The Oregon statesman., September 11, 1923, Page 4, Image 4

THE OREGON STATESMAN, SALEM, OREGON
'.. . TUESDAY MORNINg SEPTEMBER 11. 1923 ''-'?. ' r
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Catered at the Postofflce In Salem,, Oregon, as second class matter.
ip iiAim HAimA Aim
If Mark Hanna and Theodore Roosevelt were alive, they
would see their works justified with reference to the Panama
canal. h''S''--- - 1J" ' -1 'frr'i ? iv:
Almost over night, when the great majority of the Ameri
s can people were thinking of the proposed construction .of a
canal by the Nicaragua: route, Mark Hanna switched the coun
try to the Panama route; and bitter attacks followed filled
with all sorts of insinuations and open charges of corruption
and collusion with the French .-holders of the stock of the
comps-.y that held the rights : . . '.
And almost over night, President Roosevelt connived at
the setting up of the new Republifc of Panama, with which con
cessions were arranged for the canal zone against the howling
protestsof the government- of Colombia, followed by the
attacks of men in both houses of Congress and the ; criticism
of thousands of people, in this country. But President Roose
velt hacked his action by the power of our frowning battleships
r and went on his way in planning the construction of the great
i waterway joining the two oceans ; where the French company
I had failed; and our millions were poured into the project, and
the canal zone was made a health resort instead of a death
district-- '- '.; " .u ; ':' :':' :' v , " : '" -j?
And. the canal was completed and became a going concern'-
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And 'August 14 marked the ninth anniversary of its open--,;'-"?
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TtCtassage was made by 1311 vessels .'the first year, with
a tonnage of 5,860,000, and paying toUs of $4470,000.. Last
year 1272 ships used the waterway, having a tonnage of 21,210,
CC0, and paying tolls of $18,975,000. More than 20,000,000
vc--Li have passed through the waterway since it was opened
to commerce, and they have paid an aggregate of about $76
CCQ,Cw ia toll- sVvi ' l';" .,t ' ' '
And it has come about that the great project begins to
n:ie'a showing as a. commercial success, aside from its value
in tTfording relief from:the congested business, of the trans
ccntkisntal railroads and its great assistance in building up an
ocean csrryinj' trade between the two coasts of the United
States; and aside from its value in naval and military strategy,
in ct 2 cf Eeed.,,:V:.V'nl,; v ::i M '-V'
As witness, for; example," the saving in time that would
have been raads tbad the -canal been ready when the famous
tattliship rei -rtelecbff-its- record .breaking -voyage from.
tt:r ccsstta tho Lir-cr cf Santiago ft while almost the 'whole
rrcrll figuratively held" it3. breath.
there is a project f or ,&e building of a second canal,
)vcr ilia -Nicaragua route r ' .- .. s:,v, Vi"-'i '
'XbJTtQl thii" d clayed dream is likely to- -cometrue as a
conimercial necessity; because the time is now in sight,-with
one ship almost treading on thelieels of another (if the reader
wi'l excuse the Hibernicism), whenf the Panama -eanal .-will not
be able to accommodate all the business between the two oceans.
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The dreara of Salem having a rich mining camp at her
fr it door is coming true. The EDotz-Larsen mine, on the
LI: tie North Fork of the Santiam river, close to where Gold
cr :k meets this turbulent stream, is already actually making
il'pments of ore to the Tacoma smelter, and the values show
up so well that they demonstrate a good shipping proposition.
H 3 dream is going to come true. ; ; v : '. .:; : ' -
;:' HON
lit.'. Hendricks, general man
err of the Oregon Statesman.' is
sc. insensible to the honor sonicht
to te done him by even the'men
t! 1 of his name In connection
w l i the appointment to such an
c; ortunltjr for service as Uje.po
tl an of state parole officer car
ri 3 with It but because of the in
cr asing responsibilities involved
In directing the affairs of a grow
lr j publishing business the honor
r: st be declined if proffered by
1 1 ! governor ? However, . f ujl
f. ih Is felt that the governor will
i:.. ,the position with a man in
ey lpathy with the great work of
re uildlng men. While this po
e; :on las not been tendered to
I!r. Hendricks, this 'statement la
pi Dllshed to forestall any farther
mention of his name in connec
tl a with the appointment. '
VERY DANGEROUS
The ' Portland papers conti me
thplr efforts to stir up trouble for
Governor Pierce. Up to this time
tt ?y have made ' practically no
piosress. 1 The recall is a serious
matter. ; ;It Is the laBtrefuce of
an outraged people, Is it? so very
c trageous that It arouses the
wrath cfVthe : state when ; the
r vernor desires to . Oil hla ap-r-vintlve
offices with' men In har
i :ny with his administration?
