The Oregon statesman. (Salem, Or.) 1916-1980, January 11, 1924, Page 4, Image 4

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THB BTATESMAkT fVUMUOXa COltTJJfY ' '.
215 South Commercial fit, Salem, Orofoa 5
B. J RCXDRICKS
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CAKLE ABRAMS
- Secretary
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Baaiaeea Office'
beers Department c. " ' .
Job Department
Entered et the footofflco to Beleey
ANOTHER WQED ABOUT OVER PRODUCTION
Another word about the bugaboo a possible over Pro
duction of dairy products in the Salem district
i' And this is the word:
: Ve can and do produce butter fat in the Salem district at
a smaller eost than it can be produced east of the Rockies. How
much smaller! At least 7 cerits a poiind smaller. Who says
this? The highest authorities in the dairy world say it. They
Raid it in speeches at the Salem Armory at the first Jersey Jubi
lee banquet, and on similar occasions every year since- - v
Only some of them make the difference in favor of the Wil
lamette valley still greater; as much as 10 eents a pound. The
7 cent difference was worked out by good 'authorities in the
time, years ago, when C. II. Markham was in charge of the Ore
gon .lines of the Southern Pacific, and was boosting ' dairying
here. (Mr. Markham has since become one of the greatest rail
road men of the world. He is now president of the Illinois Cen
tral.) , r -. . . , .
. That 7 or 10 cent a pound difference does not take into con
sideration the cheaper living conditions of the dairymen and
their families; the smaller costs for getting through the winters
and the summers, in our immunity from the extremes of cold
and heat.':..- ;,; . v .m . -t . . . ' ;, . -C .
There can never.be an over production of dairy products
here, with these conditions existing. We can compete on more
than an even footing with the world. -
If that fact could be soaked into the heads of all the dairy
men of the states east of the Rockies; thoroughly soaked into
their heads, there would in two or three years be ten cows milk
ed in the Salem district for every one milked now
And this would be one of the best things that could happen
to this section; and ,to the dairymen themselves, new and old.
"NEW CHAPTERS IN THE OLD BIBLE."
What is perhaps the largest Christmas card ever made was
completed in an American orphanage in the Russian Caucasus
when on Christmas Day twenty-two thousand children finished
the signing of a card addressed to the whole American natiott
ia gratitude for the care which has meant life to , them. , The
card is now. ia the mails, and will be delivered ou its arrival in
Am eriea .to President Coolidge. ;
In Bethlehem the .very i town where Christmas originated
with'he birth of Christ, the day was celebrated in'an American
orphanage, for. nearly one hundred children are in an orphan
Egc there.; J '."V ; ;!'.". 7'' . -
Njsrareth; the-home of Jesus for most, of. his-life,-.was the
scene o another celebration .As "more than one hundred boys
are bein j trained as carpenters iri a shop located across. the
ttreet from the shop of Joseph and Jesus. : ,.
From Athens, where Paul preached, another Jew, Henry
Morgeuifc&u,'ones of thei greatest Jews now tvalking the earth,
cabled -just before Christmas asking America to provide, not
Christmas goodies, but homes in an orphanage for five thousand
children, ' . ' . .
From Syria, came the' report of a different sort. of
celebration. Word has just reached the orphanages that hun
dreds of Christian children left homeless when their parents,
were'exijed from Asia Minor were wandering in the storms of
Central Turkey. A relief expedition was immediately filtetl.out
from. Aleppo to gather up two hundred of these children, all for
whom therewas room in the Americaij orphanagerin Syria'and
PacitineaV.:.:' ; ';'", ;' t . ....1
' And the other hundreds for whom'there was no room were
of neecssityjeft to suffer and perhaps most of them to die in
the pitiless storms, spurned or neglected by the not less pitiless
end for a large part impotent Turks. r . " "
'.'Dispatches from the Near East sound like, new chapters
from the old Bible. . We can respond .to these appeals only as
fundrf ahd warm clothing continue to reach us," is the heart
breaking message of J. J Handsaker, 613 Stock Exchange build
ing, Portland, state director of the Near 'East Relief.
