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r: leaned Daily Sxeept ilonday by . -THE TATEBMA3T PUBUIHTHQ COICPAKT SIS Soetk Commercial 8C, 8aJea. Oregon K. J. Hendricks vJe li. Brady ' freak Ja.ko.ki MZICBEB Or TBS ASSOCIATED PHBSS . Tbs Associated Proa la exclusively entitled to' tbo dm for publication of U Hwi eiapatcb.. credited to it or net otherwiae credited 1b UU papar and also tae leenl Dtwi published herein, - i r" '' I K. JT. HENDBICK8 President OABXE ABRAH8 Secretary BUSINESS OFFICES : Tbeoas T. Clark Co", 5w Tork. 141145 Vt'it 86th St.: Caleafs, Maroaetts Build Jar, W. S OretkwanI, Mgr. . (Portland Office, 83S Wore ee tec Bide Pkoae 6637 BKoadwey. 0. . Williams, Mt.) Baslaeee Office - ' ' Hews Departaaens ' - Job Department Xatered at tba Poatoffiee U Salem, Oraffaa, aa second -cess amattor. THE CITY GARBAGE DUMP , How about the city dump; the disposition of tlve large and increasing garbage of the city of Salem?, ' "Well, provision is being made for the disposition of this garbage so as to make it less of. a nuisance than it has been in the past few years; than it has been ever since Salem began to take on the semblance of a metropolitan life, and in a smaller degree even' back into large town ar$ village experience. ; .' The Salem city garbage is to bex treated; sprayed with a preparation that will deodorize it make it innocuous, and at the same time kill the flies and r,ats that would otherwise infest it. : :. ". : r-.'-v ;'.V V,.;;-. : . .:; The old dump, that was reported a few, years ago as smell ing, to heaven, and that has been smelling in much the same fashion up .-to recent days, is a things of the past. It has been covered over entirely with earth. , : :.; ; The new dump, by the side of the old one, has a man in the city's employ constantly in attendance, whose duty it is to separ ate the tin cans from the other garbage materials; to pile the cans where they will fill up a low place, and to spray the rest of the garbage with the material that wiUjlestroy the offensive smell and kill the flies and rats ' Five barrels of the spraying material having been ordered, and also the necessary mechanical outfit With which to do the spraying. . ;.' ' y': '-"-'r : ':' A': - t This matter of the disposition of the city 's garbage has been a vexing problem in most cities, no less than in Salem. Some ot the Salem city of ficials recently went to Portland to investigate the matter. They found that .the Portland city officials had been on -the; point of building a new incinerator of a more modern type, or an addition to the old incinerator ' But before taking final action Ihey went to Seattle to in vestigate the methods of that city in disposing of its garbage They found that Seattle used to have an incinerator, employing a large force of men in burning the garbage, as is done in Port land; but this new method of treating the garbage with the spraying material came to light, from a number of cities in the eastern part of the United States ' - ; - r And the Seattle ity officials tried: it out and adopted-it; and they went so far as to abandon the use of their incinerator. They are now disposing of all their city garbage by dumping it into gulches and fills, and treating it to render it innocuous And, they are thus making new land; now lots for business buildings and homes. , They showed the Poltlandcomniittee rows of business buildings standing on land built up from the city's garbage. . ;'v.- ; ; j' . So the Portland city officials have decided against buildirig a new incinerator or putting an addition on the old one. They are giving the Seattle method a thorough testjTwith a view to the probable saving of large sums now. spent in burning the garbage. They may abandon their incinerator. , , : -.,: - :r r 1- - - -;;r A.. r ' As to the location of the Salem city dump. It must be located some where. For many years, ; the scavengers and draymen used odd places around the outskirts, and along the creek and river banks, until property holders raised protests and threatened legal restraining -orders, to say nothing of physical violence in some cases. - . , ; ? ? No one wants a garbage dump near his home. It is like the housing of Africans and Orientals. ; This raises burning questions in nearly every city, of any size in the United States. "YVe have these questions in Salem. 