THE OREGON STATESMAN, SALEM, OREGON
SUNDAY MORNING, NOVEMBER 18, 1923
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(Portlaud Office. No. 21 North Ninth St, C. F. William, Mgr.)
B. j. 1IKNDR1CK3
President
CARLE ABRAMS
Secretary
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R.' ij Ueudrirka
Job L. Brady
frank Jaskoski
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Thomas P. Clark Co., New York; 141-143 West 36th St.; TOueago. Marquette Build-;:.--.
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Eerc4 at the Postoffice ia Salem, Oregon, as second case matter.
FOR A MEMORIAL
' The Salem ChapterrAinerican War Motjiers, will hold a tag
day oh Saturday next, to add to 'their memorial fund, with the
hope of soon completing it, or at least making it large enough
t warrant the forming of definite plans fdr the proposed me
morial ?- '7-.' " ":. ' '
1 .And in this effort to secure additional "funds all the people
of Marion county will be asked to join. i ! - -
i 'There is no doubt in the mind of any patriotic American
in Marion county that this is a most worthy cause, and the good
women who are members of the local chapter of American War
Mothers, havo .worked long ud faithfully in their efforts to
Itcomplish'some 'substantial 'and endearing 'benefits to the
living heroes of thWJldJwaniMdiitHtingIy commemorate
tie deeds ofptihose.who-ve theinJiyes.4n the service,
jf Gther Oregon felMWre to thtiPcVptfit some worthy under-
!rAa,f or istanee, Iaiivilla and .her .sister cities and towns
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irTniiujMtnty.n--iwst
i Impropriate ieremcauelTatfe
oldiers statue, mounted on a
epresents a doughboy going
the monument will stand throughout the years as a fitting testi
monial of appreciation and love for the 38 men whose names
are on. the memorial roll, for the 33 who returned wrecked in
jbpdy and a number of" whom have since died-nd; the v whole
1)60 men contributed as'lvar share to the war,. by patriotic -Yam-Jdll
county. The cost of the soldiers' monument at MeMinnville
.was about $2300; all- paid excepting about $l50r which will be
iptoyided soon- and the whole amount raised by subscription
and public, benefaction.' An entertainment at MeMinnville net
ted $750. There was a voting contest in the other cities and
.towns of Yamhill county, resulting in the choosing of. young
ladies to attend the unveiling; netting about $300. j That part
of. the ceremonies of the unveiling, given by the younjw6men
las representing the Roses of No Man's Land," was particularly
beautiful and impressive. Adjutant General White made the
"address of the dar. Mrl Maior Ilenrv O. Miller, now of Salem.
1 i who was Captain of the; MeMinnville company that served
0lTSCoSr-gae Mil inspiring OUUI I W. . uuoiw;oi auu uciciuwau
1 woman, Mrs. Addie Olssen, was the life of the movement for
the monument, though she insisted at the unveiling that the
1 credit was due to the people of the county whojeontributed. -I
H Newbere, .Yamhill county, liasreeted amo6iityb$iKlf
I Jmg as a memorial to her soldiers 61 the World'var; the funds
j being provided by private subscription, excepting some slight
I kelp from Yamhill county, under the provisions of the law
I.'of 1919..- . - ' : ,
j Marshfield has, at an expense of $500, placed a. memorial
j tablet in, the armory there. I
I j k Eugene has placed a like tablet in the armory in that city.
.... t ; There are movements in this direction in various Oregon
I tommiinitics " ': , y .
I , . . Aud it is entirely fitting that Salem should take the lead
j in doing something in this regard worthy of her position as the
f capital city of the state; as the home of the company that was
J he first to respond as' ready-to .the eall to arms. '
I 1 At THAriiinvilTo thr were hnsA whn refnseil tn beln ill
raising the monument fund, saying a memorial Imilding would
be more aDDroDriate. as beins useful" instead of merely ma
il mental '
I i Hut, at the unveiling of the monument, most Jf not all of
11 .those who thus objected changed their minds. They saw that,
i standing on the Yamhill county court house grounds, this noble
i unemonal will be an object ot
,t'ome, to call up thoughts of gratitude and loyalty m the minds
of all observers; to -rejupgdsthe, middle aged and the old of the
stirring days of the patftnd Winspire the young with thoughts
of devotion to their country, with resolves to perform their
part in any call that may come in the days of the future.
erect both a monument and a memormi'buuding. j The monu
ent must ahd ought to fpfvl(;d from priTte benefactions,
while th memorial building'miglit appropriately be the result
in a part, at least, of the appropriation of public funds.
