The Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1916-1980, June 14, 1924, Page 4, Image 4

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CURSING "or BLESSING T Cursed- be the ' men that trusteth In
. man;- and raaketh nesh hU arm,-and whose heart departeth. from .the
, Lord.Jty , r: ,-;,- . " i-; r J 1 1 ' -. "f
- ' Blessed is the inan that trusteth In the Lord and whose hope the
,Lord is. JeremUh 17:5.7. ' : ' - Jj k I : '
1 - PRAYER: O Lord, -Thou art our trentth and. our everlasting
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1 We promise every assistance in-the reorganization of the
market T system on sounder and more economical lines, AND,
Government efforts of : this administration toward broadening
our exports market will be continued. :The -Republican party
pledge itself , to the "development; and enactment "of ' measures
. " which- will place the agricultural interests of America on a basis
, . of economic equality with other industries to assure its pros
perity and suceess.- - We-favor adequate tariff, protection to -such
of our 'agricultural products as are threatened by competition.
TTe favor, without putting the government into; business, the
establishment of a federal system of organization for.cooperative
: foreijtnarketing of ouroducts
V . The above is a paragraph of the Republican platf ofm adopt
' ed by the national convention at Cleveland, under the heading
. . of ('Agriculture." - C:'S; .' , ' - j ' ; -I - z "
- ; it is. a gesture, towards, getting down to brass tacks '
' ! And- every farmerand business man in the United States
will hare aight to demand that it be followed .up arid brought
into -complete fulfillment, in case of victory at the-polls in
Noveiaber of the? Republican party; and thisTseems now all but
. 'vcertaiaV'-:'" '' v- x. '-S; ' -,y- - -VUT---,
t-iYhattrill itimean !,:..: r7C.r?r H '-
v .- It will mean, in case it is. followed up, that -the flax and
hemp industries will be fully developed, to the extent of supply-
" : in the more thari $100,000,000 annually .of .products in this
field, that we now import. ? ' i'..-'v v.f -
i It will mean th' building'of many beet sugar factories in
this country; enough of them, with tane sugar manufacturing
4in Louisiana and our insular - possessions, to supply "the whole
demand of-the United States, v"-V s jf - ';- ' . : v
. It will mean potato flour'and starch and dexfrinevfactories
"in thisr countryto save all the many millions of dollars annually
. : now going to European countries for. our own people; besides
putting our country in position to go after foreign markets. , V
. ; .1 tt wiJI mean a higher duty on our cherries coming into eom-
- petition- with the maraschino cherries being sent" to the United'
Bfatc3 in barrels from Italy, Spain and France. ' - "
1 Aid itwilt mean; a general surrey looking to" the. making
I . of a self contained nation ; to. the production arid manufaeturirig
i hereof all the things we can raise -on our land and make in our
factories in fair competition with supplies thaj, are coming to us
r,; now from. abroad. , v1; r: , '
Is this too much to expect?; ; . " ' ; , '
- ' It4 is notlloo much ferus td'have.a right Ao expect, in casp
ot Republican-victory ;-in-case-of-the riding into powers of. the
psrtyipledged.'to the platform principles announced. . . ' -;
. Nearly every other-country gives "government assistance
during the period of transition ;where diversification is needed.''
Ceuada does. -Great Britain does, at home and inlalLher colonial
.'" possessions. '':''i:t'.--vA ''. vr i ' J
: -Biif' government assistances in the way- of money, sub
sidies would not be needed in many cases, perhaps not inany,
if there could be brought about a complete -reorganization of all
tLi governmentf orces--" vv ) , :- . v!:i.'''::'':--'-''.
; - By "getting the propagandists writing dry anOfrtinread :re
pcrt.i down to practical work.; down to brass tacks tnc
ta' lc of showing what may' be done in many . directions in actual
development of new agricultural Unes and manufacturing. This
can. be. done. ; But it would require a great shaking lip. - -'J;
This shaking up, however, wpuld be. good for the army of
mcp and women nov doing nore or less useless worlt that leads
i nowhere' in particular-' r,-!-r.:-r'.-.'.'.t I !
.' f And it would b""?? results that would be epochal.
' . v :1 They would be. much better satisfied with themselves, -be-;
cause. they, would know, they
giving a, great deal more than
, '; There is a good deal of loose talk in this 'country, over
political revolutions. There would be Tnore to thH,jf , we had
a nation composed of people who Jwould-Tslher'iba.led .by. a
'I.Ia55solini than to take; the trouble to govern themselves l we
had a nation of classes; of the few highly 'edueated-and the
" many illitera'te. But the United States in theory, and" largely in
practice has no classes. All our people are able to read and
write, or they are on the. way to 100 per cent in this respect.
