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iTHE OREGON STATESMAN SALEM, OREGON SATURDAY MORNING, AUGUST-2, 1924 i : ODE TO MEX By 3Iargarct 3fcBride Hoss i wisn youa quit raggin' ;us wimmin - ; 'Bout everything under the sun, The clothes we don't wear, I An' our fuzzy bobbed hair. I Ain't none of yore bizneas jest none! You dont never hear us beratin' Tore waist line an', morals an socks; ' They're homely, Lord knows, ; But don't never suppose That we 'let 'em give US any . ' shocks. j ' v ; . You're alius so het up an' peevish. An -' scortchin' the atmosphere blue; WE don't git all riled When YOU act kinda wild. An' sling all that langwidge at YOU Can't nothing we do' never please you?- Why blame ALL the mischief on rif US? Since ole Adam ragged Eve, I ytprely believe ' ' That men ain't did nothin', but fuss! i Usher in. Movie: "How many, please?" - Absent-minded One: "I'll play these!" . - ! ti ( What Women Wear . Wife,, (dressed in a modern bathing sulti: "How do I took?" Hubby: "Oh, you look alright, but it you were arrested it wouldn't be for carrying conceal ed weapons." E. N. Richardson. '. 'Ataboy . Jerry and Constance, sweet hearts, were standing at the kitch en sink. Constance was prepar ing to make some lemonade, but could r. not locate the necessary j utensils. : , , I "I wonder where . the lemon 'squeezer Is?" she asked, f "Why, dear, right here!" he an- of swered as he demonstrated his as- sertlon. Martin De Vrios j When the Tide Is Out j Little drops of water. Little grains of sand, j Make the Real Estate man i Call It "Promised Land.' If Popular Marches Were lllustratt-U r w Stars and Stripes Forever While There is Life ."What is woman's dangerous age?" : . - "From the cradle to the grave." M J. Ll Sherard We MUST have made the world safe for democracy, j ; At a railroad restaurant a gen tleman noticed a young man's hand moving in the direction of his coffee cup and looked up from his paper. ! "Excuse me." said the vouns: man shyly, "but would you mind if I dipped my toast in your cof fee? I Mine's all gone," Slight Misunderstanding French Typewriter! Mechanic: "I have brought ze keez for your typewriter." i j 6ffice Manager: "Sorry, but we do not allow that sort of thing in the office. Save it for her after 5 p. m." ; j .". - : HarryHersh. THE JINGLFJ ANGLE COUNTER My wife won't talk very much to- " day. 4 I mixed cement in her beauty r:t clay. ' i Clarkson. TPIO f! o 4 aw -aw m rrr tpio ti o o rro ' i jl me jflssnun EVERY real disciple of Izaak Walton Imows that to catch a narticular kind fish he must use and tackle. And every successful merchant knows that in order attract and increase sales, he must AD VERTISE. In Salem the surest way to get results is to Advertise in the . Oregon1 Statesman Early to bed and early to rise, And tip every time the baby cries. Francis Yamaote. Girls are shy 'bout giving kisses, But still more so 'bout washing dishes. T . 4 Leonard King. A little. pup went on a tear. And tore up all my underwear. A. Earle Frid Try, Try, Again Tears were In her large brown eyes and she smiled sadly.- Her husband's face was pale with anx iety. "David." she faltered. "I have missed you. oh, so much!" Then she raised the revolver and fired again. This time she hit him. Mrs. Paul Powers. All that glitters is not sold. What's Wrong With This Picture"? Knick: "What kind of lip sticks does she use?". Knack: "Don't know. Never tasted them." Slnbad Love Across the moon-lit lawn she came to me. Like a wisp ot white she -crossed the grass, scarcely seeming to touch the ground. She was not mine could never be mine but my low call brought her to my arms, where she nestled as I pressed her to my heart. I could feel her little heart beating beating as if she was too happy or too frightened. The rich man in the great house beside my lit tle cottage called her his but she came at my call. I stroked her silken hair and pressed her small form in my arms. Suddenly a voice sounded from the great' house. Her small form stiffened! in my arms, her heart beat fast, f lutteringly. I tried to soottie her with loving words and caresses, but - all in vain. Like a flash she was gone, and I was alone with only a rude voice breaking! the silence: , "Kitty Kitty Come here and get your saucer of milk!" , Gertrude Lawrence. - Surely Not I Twister: "Do you think, if things continue as they are, there'll be any change?" "s Fke If You Go After It The Right Way the right kind of bait ' Buster Keaton, who Is coming to the Oregon Sunday. - f Turner: "Can't say as to that, but I know that if things continue as high as they are, there won't be any change in my pocket." Ernest Rutherford. Imn Model Daughter Ima goes to parties gay, plays the keyboard. Spoils dad's collars;. Learns new lessons day by day, saves her pennies "." ' : Dimes and dollars. ." ( : " i . Some day off she'll go to college, write grave Jthemes, And make fine fudge. Fill ; her head, with useful know 4 ledge, queen of sports Or I'm no judge! Balanced quite with no reactions, a model, she Who'd knock 'em cold; The; cream of parents' satisfac tions, is Ima Ware, One year old!, !.