I ' , ; Tag day, to be conducted on next Saturday under the
auspices of the American War Mothers, ought to have the sup
port of every person in all this
bestowed will serve to eive definite direction to the movement
j for ah appropriate soldiers. moatument here. (-? ;
j 'CJETTIXG THE WORST OF IT
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i Senator Gooding declares that
(Idaho has lost 60,000 f people in,
three years. This has aroused hi
j fighting blood and ought to ap
peal to the state generally. There
Is a reason:-for. this. It did not
; Just happen. And the reason is
: not hard tft.tijui.j j daho pays the
J !nlghestc freight rates of any state
f n tie iuionr Itl pays these rates
I j with noltabre thah the usual com
s plaint. The people of Idaho should
(complain, louclly ; It Is not fair
for a state with the wonderful
possibilities of Idaho to suffer te-
, cause of a market. ;
J jfiiaho needs' a Imarket board
i j very muh. That in jtself would
largely remedy the trouble. The
, state must find a market. What
is produces la either dumped Into
I t rortland or Chicago. It has the
f most restricted ; markets" of any
i state. Appeal has been made to
: the Boise chamber of ; commerce.
1 If this ctiamber or commerce
i would get In touch with the ones
at Tocsttello. Idaho FaUs and Twin
Fllrant line up the" newspapers
of these towns, relief .roufd be se-
i iimr nut Idaho never win
1 1 anywhere until It learns ,feam
j , work.. The development there has
! j largely been made: "that Is. the
I r'oueer development. What It
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j L. BRADY
f Vice-President
1 . Manager
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Manager Job lept.
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FOR OUR SOLDIERS
tennday - mara.S'as unveueu wuu
people, a
monument of granite. ) The statue
'over the. top, ' m bronze, and
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patriotic prme in ail tne years to
county. The contributions thus
lead off in this. It is a shame
for a great . state like Idaho to
start on a toboggan; and it is so
unnecessary. i ,
CONSOLIDATION I OF HAIL
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The Oregon Statsman is unable
to understand whp so many large
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shippers oppose the area consoli
dation of railroads. ; Certainly the
shippers no longer believe in the
friction of competition. Consoli
dation would greatly reduce ex
penses, insure much taster servicr
and enable the shipper to .judge
market conditions better.. :
President Harding 'iavored this.
He favored It beca use he f el tit
was (he only way possible to re
duce freight rates. Duplication is
very expensive, and practically all
our railroad shipping pays dupli
cate prices, i . i . ,
It used to be that evevjf town
tried to get a network of rail
roads. One would think to hear
these towns talk tktt If they got
enough - railroads,- i competition
would bo so keen that the town
would not pay any "freight at H
On the contrary the towns, instead
of supporting one railroad, sup
port four or five teach running
full crews. The , duplication of
railroad property is tremendous.
IT IS GONE
The Nonpartisan league came to
North Dakota in response to a
real demand for a time. It gave
every indication of meeting that
demand, but small men with wick
ed motives got control and the
state went wild. It cost1 a good
many million dollars which the
taxpayers will have to pay, hut it
would be worth It if the people
had learned never to put confi
dence in demagogues.
The Nonpartisan league failed
because.ii.-lo3t-Us vision, and in
stead of majoring on the people's
neetfSr7ffnrvfV!To ft the necessi
ties of t. ha' politicians. Of course,
the j people lost. Thep always do
In such -cases. 7 '
The time will come when the
people will refuse to follow dema
gogues. They do not roilow them
now for long, but they certainly
do get good ' picking for a few
years. s
AN ENDOWED HIGH SCHOOLi
The Davis Memorial high school
at Aumsville deserves more than
passing attention. The town did
not feel able to build such a high
school as it should have. Mrs.
