The Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1916-1980, November 18, 1924, Page 3, Image 3

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    Lurr.b :?: f.! r kctGreatly - u
Improved Since Election
? Lutnbermea rport that' a Wg
volume of business has developed
following "the national election.
and that the market has. strength
ened materially, says the Ameri
can Lumberman, Chicago. Both,
retailers and industrial consumers
are buying, more freely than they
have for several months. . The
general policy,, howeyer Is jiUU to
purchase for requirements near at
hand, only; hut a number of firms
are. how obviously. buy(ng modera
tely for stock, also,! and, judging
from the character of Inquiries in
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Ifow Could She Forget It?
By Ted Olson.
Do you. remember . that , last hour
we met;
The twilight road, the long hor
. lzon climbing;
A wind .that breathed of rose and
mignonette;
The vespers chiming?
High on the. crag where towers the
. riven pine.
We paused, while burned to ash
the. sunset's ember. -Your
hands were chill; I cradled
them In mine.
Do you remember?
I spoke. the words long inartlcu
. late; , : '
Warm ia yoar eyes I saw your
answer burning.
And while we . said farewell you
vowed to wait
For my returning.
And It, I swore to be forever true
By all youth's oaths, audacious,
mad,, imprudent.
Do you recall? Yes, darn it all,
you do!
I hoped you wouldn't!
A Sculptor
Blake: "Your wife has the most
beautiful, chiseled feautres I have
ever; seen.- ; i'.; " :..-';
Drake: "The work is mine. Her
beautiful clay remained too long
the other evening, and ,1 had to
go to work with chisel, and ham
mer." -Gertrude jdarle Heller.
John is going away this winter?"
"You don't, say! And when is
he going to get his overcoat?"
"Why. where my husband is go
ing," haughtily replied Mrs. Mc
Laren, "no one ever wears an ov
ercoat." ,
"Goodness gracious! Is he that
sick?"
s A, Alan Brown.
THE JIXGLK JAXGLK COl NTEIi
Some- keep up talking till we're
sick;. '
Umbrellas dry up pretty quick.
' ' . L. O. B. i
Sometimes running is good fun;
Chasing rainbows profits none.
Walter Shumaker.
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North, East, South, West, are dif
ferent sections; .
Wives send their husbands in all
directions.. - 1
Robert Relchenbaum
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Augusta's in the State of Maine;
A lover's in a state of pain.
Mrs. R. A. Cram.
Mrs. McLaren's husband was
going, south, far. the, approaching
winter,: and the better two-thirds,
with, all the. requisites, character
istics,, and. traits o her sex. was
gently and- consistently, ; broad
casting the news., , It, was .Mrs.
Tubbs' turn next to swallow, the
quinine. For the fifth time she
need3 listen to the same old tale
specific instance of neighborly
patience. ;
"Do you know. Mrs. Tubbs. that
circulation, there are. many who
are contemplating. doing so. The
scarcity of stocks In most produc
ing section's seems to be fully realized.-
. The . prospects are that if
demand remains . active,, and, J in
excess of production as it, has; for
several weeks in. southern, pine,
shipments will .soon .be consider
ably slowed up, making .it impos
sible for the retailer to count upon
receiving the. Immediate deliveries
which he has . enjoyed for 7 some
time.. " Fear of.' this, seems . tfa be
stimulating the forward purchas
ing movement which now. tqall
appearances is developing, ft ,
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T717HEN 10,000 ancient Greeks drove the Persian
W hordes from, the plains of Marathon, they, at once
dispatched a courier to Athens to bear intelligence of'
their, victory. I I
It took the messenger hours to reach the city, and - so
breathless was he that, as the people thronged-eagerly
about him to hear the news, he merely gasped, "Victory
is . ours" and j fell dead. Jhat was several hundred .
'years,B.X.:j:'C.i;k-"v i..:-' -yri I . ' v
Today the papers of the world would get the news almost,
simultaneously with its happening, slap extras, on their
presses, and shortly the thrilling story would be in, the
hands of some millions of readers.
Papers have supplanted the courier, multiplied his effec
tiveness -and increased his speed .hundredfold.
Not only does the newspaper make public the news in
the world of events, but it also. keeps our information
up-to-date on every article of human need, whether food,
clothing, household appliances, necessities or luxuries.
The latter news is found in the advertisements.
Advertising will Kelp i you. "Vhether you realize it or not,'
advertising is a. big, vital force in your life. Through; it,
American genius and. American manufacturers are -put
ting within your reach the many comforts and conveni
ences of modern life. ' j
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Do not overlook this mighty and indispensable service
which this paper offers with the rest of the day's news.
Read the advertisement!) regularly
Bad Example'
In one corner of a popular grill
was a - party which, became ao
noisy that the proprietor finally
approached.
"Just one request, gentlemen,"
said he. "Please : do not sing
'Landlord, fill the flowing bowl.'."
"What's the idea? We're ; not
getting any liquor,"
"I know, but other dinner par
ties think you are." ..
F. B. Niebart.
A woman may have a sharp
tongue and yet be a dull conver
sationalist, ,
Why. Furs WiU Be Scarce .TUIs
Winter.
The Beavers are building
"dam" carefully.
Er-miners are threatening, a
strike.'"
Skunks have scents enough to
avoid, hunters.
Lynj have all been gobbled up
by colters. ,' . i
There is i trouble : bruin among
the Bears.
r The Wolf has lots of trouble
it's a long tail.
The Squirrel has gone nutty.
: The Wolverine has ,1 been di
sabled. :
So fur. so good. P. P. F.
