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Y- . - Issued Daily Except Monday by . r THE STATESMAN' PUBLISH LNQ COMPANY 21S SJ Commercial St.. Salem. Oregon (Portland Office, C27 Board of Trad Building. Pbone Automatic .'" ' 511-93 ! vY. -.yY :r-V- : , . MEMBER OP THE ASSOCIATED PRESS f ; The Associated Press la exelualrely entitled to tbe dm toy publi cation of all news dispatches credited to It or sot otherwise credited to this paper and also toe local news pabllahed herein. R. J. . Ilendricka i ;.......... Manager Stephen A. Stone ....... ............ Managing Editor Ralph Glorer ........................................ Cwnler frank JaakosU ................ ....... . .Manager Job' Dept. TELEPHONES: - Basiness Office, 11 Circulation Department, (It ., -., Job Department, 68 J , - ) Society Editor, IOC . Entered at the Postoff ice in Salem, TIIE DEMOCRATIC DANCE TO BRITISH MUSIC v, There is considerable agitation-in Great Britain for a re ' turn to something, like the British Navigation Laws which were repealed January 1, 1850. Many of the British are con vinced that the best way to insure their supremacy at sea is to restore. the protective navigation laws. British com petition li bad enough now, so far' as it affects our own : shipping.- If England should legislate to protect her ship ; ping , while the United States did nothing, the result would undoubtedly be the destruction of the American merchant ' marine. Even as it is, British vessels are carrying mare American imports and ' exports than American vessels are x Vumllner Y t. -' . -' ' .1 - The British free ship p6:;cy ' ' a a naa oeen completely demonstrated mat iron snips tne snips of the future could be built more cheaply in England than in any other country. The British' free trade policy, adopted three years before, .was the result of the agitation of the Manchester textile manufacturers, captained by Cobden, whe 'had satisfied 1 themselves that they could produce 1 fabrics cheaper than any other country and since they wanted free foreign markets they saw the consistency of establishing ja free market at home as a condition precedent But free tradf is a thing of the past with Great Britain, and the "safeguard ing of industries', act passed last year by the British Parlia- .ment, writes a duty of 33133 per cent ad valorem on some 6,000 separate article of British manufacture. This is con- siderably higher than any average ad valorem rate contem plated in the tariff bill now pending in the Congress of the 'United States,, ?; v y. - v. y - j ,1 t And besides that their tariff law puts in the hands of a commission the lowering or raising of rates; the express aric . declared purpose being to make the. rates high enough tc protect British producers and manufacturers competing wit! the products of foreign countries.' . j As a writer on the subject recently declared : "When Jamey'G. Blaine stated in his reply to. William E. Gladstone that, 'regardless of, consistency and regardless of expense'' Great Britain had always protected her ships" that is tc say,1 wherever they J needed protection and j that shipping was the one industry, which the United States had ref usee' to; protect, he expressed in a phrase the anomalv of '.British J 1 a - as a m . a. - . protection, aunougn wen a tree trade nation, and of Ameri can', free trade, although a protective nation. ' i. I British propaganda has In : ment part in preventing the passage of protective measure for American shipping than perhaps .any one factor, and V is heroically at work today, for the same purpose. Every thing possible is being done to delay the shiD aid bill, and "as .seem3 usually, to be the case; where British interests are "concerned, a few of the Democrats are their representative lin'the American Congress. - They stand for the free entry 'of British goods into the American market .... I . ; .But they have no objection jean gooas entering tne British t I They oppose . the mdst practical aid to enable America to .compete with British and Japanese shiDDinir j. ' But they voice no objection to the subsidization by Great .Britain and Japan of their. respective mercantile fleets, f T They would help haul the Union Jack and the Rising Sun X i1 - xl j mm f i ... ... " -iu me mastneaus ox ioreign snips, out tney would haul down the Stars and Stripes and junk the vessels that they taxed 'the people nearly $4,000,000,000 to construct: 1 -However, these few Democratic