V, , n J THE OREGON STATESMAN, SALEM, 1 OREGON THURSDAY MORNING, JANUARY 3, 1D24 I t 1 ' ' Tuned Daily Except Monday fey THB STATESMAN PUBLISHUfO COXFAIY Sift Smith Commercial 8t, Salem. Oragoa R. J HEXDftlCKS Praaldeut GABLE ABRAM8 Secretary j. . KEHBEB OF THB Th Aiaoeiaud Praai la axeluaively ' diapatchea credited to it or not wcai aewa pupuanea nenin. R. J. Hendrieka Joba L. Brady Yaakjetkotkl BUSINESS Nov York, 141143 Tbomae t. Clark Co., .. . inf. w o. (Portland Office, 801 Worceiter Bldf., i .- ii .j Buelneae Office Ntwt Pepartasnt 'J Job Department Entered at the Poatofflce ta Salem, Oregon, as aeooad-eaaa matter. Ik THIS IS THE REAL , The pear industry in the Salem district is not going to be over done soon. Probabl it never will be over done ' And you will perhaps ask why. v ' Because the (natural conditions here afe ideal for producing pears, and pears of quality, and because good pear land is abundant and cheap here-the natural conditions are ideal above any other known section, and pear land is cheaper here , than in any other pear country . ' . . y Arid industries will finally follow the lines of least resist ance; they will flourish where all the conditions are best for them. ; t . ! . v ' The Statesman has for five years and longer been preach ing the gospel of pears; more pears, for this district ; and : especially more Bosc, Bartlett and Clairgeau pears. Kenneth C. Miller of -Sheridin, a successful pear grower and a high authority on the industry, recommends these three ' " uu. ir "fi rroi. u. i. Lewis, now managing eauor oi me American Fruit Grower Magazine, one of who is the author of a book for school use on pears, said three years ago that he had never seen good Oregon pears sell at low prices, arid he never expected to, in his life time ' And he recommended our growers jumping into pears--Ang growing the Bosc, the Bartlett and the Clairgeau; planting, them : 25 to 30 feet 'apart ; putting two rows of Bart letts, two of Bote and two of Clairgeau . . ; .i ", For while' he thought the Bartletts were self fertile, and also" the Bosc and the Clairgeau, in this soil and climate; still there was safety in getting all to! pollenue by setting as indi .cated ! ' . ' '.':( ii ;And he said all three excel here; all three bear .early; bear . at five years;, . . ; 1 r j ,": j - - ,x ;IIis advice was to .use Japanese roots, grafted to Surprise then1 the Tariety you want. This is ideal. But by all Weans the 'use of Japanese roots; they are blight proof, cold resistant and disease proof. Surprise worked on the Japanese roots, and then grafted to. Bosc, Bartlett or, Clairgeau is the recommenda tion orFrof.lw for saie j ' And Prof. Lewis often said, while himself a resident and pear grower here,. that Oregon ought to be growing ten times the pears she was producing. L ' v - There has been a- note of warning concerning a possible over,' production of pears ; but a i reading of the interview in The Statesman of this morning j with Marion County Fruit Inspector; Van Trump will serve to dispel any such fear; that is, with respect IcUhe Salem distct-f ,t .:r! " " V, , f Because wfe. grow the world's best pears, and We can pro duce them at the lowest .cost. , j , .: ; . - , l'; 1 1 Oxtr Salent.diBtriet Bose pears.topped the New York market 111,1919 at6J5 a, box i repeated! the performance in 1920R at $7138 a boXi imd .our Anjou pears topped the Chicago market in 1920 H $4.71 boje and $4.54 for car lots. And our Winter NelKs pears' topped the London miarket in 1920 at $7.10 a box. "Our Boscs have just sold in the eastern markets aas high 4 as $4-50 a box for the 19.23 crop, our Anjous at $3.50, and our -Whiter tNeUis are selluag at the latter figure; now. ' . .'Salem growers ought to put out more pears ; put them out right," And gite them the proper attention. Forget the advice of the croaker, that we are likely to over do the production of :j:gwdpcarehereV;' . i r 'And it .ought "to be considered a disgrace , for any one to mabjtain here a nondescript variety. Graft them over into the money making4Jkinds t . i CHANGING EDUCATION ' I" ' - . . . , Educators have been talking a ' crest deal about the revolution in - procedure. There has been a re voluiion, . but , it has not gone far enough.. W e spend too much time yet. teaching