FOR DESERT VISIT
'Assistant -English- professor
-at University- Names ":
- Books He Wants U
UlS'IVEUSITY. OF,,ORKGO,
Kuenrt Dec. 17; (Special..)-?
"If I were cast ' away" on a desert
island and had a chance to select
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twelve volumes from a 'complete
library." sald Walter Snjr der,' "a
aistant 'professor V: dr 'EagI isV'at
the University of ;: Oregon, "I
would look at the situation from
a practical standpoint.
"First, I trould select s JBc?y
Scout Manual. 4 Thia .would con
tain much of the needed informa
tion, and ' practical knowledge -on
how to lire in such a-Tplace.'-"
' 1 "Next, 1 won to. taxe'a diction
ary; it youM be the nearest thing
to a complet. encyclopedia in one
rolume. -One could getj all Berts
of ideas "from Jt," and the illustra
tions In the volume - would help
agreat deal in a place like a des
ert Island, v . - -
fllnsinp' Out; Snip
cnuia not nope to lindztf better op-
AJfiWain gifts at such redaction in
J3.T0 High a.rade Cut Glass 12 Inch Sandwich
Platrs. now .'.t, .... s .i .......... . .'93.73
$33.00- Gentleman' Sterling Silver Military
Se,"with Comb, wnr4.vi,i'.wrt .$10.25
$3.50 Plain or Hammered Vine Qifallty Silver
Plated " Candlestielis, -with Candles, now
. '.. ... ....... : . V. . ....... . K7.30
$".00 F"ine Quality Silver Plated . Sandwich
riatcs, now ... . . . . . . : . .
$15.00 Mantle Clocks, mahogany cases, hour
and half hour, strike, now. . . . .... v ,$8.0.
-value .special lot of 50 Watches,
now . .-.17. ::-?t?:-'?. 9125
$ 15.00 Ruby Kncrusted Elks. Rings, now '
" J t i j
t-.u.O Quadruple Plntcd 'Compact'' ? double
compartment, chain handle, now:.'.fl3
?7.50 Steiiinc Silver Compact, double. com
partment, chain IjanUb-near jr,. ,$5J)
$3.00 Iadies Rea Leather Hand Bag,' now
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, ?3.50 ; Iadis4 Risat -leather -Hand ' Dag. now "
, Salem Higb School iglnglo
Pits - f
"For. the third book ' I would
select" a good bobkch botany." 1
might want to grow something on
the island and Would want to dis
tinguish i the poisonous plants
from the non-poisonous. ,
,. "A good book- on birds would
be my next choice. I fould find
a great deal of amusement in
studying the little creatures, and
tfila avocation would help o oc
cupy a lot of my time. : . -
"Now, -how inany does .that
make!" ' - :
g "Four,'" said tne reporter, "you
have 'time to grab eight more be
fore the ship sinks." How about
a novel?' '"' '" .' '
:"Xo, I. wouldn't have a novel.
prices.
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Cempai t,
I would prefer something I would
read over several times ancf enjoy
it at , each reading. Oh, yeVI
know what I would take, though.
the professor smiled with satis
factipn, "a bound volume of the
Saturday Evening Post. The ad
vertise men is; they wouTd reulind
me of the good old das in c(vivli
zation, and I could get sbmegdod
ideas from them. : -
. "A volume .-'-of , ShakeTeare
would keep me busy for a while.
"I would, cf course, take' the
Bible. One can read the Bible
over and over and still -enjoy
reading it again. . , ,
"Wells Outline of History
would Iks a uood book to have. I
never get .tirod "of . reading his
tory. .
"The Oxford Book of English
Verse would be one o fmy selec
tions. In this I would get all the
tiioicf poetry of the world, and
could spend a great, deal of your
time. mentor izins itf --a ,
- "I'm not much of a singer, but
I would take a good sohr book
along to amasem"ysflt " sWglng.
Let's see now, I hare twomdre
books; well, I will have to hurry
before the ship goes down I guess.
A book o reproductions. o won
derful paintings would be "good
to have.. . - -
"I think for my last: baok. I
would take a book on drawing.
On a desert 'island a person would
have all kinds of opportunity ' to
practice sketching. . .
"That list ought -to . keep -me
busy for awhile, but If I were
going to-be there all my life. II
would try and salvage a. law. more
volumes from the lost ship."
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7 : ;W K HU ( 2'J.5 ) , Corvul
lls, Ore. Musical selections;
7:40. "Modern Accounts," F.r
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selections: 8:05. "Ho use
Heating, Hov to. Conserve
Fuel and Tut Down Repair
Eflls." Earl C. WJley: 8:20.
