Ji
4
7
4
GOODBYE," MR.' CAVEMAX
' v By Xora Miller :
t wish I had a cave man
To crab and .hold ma tightly, j
Althongh ra cream-an4 wiggle
And fight hinv-yon know, light-
The harder my. pretentions.
.tTbetnore ltd hope he'd hold e,
' Until "worn bat-rr(Jnst seeming)
HLa airont arm would enfold hie.
2'4 lore. to have, him take we-r-
3(QbMvtoriBerm would-tin
, .. . tie!)
JAki tlrat. me. fcy-. nyr.; tresses;, :
AlavI: hayie - a, h!ngleL - , ;
. ... Cattcht at It
- rane:-"nrm did yoafcet f
night when you- tried -to work
- f Bobbi:- "A ood-li!lii'.'.
' . . i. i i i,
TXIR JtlCGLS-JAXGLE JOOtXTER
Easels East atad West Is West;
SoraewherVjas band are fcest.
j. - . . .FUemlBg.
- -- .J : :
JfAfetesTafefcle tunning-wild;.
A llp-stlek diet is rather mild.
", ,!-. ;- Harold.' Grlfflth-f. '
ilitiy 1 taan fs bound la fetters
J-afet bwause of-a few lave letters.
' ' Zelta Matthews,.
3I though fa farmer .he wouldbe;.
He took a course in. pharmacy..
; ' 1 h, . . Jean King.
-" ci ., ?
"'Mildred Tame Tushing In from
school ead . threw . her books on
tb -table; , ' ' T
"Hello; grandma!": she-exclaim
ed.
"'HeTld; Mildred dear,' gTandma
npnlierf. "'how was" School todav?"
AUJ. right, I guess," Mildred
answered. i"Jti8t " like about 1t fs
every 'day-. : s f -
. - ' T . & ' . -.iX ll.k.A. I
something new today, didn't yon?
grandma- asked.
i "Ur,' yes! . ' I learned several
things," Mildred told her. -
""'Well,- tell me one thine that
yon 'learned, grandma requested.
'Mildred studied a moment.
"I learned that It has been 432.
years since Colmabas discovered
America' the aanouced-:
"Dear me grandma exclaimed
aadv then, -from-force ot habit, bh
eJrredi'How time does, fly! s
. ,V Jerry Mendelsohn, t
WUlinflr. U Demonstrate ,
Kind. OUdiLadyj "Yea look, like
a igeneroos. little. boy
Let St. "Jacobs. OH fehd the pain
at .once. Rub it oh. For 6o yeats
It has brought qulcfc relief, to. the j
millions. You know it must be
good. ae it for lumbago, lame
ness, backacho... Don't suffer an
hour when a soothing oil can take
the pain, right out.
pSt! JicobsOil
iinbs t ATTVP
r
1
Husre4s.oipQutry pwn
hare made - fortunes .iwith i
irurcDrea vxucsna t
fcred ta lay from 200 ta S00
ess, a veai;-SO pens and
trios of nure ired. thickens
(some withoxicljchampion i
rcccrd3 and - 1
to atsbitious- men, women,
."For ' ull Informatipn :cut
cut this advertisement; and
r :r.i .-ycuts-nam ; tsd I ad-
2
-
V V)
Eugene f f'Yes'm, I am. ? If you
was to buy me some candy I'd give
Ted a bm& right away.
: Mrs. Don Magulre.
Verses and Rcterses ,
j :.
Well,1 Thl One I
Thre's .no use. In. lying...
My temper is hot! ;
My hair always, red j
But -ray verses are not!-
I Mrs.lJ. E.;Haid..
Clothed Ana In fThe Right Mind
I don. t care what my girl puts on.
These knickers or a frock;
I don't care. if the lady dons. .
An overbiouse or smock.. .
Tt makes no difference to me ,
Just what the, dear girl, wears.
So long, as she. puts something on,
And doesn't pat on ,alrs! '
j . Martha Young.
i
My- Platform
I stand for the supremacy of wom-
, en, j ' !-
They.'re . fitter, ahd .thus surerto
survlye;.. ; i
Quite -often I stand, helpless ' In a I
street car : . '
While three, fit - In. a . seat space
meant for fiTe!
i;" j M.-A. Burns.
f , vyeiuoa. j? j ; vvny .oo . you)
otv Tuf li. awv . i.ll
Brawn an -optimist?'