Davis came to the rescue, and as
a memorial to her husband agreed
to pay half the expense of the
school; as a matter of fact she
paid more than half. The result
is that Aumsville is not burdened
with taxes and does have' at won
derfully attractive school build
ing. It will be a monument a long
time standing and one that will
be useful as well as inspirational.
We approve these sort of mon
uments. 'They may not last for
ever, but thep. will last as long as
the memory Of the man. commem
orated can , be expected to last,
and wiirbe useful ail the while. ,
ADVERTISING OREGON
. We understand the city of Port
land is going to spend $85,000 in
advertising Oregon. This is fine.
But while Oregon is to be adver
tised abroad by patriotic citizens
the Portland newspapers are doing
their best to defame and injure it.
What is the use, for' instance, to
bring a, man to Oregon and the
first morning hand him the Ore
gouian? What kind of an idea will
he get of the state? What Will he
think of the electorate? He cer
tainly would think that somebody
had been jplaying -m. bunco game.
Oregon is a r wonderful state.
and yet our newspapers, one pub-.
lished right here in Salem, will
tell the people day after, day the
best people are preparing to leave.
It is a He!
Oregon has been slandered
enough, and it is time 1ier dis
loyal newspapers were brought to
account. ' - : '
JESSE IN THE LIMELIGHT
Jesse Windburn was a pictur
esque Oregon figure when he lived
here. ( He seemed to have a lot of
money and he spent it . to keep
Jesse in. the" forefront, j For. In
stance, he set aside $5000 for
Governor Pierce's campaign fund.
He gave $1000 to the committee
and spent $4000 himself. The
latter . being practically; entirely
wasted. Jesse has gone to New
York now and gets into the lime
light by donating a favorite pic
ture to a museum. -
UP AGAIN
Our old friend, the recall, has,
been trotted out. Some of these
things that are being ridden will
go. to bucking. The special in
terests are fipt going to pay all
the time. Itl is too erpensive".
' The recalr died some' time ago.
And the only excuse we can now
see for its coming to life is be
cause it might . object to being
buried in the same cemetery with
our decayed friend, the income
referendum. ' , '
NOT TO QUIT
The Oregon Statesman discred
its the report that State Treasurer
HpffJs, tf resign. ; It would be a
mistake for him to do so. The
business of the office is being well
condcted fjid every Interest of
OregoA Is ' being protected while
he is sick. He should hold the
position just ras he Is holding it,
and hire capable people to run it
while he is ill.
McAdoo will do very well as the
stalking horse for democracy,' but
as a presidential nominee ho is un
thinkable, i "
I BITS FOR BREAKFAST 1
National edacatlon week :
Seven days tor plans-to make
Salem a still . more"" batstandlug
educational center.
; frzt - - ..v:
- Tag day, next Saturday, ought
to bring enough money to bring
Info near prospect a fitting soldier
"THE TRUTH SHALL
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"1X7IIATEVKU one may think of the soundness of the position
y v ; of the Fundamentalists, it is impossible not to feel some
admiration for the heroic manner in which they lfave come to
the defense of their ancient creeds and dogmas. They feel, like
all sectarians and dogmatists, that these creeds and . dogmas
constitute the only Christianity there is in the world and that
the Modernists and science, especially evolution are trying to,
destroy it. As true followers of the Master they'think they "are
in duty bound to come to its defense. The pitiful thing, about
the situation is that all their zeal and heroic effort. could not
be expended in really building up the cause of Christ," instead
of in a conflict with science.. ... ; . '
t If our Fundamentalist brethren arc not careful they may
find themselves in'the position of the Inquisition which under
took to still the voice of Copernicus and Galileo whose scientific
investigations led them to declare that the earth is round and
revolves about the sun and not flat and stationary as the mem
bers of the Inquisition insisted that the Bible taught ahd as
was then universally believed. The mistake that the Inquisi
tion made was that they accepted the dictum of the theologians
of the past and so rejected the truth that God was revealing
to the world of their day. Hardly anj'one today could be found
who would claim that the Bible teaches that the earth, is flat
and immobile, and that its statements about astronomy must be
accepted no matter what astronomers claim to have discovered.
