i vf J i n & The Worlds Worst Job- & A BOUT the world's worst job must be that of trying to be Fl'1L president in Mexico. Primarr elections are ahoot-off fairs; inaugurations are bullet-dodging' days; and holding : -S 11.. .--tl ii L - M J - - l! ijuwn me oriice is luu ox me menace ox uungue, assassina tion and rebellion. Current History for this month has an article which begins "The old palace of the viceroys jives 7 forth today an impression of peace and good cheer. The dis play of power, the atmosphere of severity, fear and tragedy, which the continuous presence of military, presidents cre ated therein, have disappeared." The impression of peace and good cheer may have -prevailed a few weeks ago when the article was written, but the old palace had an over-night change of color. The unmilitary President Gil had to turn it into an army headquarters. It became the G. H. Q. of the national government when the flames of revolt burst out at Vera Cruz, Juarez, Chihuahua, and Lower California. Calles, the strong man of the coun try, was called back to authority. Suppressing the rebellion became the business of the day. People in the United States do not know yet what the fighting is all about. They do not know just which way to let their neutrality lean. It is a hard predicament for our self-righteous folk who think they ought to be partisan al ways to whatever side through its skillful propaganda get3 itself set up as having the most "righteous" cause. This condition will not last long, however. The propaganda will soon be coming and we will know which side to line up with. The administration apparently knows that already for it is accommodating the Gil administration with surplus war ' material. Mexico is an example of a country that makes a busi ness of war and politics. It is so poorly developed econom ically the people have to resort to fighting and office-holding to make a living. The racial base is Indian and the racial top is Spanish. The Indian masses are ignorant and illiter ate. The top layers naturally want to exploit the ldwer lay ers in the name of national development. Diaz permitted it; the country had peace and did "develop." The revolution of 1910 and since has sought to bring Mexico into both political and economic liberty through va rious reform measures. For one thing they have made the state supreme, adopting; harsh measures toward the church which formerly was dominant. They 'have tried to parcel out the big land holdings, nationalize oil and mineral lands, and promote popular education. It has been a large con tract. When all the disaffected elements run together they think they can stage a real respectable rebellion and they seem to be doing it. The rebels will lose out, because the federal forces have the army, the" machine guns and the money. It is probably as well that they do; otherwise the country would be plunged into long-continued strife. Events south of the Rio Grande show however that it is never very hard to substitute bul lets for ballots. - Let the People Rule mHE Portland Oregonian chides the Portland Journal with X deserting its much-vaunted faith in democracy and "let-the-people-rule" stuff because the Journal supports the in come tax adopted by the last legislature. The income tax, the Oregonian does not fail to remind us, has been voted down some nine times by the people of the state, and so re cently as last November. The Oregonian seizes for once the mock heroics of the Journal which is supposedly the simon pure defender of majority rule and popular rights. Of course when the Oregonian refers to the people and the Journal refers to the people they are not talking about the same thing at alL The Oregonian is talking about the people and the Journal is talking about the "pee-pul". In this instance The Oregonian's people are against the income tax; and the Journal's pee-pul are "fer it." They aren't talk ing about the same class at all. At the last election to be sure the "people" outvoted the "pee-pul" on the income tax question; but that doesn't con vince the Journal that the "people'-should enjoy the victory for long. The "pee-pul" won the income tax election in 1923 but that didn't deter the Oregonian from seeking a reversal of; the verdict the following year. ' Strangely enough the legislature passed two income tax bills which have met with no protest the so-called excise tax and intangibles tax measures both income tax meas ures of limited application. I The legislature had to pass an income tax; they'd have felt like they had forgotten something if they hadn't. They