Sheldon:. i"Hej;hasn't"beeh mar
ried j quite f six months yet, and
he's, starling a .sayings ;;fund ,for.
their silver; wedding anniversary.
1 1 ; Amy Snyder.
. " TheMlllenliint
It was th'Vear.of rrace.,1930.
The ' proverb" ' notwithstanding.
taxes -were no longer with us.Fed
eral taxes had- been, abolished by
law. state and municipal taxes had
been suspended, the surplua.of the
.federal government's wealth being
more than .sufficient " to obivate
anv o-nA trim. rf tovottnn
It was. iruly .the gqlden age re?
turned Philosophers had ceased
to' sigh.;
How come? Everybody who
had stolen : money , from the gov
ernment had returned-it in to the
conscience, fund.
E. J. K.
New Thoughts for Old .
All roads, lead from Home.
i
Lightning never .strikes twice
!n the came place,' it doasn't
have, to. i , :
I
Everything comes1 to him who
lias t
The proof of the pudding is .the
second helping thereof.
i
Spend, -and the Wprld - dines
with you. Save, and 'yon eat
alone.
Mary M. Lbroy
Technique -
Beth: "Was there much sUtie
when I eattg over-the radio- last
night?". f
Myron: "Static! Ecstatic when
I heard your . Voice.''
: ? j Mrs. Eric Nelson;
A Hai -What'js Going .On In .
Kindergarten t-
-. Kindergarten, teacher t (as she
(received a sweet, warm; kiss from
foar-year:old.Richard: "Where
did you leaj-n to. do, that?."
Richard :i "At kindergarten."
Alice C- Jackson.
Where the Shoe Pinches
It's the. woman, who pays -
for man's dancing lessons.
7-
' Add thli sparkle to yourf'.
morn fagKlasaof.Water,. r.
, SayA those. blue.days.ihosA.duJl
days, those days , of jr unfitness.
There an easy, pleasant, certain
way, and, millions now. employ it.
Jsvery morning, drink a glass of
waterr.not or cold. That's essen
tlal Wash out the stomach be
fore breakfast. '
But add. to that water Jad Salts.
I It will make a delightful, effer -
vescent drjlnk. It Is made, from I
the aclda of lemon . and -grape.
combined with . llthla.
In one hour . comes elimination
I of pblsons and of waste, i. Of thai
which depresses -or makes you un
fit.
The 'cloudy day 4 becomes sunny.
The blues disappear. . You sUrt
outj like a boy or girl,, ready- for
any aaventure. -
It's a wonderful feeling-.., Start
one day, with Jad Salts, and you
will never -again let 5a da.r tart
wrong. v ' .
Millions of happy - days start
with Jad Salts. .All druggists sup -
ply them.. For. your - own' sake,
leara.U Jal C'lts.da.-Adv...;
Lawrence Tibbett, Younj
v Scored Triumph at
The sensation , of the i opera ea-
nnn la .Lawrence Tibbett. iwho- is
shown above with Mrs. Tibbett and
' their twin sons,, and as Lhe appears
a Ford- In, "FalstatrV Iti was- In
this role -that c he scored aof sen
sationally at the ? Metropoutan
Onera in New York. The auaience
cheered him; madlyi for many min
utes. The grandparent of Tibbett,
who Is only ' 2S years old were
forty-niners and he Is a Calif orn
ian. ., Without any? European train
(Continned from pas 7) -
Kirkwood. Valentines, gave; a dec-
orative. and seasonal motif, to the
rooms where five hundred -was the
diversion. '
The special guests of the eve
ning -were: . Miss Mildred Spong,
Miss Wllma Coursey , Miss.. Bern
ice Klrkwood, Miss LaVelle Keene,
Ml?s Oenevieve , Barbour, J LaDoyt
and Paul Davies. ?
High. .; playing. . scores went, ,to
Mrs. Ed Keene. and Mr. John
Spong, .with low to . Mrs. Charles
Busey ahd Mr. Ed Keene.: i
Delightful - Valentine refresh
ments were served at the small
tables. . I
The club members are: Mr. and
Mrs. H. G. Coursey, Mr. and.Mrs.