'They are difficult of satis factory solution -in, fact, impossible." So : with" the city 's garbage-! . V V .: , , ..: ; i.. ;: u But perhaps the spraying" solution will bring; in new loca tions the owners of which will be glad to have them built up. It i works out well in Seattle, andwill work well in Portland ; but there are more hills and gulches in those two cities than in Salem, where the great proportion of our waste places are more or less level.' , -L- , - I - The Union-depot in Portland,! and all the great system of terminal trackage, are on the site of what used to be Guild's lake, thirty to fifty years ago. The lake was filled up with city garbage. In those days, no one seemed to object to the smell; Jniiinlv liennRi therp wpi-a few iwrnile llvincp ilnwn tlioro .Tnnrl - - the few Who did live there evidently crot used to it or learned fo tolerate it ; became hdrd-boiled A few years ago, Salem was about to vote on a proposed Iwnd issue to build an incinerator to burn the city garbage. As the matter stands' now, it is likely that this matter will be de ferred, or perhaps abandoned. 1 ; - . In the mean time, is there any one who wants to investigate the matter, with a view to providing. a new s,ite for the garbage dump in Salem, in order to make gdod city lots out .of low or swampy places! i , The. present garbage dump is just south of the state fair grounds; about on a line with North Seventeenth street. 'THE NEED OF LEADERSHIP The -congress of :. the : United ; States Is suffering severely frorn the lack of leadership. . In discus sing this the Albany Herald , in part, makes 'these sensible re-a marks; r ...: -: V" - , "Lack of leadership in congress .arises out of the want of 'cohesion between its members. Under the present system each member of congress Is a party unto himself. He is just as much of a republican cr a democrat as he thinks the home folks wish .him to be. He gauges hiaj opinions to . coincide with the beliefs of the men and .women who ''pot him in congress and not to serve the needs and interests of theVnaton as A whole. Aad so varied "ar,e the states and congressional districts in Jnter-' sts and so variedXare the ideas ef government that prevail there i tbat senators and congressmen : i represeatlns. thereftivthat sena t -a end congressmen, Mn repre- :-.t !;-,?- the views of their - con- i 3 not find common i . Jfeaeser - - , Editor Van afar Job lept. S. I. BRADY Vlee-Preeident TELEPHONES: SS Oircslatlea Office ll-lOS, Sooiaty Editor S8S 108 88 " f K about it. legislative action. It is not be cause present day members are mediocre , as compared with their predecessors that lack of leader ship and united action' exists. But It Is. because there is no central agency that is responsible for? leg islation. Etch member Is a law unto himself, so there are as many different views on public questions as4here are members. And each congressman- and senator wants his own way. "In government" there must be organization, else the government will perish. Administration of government Is a science. Politics is the greatest calling to which man can devote his powers,; be cause it is the science that 'de termines the degree of happiness and prosperity of the whole peo ple. c We Americans have thought it smart an4 popular to hawk at politics and to ridicule and chas tise the men Who have accepted It for their calling; We have thus degraded politics and brought; the legislative department of the rov- iVminent . to the point where Its IT - .""It Is essential that the people of this nation realize the Import ance of the science of government; that they come to know that or ganization and order are necessary tor Its operation; that they realize that efficient government is impos sible so long as our legislative bodies," in their hodge-podge way, view all national questions from the angle of what the folks back home think of them." KUKAh MUSIC " The Oregon Statesman has long been a staunch advocate of the phonograph. It takes the best music into the home. ?'