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GETTING FURTHER
v "Tell it not hi Oath, ; whisper it iiot hi the streets of Aske-
j I Lest the irreconcilables hear about it '
Hut the United States has entered one step further into the
-League; of Nations., , Our country has already gone in several
steps j in furnishing a member of the World Court ; in partici
pating iu the loan to put Austria on her feet; in sending obser-
' vers at numerous confabs and conferences, and in other ways
.Always, be it distinctly, understood, in "unofficial" ways
; And now, among its other . ' unofficial" connections -with
the League" of Nations the United States is taking part in the
world movement for the suppression of the white-slave traffic.
It would not do to let the bitter-enders know that we have any-
, tiling to do With even so laudable a crusade as this, under the
sponsorship, of, the League of Nations
I ? (Hut the fact is that the ., efficient woman who is the chief
of the children's bureau-the Department of Lahor was a des
ignated consultant at ttie "League conference on the internation
al traffie in ( women and hildren
i ndJher:1apointmeirt was made by Secretary of State
lIiighsr wkiriW a'pprdVal of President Coolidge, and upon the
''' reeommchdHtinfpf her department. ' At Geneva she was a mem
ber of the Advisory Committee of the Council.
I.'i The Council has appointed a commission of experts to inves
tigate this world traffic of infamy and discover the most prac
tical and efficient means for its correction. Abraham Flexuer
'; of New York is chairman of this commission and the American
Social Hygiene Bureau has appropriated $75,000 toward "the
expenses of the campaign. So America is helping.in another of
the functions of the big League. ' .
,' I Uuder suggestions from America the secretariat of the
League is preparing a digest of the laws in force iu different
: countries governing, traffie in' women and children. Yt the
same time, it is urging all governments to ratify the League
contention 'of 1 921 'iu' its" formula for checking up on immigra
tion Tand pro.vidtng" punishment:
: ' r Th extension of the single standard of morality, until it be
comes world wide in; its scope,Cis the end desired. Uniform
laws for the protection of women and children, as they pass
from onocountry to another
this we are' working with the
jrrecuuciiaoies visii u or now
ABOUT EATING
"Englishmen coming ta this court
try "ae very much surprised at the
kind of breakfasts we eat here.
In London,' George B. haw , and
G, K. Chesterton a re en ga ged in
an argument as to why the Amerl-J
can breakfast. . Though our break
fast has 'never been- standardized,
it is a democratic affair In which
people Indulge in what they want
when they want It. -It Is our only
Informal mea: It is the one meal
of the , day that ' people can .get
what they want.; The London con
test between Shaw and Chesterton
over the merits : of the American
i breakfast is Hracting consider
able attention, f I - -
. Shaw Is a .vegetarian, and he
heartily approves of the American
Idea of starting with fruit, and gb-
. Ing on to cereal and other light
I dishes.4 ., i i i :;..:, . ; L;. ."
; Chesterton' is firm for the trilled
kidneys nd kippered Weiring, the
marmalade and tea of the British
breakfast on which the sun seldom
If ever seta.. - vI ' iU V f 1 1 ,
The i shivering of ' epigrammatic
lances in this contest has,? accord
ing to tbe London dispatches, been
both amusing and edifying. - "v
When one comes to think of it,'
the United States has done rather
well In the breakfast line.
We had as much of a tradition
of fried meats and hot breads as
the English have of kidneys and
marmalade, but we abolished it.
. It Is said that In New England
pie ' and baked beans - were once
compulsory breakfast dishes,', but
that may not be true, j '.
American progressiveness has
' bvea demonstrated conclusively In
the evolution of breakfast that
Is appetixlng, varied as to detail.
nourishing and sensible.. " .
liecause we believe " that there
is no good breakfast without good
coffee, tho average excellence ot
coffee Is greater In the United
States than' In any other part of
the world. The American break
last has developed that "glorious
thing, the grapefruit. And it will
In the course of time pervade like
a peaceful gospel the less enlight
ened nations of the earth. '
. A FIlKti FEIUIY . .
, The Oregon Statesman is" in cn
tiro accord with thea farmers living
beyond Wheatland ferry in asking
that the ferry be made free. These
people want to come to. Salom to
t rado, and Salem 1 wants them to
como here to,tradc The town of
Independence is not very large,
but it 13 wide-awake, and it Is op
erating a rce ferry to accommo
date lbe people. ' Tho Wheatland
ferry Is 1 ljtnlles (ronTsaletu. It
Jfeqatet
Editor
Vaair Job ixpt.