Charle$ Kinser, Mr. and Mrs. Ed
Keene, Mr. and Mrs., Lewis, Bech-
tel, Mr. and Mrs. John Spong, Mr;
and Mrs. Charles Busey, Mr. and
Mrs. C- E. Barbour, and Mr. and
Mrs. T; W. Davies.
For they next meeting of . the
club Mrs. John Spong and Mrs
Charles Busey will be the host
esses, entertaining at me. tsusey
home.
Mrs. William H, Burghardt has
been invited .by the Salem Music
Teachers; association to give the
program ...on February 20 when
she will play, an extremely inter
esting piano group of modern com
positions.
At the meeting ot the associa
tion Monday, Mr. and Mrs. Frank
Churchill. were hosts, entertaining
at Mr. ChurchiUB studio on North
Commercial street.", Miss; Frances
Virgin ie Melton presented the pro
gram. of the evening,, playing num
bers similar to those she gave on
the MacDo well .club program ; on
Friday. The. Leschetlzky "Etude
Herolke" again met with favor as
did the Debussy; "Reflects- dans
1'eau." ' In addition, .Miss Melton
played the "Cradle Song' and "In
termezzo' ol Brahms, and one of
the Chopin preludes
Mrs. Clarence Kays entertained
the. Child Welfare Committee of
the Salem Heights Progressive
club at her - home Monday after
noon.
The subject tinder discussion
was dramatics and music - tor
children. Visitors at the meeting
were:- Mrs. - Bessie Baker, Mrs.
Flora Jory, Mrs; Chapler, and. Miss
Lucille Robinson;
Members present. were:: Mrs. R.
'Hnlsey, Mrs. W.' Caldwell,- Mrs
W. Miller, Mrs. J. Douglas, Mrs
HOLLAND WILL SEND .
DEW TEAlrf TO PLA1
FOOTBALL IX BELGIUM
AMSTERDAM,. Holland, Feb. S
I A . sporting Jeague exclusively
! for the deaf has been, formed slm-
ultaneau-sly both here, and j in
Rotterdam. The members will
specialize in football and a match
between " Amsterdam- and Rotter
dam elevens , has - been arranged
for next " Easter Monday. From
the two deaf teams a national II
I will be selected which Is to meet a
1 Belgian teamof ; deaf . players- at
Antwerp next Miy. r
Xothlnjr.of the Kind
I Hllder: "Your mother looks a
lyoung with, her bobbed hair that
I it hardly seems possible that she is
I your mother
1 Polly: " "She 'isn't. That's
I grandmother.
; ; EiTrard KCUan,
i
- I
z''' " ' HUV III''
v ft I . I h
sss;ax
Arnrriran Baritone Who 7"
Metropolitans in "FalstafF
ing, he has taken the opera worM'
by storm, v He was. originally ma-'-&aed
two years agro by Director I
Catti Casazza, despite the protests i
of the conductor and stage man-'
agers. .who .feared Tibbett - would',
not be successful ' because of his
inexperience, v In . the Interim, he
has appeared in t less k Important;
roles. His success proves that aj
young- American singer who "has
the goods" -can win recognition'
without going- to Europe.
D. - Reese, Mrs. . A. M. Chapman,
Mrs. C. M. Robinson, Mrs G. Will-
son and the hostess, Mrs. C. Kays.
A delightful luncheon; was serv
ed by the hostess, assisted by Mrs.
P. Baker and her daughters Misses
Harriet and 'Helen.
Four guests from the legisla
ture, representing different chap
ters in different parts of the state,
in telling , of the,1 work in their
home chapter, made the meeting
of Chapter G of the PEO Sister
hood yesterday afternoon at the
home of. Mrs. W. W. Moore one
of unusual interest. The special
guests included Mrs. Sam Garland
of Lebanon, Mrs. A. R. Hunter
of La Grande, Mrs. F. J. Tooze of
Oregon City, and Mrs. Klrkpatrick
of Lebanon. . , ;
The paper of the afternoon was
given by. Mrs.. B. J. Miles.
