. laaued Dally aUcspt'Moudny hy . " tS STATESMAN VBU8HXX9 COauTJCaTT : til ftratt OoswsrcUl 8t, BeJeiavOrofoa 4U 1. Beaerick ' ' John, I. Brady ' frank Jaekoskl ' ' . .It Associated Press la exclusively eatKled .V tho-use foe publication of all ew dispatches credited to it or not otaorwUo erodited U this papec aad also U lotaj mi publiaktd herei. . , . K. J7 HENDRICKS V President . CARLE ABBAXS Secretary BUBiseB8 ftemaa T. CUrk Co, Inr Twk, 14M4S West 80th St., Chicago, Marauotto Bsllo- ' tar, W, B etkwahl, Mir, (tortW Offleo, I3S Worcester Blig.. Phot SoST BRoadway. P . Williams, Mgr.) - .' . .. . TELEPHONES: ' - :- ' ; l Beaisoea Off lee . ... . . j tS Circulation Offloo Mow Bopartaea 1I-10S Sostety Editor . . , X0 Batata t tha. Postemeo la Balaam, A BOOSTEB i0LITI0AL CAMPAIGN ,-.:Thc political eatapaign tfiat is opening in Oregon starts off as .a booster campaign and in that respect it is uniqne : ; r t :And It it-can be kept in that domain, and the usual recrim - iiiationbs ind -mud-slinging avoided,1 and all religious and race liAtds 'aide. tracked and junked it will be a fine thing for Oreonj-j v r..j t - f -haye,;great state in .natural possibilities, which are larfcdy .-undeveloped: which are ;crying for development . i .'i Why not talk of water powers instead of oil scandal T ' 'iOi wanberrieB instead of past labor troubles? - . iiOf .pufiW instead of peanut ; politics f, : . ' Xn3.n9t.;8ted of pointing with pride to past political 1 floorda.of with scorn id forgot ten "political failures,-1 talk about .mxahd fabbrtat. . - ; , . . . ; . . rWhjf.no!, instead of glittering generalitiestalk abotot wal liuUind strawberries and aplea. and pears," and corn and cher ries ind raspberries and gewscbexriest . . i . , .Why not, instead of reeriminations that get.us no where, eiplbit' our. possibilities as the greatest state in the Union for tfltry, ancl poultry and all the other things in which we excel ; ; . Why hot make ctump speeches about . pur, .great timber .re- i ioit6&tw,yir:Kx '. 5'-'';.' A''-- .;; ' !Why' n6t : tell the .voters of our wonderful scenery ? : f:;Wy", no haye a Campaign that will overlook personalities, i but(prciT,e t6 .the people' who go to the polls that they have' the inost wdnrful state in the Union!. , . . r - 'Wh tot . lay aside the cut and dried1 and dead and gone political' methods of the past, and have a real campaign that givB our jpedple an Oregon-spirit like the famous Califor- . ziia spirit thav makes pur 'sister state the cynosure of All longing yHkarecast t6warthe.Westt';;.f?-i;1:-.-;.v - -; Sdcu a campaign would be a great advertising stunt : - - It:wdurd be worth alt it would "cost; in publicity value alone, witfi"irlott rSpare fof7goo4 measurer ;"" -r"- ' t' ; ; If thuir'tinj should go over big this timeit might be im ptold tibdii'iri future campaigni- ; - ' i ' f 'might bring aboutt a condition in which no oho would dirt' put j Up his head 'for political perferment unless he' cduld huajfy, on : ; knowledge of what crops we can grow profitably birt J 6r jthat we can grow to better advantage Vor, at greater pfoiit than thet sections can produce them. , : . ; Kft klght. add another 'qualificationa knowledge of the bkhufactures and manufacturing possibilities of this Utc ; what iaiUa.inii'.f actoriea we should go- af lei-and, get. : rThey arer doing somethtni of the kind at. Los' Angeles; though n6t through "Uti-' al. platforms, and they afe boasting that they are getting two new factories everytlay ui the year with an occasional new one ',1 t-iruWB-hive-heard of the cry of there being t6o miich politics la business-i- ' f f t . A- - : w ' i'So let ur in4Oregon turn the thiug around and put more business. into politics, and finally eliminate politics entirely, and mkeJCall business- , Y-ii o) rr. v. ? Sending ouMelectcd officials after the things we need to maVc'it possible for men to htakd.mbre mohey on thfe land ind have morfef and better jobi in the cities and towns, and thus con tribute "Hnefetely to' the foundations of contentment and hap pintss,'inste8d of . mooning abstractedly: about them and indulg ing in jncre glittering: gcncralitic.s:i.,;5 ri . ' i There : fs