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THE OREGON STATESMAN, SALEM, OREGON
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WEDNESDAY MORNIK
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wt dispatches credited' to it or not otherwise credited in th.ia paper aad also the
ocmi news pnonsaed herein,
a. J.I HENDRICKS
President
CABLE ABRAMS
Secretary .
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Tfcomaa F. Clark Co,
New York, 141-145
I lac. W. S. Grotawahl. Mrr. .
(Portland Office, 83ft Worcester Bide Phone 6637 BRoedway, 6. P. Williams, Mgr.)
TELEPHONES: ' -vt .
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Business Office
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. .. , BIBLE THOUGHT AND PRAYER J . j ' -
' : I Prese-Badlo Copy - " '- ' 1 '- r ;
I Preoared r Kadlo BIBLE 8EBVICE Bnreao. Cincinnati. Ohio.
If parents will bat their children memorize
priceless aeniajre to um ia arter aeaxs.
: May 21,
THE RESURRECTION: Jesus
recti on and the life: he that believeth in me. though he were dead.
yet I shall he llTe; and whosoever
never die. John 11: 25.
i I PRAYER: Lord, we thank
llvesC 1,
DO WE CARE FOR OUR MOTHERS?
4 rAonU aan itAn1 w 1 am 1 ATI t iflA TITAr1iii.tf in WW O w-u 1 al 1 TA
tioiis, we are twentieth down
nations for which we have statistics . with regard to our large
inaiernity death rate. This probably is due to two outstanding
needs on this country : nation wide provision for good maternity
care and, what is equally important, a nation-wide .recognition
of the urgency-jf this care." ' - ; '
I The aboVe is. a serious indictment -against the Unitfcd Stajtes.
Is it that we care less for the mothers of our race than' these
nineteen other peoples ? We may answer that! question with an
indignant. denial; but our vehemence will not abolish the fact
that we stand twentieth, in the list
X ' But who makes the indictment? - ' ;
j li is inaue Dy aroiyn van uiareuu, wuu ni m: uuc oi iur
American representatives to an international conference o
English .speaking peoples to disctiss maternaraiid 'infant wel
fare, to be held in London4u July ; The American Child Health
association, of which Herbert Hoover is the head, is taking a
leading part in preparing for that conference. j
s ' Since women have taken a more active part in the industrial
an d political life . of. peoples, governments have begun to turn
their attention 'to the most sicred heritage of every race aud
generation that of motherhood ! 2
? And humanitarian legislation has brought an ennobling in
fluence into modern legislative bodies. It is non partisan in its
nature; it serves to unite all classes; it takes much of the venom
of liate out' of politics - It kwakehsnhc best In human nature "
r ! And it is perhaps the greatest single influence working for
tGe ultimate federation of all peoples for a common purpose;
ri iking the whole of the earth more habitable for the "women and
' children of all lands, irrespective of race, creed or social dis-
ti iction '' ,: -' -.' .:? :-' .1.:,
"Working out ultimately permanent 'world peace. 1 '
f Says an English. woman statistician, 'More women have
died in childbirth than were ever lost in war. The number of
children who have never seen the light of day because of ignor
ance and lack of proper tcare is "greater than that of all the
soldiers injured on the' firing line;'; Ulj -
J And rich and proud and progressive America stands-twentieth
down the list iu the maternity death rate. .