A HANDICAP
TL. boy that quits school with
cut graduating is in a large meas
ure loosing his opportunity for
distinction in life. Cjf course,: a
1 e w rema rkable boys occasionally
overcome thli handicap, but think
what' would have happened if they
had been equipped for the work
la hapd. f However, In tln discus
sion words need not be accepted.
The figures speak for themselves.
The pertinency of (this conclu
sion Is emphasized by survey,
showing 76,509 persons were grad
uated from colleges, and universi
ties bf the United States between
latt January and July. This does
not take la . consideration other
hundreds who left before eomplet
lag their studies, but who entered
me worm wun tne impetus sup
plied i by residence In a college
'community. s ; r.r-
Of Uhose to t graduate, - 29.829
' did not specialize. They are, ready
for. the first job which offers and
(hat. they hold an advantage over
c ompetitors, of meager education
U unquestioned.. Engineering has
caught ; the popular fancy and
pushed aside .law," which, a few
years ago,1 captured the devotion
of young, men bent on something
more than i general education. -Of
-graduates who either took' a
degree in come branch of engineer
Jus or Indicated their Intention to
enter the profession, 1 27 9 special
. i it'll la mechanical engineering. .
The vrest Vera divided : among
electrical,'' chemical, agricultural,
architectural, mining,1 aerouautt
i a, naval, ceramic; industrial, tex
( !!o and other assorted ; varieties.
Jlowever, the "publicity engineer," J
J. L. BRADY
Viee-Preaident
' Manager
- - Editor
Huupr Job Dept.
sat
106
V
Ml
fOrogw.! as soeoad caaa matter.
who is known In some quarters as
a press agent in disguise', does not
appear as a' college product.
j- Degrees or diplomas in law were
granted 421 6. Those ;who made
C study of education in some form
oatnberett A 3502 Medicine had
3441 graduates,4 besides 1 4 S4 who
specialized in dentistry. Allied
branches Included 1053 i future
pharmacists, 19 9, nurses, 68 veter
inary doctors. ".
Commerce, business adminlstra
uon, nnance ana similar courses
had a graduate list of 2383. The
ministry will claim 1861,
OVEIt RKAUHKl)
The railroads sometimes become
so cocksure that they make them
selves ridiculous. A case has just
been decided against the railroads
and It is a case so plain' that the
wonder It U that. Jt was ever
brought. It was for division of
profits after all expenses . were
met;'--'." , ' l ,. .
' In this contest the rah roads act
ed on wrong legal .counsel and
poor understanding of public opln
ion. As s Solicitor General Beck
said when the case was beforo the
supremo court for. oral .argument
"They have been willing to take
the cake of an act patmed for their
relief and now want Ja retain (be
small penny that waV : asked as "a
part of the bargain"."" "" T"
The transportation act of 192
directs tne intorsiate commerce
commission, so far as practicable,
to approve reasonable freight rates
that will enable the roads to earn
up to 5 ' per cent on their vala-
ation. - Tender Ahat law the roid?
are permitted to retain an' addi
tlona) one-fourth of 1 per cent for
improvement of their properties;
and earnings in excesg of ' 6 per
cent are then divided between the
earning company and the govern
ment, the government Inturn, ap
plying its share of the excess earn
ings largely to the benefit and im
provement of transportation in
general."'.. "'-:f:-
OUt WOXDEKS
Oregon Is learning to capitalize
its wonders. Mt. Hood, solemn,
majestic, inspiring, stands through
the years a monument erected by
unknown hands to unknown
things. Possibly the early gods,
working their human subjects,
builded this monument as care
fully a3 the pyramids 'were built.
Possibly some great upheaval came
nearly upsetting the world, but
left Mt. Hood as an 'everlasting
monument to the power. '
, Then there is Crater Lake, si
lent, stupendous, , awful. Just
what made Crater Lake is not
known, but beneath the placid
waters of this natural wonder, be
hind the smooth surface, there is
a suggestion of infinite power.