We are not going to have; any political revolution. . We are not
going to have a dictator. There will not be a Mussolini in the
United States, because "we are not a Mussolini country. ' j,
Senator La Follette sent a tele
gram of coogratulaflon to the Wis
consin delegation to ths republi
can national conTentlon. : 'It was
yesterday's thunder. It had no
effect "whatever. Nothing .could
more -forcibly hare illustrated the
passing of this once great leader.
Nobody pays any attention Co him.
Yet, ha has been al man with a mes
eagc, and a wonderful s nissgage.
Jle has fallen forjwo reasons. ,The
first is that .be has 4een arrogant
And selfishl He refused to. let his for Judge" kenyon
althouiliUhe . latter -had -always
been ji'ne.of hlsclQscst .frlehdsand.
warmest supporters. j
: '.Tbe-Tone thing he did 1 not want
sva 3 'rfr the 'republicans to -make
a . rtcasive platformv! -They
ria la the ' platform alrlghti; and
I-a Follette will not be able to' pick
!t ta r!ccc3. . :
Tt3 ?cond reason why La Fol-
"- '"5 t--- 1 u l-cause Ameri
i t ICaaat
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Wt 86th 8L CklMf CrtU BolM-
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0rg6B. m Mea4-elM Mftttar.
were earning their', salaries, and
value received. " 1 .
ca has passed. tTe stage 'vwhere his
propaganda is acceptable and
desirable. His platform is pdre
ly socialistic. Now that - word
does not 'frighten any .more .bet
cause social ism ..can mean . any
thing. iThe- only reason' his plat
form Js i so designated is ..because
It is not republican, -r
. Hs platform .'provldes Jtor the
public ownership of railroads.' Teh
years ago that was a' live issue)
but certainly it' Is anything but
alive now. ; The. platform. further
declares ror public ownership of
water powers and the development
of all these. . It shows plainly ths
influence of soviet. Huss!a oa this
man's mind. , ,;V V
." The La .Follette platform de
clares its purpose to gire 'congress
authority "by re-enacting a statute
to make it effective over a Judic
ial . Veto.'t . In other words. La
Follette and his followers declare
a purpose to destroy the constitu
tion, since that , would be constl
t ational -If correra f 'li-tt-w.s
Constitutional. The constitution
would be taken from the custody
of the people, where It now- re
poses, and be delivered to congress
to be amended or destroyed at the
uncontrolled, will of congress.
La f Follette knew when te
drafted this socialistic platform
and sent it to the Wisconsin-delegation,'
that U would not be, adopt
ed by the resolutions committee or
approved by the republican Nation
al convention, lie takes that ac
tion, more : emphatically j to draw
the Issue.' between himself and
president Coolidge and the repub
lican party. . j
As the campaign 5 progresses it
will daily .become more apparent
that the issue will be essentially
between La Foll&tte and socialism
on one hand and .Coolidge and
sound, safe Americanism on the
other hand. " r "
The' impending menace in this
campaign Is aperpetuatlon and a
strengthening of, the' alliance be
tween the' La Foliette group and
the democratic party the alliance
that was so conspicuous. In the re
cent session of congress with La
Follette dictating to the demo
cratic organization and Impressing
upon It his socialistic program..
There are th6se who have been
saying that', the republican's could
not win the election. The Ore
gon Statesman at the beginning
of the campaign wants to declare
its. conviction that the republicans
can win, and further that they will
win. ; a -
That they can win is apparent
from' the platform' and the candi
dates, f That they will wift is based
on -the prediction ' that the' cam
paign will be educational and con
structive. The platform Is essen
tially constructive and the candi
dates embody, the spirit . of the
platform. . ; i l -
America is constructive. It
does not like to have things torn
down. It is not curiohs in ; the
matter of seeing whether people
ire vulnerable or not. Americans
do not like detectives because they
betray the trust hey hate secured.
The same, is true in these investi
gations. . Americans are not for
the Investigations because clearly
there- has been a conspiracy to
comb the under-world and Had tb9
witnesses that would testify to de
structions "l - '' . V.' 'n ' bir''- i
The? repabllcans n their plat
form demand "the punishment of
wrongdoers f rem every party. The
democratic 'platform . will come
along, and attempt to destroy the
confidence in public men, but that
will, not appeal to the people. -
The republican , platform f and
candidates are. such that they will
all appeal to the forward looking
and constructive American voters.