The missionary society of the
First Congregational church will
meet this afternoon at. the. home
of Mrs. D. J. Fry, Sr., 606 South
High street, for the regular Feb
ruary meeting.
Mrs. II . L. Clark , will have
charge of the devotions while the:
lesson topics of the Near East and
the Philippines will be presented
by Mrs. L.: H. McMahan and Mrs.
C H, Fake. j
Hostesses with Mrs. Fry will
be: Mrs. Kitty Graver. Mrs. Orris
Fry, Mrs. D. J. Fry, Jr.. Mrs.
Charles ! Strickland, and Mrs. G.
G. Brown.
Miss Marian Wyman was the
guest of honor at an attractive 1
o'clock luncheon, yesterday at. the
home of Mrs. John J. . Roberts,
with covers placed for 15J - The
valentine motif was carried out In
ilolio-htfnl iiotatt from thn lovlv.
painted 1 place cards to the little
iced cakes in heart shapes. The
table centerpiece was of. spring
tulips, guarded by red candles. A
Colonial corsage bouquet marked
the place of the guest of honor,
Miss Wyman, who in the afternoon
was made. the recipient of a literal
shower of lovely handkerchiefs,
Mrs. Roberts Invited as. her
guests the 21 members s of,, the
YWCA , board, and , as h. special
guests, Mrs. W. C. Kantner. Mrs
F. - A. Elliott, and. Mrs. Robert
Aiken. : '
, The members of the board are:
Mrs. W. I. Staley, Mrs. I. H? Mc
Mahon, Mrs. JohniAlbert, Mrs.. J.
C. Perry, Mrs. W. H; Hertzog, Mrs.
James Fairchild, Mrs. Frank Zinn,
Mrs. Harry Hawkins, Mrs. ; W. E.
Kirk, . Mrs. ' Mason . Bishop, Mrs.
Alice H. Dodd, Mrs. E. H. Ken
nedy, MrS. Eric Butler, Mrs. Max
Buren Miss- Mary. , Findley," Miss
Nina McNary, Mrs. 'Peter Graber,
Mrs. Ray Pemberton, Mrs. Wt-W.
Rosebraugh, Mrs. i : George G.
Brown, and the hostess, and pres
ident of the board, Mrs. John. J
Roberts.
. Special Interest to Salem .folk;
In the visit of the Northwestern!
University Glee club is in the faci
that a Salem resident, Mr. Gust at
Anderson, of 995, N. Fifth street
Is as manager. of the club, respons
ible for their appearance., in. Sai
lem, Mr, Anderson, after, having
studied at Willamette university,
has been at the College of Libera;!
Arts, the Music School. and the
Law, School, of. Northwestern. iHb
has there made a splendid reputa
tion for himself, especially'" in thie
managersBip, . having; handled .the
Glee club, the famous A Cappella
choir, and certain details of the
great North Shore Music Festival.
The transcontinental tour of the
GIea,club la' a great' . acconfrlish
ment, the club or 35 with some XO
other artists and swimmers, jtrv
eling in a private Pullman, Visit
ing such cities as Denv.er, j SaU
Lake, lka Angeles, San Franclsf o,
Salem, "Portland, Seattle, and- So-;
kape. Salem may well be proud
of Mr. Anderson. ,
The February meetlnc of the
i 1 I 1
Brush .'College Grange will .begin
this evening with a 6:30 olclock
; For a woman.
the
the new Spring ! t)ress !
Store is now receiving
Whaf !n a Name?
One, name is as. good as
another some times but in
the world of business every-;
thing is in ai name. A jname,
b not merely a name. It is
a symbol atad a pledge. 1 It -stands
i fori i ideals- that are
always' associated with the,
name, and is a pledge to the,
public for those ideals.!
iThrbughj 1 23 years, of
serving the publicthe name;
of, the j JT C. Penney Com-;
pany has stood for uniform-;
ly good quality merchandise
and prices as Jow as a con-'-
servaove
business . policy
permits, i
The
name. .of the. J. CJ
Penqey
Lompany 13 al
pledge to
the publio for(
tea1 and low!
quality-valuea
DriDes.l1i.i i!"-1! i '! I--
w ,ri
Full; Fashioned
Hoae for .Women
At last 1 1 A low priced
U -iix&i aWioned hose 1 These!
