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I -y v- : .-".I- :- SATURDAY MfrKNING, JUNE 14, 1924 3 ' r: , v latuad Dslly Except Monday by . Tm STATSS211H rCBXJSKZXa COMUjUTTi . 815 Boat Comraarci St, fialaia, Orafoa . - L, Brt4y nk Jakol - i ' oaor or ran associated rsxss m - - 'T AieUtM-PriM xelaaivaly antiUad to th m for paMSeatloa el all lT? fiJ t,eTlltf11 ! not Uirwia crdiU4 U tttia ppr aaa Im Oi Tkmw T.CUrk c, Htw Yrk, 141-145 f Portland Qttf. WeMtM.BIdr. PIiob - r , SS-109 ' Dpartat ' EaU4 mt tW FMtofXie la EiUm, . i ; ! : r - biblb thoitgbt and ntAnni ' : , ' : - .Fit-Bi4M Con ' ' , Trrwi Yt XIBZ.B BEBTXCB BM. Clnctaaatl. OW4. . I U kv tklr ckfldrc MUM tka datlj B1U Uctto M. It wffl f CURSING "or BLESSING T Cursed- be the ' men that trusteth In . man;- and raaketh nesh hU arm,-and whose heart departeth. from .the , Lord.Jty , r: ,-;,- . " i-; r J 1 1 ' -. "f - ' Blessed is the inan that trusteth In the Lord and whose hope the ,Lord is. JeremUh 17:5.7. ' : ' - Jj k I : ' 1 - PRAYER: O Lord, -Thou art our trentth and. our everlasting .-.reyfard.r:,;,' v ; .. - .....A-:r. j : ::. a. .. , ,, ,,1,, , I , I I 1,1 1' . .1 I ' GETTING DOWN a 1 We promise every assistance in-the reorganization of the market T system on sounder and more economical lines, AND, - VHIERE DIVERSIFICATION IS, NEEDED, GOVERNMENT v ASSISTANCE DURING :TIIE .PERIOD ;W. TiiSNStTlON. Government efforts of : this administration toward broadening our exports market will be continued. :The -Republican party pledge itself , to the "development; and enactment "of ' measures . " which- will place the agricultural interests of America on a basis , . of economic equality with other industries to assure its pros perity and suceess.- - We-favor adequate tariff, protection to -such of our 'agricultural products as are threatened by competition. TTe favor, without putting the government into; business, the establishment of a federal system of organization for.cooperative : foreijtnarketing of ouroducts V . The above is a paragraph of the Republican platf ofm adopt ' ed by the national convention at Cleveland, under the heading . . of ('Agriculture." - C:'S; .' , ' - j ' ; -I - z " - ; it is. a gesture, towards, getting down to brass tacks ' ' ! And- every farmerand business man in the United States will hare aight to demand that it be followed .up arid brought into -complete fulfillment, in case of victory at the-polls in Noveiaber of the? Republican party; and thisTseems now all but . 'vcertaiaV'-:'" '' v- x. '-S; ' -,y- - -VUT---, t-iYhattrill itimean !,:..: r7C.r?r H '- v .- It will mean, in case it is. followed up, that -the flax and hemp industries will be fully developed, to the extent of supply- " : in the more thari $100,000,000 annually .of .products in this field, that we now import. ? ' i'..-'v v.f - i It will mean th' building'of many beet sugar factories in this country; enough of them, with tane sugar manufacturing 4in Louisiana and our insular - possessions, to supply "the whole demand of-the United States, v"-V s jf - ';- ' . : v . It will mean potato flour'and starch and dexfrinevfactories "in thisr countryto save all the many millions of dollars annually . : now going to European countries for. our own people; besides putting our country in position to go after foreign markets. , V . ; .1 tt wiJI mean a higher duty on our cherries coming into eom- - petition- with the maraschino cherries being sent" to the United' Bfatc3 in barrels from Italy, Spain and France. ' - " 1 Aid itwilt mean; a general surrey looking to" the. making I . of a self contained nation ; to. the production arid manufaeturirig i hereof all the things we can raise -on our land and make in our factories in fair competition with supplies thaj, are coming to us r,; now from. abroad. , v1; r: , ' Is this too much to expect?; ; . " ' ; , ' - ' It4 is notlloo much ferus td'have.a right Ao expect, in casp ot Republican-victory ;-in-case-of-the riding into powers of. the psrtyipledged.'to the platform principles announced. . . ' -; . Nearly every other-country gives "government assistance during the period of transition ;where diversification is needed.'' Ceuada does. -Great Britain does, at home and inlalLher colonial .'" possessions. '':''i:t'.