" . lean Daily fix Mwitif "bfu ?v i VIES STAIXSiJAT PUBLlSiiliii CCjIPAXT ... . . ' . . 81S Boutk Commercial St.. Salem, Ore eon K. J. Haadricia- r4 Jr. Tooxa fi K. Ixea. Smith. Audred Bunch. aaarlns Editor ..Telegraph. Editor ', . Society Editor W. H,- Ilet. 'rfln.. Circulation. Manager Kalph H. Kletsiaf idTertmrnf UiUU Frank Jaskpnfcj r Manager Job Dept. E. A. Kb0tea4 Iieitock Editor W. O. Conner.... ..YaHrr Editor 7 r I . -. .... , MT.MT.EB 07 XEB ASSOCIATED - , ;. Ta iieaelaWd Preaa la exchiiiVely entitled to tha fcaa ?or poblicatioH- of all newe rfiipatcoea eraditel to it r sot oibrrrisa erediied i Uif paper Miliiw tha local tw publiahad her is. ., --, " - . . J ... .- -. " - ... - I - BC8INESS OFFICgsj Tomaa Clark Ci, Katr Tare, -MI-MS Weat S6th St Cfclcafo. Marqoatta Balld- - ! in. W. B. Grothwahl. Mgr. 1 i Portland OUUi. S38 Woreaater Bid.,' Phone 66S7 BKoaway, Albart. Byert. Mt. BHinMl Offleo I'. '."'IS' or 58 Cirlat?n 'Office Ncwa ' DTartmea -, . . .r-.". 8-J0a Society ditof " .- r loo Drpar' uast ........v. . . ; . -i . til 5SS 10 I, Trttrtf, at VntLnffw i alew, JDrexoa, Aa iid-claas atatUr 6n by jojr ridinsr .-d nerve and muscle destroying1 entertain ments within the ment.IIy;and ; morally i destructive atmos phere of some of Our modern amusement centers. - ; v- The health of the nation will be conserved by the Danisnr mentf of jazz. ; t - r.- p r- VU y , Something Doing - . . 'Do yop mean to say that you actually encourage your' employes to do cross-word juzzle3 during office hours?" . rCertatalji -It makes 'em look busy, and that Jmpreaaes- my cus tomers and brings in real busi ness." ' , . ' :ThVa"bbW is &iekiiSn' L&ed ihTJt last night's issue by he Portland Journai, because tilliani Culb'ertson has been ippcinted Minister to Roumanla, in orcfe .to g'eVjfitm off! the Tariff Cimmissioh; whefehd wajr'not ifr -sympathy: with; the adrniaistfation, beinggajnsUthe prxncpTe of a' protective iariffv V Cufberson vas appointed byj President Wilson, jand iie was held on the Tariff Commission by President Harding ihrcrh the influence of Senato Ciirtt of. Kansas; and through' the same influence fie gts tfie ulman pos.. i HVhat the Jcftfrhat mea?n'$" is' thtJClb'ertsotl recontm'end fed a reduction of the sugar duty, pasiingrjthis information on the s)y to Senator La Toilette, just befbrbHJie election, when La Foliette made a great uproar about! the ccisumers of the tlnitc-d Stitesf beirig f6bbed. throiigli the failure bfPresident j Cool !sre to Jfn :dia: A redr e the duty on raw sugars,' under the t ; jstic ',of J &titU) I 1 hat is. La Foliette made such an uproar for a few days, till fc hedfrOm-the. beet, sugar growers of his own state; then hi turned to baiting tlfe raiXroiids arid other impersonal ; thin. 3.j y v: ; J ?V-i:'Wv ff i lid one in this country. waa interested in slower rate on raw sugar, excepting the Wall Street sugar trust, owning he refirieries-of-the Atlantic Seaboard and a large proportion' of the Cuban sugar plantations f t - s . h :: J And theyere riol for the cohsumeif. They were and are and ever will be for themselves. j I , jj i iAndlthe only way on-earth' to keep them front robbing the consumers is by building up the home sugar industry, m the United States; by,getting more and! more beet sugar fac tories in this 'country, .and mbie . caneagar factories in thp pans 01 uie cuuuixy luab uui grew sugur caiic . ; r I t :iAnd that is the onv way td niakebur country uniformly prosperous. .We must havei self contained country; as large ly as; possible, in order to haveunifonn prosperity. AVe must keep; as much money as possible at Jionie, for our own grow- J" l"I '. 