successfully. Miss Rhode manajr -l the large farm and dairy with little outside help. - This Is the first vacatfon of acy length that Mrs. Rhode has taken since coming to America. Not hav ing seen her relatives or old hon for a number of years she is very, anxious to return to her natk land. Mrs. Rhode and daughter r pect to return home some time la November. A number of orchardists from Marion county were represented Tuesday in a tour of walnut or chards made throughout Yamhill county under the auspices of the Western Nut Growers' association. In the party from here were in cluded Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Noble. Knight Pearcy, Ruben Doega, Moses P. Adams, and A. N. and Frank Doerfler. The tour staretd Tuesday morn ing at the Homer Kruse orchard at Wilsonville. Other orchards visited during the morning includ ed those of P. H. Jobse. James McBridge. and R. J. Rothenber ger. At noon the walnut growers were entertained at dinner at Newberg. Following the noon hour the party went to ths Charles Trunk orchard at Dundee. At all orchards some specific dis cussion was carried on with lead ers among the growera and repre sentatives of the Oregon Sta's college taking part. Today the tour will be carried on to McMinnville, Sheridan and to Amity orchards. Additional growers from this county are ei- pected to attend. Read the Classified Ads. Sour stomach. Indigestion, gas. ORCHARDiSTS TOUR iAMHILL COUNTY EXCESS n . SICKENS -GET RID OF IT! inese are signs vrmcn usually mean Just one thing; eicess acld!. . The stomach nerves have been over-stimulated. Too much acid is making food sour in the stom ach and intestines. The way to-correct excess acid is with an alkali. The best form of alkali for this purpose is Phil lips Milk of Magnesia. Just take a spoonful ot this harmless, al most tasteless preparation in a glass of water. It works instant ly. The stomach becomes sweet. You are happy again in five min utes J Your heartburn, gas, bead- acne, biliousness or indigestion has vanished! Know Phillips Milk of Mag nesia and you're through with crude methods forever. It Is the pleasant way the efficient way to alkaliaise the system: to re lieve the effects ot over-acidity. Phillips Milk of Magnesia has been standard with doctors for over SO years. 25c and 50c bot tles at aU drug stores. Be sure yon get the gennine. "Milk of Magnesia" hag been the U. S. Registered trade mark ot the Chas. H. Phillips Chemical Co. and its predecessor, Chas. H. Phillips, since 1S75. Adv. STATESMAN. gtre