prepositions, adverbs and adjectives, and too little time teaching healtlu We must have . lieUhy: bodies In older to have aucce'its.ui education and we must K-urir health as part' of our work. A matter of fact our children, ! ntti , learn very much in the t-chuul room. ; U U the contact, - ihri touati. "Only the exceptional ' tkllj id tl on thl 4,0 U appre , t-utlc i obulu out i,i the textbook., ' : 'I hit balance learn by contact. , i . . Addressing the bociety for the LUdy of Educational Sociology at ; Washington, , D." C., Wednesday, Ju4dph K.' Harw educational editor : " of .The fcSurveyi, declared that -be-' yoad reading, j ritinj; and 'a littie ; iiguring the final Impress of the cijoolt upon any here from 75 to r , 90 per" cent of our children is s ; beutlally nil, exrept for that com i ;'rj unky life . Which the children lutcieie outsida the schoolroom.'. . : j ; With some! possible exaggera : tidn, that is essentla'ily true, and ', lt is not necessarily an indictment '. of "our - educational system , and educators, l' it Jl more an Indict ' ment of the limitations of human ,; :; iiiiture and the.homan mind. v ' : ' H It Is a fact that a large majority r children "go through even the. - superior public schools of the , Unjted SUtes and emerge with 1H ; Ue ' more 1 than a smattering of . feeding', writing and figuring. LABOR AND AUTOMOBILES 'I To us It Is a pleasant fact that so many laboring people have au tomobiles. In the first place, they are entitled to the comforts and ronvenlencest , life. ' .We . really believe that there should be an actfve movement In Salem for J. I. BBADT Vlca-Preaident m of afri AJSOCIATXD MUSS entitled to the see for nublleatloi otherwise credited la tfcia paper and alao Via , ; i Manager ' Editor ICftBAfax Job Dept. OrpiCKS: West S6th St.; Ohieago, Marquette Build- urouwani. mct. rhona 6637 BRoadway, 0. F. Williami, Mgr.) TELEPHONES: 38 Circulation Of flea SS-100 Society Editor . . V i i . 68 106 (81 PEAR PARADISE uiuaUuu ui uur uru the nation's best pear experts, more bath tubs in the ' homes; bat that takes us away from our subject. . With. present wages a few of the thrifty laboring people can own automobiles now, but the ma jority. of .them are owned because of prohibition... Mr. Gompers li beled his membership when he de manded that they have light wine and beer. He insulted their In telligencer when he pronounced ln favor of the saloon Interests rath er than the comforts of the home and conven'ence of an automobile. We take it as an indisputable fact that even with the wages as high as they are, the average man could not patronize the saloon for light wine and beer and own an automobile - for the comfort of himself and family. The resolve all of us should have for this year is to have more prohibition. ,' STORIES AtVD RUMORS Most of the stories and rumors that embarrass people come from the opposition, and sadly enough. are repeated by friends. Friends hardly ever originate, they just repeat. The average man starts out -with thin akin, but if he amounts to anything, he gets that skin so perforated, with criticism that he becomes as tough as a rhinoceros. The more he amounts to, the tougher he becomes. Really, it Is a shame how we do ' malign those who . disagree with us. If a man agrees with us, he is a patriot, if he disagrees, he is a demagogue.' 1 TRE RECEPTION j A large number of people ac cepted the Invitation to visit the YMCA rooms : New Year's day. Of course, all were depressed with the rickety surroundings, but all were impressed with the character of the work being done there. It la apparent that there must be something done, and tt la on the hearts of the closest friends of the Institution to have a new building. It all revolves itself down to a Very practical question: Is the YMCA reaching all the peo ple it should reach, all the people it needs to reach? It so, it should not be developed any further. On the contrary, if the YMCA is not reaching all it should reach, if there are boys and young men who could be helped by this or ganization, then the organization should be extended The Oregon statesman does -not propose to discuss thisr question. More pro perly they I will discuss them selves, aa a matter of fact, and decide themselves much more elo quently than we can