an 'idea here that is -orth' thinking about.? The wprking.out .of .the, idjea would make the Oregon political way uniq.ue.j lt vpuldattract. world-wide attention. ? Tcopjc would come front far places to see how it worked; and they would get lie'spirit'and stay" arid ielp .make it work: better, Tin v : ( j It .would be jdirect action ; getting "down, to brass tacks.. , - It: would lead to our spending tens of thousands of dollars lA'hcwlung inddivertihgthe people routed to southern Calif or. xila and bririglng them here to see our superior offerings, instead vt hundreds of thousands of .dollars in advertising "in the East, esd tbelwhqlc effort merely resulting in a greater desire of the average aslerhcr to see California. Why not go after them 'wftile uy af e";fo6tlopse, and some of them footsore, and takq idV4iltag of the short cut and the shdrt haul! ..,-avW .JJerioualjt,.therc.i8 a- lot in'thl idea'of divorcing politics fropfc business, or.rather of substituting business for-politics; and bin out after the things we need in a Way thai will get results. ITVe can get: a million new. people and ten thousand new factor .ics.inJOregoiiin.the. next ten years," by putting politics out of business And Putting straight business ih its nlacc. then Orciron will hAVetdone something for herself .that .will .work in bringing "OtiieF millions ana other tens or '"-Tim JPAltCB CONTINUES 1 Am mtka- im 4ntif o m Ia a lNas? amx UVUVI VMS ,W a H?? C J!.ted in Washington, the t proceedings of the last? tiro rfaj :wlltdlsspatd.aat doubu JJHrj 'MeLeSn. ?, who -.has 4ecn hunted, like i.a .ticlous tier,' knew absolutely nothihg..; Ilia story was cb itraighftorward "and lair that Titf waioaiy;crOS3-eiatnfned Htht Jy.i The cuitry had bean led to WUeVe that .ilcLean was;'.. a devil, who Jaaldibiisly corrunted thii ad- nilnistnlUon. II 6 testified that he neTer owncd"''a7sare"ot oif Stock .in' Bs:Hte ahd.tharho had: never. eu .either )oheny pr Sinclair " i 3'p.iy .h.lle been liard to. have had a taoro complete blow-up than this, yetrtho democrats "fare ' turning, gteefulljr.lo. some her victim- and attempting. to assassinate his char-.' oteritn; order ;to,mak0 political JUStefsauohefchapter. The dlvoreeil wife tf a eaicldo with I3ibcx.ter:.liii csrefjilly, plahned- !.-umi-wiii.iioty. Of :dupliclty Wchha ahocklsd-lhol senators !btit:hno Jwarttjg on; the paugh ; frty Jcage. whaterer. J la.' all? her .stage PlS7,jhQhBd;tne decency never to mention Danghefty, and never eWJHed that'' her husband. who had chosen to. separate him stlt from her, even to taking his " V " Stallage i ... - Eite ... J '. .Meuger JoVDopt. J. L. BRADY . Yiee-Preaieeot ornczsj Oregon, a soeead-eeae auttor. thousands of factories.- - ? own life,- -had any - dealings with paughertr whatever. If there, la anything in the world' a divorced wife would not know it would be the. Inside workings, of her former. husband's business affairs.. It. is just another evidence of how 'far afield the inquisitors have gone in order to make political capital. : In the last month Senator .Walsh has lost tha major part of hia repu tation, life 1s being revealed day by. day as7a deliberate, cool inves tigator hut. a contemptible poll tlcian who is maliciously trying to ruin tho'. ycpobUcan T party.- . He cannot; think ,thls . is patriotism. and , It .is-; a : sorry service ho I niti(riiir it iirvJ. ' 'AA ' t ''GET i RKPUBUCAX8 GOXT . As plainly, as If the motto were framed and hung in the. commit tee room the Walsh" investigating committee has for its; motto "Get Republican Goat,-; At first Walsh ut, universal y supporiT,; aaaj-nis committee performed a distinct publlV servtcc. : It Vtxcovered.'Fall and his' crooked dealingsbut the InvcstlgatlBg did toot atop at aid ing the puWic, serylce; i it went as far as it ebuld legitimately, and then, : with t malice ?.af orethoaght. turned itself into an Inquiaitorla body, the sole purpose : of which was to gel the goat of tbe repuW ilcans trom the presfdeat down. Nothing-. waa altered; every, atenue of life was Inyaded; every public utterance distorted ; . - every . dis patch misinterpreted. . : An incon sequential messenger stated that he had