--vA ''. vr i ' J : -Biif' government assistances in the way- of money, sub sidies would not be needed in many cases, perhaps not inany, if there could be brought about a complete -reorganization of all tLi governmentf orces--" vv ) , :- . v!:i.'''::'':--'-''. ; - By "getting the propagandists writing dry anOfrtinread :re pcrt.i down to practical work.; down to brass tacks 4own.to tnc ta' lc of showing what may' be done in many . directions in actual development of new agricultural Unes and manufacturing. This can. be. done. ; But it would require a great shaking lip. - -'J; This shaking up, however, wpuld be. good for the army of mcp and women nov doing nore or less useless worlt that leads i nowhere' in particular-' r,-!-r.:-r'.-.'.'.t I ! .' f And it would b""?? results that would be epochal. ' . v :1 They would be. much better satisfied with themselves, -be-; cause. they, would know, they giving a, great deal more than , '; There is a good deal of loose talk in this 'country, over political revolutions. There would be Tnore to thH,jf , we had a nation composed of people who Jwould-Tslher'iba.led .by. a 'I.Ia55solini than to take; the trouble to govern themselves l we had a nation of classes; of the few highly 'edueated-and the " many illitera'te. But the United States in theory, and" largely in practice has no classes. All our people are able to read and write, or they are on the. way to 100 per cent in this respect. We are not going to have; any political revolution. . We are not going to have a dictator. There will not be a Mussolini in the United States, because "we are not a Mussolini country. ' j, . YESTERbAVS TIIUXDER Senator La Follette sent a tele gram of coogratulaflon to the Wis consin delegation to ths republi can national conTentlon. : 'It was yesterday's thunder. It had no effect "whatever. Nothing .could more -forcibly hare illustrated the passing of this once great leader. Nobody pays any attention Co him. Yet, ha has been al man with a mes eagc, and a wonderful s nissgage. Jle has fallen forjwo reasons. ,The first is that .be has 4een arrogant And selfishl He refused to. let his delegatloa.vote for Judge" kenyon althouiliUhe . latter -had -always been ji'ne.of hlsclQscst .frlehdsand. warmest supporters. j : '.Tbe-Tone thing he did 1 not want sva 3 'rfr the 'republicans to -make a . rtcasive platformv! -They ria la the ' platform alrlghti; and I-a Follette will not be able to' pick !t ta r!ccc3. . : Tt3 ?cond reason why La Fol- "- '"5 t--- 1 u l-cause Ameri r on i t ICaaat '.. Xditor VUUfM J Dpt Wt 86th 8L CklMf CrtU BolM- &H b&odwuj. O. ICfr.l 8oitT Editor - ' . 10 1 ; - 8" 0rg6B. m Mea4-elM Mftttar. TO BRASS TACKS were earning their', salaries, and value received. " 1 . ... ca has passed. tTe stage 'vwhere his propaganda is acceptable and desirable. His platform is pdre ly socialistic. Now that - word does not 'frighten any .more .bet cause social ism ..can mean . any thing. iThe- only reason' his plat form Js i so designated is ..because It is not republican, -r . Hs platform .'provldes Jtor the public ownership of railroads.' Teh years ago that was a' live issue) but certainly it' Is anything but alive now. ; The. platform. further declares ror public ownership of water powers and the development of all these. . It shows plainly ths influence of soviet. Huss!a oa this man's mind. , ,;V V ." The La .Follette platform de clares its purpose to gire 'congress authority "by re-enacting a statute to make it effective over a Judic ial . Veto.'t . In other words. La Follette and his followers declare a purpose to destroy the constitu tion, since that , would be constl t ational -If correra f 'li-tt-w.s Constitutional. The constitution would be taken from the custody of the people, where It now- re poses, and be delivered to congress to be