, :a. ... 1 !! V, -4 ' . laaocs Dally Except Monday fey ' THB BTATX81CAH tPUBUSHIMQ COMPACT - - . SIS Booth Commercial St, Salem, Orfon B. J. Hadri-ka Jofen L. Brady rraas Jaikoaki MXMBEK OP TBS .Tha AtaoetatoA Pre la exchiiively tntitltd to th aaa fr pnMicatloa of all Bewa siapatehaa credited to it or not otatrwiaa credited la thia paper and alao Ua local ma pabitafte btrala. B. J. HENDRICKS ProtMeat ' a CARLE ABRAU3 Secretary Tbomaa T. Clark Co- Now Tork, 141-145 West 36th St.; Chicago. Marquette Build- ( ; L , . lag, W. 8. Orothwahl, Mgr. ' 1 (Portlamd Office, 801 WoreeaUr Bldg. Pkono 6637 BKoadway, 0. . WUUaaaaMgr J Bnalaeu Offiee f 4 V ! I - 23 Neva Dapartmant i- V ! .Jo Dopartaaeat Xatorod at tha Poatoffle la Salem. Oregon, aa aocoad-caaa natter. f k". THE WORLD'S BEST .The Slogan editor has been saying for a long time that the Salem district can grow and does grow the best celery in the world. Here are some proofs t Eugene celery in 1921 took second prize at the national celery contest; and Prof. Bouquet of the Oregon Agricultural College said the Oregon exhibitors gairied a greater victory than the taking of the prize in that contest. ' Troutdale celery took first prize in 1922 at the national contest at Indianapolis-and it was taken by a man who was a celery grower before coming to Oregon in the famous Kalama zoo, Michigan, district. , , The Labish Meadows district, just north of Salem, produces ns good celery as that 3wn at Eugene or Troutdale A Produces the best in the world. ; ; The Labish Meadows celery, 200 car loads of it, shipped last year to points outside of Oregon, brought $1 a crate above the price of the famous California celery. That means $160 to $180 a car above the market price for the California product. - Do you realize what else that means t It means the develop ment here of- a gigantic celery industry. Our district will ship out at least 250 cars this year. The acreage will grow every year.' : It may gd tip to 4000 to 5000 cars annually, and in a few years.'; It is bound o become such a gigantic industry in good time, because of the imniense money value; of quality. It is enough to make up the difference between profit and loss, or between small profits and large gains. ! - ; ;The world -is -the. markets Celery fresh from our fields now goes in ear lots as far as Birmingham, Alabama. , It will go much farther.- For dehydrated celery there is'nd liinit'in mar: kets under the shining sun. , . 1 -1", . ";The pioneering has been done. The proofs are at hand. Our growers can produce celery andmake it a profitable crop onwide areas-; ;;: -Cj-... ' - . . ' ' But, what is more important, fchey can 'produce celery of the best quality grown in the United States ; which means the best in the world--and they are doing ust this. - ( 1 . For the Salem district, this is another case of taking the line of least resistance; of getting abore competition; of pro ducing the things ire can produce better than any other. district, or, at ;a lower cost,' or at a greater profit of doing the things at whicii we excel. . '. '; ' ' 'i'l ".' L'":'" . . rThere bas been a lot of progress in the celery industry here in fifteen years; in two years. (What was a dream . abort .time ago has partly come true? is' a clear vision now; a, certainty of. some time In the future, and perhaps not far distant future. . ; There is no mystery about the celery industry bere. What one man has done, or what a few men have accomplished, can be duplicated r with equal industry and . intelligent methods : by others But f her is a magic in the- combination, of' sbil and sunshine and showergthat make possible the growing of the highest quality product the world can show in this field. ' HXX TOTALS GROW Of course, orernment expenses " are hlglw la 1791 our total o ernmeni expense jwaV 13,970,452. In 1923 ; tbd same "covemment's expenses were $364,1 SS.OOO. 