- Zaida Packard Edwards. , Father: "Be patient my boy and study hard, then some day you may, be mayor and pitch the first ball at the opening baseball game." 1 ! Robert Marshall. to ' I r : .... I. There's a wrong time to do any thing, even to 1 feeding' your best irl candy, as the autoist " found but when he crashed into an elec tric car and landed in the hospital, best girl,; sweets, and all. i 1 . ; Readers' re reqaested to : contribute. All humor, epifframs (or humorous mox toei), joke, anecdotes, poetry, 'bur leiique, satires and bright ayin(t ; of children, must ' ba original and unpub lished. Accepted material will be paid (or at regular price. All manuscripts must be written on : one aid of the paper only, thou Id. bear name ol tnn newspaper and should b addressed 1 to the fun 'Shop Editor, Tha Oregon Statesman. ' Final Session Held Thurs day ; Two Associations j are Consolidated The sessions of the summer as sembly of the Erangelican denom ination held at Jennings Lodge July 22-31, closed Thursday eve ning after a splendid series of meetings.) One day was given orer to the Woman's Missionary branch and another, to the Sunday Bchool board. The Evangelical Endeavorers had charge for a day and a half. The remaining time was spent in intensive Bible study and evangelistic work. Seventy-five young people be- came candidates for definite life service work. At the assembly the Quinaby Park association and the Jennings Lodge district, located north of Oregon City on the Willamette consolidated, the two associations to come together under conference! jurisdiction hereafter, rather than local... Ir, ' . l:'.'f For next year an amphl-theater accommodating 2500 persons will be constructed at Jennings lodged Landscape plans are already being gone over, f ' ! Over 100 delegates from locat Evangelical churches were In atr tendance at the camp meeting. : LABOR SEEMS SET TO SUPPORT THIRD TICKET (Contirrued from page 1) , , and presidential and vice-presidential candidates wouldbe-unani-mous and would be the only report submitted to the council. ; Commission Flayed Another?, .'development was a statement by Mr, Gompers com menting on a telegram reported in news dispatches to have been sent to he., labor leader from Chicago todky by Joseph Manley, campaign manager; fqr the workers party, whlise- presidential nominee is William Z. Foster. he news dispatch said the news telegram attacked Mr. Gompers as the "arch' betrayer of the working classes." j ; In his statement Mr. Gompers said in part: "Foster ; and j Ruthenberg (the workers. party presidential and vice-presidential nominees) tried to endorse Senator La Follette in their St. Paul convention but; the senator forestalled them by ) de nouncing! :the whole communist outfit, i-i ! ' . it- "Thus ! chagrined.? Foster and Ruthenberg, In control of the ma chinery set up in the St. Paul con vention betrayed the men and wo men who: went there with honest purposes and convictions, set iup dummy candidates who were al most immediately discarded With out ceremony and then proceeded to attack; Senator La Follette. j j ' ''Without expressing any further opinion I am sure the senator j iill be pleased to know that Interna tional revolutionary communism opposed him. For .my part I should consider It extremely fortunate for any political leader, Or for any bona fide; trade union leader jor official to have the friendship of those whose first object there lis theestruction of all our domestic institution and finally of the; lie public itself." . . Mr. Gompers described Foster and Ruthenberg as "disappointed men' who! know "they cannot carry out the orders of their mas ters i In Moscow and who know the reason for this is the. unyield ing defense of democracy and the American institutions by the Am erican ederation of i Labor." 