, i We have made progress j are making progress. But we are
still twentieth down the list, whereas we should be at the head
of the list: ; ::r ; i'f
v Do we care for bur mothers! Do we care for the rights of
unborn generations! , -Yes we -do eare. But we d not eare
though. 'As long as we fail to head the list, we will be in this
respect a backward people. , And is there any other one thing
a important as this! ' '.'''..'
i t i r ir
THE GENERAL BUSINESS OUTLOOK
i The big and observing and shrewd men in the business
v orld believe times will be better from now on in the United
States as a whole, as witness the following brief excerpts from
t'ie current weekly ' financial x bulletin of Henry Clews & Co.,
tiie Wall street authorities of good and high' repute : .' ) '
i "Altogether, the situation is. one of reasonable promise in
tlio majority of business lines, notwithstanding a narrow mar
gla of profit. p ' "''7 -'. '-
J "Gold continues to flow into the United States, the amount
fur last mohth being $45,000,000. v! .
n "Growing favor for the plans of the American committee
o experts is to be noted both in France and Germany, while
it. is generally admitted that the definite acceptance of the
saheme and the making -of the necessary financial arrangements
consequent thereon will lead to"decided improvement of trade.
"With money abundant and cheap, and with the federal
reser'e system showing a ratio for the past, week of 83 per cent,
and decided decline in bills discounted, financial conditions con
tinue as unimpeachable as ever. ' ; J I t
"It has become more than ever manifest during the past
week that the market is working on a 'sold out basis; that weak
atcounts have been well liquidated, and that t lie great bulk
of stocks are now held by investors who arc looking confidently
to a better condition of things in the early future. I
- "Labor conditions throughout the country are apparently
in a reasonably satisfactory condition.' - V :
"Early returns from both the cotton and grain areas show
a yery satisfactory crop outlook and the president of the United
States Chamber of Commerce reports that 'conditions are im
proving.' He finds confidence and energy on the farm and a
disposition to shift intelligently to better paying crops.?' ! t
AX UXLSfAlj SPIRIT
We have heard a good
deal
about boosters 0one kind and an
other, bat here is a new kind. A
task tailed in Seattle a few years
go and the failure was due to
the town pride of the , president.
$Ie could not Btand to see other
ites booming more than his own.
lie had an attack of ''excessive
patriotism" and it Increased with
the years. ' - ' ';
iThe kind of patriotism referred
; t Js the civic kind.' it Is more
Virulent and more likely to become
rpldemic than the national variety
A. loyal citizen can retain his poise
."when some other nation seems to
be growing faster than his own.
Irt . when there is danger of his
I c ie town being beaten In popu
! a or bank clearings or mean
rainfall he becomes ex-
- , ' - Ifanager
- - Editor
Manager Jsb Dept.
.ASSOCIATES PEXSS ' j '
entitled to the use for Publication of all
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J. ti. BRADY
Tke-Preaideat
West th St; Chicago Marquette Build
583
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Oregon, as second -etaae, matter.
the dally Bible ealectioons, it wlU psora
192 , . ' ; .
said: unto her. I
am
the resur-
llveth and belleveth In me shall
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thee that we live, because thou
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the list of . twenty-two civilized
ti i : 1 i i t.
about it. The bitterest wars ia
history, no less bitter because
small In their scopejihave been the
county Beat feuds between Jonet
ville and Smithburg. Most men
can bear to hear their country be
ing roasted, but when their city is
attacked they want to fight. -
Bank presidents are, perhaps
lesg susceptible than men of less
shrewdness and sagacity, but even
they. It seems, are not Immune.
And if a banker can make a doubt
ful loan to help his city grow fast
er than the city next door, who of
us is safe? - . i ' !
XOTIIIXa XEVV
To hear some of these enemies
of the primary system talk you
would think there never had been
a slate pat up- in politics until the
primary came into vogue. The
rule of bosses. In the old days
caucuses were packed and rough
necks taken from place to place to
help pack them. Money was used
freely in politics. Men were hired
openly to help pack caucuses and
to continue the boss of the elec
torate. That is all gone now,
Men put out their slates, of course,
but there is not one dollar spent
in1 elections now where ten was
spent. ' Twenty years ago the ma
jority of the nominations were
bought, either directly or indirect
ly; now they are secured on an
Issue of organization. ' Today we
have purity In the primary. In
our last primary there was not a
hint of any candidate using undue
processes to secure his nomination
True, organizations put out
slates, but they were only recom
mendations and men are not read
out of the parties as they used to
be for disregarding them.