'diftfcult for the ';jnlnd to grasp the meanlar of an expendi ture In-afatle year, and for ontf one !braBchot fftternment,1- of more than $3,000,000,000. A c6m parlBonfrnade when' Newtoii D. Bak.ert.wai secretary of 4 war In President Wilson"; cabinet will help the lxnasinatfon to take hold of these stupendous figures, ,Th . war department estimated the cost of the! Worldb wir ? lor? he r 25 rmotjths' fronrAirii; l31j;atJ21, 8S0.d00,0()0. That wottld( have paid the entfre:'cost ;of the untted States soTernmentrirom 1791" up to the outbreak of the World war. Onr expenditure in- thla'last'war ;raa sufficient to have -carried on he ReTolutlonary war continuous ly for more than a thousand years, at the rate of expenditure which that war actually InTOlyed. ; But the more than $3,000,000, 000 expended by the federal soy ernment last year was the minor cost, ot government In this, conn try, - The major total was spent in : the states, counties, .. cities and other munlcipalitiea. - The srand totat of tax revenues in 1922, as stated by Secretary ;- HooTer was $7,433.0$i.QOO-an ayerge ot $(i.3t for each'per&onj;. . .' Putting; the comparison another .way, th American people paid in taxes of Tarlous kinds ;last year . a aunt that would have carried on the Herolutionarr war for 1 350 DOWN. TO BUSINESS ' There Is every reason to believe that there will be success all along the line In prune growing Cali fornia has . been -organised ; tor ' Some time, but California Is sud denly beset - by , the Information that, Oregon,', and Washington prunes are ot a finer quality and of better flavor than those raised i farther souh:iIn both ot these , northern-states there is an earnest effort tielng made to find the facts and 'to organize hog-tight to take care' of the next, market. 5 , A cotaniUtee of 15 business men cf ""allaTallar KiUon and Free. WLt.T c" trlcti.liaa. eRsage 11 for; nuUtls methods to avoid repeti 1 i t iVtnin - Kditor . Manager Job lept. ASSOCIATED PKESS J. V. BRADT Vica-Pratident Circulation Office 8ci,7 Editor -.583 106 (63 CELERY DISTRICT tion of the disaster -of the pre vious year. The. report amounts to an outline of a system of co operation n 1 'marketing ; nnder which complete information as to shipments, will ieavallable each day.t Under i,direcllt commit tee' or organization the evil ot flooded markets mfgijt be escaped. Frnlt," likeT' all agrlcQltural pro-. ducts,mustHbe sent to Market jn accordance with demands It , fair prices reto W:obUined A ' The committee Suggests several Important In novations 'thi chtef beinga flve-yeiicntracf;$KVweenJ jme grower ana rtne association. Other measures are for financial aid; formation, of an independent shippers'i as8oeMtlon.jani''a geri- eral, tightenliig:la ! eyery)brancl ;t tne industry totha end, of, better financial resulThe wibole mat teris placedbe'fojr th.e,oa4ist4 for -their consideration and' dis posal. ; -" . - , ,';:--;.t -:;.y-' : : "' : i! ' ExriaATit)N J In condescending to 'reply to a challenge from the evening paper The Oregon Statesman departed from its custom of a lifetime. It has never been the policy Of this paper to try to run down any other paper, or interfere with its busi ness. It has been all this paper cared to do! to publish the paper six days"ln t)ie week, and to see it grow' in usefulness and circula tion. ' : - : ' i However, we thought the time had arrived , to shut up a blather skite, : Our act. was done in all kindness, without malice, but this chap ha been .running around here for years, like a mad dog. snapping, snarling attacking his betters until patience tailed to be a virtue. We regard it as a public duty to make this departure. : . However, we owe an apology" to our readers and' hame-facedly, give ,lt : 1tt Is a Ihnmfllotlon to ie caught in suchr company, and noth ing but a stern Reference to public duty could have influenced pa to break oyertbj8line: "mt. ' It is. not pleasant to condact a controversy) that,- Js-candld'and straight forward onlf on one, side." The evening, paper Is lncapablaof seeing straight, i We believe the time has. come to, handle, this . sjt 4iatIott:tbe"sariw:as'rWe wonldanV loth yIdeTnlp; " -the way it was bandied in Medford if necessary. ... .? -. LKXIXB i A most unusual man died when Lenine, the Russian leader,-passed on No ordinary manw could do what he did, and it was largely on his nerve. He was smart, very smart. He was an agitator for many years, but when the oppor tunity came to be a leader, he was quick to selte it. He never knew what It was to be in the major ity, . but he never . hesitated . to make his minority act as a ma jority. '. . ' '. : adenine