The people o f Oregon believo In
a saaare deaL " " They 'elected
T'.rrce goTernor and expected him
t make good. He was not elect
e I ta punish anybody, but he was
J elected-to kHre the state con-
e!ructlTe and progrcsire 'adminis
tration. The only way he can do
V :l3 13 to; have 'men of the service
I. harmony "with' his program.1
TU penitentiary here is an II
! ration.- It was pounced upon
n'Uiffgr. es an lnstru
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TT, 3' j ."I.-:ifr3 -were cn-
Manager
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Manager Job Dept.
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booseVelt vtese alive
the situation was bad. However
order has gradually come xut of
chaos, the prisoners showing, bet
ter tense than the politicians.
There was a great hubbub made
about the boys' training school,
yet Mr. Gilbert is getting remark
able results in his work. Is it
possible that the administration
wreckers are making their pres
ent last stand because thev failed
every place else? ' .
' The people of Oregon elected
Walter P." Pierce governor ; and
they are not going to be taken
off their feet ) by Irresponsible
clamor. , furthermore, the repub
lican party of ' Oregon would be
turning the election votes pver to
the democratic party next' year if
It sponsors a recall at this time.
We eubmlt that the; price asked
for the recall is exorbitant and
therefore must not be undertaken.
GIVE BOYS WORK
' Willamette university opens its
doors next . week but- already
there are a number of fine ycung
men in the city looking for an op
portunity to work. The average,
over the countryy Is 'I. that fortl
elght per cent of college students
work, their way through school,
either whole or;ln part.
By giving these boys work yon
will not only help them In their
life work but you are helping
Willamette " university, both of
which are creditable. If you can
not, give a boy work ail the time,
give ihlm part time and he can
work In two or-three place. But
see if you can not get In on. this
work some way you will feel lots
better because of IL
SHOUIJ BE KETAIXEU
The fact tbat more, than four
thousand people called at the la
bor exchange -In Salem in. four
months asking lor workers Indi
cates the extent of the usefulness
of the station here. The furtber
fact V..-1 L.-:'!y three "tto'asani
people , obtained work through
his station Indicates that there is
a double need for such a station
In Salem.
Furthermore, there la a winter
coming on when the percent will
be turned the other way. More
men will ' be seeking work , than
will be seeking workers. It is
the more Important that the de
serving be intelligently directed
to where work can be obtained
than for ten men to be seeking
one Job and another job going
begging. , ; The labor exchange
forms a ' valuable clearing house
for both eides. It is hoped that
through the Influence of Senator
McNary thle station can be .kept
In Salem.: ,
NEFDS STABILITY
x The United States coal commls.
sion calls attention to the need of
a permanent tribunal to settle all
the differences in the coal region.
The success of Governqr Pinchot,
acting outside of the law, but
backed by an ; emphatic - public
sentiment, shows what can . be
done when strong men determine.
-'This anthracite trouble has em
phasized the' need for the party
of the third part being represent
ed In every phase at such deliber
ations. The ten per cent raise In
wages will be passed to the peo
ple. Governor Pinchot has
warned lest a larger per cent be
passed on. If the state of Penn
sylvania under the provisions of
a proper law had participated in
the negotiations there would i be
no Question of what ought to be
passed on. The court would have
found in the first place just what
ifalr. - :'' ': '; "!;
' THE LEAGUE HAS FAILED"""
Mussolini bluffed the league of
nations Into doing as flagrant an
outrage to. Greece " aa th world
has ever seen done to any nation.
The Italian swashbuckler strutted
through Europe " blowing blood
out of his nostrils and threaten
ing- what he would do. to poor
iittle Greece. He i treated , the
league of nations with contempt
and as a result It surrendered un
conditionally to him and Is mak
ing -Greece pay. V ; u
It is a complete breakdown of
the league of nations in its first
test, f It also shows the necessity
of having our international obli
gations handled 'by a court which
cannot be bluffed.