THE TROURIE WITH CON
GRESS Jay House, who is famous in
the mid-west as a writer, also oc
casionally makes a comprehensive
diagnosis. Here is his judgment
pronounced upon congress.
"One trouble with congress is
that ft has -been blackmailed - so
often in the 10 years last past that
it is scared stiff. The proceduro
of legislation has resolved itself,
not into a consideration of the
merits of a given case, but into a
matter of holding a gun on con
gress. ; Congress is In such a state
of funk that any belligerent min
ority can bulldoze It into enacting
any sort of measure into law. The
situation is complicated by the
fact that there is no longer party
organization or party discipline.
Conversely, there is no longer par
ty protection for the congressman
who does his duty ; as he sees it.
Every member of congress is on
his own and in direct competition
before the voters of his state or
district with the political snake
doctors who write their bwn diplo
mas. In the circumstances, a con
gressman Is much like a rabbit;
i is hi business to- be cautious.
Mr. House adds that while con
gress has come to be an unimpres
sive body It is fully as impressive
as ' its constituency. Therein is
some food- lor thought; .It..W not
necessary to go into neighboring
states to witness the spectacle of
aiminority trying to bulldoze a
congressman. What may reason
ably be expected as the result onj
the public welfare if that proced-3
are becomes the accepted thing Is
a fair qaestio'n. '
Secretary Wallace points out
that cooperative associations de
pend for; their success more upon
management thaa upon organiza
tion. Congress exempted the
farmers' organizations from the
operations of- the. anti-trust laws
and trade conspiracy statutes, but
in doing so assumed no responsi
bility for the organization or con
ventions. The secretary announc
es that there are' 10,000 coopera
tive organizations among'the farm
ers and 1150 disbanded last year.
They ; disbanded "because of bad
management. Management has
more to do with cooperatives than
anything: else. It Is th rook
which- successful'' 'coooerailwes
stand, and also the rock upon
which they fall.i ' i : 5 .
We are Inclined to agree with
the prune growers' association that
cooperative organization should
embrace just one commodity and
not try to take In the whole valley
production. In this way there can
be ennter ahots fired constantly.
The . organization must be big
enough to pay a fair management,
but not. undertake. fancy salaries.
GOOD ENOUGH
v" The . decision that , the fire ap
paratus had carried is mighty good
news for Salem. There Is a great
need for ; that apparatus and a
great risk " being run every day.
It was impossible to buy it out
of the revenues, and the bond Issue
was resorted to. not because it
was desirable, but because it 'was
necessary. The voters, by a large
majority, decided in favor of the
apparatus and it would have been
shame to have a technicality of
the law interfere with the protec
tion of . propetrty.
I1EAVV TRUCKS
.The. Oregon ; Journal protests
against the heavy trucks. The
Oregon 'Statesman joins most
heartily in the protest. in anoth
er column appears the article from
the Journal. Read it carefully and
begin thinking of some plan to stop
this crushing of the roads. The
truck drivers are violating the
laws and we are practically wink
ing at them. , :. ., .4.. ...
PATROXS ARK CRIMINALS
There, will never be proper en
forcement of the prohibition law
untlt the patron is held Just as
guilty as the bootlegrer. And why
not? Doth are concpiring to vlo-
1""f V t'' ti"-. f-n,f.,T..r.rnf!( n-4
the other for personal satisfaction.
There can be no difference in the
degree of their guilt. One of these
days we will get a conspiracy law,
Under that law the dragnet of the
law will operate equally' against
the seller and the purchaser." They
are both equal criminals' no w, but
the public has not : yet accepted
that fact. T ! ' . . , . ,
One of - the: fights that should
enlist not only the fruit growers
but all of the citizens today, is
against the earwig. There is no
telling how formidable It will be
come this year, but we know it
will be bad.' I
Oscar Underwood does not seem
to be making much progress as the
"favorite son'j of the south. He
nas only been able to carry his
own state, and did not get that by
a very encouraging majority.