. Further more we have lamented the,, de cadence of the old singing school. In those days there was real con gregational singing. That is not true, now. There are whole neigh horhoods that are practically tune less. There" Is a movement to change this. The movement Is called "Better Music" week, and is from May 4 to May 1 0. A na tional committee is in charge of this and is anxious to have as widely a distribution as possible The committee in charge is dis tributing a guide for the organi zation of local music week which contains special suggestions for the participation of rural schools and rural communities. It may be obtained without charge from' C. M, Tremaine, secretary, national music , week committee, 105 West Fortieth street. New York city. Community song books with music or word leaflets may, be had Also from the committee. . They are suggesting a music hour ,1a,, every home, community sings in schooibouse, church, or a farm home, which may be the cen- tPr of communal life' and in which a piano, organ, or other musical instrument is available, In some eases families that have a radio receiving set may invite their neighbors to join in listening' to the special music week programs which "will be provided over the radio. a . ";- r- ' - ' ' Since musicweek 'comes so near the end of the school term in many rural communities the preparation of special programs may proceed In connection with the preparation for the regular closing exercises and provide a natural climax for the year's musical work.1 ; WASHINGTON REPUBLICANS SENSIBLE ; : Every - county in Washington state has sent an instructed dele gation for the- "re-nomination of President Coolidge. This is mighty fine. The county primaries have done another good thing. They have eliminated a federal office holder who insisted on running as a' delegate. . His friends ' tried : to dissuade: him, but he swelled up high, higher, than the party, and insisted on running, : anyway. Washington took, his measure and said he' would have to stay in his berth at Washington, D." C. " No man who holds a federal office has any business trying to inter fere in these pure honorary po sitions.: It is hoggish and does not make for good feeling in the party. Oregon has two such can didates. ; Neither should be chos en. ' They . have been honored enough and are being paid for their honor. THEY ARE WRONG The Oregon! Statesman is in sympathy with . the efforts made to stamp fraternities and sorori ties out of the high schools of the state. We believe in them for , ix ... . i . "ieraiua, me nign scnoot pu pus are immature, ana .we naje never seen it to fail, they, develop cast and social snobbishness. Those Inclined to these organizations will have plenty of them when they get to the universities. They are proper there because the members are - full grown and have mature Judgments. " ABOUT EGGS Every once In a while someone bobs up and says thai the" north west Pacific coast Is going to over do the egg business. During the first ten months of last year we Imported 24,600,000 dozen , eggs, value $6,500,000. While we are bringing eggs in that way there need be very little danger glutting the market here In Oregon. i The fact is that the chicken bus iness is hard tooverdo It might be interesting to know where our eggs went.? Cuba took 10,000,000 dozen; Canada took 5,500.000 doz en; Mexico took 5,000,000; Great Britain 2,000,000 dozen, and the balance scattered In various other places. . .' MISJUDGING THE PRIMARIES Otr good friend Claude Ingalls, ItL his Corvallis Gazette-Times, akes another1 wallop at the. prim aries because the democrats In I pouth Dakota called for republican allots. We cannot see how this a an objection in Oregon. When re went to register the other day e had to declare our party fealty, id Were told that. we could only vote the republican ticket at the primaries. It looks as if this was the only real protection to main tain untarnished the integrity of the political parties so far devised. ON THK OTHKR LINE There are four candidates' for United States senator ostenslvely, really there are but two McNary and Baker. Kubli and Smith are on the side lines, but will never get on the main' track. They really will not change the situation much Hmith will take about as many votes from McNary as Kubli will take from Baker. .'r . Hence we conclude that the con test will continue, to , be between McNary and Baker. ; A PURE FAKE Parched southern California gave a man $8000 to bring rain. Rain to the d'epth of four inches came. ' While the man collected the money jhe did not bring, the rain. The theory of rain making has been exploded thdusands of times. The rain , would ' have come any way nd the people could have saved their S8000. PEACE PLAN POPULAR The Bok peace plan seems to have fared ver well on Jhe refer endum vote taken by states. There were a total of 610,558 votes cast. Of this number 534,177 favored the peace plan , and only ,76,381 opposed.' The 