i f ' . .y -..'vV. Issued Dally Except Monday by ' : TOE STATESMAN PUBLISHING COMPANY -215 8. Commercial St" Salem. Oreron f Portland Office. 627 Board of v . . . Krunrn np titk , The Associated Press is exclustyely entitled to the use for publi cation or mi news dispatches credited to it or not otherwise creouea la this paper and also the local news published herein. 11. J. Hendricks Stephen A; Stone ,W Ralph Glorer T Ftank Jaskoskl TELEPHONES: Business Office. 23 - ' j , ' i Circulation Department, 683 ;L- ; i ' Job Department, 583 Society Editor, 10 Entered at the Postof flee in Salem, A WILLAMETTE WORTH WHILE , v . ere -8 n the. name and service of yillamette University the inspiration for greatet and indispensable future usefulness. The story of Willamette is the his tory of Americanism in the West.; It has a relationship to the state that no other instituion has had or can have. " It has a duty to, our citizenship that no other college or -university an perform. ',; It is worth while." 1 lj? i The writer of the above ia Edgar B. Piper, editor of the Oregonian. It appears in a u Jed in the endowment campaign of Willamette university, entitled, "On the Witness Stand," and containing similar tes timonials from H..W. Stone, J. W. Day, J. A. Churchill, J. W. Kerr, W. W. Youngson, P. L. Campbell and Paul Wallace. Mr, Campbell, who is president of the University of Ore gon, says, among other things, "It has long contributed to the highest type of 'Christian civilization in Oregon - It has a most important worij; to do and its Jong history of high achievement amply demonstrates that it 'Is capable of , doing f : Mr.. Kerr, who is. president of -th Oregon Agricultural I t College, says : "Willamette. University has rendered distin I A - guished service in advancing the Interests of education in fi the North westt . . The. alumni roll3 of the institution inplude i. k: rrfony of the foremost leaders in the history of, Oregon. Ade-f-1 quate financial support- will insure even" greater achieve LK;.. merits jn 'the,future.Such an institution is a real asset, h worthy of the Support of the people " f ' fc -j ..Uh.-j I m , r The cause is just;' The need is urgent. , The time is.now. ' All is going well with the enthusiasm and willingness of-the workers. But the undertaking is large. It calls for the com pletion of. the fund of a million : the night of December 20th; only a little more than a month "away;-',?r, zr, : '"V "x h It is to be presumed that there is no violation of confi dence when-.it is stated that about a 'half 'million'dollara are 'ijrfeli to be pledged that is,.definitely-pledged. .. 4; : The three-quarters: of a niilion already pledged depends for its effectiveness upon the' half, million yet to be secured case the last dollar is not securedi-i',1 n :?! i It is Unthinkable that the ;' j Such failure ; would $etv.the. standards ,f t.the historic institutiortbacfe fuiorob , 5 Rnt" SUCCESS', will brlriff thfrn riri' IrTlWif ' nrnnor fHartm ready for the niarching orders of a'gloribufuture Of greater aihievemcii;:,;i " '.' n . Commertial activities are important' --"Fine new Buildings ' f ard desirable. New factories and the growth of factories al rddyherejare1 worthy 6f mutuaKongratulationsBut the .biigest thing inalem is Willamette University; and this en dowment campaign is the biggest thing in the history of that i f institution. 1 t , ; ! : . ;-;Vt'l'And. there is no time ' for idld dallying or. hesitating' in work that is marked out for the devoted men and women ; n'ho have taken ud this great labor ofjve- . -r ; jfj' And "the night cometh, when ho man-can workj ? ; ';?, - In this particular that night will be midnight f Decem- ; ber 20th. :x ; . -M.ir7;' 1 4 Many, are f'giving tilL it hurts," as friends of theinstitu- tion have done all down through the years for eighty years, j ?3fany: more will be required to give in that way? but those are of ten in the long run the most joyous gifts. VNot what -we give, but what we spare" Such gifts of sacrifice ii BTUDT i s tro&xf Tcf jrlght, 1822, AModMed Editor akammaammaaiaMmmsmai THE FUN BOX Open the lid Glorious V'Well. 1 went down with flying colors, anyway," said the painter who fell off a scaffold with a pall of paint In each hand.' , V . 3 . . F :.. . , .1 'r t-i . . Help tha Poor , v 1 A 8maH ;jHoj: Mother please I give me a quarter for a poor, : lame manJ" ' . . , ' . ' : ' -i,-'-J . Mother: "Here you are, my neat; How thoughtful. Where I Is the man? ; ".. '"- Thingmn v Charlie: "I had a good 1 joke to tell you; sis, but I see It would not be. sate to tell it.", ' ! ' 'Ulster:, 'yttrt'l - -7 V t Charlie: "Because If your, face lights up. the powder wlll go off! ? 