1 i SALEM IS TO HAVE i NEW OIL ACTIVITY (Continued from page 1) ,. miles south of Salem, along: the Willamette f river, on the Marlon county' side, How many leases have been taken the reporter does not know,, for the California drill ing concern has been very secre tive. But! several - leases have been signed up. Will Bore This Winter . Information has been conveyed to an owner Of land in that lo cality that; the company, having just "brought in" a paying well where it is operating In California, bag several months of work ahead there, and therefore cannot'begin boring on the farm mentioned;! in the Ea3t Independence section, till some time next winter. Will Prospect for Gold, Too Information has been conveyed from the same company, in the same manner, that its managers expect also to see what there ;is uhder the hills out that way In thj way of gold in paying quanti ties...'' 'j ,-: ; ; : "-i: '" The fact has never; before been published, to the. knowledge ; of MB LODGE SERVICES ENDED the Statesman reporter, but it has been known for ' years, to the farmers of (hat section, that there was some gold' in the, rocks of that section. Some time ago, sev eral assays were made, independ ent of one another, and the values were found to run from $5 to $15 a ton, and In one case $20 a ton. These California people ; say that if these values increase, or even-persist at-from $5 to $15 a ton, 1 through any large section of the hills there, a paying gold mine will be developed, because it is so handy. It would be a steam shov el and blasting proposition, with transportation right at hand, by river and rail the Oregon Elec tric. Any way, the information is given that in boring! for oil the matter of prospecting for the gold will also be carried out. . : Gas in the Wells ; It has developed that the wells in that neighborhood have been known locally to contain gas for a long time, The neighbors knew it, but they thought nothing of It. The indications are that; the managers of this California com pany " have ' for some time j had knowledge of these oil and gold prospects, for some of the leases have- been on record 'for months. ': From the, fact that they intend o come, fas soon as they can finish up the work they; have in hand in California, and; begin drilling for oil and prospecting for gold, it is evident that this is no stock sell ing proposition. - Who knows but there may be developed a great gold c mining camp under the Skyline and Rose- dale hills? That would make for more than a three story prosper ity, with the tree and bush fruits and strawberries and poultry and other things., now there to say nothing of the walnut arid filbert orchards, some of the finest in the world, out that way. ; TWO TRUSTIES RUN AS, GUARD LEAVES (Continued from page 1) near Commercial to borrow a ham mer with which to make a few minor repairs. When he returned the two men had disappeared He waited a few minutes, and when they failed to 'show up, notified the prison and guards took up the search. . Pen well was received from Mar Ion county October 13, 1923, to serve five years for forgery. In addition to a : previous sentence here Jn 1913, he had served time In!' Walla Walla in .1919, and in Canada. He Is 5 feet, 8 inches tall, medium build, gray eyes and was wearing overalls, with; the number 8801. j Howard was. received August 6, 1921, from Multnomah county, to serve dot more than ftiree years for larceny not in a dwelling. He is 5 feet, 10 fnches, of a muscular build, brown eyes and wore over alls with the number-8772. f "Howard was mad a trusty May 8 and Penwell on May 21. By oc cupation the former Is a sailor and the latter a bollermaker. Both are said to be excellent workmen. Anti-Alien Bill Planned i f By Missouri Legislator SPRINGFIELD.. Mo., Aug. 1. Senator A. S. McCawley of Carth age announced here today that he had drafted an anti-alien bill to be Introduced at the. next session of the state legislature. Mr. McCawley stated that he had received copies of the California Japanese exclusion act and that the bill to be' presented to the Missouri legislature is similar to that of California. Resignation of President Weir of Pacific Accepted FOREST GROVE, Or.. Aug. 1. 