knew if they didn't pass an income tax bill another one would be proposed at the next election anyway. We have just gotten the income tax voting habit in this state. It wouldn't be an election if the question of passage or repeal or both were not on the ballot. So the legislature passed three income tax bills, and provided for an extra election in between times in case the people or the "pee-pul" wanted to get in some additional voting on this perennial tax question. : The real opportunity The Oregonian -lost was in con demning the income tax legislation recommended by the Carkin commission. It had a chance for leadership then; and its sponsorship would have been a valuable factor in the sound readjustment of the state's taxing system. It op posed this measure of the Carkin commission, which per mitted the more ardent friends of the income tax to get the present measure enacted. The legislature was not false to public faith. It was. the doctor and prescribed medicine which the Oregonian and its ''people" find hard to take. ' ; . : ' I Protecting Bank Depositors ONE of the things the Oregon legislature didn't do was to pass or even to propose a bill for the state guaranty of bank deposits. This remnant of Bryanism has died a hard death, and a costly one. It was: costly to solvent banks that were members of guaranty systems and costly to depositors who thought the system. was going to protect them. This first got vogue in this country when Bryan was writing the Oklahoma constitution. It was a product of mid-western populism, of individual depending on the state like a wet nurse. , ! - ' .. Eight states tried Bryan's idea of guaranteeing deposits in state banks. In all but two of the states the system has completely broken down. Oklahoma repealed her law in 1923 with her guarantee fund about eight million dollars in the hole. In Washington the law lasted from 1917 to 1921, all the banks withdrawing from the system but not until the fund was hopelessly involved likewise the plan broke down in Texas, North and South Dakota, Mississippi and Ne braska. In Kansas the banks are withdrawing as fast as they can under the law. Nebraska has its guaranty fund aome ten million dollars behind. The solvent banks are go ing in to court to stop the assessments which are eating up their earnings. "' ".-'Y ' .. V Of course the guaranty system was satisfactory so long as the banks didn't fail It couldn't stand tn in times of de pression, and that was just when the depositor needed the protection. Many of the depositors in those states felt they had a claim against the state because the state nurtured the plan and supervised the banks. The state always had a good alibi just like Oregon has on its defaulted irrigation district bonds even though they, bore a lot of state insignia. v . Depositors have found out that their safety lies In the integrity and capacity of the bankers they do business with. Bankers have found they are better off to;stand on their own bottom. Then they do not have to pay for the losses of poor management. , The epidemic of bank failures which affected the farming regions, after 1920 showed that some thing was radically wrong with our banking methods, but the guaranty system was a weak guy-rope that snapped with the iirst wind. ' t '-" - - - . v-- :, : ---- - -- - -- , .. . X -- l.woraj prpoutJ, y ru UnnleasantBut Needed How and Tbsn 11m Tl 111 Who's Who & Passage of Reapportionment Bill Predicted By JAKES S. WATIOV Sntor tnm XadUna (James K. Watroa was born at Win chester, Ind November 2, -864. He is a graduate of DePaav .university. Ad mitted to the bar in 1887, ha began prac ticing law with his father, Boring tfi Roshrille sis years later. He was elected to congress in 1805, serving until 1909 with the exception of one term. In 1908 he was the Republican nominee for gov ernor f Indiana. He was seat to the United States senate inl918, bis last term expiring in 1933. Ha has been a dele gate to the Republican national conven tion three times.) I expect a new census and reap portionment blU to be brought in to the senate the first week of the extra session and I expect it to pass. Every ef fort that the re publican lead ership in the senate and house can giro to this belated validation o f the constitution wlU be prorid- These assur ances were giv en to Senator Vandenberg- of Michigan, who SEN. WATSON was in charge of the last bill, before he withdrew the measure in the closing days of the regular session in order to permit the great supply appropria- wji ilia i urn miiiamnw mammHamBBammammBBBBmaavas Bits for Breakf asfc By R. J. Again, our nut industries Is S About which a recent article in The Statesman is being reprinted, with some elaborations, in this is sue, on account of the fact that all copies of the former Issues were soon taken, exhausting that edition. Is 'The situation is like this: Not enough snow falls in the high Sier ras in California to furnish enough water for the Irrigation that is needed In that state.