A COMING SCANDAL
Within '20 minutes about mid
night,' four big trucks with trailers
passed a given point, on the Jef
ferson-Salem highway last week.
Another night a Portland bound
automobile passed 15 such trucks
and trailers between Portland 'and
Salem. . .:: ' :.; ;, .
There are attaches, of the.. Ore
gon state highway department.-who
say one of these huge- machines
with trailer does more damage to
the paved highway than a41 itae
automobiles that Pass over it,iThe
further statement Is that the
trucks are frequently overloaded
a truck and trailer sometimes car
rying 14 or 15 tons at a load. '
Did you ever notice how a sub
stantlal house shakes and Its. win
dows rattle and a distinct move
ment of the whole building., takes
place when a heavily-laden frock
passes on a nearby street?-Is there
any doubt In anybody's mind -who
hag noted these heavy vibrations
and concussions that the trucks are
smashing the paved highway to
pieces? f V: -...;.
Can' a heavy object -move swift
ly over a pavement, jarring - and
shaking and moving every atom in
that pavement. In the streets and
.1 J 1 - a.
BiuewaiRs, alongside ana even
shaking the foundations and super
airuuiure oi nearoy ouiidings. as
well as -the ground on which they
stand, without doing material
damage every time It passes?
If these huge trucks are allowed
to go on pounding the pavements
to pieces, what will come of it a
little later but scandal and wails
and howls? As the paving disinte
grates, as iti is swiftly doing In
many spots, who win put up ttfe
millions of dollars req uired -to -re
build the broken stretches? ;
In the matter of their hiehwav.
Oregon people are living In a tooT
paradise. They are lolling', alone
in complete unconcern while highw
ways that cost them $60,000,000
a ....
are Deinaa. meraily battered i to
pieces by arew. trucks.
wnat is going on is a crima
against the automobile ownm
wno nave mainly paid all that has
been paid for the highways and
who will have to pay for rebuild
ing many of them long before th
original construction is paid for.
Oregon Journal. - v
W MARRIAGE
MS
Adola Garrlaoa'ai Kew Pbaaa of
REVELATIONS OP A WIFE
Copyright ltJL. tar Newraaoer
: Taatnre Service, Xae.
; CHAPTER 171
WARNING MOTHER GRA
HAM GAVE MADGE
THE
I waved my hand gayly to Dickv
as I drove away from the station,
but there was no heart in the ges
ture or the smile that accompan
ied it. I drove home feelinsr that
all the little imps of gloom resi
dent In that end of Lnn
had come to make their .abode
with me as well as some of their
relatives from other points, of the
compass, i ; x , .
For 1 could not keep from my
eyes the vision of Edith Fairfax,
returned from a long-absence.
rested, restored to the exquisite
dainty prettiness which i 1st hersj
and which just escapes b in g ab
solute beauty. Beside the .old ap
peal of f friendly comradeship
which she always has for my husband,-she
would have the charm
of - comparative novelty to .him,
and I tortured myself, with, the
idea' of the joyous welcome, which
volatile, ' s beauty-loving Dicky,
slightly bored . with' ..domesticity.