'American people want peace and every year there is going to be less of the militaristic spirit in this country. v Stone masons and brick layers are on a strike in Chicago demand ing $12 and $14 a day respective ly ; If the present price would continue there would be more peo ple running for brick layers than governors of states. It's all wrong. - ' A SUGGESTION The Preach say that if you want to find a criminal, find the woman A careful watch on the woman folks of the escaped convicts looks like good detective work.' SHOULD GAMBLING BE TOLERATED . i;onunuea irom page sj teeth from it would throw open the door for more serious gambl ing than we now have. .., : 'MVe urge the enforcement of this osdinance in regard to the games mentioned for the following reas ons: -, ' ' ' - . ' . ' : ; ' ' M First, the practice of using trade checks or '.'hickles" is in principle violation of the ordinance and is iff essence gambling. It is .true that the amount at stake is small. but the size of the stake does not alter the principle? v" Second, it should be enforced, because such a practice becomes a school for gambling. Scores and hundreds of young men. may be given opportunity to get the gam bling fever) and once it gets into their blood it would be a very easy step to engage in more serious gambling. , Third, such a practice affords a very convenient- blind behind which bigger; gambling may be carried on. It enables them tq hide behind this screen, and maker it difficult for the law to be en forced. ; . ' We contend, therefore, that en forcement is the -only course that should be followed, and wish to assure our officials of our hearty backing in their efforts to do so. ' I am aware of the fact that even the suggestion of enforcement has aroused a storm of protest and ob- ectioh. : The character of such Op position! . j only such as every movement for reform has had io encounter, and should not be tak en seriously. May I deal witli sume ot ine common oojeciions: , , . First, it is claimed that this is such a little matter, such a petty thing that it Is not worth bother ing about. Well, suppose some one should , wake you at 3 O'clock in the morniirg and tell you that there is a little fire in your attic. You go up to see it, and finding it to be but a tiny blaze in some rub bish in the corner, are you going to say, '"Oh. well, it is such a lit tle blaze, there is no use bothering about It. You shouldn't annoy me by waking me up until it gets to be a big enough blaze to. be1 worth. giving attention, to." Of course you wouudn't. If u fs a fire, then the time to handle it is before it gets a start. The gambling spirit Is- a fire that must be stamped out, that no 'respecting commun ity can afford to tolerate it, and the time to put it out is before it gets a good start. r " .Second, there . are some good people who ought to know better. who are trying to throw dust In- the people's eyes and confuse the issue by demanding, without. sen sible discrimination,, that every thing having the, element of chance should be lumped together In the same category.4- The attempt to put the drawing of; the Kiwanls attendance prlclon the same level with a gambling card game is so utterly ridiculous that no answer is needed to a fair minded public. Equally ridiculous would It be to class all life insurance in the same category; because the company" bets the man, will not die. and the in sured bets that he will. S tempt to class the social .games in the; homes that are played for prizes in the same category. Now, peronallyI would not need many buckets or barrels ; to catch my teal's if thesei games for prizes wete stopped, j If therejare any mefJibrs of my congragation that are guilty, I do not know It, so they cannot accuse me of being personal. But I would) like to majce this suggestion, that should thee be any such, and if they wish to relieve the. church of em bart-assment In Its fight for cleaner- city, and" If theyf wish to Trelibve the officials of embarrass ment In enforcing the law it would be a very gracious thing if they would simply and quietly '"quit it.' They don't have to play for prizes But! the attempt to class these games on the ; level of common gambling only i serves to confuse the J issue and turn attention away from the main object of t this re form.' From the. statements of the inewspa pers one would get the impression that , all these side issueis were dragged Into jthls dis cussiohi byf our