The republicans can and, will -win.
Our' good friend; Mrs. Llla Day
Monroe of Topeka, Kansas, pub
lishes an .' unusual paper' 'called
The y Womans Journal. M. One
reason why' it is unusual Is be-
canse Mrs; Monroe's brilliant mind
. ' - - . ... , . - . .
Is always conceiving things thai
make people sit up and take no
tice, v. -t - : i :r;r,:-
; Someone has described news as
the. reading matter that on be
ing perused causes a man to say,
What do you think of 'this?' " By
this tandard'news i is not merely
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batlon. and to, Ws particular case
It is 4: conlrfbfation. t y.
Mrs.'Monroe has a contest every
month. ; In the month 'of May It
was-for women to write their own
epitaphs. . Among . the many stib-:
mitted the .following was selected
which, will appear to the public as
being entirely human, yet poetic:
Her e lies the body of a .woman
Who was ugly. tal and thin, ,. . -
She was-also -eix1SuiHan, - -So
not always free .from sin; -L-r;
But. we hoped, the portals opened
As her spirit took its flight.
And the Judge of all said: 'Wel
v' come! ; - . '
Come and sit thou on my right.'
William M. Butler of Massa
chusetts Is a new man in politics,
and we'r mast not make his, mis
takes too. glaring. . He will learn.
He . made . a great mistake . in the
nomination of a candidate for the
vice presidency but It was a mis
take of a novice, . The seasoned
politician would not have done
that. However. Butler will learn,
and it is the business of all re
publicans to help him rather than
hinder him. The chairman of the
national committee Is entitled to
the support of the party organisa
tions all over the country, as well
as the voters.
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; The turbulence and unstability
of the French republic Is evidence"
that America Is still the hope of
democracy, i France does not hav
a republic that can be relied np'onl
It 13 not solving a single problem
ct ;!f-sovernne-U.: ItJt a
make-shift that - some day', .must
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America is firm and sjbsta,ntial
and the government of the people,
for the. people andi by the .people
will 'he perpetuated . on earth
through our institntlon.; WT.-fv-y
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The Salem high school has just
finished a very remarkable year.
It has done good work. It has
maintained discipline and it has
gone as far as it could - be : ex
pected to keep the minds of the
pupils clean. Everything taught
has 'been. Inspirational and' the
young minds have been "directed
in a clear, channel. . The jaiem
high school ought to appeal to
every citizen of the city. It is a
great institution U Is ours.-",-,
h'-'rv-.'. . ' ;
ry The terrlbre inurder in Chicago
has stirred the country and is go
ing tar of fcr another exhibition of
the frailty of humanity. '."Alienists
will be hired on both .sides, and
each one will testify, according to
the ways he Is hired. : Alienists'
testimony - Is absolutely worthless.
It represents employment as 'clear
ly at does
the appearance" of a
, The Oregon Statesman is glad
to congratulate the publishers of
the Clarion Annual on winning for
the second time the prize for . the
best. 'looking book in the. state.
All , interested in producing,, the
Annual worked hard to make it
first class. The Statesman' which
published it did its best, and every
one. of the staff individually was
interested in making the best An
nual possible. yf-- "
Lost and Found Department -.
Henry Ingraham: "Win you
oblige. a constant, reader by look
ing up the poem; beginning: ' 1 i .
The; pen- is mightier .than the
sword? i. . ... . . '.::; i ;
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" Dear Hank: We'd do practically
anything: .for a. constant readerv.
For instance: . :': ' 4 .z.' i '
The'pen is flightier than thqword
This fact Is proved beyond, dispute
By . listening to the , letters . read '
In any, breach of promise suUu ; .-.
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Mildred. Lynrt: ' Did y6u ever
hear of a poem something abouf
Faint heart ne'er won fair lady?
If so. let's' have it. ' ' "
"J'm"'' '!TmmT
Dear Midi" We'(ve heard of an
epic that can be applied to any
case of faint heart trouble' with
amazing results. - -Here";.it Isi '
Faint heart ne'er won fair, lady (
'; . sir; ; . - . v
Perhaps you ought, to be more
-rough i, ; . t t , .