write. ALIEN SELECTION Secretary Davis hes prepared an Immigration bill which has the ear marks and is in line "with what American policy ought to be. His plan is for selective im migration The presentplan of per cent means that each nation is entitled to its quota. AH kinds can come under that designation. If we could have selective immi gration, we could get only those who come here for the purpose of making homes and becoming a part of our industrial life. The present law is faulty. NO MATTER The republfoall Btate chairman relterates flls f ln a prHri- mary convention, but a careful reading of his latest article indi cates how definitely he avoided any reference to the one proposed for Lincoln's birthday. What was done to that proposal was a pre caution. The republicans are not going to hand over the nominat ing power to the politicians, and it did not take long to get this word spread abroad. The primary has come in response to a real de mand, and it will last until some thing better is devised. A WROXO POLICY France is not paying even the interest on Its public debt, and yet France is loaning money lib erally to the entente countries it holds as satellites. France is em boldened because it believes it wore Germany out on the Ruhr, but it was not much of a feat to wear out a country so tired as Germany was. France must get down to business and make settle ment of its debts. It cannot run forever on borrowed money. TAXING SECURITIES With all our talk of paying our Just share of taxes and reaching the rich,' we are leaving the rich the most profitable investments tax free securities. Poor people cannot afford to own these and rich people can. If we are going to get a tax that hits everybody, re must stop these tax free se curities ' and devise something the. i A GOOD SELECTION The many words of praise on avery side directed to the appoint ment of Judge O. B. Coshow, in J cates that the supreme court will continue Its high standards. Judge Coshow is a man of parts and will maintain the dignity and Intelligence of the court. A GOOD EDITION The Roseburg News Review has a iorty page special edition, which is a plum dandy. It is hardly news that no ar rests were made In Salem New Year's day. Drunkenness is al most a lost art here.. The Balkans are again cutting up. The Balkans are the world's sore toe. They are always caus ing trouble. 1 BITS FOR BREAKFAST Salem is also the pear city a And the surrounding country the peerless pear paradise. " The case for pears ap-pears all right; and it is all right. As a pear country, this Is a peach. V s King Bosc might rule with .King Bins, and Queen Bartlett have such purple robes as Queen Anne. V U Which reminds a Salem man of another story, of the man who said the olive branch is the emblem of peace, and the orange blossom the badge of war. H U If that south wind that is pre dicted keeps coming strong, snow in these parts will have about the chance .of a gutta . percha rat chased through the lower regions by an asbestos cat. V-v I- ' Calvin Coolldge, a canary, took the third prize at the Chicago show. A bird, all right. I Only 362 days left to do your Christmas shopping for 1924. H S If some one warns you of a pear shortage, give him the horse laugh There will never be any pear short age of the best pears our best growers can raise when, they try their hardest. It is the climate the soil, sunshine and showers, Nature here is kind to the pear of quality, as in no other place under the wide dome of heaven. m Referring to the de trop Web foot weather of the past couple of days and three nights, a Salem man is reminded, of the story of the young fellow who proposed to a girl and was refused her heart and hand. He remarked that it was Just as well, any way, because he ought not to marry a girl of 32. When she appeared hurt and surprised, he said her attitude re minded him of that, because it was around the freezing point. I scons MILLS I w SCOTTS MILLS, Ore., Jan. 1. Mrs. T. J. Moloy and son Robert, jf Portland are visit'ng with Mr Moloy on the ranch during" the holidays. Mrs. Lena Bellinger, who has een visiting In Portland for sev- aral .Weeks, returned home for the hristmas holidays. Mr. , and Mrs. L. S. Rice and family visited with relatives in Woodburn on Christmas. Mr. and Mrs. Herman