resolutions. On he contrary, they were dragged in by others who should have known better, and we protest that they have no place in this discus sion. If we get anywhere we must stick to the main Issue. Third, it is claimed that If you attempt to shut: out this , gambling m a. 3 - -: irom ine pool rooms you win scatter it out all over the city, where it will be. beyond police control. That was the same old argument that, was used against the abolition of the segregated dis tricts of licensed vice. But we now know that it was a great; step in advance wben these districts were abolished. d Fourth, It Is protested that the pool hall operators need t the in come from these games ijto ,run their place of business; that they depend on the profit In trade from these trade checks to support their business. Well, why may they not charge; a sufficient rental for the use of the tables for the! games. and cease placing any. trade value on the checks? But if they still contend ' that they .could not run their business,, then ,I"say, (if they cannot conduct their business with out resorts to .methods and prac tices that are detrimental to char acter, and to the moral welfare of the community, then the. commun ity would be better off without fhem. j : ---'l - . -- . l. Let It be understood this Is by no means personal against the pool hall men of Salem, i do not know them personally, and haven't the slightest ill-feeling against one of them. I would gladly do them a good turn if I had opportunity. But I must confess -I am not in Social love with their business. welfare! workers over the country are practically, unanimous ; in the opinion! that the pool hall on the average! is a detriment rather than an asset to the community. It is the successor, to ;the saloon, and is too often an unwholesome in fluence, a breeding place of vice. Some communities have had to da away with them altogether. The ease of South Pasadena was called to my attention this week. Con ditions evidently (had become in tolerable,, and the city council of that city, under authority j of the lity charter,, abolished "Hhem. alto gether. The pool hall men pro tested that it took away rights guaranteed them under the consti tution of the United States.! They appealed to the ! state supreme ;our but were beaten. Then they ippealed to the United States su preme court.: That court sustain? d the state court, and the coun cil, and the judge, In handing down .he" decision, stated that, while the ;ame was riot necessarily wrong n; itself, yet it was a "notorious fact that the billiard. hall gathered together an idle, dissolute And worthless class." ; "t , ' f I repeat, we are not now con ducting a campaign against these halls in Salem, or their games. i s Pimples Are Impurities Seek ing an Outlet Through ! f Skin Pores j Pimples, sores and boils' usually esult from toxins, poisons and im purities which are generated" in the bowels and then absorbed into the blood through' the 'very; ducts which, should absorb only nourish ment 'to sustain the body, j , It is the function ot the kid neys to filter Impurities from the blood , and cast them : out in the prm of urine, but In many in stances' the bowels create, more toxins 'and impurities than : the kidneys can eliminate; then the blood, uses, the skin pores as the next best means' of getting! rid of these . impurities, ; which E often break out ail over the skiu in the orm - of pimples. ' ., " . The surest way to N clear ' the skin, of -these eruptions, says a noted authority, is to get from any pharmacy about four ounces ot Jad Salts - and . take ' a table spoonful in a glass" of water each morhing before breakfast for one week. This" will help prevent the "ormatlon of toxits in the bowels. It also stimulates the kidneys, thus coaxing them" to filter the "blood of impurities and clearing the skin of pimples. , ; - Jad Salt is inexpensive, and is made from the acid of cranes and lemon juice, combined with lithia. Here you have a pleasant, effer vescent' drink which usuallr: helD RECIPE TO CLEAR The Boys an Things To Do Copyright, 1923, Associated Editors. What Can You Draw! From fhsxline J. - The cartoonist who drew the three pidures above started with the same line every time. - You can lee' which line it is "because it is marked more heavily than tli rest. I In the cen- A. ' At- ' " 1 - : ... T . I !l t-il- ter oi ine page is tne samejine witn spacearouiiu it in wnicn you may draw a picture. You