8ott of the Early Bird Early , Bird: ?"Ah good morn- ingt Looking tor a Job?' Worm: -Yes, anything" I can dd tor you? Early Bird i ,"Yes. You'll Just fillthe bill." r ':f What II Meant" - Student: : "Gimme;" ham and yegg?.- . Viiiter:M -Pardon me.. Vou men, eggs, don't you?.- : r ; ' Student: "Yes. hard-boiled ' T A; Hchooli:yeir .'V.-.vV Rickety! Rickety! ' ,; , Rah! Rah;..Roarr" -:-V:-,?P f . Central High School! , Twenty-four! THE OREGON STATESMAN, Trade Building. Phone Automaton issnn ited PRESS Manager ....Managing Editor . .... uasnier .Manager Job Dept. Oregon, as second class matter piece of printed matter being and a quarter of dollars by 'campaign should faiU The Bigseat little Paper la the World and Laugh No Chance Two . boys "were trying to think of a new game to play. At last one of them said, ."I'll . tell you what. s ; Let's , see who ; can make the ugliest face." Gosh no" . answered the oth er. Look at the head start you have." ' m v- w . . . . . . Cora had jusk -seen her-first large green worm out in thje yard. Rushing into the house she called, "Mama, mama, come see the dill pickle that is walking around the garden." I THE SHORT STORY. JR. Virgil Cornee to Life i. Donald bent,. low-ever bis "Vir gil and' rubbed his eyes. He had been playing football since school and the exercise' and fresh air made him sleepy - ' . . f ;He was Just looking 7 up -: the same-word rfbr; the sixth .time when he ; heard " a strange noice behind him. I Turning' - around, Donald was surprised to see a tall man dressed, in a long. robe stand Ing In the 'doorway.- v "How dorou do. Donald?" he' sald.v r - "How do yott-do? Donald re plied hesitatingly. r ,14 5we. SALEM. OREGON have largely biiildedl Willamette University, to the splendid place it now occupies -r ; , ' . - ' And it will be n keeping with its record if the conclu sion of this campaign shall show a very large proportion of 3uch gifts in rounding out the last five hundred thousand dollars.- ' . Salem mast organize to make raore all the year around work here, in proportion to the season al work. j4 .The Salem Slogan pages of next Thursday will bederoted to the apple Industry. , , The United States cannot be ex. pected to get excited about the result of the English elections so long as both parties Insist that the debt due us must' be paid. Shopmen on the Northern' Pa cific railway, who refused to strike have been paid 'a.', bonus of from $500 to $800 each for remaining loyal to the line at' the time of the strike. . And no doubt the company never paid out any money with a higher degree of satisfaction. ' The first mother, has been elected to congress, Mrs. Winifred Mason Huck, .daughter 'of Hon. William E. Mason of Illinois, and she will serve out his .unexpired term.. The other. "Women, hereto fore elected to the house, Miss Alice Robertson of Oklahoma and Miss Jeanette Rankin of Montana were maidens li ; fprlorn. .- Vji There cannot be too much Irri gation talk, right now, and from how on."; Irrigation. Is the t thing to stabilize the. berry industries here. W ' ' 1 You will be safe In disbelieving most of the wild stories about what isf going to be done .by the new state administration after the first of the year, and to take the rest of the stories with a grain of salt. ; The question of what will hap pen In ihls, country, when Aha na tion' gets' 'Saturated" 'with auto mobiles'1. Is being - discussed ,fn trade circles." Bdt it;. need, oc casion no -worry. Good roads irk being bnflt r ln China anji ' Korea and autos are covering, the lines of travel In the Hojy Land, to say nothing of the auto' busses In Arabia and the big trade fn ma chines that ts starting In Brazil. Soon the auto will be used all over the world, and until that is accompUsbed- here will e no letup In the flood of manufacture.. i There is scarcely any limit to the possible expansion of the strawberyyviadnstry; in f the Salem district; hfluVteof Irriga tion. This wag well' shown! In the-leading articles in The Statesv man of yesterday. Besides vastly increasing the gfoduction of ber- ' FUTURE DATES Koreaber 17, Fndy yoojlt, . Wil lamette -aoiTersitr nd Pacific Bnireraitr, at Forest Grow. Xorember 21, Taetday Baiaar, Cen tral OencTcgationat rharrh. ' Komnber 27. 28 and 29 Marion coun ty teerherx' institute, Salem. Korember SO, TharidayrasnksfiTinf . December S, Batnrday Basaar. St. ranl'a Chareh.r 6AA Ob.eme.knta. Peeember 25. Mondar Christmas. Jannarv S. Monday -LegjUtiire meet. "I see you do not know me." the tall man said, advancing. "I am Virgil." 