For now. the experts all concur
LWnat women want la, cave-man
I I" st 11 f t
'. . The Family Tree ,t - .' '
, At, the' recent me'tlng of rthe
Classical Association at Lexington;
Ky.. a group of teachers during
the lunch hour were discussing; the
"I never wanted tq trace mine
f e!
r i m afraid I might find someone
hanrIng on my famll tree.; , .
i ..o- fh nt&: or tha'tallf'askerf
-Mrs. H- C. Thpry. ' J'
As you sew 'so shall you , rip."
An apple tree or a bathing beach
There's always a pippin "you can't
: huite reach. M-' ,
; J' ; --,:.:'... S. E. H. ;
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I drank some, but he drank more'
And now" .there's" crepe upon, his
, door. -. '',''. -' ,": ;
; --.Mrs. !i.'R; Stone.
y V: .Those Sensations v -'.
' ft met with a teuible experience
while In. California.? . i
:' ! That-so?':-;w:; 'Si'-rJ,? ' ' '
I L sure did. ."It was ne; even
ing. Just at sunset. ; t was jrtand-f
ing -out. In the yard Whea ! the
buildings -. began - .to away.. . he
mountains . rocked' .'andj; trembled,
ahd the trees executed spirals. - -
'."The entire landscapQ' .eeemed
to be In motion, the" ground ap
peared lo rise and falll, , I reached
out wildly, thinking, to grasp the
gate-post and support myself from
falling, but it, too, seemed to vt
brate in such manner as to elude
my grasp. v y- s ' -
"There was a peculiar feeling In
the pit of my stomach, and. well,
my' sensations were beyond? de
scription." ;
"Earthquake, eh?' r r ?
lNo; home brew.'' tj. ,v .
'r'i , ' Harnr J. Williams. '
: The common fauU is 'trf mlRtalpi
' Marjory's mlddle-aged nhcleTiad
had lust bfHin' hiaftivrf JriftinTtM-
May E. WlshartiadafloryVaa
describing the ceremony in detail
to a little neighbor. v :'
And then,", she narrated very
proudly. -."Uncle Steve stepped out,
all dressed, up In a cocktail suit."
' A Flirtation
"You may kiss me and caress me,"
' Said the maiden 'neath the trees
But no swain was she addressing;
T She was talking to the breeze,
j i Nathan M. Levy.
What Every Woman Knows
Every man may have, his price
:t But It isn't hard to .pay ;
Just make ; the -fellow feel real
f .:. . r cheap .. ;
, And he'll give himself away.
., j Si Agnes M. Hughes.
How- can a man expect to get
credit at the store when even his
own wife won't trust him?
Mr. - . - - .-
Webster n his ,
'Famous Book
Says that a Dumb
Waiter '
. Is an elevator for
Carrying dishes.
He is quite
wrong. ' ;
A Dumb Waiter
Is a - '
Guy that
Asks a girl
For' . ' . i ' v
A kiss, and then
Waits for it. '
L. A. Barrett.
'"i i Pat's Problem"
Pat: 1 "What be yer charge for
a funeral notice in yer paper?"
Newspaper Man; ."Fifty cents
an Inch."
; Pat: - "Good Heavens! , An, me
poor brother was six feet high!"
i . - Irene Andries.
.,..( WANT ; . .. .
-. .,'.,. -V Anecdoten . ' : x
An anecdote is nothing more
than a joke or incident told in
conversational, story manner.
: It has the advantage over a
loke In that, through , descrip
:ive action, you accumulate in
terest in what you are saying so
that the final point or remark
Tomes. like a grand climax and
pauses keen appreciation. .
The best anecdotes are writ
ten 'in simple, effective English,
rhey do require, however, a
vivid imagination. ,
H.fla order words, you must
be a good story-teller not ne
sessarily -a professional one.
For practice, take a FUN SHOP
kike ; and expand it Into anec
dote 'or humorous story ' form..
Then send in new ones to us.
(Tomorrow: "Bright Sayings
; i of Children.) "
Beadtrt nqnt4 ta eontrfbata.
All Jkmmar, tpigrmmt far humorom not
toe), jokes, anecdatps, poetry, bar
lesqaat satire and brijht aaringa
chlldraa,. aanat orUiaal and anpnb
liahed. Accepted material will.b paid'
for at regular rates. AH naanicripts
mnst-b written n eae side f. the
paper only; ahoald bear aim of this
aawapaper and (honld b addrea4 ta
the Fan 8 aap Editor, Tae Oregoa
EtAtettaan. .
