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About The Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1916-1980 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 8, 1924)
I THE OREGON STATESMAN, SALEM, OREGOI7 WEDNESDAY MORNING, OCTOBER 8, 1924 Iiaaed Dally Exeapt Monday by ' THB STATESMAN 7VBUBHXNO OOICPAKT SIS South Commercial St, 8alm. Orafon be explained the probability of a deadlock by La Follette dividing the western Tote. Senator Capper In an address at Columbus, Neb., said: The danger Is that the La Pol lette movement by dividing the A GOOD MOVEMENT The city council is asking the voters to pass upon he question of having the etremsi running through the city covered, B, J. Handri.ka tokm L. i Brady - frank Jaakoaki . : . Manarvr I . . Kditor Manafr Job Dept. XBlfBXjt Or THB ASSOCIATED PRESS ! Tta AtaoelaUd Praaa la aelnaWely entitled to the me for publication of all new lapaUkea credited to it or not otaatwUe credited in tola paper and alee toe local tin rvi udm neram. t -i - This Is very necessary In two ways. vote In western states will bring One Is an open strean where there about a deadlock. The greater U so many people if dangerous. the La Pollette vote the ereater The other Is that It is so apt to be tor frien lose his position i as aky writer for that- advertising concern Pranjk: "He grew careless and negleced to dot his I's or cross his TJs Jess1' Jones, !"'. -. .BUSINESS OFFICE: - .' ; Taemaa T. dark Hew York. 141-145 Weat 9th St; CkleafO. Marquette Build- inc. W. 8. Orotbwahl, Mrr. (Portland Office. 83S Woreeeter Bid, Fnone S37 B Roadway. C. T. WUHama. Mar.) j the chance that it will bring about a deadlock. This will throw the contest in the house, Itself dead locked, and perhaps precipitate It Into the senate, a situation that has never before occurred In Am erican history. . contaminated. We hare a city here and we must do away with village ways. ' J , HOW TO VOTE L A Slippery ('ustonwr ! I wouldn't' trust that chap. inner, any further than I could fee him." M ; '!;! '- "You wouldn't eh?" - "No sir, and I'm. near-sighted, at that.", f ; l . J Alex. Halsey. Boalaeas 1 Office Mews Department f TEUEPUOKF.S: i ' . I . S3 Circulation Of flea . .. W . 3-108 Society Editor . - '. Job Department . . 683 883 106 Xatered at the Poatoffiee in Salem. Oregon, ne aecond-elnaa matter 1 BIBLE! THOUGHT AND PRATER I Prepared by Radio BIBLE SERVICE Bureau, Cincinnati. Ohio. If parents will have their children memoriae the daily Bible selec Hons, It will prove a priceless heritage to them In after years. i October 8, 1924 i SAFEGUARDED: He shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways. Psalm 91:11. ! PRAYER: We trust the Lord with all, for Thou art our Shep herd, and we shall not -want. ; ! r If you want , to vote again: nlpnmnrearinp vote P'ven" on the "The result probably would be B d t No 30( propo8ed at toe general eietuuu.i On the other hand If you want tb vote for the incore tax In Ore gon, vote "no" on the amendment No. 313 under that name. These are Important to keep In mind. ' ' I the dent. The house probably would not be able to elect a, president. Then the senate possibly would manage to elect a vice president. and he would then become presi dent, m - 'Such a situation would be de plorable for many reasons, but chiefly because of the disturbing effect It would have on the coun try. It would not be an election I Cenevlevo Herself j As six-year old Genevieve, her ister Anna, and a friend. Barbara. tepped ..into, a confectionary. Genevieve asked: "What kind of sherbet do you all want?" 1 ; "Orange." said Anna. "Ditto," added Barbara. "I'm sorry, Barbara." said Genevieve, j "but they only have orange and pineapple." j j l Barbara L. Gosline. j 1 A RAD AdrOR I'M Usually it is unnlehsaht to speak 111 of a guest but Sfenator Wheel ler is an uninvited fguest In Ore- Y, OP COURSE by the American people. - They would absolutely be out of it. They KOUm and we want 0 aay he Is a would have no more to do with bad actor La Folltte is an hon deciding who Is to be president est man; a great statesman, but of the United States for the next Wheeler