Crater Lake. is one of the world's
greatest wonders.
Or, suppose we enter the earth
to hunt for its heart. In Jose
phine county there is a great cave
that men haj searched in vain to
find the end of. . It may lead to
the very heart Of the world so far
as. explorers know. Ahyway, it is
a, remarkable cave. j
; And wehave lesser things to
attract; 'things worth going thou
sands of miles to see. j Because
they are close to home we do not
notice them, but our visitors rave
over them, and stand with un
covered heads before the natural
wonders that make Oregon great.
.
THE WROXG IDEA
The prohibitory law is one of
the few laws wherein epemies of
the law undertake to dictate its
enforcement. We read In the
whiskey sheet of Salem the other
day how the prohibition law should
be enforced. There 'will be trouble
In the enforcement of this law un
til the present practice of loading
op' enforcement is discontinued.
The law does not have a fair
chance, and will not have until
the .enforcement is in the hands
of its friends. ...
It is time for the friends of pro
hibition to demand that this law
be rigidly enforced the same as
any other law. We no longer set
a thief tb catch a thief; in the un
covering of crime. It is not fair
to", put anti-prohibition ' men, or
men not- In sympathy with the
aw, in charge of enforcing the
prohibitory law. "
NOW VOll THE PARK
The Chamber of Commerce has
courageously taken hold of the
park, proposition, and this means
hat the tourist facilities will be
adequate .the coming year. When
The Oregon Statesman first be
gun its campaign to make the park
creditable it was an uphill job.
A tourist park was a new thing,
and there are stilt a good many
people here who are prejudiced
against new things.
The new board of directors of
the : Chamber of Commerce will
practically major in putting the
park. In condition, ,
TOOZE REPLIES
Elsewhere In ihis issue the Ore
gon Statesman publishes the reply
of the state chairman, Walter L.
T ooze, Jr., to the letter of H. H.
Stallard of the8 Nonpartisan
League. Mr, Tooze devotes' too
much time to the league. The
Nonpartisan League flourished for
a few years, but it ran Its course
and .there Is no chance in the
world of ever reviving it. Every
man who was In it at the borning
of the movement has deserted it,
and the self-seekers who kre try
lng to pull It out for selfish ends
can no more do so than anyone
could revive the old Greenback
party, the Farmers' . alliance, the
Populist party, or any of the other
defunct parties, Mr. Tooze is ns
ins his ammunition on mighty
small , birds. ., t, r
MOKE I1Y-PLAY
In 1912 the standpatters scut
tied the ship rather than permit
the progressives to have any say
in the party- management. Fol
lowing this same policy they aided
in electing a liemocrat as chair-
ban of the most important com
mittee in the senate in this par
ticular session rather than permit
the progressives to namu any one
of their umber. The progressives
were willing to take Howell. Com
ens or several others. The stand-
palters started all that. While
tew ol them' die, they nver learn
anything. The pity of it.
WELL DONE
: .The new Chamber of Commerce
board "of directors Muado ' a good
Btart br re-elccUua C E." Wilson
as secretary. Mr. Wilson dropped
into that work almost accidentally,
but from the beginning he showed
such adaptability for handling'thls
kind of busipess that he soon de
veloped into a great secretary,
Just at this time Salem is in need
of a big business man in charge
of the secretary's office, and the
demand happens to be filled by the
man now in office.
MEXICO
The pity of it Is that Obregon
cannot get sufficient arms to crush
the rebels at once. There will
never be peace in Mexico until the
central government is strong
enough to dominate every .part of
the republic. 'The least show of
weakness will always be followed
by a resort to arms on the part
of rebel-minded men.
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FARMERS WILL '
CONTROL CANNERY
The following growers have sub-
scribed for stock in the local can-
nery, says tne tmverion Appeau
Pete Helgerson, J. H. Larson;
George Benson. J. T. Knauf, A. E.
Coberly, Gus Carstenson, J. A.