Land- wing and family Bpent Christmas with Mrs. Landwing's parents'. Mr. ind Mrs. Perry Moser on the biqua. Joe Cersch who is working In Portland spent Christmas with hi; parents here. Miss Grace Dunagan who is teaching near McM:nnville le pending her vacation at home. . Mr. and Mrs. T. Mapletnorp ind daughter. Miss Emma, and Mr. and Mrs. F. E. Sharer ana sons Earl and Frank, spent Christ mas with Mr. and Mrs. W. T. Hogg and family. Mr. and Mrs. Allan Bellinger were in Salem Friday on business Mr. and Mrs. John Scott of Oregon City, Mr. and Mrs. O. L Scott and family of Salem and Mr. and Mrs. Harve Hartman oi Canby spent Christmas with Mr and Mrs. Charles Hartman and 'amily. Misses La Vern R.'ch, Beatrice and Clarice Amundson of the U of O. are spending their Christ mas vacation with their parent here. Miss Augusta Elmer of Silver ton and Miss Viola Elmer of Mon mouth are visiting their grand mother, Mrs. Kate. LaodwinguX . The 14 th birthday of their daughter, Loraine, was the in spiraiiou tor me aengntiul oc 4 caslon Thursday evening when Mr. and Mrs. W. T. Hogg invited a number of friends for a party a' their home. At a late hour re freshments were served. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Hettwer and family and Leo Hettwer ct Mr. Acgel visited their parents at Crooked Finger Christmas. PRINGLE Young folks here enjoyed a masquerade party at the Guy Hickman home Saturday night. Mr. Siewert viBited with the Stewart family Friday evening and enjoyed the radio entertainment. Dan Seiwert is home from OAC for a vacation. Evelyn Cofeurn spent the holi days with relatives in Salem. W. Cobnrn did some butchering the day after Christmas. Wrilliam Propst, who has been home during the holidays, ex pects to return to the logging camp soon. Ocie Stewart visited during the holidays with the G. W. Brown ng family near Chemawa. PRATUM Nearly 150 people attended the Christmas program given at the Pratum Methodist church Decem ber 24. Those attending say it was one of the best programs of its kind ever given. The following participated 'n ihe program: Song "O Little Town of Beth lehem," by congregation. Devotional Rev. U. O. Bead !es of Molalla, Ore. "Star of Peace," choir. Welcome -Irvin Meyers. The Shepherds Saw the Golden Light Dorothy Bowen. Beneath the Star Paul William Silkie. Crowded at the Inn Nellie Kleen. Song. "Can't You See It's Christ nas Time" Juniors. Song. "Only a Babe in a Man ner" choir. If . Chr'Btmas Didn't Come" Velma Holverson. There'a a Carol Opal Yates. Irvin Branch, Rolland deVries. King Immanuel Dan Bischoff. Solo Mr. Allen Hall. Christmas Clapping Song Pri maries. Christmas Carol Maurice de Vries. ' The Christmas Star Shall Lead the Way Waldo Kleen., Merry Christmas Time Evelytoe - aevries. - Love Is Born Edna -Meyers Intermediate Song, "Holy Night, Silent Night." Christmas Offering lor Japanese Relief. A Christmas j Carol Evelyne Emery. Your Star and Mine Mildred Meyers. list the Song -Choir. Kris Kingle siouts Davis. Christmas Time--Wilma de Vries. The Message of the Stars Olivia deVries. Recitation Helen Mae Thomp son. 'Twas Long Ago Choir. Shadows Across the Sheepfold Alice Davis. Reading Gladys Emery. .Greetings Rev. OJ J. Bead ies, pastor. rr" - Bethlehem A Pageant. The Distribution of Gifts fol lowed the program. I NEW CORPORATIONS I . r- , The following articles of incor poration were filed yesterday with the" state corporation department: - Bend Hardware company, Bend; incorporators, George J. Childs, A. O. Schilling. F. Dement; capi talization, $25,000. Big Creek Logging company. Portland; incorporators, D. E, Stewart. Harrison G. Piatt. Palm er L. Fates; capitalization, $1000. E. S. Kerr Corporation, Port land; incorporators. E. S. Kerr, W. B. McNair. Allison Moulton; capitalization. $5000; brokers. Traverse-Bennett company, Portland; incorporators, C. E. Traverse, Charles A. Bennett, Madge D. Traverse; capitalization, $25,000; contracting. . Leiin Manufacturing company, Portland; incorporators, R. W. Lee, F.C. Lee, C D. Christensen; capitalization, $5000. A permit to operate In Oregon was issued to the: Palmolive com pany, an Illinois corporation. N D. Simon of Portland Is attorney- in-fact for Oregon. A permit also was issued to the Walworth Oregon company, a Massachusetts