This history and other well authenticated similar experiences of
the leaders of the church in the past should teach us all not to
be too cocksure of our religious ideas, or of the ideas of ancient
theologians which we have adopted especially when these ideas
come into conflict with the demonstrated facts of seience. Any
Christianity that ca nnot be harmonized with the truth as dem
onstrated or revealed today is hardly worth preserying, But
rightly understood, the religion of Jes,us will be found not to
conflict with any scientific or demonstrated truth. Does He
not promise that the truth shall make us free?
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But even admitting that the Bible is to be understood ex
actly as it reads, does the story of creation as told in Genesis
really conflict with the facts of evolution as science has dis
covered them? This story begins, "In the beginning God creat
ed the heavens and the earth." His life and Spirit working in
it have made all that we see and infinitely more that we do not
see. ; But the Bible does not state how lie created the heavens
and 1 the earth whether by instantaneous fiat or by endless
evolution. As the story proceeds the time of the creation may
seem to be limited to six, days, but are these days our days of
twenty-four hours each? Petep admonishes us to "Be not ig
norant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a
thousand years and a thousand years as one day." May not
these 'days" of Genesis be the almost unlimited c-cles of time
of the modern evolutionist? ' 1
Besides, these anti-evolutionists are not learned scientists.
They may honestly believe that evolution does not rest upon
demonstrated facts but only upon the theories of scientists and
agndstics. On the other hand the: American Association for the
Advancement of Science ,at its' recent session in Toronto de
clared that "No scientific generalization is more -strongly sup
ported by thoroughly tested cadences than is that of organic
evolution." "The evidences in; favor of the'evolution of man
are sufficient to convince eyeryf scientist of note in the world,
and these evidences are increasing in number and importance
every, year5" Shall we take- I he words of men unlearned in
seience, men certain of the infallibility of their theological in
terpretations of the Bible and! of. their creeds and dogmas no
matter what science discovers pr shall we take the judgment of
men who have spent their live! ! in. studying the evidences upon
which the doctrine of evolutkli resti ! : . "
Brother Bryan in 1896 wafe pertain' that the country could
he saved from the industrial .and, financial ruin only by the
free and unlimited coinage oi silver. But the trouble was
that he knew little or nothing about the principles of sound
finance and currency. He wai simply honestly mistaken aboiit
his free silver dogma. So now may it not be that he is mistaken
about the importance to Christianity of his fundamentalist dog
mas and about the, necessity pf destroying: evolution if Christ
ianity and religion are to be .saved from destruction? .
Much of the present religious controversy between Funda
mentalists and Modernists springs from a lack of understanding
of what Christianity really is.: Christianity is not a matter of
verbiage; it does not ,eonsist of opinions or beliefs or interpre
tations of the Old Testament or of theological creeds-or dog
mas claimed to be founded in, whole or in part upon it. It is
nothing less than the attainment of Christian life and character,
manifesting themselves in Christian conduct, love and service.
If the New Testament does not make this perfectly clear then it
makes nothing cleaf. I; jf;
Men who have attained something of this real Christianity
a re! not selfishly opinionated and egotistigal. They know that
they do not know it all. They fully realize that they have not
yet had revealed to them all of the mind, purposes and truth
of God. They understand that until His "Spirit of Truth" has
come to dominate their lives They have-not the absolute truth.
They, therefore, do not claim infallibility for their opinions,
beliefs or dogmas. Such Christians spend very little time and
effort in combatting the opinions of others, but very much ef
fort to actualize in themselves land to help-others to actualize
in iiieiHseives me principles, me anu spine oi vnnsi. . r
We commend to: Fundamentalist; and Modernist alike the
words and tolerant spirit of John Wesle$V founder of the Meth
odist Episcopal church: "I will not quarrel with you 'about
any opinions. Only see thattyour heart is right toward God,
that you know and love your neighbor and walk as your Mas
ter walked, and I desire no more.' ' '
The state flax plant is daily get
ting closer to full operation, with
more and more men at work;
which process of development, let
us all hope, will not Stop till its
operations shall render the insti
tution, self supporting, and make
it a model prison, ranking ahead
of the, best now found in all the
world. This is possible; yes,
probable.