1 11 b i'ijL S 31; 'A.'l.t. ' . No . Necessary , . r ' Kobert saw the three little girls next ?ot playing' house In. their pack yard. They had their dolls and a table and their ddlly trunks; ' He must hare had a hunch there would be a tea party later for he suddenly - wanted to join them in their play. . , .v ' .. ."Can I cum ober and be the father?" he called.; , . - . "So," yelled back betty, the oldest, -"we are not going to play goln" down town, so we don't need a father to' pay the bills." ; Jane Rhoads. ers and manufacturers and laborers, ins side of the United States to build up foreign countries. ."How about the consumers?" Their" erican protective tariff, in order to deve! ead of sending it out- only hope is the Am- .. r. ' rilobs-Em ; - ; Mae: "That barber charges too much for a-haircut." . U June:'' "Yes. He's a bobbed hair bandit." . .. ii- , Ralph Kaiser. The school of ! experience highly co-educatioal, t is If I' sell this paragraph. It Is humor. If !I don't. It is philoso phy. Prank Owen. Whose Hoot ' , 1 ' 1 Scotchman- 'Hoot, mon." Irishman: "Hoot yerself, be Jab- rs, i b no own- u. u. iteigio. Tennis Finals Beth: "How is the game? Iioye all?" Boris: "No one but Dfuce.r UArthuT McAndrews. ; ! ? Would Never Do iJean:; "Outdoor sports furnish the best exercise you can indulge In." -Eleanor: I don't ddubl li iny dear;' but I Just had to give them up. when I i found the wind and sun were making me freckle Helen Kelt i !,7l HOUt RlriT- NO 7 V BE. STARS TOO j - - SUCH AS X . V .( UUCK-EORdE . V ; i J ; - HlTwHCOCK' AtST ) I . rfw f STARS, SKPLT r "1 ' fC ARf. TrtCI - rJ '- I J- i:::' - cam '":.fi.::I,V ;:,..::L-;.g; ' - - fc'---- . -. . Her -Secret . ;- -:, ..Firit,J3rfdge Fiend: 'fDoes.. your husband know you were but last night?:' -V :-.' SecoKr Bridge Fiend: "Yes, but he doesn't know how much." Nat Jenny. Ool Practico-- ! , Furniss : f So you, really: believe tuoae cross wora puzziea nave en Urged your -Tocabulary V'i. -A i ; "il,entls8fefii''ril say itaey- have. Just wait until you hear me spring a, few pet! names on the umpire, the iffrst time he nullsla raw .de- it -cision." . . ,). ; -F. C. W ONE KILLED IN TRAIN WRECK PORTSMOTUTH, OhiorAprll 29. Engineer John' Lively; Coving ton," Ky., was kHled and many passengers injured when' Cheasa peak & Ohio passenger train No. 2 was wrecked neat Quincy, Ky. Show me one good reason why You should whimper, whine or cry And I'll show you twenty more Why,, with laughter, you should roar. ; ; '' ' .' op home compe tition. GARDEN WlvEKi 1, National Garden Week April 26 to May 3 is being observ ed in a general way. - It is sponsored bjr the General Federa tion of Women's Clubs .and should haYis the hearty coopera tion, of-the citizenry of the nation.;1 The observance of this week is in the nature of a campaign to make more attractive our Comes whether cottages or mansions in city or country. : ' This campaign makes a truly universal appeal for the preserice'of trees,' grass and flowers, around our homes jand in our;eighborhoods; What means to .us the spring with its wealth of blossoms, trees and plant friends? How dreary the world Without them ! '.' t . ! " ), ;.: : j L -I ; At this time the cultivation of plants and home vegeta ble gardens is not receiving the universal attention to which thei importance entitles them but the practical observance of this National Garden Week by even; a comparatively few per sons inthe community will stimulate more general interest in ther m I- ;:.;--t.;5 :V i'Jir - I"" iJheschools and in tfie home the practical side of gar den! j Should fee emphasized iri: the former through Jlangu hge ssons on this topic and in the community clubs and horn' I fy discussions and practlcat;jdemonStrati " In these way. iteniion'Is diawn" to such civic duties as' iftH protection' of v J. flowers and.plaii life generaty the. proper care oi iree and parks. The fine esthetic vajlue of flowers and the fcco c worth of vegetables for the household will also be madd clearer by the experiences of gardening i " ?t i 3 Observance of thiiweeK by our citizens generally that our cities, villages and farm home$ will be more pi places in which to live and there wiD Bf closer civic and social sympathy between the rural and urban people; j f i k .. t ... means easarit HEALTH AND JAZZ i As late even as a decade ago the average person's: know- Isde of the laws of health and ensuing long lif e was.yery.lim ited. -; Today, tha'h&s ' to the broad vision of health welfare advtcates, the knowledge of health' riricipfes is, so general that every intelligent person' siiouIdiknoW how-to" prerre heal l under normal conditions