'The -resignation of William C. Weir as president of Pacific uni versity was accepted at a special meeting of the board of trustees here today and Frank C. Taylor, professor of Latin was named as acting president. President Weir goes to Rollins college, Florida, as president. . A committee of trustees was ap pointed to select a new president for the school. MEXICO CITY HAS RIOT MEXICO CITY, Aug. 1. (By The Associated Press.) The main street in Mexico City was suddenly transformed into a battlefield late today when paraders protesting against1 the high municipal tax ation on stands in the city mar kets, came in collision with the police. One of the paraders was shot dead and another was fatally wounded. NEW ELECTION ASKED SPOKANE. Wash., Aug. l.r Pe titioners for an election to permit residents of Hillj-ard, adjoining Spokane on the west, to vote for a second time this year, on a pro posal to annex the town to the city of Spokane, were granted their-request by the county; elec tion board today and September 16 was so,t as the date. - The pro posal lost by five votes in an elec tion last spring. AGENTS RAID HOME - NEW YORK, Aug. I. Two prohibition, agents today, seized sixty cases -of liquor n the home of Hugo G.' De Frtsch, prominent elub man, during the absence of Mr,. De Frttsch an dhls family, who are out of town, ; t ate CLASSIFIED SECTION Phone 23 -Advertising Dept. CLASSIFIED ADVERTISEMENTS - Rat per word : Per Insertion Three insertions ; ?e 5e Money to Loan On Real! Kstate T. K. FORD (Over Lndd & Bosh Bank) OREGON INCORPORATED Victor Schneider. Sec. Organised to transact a general Real Estate -and Inrestment business, with the object ot siring better service to the Homneeker or Investor.' We deal in any and all kinds ot Real Estate, guarantee every transaction as to fairness in value and absolute title. Act as agents for non-resident prop erty owners, Jo write Insurance. Room 315-316.; U. S. Nafl Bank Bldg.. Salem Oregon. AUTO TOPS WE ARE NOW IX j OUR NEW LOCA- tion. at 219 State " and are better, equipped than ever to handle our large Auto Top business. u. J. una Auto Top Faint Co., Ine i ; . 3-j30tf FOR RENT Apartments 5 FOR RENT FURNISHED. STEAM heated apartment. 1 newly tinted. Block front capitoL . Pbone 2U69J. ' 5-atf THRER ROOM FURNI8HgD APART mailt, 502 N. Summer. . ft-iaeSU TWO FURNISHED APTS. 340 NORTH L.iberty. , i i - 5-a2 WELL FURNISHED1 APARTMENT. 856 Center. Phone 1284-W. 5-a5 FURNISHED APARTMENT FIRST floor Private bath. One block from State house. 785 Court. J 5-j27tf FOR RENT MODERN BURNISHED 8 room apartment - with garage. 669 N. Front. Also sleeping room and garage. Call at. 127 Union- 5-j24tf IF YOU ' ARE INTERESTED IN COOL, clean, comfortable : apartments, reason able rent ;- located downtown district, Patton apartments - For inspection or reservation call Pattcn'a Book Store. i S-mlltf FOR RENT APARTMEXT8; Sl NO. Commercial. Crowded Conditions are Subject ol Investigation SEATTLE, Wash., Aug. 1. ith crowded conditions being the rule throughout,.! and as many as 73 Orientals -sleeping in a: con crete basement with only blankets between them and the floor, J. C Herbsman. executive secretary of the China elub of- Seattle described as overcrowded i and - outrageous the present state .' of the immigra tion station here, in & letter to the immigration - commission of J the club today. 1 As a result of! Mr. Herbsmau's investigations thei commission has invited Senator TVesIey L. Jones and Congressman John F. Miller to accompany it on an inspection of the immigration station. - - The Immigration station here is not owned by. th$ federal govern ment. ' : Secretary Hughes Js Given Signal Honors BRUSSELS. Aug. 1. (By The Associated "Press.) Charles E Hughes, American secretary of state, was signally honored today, when two new " titles ( were con? ferred on him doctors of laws of the University rof Brussels and doctor of laws of the University of Louvain, 1 The first was Conferred by the Belgian ambassador to the United States, -Baron de Cartier de Marehienne, at the American em bassy and the second by Cardinal Mercier at the Arch Episcopal pal ace at Mechlin (Malinea). OXE MURDER A DAY CHICAGO, Aug. 1. A murder a day was committed in Chicajro in, June and July, according to a report of the Chicago crime com mission. ! i FOR FLIGHT I Ell 1 SEATTLE 1 9 . Days Clipped , From. Of. f icial Time By Changing :i : From Santa Monica SEATTLE, Ang. 1. General Mason M. Patrick today forwarded to the Seattle chamber, om com merce a' copy of ;a telegram sent to the Los Angeles chamber set ting forth why it; was decided to have a round the; world ;f light of three United States army airplanes terminate at Seattle, rather than Santa Monica, Cal. . General Patrick said: ' "In deciding to terminate the flight at Seattle, from which point the actual trip around the world commenced. I have been ifluenced by a number pf considerations, the most important of which is that it will allow us to complete the aerial circumnavigation, of the globe 19 days sooner than if the flight were terminated at Clover Field, Santa Monica, -j . REASON s ib a si One' week (six insertions) One me nth ; Six months.