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A lady refused to buy the Hard
ing two-cent, postage stamps at the
Salem postoffice yesterday. She
raid she could not bear to 'lick
them. She took one-cent stamps
instead. Now, what do pou think
of that? , - i:
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"Honesty in politics, tolerance
In . religion, patience and fidelity
in industry," full measure in busi
ness, would prove as successful as
they ever did If given halt a
chance," says a wise paragrapher.
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Talking of national education
week; it is interesting to know
that Vienna is, using motion ipic
tures in the public schools and, on
an extensive scale, at that. .The
commissioners of education have
appropriated 360.000,000 crowns
toftjxVniion of (his service. That
sounds like an awful lot of moaey
for a bankrupt nation, but Ausjrla
is emerging from bankruptcy and
1,000.000 crowns is not as Im
pressive a um as it used to.-he
MAKE YOU FREE"
San Jose Mercury)
well as using the films in the edu
cational program for the youngl
Now 15. additional schools, are to
be fully equipped and the screen
is to become the chief means of
reaching the eye and attention of
the little ones. In the more ad
vanced classes the films are also
to be utilized in a larger way.
V -U
The beggars' union in Constan
tinople called a strike. Members
of the. union refuse to accept aims
less than 100 paras, which
amounts to about 11 cents in our
money. Leaders of the strike say
that they do not propose to wear
out their hands on pennies. '
Dumb-Bells Relieve
Monotony of Prison
DUESSELDORF, Oct. 24 (By
The Associated Press By Mail.-)
Now that ha hast room to swing
his beloved dumb-bells, the rigors
of prison life, ' so far as personal
discipline is concerned, hold no
terrors for Dr. Gustav, Krupp von
Bohlen' and Ilalbach, President of'
the Council of. Trustees of ' . the
Krupp firm at Essen, who is serv
ing a term of 15 years imprison
ment 'here. Imposed by a French
court-martial for co-responsibility
for tht riotinjr In the- Krupn plants
ast Boaster Saturday, which' re
sulted in the death of 13 Krupp
workmen. ' - ; , 1 : ;
-rrisoawlIfe.for-UrJCrijpp Yoh
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L'sMiSy .-c , ' q.i.
LLOYD GEORGE and his family snapped by the cameraman
on their " arrival iri; Winnipeg Canada. The party," accom
panied by the mayojr of Winnepeg is seen here enjoying the
comforts of
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and Dr. Otto OesterMn, members
of the Krupp Board ot Directors,
and for Franz Mailer, Chairman
of the Workmen's Council, who
are serving' sentences under the
same charge, has recently been
considerably ameliorated. All five
men1 have been removed from
their Individual cells; "where they
were first confined, to separate
ooms in the home of the prison
director, adpacent, where they en
joy a certain amount of personal
freedom and freer contact with
each other and with visitors "who
come to see them.' .'
; This leaves" Dr. Krupp von Boh
len free to follow his habitual
bent' for apparatus gymnastics.
None ot'the five prisoners is ever
out of sight of a guard. . .
Winter, now creeping up insid
iously.' may. seem black to the
majority of the prisoners, who
lool forward shudderingly toward
Co"!, dark cells, but not. to Herr
Krupp." Lack of coat never did
worry him. When the plumbers
installed the heating system in
his mansion at Essen, they had
strict orders not to put any radla
tor in his study. He simply does
n't believe in heat. ,
Nor does hi sabstentlousness
6top with his aversion to being
warmed. ., He has never been
known' to smoke, and his closest
friends say . he doesn't know
what alcoholic liquor tastes like.
They are not surprised, therefore,
that Herr Krupp is thriving on
prison life. .