Representatives in Con jrres3 misrepresent. At no time since the Civil war has there lutein BW.H - iiauuii-wiuc maisience on protection to oir mer- iTtTDT Copyright 1023, Associated Edit- THE SWIP.IMING j by jack cmox ;; r TM man who taught one thons and New Orleans boys and';- if ; Y Girls, how to swim - t , The (Veatesi, swimming game of all la water polo. There are many .games, races and contests that nre spor In the water, but of all 'these water polo Is the one that 'calls tor most speed, endurance and: red blood. The game can "be played with almost any num ber of swimmers but the Olympic Tulea call for seven men on each team. .These are goalkeeper, cen ter, forward, and left backs. ;h Lay Out Coarse - j .. j A water polo course should be , about ,50 feet' long, with a goal fit each end, consisting of a cross bar six feet long and about .two ' Picture PusKcIe: - W h ihrce "nainrt of tievspapen arc, pictured ncrc r. won, ti bead. , - "-jtur"-r, hat, hair, bands. mm ' esnananaani n i r-S- THE OREGON STATESMAN, Oregon,' aa' aeeond elasa matter wa3 adopted at the time it w a a -a ' ' the past played a more prom- to a 33 per cent duty on Airier- market. . ors The Riggest Little CLASS LESSON i and a halt feet above the water. The field should be at least 20 feet wide. A- ball. 25 Inches to 28 inches In circumference.'round and fully Inflated, Ii used. A game is usually divided Into four periods of five minutes each.. The game is played about the same as basketball, the object be ing to send the ball to your goal. Too can get rules for It In. any athletic library. , Y f ' j. v ThrIll.'Qalore f ; Water polo Is so full of thrills and fun galore 4as to - make ; it worth any crowd's . whllft lo .or ganize a team. A thorough know ledge of the crawl and trudgeon strokes Is necessary for a - good water polo player. Y; -;.,..v-',;,;. The center should be the fast est man on the team and the best allaround player.' . ' Tha backs should be quick enough to . stay by the forwards of the opposing team and never let them get away while, on the other band.; the for wards should be agile enough In the water to keep as fa? as pos sible from. the,. opposing? backs. The goal keeper should! have a long reach. A , ; '' ' .' Learn to Tom Bail - It is not easy to throw a ball In deep waterfc and this alone will take practice. ' But by spreading the fingers of the right hand well and hooking the wrist, and at the time of throwing f the ' ball; giving a strong kick and pressing down on the left hand, one - can rise high out of the water and throw the ball the length of the course. For a short toss put the hand directly.- underneath the .ball, SALEM, OREGON chant marine, such appreciation of the part which it is des tined to play in. upbuilding our, trade and prosperity.. - And the wide awake and far seeing members of the Dem ocratic party as, opposed to the few Silurians of. that party in Congress, are heartily in accord with the vast majority of the people of this country in this respect. . , iio: new from David Lloyd George is good news. Dary hasn't bad "a crista on bis - hands for iey eral days, . ' , :7-, iL, " ' . :- i. : Almost time to get out a "Bine Etookt on the proceedings at ;Tbe Hague. " The color would be! ad mirably chosen. People couldn't Jtielp noticing that when Lenine seeded . n doc tor be didn't pick one that learned doctoring in a bolsheylt echool. Pershlns; did opt say "Lafayette, ire are here!" Wbittleaej did not tell "the Germans tGb to hell! Sherman did not say; .''War Is Un!". :i But Lincoln; wrote ila Gettysburg address, j Eugene Debs hag gone to a san atorium to take the rest cure. It is all right for the Socialist lead ers to be in the sanatorium, but the whole country needs the res. At last, pretty soon the Pacific highway will go through Salem on all 'paved streets no mud In winter, no dust in summer. That U fine. The attorney general of Illinois offers a reward of $1000 for the arrest of the party who massa cred the 37 miners at Herrin. Possibly-this Is expected to, wind up the case. There- are scores of- site around Salem for the proposed Yeomen home; just what the committee is looking for. One or more must be offered, and all the advantages of the Salem lo cation briefed. Then Salem will stand a -good show to get the home. , - Worcester people who have been out west report a tempera ture of 123 degrees In the Mohave desert: We cannot equal that in Massachusetts, but there is some times