1 . ; Why I Wro'e ,
j L' " MIND" j
' A Certain gooct lady ot, my ac
quaintance had invited me tp din
ner, ..During the course of an ex
cellent meal my hostess remarked
that she had been "thinking pros
perity" today, and on my inquiry
what" that meant, replied that I
ought to know. -for. was I not a
psychologist ? Still " : more puz
zled, I asked further what it had
to do with psychology. ' -
"Why," was the answer, "we
have been taking a course in prac
tical psychology. At a certain
time In the day, about noon, a
great deal of money is changing
hands. If one thinks prosperity
at that time, ones thought-waves
divert some of that money in ones
direction. . Some of us have al
ready had considerable success!"
After this revelation I felt as
though I had definitely lost caste
by my Ignorance. But on the way
home it occurred to ane that It
was time someone put before the
general public the real science of
psychology, as an antidote to this
kindot thing. The result was the
Story of Man's Mind," which is
intended to give the point of view
of the professional, -scientific psy
chologist as opposed to the doughy
uplift" charlatanry that fills so
many lecture -halls in our larger
cities. Certainly, judging by the
success or the book, I must have
been thinking "prosperity" when
I , wrote It. v
- The Sunday school and Chris
tian Endeavor convention at t he
Mennonite church last Sunday had
a record attendance. Mr. Miller,
boys' secretary of.; Fresno county.
Cat., was the main speaker of the
day. VA vv
' The paving; of Garden Road Is
getting along quite rapidly. The
road vf rem Pratum to Salem is
Open now day and night by way of
Frjjltlnd. and the Garden Road
after 8 p. m.
John Hosteller surnrlsed his
friends . by bringing home a wire.
Two charivari parties .have so far
called on them." one . Wednesday
night and the other-; Thursday
nightly t?:ni.Ki,K :
? Tht Slet&ddistJEjIsCopal Sunday
P1 : The Boys id Girls Stete
Ta -0 t : The Clsseat Little Paper ItaT7orU
- 1 mmmmmmm7mrmmmmmmmmm Edited fcy cLa IL
Copyright, tcaa. Associated Editors. ;
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- ; ; Amos Quito ' ..'-'-
This is a New Jersey buzard boring a well in the middle
of the Tight and farmer Jones nose. Amos is always ready
to do his brace and bit, but "the sight of him," as Barrie
Payne says, "augurs ill for tender noses." (You guessed it
one of Amos' friends once presented his Bill to Barrie, giving
him a good dose of his last name.) ' "
"Bzz-zz," sings kittle Quito, in his own quaint way.
"Bzz-zz," snores Farmer Jones. . Suddenly- something hap
pened Amos struck oil, and Jones struck Amos. The result
was quite an alteration fn the shape of today's Snoppyquop.
"What did you have against me, you brute!" cried the poor
little buzzard as he picked himself up and stood pn the bridge
of Farmer Jones' nose (yes; at midnight.) ,
"Only my hand," laughed the farmer, "you nearly bored
me to death." - . "
Don't try to be a pitcher unless
you have some reason to suspect
that you can. pitch. There are
more boys, who would make good
ball-players in other positions try
ing to pitch than there are folks
trying to get into the movies.
If you have a .pretty good arm,
fair control, good speed, 'and . a
real desire to pitch, you may
make a good one maybe. : 'But
the-pitching game Is a hard one.
Most boys who have- the "mak
ings"; of good Pitchers ruin their
arms while they are young and
school will hold its annual child
ren's day -program at the picnic
grounds next Sunday' afternoon,
beginning with a basket dinner.
W O: Nisley was in this neigh
borhood the past two days tuning
pianos. ' -
The picnic ' committee is busy
planing the - arrangement oE a
float for next Saturday, June 2U
. "Seven bids were received by the
state highway commission for con
struction' of the", Albany bridge
across the. Willamette river at that
city. No award will be made un
til, all the jarrte3 .to the contract
sign an agreement.-., The parties
include the state, Linn county and
the city of Albany.
Fbllowlng the opening of the
bids the Linn -county court and a
delegation Tram Albany' objected
to the proposed location of the
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. Jintt 1, Hrdy Fl.c d.y.
u" JJ,.",V w""dy Wayne Bwhan
benefit ball ram.-
Job: 13, Friday High icfaoot rradu
tiou day. . i .
Jtins 19 and IT, Monday and
Ktate rDTentioB o( Order of DeMvlay.
la Salrm. - ' -.
Jun 83. Snaday Idaha Coaaty Bleak
at fair irranBota.
4, Tneaday DmorrntTa aatlaa
al noBvaattoB wtta in Tirw Tnrk.