amended or destroyed at the uncontrolled, will of congress. La f Follette knew when te drafted this socialistic platform and sent it to the Wisconsin-delegation,' that U would not be, adopt ed by the resolutions committee or approved by the republican Nation al convention, lie takes that ac tion, more : emphatically j to draw the Issue.' between himself and president Coolidge and the repub lican party. . j As the campaign 5 progresses it will daily .become more apparent that the issue will be essentially between La Foll&tte and socialism on one hand and .Coolidge and sound, safe Americanism on the other hand. " r " The' impending menace in this campaign Is aperpetuatlon and a strengthening of, the' alliance be tween the' La Foliette group and the democratic party the alliance that was so conspicuous. In the re cent session of congress with La Follette dictating to the demo cratic organization and Impressing upon It his socialistic program.. CAN WIN There are th6se who have been saying that', the republican's could not win the election. The Ore gon Statesman at the beginning of the campaign wants to declare its. conviction that the republicans can win, and further that they will win. ; a - That they can win is apparent from' the platform' and the candi dates, f That they will wift is based on -the prediction ' that the' cam paign will be educational and con structive. The platform Is essen tially constructive and the candi dates embody, the spirit . of the platform. . ; i l - America is constructive. It does not like to have things torn down. It is not curiohs in ; the matter of seeing whether people ire vulnerable or not. Americans do not like detectives because they betray the trust hey hate secured. The same, is true in these investi gations. . Americans are not for the Investigations because clearly there- has been a conspiracy to comb the under-world and Had tb9 witnesses that would testify to de structions "l - '' . V.' 'n ' bir''- i The? repabllcans n their plat form demand "the punishment of wrongdoers f rem every party. The democratic 'platform . will come along, and attempt to destroy the confidence in public men, but that will, not appeal to the people. - The republican , platform f and candidates are. such that they will all appeal to the forward looking and constructive American voters. The republicans can and, will -win. AN EPITAPH Our' good friend; Mrs. Llla Day Monroe of Topeka, Kansas, pub lishes an .' unusual paper' 'called The y Womans Journal. M. One reason why' it is unusual Is be- canse Mrs; Monroe's brilliant mind . ' - - . ... , . - . . Is always conceiving things thai make people sit up and take no tice, v. -t - : i :r;r,:- ; Someone has described news as the. reading matter that on be ing perused causes a man to say, What do you think of 'this?' " By this tandard'news i is not merely aibaVpenlB ' .- . -T "J J, .. ' , batlon. and to, Ws particular case It is 4: conlrfbfation. t y. Mrs.'Monroe has a contest every month. ; In the month 'of May It was-for women to write their own epitaphs. . Among . the many stib-: mitted the .following was selected which, will appear to the public as being entirely human, yet poetic: Her e lies the body of a .woman Who was ugly. tal and thin, ,. . - She was-also -eix1SuiHan, - -So not always free .from sin; -L-r; But. we hoped, the portals opened As her spirit took its flight. And the Judge of all said: 'Wel v' come! ; - . ' Come and sit thou on my right.' BUTLER'S , MISTAKE William M. Butler of Massa chusetts Is a new man in politics, and we'r mast not make his, mis takes too. glaring. . He will learn. He . made . a great mistake . in the nomination of a candidate for the vice presidency but It was a mis take of a novice, . The seasoned politician would not have done that. However. Butler will learn, and it is the business of all re publicans to help him rather than hinder him. The chairman of the national committee Is entitled to the support of the party organisa tions all over the country, as well as the voters. V1' - ' ' ' 7 J STILL THE HOPE ; The turbulence and unstability of the French republic Is evidence" that America Is still the hope of democracy, i France does not hav a republic that can be relied np'onl It 13 not solving a single problem ct ;!f-sovernne-U.: ItJt a make-shift that - some day', .must S '' ' " . ': America is firm and sjbsta,ntial and the government of the people, for the. people andi by the .people will 'he perpetuated . on earth through our institntlon.; WT.