- contract, per month. 12 .months', contract, per month. Minimum for any Adrcrtisement. . Sc .15' .12c -25c FOR REXT Rooms FOR REXT LARGE, STEAM-HEATED room for two. $20 with board; S28 apiece. Phone 2069 J. .i-j-.. 6-atf OFFICE- ROOMS. "WITH OR WITHOUT furnitare, 3314 8tate Bt, corner Com- mereial. Room 3. - S-a2 FOR REXT Houses 7 FOR RENT 6 ROOM HOUSE. SEE ROBINSOX. Oregon BldjrJ 7-a2tf 2 ROOM COTTAGE. PARTLY FURXISU ed, good location. Phone J794J. 7-a5 MODERN FURNISHED HOUSE FOR rent. Pbona 1362J. 375 N. 14th. - - - 7-a3 HOUSES TO RENT F. L; WOOD. 341 Stat 8W 7-m23tf IIOU8E FOR RENT PHONE 1825. Call at 181 N. 18Ji. 7-tn27tf FOR SALE Miscellaneous 8 HAY- FOR SALE GOOD OAT AND Veteh hay, baled, S 15 per ton. Phone 111F14. 8-a3 FOR SALE TOP BUGGY IN GOOD con dition. Robber tires. Also good fold ; . ing bed. Phone 1583M. ; . , 8 ai FIRST CLASS OATS AND VETCH HAY Phon 84F12. " 8-j31tt FOR SALE OLD NEWSPAPERS, Id eenta bundle.' Circulation department Oregon ; Stateaman. . PRINTED CARDS. SIZE 14" BYH4" .wording, ' 'Rooms to Rent," price 10 renta each. Statesman .-Boalnesa Of fice, Ground Floor. CANNING - SEASON IS HERE and the need of Fruit Jars ia large. We bare a larje aupply at bargain gricea. : Sea what we have before yoa TCAPITAIi BARGAIN HOUSX 215 Center St. 'We buy and sell every thing" ; S-j33tf GOOD STEP liADDERS AND PORCH . awing at a bargain. 1757 Waller St. ! - ; ; 8-jne2Stf FOR SALE UP TO DATE KODAK F1N iahing plant. Largest and moat com : piete in city. Must aell oaick. See B. W. Macy. 203 Gray Bldg. 8 jl5tf Beautiful Oregon Rose And eleven other Oregon soar to gether with s fine collection of patriot ic , songs, sacred songs and many old . time favorites. ALL FOR 25e. (Special prices in quantity lots) Especially adaptable for school, com moaity or home singing. Send for i Western Songster 70 pages now ia ita third edition Published byj j- OREGON TEACHERS MOX THLY ' 215 8. Commercial St. -Salem. Or. UNDKR WOOD TVPEWRITER CO. . : Have your machine repaired by the people who make it. . Special rental rate to students. 300 -Masonie Bid. Phone 262. -: n2tf FOR SALE Livestock 0 SEVERAL REGISTERED AND GRADE Jersey cows for Bale. Priced right. W. C Sod em an, Jefferson, Rt. 1. 9-a9 FRED W. LANGE, VETERINARIAN Office 430 S. Commercial. Pbone 1198. Res. Phone 15 lO. -m23ti WOOD FOR SALE 11 SPECIAL PRICES ON IS" OLD FIR . Phone 1361M. 11-ai FOR SALE DRY SECOND-GROWTH fir wood, 4 ft. For immediate delivery. Phone 106. 4-fl3tf I NEW CORPORATIONS I t : ft Articles: of incorporation were filed Thursday by the i Portland Popular Place, of Portland, which has as Its purpose "the advance ment of the social and well-being of all deaf people and to promote enterprises .having to do with broadening their lives. The In corporators are Orln M. Elliott, Thomas A. Cavenaugh and Will A. iKiper. . Other articles filed were: Stipe Drug company, Portland; $10,000; Edwar Stipe, Ida Kay Stipe and A. E. Wheelock. Newbury & Cantrell, Inc., Med- ford, 950,000; Gus i Newbury. Miles Cantrell and Don R. New bury. " I ' Astoria Cafn Fiddle, Astoria; 1 1 5,0 0 0 ; W. T. Brennan, Ira S. Miller and Clyde Patty; Notice of increase ot capitaliza tion from $1,000 to $230,000 was filed by the Northwestern Equip ment company, Portland; II. B. Beckett, secretary. Notice ot decrease of capitaliza tion from $30,000 to $20,000 was filed by the Apex Rotarex Corpor ation of Oregon, Portland; Fran ces E. Lance secretary Articles of dissolution were filed by the Pacific Dye Stuff & Chem ical company and the Namedlce Chemical company, both of Port land. The articles were signed by F. D. Whitney, Minerva Whitney and Anna Chrlstensen. Dr. Weir of Pacific U. Is Florida College Head ORLANDO, Fla., Aug 1. Wil Iam C. WierLL.D until rprpntlr head -of the Pacific University in OreRon, has been elected president of Rollins college at Winter Park, Fla., the. board of trustees an nounced today. It is understood that he will assume his new du ties at once. Rollins college is the oldest college In the state and opens for the year September, 22,