is a blatherskite and has was organized I four years than would the cltl- no business running: for vice pres- zens of China or Tlmbucktu. ident on a ticket with a man like "The plain fact is that Coolidge La pollette. ,1 Is the only man for whom the , ' It seems only last week that the Y. M. C. A f in Salem, That was in 188'J, in a rented huildinpr : And it seems only yesterday that the proiect was up for riminr the -nresent hnildine. That vas in 1899-U : And some of the solidest men in town said it was too big American people can vote directly flr. trint it nnld not he tlone i that if the nrooertv should I this year for president with the r be I taken over and a considerable debt assumed, as was pro- probability that he will be elect the debt, wniilil never be naid. and the nronertv and the ed, a fact to which every voter . original navment would be lost, ? ! m ; should give serious thought before And now Salem is undertaking to raise at least $200,000 he' casts a ballot that Is, If he KVfrir a new building ahd equipment for the Y. M. C. A. , ! prefers Coolidge and Dawes to a . ? .Whvf Because! the work has far outerown the present political smash-up and no election -i .building and f acilitis. If there is to be progresf there-must be S 1 more room and 4 better plant-- ;? yuV' And to say that there must be no more progress; that the dead level must be held, is inconceivable f I And it is not Salem's way. May it never be Salem's way. i The Salem Y. M. C. A. has come to be pointed out nation - illy as performing unique work, in its free employment agency j with the deplorable effect it isnd its eitizenshin classes : and ''.its', work stands out in other I would have on the country Is to '.particulars ' !: ' : .. ?.'' . ;. i ; . ' " : - -So let's keep uji the work and extend it ri;TT, of course. of any of. the candidates nomin ated for president. , "Get this: The situation the voter faces is Coolidge or no elec tion. The only way I can see to avoid such a sensational mix-up vote for the Coolidge and Dawes electors." kiuv i ' ' . PROTECTS THE AMEBIC AN FARM A S HOW-IK) WX it nas Deen meviutoie lor sume .tJ i , , xkuia tue Jurcuiuuraia auu iuc funics viguc , in rtviuumiu that Dr. Posdick could not crime to protect the! American beet sugar industry with a tariff continue in his incongruous po- KA rwhen sugar might be bought from Cuba much' cheaper than it BItion. He was a Baptist In a h rene. can be produced at home t ; ; Presbyterian pulpit. He has been A puppy love? Mayhap, but still And this argument carried to its natural conclusion means stormy netrel of religion for a What truer love their lives could that the beet su ear industry in, the United States, of great and I innr im tint m, riirinn ban not fill? 1 growing importance to nearly all of the argicultural states of been questioned. He is a great M1 trQer joy fcould lift them the Union, should be allowed to die. : K ! thinker, a great spiritual man and ' , U.Y . If Vii a io tma rT 4Via haat mnrin mrtinfw i 1 10 snct aa fimn I . . . . t I X HIS little IcllOW am. u v v fe v " '"to ju"1 - nis wora Dal Beta gue ui iub Tir- 6,f every other agricultural crop. In theiArgentine beef can be j tie. vital things In Christianity. I l i u n li uuu cAuuiicu iui irss Liitxii iub cusl ui KiuHiiii' il iu iiic i nnriEtianitv n. nnt anmpinmr in i . , . i t ? a a . mt U t . ..a " VT FPr rnuBrny- , ,n unuea oiaies. ine orea&iug oi me larm wau oi protection, De accented without challenge. It . Photoeranher: I "I will make a which the Democrats intend, would mean disaster tq the Ame,,1" must prove Itself. It must meet speakness likeness ot your wife' can cattle grower. ' In Canada and in the Argentine wheat can 1 the challenge of every age and Mr. Peck: "Just a likeness be grown for a fraction of what it costs the American wheat I every hour in that age. Such please." f f i Lover?s A perfect love wis their's that - grewi . Prom out a first acquaintance. too; L No quarrels, their's, or jealous fears, i No darkling doubCs, ho words or ' tears; They only looked! with all their hearts h ' ' And all the joy that youth im parts ; bliSsfulness