enough humidity to make up the difference. Springfield Republican. . Compared with eith er; ; the . summer . climate In the Willamette Valley is heavenly. ,t ,A gang of Italian Immigrants were banded . deportation, papers following the rendition of a song which they sang for the: inspect tors to prove that they were ca pable of earning a living. The sample of entertainment was not satisfactory. However, if the gov ernment should decide to deport all cltisens who put themselves up as ringers the necessity for in creasing our merchant marine or of 'calling on other countries for shps would be apparent. Jt is a curious coincidence that at the time of Chief Justice Taft'a triumphal tour ' of England, an Important case in which he acted as arbitrator was being argued before the privy council. This is the appeal of the Grand Trunk stockholders from the verdict of Paper in the World Swimming up to the ball and tos sing It behind require a lot of practice, but It can be done. Y Other good water games are follow the leader and water tag. In which the swimmer must be tagged on the head. Always play these games on an empty stom ach. If you don't you will soon get out of the game for lack of wind. f THE SHORT STORY, JR.! JOCKO EAItXS HIS WAV Jocko was a bright-eyed little monkey that Uncle Jeffeiy had brought home for the twins. He was a j wise-looking little animal and Had cunning ways that made the twins devoted to 'MmP :- 4 s -But their mother was not fond rt Jocko, even though they kept him out . In the garage and saw that be didn't bother 1 her. 5 As for-their father he said nothing about the matter at ail. "I don't see what your trncle meant by bringing that animal." said Mrs. Winston. "He'a noth ing but a nuisance. He Just eats dp food and does nothing In re turn." v ' - - The i twins talked it over very soberly. ''Mother. Is so business like," sighed Paul. . "She thinks yon shouldn't' have anything, or do anything, unless It's useful.' "I know,', said Pauline. "It we could pust. show her that Jocko could, bring something: in I have an idea!" ' ; ;- It was because of. this Idea that Paul and Paulina ' and Joe to slipped down side streets that af ternoon to a district where they were not known. Both wore old. tbe Canadian arbitration eomm: tlon that the company's common snd preferred stock was value less. Mr. Tatt," who represented the railway on the commission; filed a disscntin-g - opinion, and it is on the strength of bla cpinoin that an overturn of the, verdict !s hoped for. The strike of the raiiroad shop men could be settled, now. but for one principle that is at stake. It H like this; Jones, working for the railroad, has had his job for a long , time. I le has . priority rights; , length. . of service gives him many). advantages, including, in most cases. ' after, a certain cumber of years, a pension. He has forfeited his ' priority rights by quitting. The, priority rights of the man who took bis job have begun to , run. Jones wants bis priority fights restored, before resumlngbls Job. The railroads do not want to have his priority rights restored. They want him to begin again at the foot of the ladder, like a new man and they have also promised the man who took the job of Jones, and is now at work, that he shall be retained Indefinitely, Their .word it out. If the, mejrtwbo struck' can now have thir Jobs back, f th! all their (piiorUy" rights, and have the men'f wboj are now working fired, whal lsj there In the way of another strike by them, at any time In the future, with the whole process gone over again? That is the case. What does the reader say is the right of it THE FROO WHO WAS ROILED TO DEATH That is the name of a most in teresting story a writer in an ex change says he read the other day about a man in a rut. No, you would never guess from the title that this was the story of 'a man 'in a rut; in fact, at first thought you might think it bad something to do with a fro and its reactions to heating water; but you would be mistaken; you may be assured that it is the story of a man in a rut. . j Tou know, the profersor in this story was saying, a frog jumps readily enough when put Into warm 'water; yet a frog can' tie boiled without a movement If the water is heated slowly enough. J Yes, the professor went on,, hi one experiment the water was heated at the rate of .0036 of a degree Fahrenheit per second! The frog never moved; and at the end of two and a half hours was FUTURE DATES July 27, Thardy Amrlrn tgioa cooTntion begins t Tbt IHlle. Jul S8 and 29, friday a Saturday Eallit Round-op. Joly as. . Saturday VarlB eeiaty Bandar aebaal pienin at fair rronnda. Anfiiit 1 ta 16 Boy Scouta' Saaamet camp oa tha Saatiam tWer. September 2, S and 4 . Lakeviaw Hono-J-np, Lakrvivw, Or. September IS, Wedneaday Oregon Vfethodiat confernre neeta la Salem ' September. 