was a natural leader of men. He understood, the weak nesses ot his fellow men as few men do. He played upon the foi bles ot the race. He worked the Imagination for all it was worth and inspired men to act through the Imagination. It will not do to call him a mere grafter, he readily admitted It; it will not do to call him a faker, he was ad mittedly that; it will not do to call him dishonest, he never pre tended to be honest. He was simply the world's greatest oppor tunist, and by his strength and in fluence 'he 1 kept the BoJIshevlk government' in Russia going. A FOOLISH CONTEST The last few years there has been many contests of various kinds and degrees, but about as foolish a one as we have known was pulled off at Council Bluffs, Iowa. Sixty-four members of a Sunday school read in relays of fifteen minutes and read the New Testament through In 17 hours. The people rf Council 7 Bluffs were so Interested by this strange procedure that as news . of it spread the crowa grew. The read ing, which began, in a small room, later was moved 'to the church basement and finally to the audi torium, where all seats were occu pied during the reading of Revel tlon. QUIZZING BOK It is sometimes hard for, us to understand the sentiment in the United States senate. Just now it is pouncing on Edward Bok. Cer tainly it is not contended that he has not had advertising enough. Certainly it is not contended that he is not acting within his rights as an American cltlxen. Jest what Is back of the inquiry Is hard to see. . It may be persecution, It may be prosecution and it may be just common everyday foolishness. The man who can do what Boa has done and do it at his owi ex pense certainly is entitled tar-a sqnare deal, and the people will give it to him whether the lead ers do or not A LABOR MAN PREMIER Englanl has a labor cabinet and some concern is felt abont it. There need not be any concern. Laboring men are just as patriot ic as any kind of men in the world. True, they have not had the exper ience In government, but there is such a thing as being over-experienced. We look for this cabinet to be fair and 'as conservative as the occasion demands. There is no cause for alarm whatever. An anti-prohibition party calls itself "Facing the Facts." If the members will just do this It would end the opposition. The more yon study mankind, the greater your wonder that so few go to the poorhouse. . T Former Salem Boy Declines Office of Receiver of Boise Land Office ' John W. Veatch, former Salem boy,' and who ' was employed on The Statesman for a' long time, has become manager of the Capi tal News, Boise, Idaho, one of the leading newspapers of that state. R; S. ("Story") Sheridan,, old time resident of Roseburg, Ore gon, who has been for many years principal owner -of the Capital News, Is to take a vacation of a year at San Diego, under the ad vice of his physician. Mr. Veatch has been employed on the News for a long time: , nearly all the time since he left Salem. " ' " Last week, about the time Mr. Veatch took his: new position on the' News, he was offered the re ceivership of the United States land office at .Boise,' by Frank Gooding, junior senator frOm Idaho: , 'Mr., Veatch replied "that while he would very much like.fo accept the appointment, his posi tion as manager, 'of the News would prevent ' such Action. , ! John W. Veatch . was bqrh In Salem. His brother, A. W. Veatch Uvea at 14 li D street'. His , father, J..P.-. Watch,. long a resident of Salem, Is .-.now -living at "Cottage Grove. Other mem bers .ol.tlie..Yeatcli. family have moved away .from Salem,,. VE1TCUK HE CAPITAL NEWS Ml R m PROBLEMS Adele Garrison's New Phase of REVELATIONS OF A WIFE Copyright 1921, by Newspaper Feature Service, Inc. CHAPTER NO. 83 WHY IS DICKY SO ANXIOUS TO GET HOME? "Good-bye, good-luck, and mind your step!" I found myself mentally repeat ing Lillian's farewell words to Bess Dean, even as I saw the girl's white heat of rage as she realized how she had been tricked, real ized also that she must show no hint of anger because of the assis tant principal of her school; now advancing swiftly toward her with pleasant surprised face and eager hand outstretched. "Get away, quick!" Lillian said in a low, tense voice, buM did not need her command. I set the engine running even as Miss Edwards reached Bess Dean's sidi, waved my hand to my former colleague in cordial response she. made me, and in another minute we were speeding , from the sta tion. I did not slacken my paee until I was a mile away. Then I abruptly stopped the car in the shade, of an Immense elm, and turned to Lilian. "Do you mean to tll me," j be- an, "that you really don t know Miss Edwards?"