That's Different
Albert: "I - saw her in a res
taurant and she had smoked -"
- Frank; "Impossible! A, cigar
ette never touched .her. lips'"
Albert: "Who said it had. I
was going to say that I saw her In
a restaurant and she had smoked
herring.". F. P. Pitzer.
. . Ob. Those Girls
Helen: "Bessie . claims , her
sweetheart simply raves over her
beauty. He. told .her, last night,
that her teeth would be hard to
match anywhere.." J
Irene:' "The dentist told her, the
same thing, when she paid for the
set." Elizabeth Jordan.
A Good .Time Was Hud By Johnny
As mother was rushing around
the house in a great hurry to get
her oldest boy , off to school, he
having been late twice that week,
she looked up to .see her four-year-old
boy on the table with his
little hand on the hands of the
clocfe.
"What ARE you doing?" ask
ed his mother.
"I am holding the clock back
so Johnny wont . be late for
school," .be answered.
: Alfred Wilson.
Something' Worse
I've seen death staring in my face,
Put this not among the jokes
But it can't compare with my wife
When she stares at other folks.
1 . William Sanford.
Up And At 'Em!
Co: "Who are you?"
Ed: "I'm nobody's fool."
Co: "Oh, I supposed someone
claimed you."
Acqnatlc Language
In spite of acquarium liiKh-brows,
The fish lear the slang of the shy
brows. And speak with acumen
That seems almost human
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AGE TEA' D AuD Y
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It's GrancJiMotbeKs llecpe to Bring
'. BactCbler and Lustre to," .
A-,.'' 'jv Hair ijl'.;: :;v:?:v
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; : Vou can, turn gray, faded. hair
beautifully' dark and lustrous al
most over night If you'll get a
bottle of ."Wyeth's Sage and Sul
phur Compound" at any drug
store. . Millions of bottles of this
old famous Sage, Tea-Jtecipe, im
proved . by the addition of other
ingredients', are sold annually.,
says-a, well-known druggist here,
because.it darkens tho hair so
naturally and evenly, that no one
can tell it has been applied.
Those . whose- hair is turning
gray or becoming faded have a
surprise awaiting them, because
after one or. two applications the
gray, hair vanishes and -your lurks
bpoomn luxuriantly dark and
beautiful. ,. 7 ?
Thisiis ,tbe ago of youth, . Gray
haired, unattractive folks aren't
wanted around, so set busy with
WyethV Ssge and Sulphur Com
pound , to-night and -you'll be .de
lighted with your dark, handsome
hir : and - your youthful ; appear
auca within, a few days. Adv,
Howard VL Gore, Vhp May BeNtraed To Succeed .'
Henry, C. Wallace as Secretary of A jri culture
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Although, Gore, who Is Assistant
Secretary of Agriculture. Is the Re
publican nominee) for Governor of
VVofjt :. Vlrg-inla.. !t- ia reported In
Washington that he .will be chosen
to succeed Secretary .Wallace who
died following an operation for the
5-Jt-' -frrt- -XvXV ,'.'. X-A 'v.aS .v
remo-al of Ws SDDendlx and ' rail
bladder. . Gore announced the can
cellation of further, speaking en
casements when notified of . his
superior's death and. returned to
Washington.
death." in 'San ; Francisco a ;. fa-.v
weeks later.
Von Turpitz May Dicc!c:3 ,
Dhetails of Lusjtania Lcr
BERLIN. Nor. (APJ De
tails, hitherto unpubltehed con
cerning the inside facts leading
up to the sinking of the.LusltanU
have been promised in a new
to be issued soon by Admiral von
Tirpitz, the former navy head,
who has been credited with hav
ing ( given the ' final order which
resulted in' the destruction of the
steamer. ,." ; ''. ' V ;' '
According to the announce
ments, Admiral von Tirpitz, now
leader of the Nationalists in the
Reichstag, has consented to the
publication of air the secret ar
chives in his I possession which
coversome 20 years prior to 1914.
Of crab's knees and catfish's eye
brows. . Otto II.' Freund.
Easy to Find '
"That office boy of vours is al
ways whistling. Doesn't it annoy
you?T
"It does, a little, but then, when
I hear him - whistling, I know
where he Is."
OLDEST WHITE RESIDENT
OF ALASKA VISITS HERE
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Judge Thomas stated that it was
very damp in his section and that
the farmers rarely , harvested a
crop of bay .before it spoiled.; SI
los are .in. great demand for keep
ing feed for livestock, he said,
j Gold was discovered on - Eagle
river, near a point where five oth
er, streams joined ; and about 100
miles above the head . of naviga
tion on the McKenzie river last
fall, Judge Thomas said. Just
What this will develop into is not
known, but the assays .from, pros
pects were , said to be good.
I .Judge Thomas has a. string of
tfirsts"'to his credit. He helped
to . build the first . custom house
on Seal Island during the time
that poaching was flourishing; he
is the first prohibition jurist, hold
ing, a "floating? court that moves
from place to place ; after . reach
ing the territory he began the
study of law, and is not only the
first but the only man to be. 'ad
mitted to . the bar .in. Alaska who
is a graduate of a law school. He
is particularly proud of this ach
ievement and recognition. Since
going, to Alaska he has held a gov
ernment ; position nnder every ad
ministration, andi has ben. in. the
federal service in various capaci
ties for 3T years. At present5 he
i engaged In writing a history of
southeastern Alaska.
" Judge Thomas was chairman of
the Wrangei committee for the
reception of the late President
Warren. G. Harding, when he vis
ited Alaska a year ago in June,
j "I could tell that he was a sick
man the minute I shook ' hands
with him," Judge .Thomas said.
The visitor la the proud possessor
of a. photograph, taken of the late
president, and one of the last tak
en of the chief executive before
the illness that resulted,, in, his
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