corporation, capitalized at $350,- 000. .Edwin A. Neupert of Port- and is attorney-in-fact for Ore gon. Notice of dissolution was filed by the Multnomah Research la boratories of Portland, and by the Lumbermen's Timber company of Portland. Supplementary articles were filed by the Interurban Autocir company, changing the name to the Interurban Stage company. Under the blue sky act the fol lowing permits were issued: Sil verton Food Products company, to sell $35,200 iq stock; Idaho & Nevada Mining company, to sell $10,000 in stock; The Underwood Lumber company of Lakeview, to sell $70,000 in:, stock; to the Balsley-Elkhorn Mining company of Baker, to sell $450,000 in stock; to John M. Solon of Port land, to operate as a stockbroker. Near Accidents Make , Silverton Folk Cautious SILVERTON, ; pr.. Jab. 2. (Special to The Statesman) A fine, dry snow began falling at Sihrerton early Wednesday morn ing adding to the two inches which already covered the ground. be thermometer stands at 20 de grees. Several near accidents have occurred on the hills enter ing' Silverton. ' Coasters have made Liberty hill so slippery that it is bard to go down in a. motor car with safety. S Take a Little Salts if Your Back .Hurts, or Bladder Is Troubling You t No man or woman can fraake a mistake by flushing the rkidneys occasionally, says a well-known authority. Eating too much rich food creates acMs, which excite the kidneys. They become over worked from the Btraln, get slug gish and fail to filter the waste and poisons from the blood. Then we get skk. Rheumatism, head aches, river trouble, nervousness, dizziness, sleeplessness and urin ary disorders often come from sluggish kidney . The moment' you feel a dull ache in the kidneys, or your back hurts, or If the ui-ine is cloudy, offensive, full of sediment. Irre gular of passage or attended by a sensation of scalding., begin drink ing a quart of vater each day, also' get about four ounces of Jad Salts, from any pharmacy; take a tablespoonful in.' a glass, of water before breakfast, and in a few days your' kidneys may act fine. This famous salts la made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined; with lithia, and hag been used for years to flush and stimulate the kidneys; also to help neutralize the acids in the system, , so theyf no longer cause irritation; thus5 often relievins bladder weakness. Jad Salts is Inexpensive; makes a delightful effervescent ilithia water drink which everyone should take now and then to help keep the, kidneys clean and active and the blood pure, thereby Often avoiding, serious, kidney complica- kions By all means have your physician examine your kidneys at least twice a year. Adv. HO F WATER ClEi'iS KIEV The Published Occasionally ACJRTISING-. TH'194 MODEL CHICKEN COUPE 123 AUTOMOBILE E0W 44:. Do you iever eat any stranke foods or see any of them? There are literally hundreds of th?m which can I be procured, in mapy places in this country. Most' of these strange foods are visitors from abroad ard are sold her be cause incoming foreigners wish ,to buy the same kinds of food which they ate in their native lands. ; First of all, you should try some of the delicately flavored rose marmalade, which comes from Turkey in earthenware ;jars which are never more than three- quarters full. This marmalade 'is PROBLEMS' 4. dele GarrlKMB's New .Phase of REVELATIONS OF A WIFE Copyright 1921, by Newspaper Foature Service. Inc. . CHAPTER NO. 64. j THE REASON MADGEE WAS ASTONISHED BY ROBERT SAVARIN. I do not think Robert Savarin saw me at all. For a second he stood still, staring at Lillian and COI. Travers in the officer's! car. then he descended the steps and walked to the' gate with a sw(tt. panther-like step that I never biad seen in his gait. : i "Lillian!" f But the one word came from his irps, and that a hoarse call. I 1 saw Lillian raise her head as she heard it. turn and look at the .man who loved her go devotedly, but she had no time to answer If she wished to do so for at that in stant the engine responded to the officer's touch add the car spVang forward. Lillian! waved her hand to the artist striding toward the gate, a friendly commonplace -au revoir, and then down the rOad. the car was far rwith Robert Sa varin staring after it. . : I did not like (he look upon his