mentioned this oil business to Underwood, and Curtis. Curtis was grilled all over the country as besmirched with oil. and Under wood was not eren called before the committee. It Is too much to think that the people will not make Talues and see that Under wood was Just as guilty as Curtis, and neither of them guilty of any wrong doing. At first. we feared that this would hurt the republican party, but it has now been disclosed that the republican party is not a party of: grafters. , The grafters have been rooted out mercilessly, and despite all the efforts of the dem ocrats, they, are enable to hang crime oh the republican party, or any or its present distinguished members. t ; ; . t - It is time to cry out for decency. for fair play, but eren if thia Is not secured, if the present malic ious policy is continued, the pub lic is not being fooled. IT IS WRONG The Oregon Statesman does not Uend to dignify H.' H. Stallard by seriously going to the bat with him in any extended argument, only that it says Stallard is a po litical adventurer.' ' He does not belong anywhere; he does not contribute anything for. the well- being of the wpirldL:; ' ' ' " " Mr. SUllarda attack on the Oregon Agricultural college is an appeal to the bleechers; against a well played game. The Oregon Agricultural college is the pride of the state. 8tlllard takes to himself too much credit when he says he knew as much 20 years ago as the college knows now. He does not know as much now as the college did 20 years ago, arid he never will know as much as It did 20 years ago. He cannot grasp the idea of scientific, agriculture. It auita his purpose to remain poor minded. .. '. . . '.'.. .' Possibly this man Is dreaming he .dreams , of the. bolshevik or the French revcrlutlonlst, the first consideration , of which was r to "keep the pebpiV poor and hungry and you will keep them angry enough. Jtodo anything." ;. - In view of its splendid work. In view of 4he great rsults being "obtained every, year, and in view of ithe. great" service the'. Oregon Agricultural college Is rendering to the people of the state we pro test against this, appeal to ignor ance and prejudice" and Insist that a man that Is running for United States , : senator should ;be -hig enough to have a constructive. rather. than a destructive, policy. Stallard will nbt do; " -; ; v AUG EVANS .The case of Abe JEvans, now in the" penitentiary awaiting execu tion, is attracting- much attention on account of its unusual features. Abe for the first time told his story when asked if ho had any thing - to ' say - before sentence of death was pronounced. Had the story been told sooner it might have had an effect on the Jury. Abe dramatically Invited all the Judges 'and" the prosecuting offi cers to witness hia execution. Some papers are at a Joss to understand what it ail means. Our idea is thaV It 'doee't' mean anything; Abe is illiterate, but he has that social streak, ta him that marks the good fellow. Abe'-wCl idle in June under" the Mosaic. law He has stated in his careless way that he wants to either' be' hung or walk out a free man." .There ls.no chance, of the latter and a big chance of the tor- All of these -death are legal murders,- and some of these days the 'conscience "of the state of Ore gon, .will , be, aroused and we will do away with capital punishment. Abe Evans Is not worth much to the world in life, but he can help do away . with' the application of the MosaJc.law ... ' i; 4 LET.THESI; IN . Under, the present lawsjthe wo men of Oregon . have tho ..same right to hold political office as the men. "They are not getting 'their share of offices. They are not get ting "equal recognition with.,, the men. - The plan to have double clubs, one composed of men - and another composed of women. Is a selfish "one to keep the women from7 exercising" their proper in fluence in public affairs. The women and the men should be In the same clubTheir" political pur poses are iheisamehutas; long as the politicians keep them apart, so, long, will .the women, get the worst ,of ; it. i; : v ' . FIGHTING THE BIU hTneNorthwcst Miller is violent lylopposod to the McKary bill, and declares - that it is