would give her. ! .-
Lillian's Suggestion. . .- -
So abworbed was I that' I-did
not realize until a car had whirled
past me going in lh?e oppos! to 'di
rection, that the waving handker
chief in the bafid of 'a "woman
driver must have been a. good-bye
signal from Katherine, and that
under Df. Pettifs secort she was
already on her way to the hospital
to begin her delicate and import
ant espionage over the man who
had so persecuted and terrified
Katie. :t - f ;v
The little ' encounter, wasj silur,
tary for; me. It Jolted me out of
tbe absurd 'jealousy which wsa
PROBLE
possessing me, and turned my
thoughts to the terrific problem
which Lillian was facing, especial
ly to that particular fragment of
the tangled skein, the threads of
which lay in Katie's fingers. I
wondered if there were not some
way of getting around Katie's old-
I world fear of "the awful swear,"
which the man who had so strange
ly dominated her, had compelled
her to take.: I resolved to talk, to
my little maid concerning her
oath as soon as I found an oppor
tunity.' ; ";, - - - i
I made another resolution, also
as I found myself nearing the old
farmhouse we had bought. ! Thi
was to put all sentimental worry
concerning my husband out of my
mind. He was not - worrying
about me not perceptibly " any
way I said to myself with a little
feeling of pique which I tried con
scientiously to smother, but which
I think, persisted In my sub-con
sclousaess long after I had ban
ished it from my conscious
thoughts, and I meant to take
leaf from his book. j
Lillian met me at the door, her
eyes worried, but mirthful, nev
ertheless. I
"Better go to your mother-in
law in the dining room," she said
"She's on the rampage, and I don'
know, how long Katie is going to
stand the strain without snapping
in two." - . ..-) ' i:
I -hurried to the dining room to
find Mother Graham extending
piece of bacon upon the end of
fork, and glaring from it to Katie
condemningly.
"Katie's Out-of-Sorts."
,".Do;you call this bacon proper
ly cooked?" she was demanding.
'It's positively raw." t
"I can't tell vot you Tant,"4re
turned Katie sullenly. ".You Isay
yoM. no like it all , crispy, - like
pdera,.und now ven I feex eet dees
vay you.no like eet." v
"If you had any brains in that
head of yours, you'd know that
there's a medium. between burned
bacon and greasy , raw stuff like
this..-.Take it away, I don't want
any jot.it and see if you can make
me a piece of decent toast.''
My mother-in-law was seated so
that she could not see the door in
which I was standing. I looked
anxiously at Katie's sullen face
for. I knew upon .what a hair-trig
;er her temper always hung. But
my surprise she answered no
impertinent word but meekly
pciked up the offending plate of
bacon and vanished with it into the
kitchen. , I advanced i into the
i-oom to find my mother-in-law
looking wonderingly at . the kitchen
floor.
"Snmthln!', the matter with
ihai'girl,", she said. "Usually, she
has. a string of excuses as long as
the .moral law. I hope she isn't
sickening for, something.! You
don't suppose , she brought back
anything contagious from that hole
she was in. dp you?" ; She stared
at me in sudden fright, evidently
working her imagination up to all
sorts. of horrors. i t -
"What nonsense, Mother!"
answered lightjy, although at her
words my apprehensive thoughts
flew to Junior. "Katie's simply
out-of-sorts about Jim. ' But as
want to ask her about that man In
the hospital, I'd like : her to set
calmed down a bit, so you won't
mind it I make your i toast and
bring it in, will you?" . !
"I don't care if you do all her
work," Mother Graham answered
tartly, "but for your own sake I'd
advise you not to spoil her again
as you used to do." ,
(To be continued)
Onr Own
Liot and Found Department
James Low There is a poem
written by a sailor about
"Break, wild waves"
or something like that Do you
know what 'I mean?
Dear Jim: The only poem we
know was written not by a gob,
but by a guy who had just paid his
income tax. It breaks as follows
Break, oh, break, thou angry sea!
From Alaska's shore to Slam;
But however hard you break, ,
Ah me! . . , : ) .. ,
You won't be as broke as I am. '
T.' SImms Can you : give
me
that selection containing:
"When the aands of the desert
grow cold "
Dear. Brother v Simms": Some
Sheik has come across with this
told, comfort for you:
When the sands of : the desert
grow cold, and when
sailor's always sober,
shall then have hopes of getting
1 that ten
You borrowed last October.
Sayings of. Little. Socrates
Papa never lies to mamma; h'
thinks he does.