face. Vaguely itj brought back to me the thought of those years be fore Lillian had tome into his $fe for the second inie, the years when his brain was . clouded. ". I wondered, not for the first time, upon how firm a foundation his restored, sanity Tested, whether eome great shockf or sorrow njight not push him bacTt again into' that awful mental darkness. "Who Was That "Man " I " Rising impulsively, I went Bwiftly down the path toward. him. I felt instinctively that the quick est 1 panacea for : the absurd , rag ing jealously evidently consuming him was the truth. He evidently did no hear me coming, ami the started violently at my touch Uon his arm, as if he were a thorough bred racer quivering under ': a whip. "Madge!" he ejaculated; ; as though he had not seen me for days. Then he 1 grasped my arm savagely. "Who was that man?" he de-- manded. ? . I did not wince, though hU fin gers were pressing with . uncon scious cruelty into the flesh o,f iny arm. ' " "Col! Traver3' I returned, j'of the state troopers. He is hereion government work, the result ; of what, happened last night, or do you know " ; , I know nothing," he said dully. but I saw that my words had eased the awful tension to which his nerves had been keyed, although ha was still too much under its influence Xi realize exactly what I was trying to tell him. ; "Well, come and sit down and I'll tell you about it,". I said with rmrDJBeful forced fi vptu I ff, quijU an evcitingj tale." H -He turned and walked obedient ly jwith me to the veranda, speak ing no word until we were seated In the comfortable porch chairs; Then, before I could speak; he asked a single explosive question. urn Imuran Know that man be fore " . , j - I A Strange Statement'. i I could have laughed at this ex hibition' of Jealously worthy qf a high-school boyjhad not his! even. shadowed with j real mental lan guish, troubled me sorely, i 1 She nerer saw or beard of him in her life before," I retorted lem- Animal Statesman OME QUEER THING'S TO EAT actually made from attar of roses and some strange Turkish sugars. When your coffee is served, if you drink coffee, it should 1c sweetenedwith the date sugnr which the Arabs use greatly. If you don't drink coffee order ku mua, a type, of Bulgarian butter milk made from fermented goat'f. milk. , Another method of Bweetecing coffee is to place several of the rock-hard Arabian wild dates in the coffee, where they will melt and sweoter. it beautifully. These rock-hard dates are not sticky, but phatically. "But you must know the position she holds in govern ment work, do you not?" "The secret, diplomatic work?" he responded. 'Yes, but" I looked around carefully for possible listeners and then lowered my voice discreetly. , . "Last night, a state trooper was shot while in the reservoir grounds" I said. "As it happen ed I was the one to f ind mm, and Dicky, Mr, Cosgrove arid the boys brought him to a little! inn a mile from hero., The man who really did it, "accused- us of j the crime, and I showed that officer there and to Col. Traversl Lillian's badge which she had lent me for just such an emergency. There is a government end to the thing it seems, and Col. Travers Eaid it was imperative that he see Lillian at the first moment possible. So I named half after 8 this morning. He' arrived promptly, and Lillian herself suggested that they rid a as they talked, so that there would be no possible danger of eaves droppers. They should be back in a very few minutes." - A brick-red flush -j-epinced his pallor.-and I was glad to see that he was as thoroughly ashamed of himself as a man could well be for his asinine exhibition of jeal ously. But, man-like, he took refuge in another grievance in stead of acknowledging his error. "I do not like this work for Lil lian." he said a bit sullenly., "or indeed, anywork. She is not fit I for anything but rest. 1 If ever I have any authority over her, shall stop this nonsense." r v 1 - . 1 looaeo at mm a minute m amazemen.. then decided that he meant exactly what be" said, and I marvelled that he, who hv.-d Lil- li in so .eotedly, h.