-fv-y ... . iO' ggs--yi'- j ; THE SALEJt niGII SCHOOL ,:. CM. .N ; . . t.-.V-r ... t . ,. - . ' . . " 1 r The Salem high school has just finished a very remarkable year. It has done good work. It has maintained discipline and it has gone as far as it could - be : ex pected to keep the minds of the pupils clean. Everything taught has 'been. Inspirational and' the young minds have been "directed in a clear, channel. . The jaiem high school ought to appeal to every citizen of the city. It is a great institution U Is ours.-",-, , ALIENISTS AGAIN . 1 h'-'rv-.'. . ' ; ry The terrlbre inurder in Chicago has stirred the country and is go ing tar of fcr another exhibition of the frailty of humanity. '."Alienists will be hired on both .sides, and each one will testify, according to the ways he Is hired. : Alienists' testimony - Is absolutely worthless. It represents employment as 'clear ly at does lawyiK; the appearance" of a , The Oregon Statesman is glad to congratulate the publishers of the Clarion Annual on winning for the second time the prize for . the best. 'looking book in the. state. All , interested in producing,, the Annual worked hard to make it first class. The Statesman' which published it did its best, and every one. of the staff individually was interested in making the best An nual possible. yf-- " Lost and Found Department -. Henry Ingraham: "Win you oblige. a constant, reader by look ing up the poem; beginning: ' 1 i . The; pen- is mightier .than the sword? i. . ... . . '.::; i ; .' ..." . , ' " Dear Hank: We'd do practically anything: .for a. constant readerv. For instance: . :': ' 4 .z.' i ' The'pen is flightier than thqword This fact Is proved beyond, dispute By . listening to the , letters . read ' In any, breach of promise suUu ; .-. '. '- r "! '. -' -. ' i . .. Mildred. Lynrt: ' Did y6u ever hear of a poem something abouf Faint heart ne'er won fair lady? If so. let's' have it. ' ' " "J'm"'' '!TmmT Dear Midi" We'(ve heard of an epic that can be applied to any case of faint heart trouble' with amazing results. - -Here";.it Isi ' Faint heart ne'er won fair, lady ( '; . sir; ; . - . v Perhaps you ought, to be more -rough i, ; . t t , . For now. the experts all concur LWnat women want la, cave-man I I" st 11 f t '. . The Family Tree ,t - .' ' , At, the' recent me'tlng of rthe Classical Association at Lexington; Ky.. a group of teachers during the lunch hour were discussing; the "I never wanted tq trace mine f e! r i m afraid I might find someone hanrIng on my famll tree.; , . i ..o- fh nt&: or tha'tallf'askerf another. -Mrs. H- C. Thpry. ' J' As you sew 'so shall you , rip." jinolJitiirl4Xi f An apple tree or a bathing beach There's always a pippin "you can't : huite reach. M-' , ; J' ; --,:.:'... S. E. H. ; ' ; , .v' ' - :; .-. ,-1 : - I drank some, but he drank more' And now" .there's" crepe upon, his , door. -. '',''. -' ,": ; ; --.Mrs. !i.'R; Stone. y V: .Those Sensations v -'. ' ft met with a teuible experience while In. California.? . i :' ! That-so?':-;w:; 'Si'-rJ,? ' ' ' I L sure did. ."It was ne; even ing. Just at sunset. ; t was jrtand-f ing -out. In the yard Whea ! the buildings -. began - .to away.. . he mountains . rocked' .'andj; trembled, ahd the trees executed spirals. - - '."The entire landscapQ' .eeemed to be In motion, the" ground ap peared lo rise and falll, , I reached out wildly, thinking, to grasp the gate-post and support myself from falling, but it, too, seemed to vt brate in such manner as to elude my grasp. v y- s ' - "There was a peculiar feeling In the pit of my stomach, and. well, my' sensations were beyond? de scription." ; "Earthquake, eh?' r r ? lNo; home brew.'' tj. ,v . 