1 v "Oh, pleased to meet you," murmured Donald. ,, ' "You are not just meeting me. You ihave been studying my 'Aeneld since the first of Sep tember," Virgil replied in anger. "You are a laxy, ignorant boy, and I have just caught you in the act of going to sleep over my book my book, full of interesting tales which, if you had an atom of In tellect; you would enjoy reading so much you could not lay It down. You should be punished for this, lie said, advancing and picking up ihe book. He opened it, 'and with surprise and anger, noted. the words writ ten between the lines. , ' "Yoa shall be punished for this, he cried, clapping his hands together three times. 'Aenea,Aueas,, ih.e called, and in through' the 'window came a tall young man dressed in ar mor, and carrying a bow and ar row." , "Aeneas," Virgil addressed him "Ihis young man is not interested in the history of Troy! ' He, must fles, and enhancing their quality irrigation will stabilize the indus try. It will make strawberry growing a sure thing, year in and year out. And it will allow the canners and packers to depend upon their supply, and to go out after wider markets. One of the greatest things that could happen to the Salem district now would be a general campaign for .-. irrigation K systems v: and schemes, with offers Of. financial help to the farmers who wiil use irrigation. The! Statesman will be' willing to give columns, pages of matter, . free, of costj' to irriga tion information on the. subject. There cannot be too much infor mation. There will even: then be some mistakes; hnt better a few mistakes than to' let the j matter drag.: Irrigation U;tnenext big thing in the expansion " of the fruit industry hefe:y A1 Si' Salem uses about" a sixth, of all the cans taken by the fruit in dustries of the Pacific northwest about ten millions of the sixty millions. of cans annually: ; Our people must not be satisfied till they make the proportion higher and until ther force the use of sixty millions of cans right here in Salem evey year to say noth ing, of cartons, glass containers, etc.. WATCHING THE ANIMALS The new zoological gardens in Chicago are to be the finest In the world. As an attraction, they will rock the stockyards to sleep., The grounds will cover more than 200 acres lying along the -Des-plaines river. The land was pro vided by Mrs. Edith Rockefeller McCormlck and the landscaping Is being done under her projec tion. It will be a taming of the wjld. ' The' animals will be ap parently in the , oper and wiU, have surroundings and conditions as nearly in accord with the old home as possible. ' They will be separated from visitors bya'mbat filled with running watft-. ; There will be sand and. Jungle or. the lions and tigers; rocks and tree's for the bears and mountains far the deer and antelope.- They, will be so protected that 5 they cannot prey upon one another, and . the whole will be arranged bo that all its wonders may be seen as readily from an automobile as on foot. Neither will pedestrians and motorists get in one another's way. The completed zoo tni tended .to. mark the peak of coir strnctlon possibilities in this line and it- is also ' intended to have the most varied representation of arrtmal life that conditions will permit. . From the ! menagerie standpoint it will be the greatest show on earth. The zoo may not rank high from a humanitarian viewpoint. Other public enter prises may be worthier, but as a municipal attraction it ranks high and Us educational value is nota ble. HTTVOB PLAT , WOKX Edited by John H. Millar' be punished. Take him and bind him to the back of our chariot. which you will find in the gar age. Thus drag him through the streets of Millersburg until he repents seven times.". "Aye, aye, my Lord," respond ed Aeneas, and seized Donald by the hair. Donald struggled and screamed as loud as he could. "Hit him over the head with my book.' instructed Virgil. "That is the only way it will ever make an impression on him." . "Why. Donald," called his mother from the doorway, "what is the matter?" wuaiu wm. ay uua. Aeneas hit me over the head," he explain ed. "Nonsense," laughed his moth er. "Come on to bed. You can get your lesson in the, morning. I PICTURE PUZZLE I BEHEAD ONE Or THE WORDS PK TORED BELOW AND ADp A ttTTER IN FRONT Of THE OTHER TO TORY TWO EMRP3. fw Answer H retprday': Tray-i-r nwret iaaip plant, mkrng a - word chain. . v IX DARKEST