- : . , , "Never saw her ht- fcy Hfe,'1 Lil lian responded, "but it worked : oh, old girl how it worked! And it wasn't anything to deduce.' Yon and I were practically certain that Bess Dean wired a friend to make that long-distance call which pur ported to come from 1 Miss Ed wards summoning her to her school,, although she had origin ally planned to stay, several -days; longer. Therefore, instead of be ing at the school, it was highly probable that 31183 Edwards was still on her vacation somewhere. Why Lillian Came. 'Those women at the station," Lillian went on, "were teachers of a fashionable school for girls you never can mistake the type and there was no one else in Bight. Remember, I was watching Bess Dean, while you ' couldn't see her, and' I noticed the Btart she gave at the sight ot the women. The followed her absurd panic-stricken demand to be driven away from the station. There was nothing to it." 1 "Oh, of course not!" I scoffed, looking at her admirlnglyT "But; don't you. think you were juu a little bit" . '-!.- "Hard on her?" Lillian firfished my sentence, her voice fairly ooxr ing the scorn she patiently felt for my soft-heartedness. "I knew you'd emit something like that. 1 could see that very plain ly on the way down, when you were laughing at her nonsense about that other driver. You'd forgive Be-elsebub himself,-T be lieve. That's one reason why 1 came with you, old dear. That girl had It all set to make you as uncomfortable as she possibly could, but she didn't get away with anything, did she? And I think she. has a bee in her bon net that'll keep her busy with a fly-swatter for some period of time. She'll forget the Bcare about Miss Edwards- for I didn't give her away In .that quarter but she; won't forget In a minute or two, or maybe three that . 1 tagged . her correctly as a vamp that failed." ' - DIcky: Asks a Question. Lillian drew a sharp, quick breath, I a discreet, stealthy one. I knew that she had not finished, and was anxious to hear the rest of her strictures. "At that I wouldn't have been quite so vicious," she resumed, "If it hadn't been for Ted.- Cosgrove. That lad's too good and fine to go through the suffering I saw written on his face today. Bess Dean ought to be pilloried, a girl with her attractions and brains and experience to play with"' the affections of a lad like that' Nay, nay, little one I like ' not your friend; Miss Dean. I do not re gret in the least the shock 'of the advice I gave her, and. If I'm not mistaken, she'll, be good for quite a spell when she's in your vicin' ity-'Conie on, let's jog back. We've got 'some shopping; to do In Kingston, you know." t f ' We jogged back, accordingly; to such good purpose that we ac complished our shopping, had a cap of tea in a delightfully quaint little antique shop, and(.returned home in comfortable time for -supper. . ; .. .. -K ' : "Dicky and, the . children- were watching for. us f roral thei yeran da, and I knew fromtbe look- in his eyes that he had something on his mind. ' As soon as we were alone I smiled mischievlously-at him. '.. -V:, '. "What Is bnrdnln g j he jon jer- ous Intellect?". I asked. - r- 'Never . mind UheallegeAdAum or,- be growled, and. I saw .that he , was not; j in ' jesting mood. Wjhat 4 1 x wan t to. -know It, thow soq can we ftatt hwne?". J4U ) 'gAa.early tOnjforfowJmornlng as you Wish, M I said,' then"! look ed anxiously at him, struck by something odd. In his expression. "What is it?" I said. "Has anything happened at home?" '-iNo, why should you think that?" he rejoined quickly, almost too quickly. 