Swenson, Ole P. Sunde, Frank J.
Brown. Emily Rowe, Anna Mehl-
sen, John Mafnhart, L. O. Hadley,
A. Souther, Trijon Opris, Luigi
DeSantia. C. M. Janik, John an-
Gorder, Chas. Alexander, Chas.
" Her Dangerous Path "
By Paul Forrest i
Adapted from the Patheserial by Hal Boach'
Copyright, 1923, by Patbe Exchange, Inc.
CHAPTER 8
"Should She Many a Scientist?"
Should I marrv Professor Gil
bert Pritchard and accompany him
on an expedition to the South
Seas?" Corinne Grant asked Wong
wno, wun tne a jo ot hts mystic
sand box, was trying to solve the
future for her. .
Sands tell all" Won f rt-rAA
laconically and, as Corinne watched
tne magic sands, she saw the scene
change.
She and her husband wtri on
board a dirty tramp schooner. The
tedious weeks on this slow, boat
with its lawless crew and its brutal
captain had filled Corinne with fear
and loathing., Pritchard, who
should have been her comnanion
and protector, was occupied with
nis dooks and his specimens, and
when she hinted her fears to him,
he tossed them aside as the imagi
nation of a sensitive woman.
ct Corinne s fears were very
real. She trusted onlv M auri. a
half-breed, who was a dealer in
pearls and who offered Corinne one
of his best when she had warned
him of . an attack upon him by
Simon Blake, the ship's captain.
wake ruled his crew with gun and
fast and him she feared most even
more than Malay George, for he,
in turn, feared Brake. Both Blake
and Malay Georcc had been too
familiar in their attitude toward
Corinne, but Blake had gone so
far as to grab Corinne brutally bv
the wrist and snarl at her, "Keep
away from that yellowback Mauri.
it you want a man, pick a white
man like me!" And Pritchard
laughed at her fears!
One day Blake, goinz into his
cabin, found Sam Comstock search
ing his cabin. Comstock was a de
tective who had spent years in the
chase of South Sea thugs and
pirates. He had long suspected
Blake of smuggling and now had
the goods on him. Blake attacked
Comstock. ' The crew, awaiting
their chance to mutiny, rushed into
the cabin. ! - -s ,-y , ;
On deck Corinne heard the dis
turbance and sought the aid of her
husband, but it was Mauri who was
prepared. In anticipation of this
he had provisioned a lifeboat They
had just shoved away from the
ship's side when the body of Com
stock splashed into the water. He
had been trampled and beaten by
the crew. Another splash, and
Blake had dived in. In a minute he
had climbed into their boat and he
and Mauri were rowing toward the
distant shore.'
n Corinne was entirely inexperi
enced in the ways of such a primi
tive existence, but she tried with all
sincerity to adapt herself to her
surroundings and to be of help in
setting up camp. That was more
than could be . said of Pritchard.
Leaving this work to Blake and
Mauri, he , went, in search of his
precious specimen's.
i Blake had assumed authority of
me nine group ana, tearing mm in
every fibre of her being, Corinne
krpt as far away from him as pos
sible.". Blake was marking time he
kept the boat in readiness to be
rolled into I the sea.
One day Corinne looked ud from
her clam digging on the beach to
see Blake Stealthily creeping up on
Maun, who was sleeping. She
tried to cry out a warning, but she
was so frightened her voice would
not respond to her wilt Blake
clubbed Mauri on the head and
knocked him unconscious. Then he
ran down to the beach and seized
Corinne roughly by the arm.
"You're comin' with me, he told
her savagely.; --; r !.'
Corinne struggled ' in his grasp
while she f wondcrr tf : where Jier
husband conld be.. Why didn't he
help her? Surely this was not to
be her fate, , Just as her strength
was giving out, help came sudden-
'v; s Mann, his brain still half Dumb
from Blake's blow, statferertrf nn
Hjs arm raised, a knife flashing ia
ni5 nana.-
- Slake released her and she fied.