OUR FORESTS
The senate committee under
the leadership of Senator McNary
Is studying reforestation, a virile
subject in Oregon. In connection
with this there must be every ef
fort put forward to prevent for
est fires. Every day now trees
we burned down that are badly
needed. Tree murder is a crime
and unnecessary destruction of
trees ought to be punished the
same as any . other crime. We
need to . replant our forests but
first we need to protect the trees
we now have. . ; V
SALEM MUST RESPOND
It . would be Intolerable for
Salem not to raise its proportion
of, the Japanese relief. It does
seem as though the Red Cross
could spare a considerable part of
this' out of its treasury and the
people would be glad to pay he
balance. However. ? the 5 Oregon
Statesman Is Interested in just
one thing and that Is in giving the
people of Salem an opportunity
to show their sympathy for Japan
at this time.
HE WILL NOT DO
Senator Pat Harrison, at Port
land the other day, tried to start
move for McAdoo for president
If there is one man above another
who should not be president, it is
William G. McAdoo. He did
more to disturb the . country,' to
up&et conditions, than any . man
i America. He played - the de
magogue from start to finish and
to reward him for the damage he
did - is intolerable. McAdoo will
not do. ' ' -. -
The IWW, weary of work, have
undertaken to stop, the wheels of
machinery in Washington " and
Oregon. They have, quit work
but the fair minded: workers are
still busy. " "'- "
F. 0. Wilson of Salem Is
Honored By Eastern School
j PITTSBUROH, Pa. Sept. 8
F. D. Wilson of Salem, is one of
6ix ; college graduates who have
been appointed to research fel
lowships at Carnegie Institute of
Technology- for next'year.;- Their
Investigations will be ' confined to
important problems In coal mln
ln&. Hheir, work - to .be conducted
In , co-operation with" the. United
States bureau cf mines. V 'i -'".
Mr. VrMl3on Ij a rraduate t the
A. . .
geology; '
IIOLOIkG i1 IIUSBMI
Adele Ganiaon Mfw Phase of
REVELATIONS OF A WIFE
CHAPTER 404
HOW MADGE t GUESSED
: FATHER'S MISSION
HER
I hastily picked up the two tiny
pieces of yellow ' paper, . Btepped
back Into the room my father had
just vacated and closed the door!
The good woman of the house,
who had given me unstinted, smil
ing permission to look over his
room, was busy In her kitchen be
low stairs. I could hear her sing
ing about her work, and the other
members of her. household were
outdoors. . I was sure of being ab
solutely undisturbed, fair I had left
Dicky in the car, smoking a cigar,
his. head on the seat, tils feet on
one of the doors, a picture of con
tented laziness. -
' With trembling fingers I turned
the two pieces of. paper over.! 'One
was absolutely blank. " The other,
evidently the edge of ? two lines,
held on each line sT fragment of a
word. The first line showed the
letters "nee," the lower "ake,
and a line of a letter before the
"a" which migh be almost any let
ter of the alphabet.
' Bui to my mind, with its mem
ories of the stressful times and
the associations of ; my f ather'a
work in secret diplomacy. It was
an easy thing to reconstruct that
telegram. ;
"Come at o-nce. Alien Dr-ake."
This must have been the mes
sage, no doubt the culmination of
a pre-arranged agreement which
had sent my father hurrying' to
ward New York New York? I
repeated to myself, Washington
was tar more likely his destina
tion. - ' :
(As I stood there, there flashed
Into my mind the remembrance of
a queer little speech my . father
had made when I had told .him
that Grace Draper had been - re
leased from prison.
. : "So the wolves are abroad." he
had said, thoughtfully. "Then It
1b Indeed time for the old dogs to
slip their leashes.7 ' - .
.j Was it on account of Grace Dra
per, fear of her possible plots
against me, that he had taken this
trip? .
An Apprehension.
I put the possibility from me
with an amused little laugh at my
own conceit. That Allen Drake
had seen to it' that a watch was
kept upon the-girl's movements
was practically certain, but' that
a man so busy and brilliant as he
should summon a veteran of pow
er and prestige like my lather to
a conference upon my 'perils was
ridiculous. "..-
: I knew mere musi oe some oth
er answer, some -Important task
upon the tapis, and I felt my
heart chill with Inexplicable lone
liness and" apprehension at the
thought, which on account ot
Dicky's necessity should have
cheered me, that with Grace 'Dra
per coming back into my ' life
again both my father and Allen
Drake would be far away -from my
vicinity. .--.v :
' : I put the tiny pieces of telegram
carefully away in my purse for de
struction when I should have op
portunity, and went down to my
waiting husband. ;
"Well, old dear?" Dicky asked
"Did you gather up all the discard
ed neckties and bills?" .