'But I'm tired ot sticking around here, and 1 want to get home. You're sure you can be ready to get away at say 7 o'clock sharp tomorrow morn ing?" T.arilor If Tfln wish." I return ed, fully alive to the difficulties of the thing I was promising, but vaguely uneasy as to the thing which I was sure was back Dicky's request (To be continued) , of BITS FOR BREAKFAST Pass the celery . ' Our producers passed 200 cars of it to points outside of Oregon last year. ' This is going to be increased till the industry brings -millions annually to the Salem district. This is a certainty, because we can beat the world on quality- selling in the markets $1 a crate above the price of California's best. V "a . Celery Is good for the nerves and there will be always a grow ing demand for It. V Perhaps,1 some day, we will have a celery sanitarium in Sa lem. and a1 factory for making tonic or nervine; and another for grinding the seeds for flavoring S The King's people dehydrate it for soup. This demand will grow There is no telling how many ways will be found to put our eel ery Industry on the map of the world. Someone suggested that Salem people eat more loganberry pies. They are doing it., Have you no ticed it, in the restaurants? The same thing is taking place in the homes. Spread this movement all over the country, and there will be a shortage of loganberries. The distribution of war sal vage powder by the government has caused, a general revival . of land clearing operations all; over the Willamette valley. Farmers are clearing land to keep a few, more cows, to put into lilberts and walnuts,-and to grow various crops. It's at mighty good thing. A fourth car load order for pow der-for Washington county alone is being assembled. The United States had a total export trade of . $4,200,000,060 last year, and a favorable bal ance, ot $373,000,000. That is how the protective tariff law has "ruined" this .country erected a "Chinese wall" against our for eign trade. That's what the ginks of the importing junta were .say ing while the bill .was pending. I RICKEY' . Mrs. Henningsen, daughter Mil dred, and son Noble of Llvesley; Vinn4e Pettyjohn, of Salem, Mr. and Mrs. Fred Dickman and son of Salem, Mr. and Mrs. C. Gesner and family of Auburn were guests of Mr. and Mrs. George Edwards Sunday. J. H. Gray has traded his farm for Salem property. Mr. and Mrs; M. M. Magee and daughters spent Sunday with Mr. and Mrs.. L. W. Magee of Shaw. Mr. and . Mrs, Chester Horner have a new baby gfrh Mr. and Mrs. Adolph Hager en tertained several friends inform ally Saturday evening. Mr. and Mrs. Floyd Gray have moved to Cloverdale, Tillamook county. Miss Neva Millard of Salem was the guest of Mn and Mrs. George Edwards and her sister, Miss Lola Millard, Thursday and Friday. Mrs. Norris Hunt of Shaw vis ited her father, B. B. Gesner, on Thursday. Miss Leona Gray is visiting friends at Scbtta Mills. Mr. and, Mrs. J. Irvin Caplinger were guests of Mr. and Mrs. A. W. Binegar Wednesday evening. Mr. and Mrs. D. Fryslie were Salem visitors Monday. Eli Rhodes of Salem Sues Albany Banker ALBANY, Jan. 23. F, E. Cal llster. vice president of the .First National bank here, has been sued for $7823.5$ damages by Eli Rhodes living near Salem. The suit Is the outgrowth of an auto mobile accident May 25, 1923, at the Intersection of the .Chemawa Sllverton road with tbe Pacific hlKhway, in which Rhodes' car crashed Into Canister's. Callister was - driving "north on the high way. The complaint alleges he, was going more than 50 miles an hour,.,and.n the wrong side of tluy road, and that Rhodes had the right of way. t in the accident Mayor P. A. Tbung" of Albany, who was with Carllster... was seriously injurea, as was Rhodes. The jrhtngsT Ttr Do ! -The Copyright, 192.1, AssocUted Editors. I 1- ANOTHER ANIMAL MOVIE REEL L VJSHV TrlE PlAYTHjNCr ; 1 Here. the public is presented with a play containing a Teal problem. The old; situation where the early bird gets the worm has been compli cated by Introducing TWO early birds, the result being the eternal triangle that never fails to bold the animal public breathless with sus pense. Cut around the outer edge of the circle, place the reel under the theatre which you cut out of the paper Monday. The thumb tack you placed in the button of the orchestra leader's coat should fasten through the dot in the center of the reel, and starting with the first scene, move it around the screen. ; The dramatic section of the Bird's Nest' News says of this picture: "Though the object of the photoplay is