an adroit at tempt to undermine the economic lawar ThehnTTs-Bimpiy ah efrort to; give temporary relief in an em ergency It does suspend the eco nomic laws,' but., when: an; emerg ency arises there is warrant ,fOr such suspension. The McNary bill seeks to find a way out of a pres ent dllema. where 'the Northwest Miller is fearful of a new preced ent. It ill becomes a wheat organ, even it it does represent the flour end, to attack anything that would give the farmers a chance to capi talize their crops in a way to help them out in an emergency. THK LESSON OP AUSTRIA After the war - Austria went td work. It was In worse condition than Germany, but it has now re covered, to such an extent that it has asked to be released from the guardianship of the league of na tions. Had ' Germany done the same the major part of its trouble would now be behind that coun try. But Germany was not tem pered right to withstand the gaff of France, and both Germany and France are worso off now than when the war ended. A GREAT PITV The untimely death of two avi ators at Silver ton has called forth great sorrow. It. was so unneces- aary. we must enforce a rule that only licensed aviators can have charge of a machine. This youth was not licensed and only had 17 hours- practice. - Of course, he took his own life first, hut that is not he question. . -The public could not spare his life. We must have efficiency before we have flying. .' MY MARRIAGE Adele Garrison's Hew Pbaae of REVELATIONS OF A WIFE Copyright 1921, by Newspaper feature Service, X&e, CHAPTER 125 ' WHT LILLIAN TELEGRAPHED KATHERINE BICKETT. ' Lillian extended her hand for Katherine , BIckett's letter, recon sidered, and lot her hand drop to her aide again. . "Please read it to me." she said. "I .have a beastly headache.". A; She . gestured i to a low chair," and sank back into her own as she spoke:! looked 'keenly at ; her. noticing the lines etched deeply at J.he side, of her .mouth sure Sign of nervous strain with : Lil lian and then I realized that the question of providing proper es pionage for the wounded man in the hospital was worrying her more than she had. betrayed to me." " ' ' ': - "Of course.". I answered, settled comfortably into the low chair, and began to read! "Dearest Madge." the letter be gan.. 'I.canjmagine you-turning to the signature of this and mur muring: "Katherine Sonnot Bick ett where have " I . heard that name?' And I cannot blame you. for I have been the worst corres pondent ever in these last few months. Even now, I have not the time to write you the long let ter which is your due, and which I long to pen. But I must tell you our news.. . "You, know, of course, how long it has taken Jack to recover his health, shattered in the war. I do nbt think he is fully recovered yet, but perhaps I am too femin inely fearful, as he puts it. At any rate, he has a wonderful chance in South America, but it is on a job where he cannot possibly take me. Of course, his idea is for me to stay safely here in our home until he comes back, months, per haps a year from now. But you know that is something I could not possibly do. I should go stark mad with inaction. Lillian Has An Idea." "So, when Jack has. gone, I am going to take, up my old profes sion again in a neighboring city, near enough for. me to see to our little home. But I am saying noth ing to him about It, for. perhaps you remember his attitude, to ward wives working" for an in come. So please do not mention my decision when yod 'Write,, al though .unless you . reply to this the' day you receive 1t; yoiir letter will not reach me until after Jack has gone, for he leaves within the week. ; ': J 'V . - "I suppose I am a very; bad i wife to deceive Jack "thus, but I have carefully submitted to his stric tures upon earning: money while h was- with me. -though Bomp tlmcs. it has been ,h a rd to refrain from rebelling', under thot circum stances. : But' I simply cannot obey this -last; demand... And. there 4s such need for nurses, f ata sure I shall de splendidly, - I have man aged not to get rusty by helping the .local e" aid societies 1 whenever there has been illness among the poor people 'of the town. "f will Rpnri ' nii mv now" nd dross when I know.it. How'lJ PROBLEMS ntsh ?T1rerernearern:otttIgct positively homesick for you sometimes.