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Vice President
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Orefoa, aa aecoad-eaae aaatter.
INTO THE LEAGUE
for white-slavers.
will be the opening wedge. In
League of Nations, whether the
. f
is probably asking too much to
ask the Salem business t men to
sustain It. but certainly the county
should do so.
iAv ferry is 100 years behind
time anyway, and it is an impost
tlon for any man to have to cross
a river in that way, but the busi
ness men of Salem should insist
that the county officers maintain
a free ferry at Wheatland. The
expense would not be large, and
It ' wonld bring thousands df dol
lars 'yes, hundreds of thousands
of dollars to Marion county towns
that now go' elsewhere. These
people want to come here, but they
are penalized too severely.
PLAYING POLITICS
While the standpat republicans
are to blame for throwing congress
into contusion rather than listen
to the progressives, the . old line
democrats are playing their usual
destructive game. They will go
before the country demanding tax
reduction, and yet the whole group
Is engaged in a strenuous, yet de
liberate effort to prevent the re
ductlon of taxes.
One. thing you can always count
on is, the democrat is always a
democrat. You may scratch the
moss off his back and democracy is
there in all its purity. All this
talk about voting for the man is
because he thinks he finds the best
men on the democratic ticket.
The situation is" bad for any re
-tduction of taxes-, but the demo
cratic responsibility is Just as pro
nounced as that of the stand-pat
republicans. h'J;.-
N - ' J";:--"' V-!-.?f-.
CONGRESS AM THE CO.VSTITX"
I' TIOX ' ,: .
; We have long-' held" the belief
that congressmen are not as ignor
ant of the constitution as they
pretend. They areert as to pub
lic opinion. If ittere Is a clamor
Ing for a law, they pass it. feeling
Bure that .the supreme court will
knock it out. It would be much
braver If they would pass , only
laws that they knew were consti
tutional, and refuse to pass laws
that would not , stand the test of
the courts. "' Because of their cow
a r dice they are heaping up a pre
judice against the supremo court
that will mean! trouble before
many years. The passage by con
gress of so many unconstitutional
laws is. largely responsible for the
agitation to chango the suprome
court. .
IT IS TO LAI Gil
r
' Our democratic newspapers are
running true to form. They de
clare' with one voice that the rc-
pnbucan8.v. arc -;trjrlng -Jo- 8tth
democrats tp nominate their weak
est man. : V -
We can Just see how "hard the
democrats are working to get the
republicans V to - nominate their
strongest man.
A GOOD MAX GONE
The death of former Governor
Geer renioves one of the strong,
stalwart figures of Oregon. Of
late years he had not been active.
He wis a rigorous executive, a
man of character, and at times al
most rose to the dignity of states
manship. He had lived a long
time, but it is always hard to lose
our good men.
YK GODS!
The ex-crown prince is being
boomed for president of the Ger
man republic. The sloping chin
nrtj youth thinks that is his only
chance to get back into the lime
light.
MV MARRIAGE
PROBLEMS
Adele Garrison's New Phase of
REVELATIONS OF A WIFE
Copyright 1921, by Newspaper
Feature Service, Inc.
CHAPTER 109
THE TASK LILLIAN. ASKED
MADGE TO PERFORM
Katie went siowly out of the
room, a bowed, drooninc figure.
so pitifully different from the vol
atile, tempestuous little maid who i
had served us so long and so faith
fully, thatT could not keep the
tears from my eyes as I watched
her.
For I knew, as Lillian and Moth
er Graham did not, the bitter dis
appointment which was in store
for her, when she should read her
letter from Jim, and learn that
the husband who bad adored her
In his clumsy, stolid fashion, had
gone away for an indefinite per
iod, firm in the belief that 'she no
longer loved him. that, instead, she
cared for the man she had been
meeting in so mysterious a fash
Ion. The door had no sooner secure
ly closed 'upon' her than Mother
Graham whirled upon me.
.. "You can't fool me!1: she said.
"There's something going On that
I don't know anything about.