of living. '"Ho'wr to prevent1 ill- r.cc.i 13 taught through various agencies not thought of years Z$:cr example child welfare organization, anti-tubercular . fissreiations, social hygiene societies jand ,the! county, Jiealth uiiLr. All these drgahuatibns ar striving for the same goal i tapublic's gocKl;'" l5 "; " i j ! "' " ' ' ' ' u iIn our school and college training physical culture is' a rcc-i'cd subject and the results are the development Of more j en et types of manhood and womanhood. Encouragement cf-f-cd 'health is, in fact, the first concern of every student ?;;kzllzr in college or common school 4nd this phase of young ' "iculd be encouraged in every hohie. And in addition to :r food and clothing; 'regularf ind : sufficient sleep there II ba provided in every home -as : well a in school a cer- r-nount of recreation and good wholesome fun. i j Intncnistic, however, to the organized effort put forth :1th end physical betterment is tha influence of jazz dis II:aILli authorities recognize the inpcsslbillty of . ;rJr- a hih level of health for those who sacrifice . -v w C .ii'C 3 to til 3 p 1 a ot a C IT tire v0 life ' ' 11 ' "; : Success! r. Castom'er : "Will these shoes wear ne long?" . .. . Brisk Salesman: "Wear, long? Why -man; nobody ."has ever , yet come back t!)tt the .gecond pair." - '. . John Flanagan. ' Not As Advertised J "Don't yon ever long, for the free life ofthe forests, and the mountains?" .. . ' " "I used to, but when 1 tried it last summer, I found it wasn't so free alter all. I had to pay a guide $10 a day and expenses to lead me around;" Civil War, Veteran Dies: Funeral Services Saturday t Funeral ' services will be held at ; St. Joseph's Catholic church Saturday morning for John Theo bald Kirschner, civil war veteran, who died pit his -former home Jive miies easi, oi saiem. Air, K.irscn ner died Thursday morning. High mass will be. read by Rev. J R--Buck with Interment in St. Bar bara's cemetery. ; The Salem Mor tuary Is charge. . i ' J ; Mr. Kirschner was 85 years old and served with the 4th division heavy artillery of New York. He is survived by his widow, ' four sons', Frank Jr., of Verona; Wis., Victor B. and John V., of Salem. Henry B. of Forbes, Minn., and three daughters, Mrs. Aile Lynch, Vancouver, Wash., Mrs. Stella King, of Salem, and Mrs. Clara, Dordon of Madison; Wis.1 r t -nrAfTr.f CHATS Bits Tot Breakfast IAn Essay on Humor 11 Humor Is something funny. Wit is humor that few people under stands. , ; Life taken lightly is humorous; taken seriously it is murder. ' ' Beauty ,1 Comes from stimulating ' Gland r Sallow' complexions, pimples, etc., come from blood Impurities. The cause probably lies in the HverJ " : '; - . - '"MedfcalJmen used to think that the trouble could-be corrected' by drugs. New they know it can't be. No drug stimulates the liver. ,In, late yearsf gland treatments haye developed; The most re markable results ever known to medicine are now accomplished In this way. V ; VI, ' .Activate the Liver r '. H . Now ox gull is used to activate tie liver; The Tesults are amaz ing and! quick.. ) f Tbe liver supplies bile a quirt a day, if ; healthy. That bile aids digestion prevents constipation. And It dores far more. . It combats the Intestinal germs. ' ! . When lack: of bile lets those L germs multiply, poisons are fed to the bloodl Those poisons do end less dataage.- "But we are dealing with thieir effects on the skin. - ; ' fDenefiU In a Day . .'; ; Ox gfell immediately stimulates the liver,. You realize the results wtthiij fti hours. It means a gland secretlfonj feeding a gland. ' The result are often almost unbeliev able; : ; .'.