-; Love to all the dear ones. Affectionately-years, n , ? : "Katherine Sonnot Bickett." ') Lillian was sitting bolt upright long before I had finished. As the last words came from my lips she drew a sibilant breath. ?" Was ever anything more di rectly an. intervention of Provi dence?" , she asked. "The - next thing Is to get Katherine here as quickly as possible. When is that letter dated? I turned quickly to the heading: "Three days ago." Lillian mused an instant. "Will That Do?" " "She said Jack was going 'with in the, week.' That leaves four days at the longest. Too . long! Katherine must know that we want her, and be preparing to come on, so she can start as soon as he does. There's no other way, Madge. You've got to 'go into a decline.' Isn't that what our grandmothers called it? Then Jack, dear, will have hia scruples appeased." There was the faintest tinge in her tone of something which I had remarked in the days before Jack and Katherine were married an almost contemptuous disapproval Of my brother-cousin, which she generally succeeded in concealing from me. But whenever her sec ret aversion did betray itself, I always ignored it carefully. "I'll agree to contract anything from.TfcB. to heart failure," I said lightly. "But you'll have to give me the details." : j "Easy," she declared succinctly, the light of creation in her eyes. "Just hand 'me that portfolio be side you, will you please?" I gave her the worn leather case which holds Lillian's most import ant, papers, and she drew from it a package of -telegraph blanks, improvised a desk from a thiek thagatineTtand set to ' work upon the message she wished to send. As I watched her I whimsically reflected upon the elaborate writing-case which an admiring friend had once presented to her, and which " she 1 had conscientiously tried to: use tor a week. Then she bad read . the riot act, ana naa gone hack to her magazines. "There!' she said at last, nana- itfg" me the result of her concen tration. "Will that do?" "Madgo in serious nervous con- ditionV I read. "Needs loving yet professional care. In view 01 your husband s absence, couto you come' to her for awhile? Imper ative-we know your decision im mediately. If you decide affirma tive, please plan start day of hus band's departure if possible. Madge most anxious to see- you. (Signed) "Lillian Underwood." I smiled at her with rueful amusement. "I think that ougnt to turn the trick," I said. (To Be Continued.) Faculty Beats Ninth r: c Graders to a Frazzle ;-One of the most "interesting games of the season was played yesterday afternoon on the Mc Kinley v school baseball diamond when the all-star faculty team played the Ninth grade boys- Due to extraordinary administrative ability of the umpire, Mrs.. L. Ciark.: the all-star faculty team won hjr a large margin, running up to a score of 27 to 3. All ef forts of the regular school team and the subs were unable to even up the lead the stars made in the first inning. A large crowd of students and former students wit nessed the game. 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We have the style and quality . '"" " Low Prices. 24(T and 248 .North Commercial Street t Things X To Doi The Copyright, 1023, Associated Editors, d Snoppyquop You-have probably all heard how tit. Fame arove tne snakes out of Ireland many hundreds of years agof." Lonbef of e f . Patrick; there was another worthy man named St. Snoppy McQuop who tried the same stunt only in a. different ways Being a Snbppy,fhe had a trick nose. St. Snop resolved to get the troublesome snakes out. of h'.s-Tiative land, and thought that the Pied Piper led; the rats out of Hamelin, .would be better, than driving them out. So he stuck his shillalah under ;ls wing. struck up some snakey muafc on his nose, and marched fto the south of Ireland. The snakes followed the Saint, but the unusuar-werght. of theiaint and all these snakes was too much for the - little Island,' and -the southern end sank beneath the sea, while the northern end went up ito the air. and so they all