What 'did Jim tell you tonight
when he asked to see you in the
kitchen? Has he left Katie? If
he has, he ought to have his neck
wrung. I wish I had known what
he was up to when he came meech
ing around asking to talk to you
I'd. have put a flea in his ear, 1
can tell you."
! She paused for sheer lack of
breath, while I reflected upon the
canny intuition with which' she
had jumped at the truth, and the
peculiarity of her temperament
Which made her rush to Katie s
defence at any attack upon her,
when she herself .was constantly
criticising the girl's actions. It
proved, I thought, an old idea of
mine that secretly she is very fond
of Katie, and would miss her even
more than I would were she to
leave us.
Not Exactly."
"Not that she doesn't deserve to
have him. leave her," my mother-
in-law resumed, with one of the
lightning-like changes of front
with which -she often bewilders
us. "Almost any husband would
raise Cain at the way she's been
acting lately. But, for all that
look here,' Margaret, haven't you
a tongue in your head? Did Jim
tell you he was going to leave
Katie for. good?"
"Not exactly," I returned, thank
ful. indeed, that my promise to
Jim concerning his plans extend
ed only to Katie. I could confirm
Mother Graham's guess with
conscience all the clearer for the
opportunity It gave me to warn
her against saying anything to
Katie about Jim's departure. I
wanted to deal with my little maid
on that question by myself.
" 'Not exactly' " she mimicked
"What sort of an answer is that?
Now, don't you come any of your
hlghand-mighty airs with me
Margaret, for I won't have it. I
have a right to know what is go
ing on in this house, and if you
can't tell me I'll go straight to
Katie aud get it out ot her."
She started to the door, her head
held high. That she would make
good her threat I well knee, and
I returned Lillian's wink of under-
standinr commiseration ' with-'
wry grin, as 1 followed, her" and
put a restraining hand upon her
arm. i ' ' .
v'r haven't-the slightest inten
tlon of keeping anything from you
Mother. Come iuto the library
and I'll tell ypu what Jim said.'
1 made the mental reservation
as I followed Dicky's mollified
mother, from, the kitchen that 1
had not promised to tell her all
Jim had said, and I carefully ccn
sored my report of the conversa
tion as I repeated it to Mother
Graham.' But it satisfied her cur
iosity, and . provided her ' with
new grievance always , a good
thtng.:rgrrrwin-shy la -'H
peclally rampageous in the pro- i
posed substitution of Jerry Ticer
for Jim In the doing of the farm
chores.
Madge Is Kept Dusy.
i "Jerry Ticer!" she- ejaculated.
"Jerry Ticer! Well, I might as well
put in the order for my coffin
now, for I know that boy will
worry me into my grave. Why.
that eternal 'yes, ma'am' of his
makes me feel like throwing the
poker at him! And 1 know he'll
forget every single solitary thing
I tell him to do."
I mentally agreed with herr f
the redoubtable Jerry, althouiA
one ot the most obliging lads in
the world, and a good, faithful
worker, of whom even Mother Gra
ham approves in her good-natured
moments, has a most wretched
memory. But I always get around
that deficiency of Jerry's by check
ing each order I give him with a
similar request to his mother. And
as Mrs. Ticer could give cards anti
spades to any memory teacher, I
always feel secure about any tasks
I may lay upon Jerry's willing
shoulders.
I knew that Mother Graham
would forget all about Katie in her
contemplation of Jerry Ticer's de
ficiencies, and I encouraged her
in a monologue upon the boy until
she ran down for want of words,
and remembered that she ought to
make an Inspection of Richard Sec
ond and the other sleeping chil
dren. "If you'll sit up to let Richard
and Elizabeth in," she said, yawif
ing, "1 believe I'll go to bed. I'm
frightfully tired."
"Of course," I acquiesced, but I
looked at Lillian ruefully when my
mother-in-law finally left us.
"Will this day never end?" I
asked, with every nerve and mus
cle reminding me that I had risen
at dawn, had driven over a hund
red miles, and had just experienc
ed one of the most strenuous hours
of my life.
"Yes," smiled Lillian, looking
at her watch, "in an hour and . a
quarter more. And we u nave just
about time before Dicky and his
sister get here to take the. wheels
of tonight's happenings apart and
see if we can find out what makes
them go round."
(To be continued)
I BITS FOR BREAKFAST
News for flax growers
There will be as much contract
ed for as last year, and there may
be a good deal more. That is as
far as can be reported for a few
days.