'r'i , ' Harnr J. Williams. ' : The common fauU is 'trf mlRtalpi i ' Marjory's mlddle-aged nhcleTiad had lust bfHin' hiaftivrf JriftinTtM- May E. WlshartiadafloryVaa describing the ceremony in detail to a little neighbor. v :' And then,", she narrated very proudly. -."Uncle Steve stepped out, all dressed, up In a cocktail suit." ' A Flirtation "You may kiss me and caress me," ' Said the maiden 'neath the trees But no swain was she addressing; T She was talking to the breeze, j i Nathan M. Levy. What Every Woman Knows Every man may have, his price :t But It isn't hard to .pay ; Just make ; the -fellow feel real f .:. . r cheap .. ; , And he'll give himself away. ., j Si Agnes M. Hughes. How- can a man expect to get credit at the store when even his own wife won't trust him? Right! Mr. - . - - .- Webster n his , 'Famous Book Says that a Dumb Waiter ' . Is an elevator for Carrying dishes. He is quite wrong. ' ; A Dumb Waiter Is a - ' Guy that Asks a girl For' . ' . i ' v A kiss, and then Waits for it. ' L. A. Barrett. '"i i Pat's Problem" Pat: 1 "What be yer charge for a funeral notice in yer paper?" Newspaper Man; ."Fifty cents an Inch." ; Pat: - "Good Heavens! , An, me poor brother was six feet high!" i . - Irene Andries. HOW TO WRITE" WHAT WE .,..( WANT ; . .. . -. .,'.,. -V Anecdoten . ' : x An anecdote is nothing more than a joke or incident told in conversational, story manner. : It has the advantage over a loke In that, through , descrip :ive action, you accumulate in terest in what you are saying so that the final point or remark Tomes. like a grand climax and pauses keen appreciation. . The best anecdotes are writ ten 'in simple, effective English, rhey do require, however, a vivid imagination. , H.fla order words, you must be a good story-teller not ne sessarily -a professional one. For practice, take a FUN SHOP kike ; and expand it Into anec dote 'or humorous story ' form.. Then send in new ones to us. (Tomorrow: "Bright Sayings ; i of Children.) " Beadtrt nqnt4 ta eontrfbata. All Jkmmar, tpigrmmt far humorom not toe), jokes, anecdatps, poetry, bar lesqaat satire and brijht aaringa chlldraa,. aanat orUiaal and anpnb liahed. Accepted material will.b paid' for at regular rates. AH naanicripts mnst-b written n eae side f. the paper only; ahoald bear aim of this aawapaper and (honld b addrea4 ta the Fan 8 aap Editor, Tae Oregoa EtAtettaan. . 1 . ; Why I Wro'e , I tTHE STORY OF; MAN'S j j L' " MIND" j j . !By GEORGE HUMPHREY j ' A Certain gooct lady ot, my ac quaintance had invited me tp din ner, ..During the course of an ex cellent meal my hostess remarked that she had been "thinking pros perity" today, and on my inquiry what" that meant, replied that I ought to know. -for. was I not a psychologist ? Still " : more puz zled, I asked further what it had to do with psychology. ' - "Why," was the answer, "we have been taking a course in prac tical psychology. At a certain time In the day, about noon, a great deal of money is changing hands. If one thinks prosperity at that time, ones thought-waves divert some of that money in ones direction. . Some of us have al ready had considerable success!" After this revelation I felt as though I had definitely lost caste by my Ignorance. But on the way home it occurred to ane that It was time someone put before the general public the real science of psychology, as an antidote to this kindot thing. The result was the Story of Man's Mind," which is intended to give the point of view of the professional, -scientific psy chologist as opposed to the doughy uplift" charlatanry that fills so many lecture -halls in our larger cities. Certainly, judging by the success or the book, I must have been thinking "prosperity" when I , wrote It. v PRATUM I . -Ar-. -K - The Sunday school and Chris tian Endeavor convention at t he Mennonite church last Sunday had a record attendance. Mr. Miller, boys' secretary of.; Fresno county. Cat., was the