Modern automobiles' have all
necessary conveniences except a
muffler for those who like to
drive from the back seat. -
The Boys
THINGS
TO DO
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Copyright 1033, Associated Editors.
HOW TO
CLOTHING
Today we'll learn to clothe the
oval figures we've been drawing.
Figure 1 Illustrates the oval
sketch. Note in Figure 2 how
the clothes follow the body as
drawn in the first figure-
When drawing clothing, note
that wrinkles are most important,
but don't draw dozens of them un
less you want your man to look
like a tramp. Just indicate a few
of the more important ones.
1THE SHORT STjORY, JR. I
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TIIUKK CHItVH.VVniKMl'M
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All goltlcii ami rujimi While,
These flowers were loved afc first
sight -
They stayed in ;hc store
Scarce an hour or more,
i-or i oiks iiMCii trteir races so
bright. ' J
Three tall, fluffy chrysanthe
mum ladies stood in the show win
dow of a flower shop, the center
of attraction for an adtnirine
crowd that gathered to . look at
them'. ." . : . i ': ' '
Tim ladies did not long remain
in the shop, for the great crisp
snow-white one was carried away
ana maae tne center or. a bouquet
Of rosea, and lilies-of-the-valley
and was, carried by a brido in a
white veil. . The second chrysanthemum.-
lady, who was - a deep
red-brow nj with- long petals tinged
with yellow-; discovered tha the
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an Uldsmobile
Employment Harder Than
'- Earlier in the Season
With the peak of the harvest
season over many . people . have
been thrown out of temporary em
ployment with the result that the
United States employment bureau
at the YMCA has had few Jobs to
offer the many who have called
for work. During the week passed
229 men and 20 women regis
tered at the bureau, while there
were only 45 places open for men
and seven for women. -
Common labor ' headed-', the list
of applicants. ISO calling for .work
with only 26 needing hel-rii 35
were referred ; and ' 21: reported
placed. 'Skilled woodsmett "Were
second on the list, 50 having regr
istered with demand for five. Five
men were referred .and tour re
ported having been placed; s Agri
cultural employment , was sought
by 19, but there . were only seven
places open. Seven of the men
were referred; and . four . placed
Carpenters numbered 10, with
places for seven. Seven were .re
ferred and six placed, r
Domestics and ..cooks were tied
for occupations listed by women,
10 each having registered. Hslp
was wanted for four domestics and
three were referred. Only one was
reported . placed.. .' Three cooks
were offered - places. ..Three were
referred and one' placed.
The black tailleur is immensely
smart at present, especially In a
wpoly material. But its demure
iiess is enhanced .by a- brilliant
lining usually in a plain color and
without pattern which Is revealed
at the flaring coat hips with every
Step. ' i 4 , ;
and Girls Ne
Biggest Little Paper in the World.
CARTOON
Use the oval figures you drew
last week and go over them care
fully putting "on clothing. - Have
some of the figures wear, only a
vest, while others have- their coats
on. ; ;
The remainins'.'figures on. the
chart show clothes, from different
positions on figures of various ac
tion. " - -
Next-week you'll i learn more
about drawirg action.
chrysanthemum show and had the
grand blue ribbon fastened to her
stem. ' . . ' -
The third golden lady was lone
some in the shop window until
some owe put her in a box and sent
her out to a. strange house. There
she was placed In the center of a
snowy table-cloth while she looked
down upon shfrny "silver, gleaming
glass and china -plates; Then in
came the -family. There was a
father, a mother, a tall son who
talked about "the team," and a
beautiful daughter. '
After It was ail over, and.the
dishe.i were . cleared avay, " the
chrysanthemum lady began to
wonder if her day was over. The
family was .all a-bustle over leav
ing for the 1 mysterious "game,"
The dpon slammed and the house
T FUTURE DATES
Jt- -
" v..m. 11 to 29 wTenth aaaaal
Red Cross roll
November io-z "i we,
. " , ot 93 mnA 24 Cora .K.
nofguiuxs w w . w
and industrial exhibit at armory OAdoc
...pic. Chamber of Commerca. -
vs. PeUut. probacy it fnf
Somber SS rridayFoortaU, Salan
aiKh sod Aibany high. .Albany.