somewhat stretched, the star, Wanda Worm, has proved herself well adapted for the part." Tomorrow, a Smashing Comedy! THE TROUBLES OF ROBERT AND ELIZABETH ANN PART VI. When the first was selected they had in mind great permanence. It was to meet air their future needs, .children and old age. The surroundings must be just right, attractive homes,' intelligent neigh bors, etc. This, is where their zeal led them: They found themselves in the suburb composed of estab lished families, older than them selves, with much larger incomes. From? the outseMhey 'were tn a false position; as Robert soon real ized. Ten dollars were less to the men of these families than one dollar was to him. '. They could not keep the pace, and they could not remain and fall behind. Elizabeth Ann Immediately,, changed the standard of her requirements. She found a house of three rooms and bath, for which they were to pay twenty-five per month until the deed was given. The' breakfast nook, in the new house, would meet their dally needs, while the living room could be used for oc casional guests. The guest cham ber too was dispensed with. For their equity In the former home they were to receive four hundred dollars, with a bonus of two hun dred dollars if they gave posses sion at once. Their care of the yard 'during their occupancy had made- the home more attractive and therefore, more desirable. To this, amount they added two hun dred dollars from the sale of the furniture of the two extra rooms. This amount paid all their Indebt edness excet one hundred dollars. Within' a week they were in a new home, with a new environment 1 This suburb was composed in the main of young college men, with small salaries, who could not indulge in luxuries. They were proud of their vegetable garden, which they cared for themselves. There were no nurse maids and few cars. In short, it was an ideal locality for a family In their cir cumstances. . They budgeted anew and In earnest.- There was to be no jug gling with this budget. Elizabeth Ann said, "If there Is not money to pay for mushrooms we can eat beans; they are quite as nourish ing and much cheaper. The baby showed his appreciation of this plan by putting a bean up his nose thus changing the subject. Eliza beth Ann also said: "Robert, if there is hot money in the clothing list for your slippers you will have to wear your moccasins, and you, son, can go with bare feet. Yours are pretty enough for, anyone to see." RoWrt considered this un just discrimination. A recent Increase of fifteen dol lars per month brought their sal ary to one hundred and sixty-five dollars, which they apportioned as follows: Overhead; which included Tent. light, water. fuel and tele phone, forty - dollars; clothing, twenty dollars; doctor and dentist. eight dollars;.' benevolence, eight dollars; insurance, , ten dollars; higher life, ten dollars; guests, six dollars; .Incidentals and main tenance, ten dollars pin money, eicht dollars: debts, fifteen dol lars: savings, thirty, dollars, i As soon aft their debts were paid they intended adding this amount Boys arfdGirls Statesman Biggest Little raper nl the World to their savings. Robert considers himself one of the fortunate of earth. The habit af saving without nig gardltness ' is " practiced by the whole family. Even the bahy has shown his appreciation of this sys tem of accumulation. 'He has eight more teeth than when be came and several more, hairs... When Robert kisses his wife and babf goodbye in the morning he feels himself tc millionaire leaving 'his' treasures for a few hours. The cynical may say,)that wife and baby are not negotiable .assets. True, they are not; neither Is the moon in the summer skies, nor-the clouds, nor the song of the stream in the for est, nor the beauty of the rising sun. nor the benediction of Its set ting, nor friendship, nor love. The most precious things In life are not negotiable.