AMEDICA The sheriff who refused to in terfere in' the Herrln massacre and who made no attempt to either stop the murders or arrest the murderers, baa just meen re turned to office by the biggest majority eTer given a candidate in Williamson county, Illinois. That appears to be the answer of the county to its' critics. Al though more than 300 indictments for murder and conspiracy were finally found by a special grand jury, the difficulty of securing a conviction within the boundaries of the county may be imagined in the face of this election show ing. If we are to have a darkest America, why not build a fence around Williamson county an&ffit it aside as a large section of the same? "ir DANCE AND DIVORCE One of the judges says the fact that a wife leaves her husband three nights a week in order indulge her dancing passion does not constitute grounds for di vorce. If the dance is an orderly one and her association with other men does not extend' beyond the fox-trotting stage, the wife may still be blameless. The husband may always exercise his legal right of accompanying the wife, anyhow. Let -him go to the dance himself and then see how the wife stands it. If she. goes to the hop in order to be free of tha husband, another question prises. PARADOXICAL ,. ; After reading the memoirs of the ex-kaiser a writer in the (New York Times thus sums up his im pressions. "Here Is a man who is not a Mar, yet cannot tell the truth; a man of intelligence who- cannot interpret the simplest actions; a man of human feelings Incapable of remorse; not a tool nor an egoist, yet unable to learn from experience." ' There are lots of other people, all unknown to themselves, whose written memoirs would produce the same effect. WANTS A POINTER A Chicago 'woman left the bulk of-her 240,000 in trust, the in come to be used .lor the care and Keep of her pet dog. Now the. dog has ttlree . puppies and the court is called upon to Interpret their interest in the estate. - Corvallis Merchants , Give Dash Encouragement 0 RE CON AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE, Corvallis, Nov. 16.-V Opeclal to the Statesman) A cash present of 28 5 and consider! ably, more in decorating material was th eglft of the merchants composing the Corvallis Chamber of Commerce, who have taken an active part toward putting home coming festivities across, accord ing to Zelta Feike, alumni secre tary. The city will be decorated for three days, and trimmings of a Portland firm specializing in decorating of city streets and shops will be used. - ' The business portion of Corval lis and Monore, Madison and Jef ferson streets, leading to the campus, will be bedecked in orange and black, with banners welcoming "old grads" and visit ors to the city. Campus decora tions are under charge of the rook class, with the exceptions of the Bell field, which the engineers will decorate. The new commerce building will be the "homecoming head quarters. Signs over the camp us will direct the homecomers to the building, and it will be made the center of operations. All luncheon parties not otherwise di rected will meet there. The low er hall will be converted into a reception room. Rest rooms for women will be arranged in some of the class rooms, and badges of reogniticn, tickets to the alumni banquet and the - homecoming dance will be there for the alum ni. Production of Mills 2 Per Cent Under Normal One hundred ad forty-three mills reporting to West Coast Lumbermen's association for the week ending November 11, manu factured 9370,103 feet of lum ber; sold S8.766.219 feet: and shipped 82,954,345 feet. Productlqn for repqrting mills was 2 per cent below normal New business t per cent below production. Shipments - were per cent below new business. Fifty-fQur per cent of all new business taken during the week was for future water dejivery Tills amounted to 4.666.219 tet of which 36,45,219 feet was for domestic cargo delivery . by rail amounting to 1,370 cars. - Fifiy-one per cent of the week's lumber shipments moved by wat?r. This amounted to 42,694, 345 feet, of which 35,851,162 feet moved coastwise and intercoastal: and 843,lg3 feet export Rail shipments amounted to . 1.342 car6. . Unfilled domestic cargo- orders total. 