-'M v Butt, this discovery has led to some i imposition. Be sure y6u get ileal ox gall. The best is called Dioxol. Each tablet' of Dioxjbl contains ten drops of puri fied ox gall guaranteed. ; ' , ,Gfet.Dioxol from your druggist. Taide two tablets tonight. Watch the' quick, amazing benefits lit brEngs. It Is the right way the only way we know to correct a totrpid lirer. If you are not de liihted, your money will j come back. Bat note the name Diox ol. Do notLbe deceived. "' Cnarantaa: i An-rone not aatisfied -itS twi- l-rtm-i' 1 rsfr bo-f linxol tony Xftara I f empty box to the makers aud r tui iud ui dws ojjt-fiuers j t ' From Shores of France LONDON The balmy winter climate of Florida, long a lure to Americans from the cold northern states, has begun to draw wealthy l'ritons away from theiy sunny bdt chilly coves along theRIviefa. The winter just ended saw' hun dreds of leisured Londoners cross the Atlantic to get away from the fogs and rain of their gray land gloomy capital. Formerlyonly a few score Englishmen took) the time andJ trouble to discover! the sunshine of the 'West Indies and Florida. The steamship compan ies have begun to trumpet the at tractions of both, and expect in creasing numbers of' tourists to cross the! Atlantic next' winter In seatnl.pftorignt skies and soft southern breezes. v -tv --t. Those who have .tried the' trip bring back, tempting tales of their experiences. One relishes : a I win ter swim, in the gulf, they ' say, whereas along the Riviera winter time dips in the 'Mediterranean are taken only by the younger and brawnier, visitors. i j : Looks stilt better :i ! '' Prospects for the second Jinen linen mill. . ; . A In the meantime, the buQding for the Miles Linen company Ma coining: right along, and. it will soon be ready for the machinery; ' . . : m " Lady having read the Slogan articles in The Statesman of yes terday on crude drugs, found tnat, there are growing on her farm a lot of the wild plants listed as drug plants, and' she wants to know where she can cash in on the roots and barks; etc. That is just what the Slogan man Is trying to do to get "the supply hooked up with the market. , ' ' .V "if V ..Thls crude drug resource .is no small matter. This section has positive advantages in this line that are just as certain, as her adf vantages in the flax and the filbert and other industries. wv '.v What we need is a H6nry Ford of the crude drug industry-r-some one who will make it his life work. Hre-iss .greatfield -for some graduate of the Oregon Agricul tural, college; or for any one who has the, vision and the ambition and the ability. Many millions an nually are possible in the j crude drug Industry here.". i Df the average family Income 45 percent XIs spent for foDd,' 25 percent for-rent or taxes, 12 per cent foi clothing, and 17 percent goes: for . t medical attendance amusements, of is saved. The 17 percent also embraces allj other Items of expenditure.' Theise fig ures stand for the United I States as a whole. -; -'-- - V K The one way ! to achieve true freedom -is by tbe simple process of liking what is forced on you. . S j- . ,J'L ; Longhand is safer. If you! dont know whether ii'd'i"; pjp ;'e-l" you can make a neutral wiggle. ;"' ;' ' ' . i. ' People who are forgetting how to j walk' will be : sorry, for it. A mile a'day keeps the sexton away. A jbrlsk jauni . In the open . every "day Is good for the mind; the body arid. the estate.' Don't put ill your trust In gasoline. . 4 ! ; Straw Hat Day Is Were; Give Cow Old Covering I The -old straw caddie' can be hied from the moth balJ, today, according to thedeclarations of haberdashers here, wh6; have set, May ft as official" straw hat day for this city. Varied? straws are to be offered for spring wear, the best,, however, being a , Swiss straw, which is put up in good form. The new straw Is . designed to 'conform to the shape of the head, a big difference from the stiff straw formerly ' manufactured. WUe brims, with black bands are the styles for this year. Portland has postponed its straw hat day until later in the month. ' - If you have ditflcnltfes with your, radio receiving set, remem ber that irf practically 999 cases -. ! ' "" '' ? out i. of every . tnouaauu, j"1" trouble has to do with: ; 1. To a bad ground. j 2. To run-down" batteries. ; ' 3. To burnt out tubes. , ; i ".. t 4. To a fault in the aerial or lead-in. "" ' ' - . ' 7 V f There is practically nothing In- aiAn vonr re?eivine cabinet that can go wrong unless a wire or con nectlon breaks-' ' The .chance of either of these happening is sm411.v People often ask how far a cer- ttain set. will receive. That is a difficult