McConnell. W. H.jlIope, J. t.
Drake, D. F. Ililman, C; R. Ootto
way, Miles OttowayjOle Overland,
Paut Dettwyler, Sam Kaser, Joale
Porter Moe, Joseph'jMcCracken C.
M. Losinger, C. (3. 'Stanton, Bert
Scott. J. W. Stay. Jc. J, Hagen,
J. S. Kork. A. T. Dale. J. W. Mc
Gee, J. A. pale, -E.f Senilis.. Lulu
Scott. H. II. Brlggsl I. R. Lamb.
Wm. Bailis. Will v Mires, Fred
Arthur, Will Arthur Sam Brown,
Roy Jones, L. (X Qbplerud, Ole
Sunde, Fred Moser, Lloyd A.
Heinz, C. R. Gldley. Vinnio R.
Heinz, I. A. Toft, Mf F. Dday, Hie
Mi Murray, A. C. Murray, Walter
Brown, Ed. Nelson, Frank Nelson,
C. J. Copley, Marion Palmer, II. J.
Winter, Nor r is A in eg, O. P Wigle,
P. O. Henderson, Ben Gilford, A.
G. Steelhammer., ; !
ii- - .
a The stock that as been sub
scribed for by the growers listed
above is sufficient t give the con
trol of the local cannery to the
growers. The stocte is now being
distributed to the growers, and a
stockholders meeting will. be call
ed in the very near future for the
purpose of electing a new board of
directors. C. A.: Hartley, and the
other members of the present
board of directors f will present
their resignations tj take effect
at. once, and the ney officers and
directors will be chosen by' the
growers. Under the new plan,, the
growers will own and control all
the voting stock, which places ab
solute control of th'plant in the
hands of the men Jwho will use
the cannery to market their fruits.
Thet cannery will be operated along
lines similar to thosof the most
while Blake twisted the knife out
of Mauri's hand. A shot rang out.
Corinne looked back and saw Mauri
fall; She scrcamedland fled oh.
Blake followed. Flan to elude him
rushed through her excited mind
as 'she 'ran. Sharp briars cutand
scratched her. She was unmindful
of any physical pain it was that
terrible terror that 1 numbed her
brain, stole her reason.
Blake was now close behind her.
She could hear hfm breathing
heavily and cursing. But she cpuid
not, would not give up.' She would
keep- on running untif she dropped.
Suddenly she emerged into a little
clearing and saw tjiat she was
trapped! : Shfe could fo no? further.
She was on the edgef a precipice
overlooking the sea. JThere was no
escape now, save ipne. Rather
death down there on he rocks than
to become Blake's possession. She
backed to the edge and waited,
heart pounding in hei hroat, while
Blake, a terrible ligljjt of triumph
and anticipation in his eyes, came
toward her.
"Stay where you lire," Corinne
said, and wondered that her voice
sounded so calm. "5tay where you
are 'or I'll jumpl'
Confident that she would not
carry out her threat, Blake ad
vanced. Corinne shut her eyes and
jumped. ......
In the meantime Comstock had
found their camp. The shock of
the water had revived him and he
had been washed up on another
part of the island. He saw Blake
and Corinne on the cliff, silhouetted
against the beautiful' tropical sky.
He saw Corinne le$p. Pouncing
upon the burly captain, thejf grap
pled and fought fiercely, nearer and
nearer the edge of Jhc precipice,
and, locked in each 'other's arms,
they fell down dowju!
Blake was killed by the fall, hit
ting on the rocks, but the detective
swam ashore. There, to his joy,
he beheld Corinne. She had land
ed far beyond the treacherous
recks and, except for bing
stunned, was unhurt.
Corinne looked across the sea
and longed to be at home among
her friends. , Then she cried with
joy. Dimly on the horizon she saw
the sails of a schooner. It meant
relief front this terrible life. She
had forgotten "her husband as he
had forgotten her in jhis interest in
his scientific explorations. Then
she heird him shout and he came
running toward them. Corinne's
hcartv sank. Her duty would be
here with him. f-
Somcone touched : Corinne's el
bow. It was Wong. With a start,
she realized she vas at home.