The Eleventh Coninuimlnitiit '
An aspiring young flapper wtoie
to a physician: "Doctor, will bob
bing, my hair make me stronget?"
'Yes. miss," replied the doctor,
'stronger with the boys it it'e
bobbed otherwise not."
j -
.Roy- A
Brenner
a i -ci T.i. Tit InglerJanKlew
-i Apjrf unnyy aonseaslcal j rhyme
The
Thins
To Do
Coprrlht, J02S. Associated Editors.
How To Make Some mexpensive Summer Hats
A GlMQHAM
L,'6"--'
TO OJX W BUCifiPMBRlrl
BACK TC) A POKE 'SiAPE"
BLANKET
KiHfDCCT THf CROWN
THE"
THE SIDECPOWH IS BIAS
A HAT AND SCARF SET IS THE NEW STYLE
There is nothing a girl can have
that Is more stylish than a hat to
match her dress -unless it is a
scarf that matches too. -- The pic
ture shows you how to construct
a simple hat with harmonizing
scarf. Every single thing about
a girl may make herself. Including-the
buckram shape. f
Here are the hat materials and
their cost:
1 yd. gingham or beach cloth $.50
1 yd lace or net. .......... . .20
1 yd. ribbon .... 1 ; . . .15
yd. buckram .15
$1.00
that will
make Pun Shop readers
laugh is
a Jingle-Jangle. It must
be in- two lines. For example:
After winter comes the spring;
Tonsils hurt like everything.
2
Cows - have, horns and sheep ha 'e
wool; ' -
Dentists -have a lot of pull.
You : will undoubtedly contrib
ute funifier Jingle-Jangles .han
these. Address them separately
to Jingle-Jangle Department.. The
Fun Shop, The Statesman, Salem,
Oregon.
The Value of S? College Education
, A Harvard chap was on his way
home to spend his vacation with
his folks in the middle wst.
The oncoming train was but a
hundred feet away!
What did the Harvard lad do?
THA h. nli.fK MM In . .
" .x "' V" r -1
t-rtui arms ana carry it to said;
No! He was from Harvard! He
tackled the train and threw It for
a loss!
Bernard Einstein
Make It SnJppy
Barber: "How do you want your
hair cut?"
Customer: "In silence."
' Natural Symptoms
"Mother." said little Elsie.
don't feei-very. well."
"That's too bad, dear," said mo
ther very svmnathetlrniiv
'Where do you, feel the worst?"
"In school, mother.'
. ' Marlon F. Judd
Far be it from us to encourage
elopements but is is much bst-er
to run away, with the "rieht one
man to waiK awar with tho
wrong one. .- - ; . - .
Readers ara requested to contribute.
AM bumor. epigrams (or humorous mot
toes), jokes, aaerdotes. poetry, bur
lesque, satires aad bright sayinCs of
ebiidren, most bo ortginal and unpub
lished. Accepted material -will ba paid
for at regular rates. AH manuscripts
must be written on one side of the
paper only, ahould bear name of this
newspaper and should be addreased to
the Fan Shop Editor, The Oregon
Statesman.
EST
T
OE RED PEPPEBS
Ease your tight. aching chest.
Stop the pain. .Break up the con
gestion.- Feel a bad cold loosen
up in just a short, time.
Red Pepper Rub" is the cold
remedy that brings quickest re
lief, . It cannot hurt you and it
certainly seems to end the tight
ness and drive the congestion and
soreness right out.
Nothing. has such; concentrated.
penetrating heat as red peppers,
and when heat penetrates right
down into colds, congestion, ach
ing muscles and sore, stiff joints
relief comes at once.
The moment you apply Red Pep
per Rub you feel the tingling heat.
n three minutes the congested
spot is warmed through and
through. . When you are suffer
ing from a cold, rheumatism,
backache, stiff neck 'or sore mus
cles. Just get a jar of Rowles Red
Pepper Rub, made from red pep
pers, at anydrug stereo "Tou will
haVe theT-qulckest .reHet known.