main speaker of the day. VA vv ' The paving; of Garden Road Is getting along quite rapidly. The road vf rem Pratum to Salem is Open now day and night by way of Frjjltlnd. and the Garden Road after 8 p. m. John Hosteller surnrlsed his friends . by bringing home a wire. Two charivari parties .have so far called on them." one . Wednesday night and the other-; Thursday nightly t?:ni.Ki,K : ? Tht Slet&ddistJEjIsCopal Sunday P1 : The Boys id Girls Stete Ta -0 t : The Clsseat Little Paper ItaT7orU - 1 mmmmmmm7mrmmmmmmmmm Edited fcy cLa IL Copyright, tcaa. Associated Editors. ; - . . . Snoppyquop - ; ; Amos Quito ' ..'-'- This is a New Jersey buzard boring a well in the middle of the Tight and farmer Jones nose. Amos is always ready to do his brace and bit, but "the sight of him," as Barrie Payne says, "augurs ill for tender noses." (You guessed it one of Amos' friends once presented his Bill to Barrie, giving him a good dose of his last name.) ' " "Bzz-zz," sings kittle Quito, in his own quaint way. "Bzz-zz," snores Farmer Jones. . Suddenly- something hap pened Amos struck oil, and Jones struck Amos. The result was quite an alteration fn the shape of today's Snoppyquop. "What did you have against me, you brute!" cried the poor little buzzard as he picked himself up and stood pn the bridge of Farmer Jones' nose (yes; at midnight.) , "Only my hand," laughed the farmer, "you nearly bored me to death." - . " HOW TO PITCH Don't try to be a pitcher unless you have some reason to suspect that you can. pitch. There are more boys, who would make good ball-players in other positions try ing to pitch than there are folks trying to get into the movies. pitching: X A BOX-JUSTSi A; A If you have a .pretty good arm, fair control, good speed, 'and . a real desire to pitch, you may make a good one maybe. : 'But the-pitching game Is a hard one. Most boys who have- the "mak ings"; of good Pitchers ruin their arms while they are young and school will hold its annual child ren's day -program at the picnic grounds next Sunday' afternoon, beginning with a basket dinner. W O: Nisley was in this neigh borhood the past two days tuning pianos. ' - The picnic ' committee is busy planing the - arrangement oE a float for next Saturday, June 2U SEVEX BIDS RECEIVED FOR ALBANY BRIDGE . "Seven bids were received by the state highway commission for con struction' of the", Albany bridge across the. Willamette river at that city. No award will be made un til, all the jarrte3 .to the contract sign an agreement.-., The parties include the state, Linn county and the city of Albany. Fbllowlng the opening of the bids the Linn -county court and a delegation Tram Albany' objected to the proposed location of the ! FUTURE DATES ; : ; ; 7- - . Jintt 1, Hrdy Fl.c d.y. u" JJ,.",V w""dy Wayne Bwhan benefit ball ram.- Job: 13, Friday High icfaoot rradu tiou day. . i . Jtins 19 and IT, Monday and To.day Ktate rDTentioB o( Order of DeMvlay. la Salrm. - ' -. Jun 83. Snaday Idaha Coaaty Bleak at fair irranBota. 4, Tneaday DmorrntTa aatlaa al noBvaattoB wtta in Tirw Tnrk. June '29 Sunday Salem Elka picaio at Silrertoa park.- - . Jnly 18 to 33 ChaaUoqaa aeaaoa fa Salnm. . , . v . j . ; - June; Si; Saturday Xfaxloa eoanly Sunday achool . pirnia, . . - . Jvam 7-"2 Eilueallnnaf eonfereliet Vtuintity of Oreso EutBs, . A i . ' ' ' i e j, Land Where Nothing Seems Queer A Lesson in Baseball I get worse as , they grow, older in stead of better. Take'care of youi arms, boys, if you want to sling a baseball zipping over the plate. After you have finished pitching a game have" some one nib it 'with oilplain olive oil will do. Don't try to pitch seven days a week -lots of fellows do and In the do-' ing ruin their .arms. ' -.V.