- Goodbye little family on the doorstep. May you keep out of debt and be happy. (To Be Continued) The man who hasn't time for public work does the most kicking becauss somebody else runs the town. . Says Backache Often Means Yon Have Xot Been Drinking ' . . Enough "Water. When yon wake up with back ache and dull misery Jn the kidney region it may mean you have been eating foods which create acids, says a well known authority. An excess of such acids overworks the kidneys In their effort to filter it from the blood and they become sort of paralyzed and loggy. When your kidneys get sluggish and clog you must relieve them, like vou relieve your bowels, removing all tne body s urinous waste, else you have backache, sick . headache, djiay spells; your stomach sours; tongue , is coated,-and when the weather Is bad you have rheuma tic twinges. The urine Is cloudy, full of sediment, channels often get sore, water scalds, and you are bbliged to seek relief two or three times during the night. Either consult a good, reliable physician at once or get from your pharmacist about four ounces of Jad Salts;, take a .tablespoonful tn a glass of water before break fast for a few days and your kM. neys may then act fine. ' This fam ous salts Is made from the acid of , grapes and lemon Juice, com bined witn litnta, and has been used for years to helo clean and stimulate sluggish kidneys, also to neutralize acids In the system; ao they no longer irritate, thus often relieving bladder weakness. Jad Salts is inexpensive, cannot Injure, and makes a delirhtfnl r. fervescent " lithia-water drink. Drink lots of soft water, f Bjr, all means have your .ohvstcian exam. ine yonf kidneys1 at least twice a year. -Adv. "':-. IF KIDNEYS ACT BAD TAKE SALTS : ; ; I-oads of Fnn '! Edited by John .M.' Miller, , , ONE REEL TARH - w rT: TT - , f ..... rbOR LITTLE CHILD "Ten dollars!' beamed the young man as be swung along the street. f "If you once break a bill the whole thing's gone! I'd like to see anybody make me spend a penny between here and the bank on the next' corner." He was so engrossed in the -vision, of a sar ings deposit, 'that for a moment he was unaware of , terrible screams and .cries that pierced the air around. Suddenly the shrieks penetrated -his'-ear. :. -; ' In the middle of the sidewalk, directly In hlsipath, stood. a tiny girl, her golden .eurls tossing, as she stamped her little feet and yelled "at the top of her lungs. Her angelic face was streaming with tears. .''Why, you poor little 1 girl, what's the ' : muter!' asked the young -man: bending over her. She only sobbed . and pointed. a chubby finger across the street where two boys with ice cream. cones were yelling, "Look at i- Alice.. Cry-baby AUce!.". - . - i "I know! You want an ice cream S cone," smiled the young man. i Fresh sobs broke from Alice. Gen tly he took the child by the hand and led her Inside the drug store before which she had stood. ,"An Ice -cream cone - for the young lady," .he .ordered.. Sight - of a heaping cone stilled the little girl's weeping. - Her an--gelic mouth curved in a smile as thev jfoan, led .her .outside. . VAre you' happy now Alice?" he asked. : . Shet -looked up radiantly. .. "Oh wess, .sly,; she, coped,. Jl woo. hadn't come -alongi would have had to spend my nickel, wlke my brurvers did." ,. : ; ; Angrily-the . kind young man' marched down the street, and de. posited $9.95 cents in the savings bank. : ; - - ", -- , . . . .... , FOUNTAIN IN.VACUUO 1 ' ' Are there any old' " burnt-ouf Cap'n Zyb 'aWMaTMBTBTaTaTBTaTBTBTBTBTaTBTBTBTBTBTBTBTaTaaTBTBTM eiecinc ugm ouios just, loaiing - around your house? Here is some- i I thing you can do with one and I have some .enjoyment in playing V with it. : . , " U ; TakeUhe old bulb,- fill a basin.' -t EliCTRICt - . '. : i FOUIiTAIN ? BREAKUP QFF.-BUMfTOm ELECTRIC BULB UHOER&UT WATERS P TURK CURRENT mo UflTER FLLED ouL8rJVO WATCH l J5 with moderately, salty water and Drearc pir the top of the bulb while holding it under the water. Im- -mediately the vacuum": fountain -will begin to fill the bulb with, the water. When the. bulb Is full, put in a socket and" turn-on" the cur- rent for. a jwhile andwatch the bubbles form and .rise to the tool of the bulb. The water will also probably turn slightly-green. J :i CAP-N ZBY. 2 .4 Hi fi Clean teeth the ' right way with, ! a dentifrice that j uwca uui atraicn or scoura4'WashMyour teeth clean with M C0LG ATE5 I FUTURE DATES""! ' ' H ' ' - , i .rr.d " " "nM waas. . JtaMaM. A aft uJf"',,.-p?lk. eontiM nu .o a a i! v-l CK Wlt oalam. T t W: ' ,.ftrr-?rlmary alactloa " 1 fc.- : t H i! i k i -ir i J I it l J .... , .i