'are gooa quality, psnuu
fsilkllfand H fibre .-.mixtn're.
jjThciy1 f ill look j well, fitl
snugly, and wear a long ,
itime, ' The pair,; ;
ll!!$l.l-i "
1
. ' 1 i- j- I ;i I'll '.' '-
jij 1. in. 1 .nun in 111 il I 1 i 111 "ii . 11 1 "IU 1 1 '" "
' WORLD'S ' - ' i jff ilV j NXTtON" WtD-j rmt'- TV-- RELIABLE j
S30HE i :i i J M WU ' -P PRICES
'". -1:4 ' 160 North Liberty Street, Salem, Ore.
11 1 1 f
: j j j:: fj; If! I ! J 'i .lip
1. f ji jjL '1 'I j
: S
.ill I II -i ;i! 1. . M ' l :
L 1
dinper at the school house. The
program1 will be, a" delightful ob
Serance o-f three .February occa
ilois:. twashington's " birthday,
ijlnjcoln'a birthday,- and. 4Valen
tn's: I ." 1
jj jhe jroung people of "the First
Prfsbyterian church will meet at
: $0. o'jclock this . evening In the
Fifst Presbyterian church for., a
dinner hy the ladies of the church,
Esiirlyj Showing of tJie New Styles
first harbinger of Spring is
pne ieeis an urge to Diossom ionn, too,. in. new aau
its new Spring dresses, direct from NewYork; i
!
lors
Colors!
New Dresses
First and foremost, this is a season of gayety.
Colors run riot with such fascinating names as: Goblin
Blue, Venetian Rose, Titian Sand, and Brick Dust. . Any
of the red shades are particularly in favor.
Dresses are elaborate rather than plain. Ruffles,
beads, shirring, embroidery, plaits, tucks, and throws are
featured. ! If you have wanted something. different in,
dresses, you will find it in these Spring Silks!.
Rich,, lovely Satin Canton, and Flat . Crepe - are the!
materials.
Our Dresses Embocly
All
Smart; Stylesr ReasbhaBle. Price
1 Be it balmy or cold, a woman knows , by instinct just when it is time tc
buy a Spring Coat 1 Don't you feel that you want your new. Spring Coat
aow? I ; " j.
This Store is showing the latest Spring. Styles direct from -New York'
: Each feature of the coats, style, material color and lining, seems the height
ot desirability. rAppealingly priced.; We want you
atine. but
-s manogany,
and asocial hour. The Invitations
are signed byrthe Christian Eh;
deavor society, .. , - p
C--':'-'- A M
r ftMrsL E. - J. . Swafford rwas. hosts
ess at a sewing bee .held at her
honie Tuesday afternoon when she
invited a. few close neighbors to
make sunbonnets and to get ac
quainted. One hundred and thirty
bonnets Were cut out and 40 were
finished. Dainty -refreshments
not the dusky violet nor the
Are Gay
of tKe Newest Styles J
All the New, Colors j
- The verr namci of trie new colors re faicln- '
thev are not half, to ttonnine as
colors themselves.: Rast, Titian, sand, cranberry ,
peari.Rray-, rcanaf
Turers eye are Dooular inades. alNJ fiVa
Full Value at Each Prico
Whatever you pay for a Coat: here, you get full
value ! Our, quantity purchasing by our, New York
Buyers makes, possible splendid quality, at .each
price. ' ' ' -'
were served by the hostess and an
afternoon of pleasure was enjoy
ed by "all.'' Those present were: j '
Mrs. Joseph Schindler, Mrs. Sarj
nh nraeer. Mrs. Patten.;Misa Elitfr'"! M
Patten, Mrs. William Iebold, Mrs.
D. II. Craven, Mrs. J. C. Sies-
mond, Mrs. Hoover,' Mrs. Halver-
son, Mrs.l Welborn, Mrs. II. I.
Standley, Mrs. Douglas, Mrs. Eliz
abeth Saunders and the hostess.
Mrs. Swafford.
feathered songster but
uwuui
I.
to sec tnese coats I
the 1 v'iL .
f ? v,
1
far Sn
Z1L r
I