Sadly, she returncdrto Pritchard
and told him that stfc had decided
not to go. I
Shortly after the professor's de
parture a detective whom' Corinne
had commissioned to locate a
string of pearls that had bcen
stolen from her called. The chase
for the necklace had taken him all
the way to Quebec, but hit had re
covered them. 1 I
Corinne was delightet, but at
once realized that she could not
pay the detective; "She told him
about the loss of their fortune and
suggested tnat ne Kfcp-tne pcaris
until she was able to pay for his
work. ' . ' ' ,
But the detectives had an idea.
"Listen, Miss Grant! I can use a
girl like you to helnj me on a big
case. What do yon ay V
Corinne reflected. She! fancied
herself in, the role of a woman dc
trciivr, .ferreting out 'evil-doers, un
cloaking njrpocritcs and offenders
against society and Jhe law. She
was about to say yej wheit she re
membered s Wong's pwer of look
ing into the future. I
Asking for a few imimites while
she considered his offer, Corinne
w.erii again to Wong .for advice.
-Would Corinne succeed as a de
tective? Was such dancerous work
Ito be the solution ofrhcr troubles?
(To be continued;,. J ;.-:"!.
The Boys and Girls Statesman
The Bigscst little ra'per In the World " .'
Things
To Do
Copyright, 1023, Associated Editors.
l f -
j Snoppyquop
I' F r r-z . . II
Who aire these two musical Snoppyquops? Try and Guess! Tom
my Try is on the left forming the music stand, while Gussy Guess is
the tall boy on the right, who makes the 'cello. They are the head
liners of the Snoppyconcert. .
Tommy is listed as rolling stock, and since he has a ten-inch wheel
base, he can run on and off-stage with ease. ' One of his spare parts
is that of the base villain. Gussie would never play a base villain.
Base violin is more to his liking though he doubles as a 'cello, or, if
necessary, as a ukelele. ; . . . ,
Merely; twisting his ears tightens up his vocat chords, and with a
sweep of his bow, the most wonderful sounds are produced. . It's a
ticklish job, though, and once Gussie burst right out laughing in the
midst of "Schubert's Serenade.'?
string and had to go to the hospital.
Answer to today' picture paxile: The
successful of the cooperative can
neries, and no fruit will be taken
care of other than that, of the
stockholders. In order to reduce
the cost of taking care of the fruits
produced in this locality, the plant
will run to' full capacity, which
means that in the future several
times the quantity of fruit will be
handled as heretofore. The or
ganizers of the cooperative can
nery have been approached !by
several big growers from the out
side districts with, a view to their
becoming interested in the local
concern. It is their desire, how
ever, that all locally grown fruit
be taken Care of first, and that no
outside fruit be taken until they
know definitely the - number o'f
tons of each, variety of locally
grown furit that has to be taken
care of. The local growers will
be given an opportunity to affili
ate themselves with this organiza
tion in order to assure them of a
market for their crops. In the
event that the local growers do
not subscribe for stock that repre
sents sufficient fruit to run the
cannery to full capacity, enough
outside growers will be taken in
to assure the quantity of fruit re
quired to operate the plant to its
lull capacity. 5 . .
j BITS FOR BREAKFAST I
Likp April showers.
S
There was more snow1, on the
level than in the foothills last
week. There is no snow left at
the Lotz-Larson mine, on the
Little North Fork of the Santiam.
and that is about seven miles from
the summit, en an air line.
V
The faster the state flax plant
gets into full action, the more
acreage for 19'24 it will be safe to
contract: They are hurrying as
fast as possible.
; , "m "W
' It Is so hot in King Tut's tomb
that the explorers can hardly work.
Shows what 80rt of a life old Tut
led.
You can hear a piano in Eng
land by radio. But I what many
people want is a contrivance that
will make the piano next door in
audible. .