BREAK Jl CD
W WITH IB
A1vy say "RowlesV-r Adv. -, ,
Boys arid Xm
ls Statesman
The Blszeaft IittU Paper nl th Worl
SP0CT5 HAT
MUST HAVE
A SCARF
TO MATCH
YftfiHO SIDE OF
MATERIAL
Right siwr
OFCENTFC
BACK
APPUaUE
nowEB5 pjT
on with Black
STITCH SUPPLY
' TRIMMING' -
A STRAIGHT PIECE
OP NET OR. LACE
TURKS OWM.
The scarf is 18 inches wide and
1 Vt, yards long. If It is pieced at
the center back, only yard ad
ditional gingham need be bought
for it.
A fifteen inch sqnare of bulk
ram is marked off in. a circle for
the hat brim. Pie-shaped pieces
cut from the sides will make a
droop when they are sewed to-;
gether. Follow the diagram for
cutting the headsize. . It is 6H
inches in diameter with another
circle marked an inch inside of it
Cut out' the part inside the Inner
circle, then cut slashes back to
the- second line for the pieces to
WHY I.
"HIGH
WROTE ;
FIRES
By Marjorle Rarkley McCIure 1
There are five reasons why I
wrote "High Fires" but they could
all be boiled down Into a five-word
statement of the fact that it had
to be written.It was in me and
would out even though I didn't
suppose It would find a publisher.
But of the five reasons the desire
to put a group of conscientious
people, who were striving for
their Ideals without talking fatu
ously about them. Into a novel
was among the'mbsturgeht.' The
modern novel is scant on such
characters yet life brims with
them and they are the real intelli
gentsia of this country'. Tnev are
simnle and t1ni,n- it... M-.vi.:i
1 thinking with ri..Sr..Ili
" . " me
worus - ennsctpnr-o"
"dutv"
and 'moralfty", am. Htm n hi-
vocabularies. Because they are so
completely la harmony with their
environment they are inconspicu
ous; they seldom adventure into
divorce because they are too thor
ougniy sportsmanlike to admit
failure in the great came. mar.
riage. which they play to win. For
years they have read novp.hr that
deal with every sort or people but
their, own sort, and because vhey
re worm writing about I wanted
to put them into a book.
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WHY I WROTE
"TVSSCF KAHX,"
By Frank Helen
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Once upon a time a roans Swed
ish student turned his back on th
university that had made him an
. A., and left for Monte Carlo
where he Intended to break the
bank. He didn't. He lost every
cent he had, but Instead he learn
ed some usefur things. One was
mat you can live on next to noth
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us a uay. yvnotner that this is
ratner pleasant once you get used
to It (in a sunny climate:) Another
still, that you need not g-o east
or buez to find the best rather like
the worst. ; .
This young Swedish student saw
and by and by be understood It.
Having lest his money but not his
appeiue, no looked -around for
something to do. One day he got
a bright : idea. Tlnk wasn't ' dear,
nor was paper.. What if he should'
try to put the things ho saw down
on papei and make a book out of
it? ' ... -
He did, and while he was doing
it, hi3 collar-number went down by
several centimetres. T The result
was a series of . stories grouped
around , an imaginary character,
Mr. Philip Collin who is more
clever than scrupulous. ' Collin
appears, in otrveY ' stories undoc
many aliases, and-here as the in
ternational criminal'. Mini, who is
concerned with, a plot to seize the
crown jewels of an East-Indian
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FUTURE DATES
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Uav 24. Saturdar Teamen
to meet
Oregon realm of Rhadamanthii.
Jano to. Tuesday Kepnbliraa aatloai
al eoarention meets im Clevelaad.
- iJana 14. Saturday Aanual Mario(
Connty Bnaday Rebnol ir.nic
.Jane. IS and 17. Monday and Tuesday
State convention of Order of le Molar,
ia Halem. . '
June 22, Sunday Idaho County pieai
at fair ground. - .