se- ind his pup! - -Edmnd J. Klefer. grower to produce 4 crop. Drop the tariff bars ahd what would men as Dr. Fosdlck court the chat Happen to the American wheat iarmerT i ; lenee and incidentally help to K '.New Zealand and Australia can' produce and export wool I make the explanation. Christlan- and mutton for less than they can be produced by the American I ity does meet every challenge, but farmer.' Break down 4he protective -itariff, and what happens I some members are conservative to our sheep men? . " - . i The same thing is true of butter, of walnuts and filberts and stlrrings-ups will prove detrimen nearly all the- other products qf Orego'n farms and ranges, and tal. They prove better for relig of citrus fruits and many other agricultural products of the Ion and prove that religion has its United States. ' : r ! , I ; ; i roots fn heaven. -For the protection of the American farmer, those things that he buys are largely admitted to the country free of duty, while those things he raises and sells are not forced into com petition with cheap farm products from other lands, because the Republican tariff prevents it. The Fordney-McCumber tariff lawj now in effects imposes no duty on agricultural implements, binder twine, many kinds of fertilizers, building materials, leather products, coal and other farming necessities. If The Republican tariff policy operates directly to protect America's basic industry agriculture. Remove it. and in the wake of this-move would follow economic disaster and stark ruin for the American farmer. 1 , Hugo Gerding. Only Natural Elmer: "Darling,1 are you sure you love me?" i . , , InuiRe: "t hiiTA hmn nnm bit Tearful friends fear that these along but y kep on askmg me and I'll have my doubts." B. Potts. 1852.1024 Wise Girls That two may live cheaply as one May be quite true, j ; And yet it' isn't being done I'm telling you. ; : . Though we walk on ' with glad : romance ; j ii In love's sweet way, j T Girls are to wise to. take a chance Like that today, ; .;-:' i. -fK.-'D. E. 1 EDITORIALS OF THE 1 PEOPLE C;oodby Law Jn schools, in workshops and elsewhere men, women and child ren arje confronted with pr6blems or puzzles to work out. No onej I dare say, has been absolutely free from having at tome time or another difficulty, in' working out problems and puzzles as they come up in jt his life; and juite often we read about some person losing their mind in trying to solve some problem or work out some puzzle. There . Is among the problem or puzzles unsolved by the wisdom of this world who have made at- tempts to unravel the t mysteries of life one which seems very Im portant, "What shall be ' done to foster a desire in the heart ot men, women and children to be law-abiding citizens. If fell the people in this world who have tried to manufacture or suggest some device or law that would cause people to be law abiding should join hands, I dare say there would be a sufficient number to encircle the state of Oregon, and still, this problem or puzzle is unsolved, for people are violating our i laws, and they will continue to do so as long as the blind! are leading the blind. . Wfe have men, women and child ren that are good. They were bornfinto the world good, ahd they have! remained good ever since ' liir. Ytf19 At. a recent party given for l " f "' " " ' three prospective brides, Mrs. S. F. r?n are uv' yj1" C a copy of the following ,ni f u,s worm uau B"u luc' remained iwu ever stuce. iucu fc,,,,v,,;, ii J 'a treat f mm 1- -4 1 ' . v:: -.-"'; The kiddies will meet you at the door! Oh, joy it' VVRIGLEVS! Yes, joy and benefit, for this Ion g - lasting, inexpensive sweet helps1 teeth, appetite and digestion. - ' v ' -'. i "t--':'.C'-': !' -r. Children love it and all the time they're getting the good it does . them. Doctors -and dentists say - that chewing gum cleans the teeth and aids tooth nutrition Also, that it ' helps r-; digestion. 