"There was very little to gath-
er up," I replied sedately. "But
I saw that everything was In or
der." 5 !--
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The Irony of Fate. I
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"So now Its little sioul is satis
fied." he said banteringly. "All
right, old dear, satisfy me by run
ning me home and letting me
measure those windows and doors
In the corncrib. WD I you have
time to run up that stuff into cur
tains and draperies for me today?
Jerry Ticer said he'd give me a
hand with 'the thing, this after
noon, cleaning it out and cutting
some windows in the walls, and
I'd like to put the draperies up to
morrow."'.'. , I caught my breath in dismay.
There were the traditional "mil
lion things" for me to see to be
fore the coming of Katie and Jim
en the morrow. How I was 1 to
execute this unreasonable request
of my husband's I had no idea.
His thoughtlessness was aggravat
ed, also, by the fact that he had
taken away Jerry Ticer from the
important task of getting a decent
place, cleaned for Jim and Katie
to eat and sleep. But the thought
of that long ago time when he had
shut me ' away from the - prepara
tions for his studio, entrusting the
work to Grace . Draper, instead.
mnA me declri puddenlr, wih
reining f5consIrtency Jo xaaka
oujecciou. :: -
- "I think I can manage them," I
said slowly, "but I'll bare to get
a sewing machine somewhere. : I
have . it! , There's an agency in
Sag Harbor! We'll just go on
past the farm to the village, rent
one down there and cart It out In
the back of the car." "
"r "Blessed be a resourceful wife,"
Dicky a chanted; Vand alsotaricq
blessed be -J flivvers." tlY.ptf can;
transport anything from . men tp
mowers in them." i.
ii "I'd rather take the men," - I
sai ! Fao-Iir. fc-"-iIly. biit f had a
su lei C : -;-$ Xpr ahsouot con-rerra";-3-i?
Lt?p-.c:y,r.:1r3 J from
dwelling on the curious contrast
between, that first fitting up of
Dicky's studio and this one. Then,
Grace Draper had made his drap
eries, and I had been the one to
view and criticize the ' finished
production. Now, by the irony of
fate, I was fitting up a room in
which Grace Draper was to pose
Tor my husband's work. . .
: (To be continued)
OBITUARY
Lydia Ann" Kelly, who passed
away at the home of her son,
Fred Kflly, in Portland, on Sept.
5, was the last surviving member
of one of Oregon's pioneer fam
Hies. . Her father and mother,
Bartholomew and Agatha Halley,
came across the plains to Oregon
from Missouri, in 1843 and set
tled in , Clackamas county, near
the -present city of Canby, where
Lydia Halley was born on June
9, ,1848. .
.. On January 15, 1862, she was
married to Andrew Kelly, a prom
inent citizen and one-time mayor
of Salem, whose death occurred
in this city on March 23, 1886. '
Mrs. Kelly had . made her home
in and near this city continuously
until about a year ago when she
moved to Portland to make her
home with her son, Fred. She
was the mother of six children,
two of whom survive Fred Kelly
of Portland and Gertrude. M.
Plummer of Santa' Barbara, Cal.
One grandchild, Mrs. Edwin Van
Nuys, and two great grandchild
ren also live In Portland. .
Interment was Saturday in the
IOOF cemetery.
NEW OFFICER AT
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Roy Keizer of Astoria to
Keep in Touch With Lads
After Parole
, A placement- officer has been
employed by the state board of
control for . tbe state training
school, the board at its meeting
yesterday approving the selection
of Roy Keixer, formerly In YMCA
work at Astoria, for the place.
This position is sometimes known
as that of, a parole officer, but
for boys Institutions the word
"parole" is objected to.
" 'Air. Kelxer's work will be main
ly ; to keep in touch with boys
after' "they " leave the institution
aid keep a line on their employ
ment.- In a ' statement " to ' the
board,' Superintendent L. M. Gil
bert suggested that Mr. Keizer
also be made chaplain of the in
stitution to take the place of both
the present Protestant and Catho
lic chaplains in the event their
services should be eliminated
iThe board did not act on this.