21, 22 and 33 Pandletoa ronnd-ap. fktptnnber SS to SO IncTuaW, Oregon State fair. NoTember T, Tneaday General eWo- Wn. . - rono iiat YWOXX Edited by John H. Millar soiled ' clothes. Paulina led the lively Jocko by a string, and Paul carried an old music box that had been stored for years In the attic That vening they dragged themselves back wearily, but their faces shining. At dinner that night Paul asked to be ex cused a minute. He came back carrying his hat full of coins. Here mother," he said, "Is Jocko's board and room for some time to come. He earned It him self. Yon said he wasn't any use." And he explained how Jocko, with their assistance, had made the money. . , : "Good heavens?" exclaimed the mother in horror. . "You terrible children. Suppose any one "I know should find out that you nnenr tht nfternnnn herein vf" The twins looked crestfallen.. j YThen Mr. Winston spoke. "I guess you'd better r admit the joke's on you, my dear, be said "Suppose we let Jocko pay , his board and room. Looks like that is enough to keep him here for some time." lISi ilu. i ,! round dead. He bad evidently been boiled to death without no ticing It. i I Observe, rpntinned the profes sor In this story, at every moment the temperature of the water was in no different contrast with the temperature, a moment before. The attention of the frog was never directed to the tempera ture of the water at all. So the frog, concluded the professor, was actually boiled to death without being aware of the fact. Now, kind reader,; perhaps you st.H think thatj this story has something to do with a frog and its reactions to beating water; but It is not; be assured that this is a story of a man in a rut. Moral: Don't be the frog that gets into the water that heats so slowly and don't be a man who get3 In a rut. MEASURE FOR MEASURE The American Designers' asso ciation, an organization of the creators of fashions in men's clothes, is contrite. The mem bers openly acknowledge the er ror of their way, ask forgiveness and promise never to do it again. Their secretary, Louis Rubin, de clares that they now f realize that the jazz they put In men's cloth ing at their last session has been rerponsible for crime, and to cor rect their mistake they will see to it that all men get Into som ber apparel this fall. An exchange commenting on this 'says: "Louis should really be grateful to the tolerance of the American publiq . that there has . been no more crime. How even our best and most peacable citizens, on seeing a young man in a jazz coat, split up the back to the collar button and fastened in front by a cute little row of buttons close together and with pouch pockets and bulging skirts, have restrained their natural In clination to, shoot on sight and put the poor thing out of its mis ery Is one of 'those things that no man can ever find out." THE SWISS NAVY They are going to link up the Rhine and the Rhone so that ves sels may reach Geneva. Now they are talking about construc ting a Swiss ; navy. In a million years of warfare Switzerland-! never had a navy and now, when Genera Is the, center of the world's peace movement, there is urge of.. a naval program for Switzerland. 1" Here Is an oppor tunity for the nations that want to disarm- Let them turn their navies over to Switzerland and And Now One of the greatest inventions the vvorld has ever known now available to all who will become States man Agents and secure twenty new subscriber to The Statesman. : A Western Super-sensitive Radiophone Receiving Set of the highest quality materials, yours for-a little work during spare time. More than $5,000,000 is being spent every week on Radio. Great hotels and apartment houses are install ing them as rapidly as possible, appreciating that ra dio service is fast becoming a public necessity. And now by taking advantage of The Oregon Statesman of fer, all Salem and vicinity can be equipped with free radiophones. Sermons, lecturs, concerts, recitals ev ery sound that rides air channe!sbrought directly into your home without any cost to you. The radiophones ofofered by