1 Nothing else at 5 cents means so much in benefit and pleasure. ; slipped under each of their plates: A Mother-tn-Law Tells How" To ; Handle, a Husband 1 Select an apartment the us ual five minutes' walk from the car line. Exercise is good for him. 2 -See that there are plenty of delicatessen stores In : the neigh borhood, so he won't get tired of good home, cooking.' i 3 Have your friends stay to So we say We have some that came into the world good that are how bad, and some came bad that are now good.. , So, to solve thas problem we must first find out what keeps and makes people good and law- abiding in this world. This one problem or puzzle can be solved only by those who are willing for the good of humanity after every meal! meals; them he can't kick about to place themselves in the other ? the food. 1 I stean just long enough to see and 4 Never j sew buttons on his realize how hard it Is to overcome clothes: He will soon learn how desires tnat nave iastenea to use safety-pins. f thefr powerful Influence over the 5 nnn't rrv for monev. Run I transgressor. (llCorr., 5:21.1 As up charge accounts and let him do I It i now, ,the tobacco fiend will the crying. 1 I show no mercyfor the man who 6 Have plenty of odd jobs for I boozes, yet cigarettes are more In- him to do when he comes home, j jurous than is whiskey to the Then you will have the paper all I hurhan system, and while God to yourself. Ml loots upon sin with no degree of allowance, and we have heretofore Friend: "Is your daughter Tery enacted laws which encouraged happy' teaching voice culture?" I these people to -create these de- Mrs. Brown: "Yes, she sings at sires within them, it Is quite evi- her work."f , dent that it will require some- Mildred HfogaiU thijhg more than earthly laws to take these desires away and to If a girl takes a dislike to you. make them law-abiding. with lead- let 1 go at that. Don't insist on J era! who are able to set living ex- 1 v m hr wi fflavorLasts 3 marrying her. ooooooooooo oooooooooo GOSSIP O O O THE EDITOR'S SHOP - THE T , Tonight the much anticipated drive for an adequate TMCA build ing for Salem starts, and will be continued In full swing until the night of the 16th. . The TMCA has won its place. It! is a national Institution bat It (unctions locals ly. It is the contribution the peo ple of Salem make' to the boys. It Is doing a service that every man. would like to do wepe he able, hut one man cannot 'do It so matter how much money he has Therefore a number of men are dubbing together to do thbf work for the boys: and are doing It so successfully that the people are 'demanding this , building. Of course it will go across and the building will be erected. There are 169$ Young Men's Christian associations In the United States and Canada, accord-Ing-'to the year b(ok and official roster, George BjHodge,- the di rector reports. "The volume and quality of the association work as a whole Is the largest and best In the history of i the association. and much larger than was antici pated." The largest annual in crease In membership yet reported Is shown In a gain of 9.5 per cent. There are 9 8 8,6 2 2 members re. norted. of which 244,529 are - boys. - -(:; ,1 'M";: J. ' A gain of 11.6 per cent to 134, 977 in the number ot men and boys in swimming and life saving classes,-and a gain of 10.4 per cent to 11,784 in the number of men1 under leadership instruction In physical educational classes, are the frature3 of an expanding year la the physical work of the . as- 349,307 different men and boys in gymnasium j classes, a gain of 3.1 per cent. J ; ! ; Marked increase In the number of men and boys affiliated with x mca Bible classes is reported. A total of 232,943 for the year Is a gain of 24.000 or 11.5 per cent. Aggregate attendance at Bible and religious meetings reached approximately 9,549,000, an In crease of 11.6 per cent. Endowment funds Increased by 8.3 per cent to $17,308,000, while the property: debt increased by only 6.6 per cent. An Increase of net association property to $159,. 521,000, 8.1 per cent in the year, indicates the volume of property additions and is believed to mark the end of the deflation period of 1922-23. Ml-:.:-- V i .;: So much for the national associ ation. It Is well to have a back ground, but Salem loves the. YM- CA for the work It has done and is standing by it for the work It Is now doing and providing this new building for the work that It can and will do. The boys of Sa lem are pleading with the men of Salem to erect this building and give them an expression for sane, healthy Christian growth. ProEbptcd V Mrs. Hale: fSo you have houseful of amateur fans?" Mrs. Hill: "Don't mention it My husband hasf turned the guest it wsi nn smatlnar thlnr for I room into a workshOo. my dauen wr upoitor tn tw from Washtne- ter develops negatives In the bath ton state to Washington city. He room' whil 1 't an the wash stonned off at Dayton for the cele- . ho r?of. without disturbing . i wuiie s wireiessi" ii'uu. ;il ; . r u.i. ir.... i ititu iuai icu. in Mr. Meeser, young, en ergetic, and with great vision made the tedious trip to the Oregon "Golf's gettint be s common country. Great things have hap-lit ain't much of a game no more," pened since then and now In 1924 I complains. M 'f f T . l Exra Meeker flies back to the east "Now ain't yu right !"-BIivens In n airshin that goes as far In agrees. 4 "I'm thinkln' o takln up O O 1 For a real mental toning O O up, read THE FUN SHOP O O every day and keep in O O touch with the latest , and O 6 brightest fun of the day, 0 O right in the original pack- O O age.- M i o O - While THE FUN SHOP O O makes no charge for its O O humor, you can rely on it O O to give you real chucklers O O at all times. S: :: :: O O ' ' U O; OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO amples for good. ' . Would it not be wise to enact into law the 28th, 29th and 30th verses of the. 11th chapter of Ma5tthew: "Come unto me, all ye thit labor and are' heavy ' laden anH I will eive you rest. TaV mr vnVn nnon von. and wo, out stay tnere. i allow no yearn of me; ? for I am meek and one to f lount my simllities. be a very short one 'for you, and as' calm as s " ",- j i '' i f : (- . i - "If you dare -to say Summer morning or millpond I'll throttle youl" she threatened merrily, and I . realized anew ' ho'w futile was any attempt to change Lillian's decisions when she had once made them. Y Ml i . ' 1-; ".'' "You stopped me just In' time," I admitted laughingly. "And in revenge' I think I'll not only go to lofrly In heart; and ye shall find rest unto your soul.' " For my yoke is easy, j and my I burden Is light.'' ! lit is easy: for good, people to bef law-abiding, but bad people A Hilarious Romp. 1 I "Oh, what a lovely word!" She struck a burlesque attitude of ad miration. "I flount. thou Oount est. she flounts. I ' am mad with cannot administer the law in the. envy. Please, you! wouldn't' be spirit in which laws should be ad- mean enough to choose It for yours ministered, for they will justify today. Don't stingy me. I want tliemselves, or the other fellow to use it on Allen :as soon as he who, like themselves, are violators gets up." -. i Bribing; the Editor Because the editor bought my joke I took him out: to lunch. And all the time, we eat and ate I had a growing hunch That I was playing a losing game. The bill confirmed my fears. of the law. WILL E. PURDY. 5; . Hazards an hour as ne went in a weea. He Is a very old man now. ; . America has made great prog ress, but nothing so amazing as polo, or something like that that every gink In town won't, be play- In' Inside o. two month an feet tin' in your way all th' time!. "lean! All h' time an 'spe- the progress it has roaae in trans- clally Sunday !? 1 points ' but. portation. On the earth we have "Why th lastftwo Sundays I've railroads and automobiles. In the tried V play there wasn't hardly air we have flying machines. Bus- no room for th' ball t' light, th' iness has been speeded up the dubs was that thick! Honestly, world , ha been speeded up. It is last Sunday wl?en I gets home I ereat to live in such an are. but " frie. manga greatest of all to be an Ameri can. ! AVERAGE CITIZENS aont tbln out fa bit on th' golf links pretty Boon I'm gonna start t church with! you again. Yes gettin' that bad!" L. O. Lantz sir; it's actuall T Our observation has been that to speak of average citizens Is loose thinking. Practically every man we know who Is an average Anne Carpenter belongs to an organization which asked each member to earn a dollar. As she has la busy household. she thought she would see if any citizen is above the average. We of them furnished an inspiration have about reached the conclu sion that the average citizen is the best citizen. He Is conscientious, he is capable, he is unobtrusive. He is a good actor always and we The following I rhyme shows that her husband is the cause of her "making" THE FUN SHOP: " Why Wives Ieave Home I brushed his fclothes, shampooed his hair, never have to apologize for him. Darned hirf BO(kg With extra All the good citizens of America are average citizens. All the poor ones are below average. COOLIDGE AND CHAOS NOT NECESSARY 1 I) Alone dollar joke from a three I lloo.ooo building. Mi ' FUTURE DATES I October 8 to IS YMCA campaign fot; dollar lunch: Left me two dollars In arrears! Harvey Peake. (Ortnhpr 10J FridaT Recital at Wall hall it Prof. Horace Rahtkonf for ben Toctober 11-12. Saturday and Sunday; Yleterana of Foreign Vara aepanmtniai "Moiher Graham is apt to give you a concrete illustration : or its meaning," I replied. "But j you are welcome to the 'empty word. I know a lot of 'em." I said loftily. "Please have Katife send me three muffins three with my break fast. ' "' v I '': : .'-t ! "Not unless she bakes enough so I can have four, she retortedr then added with a quick change of manner. "Dont let Mother Graham 1 Hot Dignity : Jennings: "I was eating some trout, yesterday and got a bone in my throat." . iJimngs:. "Try eating . some potatoes?" j jennmgs: "o, I swallowed a hot dog and sent him after the bone." p. s. P. VT"!J ' . . . , t-r I 1 ..ill.. V1, , A i October s., saiuraay Annual jiouic- see or uer juu ficiuus uai.iv iu rimiiir Willamptta university. 1 Nm,nliir 11. Tuesday Armiitica aay. November 20-22. Third Annual Cor Show - and Industrial Exhibit. atMpieea. Qbmbr ot Cnmrof"' f Marion County TJUUA Annual vonve11- tjon, Salem, Oct 17th. WTiy Men Leave Home To go to work, of course. MARRIAGE G0SLIN HERO OF THE FOURTH WORLD CLASH de,e ( Continued from paf 1 i NT PROBLEMS of your room." j I nodded in comprehension and reconnoitered carefully through a crack in the door before hurrying noiselessly down the hall. Luckily I reached my room in safety, andj found Marion and Junior enjoying a hilarious romp for which Mar ion apologized with winsomj rue fulness. "He isn't dressed. Auntie Madge, and I haven't fixed my hair. I'm so sorry,' but he is so cunning, I just couldn't help it." V- I think we'It forgive you this tim" Marion.; I smiled, "consid- for Smith belovrstairs. But, she added, 1 was still decidedly per sona non. grata with my relative by marriage and she thought it advisable for me to remain out of sight . of ' the Irate lady until she was safely in her room for the night. ' "No use spilling the beans un less it's necessary,1 -Lillian said upon her second visit. "I donI need you for a single thing, and a day of lounging around won't dt you any harm." ; "I love It," I returned sincere ly. "What time do you want m to be dressed and ready tonight, and is there anything especial you want me to wear!" Be ready when it's time to turn on the lights," she answered, "and wear let's see that outfit you play golf in, that dark, one piece dres, it's comfortable and loose, and easy, to get Into. Stick that "big, dark blue motor veil somewhere around you so' you'll have it handy, and be' sure your shoes-are rubber-soled. "Sounds like the prop directions for a' melodrama,"!, I said with a "flippancy I was far from feeling. "I. hope (that's all there'll be." she returned with a gravity which made ; me realize - that Lillian sensed an unusual menace In the coining encounter. m (To be continued) MOTHER! circus catch of a long drive off Wilson's bat. i Mogridge ' Is Baffling ! Meanwhile the Giants were baf fled - by the southpaw, shoots of Mogridge. former New ; York Garrtocir TVe !- Phase REVELATIONS OF A WIFE ering the excuse,! but we must Si ' i ! ! i ! f hurry no. Fix your hair, dear. jCopyrlght by Newspaper Feature m finish dressInglJunlor as quick- ly as I can, and then you are to go very quietly to your mother's room, ; Lillian's Final Directions. ( i Service CHAPTER. 