."Y
The United States now has more
tlian one-half the world's gold.
Everybody wants it, and few see
any of it. If it were not a meas
ure and' standard of value, it
would not be worth as much as
copper.
V
' O iii aim wonien demand that
their sex! shall be sent to jail the
name as men for 'violation of the
f jweil lawn. Looks like a demand
that might be easily satisfied.
V V
Divldetids paid by. the Slajidard
Oil Kroup of companies during
1923. aggregate $Si8.tfo,20S, the
.largest amouut of cash- evor dis
tributed Jy this" group, ncuiem
bor hack in l!tl when the Tniled
ttate supieum court "dissolved"
the Standard Oil "trucf ' by a de
cree? The stockholders would
probably! lik another-"dissolution."
i' '::.
Dramatic demonstration was
made the otner cay of the use of
radio in atunnel.lOO feet under
ground anil at a point 1500 feet
from..-thfe-enIjance..jJTbe Sijpwr-
T 1 Whcro Nothing I
Land I
He laughed so hard, he broke a
bottle eost 1.0j; the eork fire cents.
atus. worked as successfully as if
it had been on the Eiffel tower.
The limitations of wireless are be
ing pushed back from day to day.
For aught, we know the dwellers
in the Golden -City may be already
advised of the world's needs. Also.
there is a likelihood that the men
of Mars may be telling us how to
run the next war.
Trinity Church Gives
Women Right to Vote
.EILVERTOX, pr., Jan. 10.
(Special to The Statesman) Trin
ity church of Silverton Jhejd its
annual business meeting . Wednes
day. One of the chief measures
voted upon was whether or not
women should be given the right
to vote at the congregational busl
nesnjeijtings. The vote carried
that women should be given this
right.
The treasurer's report was giv
en, showing total receipts for the
past year ar about. JiS.OOO. This
was increased $300 for the com
ing year. It was also decided that
a reception, should be given new
members on the last Sunday of
January every yean
The next matter taken up, was
the, election of new officers. A
nominating committee had been
selected previous to the meeting.
This consisted of L. C. Goplerud.
John Puhr, Samuel Torvend, Axel
Larson, and Walter Larson. Offi
cers elected and re-elected were:
Trustees, M. J. Madsen, Amos Cor
house. Helge Rue, O. T. Bradsfad,
and Silas Torvend; treasurer, L.
H.Meyer; assistant financial sect
retary, L. O. Goplerud; auditors,
John. Goplerud. 3I J. Madsen;
cemetery secretary, Nels Langsev;
secretary, John Goplerud; finance
secretary, "Hans Hansen; janitor,
Hans Thompson ji organist,. Miss
Dora Henrlksen; assistant organ
ist. Miss' Marie Corhoqse: Ushers,
John Larson, : Elmer Johnson, Al
vin Legard, lelvln Revlnesa and
Willie Thompson..
Put rubber in your tobacco and
smake a . strong pipe to remain
single during this leap year.
FUTURE DATES
January 8 and, Bentfit aisow at
Grand theater tor Albcrtioa Kan Baby
home.
January 6-13 International week.
prayer.
January 0. Wednesday Imtallation et
offirera. 10OF.
January 10, 11 and 12. County judge
and eemmieaionera ot Or(oa to meet Is
Salem. . , " - -
January It. Friday Boslns Smoker at
armory. Phil Bayes and Uonny Dotaoa
in main ent.
Januar 11, Friday Carol - Koirinson,
pianist, t'irni Christian churuli, auspice!
Ciric Music cluh. . , ?'..;
January 14, Mondur Annual 1an(Uet
of ibe AIrion-PoIk Coaoty ReaHy-asao-ciattnn.
:
January 1. Mmnda- 1r. Ira Landrith,
I.l.l., Marina Count; Christian Endea
vor t'ninn. ' . '
. Jnuwry ,li, Mondar -40 a Ceremon
ial, Voituri 13. MK'ornaok hall.
January 15, 'J'urswiay Annual meeting,
I Marion l'olk ("onnty It-Itv H!oeiaion.