do not nfed to jdraw a ball player, as the cartoonist has thing-you like, v But if they cannot conduct their business without violation of the law, more, drastic action may be necessary. , , Fifth, it Is contended that it is small business for the churches to single out such a "petty evil" when there are worse things going on every day. - One Portland pa per. In., a prominent editorial In "box" on the front page, held the First Methodist church, Salem, up to ridicule as just "rattling around," using the; Methodist Big Bertha to shoot sparrows and pee- wees, ' while there is much bigger game that should be gone after. Such nonsense scarcely deserves an answer. .It is perfectly evident that that newspaper writer is not nearly so anxious that the Metho d.lst church get the bigger game as hie Is that our shots do not land too near home... . There are a great many people who would like to have the church use only Bis! Berthas and fire at some objects a long distance away, in most any direction, just so they do not hit in the particular spot where, they happen' to be located. Now, I resent the Implication that the church is engaged in small business. I am proud that the Methodist church has used its Big Bertha with great effect In the past. In helping "to smash slavery, and to smash the liquor traffic. and' that she expects to use it to help smash war, and industrial in- ustice and political corruption. and any other big evil that mena ces the moral welfare of the world. And our present world service pro gram is one of the biggest con structive enterprises now . beinjr arried ' forward on the planet. These are big issues and are re ceiving the major attention of the church every day. But I haven't noticed any boxed editorials in that paper on these subjects. Furthermore, if I am not mis taken there are other weapons used in warfare besides Big Ber thas. It is sometimes necessary to use small artillery, and machine gun. and rifle3, and even bayonets in "mopping up" a trench and driving out the foe. And I am proud of the fact that the. Metho dist church has not been content merely to .shoot at objectives afar off, but that she has had the cour age to "mop up" the local com munity, whenever wrongs need to be righted, or when entrenched evils work against the moral wel fare of the. people. . It is true that tU evil under dls-l cu3s1on.imay'none Tso bad as some I others, ? and ItTiapnens that this I is the first sermon I have preach- ea on mat sunset in my pastorate here of nearK four years. But in a sens theri is no such thing as little and bif evils.- It is all part of one big ffeht. to make a better country and a better world. The supreme concern Is the building of better cithenship. and providing opportunity jor every man to grow up as a son pf God to the full stat ure of mayiood. And whenever any condition interferes with such development, A good citizen will be eager - join battle, whether he must use weapons big or little, and he wiijfstay in the fight until it Is done. .-. But thtugh the church is Inter ested In ihe making of good laws and the- enforcement,' we recog nize tht that cannot be the final solutioi. At best it can be only curatiye, and the great work of thefdurch must be preventive. Its majlr task Is the religious edu cation of the young, until thev will insnctly prefer the good rather than the bad. Its big concern will bet to Implant in men's minds idals that will supplant what Is unworthy and base. And Its main dependence will be upon the pow er of Jesus Christ, whose gospel Is the only influence In the world that can change the human heart- ddirls Statesman jje ml the World The tiggest T done, but ahl animal, person or loved, and loi t!e' things it once hated. That is the eat reason for the present moveient whereby 15 pr 20 churches $ve joined together to -conduct atgreatj evangelistic campaign in ftlem, an enterprise, which I am cof ident jwlll do much to life the m ob I tone of the city by making; beter citizens. Ve are alllnterested. alike in the development of jour ""beloved community, tit only In financial but. in Intellecual -and moral and spiritual thing, and n that great task ' there sh-uld be .the fullest and most symmthetic cooperation. To that task Ijummni you afresh. May we ? all lork together with complete undrstandjng .and un selfish purpose that we enrich the heritage; whiof we will leave to those who cone afterj U3. . . - :., '"Aiir& Are due . ROSEBUR.4 