159,3 11,967 feet. ' Unfilled FTim A Y MORNING. ' NOVEMBER 17, 1922 BtTS FOR BREAKFAST Gentle rain. S Salem is now oa the air map S Broadcasting her name and fame to the four winds. s The Salem paper mill isjloing K foil share in providing work that Is not seasonal; and in In creasing it. Sunshine and show ers, hot or cold or in between, and night and day, are alt one to this inst'tutlon. Only Sundays stop the machinery there. W Prices are falling. In this,coun try? Oh. no.' in Japan. i V 'm , It wasn't a Salm physician. It was a Denver doctor who made out a death certificate and in the blank space after "cause of death" wrote his name. : - V Are you observing honey week? Honey means health, and the makers -or honey mean the pollin ation of the blossoms of the frttit trees, and wealth for the Trun growers. i ; ; ..' 's ' Every man's task is his life preserver, . , ' v : he greatest indoor sport ift "the State is the guessing up under the bronze dome as to what dTilcIal heads will fall into the discard during the ides and nodes ofJanu- ary and the like dates of the fol lowing months. S S The LTurlcs were blufHng. The cowardly old world' should have begun calling her bluffs a long time ago. i The election demonstrated the truth of an old-fashioned saying about quite a number of" folks thinking they were called andbut few chosen. Exchange. . . -Mile. Cecile Sorel, the French professional beauty, is said to be dazzling America with a gold lace hat, studied with real diamonds and insured tor 1,000,000 francs. Some day, perchance, we shall have a law which, by a careful specification of internal values,' requires the value of the hat to fit the value of the contents ot the head. Exchange. . export orders 74,016.405 feqt. 8,022, Unfilled rail - trade orders cars. In 45 week 8 production has eben 3,802,556,279 feet; new business 3,598,272,274 feet; ship ments 3,535,130,795 feet. IT'STOASTED or5 extra process which gives a delicious flavor r mem mum vCIGARETTE The II IT : - Kp Is superior in many ways to the average run of furnac es. The large oblong firebox takes large, lasting sticks of wood and a great saving in fuel can be made by burning large coarse sticks instead of short cut and small sizes. The Western is an all cast furnace and will last a life time. It is easy to operate and is guaranteed to beat your home satisfactorily. ca and let us show the Western. TAX RATIOS It FIXED BY STATE Percentage Taxable Value of Property' Bears to Ac tual Value Shown. Th. per cent or ratio that the taxable vaue xt property in the counties of Oregon shall bear to the full cash value in 1923 based on the 1922 tax rolls has been determined by tho state tax -oni-mission and was made publlc'yeMi terday. . The ratios average a5out fhe same as last year." The new ratios, as announced today for .the several counties, and the old ratios, for comparison, are as follows: New Ratios Old Ratios Baker : - .76 .76 Benton .55 .5 Clackamas .... .49 -.50 Clatsop ....... .82 .86 Columbia .. ... .74 .73 Coos ..... .66 '.69 Crook .57 .57 Curry 83 .85 Deschutes .... ' .55 .54 Douglas ...... .77x .77 Gilliam ....... .90 .90 Grant 68 .68 Harney .64 .66 Hood River ... .66s ,65 Shot's tlie big tMasvn :5iiccecc5iil balling It. determines failure or sue- ' cess; in baking, more j w Mty ii yot no nor always naye satisfactorv haki n ere r.hn n oy S to. Calumet for U.S.- Food 4uthoritie&;5; v Yf&turi the Calumet foctorJ" ies the largest and most ! , , eamiarvon earui nunareas ; ': of skilled workers clad in? white are busily engaged ia' .producing the baking powder ( tlhat is' used by millions. iz Human hands never touch it ' Its sale is 2X times as much as . r that of any other brand. Pure in- menwiung-puremmebakirig. '.A. DOtffiJ Con nf tamm full IS baking powders come in 12. vwitB uincwi .or iv ounce cant, Be stare you get a fsuuu uj licit you want it. ) The Economy BAKING P&UUWEI1: gHB WORLD'S GREATEST BAKING POWDER Western eless Furnace .. Si ii it. 7011 f i CS. HAMILTON GOOD FURNITURE Jackson . . . . . . Jefferson . Josephine .. Klamath . . . Lake ...... Lane Lincoln Linn .. Malheur . . . Marlon .... Morrow ... Multnomah Polk Sherman . . Tillamook . Umatilla . . . Union ..... Wallowa , . . Wasco Washington Wheeler .. i Yamhill . .. 5 .t; 6S4 . ,r;.7t : .: .57;.'v:5 S8 .... .si . -52. . 63 1 .11 75 . . .15 0 M .'.. .86 -x. .j; -74 ,;s .t 9 S ,.f; 7 -v.u SI .43 ".Tiv":-.?! .59 ' ,$o Who will be the Joseph m Dan ids and the Newton Diehl Ealt; of the Andrew Conar Law Cab inet . . :.. : Hills acts at once 7 cneotoidsinlttjurs A fTr tit J. XI ..l. irtr. Bromide Tntw Ojid.i St3, " J-V" l m UBW Fand OnPPC trrnody Known. f H.HTUA vi - - " i a. Ja Hills Ca BrOTflc Q;ii: .'! : &a wuiu.u -i V, $ just onfetrial. Calummt mn. ounces Snmm -: : n : ES3T BT TZwT 4 rr r tt m ain? w. ' : CAM ' y. J ; ' t 4 i ' I" I V i A Is. Mtt A -;, . a a.jfj.-'Tai-.ji'tw