? . .. .e w.. t n.-ji . ..
' anpary 1.1, $ ursaaj roaraina; Jnemor
ial rampai-n open ia Oregon. ,
May 1, Friday Primary election i
Orrron.
January J. WHn4ijr - 1'outona
tirang tnerl in Ka!n.
January IT 54 National Thrift Week,
obserred loyally.
January 1!, Saturday Mealing nt d
partment ofdrprs, admiitiatratkta munnl
and Pt roajminderi, V'Hertm of for
tgn Ware. -
January Monday Ex-eervir nn
nt Marion-Polk eonntiea gweata ot 40 k S
MH'ornack halt, 8alrm. X
February 13, Toeaday Annual Ladies
night, ihiwani rlub. , -
rebnary S3, Saturday tWicotlim of
statu 4 'The Circuit Kider." ta SUM
Immim ' gmuada, ;
March 13. 14 ami 1 Stale Inter
choUratie ItaKkelball touraament, : Wit-
loads
of Fun
Edited by John M. llUler.
DID YOU KNOW?
Sir Andrew Clark, physician to
Queen Vctorla, aged to say that
since the month contains thirty-
two teeth, every mouthful of food
should ' : be ; chewed thirty-two
times.
Our system, of counting by tens
Btarted ages ago when men count
ed on their fingers. Because hey
naa ten lingers, a numbering on
their hands made a unit of count
ing, and that was the beginning
of the decimal system. A count
on their fingers and toes resulted
in twenty and thus the checking
off of things, by scores began.
An English scientist says -that
ships traveling east grow lighter
because they are going In the same
direction as the earth is revolv
ing. An ocean liner weighs five
tons leBs on its journey from Am
erica to England than on Us re
turn trip.
An experimenter for the United
States government has discovered
that plants may be made to grow
at any time by, Injecting ether in
them with a hypodermic needle. A
dozen drops "shot" Into the base
of the rose bush will make new
leaves and buds appear.
A BOTTLE AND CORK PPOflLEM
TC a Bnmr - .
l : .r1"1"- 'NPlw uTUK cost
II nrZ i .n V.1 tXJTTLtr COSTS 5 1
w nt- -T vrvc
GASCAXXOX
To get the old Seidlits powder
cannon Into action mix the white .
and blue powders of a seidliti
SEIDL1TZ
POWOER-CAMriOM
AtOUffT "
GOTTLE
ON BLOCK
WXSEIDUTZ.
POWDRS-AOOi
MOISTURE
while dry. Put this mixture into
a bottle which can be mounted
like a cannon, as shown.
Pour a few drops of water into
the mixture and place the cork la
the, bottle and aim at your, target
'wuicu anouia noi we r.w
Pretty soon the gas in the seidliti
powder will blow the cork out
with a loud boom and the cork'
may hit the target If yon hare
aimed carefully. . ,
SAGE TEA DJISDY
KI!
It's Grandnkother's Itactpo to Brin
Ilack Color and Lustra
to Hair. . s .
You can turn gray, faded half
beautifully dark and lustrous ali
most over night if to'H get a hot
tie of "Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur
Compound" at an drug store.
Millions of bottles of this old.
famous Sage Tea? Recipe, improved
by the addition of other, ingredi
ents, are sold annually, says a well
known druggist here, because it
darkens the hair so naturally and
evenly that no one can tell it has
been- applied. .
. .Those whose hair is turning gray
gray , or becoming faded have a
surprise awaiting them, because
after one or two applications the
gray hair vanishes and your locks
become luxuriantly dark and beau
tiful. , , , .
This Is the ago of youth. Cray
haired, ' unattractive folks aren't
wanted around, so get busy with
Wyeth't, Sage and Sulphur Com
pound tonight and you'll be de
lighted with your dark, handsome
i.t . i .. . ..
i nun juur fuuiaiui appearance
withiu a, few days. Adv.
g--....-n.T4rT.ii. rf .
Cap'n Zyb
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