Jaao 24, Tuesday Demorratle aatioa
al maventioa meota to New York,
i ty 16 to23 CBaraUaqa- aessoa b
Salem. . -i
j fane 21. Satardar llarioa county
Etinday srhool-.. picnljw-.;, . ,
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Edited by Jobs. IX.
turn up. Since the poke shape is
the popular one, trim off the' back
of your brim to a bare inch at the
center.; --. 5 .
You should cut your cloth cover
ing for the brim by laying the
buckram shape on the goods. Sew
the frame together and coyer It
as the diagrams show you. The
crown 'Is made from two pieces,
the circle cut 6 Vx inches across
and a bias strip 21 Inches long.
SeW them together and finish the
edge of the brim with lace or net..'
If your hat is made of a solid
color, you should use figured
scraps for the applique flowers. '
Here is a suggested color scheme:
Green gingham for hat and scarf;
pink and rose flowers put on with
black blanket stitch black net on
brim. ' ' ' "
A PICTURE PUZZLB
Try to solve the puzzle as ex
plained in the top figure of the,
picture, before you look at the an- .
swer, which is shown just below
it." : -- , T . : .
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prince. These adventures, how
ever, do not answer the why of
writing a book of this character.
It is simply to express a phase of
adventurous life. ' '
I BITS FOR BREAKFAST I
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-' Wanted, rain
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.But it is needed still more-in
eastern Oregon.
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It is a good time to talk about
irrigation, and tcj Slogan pages
will talk about it tomorrow ' If
you can do so, help the Slogan
editor. It is an important matter.' -
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The Salem Y. M. C. A. ls tt
have a full time boys secretary; !
beginning October 1st.' Also, it lr
hoped, a new building next year
The second annual tennis tourn-- .
anient for the championship, of
the city of Salem Is to be held -beginning
on Saturday next, an A
lasting several days; at the state '
hospital grounds. If you want t .
compete, sign up at either sportini
goods store. It Is going to be J
hotly .contested tournament. -. ' . '.
"Half the world doesn't know
how the other half lives', but it's
Investigating." remarks a Salem
barber, . . -
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,'The day of tho flapper -is '
over' says Lady Terrington. This -same
-tonsorial. artist . aaya . he
feaed" it; there's too 'much ma-':
ternal competition." v . " i
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He also tries to "be funny by
remarking that some women are
so modest that they will not wear
calico because they hate to. see "
themselves in print.' '' '
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. Democrats in Michigan virtual
ly read Henry Ford out of their
party, but it ls believed that
Henry will plug along at making
Lizzies and voting for Calvin
Coolidge. He seems to think that
Coolldge makes a fair party all
by himself.-
Mrs. Lemmon and Mrs.
Bentson are Delegates I
SILVERTO.V. Or.. May 20:
(Special to The Statesman,) At
a meeting" of the Silverton auxili
ary held Monday night Mrs. Leroy
Lemmon and Mrs. Harry Bentson
were chosen as delegates to repre
sent the Silverton Auxiliary 'at
Portland 'during the convention
there In June. Mrs. Charles John
son and Mrs. Wilfred Loomls wer
chosen as alternates. . . , ,
It was also decided that the :
next meeting would be held in the
form of a covered dish stfpper at
the city park" the evening of June
2. . s
WomaH Missionary Will
Address Dorcas Society
SJLVERTOX. Or.. May 20.
(Special to The Statesman) Trin
ity Dorcas -society has secured a
woman missionary to speak at
Trinity chureh Sunday evening.
She will speak on her experiences
in China. The Dorcas society will
be entertained at the home of Mr.'
and Mrs. ; Helge Rue on Nortli
Water street. Tuesdav ven in;.:
Assisting with the servine will t
Mrs. Clara 'naUfme'rtr Mrs. Jc
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