Dr. R. E.t Lee Steiner, super-
ftatendent'of the state hospital for
the insane, has so far saved to
the state S20.665.30 on the bien
nial legislative appropriation for
the hospital. His report to the
state board of control yesterday
showed that the expected dis
bursements up to September ,1,
on the basis of the legislative es
timates, were $237,592.81, .while
tne actual - aisoursements were
only $216,829. The report also
chawed a reduction . in the per
capita cost. ;
- Reporting on the grain harvest
at ' the - prison farm. Dr. Steiner
reported a yield of over 7000
bushels of oats and between 1200
and "1300 bushels of wheat. ' The
wheat averaged 35 bushels to the
acre. ;, : - . '
Superintendent L. M. Gilbert of
the state training school reported
yields of 2750 bushels of oats
from 8 5 'acnes, 200 bushels ; . of
wheat from nine acres, 2100
pounds of beans : from 9 acres
and 23 tons of flax' from 25
acres. About one-third of the
riax was Of first grade.
Both Gorernor Pierce and Sec
retary I of State ' Kozer voted
against allowing the girls from
the state industrial school to go
Into the hop( yards as . pickers,
holding that : conditions V in the
yards would i not be favorable.
Mrs. Clara Patterson, superintend
ent of the school, also was -ap
posed to this. - .
Will Open Bids on Road
Projects September 24
The state highway, commission
Bt a meeting to be held in Port
land September 24 4 will consider
bids for the! construction of ap
proximately 14 miles of road'
drainage tunnel and fences and
other improvements, i r '
The projects tor which bids will
be opened at the September meet
ing of the commission" follow:
Timber lined tunnel on the Co
lumbia River bishway i one ; ' and
one-balf miles east of Astoria. '
Approximately - 15,000 lineal
feet of wood guard fence on the
Mount Hood , Loop highway in
Hood Hirer county and on The
Dalles-Dnrur Beet ion of the Dalles
California highway In . Wasco
county.
' Unit No. I of the Deschutes riv
er crossing section of The Dalles
California highway,' seven miles of
grading. . . : - .
; " Unit No. 2 of , the Deschutes
Hver '" efdsslng ; section of The
Daliesdallfornia -"highway," f .7
miles of grading. - . - . - .
THRU
WOMEN READ ADS IN MORNING AND
MORNING PAPER IS BEST SERVICE;
SURVEY RECENTLY MADE PROVES IT
A special advertisers edition has
been issued by the Wichita, Kan.,
Eagle following a new advertising
campaign started by the paper
early this year and built around a
new theme for a morning newspa
per. , , j : , ,
v A sunrey had revealed that the
women of Wichita homes were by
far the greatest . readers of the
morning newspapers; that they
were to be found, in their homes
In the . morning, . where amid
household duties or ( supervision
they had the time and llesure to
plan and study the ! needs and
wants of family, of home and of
Self. ,, ; - .. irX i ; .
-Careful analysis, developed that
the woman of today Is not at home
with any degree of regularity ex
cept in the morning. Social life
in both cities and smaller towns,
together with the movies, autos,
etc.,- keep the modern woman es
pecially occupied during the after
noon and evening.
With this fact established, the
Eagle found that the women were
constantly reading the advertising
pages of the Eagle in the-morning.
I ' Advertises Women in Home
f A series of thrice-a-week adver
tisements of 1,600 and 1,260 line
copy with an "occasional full-page
ad were prepared tor the Eagle,
emphasizing this theme and Illus
trated to show the woman in her
home, amid morning-home scenes,
tlqfe breakfast room, boudoir, etc.
Insertion of these advertisements
commenced in the Eagle and they
have been continued consistently
on a three-times-a-week schedule.
- Broadsides of most of these ads
were sent Into the national field
as Well as to local advertisers. The
returns from this campaign result
ed in a decision to continue it up
on a permanent basis.
As the series progressed the in
terest developed to such a. point
that many of the leading Wichita
merchants who were or had com
menced placing , the heaviest vol
ume of their newspaper advertis
ing In the Eagle, in the morning,
gave signed letters outlining their
experiences with Eagle advertising
results.
. Letters Used in Campaign
These letters were injected into
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; . crUESSTHIS RlfX3Li THE CklCSCIT
rVB VyDRDnCS TWO?