- The Califor nia riYers no longer run Into the sea. The former river mouths In that state are now dry land. S .Besides this, not enough water from the mountain rains and' .snows seeps Into the earth to maintain the level ot the water in the Irrigation wells of that state. Their average depth has already gone down 10 teet, and it is grad ually lowering. It is like the Tea pot dome; the oU pumped out at the lower levels would before long take the supply from the higher places. : V-'V': v In California, 'the Irrigation wells are drawing on the reserves, and the new annual supply from the mountains Is not' sufficient to keep them up. Result, an increas ing need for new machinery and equipment and additional depth in order to secure enough water. Constantly more overhead. V With the high prices of land In California, the overhead becomes prohibitive) for the growing of walnuts. V - So the walnut trees tn the south era counties. In the older orchards are being; grubbed up. For other reasons, too, this Is going on. The walnut trees must have irriga tion. Without it, they die. Also, the walnut trees will not stand a high percentage of alkali in the water. The citrus trees will stand much more. Hence, orange, grape fruit and, lemon trees are replac ing the walnut trees. . '.-v V More than this, they have a spe cies of codlln moth in California, walnut orchards. And they have Wu ' Iff - Timely Views tions of the government to break through the filibuster against re apportionment. The assurances were given In good faith and will be sustained accordingly. Senator Yandenberg made a game tight in the last ses sion againat Insurmountable odds. As a result, he succeeded la em phasizing the issue to a degree which propresies early results. He could hare held this bill before the senate to ne end of the final week of the recent filibuster against it. But he could not hare passed the bill. It was physically Im possible. He merely eould hare caused the defeat of the supply bills. These in turn would hare to go over to the extra session where they would hare again jeopardise reapportionment. He showed wisdom In accepting a preferred status In the extra ses sion for reapportionment itself; and it took more courage to make this decision than to hare blun dered into a futile Impasse. We must hare an early census bill and we maet hare the reap portionment bill along with it. It is a mild statement that the delay in reapportionment legislation has been unfortunate. The senate must euro the lapse. Reapportionment, along with tariff and farm relief, are the major issues in the spe cial session. Hendricks to grow soft shelled nuts. And the hot weather in harvest time melts the oil of the walnuts and makes their meat rancid, and black. Is I This is all of tremendous inter est to the people of the Willam ette valley. All the hampering conditions named in California are absent here in the Willamette val ley. So the walnut Industry Is com ing north, to the Willamette val ley. We now have 13.000 acres in walnuts here. California has near ly 100,000 acres In walnut orch ards. In time, perhaps soon, wo will have the lirger acreage here, because we can grow a better nut, and do it at a lower cost, and we need little or no Irrigation. 1 At certainly as anything In the future can be, the Willamette val ley is destined to become the great edible nut center of the world. Wo will major In walnuts, fil berts and chestnuts,' for we have the natural homo hers for these. There will bo reforestation in black walnuts,- some of them grafted over to the English vari eties, and In chestnut trees, for both the nuts and the wood. Swine and poultry will be fattened on nuts; Including ground chestnuts, Our forest products will bo mar- keted.on foot, la live stock and poultry products. W m The federal government Is to bo placed behind this taovement with experts maintained hero In the valley, making experiments and studies. .-' In the course of timewe will be shipping 100,000 tons annually of edible nuts to outside markets. And then our edible nut industries will be only well, on their nay. Big business is becoming Interest ed. And cooperative effort: we will have chain nut enterprises . V - ' And Individual nut plantings will Increase very rapidly. We are to have a nut boom; and It can not come too quickly or be' too large, for the markets for nuts will grow In a thousand waysy . ..