'"Developments in the Pro
duction and Ufe of Engineer
ing Materials,'.' S. H. Graf;
S : 25,. music
8lwies
7-7::;o K T li H (Stt:), Port
land. Children's program. .
0::10- KIM (40.1.2). 1ah An.
'- geles. Christmas party for
childreit.
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10::.M.2 KGW ( 101.5) v l'ort
land. Hoot Owls. , V''-O-l
tiSO-r-KJ-OA ( 341 .' Sent
tie." Hoffman orchestra;'
" CHS, studio program; 8,: 15.
weather; 8:30, Times studfo
program. .
0:ao-il K PO San
Francisco. 6.: 30-, Lind or-,-chestra:
8-11. dance orchesi
'Ira; Al ; Jacobs, pianist;
"M-anrice Guns'ky, te'riot.
:SO-l1-Kirj (103.2); Loft:
Angele?. .KMJ'S.annuai
Christmas party for the Ra
dio children; 8-10. program;
10-11, Clark's dance orches
tra. 0:3iMl KIT (07), Los An-!
Kde. Vest pocket concert;
6:5, radiotorial; 7,Exam:
iner program; 8. prgan rer
citalr 9, Ashley Sisters,-Bad
Gore and his ukulele; 9; 30,
mirth - contest; 10, Myra
" Belle Vickers and assisting
artists. " ,.
8.10:30 KLX (508), Oakland.'
Special program by American
Institute .of ".8oJo.ini
Gernovich entertainerut - :
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CIBERhSPH
B? SMUTS
Aurora : School ' Publishes
Mimeographed Paper Full
! of Local News
An interesting paper w:as given
out yesterday from the county
school superintendent's office,
from Aurora.
This paper is a six-page mlmeo
graphexl newspaper put out by the
grade school at Aurora. Or., and
14 called the Student Body Exag
gerator. v
This mimeographed publica
tion makes it possible for mem
bers to eontribute articles where
they. cannot. have a regular print
ed, publication. ExtraciB from
this paper. follows;.
"The. Stndent Body , Exaggera-
tnr, printed and published by the
pupils of the school on, or about
the second Friday of each month
Editor. Dorothy Hurst; Manager,
Lowell Gribble. Subscription
rates; Semester, 15 cents; single
topy. 5 cents. .
Advertising rates on application
to the manager.
."Again we are with you in this
the Christinas special edition of
tne "Exaggerator. We hope you
will enjpy reading it as much as
we hftve enjoyed printing it.
"All the rooms at the school are
brightly decorated for Christmas.
Each room will have its own lit
tle program and tree this year,
instead of , one big program and
tree in the assembly room. You
will enjoy seeing the decorations
and ;w org -at the school. Better
try and .visit .with uV before . the
holidays. " ' ' .- ' ,
"MrsVJFrikereoB -visited i-the
several rooms o,pe daylasf -yreek.
She " gave t Be 'eighth 'gratfe iseveral
problems im arithmetic rand' ap
peared to be well pleasjed " vrith
the-resultsr .' ' .
"We wisbto takothis opportun
ity to thank Mrs. Sadler for the
beautiful jiolly sent to the school
for nse in-decorations.
"From all indications there
will be a large number of com
petitors in the declainatory con
test this year. The county con
test is to be held the third week
in January.
."The sixth grade pupils are
working hard on Oregon history
lhes'e':Uays. " The new course of
study,, requires that they take a
test in this subject in January.
"Mr,.- Southwick received word
; -Broken : ,'
'Peppermint
: , Sticks .
p ' ! v For Xmas
I Fresh Stock for all next
- week
17c a 15).
v 2 lbs. for 30c
Vou can have all you want
r -. - at this price
v Only at
QCHAEFER'Q
. DRUG STORK
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Tbe Yellow Front-Phono I"
133 North Commercial Slrcet
ThYPerislar Store
There's a Special Column of "Gifts
In .Ttie Shop-o-scope
..a
For Him
. CKMTIS Thry nuke ceptable'itifU
for (at bar. )rotbr r tiultam). Com ia
cow and ortlor Ihp brand bat they like.
1'h Ae, a sonic Tcniplo.
'ClyAKETTES YaVll f'nilTtb- kind
you wt lerv. tl)r wke- i''ptab!e
fift tor men.- Tlie Are. Masonic Trmule,
TOJLKT 8KTS la.nilk lined Rift ,
wnnderfully atlrfUfl j.t for $i to $35.
Tylr' lruj tor, ij i7 S.. Commercial.
1KXT PCZ7.T.E your W-f tre
your fet --look iiij for that Chriatma
prevent tnf "her.' !ft the Shop-o-cop
(how it to you in a fvr minutes' time.