-i-f no better conception of her brain and in domitable will. Authority over Lillian to stop the work was as the breath of life to her! I-:ven Harry Underwood, with all his faults, had not at tempted that. I (To be continued.) College Students of Silverton Returning SILVERTON. Or., Dec. 2. (Special to The Statesman) College and university students were busy returning to their re spective schools all : day New Year's. Those going ito Corvallis were Miss Dorothy Hubbs, Miss Vivian Cramer, Miss Lbuise Fisch er. Theodore Hobart, Victor Mad sen. Fred Banks. Harold Larson. Robert Seernan and Almond B'alch. Students returning to Oregon were Edgar Wrightman, Sophus Starr, Maurice Warnock. Seward Hoblitt; Lowell Hoblitt. Lyle Janz. Miss Lulu Goplerud, Miss Ruth Riveness, James Thompson and Harry Thompson returned to the Luther college at Parkland. Wn. f Mrs. Baxter Breaks Her Hip in Fall at Home S1LVERTOX, Or., Jan. 2. (Special to The Statesman) Mrs. E. Baxter, age 72, fell and broke her hip last Friday. Mrs. Baxter broke her ankle about three months-ago and it was due to the still weak condition of the ankle that she fell breaking her hip. In gping through a door the ankle turned, causing her to fall. i - " -.By ---Ephxlam Owl SOCIETY NCTE , MR. AND MRS C.GULL ACE MOVJNCr tTO THE WATER FRONT ADDinOI WHERE THEY WILL DO LIGHTHOUSE KEEPING- they shine just like a regular date. They have such hard, pointed seeds that natives take the "seeds and use them for dowels and nails. ' - . .. ' - !.' ,-. If none of these foods are queer enough for you, try an African tree slug. Of course the proper way to eat these things (which look something like a snail) is to dig them out of the trees and swallow them fresh! and raw. This is no stranger than eating taw oyeters, if you come to think about it. - : 'r ' uxv IW 111 ' ; - BRONCHITIS Leaves a bad cough. So does "flu"; ; and la grippe, i But these lingering . coughs yield easily to the healing and curative qualities of . CHAMBERLAIN'S COUGH ! REMEDY Every user is a friend v Cap'n Zyb ' During the last week or two, t have gtren you some good tricks which you can use for a magical show. Doubtless,; you' have some others of your own. After, a bit of practice, try and put on a show. just for the fun of It, if for notb ing else." Make the whole affair as spook; and as mysterious as possible be cause this lends charm to the per formance. Have your light dim and wear a dead black costume of some kind, tf you can wear" a loose flowing black rob all the better, -because it gives you tout place to tuck away a lot of thtLgs you may wish, to make disappear during the course of the- er 1 ing. " i When yon get yp to do yiur tricks and while youl are doia them, talk, talk, and keep Ton talking. Make the stuff you say as runny as nossible. bprii tr you can get a person to laugh he wont be nearly as well able -tfrJ watch you as otherwise. Also.' 1 - .; 1 TN A . TALK! natter your audience, Tell taemM H how intelligent they are and you doubt whether any one could fool ould fool i , tvt letJ I humhly rj so distinguished a group, them know that vmi ; nrlll try to do so not because von 1 " wish to fool them but because you wish to entertain them. Figure out in advance iust what trick you are going to do next and have everything so that there w:R De no watting or no hitches. It will probably be best for you to have some assistant to help you with the execution of vonr tri.i and to help et things ready and take them from the i stage after th trlrk la narfn.n. A - v4WIU1CUi . t j CAP'N ZYB. . A 1 FUTURE DATES .1 Jannarr Jl nA -" . v ' . horod lhe"r 'or Albcrtin Earr Baby Jsnnary 6 IS International wsek of prayer. ... January 7. Mon4ay-lBtaUatlo f Of ficer!, Amerfcaii Lecion. McCoraack hall. ofi wir7oo'FWedae,4,yrI,,,uut -l January 10. Tharailavo A qn?t and initiation of Cherriana. January 10, 11 and H. County JujrM I and eommiiiionerf of Ortfoa to meat is Salem. . January 14. Monday Annual banquet 1 pi tho Marioa-Polk County iUalty aaao- eiation. - r , January 14. MondayDr. Ira Landrlth. v ULD;C .Mro County Chrtatiaa . ndea- vor L nion. . January 15. Tneaday Hardinj Uemor- ; lal eampairn opena la Oreeon. obf:An.4V.lyTN,UOMl January. 19. Saturday ifeetinf of 4e parttnent offirera, adminiatration rounril and paot commander. Veterani of For if Wara. , , '-r . . tatuo "Th- Circuit BMor.' la atU March 13. 14 and : 15 tat Inter acholaratic batketball 4ournament. Wil- Uncttt t7maatiam. - 4: ?1 .1 r- i V r X i 3 r 1 ( 1 1.1 e