Lieutenant John MacReady,
army air pilot, broke the altitude
record by climbing 41,000 feet at
Davton. Ohio, yesterday. The
previous record was 36,745 feet,
by a French flyer. Dayton was
an appropriate place for making
the record the home of the
Wright Brothers. Orvillc Wright
acted as chief observer.
The flight of 41.000 feet means
nearly eieht mile3. That seems
high. But, after all, man is lim
ited even yet to a comparatively
very small distance above the sur
face of the earth, or underneath
the surface of it; less than eight
miles up, and about a mile aown
The records In the future will.
in all human possibility, be limit
ed by ten miles.
Life is too short to be spent in
nursing aulmosities.
W
A Salem ohserver says that
whether a man observes the Sab
bath on Saturday or Sunday,
doesn't make much difference a3
long as he is a good observer.
W
If you want to help make tbe
poultry boom in the Salem dis
trict bigger, send some copies of
the Annual edition of The States
man, which will be out next Thurs
day, to men in the east who ought
to be here raising poultry, as a
part of a scheme ot six-story
farming. And help to show that
this Is the best poultry country on
earth. Which it is. Petaluma,
Cal., sells $18,000,000 annually
of poultry products. Salem ought
to produce more than that. And
can, if she will get the Petaluma
pep. .
". S
Oh, well, it was not a Royal
Anne cherry tree that young
George Washington cut down. . So
it was not really worth telling a
fib about.
TRIBUTE BY RADIO
PAID TO WASHINGTON
(Continued from page 1)
government. But when we 'ex
amine tbe meaning of independ
ence.' of constitutional liberty and
of self government, we do not find
that they are simply rights which
society can bestow-upon us. They
are very complex. , They have to
be earned. , They have to be paid
for. They arise only from the
discharge of our obligations, one
to another.
"Washington did not. could not.
give anything to his countrymen.
His greatness lies In the fact that
he was successful in calling Uiyem
to the performance of? a higher
duty. Ho showed them how to
have a greyer liberty tyy earning
it. All that any. society can do.J
all mat any government can aoi
Is to attempt to guarantee t,th j
individual the boclal, , economic
I a.d political . rowarda.ol.lus. own,
effort and Industry. The America
which Washington founded does
not mean we shall have everything
for ourselves. This Is liberty,' but
it is liberty only through the ac
ceptance of responsibility.
Activities Recalled
"It cannot fall to be worth
while to recall some of the activi
ties of Washington and the men
ot his day. Before we complain
too much about our hardships in
these luxurious days, before we
lose faith in the power( of the peo
ple by relying on themselves to
best serve themselves, it is well to
consider the early beginnings of
this republic.
Self government does not purge
us of all our faults, but there are
very few students of the affairs of
mankind who would deny that tae
theory upon which our institutions.
i?roceed Rives the best resuH
that have ever been given to any
neople. When there is a failure
it is not because the system has
failed, but because we have failed
For the purpose of incurring lib
erty, for enactment of sound legis
lation, for the administration of
evenhanded justice, for the faith
ful execution of the laws, no in
stitutions have ever given greater
piomise or more worthy perform
ance than those which are repre
seated by the name of Washing
ton.
"We have changed our consti
tution and laws to meet changing
conditions and a better apprec5a
tion of the broad requirements of
humanity. We have extended and
increased the direct power of the
voter. But the central idea of
self government remains un
changed. While we realize that
ireedom and independence of the
individual mean increased respon
sibility for the individual, while
we know that the people do aad
must support the government, ard
that the government does not
and cannot support the people,
yet the protection of the indivi
dual from the power now repre
stnted by organized numbers and
consolidated wealth require many
activities on the part of the g )V
eminent which were not needed in
the days of Washington. Many
laws are necessary for tLis du
pose both in the name of justice
and humanity. Efforts in this di
rectlon are not for th purpose of
determining independence of the
individual but for the purpose of
maintaining for him an equal op
portunity. They are made on the
theory that each individual Is en
tiUcd to live his own life in his
own way, free from every kind of
tyranny and oppression.
Washington Practical Mmu
"We have not yet reached the
goal of Washington's Ideals. They
are not yet fully understood. He
was a practical man. He suffered
from no delusions. He knew that
there was no power to establish
a system under which existence
could be supported without effart
Those who now expect anything in
that direction are certain to be
disappointed. He held out no pro
mlse of unearned rewards, either
in small or large amounts.