CHRISTMAS. IS th tima of poo.1 eher
fpt yourself in tt proper framo of
miad by doing - your holiday ahoppius
the Sbop-o-aeope way.
s I.CGGA;E SieaiBMT tninka, wardrobaJ
Irnaka, twit eaaea and handbag. A larpa
t.totk for you to sclact from. Dt. 1 Stiff
Furniture Co. ',
THK rX)Plje w)vo ct flat feet and
flat walieti Jorinj t?ie holiday shopping
tea ton are th one -ho -new tliunght
of uginj the Sbop--eo;e.
GIVE AVISKLT five e!1 C'e a
tlimipht 1o the Shoji-u-ieopo before JOB
five any Christina, present!
THK OUT wlthoav the rer i
they ay. And often the giTer.4 bare .or
grift until U remeNbera m,ooqui i"
S!iop-o-cope. , ' -; . ...
that he has been chosen as a dele
gate to the state convention of
thaOrexon State-Teachers' asso
ciation ftfMarion :eoanty wnicn
meets-in,PortlanU( December 29.
"Basketball -seems to -be? the
Kig- sport' at thjAirrora school
these-iJays-. The? boysare -practie-ihi'i
"a week'-Trw 'and' hope
to-haflLup some Ttctorles-'soon.
Their new suits will -be Jjerc in a
. M. . . . . . . i
lew oaya. i neu, n exomes mac
tbe man; just - watch them go.
Xhoy will p!ay practice games
with the Aurora high school boys
soon. Their first.. official game
listed so far will be at Barlow.
"Mr. Southwick and Earl Jurg-
ens attended a meeting at Oregon
City' last week where the follow
ing schedule of games was arrang
ed for in Clackamas county:
January 15 Aurora at Barlow;
Canby at Willamette. ,
January ,21!' Harlow at Canby;
Willamette at Aurora.
January 29 Aurora at Canby;
Barlow at Willamette.
February. 5 Canby at Aurora;
Willamette at Barlow..
February 12Aurora at Wilr
tamettc; Canby at Barlow.
February in Barlow at Auro
ra; Willamette at Canby.
"We also hay two games list
ed with Woodburn to be- played
soon. ' .
"Some big improvements are
under wa.v at the , scbdol. City
.7uter is being, installed; A teh
phoe js ptpmiscd. , If ja few im
provenients - is- bdded each; year;
.oon we will,, have a school plant
to be proud of. With city water
in. it will.be an easy matter to
install a hot water tank and put
coils in the furnace so that pupils
may have hot water to wash in.
Wash basins .should be installed
with the water system."
Japanese Railways Adopt
American Coupling System
j. '- 11
TOKY'tj.--In one day recently
the majority of the 70.000 freight
cars of the government railways
of Japan, and many of the passen
ger coaches, were equipped with
the modern type of American au
to malic coupler. AH of the cars
had been using a Kuorpean coup
ler of the hook and line type.
More than ISO.OOO jf the Ameri
ran couplers, which are mauufac
, tnred by a Chicago firm, were pur
chased and distributed throughout
tue various railway . yards, of
j Japan. . .
By Charles McManua
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MARK
CLASSIFIED SECTION
For. Her-
MAXICURK UObb-UPS AH ;arn-itx-A
ierrhixilit.. An Ual (t'ft fr the
uaios. PricM frnm 5 fl. . Tjler'i
itrag SVo-e. 157 S. Commrrctal. .
' tflFTRY You will find many article
nitlle foFCtu-ii'tnias fWs tn bur Oiftry.
Flower vaea bowls, eon sola seta, elec
tric lamp, book-end and many other.
H. L. Stiff Knrnituro Co.
PKRYUMB ATOMIZKRS Imported;
eofd quality rubber bulb. A fitt that
will win appreciation. ?t.50 to 12. OO.
Tyler' Drag Store, 13" 8. Commercial.
JVT THE ' SPECIALTY SHOP ISS
Court St.toore'bv o display an emjulsile
line of hand'-made handkerehief. wnder
wear'arfd "ifiblrtm iTm.'. Thero ia als
Mmethinjr-'iew '-f-i Ra'niKoae lisemin
tor a hick; are .used as. 'deodorisers lo
home, office or theater
MAYTAG -Permit tbe Maytag itself to
prove Us unftjialled helpfulness by w sh
ine wtth it. ' Then if -if doesn't SF.Uj
ITSKUtV don't keep it. Wo will gladly
hria- JlayUj ri?ht to yor homo. Tlie
Vavt Shop. 169 8ouU Hiffh Street.
Telrpbone 2218.
Makes Fifth Candidate, for
: Republican' Nomination .
-- for.U. S. Senator.