slid off into the ; water. "Even; .Cork won' float In this country," said St. Snop. . Correct this sentence: "The roBes." repeated the husband; "why. have you forgotten that this is our fourteenth anniver sary " - Some small towns have garbage cans in which to keep trash, and others ran afford a library. There is hope for a people so long as it has enough respect for law to wutch the traffic signals. You can judge of his wealth by the degree of his wrath when a speed cop dares to molest him. I FUTURE, DATES j March 15, Saturday- Flag tournament oprns at lllihe golf links. March 13, 14 and 13 State Inter scholastic basketball tournament,. Wil lamette gymniniora. March 14-15, Friday . and Saturday Twenty-fifth annual eonxention of Mar ion County Sunday School Council of Jte liginui Education. , March- 14 and 15. Friday and Satur dayMarion reunty Sunday aebool branch of relifioua education tneetv at Stayton. March 19. Wedueeday PritBo grower meet at DaMa. March 19. Wednesda Annual concert. Women's auxiliary YWCA. - Methodist church. March 27, Tuesday County Community federation to meet at Salem. Heights. April 13, Sunday Krangeliatio can paixir'opens at armory. April 19. Saturday Dedication of statue- "The Circuit Kider," in state house grounds. May 16, Friday Primary election in Orfon. ' June 10, Tuesday Republican nation al ronrention meets in Cleveland. June 24, Tuesday Democratic nation al convention meets in New York. June 27-SS -Educational conference. University of . Oregon. Eugene., GREENBAUM Rnvs arid Girls State Biggest Little Paper I tao World T 1 Tlie Pled Pip Land s irhnd Tle Pled Piper of leading them out with musicr like 1HTES FOR M OFFICES The Men and Women Who Will Be in the Primaries t 0n the 16th of May Following . are the announce ments of the candidates for nomi nation at the primaries May 16 th. The list will bo extended from day to day: i u CZTT 07 8ALEK M. F0XTL8EU Will be a candidate Far City Recorder At the primary election May 16th. 11a promises, if chosen, efficient service ' and strict and impartial law enforce ment. . . - , - - --.i - C. O. BICE ' : I :; vv:'- Is a candidate lor City Treasurer at tbe primaries May lClh. He promise the same efficient service ha has al- - way' given. v . . . GEO. W. 8TOKEB ' Announces hit candidacy for City Re corder at tha primaries May 16th. Uia alofan: Give honest and fair treatment to all. .. . y. JOHN . GIXST ' Win be a candidate in the primaries of May 16th for reelection as Mayor of .Salem. If chosen, he will devota tho same attention to the affairs of the eity government that he has been giving, with the hope of helping to accoaaplita atill 'greater-efficiency in tha city gov trnment. and of etill further aiding in the growth and development of Salem. MARION COUNTY J2H0ME T., JONES : r . Js candidate, for County Judge of Mar ion county. .Equal and Exact . Justice to al), is hia dogan. , . JOHN H. CAESOK. - i". . .. T ;. - Will .be a candidate for' Prosecnttnt - Attorney of Maria ronnty at tha ite publican primaries May 16th. lie wif stand for .the strict enforcement of tht laws.. ..... . A. Q. McMTIXEH Is a eandidate for Constable of Salen district. Keeommendation by Judges Bushey: "As true an officer as evei wore a Ur." About 2J yeara exper irdce as a peace officer. PRANK T. WSIGHTMAN Is a candidate at the Republican pri maries May 16th. for County Judge of Marion county. His slogan: Strict econ omy on business lines, with fair treat ment, lower taxes and enforcement of tha law. JOHN A. JEITEESON Is a candidate for Constable for Salem di.trict. His tlogsn: No interest to serve but the Public Interest. IANE MOBLET Kppublican candidate for County As- '. Sesaor of Marion county, lias an Am erican family of five. Heavy taxpayer. School teacher for 12 yeara; five years successfully in grocery business in Sa lem. LLOYD T. BIGDON Will Je a candidate in the Republican primaries M.y 16th for Coroner of Marion-county. If successful in 4 lie primar ies and at the polls, he will give the duties of his office the same faithful - ettention that he has given during hia ir it-rm, wrnrn ne is ' now serving. A. (8TUB) SMITH Will be a candidate in the Republican , primaries May lflth for Constable of the halem diMri.