question to answer, even approximately, as there are so many factors involved. Some of the;, conditions on. which the" dis tance of reception depend are: ; The power output of the .trans mittlng station. " H f , The sensitiveness of your re ceiving set." The type, size, height and Insul ation of your aerial The efficiency of- your ground connection. Atmospheric reception recep tion Is better at night than in the daytime, etc. The nature of the surrounding country -over Hat country greater distances can - often be covered than over hilly country, and recep tion is much better over water than over- land. Surroundings, buildings tall buildings in the vicinity often se-' riously interfere with ' reception, especially It ;they are considerably higher that; your aerial and of metal construction. - There Is so much, variation in these factors that it-is hard even approximately to predict the per formance of a set. h Editorials 'Of the People 'For the sake of historical ac curacy. In tne language i an-, other, I beg to call your attention - to an error your reporter made in . Thursday morning's issue ot The Statesman copied, I understand, from the Capital Journal., , tin speaking oj.the recent death of Mrs. Mamie Hayden,' It is slat ed that Mrs. Hayden's tatner. uen John P. Miller, as candidate for governor during the civil war and tnai ueuerai ueuise j. tvuuus was his opponent, . ;i is irue mat GeneralMiller was the democratic candidate at the election held in June 18C2, but his successful op ponent was Governor A. C. Glbbs, and " not Woods; -as mentioned. George L. Woods was the republi- mam .ondilntA C-WAWn r w (n VMi . vu u va, a u u v v s.w o " a-a v a m June 1866, defeating James K. Kelly, the democratic candidate. These facts could easily ha?e been established had your - Informant consulted the political history of Oregon. , - PIONEER. LONDON'S LATEST FASHION 1 LONDON Glasses with their heavy horn rims tinted to match the hat .or. gown of. the . well dressed woman Jiare appeared in London this spring. - The Honorable Lady Ward ap peared .recently with a scarlet hat and ? scarlet ' rimmed glasses to match. ; The next afternoon she wore a blue dress and blue rim med glasses ' iullofen . ., SUGAR PRICES DOWN NEW YORK, April 30. Prices of raw and refined sugar contin ued their downward trend today, both establishing new low levels for the year.; Sales of the raw product were made at 4.27c , a pound delivered and quotations on fine granulated touched 5.60c. Re itinera showed little inclination to buy, raw sugar, at the attractive low figure, anticipating further declines, it was said, owing to the present - large supply in sugar growing countries. "1 CUT GLASS WATER SET SPECIAL Easily Worth . - TyIce s ' This Price i Saturday Only ) (Q) C PER SET r aaa aa i Pitcher i and Glasses Beautiful cut .grape; -desiirn. clear -crystal orlassware. deeply cut. This fs a remarkable bargain and will sell out quickly. Come early and take advantage of this, sale. 1 Watch For Our New Special Every. Week- mm l&.l ' MOTHER F 1 e t c her's Castoria is a pleasant, harm less Substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Teething . Drops and Soothing Syrups,: espe- . cially prepared-"for 'Infants m To avoid imitations, always look for the signature of CfZujtyifs2Cc< Provra directions on each package. Physicians everywhere recommend it. arms and Children all ages. a. t : i ...I.. .. ii. i " ! . r j j !-- ai'jMtg ai ji i j I J!p- r iff 1 ; 111 nI';;! r v,. I ) : ;; IT iiriT vw 1 8 I .. . i 500 Freie -mtKEvetyi A very, special and advantageous offer to buyereof Automatic Refrigera tors. With each' one of these and ice saving refrigerators purchased we are giving 500 pounds of ice free -delivered toi your homo as you need it. Automatics have many exclusive features that you; should know about. ONLY ' w ----- " I'Y'T1'.'1 .Hstart3 - the. Xuto- matlc to work for you; Cut your home budget by buying an Automatic Refriger ator today; Buy today. fl si, ft. I" . J 1 "wv - The Refrigerator Tliat Feed3" Your Food Fresh Air" Trade in Your Old Refrigerator cn a New One s '.C - - 4 -Crr'it i a,- .J interest