, November 83, Friday Closing Pro tram
Daily Bible School. - .-,
November 23 and 24. Friday aod fiat
orday Annual home-eominf and Oretoa
OAO football came at Uaiveraity of Jrw
aNoTembr 24. Satarday WBO aU day'
baaaar and cooked foodaale. .
November 25, Sunday Oregon. ; Trial
Club Shooting Vog Lake, Lebanon.
November ;l . Tharaday -roball, Ba.
lem high aal CorvaUia high, at Correllis.,
SoTembar 29 Thuraday rootbaU, Wo-
Umef a. 5olec ml Idah a Bala.
November 30, Friday Benefit dance by
members of Co. V, ONO. Armory.
November SOfDeeember 1 and 2, Trl-,
day. Saturday aud Sunday Willamette
Valley (Jlder uoy, . w,wm.
December 4.vTeday, lecuka ot t
ficers, American r Legion.
December 5 and , Wednesday and
Thnd,, Wester Walnut Growers aeet
st Chamber f Commerce - "
December 12. Wednesday Aaaual Re-
tariaa ladies' night. -
Xecember 13, Thursday United Arti
sans bazaar in Odd Fellow halt
February 23. Saturday Dedieatloa ef
statu "The Circuit Bider.", ia (UK
hoose grounds. .
a a Bnt R Pnnrttv Indrea
and commiaai'onera of Oregoa to meet ic
8 January 12. Saturday Mascovisi M
emonial at Albany.
Advance ; and give the
countersign. If you have
the ability that merits the
reward 7 of promotion you
will be gladly invited up.
We will train you. There
is no time like the pres
ent, ".
STARTMERE ! !
CZGIN NOW I
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Edited by John M. Miller.
PUTTING YOUR, HEAD)
' THHOUGH A IOSTCAR3
An elephant can't climb
through the eye of a needle. And
neither, you will say', can a boy
who wears a site six hat put his
head through a hole in a postcard.
But, as a matter 6f fact, he can, if
he knows the trick.
" It is better to take a piece of
heavy paper, such as writing pa
per, than an actual post card, for
the paper is easier to twist after
the cuts have been made. Cut
your paper the size of the card,
then, following the lines in the
diagram below, draw with a peg
;i.VlradiBg' them in the
centerlthj a, short space between.
pt$f Tauaa 't i 6n your
lines? "Jrott Will 'llsrnvp h a f.a r-
per. 'has extended : itself hl6-a
4-.v' vuuiFWfcu ui u inrp wipe
strip.; It wHl easily pass'bvebnr
head. like a. necklace. Tryit!
Mistake Somcwhero -Vfrf
r.ltiii r... . j
the buffalo on a nickel stand
for?"
r; Second- Boy "Because there
Isn't room enough for him to sit
2own." '
was very quiet. Then suddenly
the girl camo running back.
"Til wear this gorgeous big
chrysanthemum on my :eoat., Its
yellow against t he Waek' 1 of my
fur will make the school colors!"
sue crled.v:,, -',.-,.,.,; ;
- frt. 1
iue enrysanthemum lady was
very proud to go to the game on
the Coat of the girl, for every
where the happy girl went people
uweu ana smiled at her. And
everytime she spoke the chrysan
themum lady nodded her golden
head too. - t.
There were things called scores
and plays on th t i.tu
Uti . nuiiu llljr
fuiea tne Chrvsanth Ahill m 1If
lZi,?"cK bnt th?y made the
crowd cl,eerv and so she liked
ln;m'iut tinally. when one play
wan under his arm
made a lonir n j .t . . ,
the girKsnatclred the chrysanthe
mum lady from hcr.coat snd wav
ed it high fn the air. "it's my
hIreiS Bh0 crIed- an -wmted
hJ k The chrysanthemum lady's
anwSfM1? aker and weaker
ana wahhiA m-- . ..
; 3 I....
i
mm
iyci
IiOADS J
OF FUN j
uure ana. more tin it
S!?f r,ght and went
o -nto the field.
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