-,;.:., .... n Ti.....--.,-.. Editors Say: TAX REDUCTION SLIGHT When tax-paying time rolls 'round, property owners do not want to take too seriously the statements being published in me tropolitan papers that picture a big reduction in property levies as a result of the new tax meas ures just passed by the legisla ture. If the laws produce revenue as anticipated, it Is true that much of the money received from prop erty owners now for state pur poses will be available elsewhere. But the state spends only a small amount of our tax dollar and the legislature has the .authority to appropriate a still smaller amount. Even though the excise and Intan gibles tax provides enough money to equal all that the legislature can legally spend on its own re sponsibility, the taxpayer in Un ion county will be saved only about 7c out of every dollar in taxes he pays. If his tax bill is now f 100 a year, he can safely expect to have it cut to something like f 93 but that is all. Most of the Vest of it goes for -schools, for county and municipal purposes, tor expendi tures that voters have obligated the state for at the polls. The change is, nevertheless, a step in the right direction. LatGrande Observer. MEANS "BIG BUSINESS" Farming, under the Hoover plan of relief, will be a "big bus iness" through cooperation of in dividual units. If the plan Is to work, cooper ative associations must be devel oped to gigantic proportions, and must extend to cooperative, mar keting, rather than engaging most ly in cooperative buying of sup plies. The plan, advanced by Senator McNary, of Oregon, provides a three hundred million dollar fund to be loaned cooperative associa tions at four per cent interest. The money will be used to hold surplus stocks for higher markets, and to advance money to farmers during the storage period. As the money Is to be loaned on surplus commodities. - rather than to de pressed districts, it Is evident that in a diversified field there wl probably be branches of half a dozen cooperatives, each market ing one commodity, rather than one cooperative marketing all the products of the district. Increased tariff protection for depressed commodities Is part of the plan, but the bis; Idea is that producers of a commodity must market through a central agency which they control, it they are to be loaned government money with which to hold their crops. Med ford ITewsw : A few weeks ago it was an lnt possiblity for any of the trains out of Portland or Seattle to speed up their schedules. Then" one of them found out It could be done. Immediately all the other roads, some three in number, discovered the same thing. Queer how one discovery leads to another. This will be a. fine thing for Chicago . people. Any thing that enables them to get away from homo quicker is good, but when they can get to the Pa cific northwest five hours faster than usual, why that's a god-send. CorvalUs Gazette Times. Rebel General is Summarily Killed ME23CO CITY, Mar. 11. (AP) The execution of the reb el Simon Aguirre. one ot the lead ers of the revolt la Vera Crux who was captured yesterday, was an nounced by the government late tonight The execution was carried out at Santa Lucrecia. Vera Cruz, by federal soldiers commanded by General Alejandro Manje, IS mm ZTyROE FULKERSON READ THIS FIRST: Bettr Brown daiac bet war into the frtondahip of a feat andwndeair able crowd, and out of the life of many nice people. An . automobile aeetdent raaults la a dislocated knoa, ends her dancina career and her friendship with the taat crowd. Gaorg Harris, an old friend, atands by tn tlmo of trouble and slvas her employment after aha la out of tbo hospital. While thera aha studies stenography and, typing- nnd OQctiroa two positions, both of which ho loses. DiscoursLered. she ts almost rcsvdr to marry jOoorce out Of grati- (NOW GO ON WITH THE 8TORT) CHAPTER XL1X BETTY'S conversation with Mr. Smith, her former employer, ended with his advice not to get desperate and marry. It bad been given with a laugh, but she knew that his matrimonial exper iment had not been satisfactory. She doubted if hers would be if she married George, because she thought she should, rather than because she wanted to. Leaving Mr. Smith, she again went to look over that salvation ot the Jobless, the help wanted col umns of the papers. She found an advertisement of the United