. "On the other hand, if no one
ought to receive gain except for
service rendered, no one ought to
be required to render service ex
cept for reasonable, compensation
Equality and justice both require
that there should be no profiteer
ing and no exploitation.
"Under the constitution of the
United States there is neither aay
peasantry or any order of nobit'ty
Politically, economically and so
cially, service and character are to
nign, and service and character
alone. Such is the meaning of
the life of George Washington
who came into being nearly two
hundred years ago. He left the
world stronger and better. He
left broader and sweeter."
MAN ADMITS MURDER
OF SEATTLE WOMAN
(Continued from page 1)
town. I decided to go and do it.
"I wanted them to see it didn
pay: to take revenge on anybody
I wanted to be treated right and
do, the right thing. I wouldn'
take the baby.
Thought Plan Out
"I waited an hour more. It wa
dark but the moon was bright
when r set the house on fire. I
went down the path to think about
it.
"I didn't know whether I would
do it or not. Then I thought it
was now or never. I couldn't learn
anything about things. I couldn't
get a trial that I could tell my
side, I would have told the truth.
I went through the gate and went
and got the axe. 1 didn't have a
gun. I knew he had a gun; that
he was hostile.
"I had a bottle of gasoline that
I had taken at a place I used to
work. . It was the Lake Union
Brick company at. Seattle. I had
it with me, having brought it from
Seattle.
"I lit it and threw it through
the window. Yes, I knew where
the axe was. I had chopped wood
there. I heard Mrs. Mummcy
scream. The bottle of gasoline
struck about tho center of the
bed. ,
Muinincy's Voice Heard
.'Then I hoard Mummcy say:
'That's Lauras fault. It's re
venge.' I ran and grabbed the
axo under the little shed. Mum
mcy ran back and forth in tire
room. I guess he was outtiuc the
tiro out. I was on the east side
of the house. Maybe I can got
away, I thought,. , , fc
,"I ran around the house and in
to, the. storeroom 1 stayed there
The Boys arid Girls Statesman
. V . tint. r .1 ha tfnrM I i
Things
To Do
Tho
Copyright, 1023, Associated Editors.
'BASKETBALL' - The Long
PASSlMG
10 FEET.
PLENTY LONG FOR,
A5HORTPA5S
PAS 5
TO
MAN
AHEAD
There are two general styles of
basketball, the long and the short
passing game. The short passing
game is the best. Here's what it
is and how to do it.
In this so-called short passing
game the ball is passed very rapid
ly from one player to another and
the passes do not average more
than eight or ten feet each. ,The
advantage in this lies in the fact
that such a short pass is hard for
and heard the Mummeys rattle the
stove. He came out and I struck
him. I must have hit him in the
arm. Perhaps that's how he got
the broken atm I read about. All
he said was 'Ah!' He had a gun
and he backed up. He pointed the
gun at my side. I pushed it away
and hit him. He fell. He tried
to rget up. I didn't want to hit
him hard. Mrs. Mummey came
to the back door.
"She had something in her
hand. I had the shotgun anid I
fired. She dropped. I guess the
shot struck her in tho chest. Then
I went through the house. 1 taw
be had a safe. 1 tied to open it
to see if anything was in it. I
didn't want to rob it, Robfcery
was not my motive. I saw that
tbe bottle bad a little stuff left
and I put it on the fire on the bed
and tossed the bottle under the
louuge. 5
Safe Loft Untouched
"Then I went. Tho safe, door
was open and I didn't touch' it. I
went down the road and took the
short cut to the. main road and
came out by Middleton's tore.
Then I went down the ro&d to
wards Holmes' corner.
"I tried to hit the main higjiway
but I got lost in the woods. J
came out near a large dairy. I cut
through the woods again and came
out on a highway that had a sign
readiug 165th street. 1 wanted to
get into Seattle, buj I wanted to
get farther to the right. I ran
into a swamp and then came back
on the main highway.
"Then Austin Earls overtook me
and carried me into Seattle. This
was about 7:30 o'clock, and I got
into Seattle at S o'clock.
, "I went to Mrs. Petejsjn's to see
if I could ieara anythlngbout the
murder. I talked a while and I
wrote two letters, one home and
one to Margaret. I would have
told you before, but I wanted to
get more ligh: on it.