"Af : "' ,,:.. .-'';;
,; AE., Clark of Portland has an
nounced himself a .candidate Tor
the Republicanii nomination for
United States. senator,
In a pamphlet accompanying the
announcement to the press he
gives his views on important cur
rent matters, including agricul
ture, reduction, shipping, law
enforcement, world court and fed
eral resources within this state. '
Mr. Clark's announcement now
brings the fifth candidate for sen
atorial honor.8 into the field. The
others are James Crossley, Fred
erick Steiwer, Robert N. Stanfield
and A. Shuinway.
Single Man Must Go if City
Job Desired by Married Man
BRADFORD, ng: The city
officers" have enacted a. law pro
hibiting an unmarired man from
holding a municipal - job when
there -is A married " man looking
for it. - ' ""' ' '" -": 1 ;
The Bradford councilors conld
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nw arrivals
iFQR CHRISTM
BOYS' ALL WOOL BLAZIERS
- -Assortcd' Patterns Regular Price $5.00
On Consignment Special price $3.95
Have you seen the New Bright Color
ALL LEATHER HOUSE SLIPPER
Men s Women's
$2.00, $3.25, $3.50
r All Iieattier
$1.95
. All
. , U. SI Snugler Felt Slippers
Cost but very little more than cheap off brands
Beautiful , Colors Heavy Fine Quality Felt
Ladies Fancy
.. Handkerchiefs
in hundreds of new
, .'pattern. ,:;
Prices Sc, 10c, 15c,
19c and 25c
FINE TABLE LINENS
$15 to S2.50 per yd.
Fancy Plaid and Striped
PART WOOL BLANKETS
- - Large Size Double
Price $5.50 pair
' Beautiful Colored Patterns in
TURKISH TOWELS
Prices range from 59c to $1.25 each
ff OSTEIN & GHEENBAUH1
210 'North Commercial Street ' .
C4r &ycri4rrtfvx4C - 7k & Car
, llECKli & HE.VDKICKS ; s
- XnBUraace of All Klada J j
- - , Telephony 101 ; , -
For. Children
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For Home
FURXlTt'RE Any pice f fijrnitort
make aa ideal CbriMmaa gift,; Coma in
and abop aronnd. We'll bo f lad to asaiat
yoiu " H. L Stiff Furnituro Co. . ;
TT1X S1T0P-O-8C0P1! lrrt' grMt
Cbristmai diseofery fclnc i Santa , Cutat.
it today t ... . , , i . ' 1
4 'TWAS THB XTGHT before CbrUtmaa
December ath, t las xct aad avrry
lockiiic ia tbe ktiiM.m bnlclnj wUb
epleadid gifts selected throojk tho
Shop-o-seopet t ,". . '.'! - : -
TOU'RB RIGHT! Tboro'a absotntely
no substitnto for tho Sbop-o-eopo theao
busy buying 4a;a. ' It's redly alt wlo
shoppers.- y. , . , I ' , , .
PHON'OGTtAPHS make ideal Ohriatmaa
Cifts. We hara niany model Victroia and
Mrunswiek at reduced prieea. Ge
for tbe family and hare tbo arnsie y
want tho year around. IL 1. Stiff F urn
itnro Co. ,. ' -
FAT 8TOCKIS6a,witlKHt; thin poeket
booksl That's easy do your Cbristmai
bovine; through tho Shop-o-eope-
not understand why there should
be any unmarried men. Inasmuch
as reports showed that there aye
almost twice as many maidens la
the city as bachelors. " '
' The city medical officer replie'd
that the. precarious co'nditlon 5f
the wool tradef which is the chief
lndustry.o the clty js responsible
for mahjr et the local young men
shunning marriage.
Ouciii!felii(igJdintsfi
i Rub Rheumatic Pain
Rub Pain right out -with small
trial bottle of old
"St. Jacobf Oil."
Rhcumatinr is "pain" only.
.Kot one case in .fifty requires inter
nal treatment. Slop drugging! Kub
soothing, penetrating' "St. Jacobs
Oil'' right into your sore, stiff, aching
joints, and relief comes instantly.
"St, Jacobs Oil" is harmless rheu
matism liniment which never disap
points and cannot burn the skin.
' Limber up! Quit complaining!
Get a small trial bottle of old, honeet
"JSt. Jacobs Oil" at any drug store,
and in just. a moment youH be, free
from rheumatic' pain, orenpss and
stiffness. .Don't sutTer! Relief awaits
you. 'St.' Jacobs Oil" is just as
gmwi for aciatka, neuralgia, lumbago,
backaxhe, apralBS,
Children's
$1.00, Sl25, $1.35
$1.65, $1.95
All leather
and $2.95
Laither
Ladies Fancy V
. '
v Rubber Aprons .
Best Quality. Rubber in, a
rwide -range of fancy color
combinations "
Price 85c and 1.75
4 ftlD Upfto o