Hotel Supply company for a secretary. The ad was to be answered by let ter, and no personal calls were al lowed. It also specified that full particulars must b given in the first letter and sample of typing and penmanship submitted. Betty answered the ad to the best of her ability, and sent with her application the letter of rec ommendation from Mr. Smith. She had little hope of securing the po sition, and was in doubt whether to enclose the letter, lest it be lost, but finally did so, requesting that it be returned to her immediately if her application was not consid ered. She tried for another place the same afternoon, but the wages were so low she would not consid er the position. The next morning the postman brought her a letter from the Hotel Supply company, asking her to call at their offices at 10:30. She was one ot three applicants they had asked to call. She was elated at the- prospect. for she had not expected it. At the office at the proper time she was told to see the chief clerk. He was a business like man who asked her many questions, none of which. .however, developed her dancing career. He had called Mr. Smith and that was what had influenced him to send for her. He picked up a newspaper from his desk and dictated an editorial then asked her to transcribe it. He seemed satisfied with her work; he told her he wanted a secretary for the vice president. Before he assigned her to this work he wanted to try her out for himself. As his secretary was now acting as secretary to the vice president, he would be better able to tell It she would do if she would work fer him for a day. Her salary would depend en tirely on her. The company was very particular about their em ployes, and wanted only those willing to stay. Advancement was sure. "I am very anxious tor the po sition," explained Betty. "It is ex actly what I am looking for. X care less about the salary to be gin with than about the prospects for advancement. I will be glad to come in the morning and work for you all day so you may see that I am capable. ' At home that night she looked up one ot the books George had asked her to read when she first went to work at the restaurant. It had to do with equipment and furnishings ot a restaurant. Betty thought it might have some bear ing on this business. 1 The following morning she took dictation from the chief clerk. It was about the very things of which she read the night before. Not once did she stop him to ask a question. During the morning a tele phone call came for him while he was busy talking to a salesman. "Mr. Saunders is busy at the mo ment," said Betty. "Will you hold the wire Just a moment?" Saun ders signalled for her to hold him. "Just an Instant now and he will be here. Refrigerator display cases? Certainly we have them, We will send a man to give you estimates. They not only mean a great saving on ice, but they dis play cold zood la summer tune in such an attractive way that, sev eral restaurants have told us, they more than make up their costs in added sales. Cantaloupes, salads, fruits and cold platters seem more appetizing when people see them right on the ice. No, these cases never sweat. I'll have Mr. Saunders send you a. salesman. He can take you to one of the restaurants we have outfitted and show you just how they work. Ton are opening the first of the month? Come around and let us show you some other equipment, too. Yes, we will hare someone to see you within the hour. -Our men are experts and, regardless of selling you, we Old Oregon's Yesterdays Towm Talks from The States). Owr Fathers Bead Starch 14, 1904 There Is every possibility that Portland may be represented In the Oregon State baseball league. according to Emmett Drake, who was president of the Portland 'Na tionals and C. A. Whitemore, ex president ot the old Portland dub. Subscriptions to Salem's new bond.. Issue had reached $11,525 last night, more than double the Amount required. ; A convention of the republican party of the first congressional district is called to meet in Salem April 13. , ; Prof, and Mrs. JL F. Carlton of Albany are visiting in" ft oily. . . m w THE STpRVlOF A OIRL WHO MAtTE MEN I J LIKE HER . ei9as would be glaa to give yds. the ben efit ot our advice. No. I'm not a saleswoman! Thank you!" The devil you arenW" laugh ed Saunders. She looked up tVsee both Saunders and the salesman laughing at her. "Where did you get all that dope?" asked Saunders. "Out ot a book I read last night." replied Betty, timidly; "That bird wanted to talk to Larkln, the saiesmanager, not me!" said Saunders. "Go to the third