June '29 Sunday Salem Elka picaio
at Silrertoa park.- - .
Jnly 18 to 33 ChaaUoqaa aeaaoa fa
Salnm. . , . v . j . ;
- June; Si; Saturday Xfaxloa eoanly
Sunday achool . pirnia, . . - .
Jvam 7-"2 Eilueallnnaf eonfereliet
Vtuintity of Oreso EutBs, . A
i . ' ' ' i e j,
Where Nothing
Seems Queer
A Lesson in Baseball
get worse as , they grow, older in
stead of better. Take'care of youi
arms, boys, if you want to sling a
baseball zipping over the plate.
After you have finished pitching a
game have" some one nib it 'with
oilplain olive oil will do. Don't
try to pitch seven days a week -lots
of fellows do and In the do-'
ing ruin their .arms. ' -.V.---
If you do get tQ. pitching, study
the batter, you are facing. If you
know that he hates to hit at low,:
close balls, pitch (hat sort to him.
Use your head. The . catcher vand
the pitcher must use their heads
more than any, of the other play
ers, and that's saying a tot. "
- Control Ball
Get control of. the ball. The
thing which loses more ball games
than any other one factor is that
the pitchercan't put the' ball Just
exactly' where he wishes fb. Prac
tice for control with u catcher and
with a batter standing in the box,
but do not have the batter . hit at
the ball he is there merely as a
sort of target, v
Be. very stingy about the way
you purposely give bases1 on balls.
George Stalings, a great-ball' play
er who was" playing' great ball be
fore most of. you were born,, used
to say,' "The base on balls Is what
makes baseball managers go
crazy it loses so many games' for
them." . -
Don't try to throw too many
curves; nothing pulls the arm out
of shape like continually trying' to
hurl. curves. Changing' pace is
just as baffling a trick to the bat
ter as throwing curves; . that is,
give the batter a ball With plenty
of speed, on it at one time and
then Just sort of sneak it across
the plate on the next delivery. .
bridge approach on " Ellsworth
street. The spokesman declared
that only recently the business
men awakened to the fact that the
approach was to be on Ellsworth
street; they thought it would be
elsewhere,, and they protested. A
blue print of the bridge, which.
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' Weather man (about to depa;
for his office): "Dear. I wonder !
I'd' better, take my umbrella."
, His Musical Career
Judjge: "What is your occupa
tion?" "
Hobo: "I used to be an organ
ist." ' ' v
Judge: "A man of your talent j
come to this! Why did you sh
it up?"
Hobo: "The monkey died."
Not That Ktn! '
. "Savl what do you know. Jack
found a hundred dollar bill."
"Cwan, did he?"
"Yes, and now he's trying ta
borrow enough to pay it."
Peter Puzzle Says
Solve this, four-letter word puz
zle: 1. Vehicle. 2. An undivided
whole. 3. Part of an automoL!'.;
wheel. 4. A mystic sign.
Kind of Him
He: "1 passed your house last
night." '
She: "Thanks!"
Answer to today's word puzzle:
1; Auto. 2. Unit. 3. Tire, 4.
His Joh
Sam: "What am you
now?". ;. '
Bo: "Ie an exporter,"
Sam: "An exporter?"
Bo: "Yep, de. 'Pullman com
pany fired me.""
A Hard Time
"That fellow gets "the coM
shoulder every time he comes la
"Who's that?"
"The ice man."
All you have to do to make
some extra -fine perfume some
o "making
DAMP,' .
which will smell just as sweet as
perfume you buy is this:
Get a pint or a quart fruit jar,
a clean sponge, some olive oil, and
a jar which will go over the
mouth of the fruit Jar, so that the
smell will not get out. The outfit
is rigged up as shown in the rie
ture. A little olive oil is placed
In, the sponge and flowers' arex"1
in the fruit Jar. These shouU
be changed daily if the best kin!
of perfume is to be made. If you
wish a straight perfume, put cn'y
one kind of flbwers In day afifr
day. It you wish some mixed t. i:
of perfume mix 'them up.
At the end ot'thrce weeks '"'-
the" sponge ahd squeeze the o'"
from it. Mix four drops of 11.
oil to half an ounce of alcohol tr I
you will "have an excellent i
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was filed with the officials of Al
bany, showed that the site was
clearly Indicated as on Ellswor a
street- It was also stated t' -when
a mass meeting was hell li
Albany to get behind the be :
the meeting voted In favor of t'-3
Ellsworth, street location.
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