--- If you do get tQ. pitching, study the batter, you are facing. If you know that he hates to hit at low,: close balls, pitch (hat sort to him. Use your head. The . catcher vand the pitcher must use their heads more than any, of the other play ers, and that's saying a tot. " - Control Ball Get control of. the ball. The thing which loses more ball games than any other one factor is that the pitchercan't put the' ball Just exactly' where he wishes fb. Prac tice for control with u catcher and with a batter standing in the box, but do not have the batter . hit at the ball he is there merely as a sort of target, v Be. very stingy about the way you purposely give bases1 on balls. George Stalings, a great-ball' play er who was" playing' great ball be fore most of. you were born,, used to say,' "The base on balls Is what makes baseball managers go crazy it loses so many games' for them." . - Don't try to throw too many curves; nothing pulls the arm out of shape like continually trying' to hurl. curves. Changing' pace is just as baffling a trick to the bat ter as throwing curves; . that is, give the batter a ball With plenty of speed, on it at one time and then Just sort of sneak it across the plate on the next delivery. . bridge approach on " Ellsworth street. The spokesman declared that only recently the business men awakened to the fact that the approach was to be on Ellsworth street; they thought it would be elsewhere,, and they protested. A blue print of the bridge, which. - FORD Solve this Puzzle Win 1 - 2 3 1 .-4 5 6j 7 ( 8 9 J count 15 each, way and send us your answer togeth with your name and address, neatly written on a she of paper, and if your answer is correct wc will at on mail you a splendid illustrated prize list describing tl prizes and giving other necessary information. Send Your Answer - Act Quickly TO MEN, WOMEN, BOYS and GIRLE uA 1 w" shre in these Easy-to-Win Prizes. Wi. the solution on a sheet of paper, neatly and carefu .with your name and address. - - Pacific Salcrn, Lc cS I sinaii THE FUN IJOX : ' Weather man (about to depa; for his office): "Dear. I wonder ! I'd' better, take my umbrella." , His Musical Career Judjge: "What is your occupa tion?" " Hobo: "I used to be an organ ist." ' ' v Judge: "A man of your talent j come to this! Why did you sh it up?" Hobo: "The monkey died." Not That Ktn! ' . "Savl what do you know. Jack found a hundred dollar bill." "Cwan, did he?" "Yes, and now he's trying ta borrow enough to pay it." Peter Puzzle Says Solve this, four-letter word puz zle: 1. Vehicle. 2. An undivided whole. 3. Part of an automoL!'.; wheel. 4. A mystic sign. Kind of Him He: "1 passed your house last night." ' She: "Thanks!" Answer to today's word puzzle: 1; Auto. 2. Unit. 3. Tire, 4. Omen. His Joh Sam: "What am you do!:i' now?". ;. ' Bo: "Ie an exporter," Sam: "An exporter?" Bo: "Yep, de. 'Pullman com pany fired me."" A Hard Time "That fellow gets "the coM shoulder every time he comes la here." "Who's that?" "The ice man." MAKE" PERFOIE: EASY All you have to do to make some extra -fine perfume some perfume:. o "making 1 i SPONGE DAMP,' . WITH OUVE- . OIL. . rWiPN FLOWERS which will smell just as sweet as perfume you buy is this: Get a pint or a quart fruit jar, a clean sponge, some olive oil, and a jar which will go over the mouth of the fruit Jar, so that the smell will not get out. The outfit is rigged up as shown in the rie ture. A little olive oil is placed In, the sponge and flowers' arex"1 in the fruit Jar. These shouU be changed daily if the best kin! of perfume is to be made. If you wish a straight perfume, put cn'y one kind of flbwers In day afifr day. It you wish some mixed t. i: of perfume mix 'them up. At the end ot'thrce weeks '"'- the" sponge ahd squeeze the o'" from it. Mix four drops of 11. oil to half an ounce of alcohol tr I you will "have an excellent i fume. j U ,i CAP-X 7AT was filed with the officials of Al bany, showed that the site was clearly Indicated as on Ellswor a street- It was also stated t' -when a mass meeting was hell li Albany to get behind the be : the meeting voted In favor of t'-3 Ellsworth, street location. GIVEN Fine Prize ! First prize 1925 Ford Touring Car Besides this splendid first prize we cr jjoinsr to give away 39 other prizes. Rearrange the figures in the abov souare in Rueh u mannoi- tviof v.o,f - xn . l"lo 3zIq r Oregon , 1