From hiking on their1 twojegs last week to riding in an
airplane this week, is a rise in the world, the Jigedies agree !
They had a fine trip and, arrived in the South without
mishap, but some of the younger ones, on the way became
discontented. "Why didn't we fly to California?" they
grumbled. "There we could eat raisins and oranges all the
time !" They kept on complaining, and every wish they made
started with the same small word. When they finally got
to Galveston, the found they'd spelled that little word in great
big letter right across the country. ' f
Draw your crayon or pencil through the cities over
which they flew and you have the word. First letter: Pierre,
S. Dak., to San Antonio, Tex. Second letter: Galveston,
Tex., to Kansas City, Mo., to St. Poul, Minn., to Toronto, Can.
Then from Kansas City to Louisville, Ky.
THE SHORT STORY JR. I
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i- LEAVIXO AX lIPRE8SION
A little maiden took especial care
To W impreetelve la the dress
v ' " she'd wear; ." 1 , - ,
The gown was red
Her hostess said
Twu very plain to ace that she'd
;. been there.
"Every little square ; In tbls
quilt,' explained Aunt. Lucy to
Mary and Betty who were visit
ing ber, "recalls to me the days
when I was a girl. Each pink or
gray block, is from; the scraps of
a silk dress , that belonged., to
your mother or me when we were
not much older than you ; two
are." - : -v. -
'But. Aunt Lucy, .what about
this bright red piece ' here In the
corner?" asked Mary. .
The little old lady's black eyes
Bit
the campaign then running as out
lined; and it is for the purpose of
presenting some of these to the na-
national advertiser that the adver
tisers edition was prepared for
the Eagle by the Russell Advertis
ing agency of Wichita, which has
been conducting this campaign.
An outstanding feature of this
campaign is freedom from com
petitive statements, the Eagle be
lieves, materially, increases the
strength of their campaign.
: The special edition contains nu
merous news stories about . the
Eagle, the S. C. Beckwith Special
Agency, foreign representative of
the Eagle, and is full of general
information about Wichita and Its
territory. '...,
.M. M. Murdock Is publisher of
the Wichita Eagle, Victor Mur
dock is editor-in-chief, Charles B.
Dreiscoll, editor, Sidney. D. Long,
business manager, and Emery E.
Hardwick, advertising manager.
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my son several doses and his
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S. L. Givens, Greenfield. Virginia.
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I NEW CORPORATIONS
w w
Articles of incorporation were
filed here -Saturdiy by the Com
munity Christian church of Port
land, which proposes "to propa
gate a practical faith among men
In the inspiration of the 'Protest
ant' Bible. " The ' Incorporators
are R. H. Sawyer, Guyon Springer,
H. L .Gance, J B. Protzman and
W. D. 'Burnett.
Notice of an Increase in capi
n avri. af fr W Oi TTwn w w
AINU VJlttXO 1JH wrAriiic
Biggest little Paper In tho World : ;
danced. "I put that in because It
reminds me of the time I made
an Impression at a party for the
wife or the. Minister to Costa
Rica. - On my. birthday, my mo
ther had riven me some money
thr a bIIIc rirM. I Invuf Ykri irh
I colors,' and I wanted to look my
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mcdi , I. iuo aij wmcn mj xnena
Sarah was giving .tot her cousin,
the wife of the Minister to Costa
Rica.': so I chose, this vivid red
. "As your mother and I left our
house for the party. I was Very
proud, and I did look nice In the
red dress with my black eyes and
black braids, new lace mitts, and
buckled slippers. But on the way.
a sudden shower came up and be
fore we knew it, our dresses had
been covered with raindrops. We
were already late, so went oa and
arrived at the party in a rather
damp state.
"I was selfoneclous. with the
water spots on my dress, and I
hoped' none of the guests would
notice, -so I stood 'as close to the
wall as possible. When I 'saw a
chair, I eat ' dbwnr drawing " iny
skirts tightly abouk.tser-Inahe
dining room l stood close to the
tab!4r,tat-rw!!ea.tI:"v,-!!J2!--r'' '
talization from 120.000 to $30,-.
000, was filed by the Anuer tim
ing company of Portland, v
-fi,,. fniiowine Oregon concerns
yesterday ' filed articles of Incor-
poratlon at the ornce oi m
corporation commissioner:
Balslger Motor company, Klam
ath. Falls; incorporators, E.. H.