-t. Ucsideitt of Halem nearly 40 yearn. If numinated and eiected. he will do his duty sad play nu "favorites. , W. G. BOYEB . . . , '111 later annonnc. his candidacy for County Cltrk of Marion county. C. O. GROVES - v Will be a candidate for Coustable in the Republican primary election May 16th. Has served for many years in capacities qualifying hint' for the duties of the T 11" 11 """' and elected, he will give the duties of the office hia .most faithful attention, without fear or favor. - - , Lcii ! ta - Edited by Jfohn il WHO IS THIS MAN , ST. PATRICK?, i Are yoV wcarin;g"the green'for St, Patrick next' Monday? TyV, will be Interested, in Vending these facts about his life. V St. Patrick ' was the apostle' who introduced ' t Ch'riBtlanity- into Ireland 's Wheu I he was a, boy, of, sixteen; he way carried a way .'by pirates Vom hlJC home' and sold Into slavery. ' his master employed him as aWine, herd, and so he spent many yean until he wasable to go to thtcon tinent and .? study' for. the rttSt. hood. After he had been ordain, a bishop, he went back to Ireland'' to begin tho hard' task of turner i the people from their tree-worst! the religion of the Druids. V-u St. ? Patrick .was supposed have magical and saintly, powers.; The Druid were so much against' him that he waa forced to curse their riyers so they would not pro-? duce fish. to pronounce evil en their kettles so they wonld not boil, and : finally to curse th Druids themselves so that t?ae earth, opened up and swallowed them; But his - greatest miracle was driving the snakes eut of Ire land so that forever after snakes are -supposed to die on touching Irish soil. . t When St. Patrick ;was convert f Ing a heathen chief one time, and ' the man-was being, baptized,' the famous iaaintlwithont-knpwlng,' I placed his croiier on the toe of th ,' chief, and leanea on it.wniie .ne performed ' the " ceremonr. The pointof the 'Staff -was sharp "ana brought the blood in streamsniut the chef tain, thinking it was a part of the service, bpre thej)aln without flinching. . i .. ' Is a candidate for the orrice of JDtUr of the Peace of Salem district, at th Republican primaries May 16th. Ha wif appreciate your support RALPH THOMPSON - Is eandidata at the HpuMiren prW , masTes May lCth for SherUt of Man county. His slogan : Justico ' with 'I favorl 1. ' W. H. DOWNINO ' ------ - i Is a candidate for County Judga of Mar. i ion county at the Hemocratic primarwt i May 16th. Ha pledges law eaforeemesi and reduction of taxes by spending le 1 money, . ."; i . POLK COUNTY A. L. XEENEY . . . ' 1 Will be a candidate in tha Republican Jriaiarics on May 16th for Beminaties or Coroner of Polk county. Mr. Kee v, if nominated and elected, will prr . form the duties of tha office failhtullf and economically.. - ' """ ' Cap'h Zyb CALF SKIX KCItKBCHEK A little piece of soft leather, a bit of soft parchment, a clip, anj you have the calf akin screecher, CAllF.SKIM and boy. how it will screech Take a piece" of soft leather and'YUt it to the"shape shown In the picture. KowJtitch a ; bit .'of r parchmenti leather. In place with, a "clipYou! are thea ready to ; hefin ' screech-J Ing. , ''r ' : . V.'"';, : :j Place thia contraption in your; mouth--4n the roof of the mouth with the fringed leather end to-, ward the lips. Now; exhale sharply through the mouth. ' At first you won't get any sound at all, be-j cause It takes a little practice t make this thing work. 1 Another thing to be careful of ii to get ; the parchment leather as: thin as possible or the screecher will also refuse to screech. After, a flitUe practice, you will be able to do all Borts of stunts with this screechcr eren f lentriloquls stunts.... , f ., . ., ;!. y j (A CAfX ZYILi - '-:.'-"r"' i-' ' -., I1- i-hZ-y.. -. 5,V( "TV '''!'' 1 The alien is seldom a .-"menace; to American institutions" until haj begins to make more money than! you are marking.. ,y ,iJf gjTJLggwyw'sla ynm yirut FTtaj f IS I Taa i iSmbi 1 I aaT a TiT Tho figures represent corresporid ins letter n th alphabet-, nt uro 1 Is A, 2 is B. and no on. 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