"I was not going to run away,
but it's hard to be a Christian
these days. They wouldn't even
let me be with Margaret when the
baby was born. I don't ' know
whether 1 have a baby. I couldn't
get ahead so that I could get a j
better job. I have thought' of this i
for a long time."
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Biggest little Paper nl the World
and Short Passing Game
an opponent to intercept and the
ball is passed so often that It is
hard for an opponent to keep track
of it.
In this short pass attack the
men are all rather close together
so that the ball can be passed
from one to another easily. AU
ways try to pass to the man ahead
but If this it not possible the ball
may be passed-back. A game of
this type also develops team play
aud puts the ball up close to tbe
basket so that short, easy shots
may be taken instead ot the long,
spectacular shots whlcn look well
but which do not give many
points.
Correct
Teacher: "Give for oue year the
number ot tons of coal shipped
out of the United States?"
Smarty: "1492, none."
Bright Idea
"If I only knew what to do with
baby!"
"Didn't you get a book of in
structions with it, mother?"
Different Matter
Employer: "John, I wish you
wouldn't whistle at your work."
Boy: "I wasn't working, sir.
only whistling."
For Instance- George Washington
I've often stopped to wonder
At Fate's peculiar ways;
For nearly all our famous men
Were born on holidays.
Cap'n Zyb
STUAKT'S WASHIXTOJP
I guess you recognize this man
more easily than you did the pic
ture of Caesar which was printed
yesterday. Now, I'm not going
to tell you how George Washing
ton cut down the cherry tree or
how he did a million and one other
things. What I am going to tell Is
a bit of the history of the original
picture from which this drawing
was copied. Gilbert Stuart's por
trait of Washington.
In 1S12 Madison was president
of the United States and Dolly
Madison was his wife. You re
member that tbe United States and
England were having a scrap about
that time and the Knglish troops
invaded Washington, D. C. Every
one left the city in an awful hurry,
including Dolly Madison. Just as
she was getting in the coach to
flefe she remembered about that
picture of Washington, so she
rushed back in the White House,
Wk a little knife, cut the picture
from its frame, rolled it under her
arm aud then got out of the'eity
as fast as ever she could.
Many critics say that this is the
best picture of the great American
statesman and general which was
ever painted.
CAP'S ZYB.
It is possible to save civilization,
but it might be cheaner in if
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to thunder and start over.
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Edited by John SI. 'Miller.
PETEK PUZZLE SAYS
Make a .word . square from the
following words ot four letters: 1, j
To cook- 2.! To rip. 3. Comfort, i
4.. A bird. ; : ' j '. f
Ills Hostess 1
He: "Isn't this a stupid party?"
She: "Yes." ',
He: "Why not' let me take you
home?". r ;;:
She: "Sorry, I live here.':
Heredity
"Why do you do so miich darn
lug, daughter?" , - f ,
"Runs In the .family.' 1 t
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Busy . Business Man: "I liavo
an appointment for this hour?" , .
Efficient Secretary: ."Your wife's
funeral, sir you told me not to
let you forgei It."
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man lost monty a Aia fceeftive becauae na
got mnti 'U
Answer t ImUyV word aquare: Stew, ,
A RIDDLE' WZZLE
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HOW DID THiS MAN 10SE
MONEY ON HIS BEEHIVE?
V.
POPULAR IN WASHINGTON )
HON. WILLIAM HOWARD 'TAFT '
Chief Justice of the United States
The City of Washington was'dV
lighted when President Harding' ap-'
pointed former President Taft as
Chief Justice of the Supreme Court'
Mr. Taft was always popular to the
capital, and both the official and '
resident classes were glad, to have
film htAMC4it fianniiiDiiil. tX?t:
lngton. :
There Is Big Money
in Raising Purebred
j Chickens -
Hundreds of poultry men
have grown wealthy raising
purebred chickens. Here Is"
an opportunity for you to do
the, same. Fourteen trios of
world ; champion ..chickens,
with records ot :from . 275
eggs to 315 eggs a year will
be given FREE to ambitious
people;) - Send name and ad
dress to Purebred Chicken
Editor,' Northwest Poultry
Journal, Salem, Oregon,
Dpt. A. and full informal
tion will be mailed. . .
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