2 8 6. Yankee moundsman, who silenced IS LILLIAN FEARFUL OF THE the heaviest , New York artillery r SUCCESSFUL OUTCOME ! OF with a puzzling change of pace and a tantalizing slow ball. For seven Innings the McGraw men gathered HER CAREFUL PLANS? Former Governor Allen of Kan- Gradually the situation is lm-sas proposed sending a committee proving, but the danger of throw-1 of radicals to Russia and get their ing the election into the house J report. This is not necessary, has not improved as much as It j The United States sent some radi- should. Senator Arthur CaoDer of cals over there Involuntarily. Kansas, the head of the farm bloc Emma Goldman was one who and who ha fought for the farm- went. She Is the most' anxious ers side by side with Senator Ms of all of them to get back. The Nary and other progressive V re- soriet of Russia is disgusting . to publicans, is ardently for Coolidge j conscientious radicals. It is do lor president. In a public address ' structlve. care: Repaired his gloves, made up his bed, 3 Arranged his books, baked him some oread; . , - Bound up hlslthumb when it was hurt; ;? ! t i ;i. ' ' Took from his; eye a bit of dirt; Wrote out his notes, re-lined his - collar :J ' MM '.r . : And felt that I had earned a dollar; j :...'." Then asked for Just one buck. The sinner ; 7;M -Cried: "WhaJ A dollar! Why, 'a wife J 'H! ,1 fV1'; Should findf such tasks':'' the )oy For my little lad's costuming I selected - a shit which his grand mother bad hnneht for .himl and . i . . . t . . . i i : l . ' unian S Bcneme ior pelting nic whlh she pSI)praiv iike. Then hut three hit off XTnririo ShH "ot of Mother Graham's way until T wft9heH hlm and fern,hed bis re- two runs, one of which was due !that irascible lady had been pad- Deiiious curls; ahd dressed him to an error, and the other to a f-rled was a most welcome one to and huRged him tightly, and sent two-base blow by George Kelly, me- Bul her re.fere.e to him offan adorable vision in but In the eighth the southpaw de- work la, font of us made me ut- Mari0n's proud charge! Then 1 I.. of life!" Gbt Fired Howard: mow did your avia- veloped a sudden streak of wlld ness and despite a five-run lead. was hastily withdrawn by Harris after the first two men to face him had walked,. Into this critical situation strode Firpo" Marberry, hero in a re lief role in the second game, but a "bust" yesterday when he start ed for the Senators and was ham mered from the hill. Marberry, who apparently is only at his best when performing a rescue act, met and turned back ' a determined Giant attack in both the eighth and ninth innings. Iter a protest. " ! "Of course the day Is going to At that he Is a wise lame duck who knows which way to hobble this year. -mm) it ;?1J. iulvi' obeyed Lillian's! - injunction ahd went back to bed,' feeling -as I drew the soft coverlet over me, with a curious sense of crawling into a refuge that the encounter with my mother-tn-iaw had upset. me more than I; had 1 realized at the time. " ' ' ' r : T: . . : I stayed there,, sleeping and reading, all dayj Katie brought up my breakfast with so . much fussing over my Supposed head ache that I felt like an imposter. Lillian ran In two or three times, explaining that j her) ruse had worked, and that Mother Graham would take both children into her room in the evening ; and keep them there with -her door secure ly locked while we set the stage Watch Child's Tongu: "California Fig Syrup" i V Children's Harmless Laxative" When your child Is constipated bilious, has colic, feverish-breatt roated-tongue, or diarrhea,. a tea- spoonful of genuine "Californii Fig Syrup' sweetens the stomach and promptly cleans the bowels c poisons, gases, bile, souring foo and waste. Never cramps or over acts. Contains no narcotics c soothing drugs. Children love I: delicious taste. Ask your druggist for gentil "California Fig Syrup" which hs full directions for babies at. children of all ages, plainly print ed on bottle. Mother! Yea nr. say "California" or you r:ay r an Imitation fis syrup. Air.