floor on the right, tell him what you said, and give him the guy's name. "Will he be angry?" asked Betty. "You'll be lucky if he doesn't kiss you!" answered the sales man. Betty found Mr. Larkln and ex plained about the call. She was only trying to noia tne customer till Mr. Saunders could talJT to him. She told him the arguments she had .used and what the man had said. "Who are you?" asked Mr. Lar kln, without removing the cigar from his mouth. "I am on trial as a stenogra pher tor the vice president. I'm working in Mr. Saunders' office today." "I'll go back with you." he said. "Say, does Andy get this young lady?" he demanded of Saunders. "Not if I can get her away from him," returned Saunders. How much to boot do you want for her? I'll give you those two dumb bells you sent me." "You get back into your own hole and let me alone! I employ and assign the help here." They seemed to be quarreling. "Oh well, she won't lire long. anyway. She thinks. No woman can do that long at a time and survive." He went out chewing his cigar fiercely. Betty returned to her work without comment. Saunders re sumed, his interview with the salesman, but when he was gone he turned in his chair and said: Miss Brown, that was good work. It is very difficult to find girls who are interested in anything but dancing and the movies. If you continue that way you will make a success. I will assign you to Andy in the morning. You won't find him hard to wok for. "He is young in the business. but a whis for work. He eats it alive with its head on. But he Is nice. Keep using your head as you nave today. I gave you some mean ii OFFERS 9 WORTH OF TRAVEL ACCIDENT INSURANCE FOR ONE DOLLAR AND $1000 Worth of Auto Accident and Pedestrian - Insurance Every time you step out of your home . or office you are subjected to the haz ards of the street traffic, skidding au tomobiles, or a possible crash of your car which may disable you. Be pre pared for that emergency, with acci dent insurance. DON'T HESITATE! TOMORROW MAY BE TOO LATE!f Use the ap plication blank in today's paper. 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I am enclosing a payment of f 1.00 Policy fee, I am to receive $10,000.00 Travel Accident Insurance Policy Is sued by the North. American Accident Insurance Company of Chicago, Illinois. , ... :..; - - "VJ,wV-."." :.;':.' ' .-: .'-" r " - llcsl Schxcnptions must be pad in Advance : plenty of tfSdrpifeTi aToSf W "There lore! That's 'enough, and a rSfoech?055j luuamake. longer AM5 Later your salary will be dictated by Andy." Befty finished her work for the afternoon. Sae looked foTwarVt witff.dreld to ih'ejBixt day.' fibTe wlahedsKe had been uAgned to tne clgarAibewing sales manager or to Br.' SailnSers, but determin ed to do her best with the vice president. Perhaps she would be belter otf with? this man who was higher up in the organisation. Perhaps some twist of manage ment mtghtTput her with th5 man who chewed cigars. The man she was going to work for was named Andy, and he was young. She hoped, he did not hae a tired, complaining wife to sail in some day and have her dischar ged. One thing she kew; she would never dance in his office. She smiled when she thought Sow dreadfully shocked this work-de-vourlng"busIness man would be lt she forgot some day and called him "Andy." as she" use't to call Andy Adair. She suspected this Andy was like George Harris, grave and methodical and formal. She hoped so. She had had enough of happy, jolly fellows to work for. Mr. Smith had been like that and his jollity had gotten them both info trouble. When she told George about her new position at dinner that night he congratulated her on her good fortune. He preened himself a bit when she related the incident ot the telephone call and the use she had made of the book he had loaned her. "No knowledge acquired is ever wasted," he announced. "Informa tion stowed away in the back of the brain is subject to call at any time, and no one ever makes a mistake in acquiring it. It is al most inconceivable that a person could acquire knowledge of any character which would not some day be useful." "Yes, George." said Betty, duti fully. But she was wondering what her new employer .looked like. (TO BE CONTINUED) GUESTS OX SUNDAY SILVERTON, Mar. 13. (Spe cial) C. K. Thompson, manager of the Watrous Shoe company, and Mrs. Thompson, bad as guests Sunday, Mrs. Thompson's sister and husband. Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Bartlett of Salem, and Mis. George Paul, of Kallespell, Montana. two wTeks ValionXwith isjStt- rouna. we wm starj vuu i "SJ ,