Balslger, Mae B. uaisiger, t. a.
Wlnetrout; capitalization, sz,-
000.. .' , '
Booth & Pomeroy. Inc., Port
ian incomorators. S. R. Booth,
J. IL Pomeroy. H. A. Stopp; capi
talization. $100,000.
A. Kalles Sons company, Port
land; incorporators, Louis Katies,
Philip Kalles. Reuben Kalles; cap
italization, $5000.; merchandise.
- Notice of an Increase in capital
ization from $25,000 to $40,000
was filed by the Newberg Tele
phone company of Newberg.
Supplementary articles were fll
.. tY Mrtrih Rend Stevedoring
v f J M " w -
company changing the name of the
Marshfleld Stevedoring company.
What Lord Birkenhead said was
not so bad, but he might have
said it differently. How often Is
that the case with others7 than
English statesmen. r
T FUTURE DATES.
September II. TBdy-Orfon
oditt eonferen- dinU la PortUnd.
8ptmbr 12, WedneKiny Opemnc of
bi(hw7 additioa road. ' '
8eptaibr 14. Friday TtamW7-Tirp
fight fo haaryweicht ehampioaabip t
tha world. New York. -September
17, Monday Conititntioa s
: day.-- i..
J Boptamber J, 8nday YMCA ttiBr
- p program at Wallace farm.
September 19, Wednesday Willamette .
aniTeraity peas. '
. September- 20, Thereday Marion
county community federatioa to meet at
Chamber of Commerce. .
September 20, 21 and 22 Pendletoa
Koondnp.
September 24 te 29 Orefoa etate fair.
September 20, Saturday Football. Wil
. iamette Ta. OrefO". at Saiem. '
October t, Monday Salem aebeoU
opea.
October 8. fiatnrday rootbaTI, Willa-
. met to T. Waabingtom. at Seattle.
October 20, Saturday Football. Willa
mette Mt. Angel eollera, at Plm.
October 27, Saturday Football. Willa
mette r: Cbemewa. at Salem.
Noember 3, Saturday Football. Willa
mette vs. College of Paget Sound, at '
; Tacoma.' - ,
Norember S to 10 Peelfie Interna'...
tional Utreatock eapoaition, Portland.
irember 10, Saturday Football. Wil
lamette a. Ln field, at Me.Mianville.
November 1, Friday Football. Willa
mette e. Whitman, at Salern.
November 23, Friday Football,. Willa-
. mette Pacific, probably at Port
land. ' '
Norember 29 Tbnraday Footbill, Wil-
- 1amM.-. Sollec f Idaho, at BniM.
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THE PUN BOX
l' t : Sometimes
Bliss Bagby (In chemistry
class) i VWhat does sea water
contain besides, the sodium chlor
ide we have mentioned?" '
' Student: "Fish."
Answer .to. .today's , word puxzle:
The word square is: Tent, ever,
Neva, tray. . '
ModernlKooIogy
Teacher:, "Now, tell me the
name of the insect which Is first
a tank and -then an airplane." .
, Pupil: "It's v the caterpillar,
which changes Into a butterfly."
' Peter Puzzle Says
Brother 'arranged the letter
blocks . to form a word square,
but his sister broke up the square.
Can you re-arrange, the groups of
blocks so that' the word square
will appear again? I Nett, reev,
vena, rayt. ..
- , .This Is a Hot One
Roscoe: . Why . don't you eat
your sandwich? .
Roscoe: . I'm just waiting for
the mustard to cool.
wife came up to me and put her
lovely gloved hand' on my arm. I
forgot all about my dress or any
thing but bow gracious she was. .
She was nicer to me than to any-'
body'.else; and I was happy to;
have made euch a ' good impres
sion. ' . ;
"It was Just as we were leaving
the party ;that your mother gave
an -exclamation' and whispered
something- to me." On the Uble-!
cloth where I had pressed against
the . tea table she pointed to a
pink streak. I glanced around.
In the chair where I had sat, the
tidy was spotted with pink. The
white paneled wall where I had
leaned. : showed a red blur. Bat
my embarrassment wa greatest -whenI
bade the minister's wife ;
goodbye. On the gloved hand
that she had laid on ray arm, rny
wet sleeve had made a deep red
mark. Indeed I had left my Im
pression at the party,"
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