March 3i. Wlth the coming ofwarm days the ear wig pest is Jeginnfqg -to appear throughout fie state. Already several: citiej are arranging to fight tie instt, and it is expected that steps tocontrolj the earwigs will be neceiary hee this : year. Up to the preen t time none have been; seen, bt as they were quite prevalent. la year it is expected there will b a. number ; of .them as soon as tl warm nights, bring them out. ' pie; cityj council has appointed . afcommltjee to cope witk the isititlon,. but up to the present timj nothing has been done. Counl Agentj B. W. Coon ey states tlt his office Is pre pared to givj the city all possible assistance Ingeradicatjng the pests. The city, ho lever, will be required to finance tjb campaign, as there are no etherfunds available. Gas On Itomach May I Cau 3 Appendicitis I Constant as causes inflamma tion which i ay involve the appen flix. Simpli glycerine, buckthorn bark, etc., 3 "mixed! in Adlerika helps' any ce gas on the stomach in TEX mlAtes. Most medicines act only on fewer, bowel, but Adle rike acts 4 BOTH) upper and lower bo wUi and removes all gas and, poison A Excellest for obstin ate consti! tion and to guard tgtftnst ap-Jtdicitis. J.'". C. Perry, rnggist. i S. Commercial St. A-T E S M A N ANT ADS short est distance between buyer and seller. ftT? Ford Given fclrs mm " WlartrHMu 13 as Ms faT ' e aa 1 Tis- Ths figures represent correspond ing letters in the alphabet. Flc re 1 Is A. 2 Is B. and so on. The ten figures spell three word. Whit are the words? f To Mea. Wean, Box ua Olrts All can share In these easjr-to-wln prizes, i Send the three words on Sheet of paper, neatly written. With your name and address, first prtEe. l2 FORD TOURmo CAR.. Besides this splendid first f rlse we are color ta We arar hlrty-nlne other prizes. Bead. Tour Answer Act Quickly TBI PACZrXO XOltXSTSAA SOS SJ. Oomaaerolal Bt4 Baleaa, Ow. 1 IT. 1 . c3 Edited by John It. I THE fUN ROX i t . Matter "of Taste ; A woman engaged a new maid, with whose appearance and man- ner she was greatly pleased. When the terms had been agreed- upon, j the ' mistress said,! "Kow, mylast maid was much too friendly with, the policeman. I bo"pe I can trust you?" i ."Indeed you can, ma'am," she replied, "I can't bear polioemen. I was brought up to hate the veryl sight of tlJem. "You see. my fa ther was Srburglar." J r ; Calamity - , Speed Fiend: "Well, I'm afraid that train will beat us to the cross-. ing." - i - ' - Passenger; "That's not what C am afraid of. It might be a tie.' . Fault of the; Printer i Waiter! I have; found a needla In my soup!" t Waiter: "Beg jardon, sir, typo graphical error. . It should have been a noodle." : . Cap'n Zyb -I YOU'D LIKE THIS BOY This picture is one of BobbyX Jones, the national open golf champion of the United States, lie. s Is a young fellow and likes to do all, sorts of, things which interest .. .' ' 1 . ' ' -y I - 6 i - : a r; '5 regular boys. You shoulld see him whale a golf ball. Well, sir, just marches up to it, gives it cold look, and then proceeds ta smash it for an eight day vaca-, tion. . When Bobby was younger ha had the bad habit of smashing hSa golf clubs, over a convenient rocx. when he made a rotten shot. Just what his father did to him for such conduct Bobby does not like it to tell about very "much. ' II doesn't do It any more. If jrou hear" that Bobby la goinj to be in your town to play golf, i go see him, because he's a regular fellow and he has a grin which is about as big as half a watermellon. . The picture shows him just After he has finished trying to knock the cover off a golf ball. - 4 V CAPWZYC " FUTURE DATES ' Apri 2, Wednetd.T aide tee for United State. ..t- J eniertained at dinner M..i vl, . It nn ale, at armory. , lUg-ht Amerieen legion. McCorn.ct heU ADr felwS V"i Ke,'M, "'ord-paVk. oeian n.li' .,Sundy Engeli.tie cam. J paijcn opens at trmorr. nonse gTonnds. inSTiln1.MOn,!M,lie k ' .. 9 nd I. PrMey sad S.turdar State roiiTention ot Iiabled World War Teterana, Salem. OreliL 16 rdy"Prlm"7 leetioa i Jane IO Tneeday-RepTrbUran nation ' al eonrentMn meet. iB Clereland. June 1, Saturday -Annual iTarlo County Sunday School pica?" ' Jone 24, Tuesday Democmtie nation 1 eonrention meet in New York. .".".?I-aL- Edncational conferee. University of.; Oregon, .Enceae. STATESMAN WANT ADS The shortest distance between buyer And seller. I J AlmostiFaTlJlcuToua'la the at- make pimples disappear. Adv, ' '-tint will hate the things Ionc