The Oregon Statesman are of the famous iti Western make. '" This is the biggst and most liberal offer ever made by a Salem newspaper. And The Oregon Statesman, appreciating the overwhelming response that is sure to follow this announcement, urges immediate action to facilitate prompt delivery of all radiophones. Get Busy Start Now! y . m Listen b with the "Western" Radiophone. Sermons lectures, concerts, recitals inarLet and'v;c-ther reports. Every sound that rides the air channels yon can hear them all! . t' .' . How to Secure a Radio Set Free Become a Statesman Agent The "Western" Radiophone Receiving Set con sistinsr of Tuner, Cabinet and Head piece set with dou ble receiving phones will be given away absolutely free for 20 new three months subscriptions to The Oregon Daily Statesman. - The subscription price is 50 cents a month and a total of $20.00 must be collected on these 20 subscrip tions. Some of these subscriptions may be just signed subscriptions without deposits- others may have one THE SATURDAY MORNING. JULY 22. 1922 permit that country to become the world's greatest rea power for once in her life. Maybe Switzer land could put her battleship j on roller, skates or use them for coasting down the Alps. Some one suggests: "When the League of Nations is in session at .Gene va and the high council Isrues a mandate or an ultimatum It will be a fine thing if the messen ger can thistle for a navy or a battleship i.o carry it out. Per haps the big navy could be parked in front of the peace palace." MAKING IT UXAXIMOrS Congressman Clyde Kelly iof Braddock, Pa,', js a Republican, but has also been nominated y the Democrats of his district. It was thought (that these thlngp could only happen under the op erations of a freak primary law. hut lii this case the district is strongly Republican and Con gressman Kelly stands for the interests of the Pennsylvania Democrats as safely as for hi3 own party. The Democrats have no eagerness tt present a candi date of their own under the cir cumstance?. LIFE'S PROiaEJlS The experts are trying to figure out why it Is that the people who rhould marry do not; why those who do marry pick out the wrong partners, and why couples who ought to have families do not even have a canary in the house. The experts have some work cut out for them with these social problems. When they get them they Plight take up tbe little matter of explaining why it is that a woman never knows when her hat is on straight. . XO PIKER The director of markets in New ork is accused of collecting some $500,000 a year on his own account from peddlers and vegetable venders. There's a guy that goes marketing to some pur pose. He may yet turn up in the Tammany hall of fame. FOREIGN AFFAIRS Dutch papers announce that through the League of Nations the governments of Holland, Bel gium, and Franc-i ha've reached an agreement that none of them shall spend more on their naval and air budgets In the next two years than they have in the last one. v There ' Is no objection to this program on the part of the press, but there is a kick that It IF Everybody Can Listen in on the Great .OREGON CHEER IN EVERY HANDBAG. Guiv A f '' ! Y i.- i ij leaving m nandbag a day during tbe hours Pr" ' "'SS' Is the average Tor a paUent at he Reconstruction HmjMuI, near cas tral Park. New York my. 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By deciding, galnst breaking awty'jrom thb; United States; the j Filipinos - have proven-' that they are' "mora p.)We of. self govern ment" than most of the world thought, v v While opportunity knocks only i bnce, the rest of the knockers aren't so particular. , , . S : ( The Lions, the newest and youngest service order In Salem, . are growing ' fast. They are youngest also; in the average of the membership. . They are com- j era. I'. ' K" . Broccoli planting is going on-- f with a larger acreage than ever for the Salem dUtrtct. Showing" .. . m ii ... . e inai our xarmcrn ire iwjih, uub quittersvv;:Tr;'"-'?' v They have a new dance called eturabie-stepp'ng. 'y-It Is . a go-as-you-i lease atfalr1 The two part nera fall into a clutch and what ever happens is all right. If they . are both good dancers they match steps and make up the movements as they go along, "but If they are plugs- they kin fall over one are; other without breaking the rule On with the dance; let joy be un' refined. y?!YvY: ' I.:'-: . ' 1 ' i a a sjajsaj sjssssssjjj sjj aa- " Air Line" --.U mem lfl as l: